[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] "It's alright, no need to apologize in this instance if I agree with you. We make quite a pair, you and I." His choice in words is a bold faced hint, but he won't torture the human on that front any longer. Instead moving on to the shades and what the human says while he approaches. "Likewise, the sentiment is mutual, Dirk." Darkleer will store away his gauntlet and work for the time being and stand up to receive the item. "I'll be certain to contact you should anything concerning arise with the AI." [br] [br]He'll close the gap between them a little more than necessary and reach out for the shades when offered. His cold fingertips brushing against the back of Dirk's palm in the moment before actually grasping the shades themselves and taking them. There's this soft sound from the highblood with the vibration of his alien vocal chords. Nickering very gently in an equine fashion at the human, and if Dirk knows horses, he'd know he's just been chosen as a favorite. "Thank you for your help." Darkleer lingers for a few moments longer in close proximity to the alien, before making any movement to leave. 00:16:29
(one step closer to h*nd h**lding :v 00:23:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((real 00:24:06
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( scandalous 00:24:27
(fuck all these damn steps, PANTS OFF >:V 00:24:30
Meulin|Cronus|The disciple|Mindfang|Roxy [] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~ 00:32:55
(uh ohhh :v crab post jumpscare >:v 00:33:45
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Danger9us? I kn9w I am 9ne t9 a6stain fr9m m9st manners 9f c9m6at and am an avid detract9r 9f vi9lence, 6ut I can say this with certainty that I am unc9ncerned a69ut the tri6ulati9ns as they were t9 6e expected. T9 put it in a m9re "c9mm9n" phrase 9ne may say t9 sh9w sta6ility in the face 9f 9pp9siti9n: "I laugh in the face 9f danger."" Which he then proceeds to do! He actually lets out a humdrum pair of laughs, "Ha. Ha." They were dry and discourteous with absolutely no care given, but his posture would be more than enough to show his personal fortitude. Kankri had godtiered for a [i]reason[/i] after all. He certainly didn't get there easily either, any trials that may lay before them can be solved without violence and which ever ones require self-defense will be done so with heavy scrutiny. "That is en9ugh laughing at c9ncept f9r a g99d while. Let us c9ntinue thr9ugh." He, of course, took Roxy's hand yet again. Why would The Mutant not take her hand? It comforted her and he did not mind doing so for her sake. He does NOT like it, stop it. 00:36:10
([url=https://youtu.be/d_T9ryNQhd0?si=HYM7xFpcCLQKXe4H]Kankri moments before a robotic jumpscare:[/url] 01:01:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] this was not her challenging him about bravery or danger antics, she was genuinely unsure how dangerous this place was and did not want to cause them to have to find their way back a second time all because some big ol beastie decided to eat them for lunch. She looked at kankri with a surprised look as he started to fake laugh at the danger he is now denouncing with a tough guy attitude. Godtier does not matter to the lusi of this island we are all equal snacks to them, her demeanor shifting into a much more weary stance. As he grabbed her hand again after all the tough guy statements, she would squeeze it a bit harder than she usually would have. “look i get ur touch but we r like lunch to these fuckers and they will eat u alive just cus they can idk how jake survived this place so long tbh it is like the most hostile place u could ever live in as a human like im p sure if we turn around rn something is goin to try and consume us alive well dead but i dont wanna have 2 walk alllll the way back here ok.” 01:16:20
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[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] What was with the vice grip? She must be feeling nervous- whether it be for him or herself he could not tell. Most likely both, he will heed her cautionary tale, but ultimately? If they needed to run, he was sure they could get away. "Language." He raised their interlocked hands to softly bap her cheek for swearing. "D9 n9t fret, we will 6e just fine. 6etween the tw9 9f us, we sh9uld 6e capa6le 9f running quick en9ugh." What? Did she think he would entertain aggressing any rabid beasts or hostiles alike that may be lurking about? Absolutely the hell NOT. If Kankri needs to run, he is running- or flying if he feels so inclined. "I am n9t g9ing t9 let y9u die. N969dy is g9ing t9 die." Not if he can help it. Kankri was rather serious on that front, he already can not stand violence, so death bothers him even moreso in spite of his current status of afterliving. 01:36:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Was this guy flirting back? Dirk wasn't sure he'd ever had a hot guy actually flirt back with him. This was almost too much for even a Prince of Heart to handle. Not that his aspect [i]actually[/i] had much to do with his heart. Nonetheless, he was quick to accept the conversation moving [i]away[/i] from the subtle stoic flirtatious they'd been passing back and forth like a hot potato.[br] [br] That is, until he heard the tell-tale sound that sounded akin to a horse choosing someone as their preferred partner. It was enough for his cheeks and ears to turn a little red. The gingerly touch against his knuckles certainly didn't help with his own poorly contained embarrassment. "Uh, yeah. Anytime." Dirk certainly made no moves to step away from Darkleer first, the close proximity almost being enough for Darkleer to see the vivid orange eyes behind the human's triangular shades. He swallowed hard, the sound nearly loud enough to permeate the air. Once Darkleer moved back, Dirk adjusted his shades. "If you need any extra materials or power supplies for your projects, let me know. I've got plenty. It's like a radioactive party in this bitch." Turning away, he lifted a hand to rub his cheeks a little in an attempt to get the blood to flow back AWAY from his face. 01:38:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] why does he suddenly care about her swearing, she has no idea. That will not be stopping her from swearing though in fact it will do absolutely nothing. Even with the bap. “i hope so idk much about lusi but p sure they r fast an violent half the time.” she just shrugged maybe if they believed hard enough they can run fast enough. “thats a nice sentiment kankri but we should really b goin before somethin actually attacks us” with that being said she turns around, only to see what appears to be a lusus standing right behind them. Only it doesn’t make a sound or move, suddenly its neck starts to pour blood and its head falls off. What the actual fuck is going on here, now she has even more questions than answers. “look i know u said language but WHAT THE FUCK DID MY PEEPERS JUST WITNESS!” looking at the now fallen and decapitated beastie. 01:52:10
(>:v uh ohhhh 01:59:29
(( they have company and its all brover 02:00:32
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( B) 02:01:17
(its brover, we are so backri :v 02:01:51
(>:u why he gotta be jumped all the time 02:10:19
(( not just him 02:14:47
(:v hohooo They are doing the jumping 02:17:52
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] Seems the human understood what that sound even meant which is a pleasant surprise to the indigo troll. From this distance there's also no hiding the light color tinting the human's cheeks nor the hint of those orange hues behind the shades. So vibrant like the sun. The human's demeaner fumbling to keep up the stoic persona in the moment causes the highblood to curl his lips, flashing sharp teeth and gaze down at the shorter male with a knowing smile on his face for those few moments he remains in the other's personal bubble. Letting the tension hang-- but he won't point it out with words, instead allowing Dirk space. "Of course. Likewise, if there's anything you need from me I'd be more than eager to oblige, Dirk." [br] [br]Dirk just has to be endearing, doesn't he? The stoic flirting and weird flushed solicitations are getting out of hand here. But Darkleer will allow himself one more bold maneuver to truly drive the point home. By taking a mere two steps to be behind the Strider. And stoop down to whisper next to a rounded ear. Tickling the cartilage with his cold breath as he speaks. Along with his long hair pooling forward on one side to brush against the bare nape of the human's neck, "And I do mean [i]anything[/i]." Short and sweet, but to the heavily implied point before he's putting space between them again. "Talk to you soon." An ominous promise he leaves in the air as he fin 02:20:33
[br] [br] Those shades will be used much sooner than later to pester the human once he's back hive. 02:20:56
(( darkleer the moment dirk leaves pesters him 02:21:38
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LOL 02:22:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((as he fin 😔 02:22:08
(( lmao 02:22:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Damn bro just rail him already. 02:23:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((o+mit 02:23:34
(( LMAO 02:23:45
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([color=#0000cc]"Show me your orifice."[/color] [color=#ee700f]"Huh-"[/color] 02:28:22
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LOL 02:28:35
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( "All I've had was erotica novels for sweeps let me have this--" 02:31:00
([color=#0000cc]"Your holes. Allow me to have them."[/color] [color=#ee7006]"WHAT-" 02:32:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((them lo+o+king at each o+thers dicks like bo+y what the fukc= 02:32:32
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LOL 02:33:57
(( mindfang at some point talking to darkleer about it and they both go aliens got interestin dicks 02:34:41
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( they reunite and start gossiping about human pp that's wild omg 02:35:18
(( LMAO 02:35:29
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( darkleer makes them both tea and sit down to gossip 02:35:47
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( im deceased 02:35:51
(( who did you fuck and she's like oh his name is dave and darkleer going oh mine also has an interesting name it's dirk 02:36:13
(( she's like wait you banged his weird family member 02:36:29
(( nice 02:36:33
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LMFAO 02:37:04
(( dave and dirk both looking at each other later and just going i got to bang a hot alien how was your day 02:37:45
(( they both chose the color blue 02:38:11
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( dave: dude we gotta stop foiling each other this shit is weird dawg 02:39:32
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( dave: narratively speaking this is hilarious and terrifying 02:39:55
(( darkleer and mindfang are like i want to fuck the strider again and dirk and dave are like oh no i'm in danger 02:40:28
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( the humans sweating bullets 02:40:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAO 02:40:43
(( the striders are now stuck with overly horny blue people who now have a taste and they are both in panic 02:42:46
(( roxy being the only one so far to have not fucked anyone and just watching the chaos like :3 02:43:24
(( my idiot bois :3 02:43:43
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri immediately lunged to put himself in front of Roxy. The only reason for reacting so sharply is because she had started screaming. Kankri was confused, but prepared to eat the worst of whatever came their way- but all he was seeing was blood. Lots and lots of blood gushing from the poor lusus that had been subjugated. Of course, Kankri did not feel [i]bad[/i] for the thing, moreso just general pity as he did not like violence, that being said, it was a rather monstrous specimen. What could have come through to slaughter it so silently? Moreover, the percision and strength needed to decapitate something like this so casually with the speed to remain unseen by any onlookers was... troubling. Killing something like this was not a short order, nothing Kankri felt he himself could not handle, but still the facts remain: there is something else preying upon them. Maybe it has been stalking them this entire time? He shuffled his frame even further in front of Roxy, praying force would not be needed, but if anything fatal was coming, at least let it come from the front so that she may have the opportunity to get away. "Eyes up and ears 9pen." 02:45:06
(blue aliens getting a taste for human 02:45:17
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( oh how the turns have tabled 02:45:33
(( darkleer wondering if he can eat them, only to go well not in that way but they do taste good 02:45:48
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( "How can something to soft and squishy get so hard?" is definitely a question he will be asking. 02:47:58
(( kankri getting defensive as fuck so fast and getting in front of her and shes like damn thats nice and all but we gonna fuckin die lmao 02:47:59
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( *so , not to 02:48:26
([color=#ee0087]"We dying."[/color] "Nah... just me." *pulls the pin on the blood grenade (its his body)* 02:50:13
(( LMAO 02:50:21
(( mindfang has yet to ask any questions she is just accepting it like yea this is fine 02:50:55
(( darkleer asking 20 questions in a row 02:51:10
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( He must understand how everything works. 02:54:48
([color=#0000cc]"Can I bite it?"[/color] [color=#ee7007]"Ummmm, I'd prefer you don't." 02:55:57
(( LMAO 02:56:01
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( real quick @ bliss what kind of anatomy do you roll with for trolls in terms of reproductive organ setup 02:56:37
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LOL 02:56:45
(( brother i am a freak, i do nook and bulge sheaths n stuff the casual alien stuff 02:57:18
(( i do think females have smaller bulges then males tho 02:57:30
(( lmao 02:57:31
(( but really anything 02:57:43
(( i aint a picky bitch 02:57:54
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( Lets goooo 02:58:00
(go in there and dont come back until you got them blue balls, David >:v 02:59:28
(( balls deep in the blue 03:00:00
(like skinny dipping in the ocean :V 03:02:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((hc seedflap replaces the o+varies to+ ho+ld material in to+ empty into+ pails after? 03:02:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((db did no+t like that hc message failed like 3 03:02:48
(( LAO 03:03:16
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(( lmao also yea i usually hc around that too 03:03:31
(( it's like they got the freaky insides 03:03:43
([url=https://youtu.be/R83y0HXwVR4?si=a3Jxdxl3mw1k1hs8]DB at that hc:[/url] 03:03:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((po+rrim ho+lding all that shit in fo+r later u kno+w damn well 03:04:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((real 03:04:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((kankri walks in o+n po+rrim getting FREAKY w his sto+red material 03:04:29
(( kankri gonna leave real fast 03:04:47
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( IM SO GLAD we all run with the same hc 03:04:49
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( material swapping real freaky ok ok-- 03:05:05
(( i have had people get mad at me for it and go why do you have to be freak and i'm like bitch 03:05:15
(( let me have the alien freaky 03:05:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] (("wheres yo+ur sheath why yo+ thang just hanging o+ut" 03:05:31
(( LMAO 03:05:39
(( mindfang is like well he's an alien so ig it hits different after staring at daves dick for like 5 minutes 03:06:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] (("NAH BRUH HOW YOU HID ALL THAT THANG INSIDE??? WHERE IT CAME FROM MAN" 03:06:10
(Porrim: *being absolutely fucking RANCID with his left over material*[br][url=https://youtu.be/aX-X4Lroxzc?si=ciS8Xt2PDucgDlVA]Kankri, walking in to ask for his leggings back:[/url] 03:06:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOOOO 03:07:02
(( dave gonna turn into a fuckin smurf and mindfang is like damn you guys don't do the same thing thats sucks im sorry 03:07:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAO? 03:08:07
(( cover his ass in blue 03:08:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((dirk getting FILLED and hes like HOOOLY MOLY HOW IS THERE SO BMUCH 03:08:24
(( LMAO 03:08:29
(( dirk is like you are actively going to kill me if you keep this up 03:09:01
(all he gets is a horse noise in response, bro is not walking, it just has to be that way. 03:10:31
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( Darkleer: I apologize I'm just very backed up. 03:10:49
(( hes gonna be shitting blue for months 03:10:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LFMAOO 03:10:58
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( poor striders they are COOKED 03:11:34
(( dirk going i had no fucking clue these guys literally came buckets and dave is like i knew that i just did not care :) 03:12:04
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LOL 03:12:17
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( dave: im into that shit 03:12:28
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( dave: im a fucking sailor how i be diving in 03:12:39
(( LMAO 03:12:46
/(([url=https://youtu.be/XmUKhcuCZ3Q?si=ddMUakm0jQan7DSw]dirk[/url] 03:12:52
(( IM DYING 03:13:21
(( MY BF AND I WATCHED BEE AND PUPPY CAT 03:13:29
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LMFAOOO BEE AND PUPPY CAT SO GOOD 03:13:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOO 03:13:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i need to+ rewatch it fr its been so+ lo+ng so+ I do+nt remember much 03:13:49
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( same 03:13:58
(( its on netflix 03:14:13
(( he started laughing just as i did 03:14:14
(( bf: atleast she's not going to be dead this time. me: aradia bf: yea me: also yea 03:15:04
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( Darkleer finna slip into that boy's DMs about to drop some epic poetry about how pretty the human is or some shii 03:15:05
(im addicted, cant get enough- HEEEEEELLLLLLPPP *replays the same song for the 50th time* 03:17:40
(( lmao 03:18:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i do+ no+t have netflix so+ I simply suffer 03:19:07
(( i do and i can watch it with you 03:20:05
(( at some point 03:20:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((o+kay lmao+ 03:21:05
(( my ass loves bee and puppycat 03:22:20
(i have it. But you will have to get your own, I am watching El Camino 03:22:26
(( lmao 03:22:43
([url=https://youtube.com/shorts/HuYt_Nhl10Q?si=QLLtbxumXGWkayV-]The only way Kankri can walk away from robots and live to tell the tale (he aint telling shit):[/url] 03:28:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Dirk simply nodded in response to Darkleer's offer of assistance if he needed anything from him. That'll be something he will have to keep in mind- And then the troll suddenly got much closer. then [i]even closer.[/i] He stiffened up a little, pressing his lips together when he felt cold breath tickling his ear. Yeah, that was [i]not[/i] subtle at all. Is he really scoring points with an alien right now?[br] [br] "I'll keep that in mind." His voice remained relatively stoic, but had an extra layer of stiffness that failed to hide that he was a little flustered from Darkleer's advance. He glanced back at him when Darkleer made his way out, Dirk's cheeks flushed with colors despite a general absence of much other expression. "Yeah. Hopefully sooner than later." Dirk had to have the last word in this, he's no coward. 03:29:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((he go+nna smash a ro+bo+t??? 03:29:32
(if he has to SURVIVE? YEAH??? you're underestimating his will to live 03:30:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAO 03:30:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] (('WHY ARE ALL THESE HOT ROBOTS TARGETTING ME-" 03:30:38
(you dont think he would have slung that thang to aradiabot if it meant her NOT caving his skull in??? WILL TO LIVE SUPERSEDES EVERYTHING NO QUESTION >:U 03:31:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((she will be co+ming fo+r his cheeks so+o+n 03:31:34
(( LMAO 03:33:15
(( roxy actually going you don't need to smash brobot it's fine and kankri takes his fucking pants off like no i have this 03:33:39
(:y ay chat they joking... <:v chat why arent you saying they're joking- *animatronic jumpscare* 03:33:59
(( ik 03:34:10
(( plus it will be meulin and kurloz's turn to absolutely destroy kankri >:) 03:34:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] This particular robot was incredibly skilled at remaining unseen until necessary. They would not be able to spot him so easily just by trying to focus on their senses. Granted, it didn't take long for another couple of large beasts to head towards them, presumably attracted by the smell of a potential meal. As several beasts pushed their ways through the trees in front of the two, a blur of silver would come out and slam one to the ground, decapitating another before launching the head of the fresh kill into the other beasts skull, effectively crushing and killing both rather quickly. Alas, he was still too fast for anyone to actually figure out exactly [i]what[/i] was capable of wreaking so much havoc on such powerful creatures at such an incredible rate. However, there was some signs of a blade slashing the trees near where the now-dead creatures corpses laid. 03:36:57
(<:y chat they cant be serious... <:v chat why aren't saying anythi- *abducted* 03:37:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She thought it was kinda cute that kankri would throw himself in front of her in the midst of danger, even though it was appreciated. She would swiftly uncaptchalogue her already loaded rifle getting in a defensive position, the heavy footsteps of the new round of lusi approaching them for their next meal, once they actively saw the massive beasties for a brief moment before one's head got decapitated and its head thrown into another one with such force the other instantly died. What caught her eye after the epic slaying performance was a glint of metal reflection and trees being slashed through, the lalonde was unsure what to do before having an idea. “aight kankri give me like a minute of protection ima pester dirk rq” she would plop herself on the ground and set her rifle down next to her, quickly uncaptchalogueing her laptop and logging into pesterchum. Only for her to immediately pester dirk.[br] [br] tipsyGnostalgic [TG] has started pestering timaeusTestified [TT] so uh i am in some danger in a memory bubble i think its jakes island somethin is stalkin us and killin big bad beasties should i be worried? 03:49:32
(( roxy going i'm in danger haha 03:49:46
(( kankri gonna be like this is no time to chat with friends wtf 03:51:00
(Roxy: *sans noises*[br]Kankri: *Papyrus Stomping* 03:51:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] [TT: No clue how you managed to get there, but I don't think it's anything to worry about. It's killing the beasts trying to come after you, isn't it? Unless whatever it is comes out and goes after you directly, I wouldn't think of it as a threat to you.] 03:52:06
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He saw that. He doesn't know what [i]that[/i] was, but he most definitely got a solid enough glimpse to at least confirm whatever it had was a blade. That narrows it down... to about any number of blade oriented strife abstrata, not including [i]non-[/i]bladed strife abstrata that can be modified to have razor-like properties. Needless to say, Kankri cannot tell for certain what that thing is using, but clearly it is strong. Stronger than him? Uhhh... Kankri would rather not think about coming to blows with anything- "Wha- I D9 N9T THINK A MESSAGE 69ARD IS THE 6EST USE 9F 9UR SENSES AT THIS P9INT IN TIME!" He said that, but made no attempts to get her to stop, slowly circling around Roxy's stationary butt on the laptop so that he can somewhat cover all angles, "Just 6e quick a69ut it!" What more data can he gather besides "Silver" "Blade" and "Strong"... well, it had yet to come for them outright, so perhaps whatever it is is a game hunter of sorts... 03:59:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] For now, the forest around them would remain eerily still, only interrupted by the distant sounds of beasts. However, the feeling of something watching them would remain prevalent at all times. From what direction was unknown, and it almost seemed like they were being watched from every direction simultaneously. 04:03:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((theyre just go+nna co+me acro+ss a bunch o+f trees w X's cut into+ the bark 04:04:42
("I knew it... its the hash slinging slasher, we have to go" 04:05:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((the fucking what 💀💀 04:06:15
(oh nah, you dont know the hash slinging slasher? Oh you one of dem- you- [i]YOU- YOU YOU YOU YOU-[/i] 04:07:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] he is right to be a bit mad about it as he has no idea what she is doing, she quickly shouts back at the vantas not in anger but in panic. “IDK I AM ASKIN DIRK HE KNOWS MORE THAN I DO ABOUT THIS FUCKIN PLACE. I AM GOIN FAST AIGHT” the circling kind of helped but not by much.[br] [br] [TG: the memory bubbles r wild like u have no idea what ur gonna get its a big ol gamble every fuckin time so far it seems to be protectin us but idk for how long will take ur word on it not bein a threat rn will pester u more when i find out more] tipsyGnostalgic [TG] has gone idle.[br] [br]she would loudly sigh as dirk was very unhelpful and captchalogue her laptop while it was still running incase she needed to pull it out again it was full battery anyway so she was not worried about that. Grabbing her rifle and standing back up quickly. With a calmer tone but still quite startled. “i think we will b ok but dirk said jack shit about wtf is goin on he just said it aint attackin us directly so we r safe somehow but keep ur guard up.” She looked a little less stressed out. 04:08:12
(( spongebob reference the hash slinging slasher 04:09:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((o+h that guy 04:14:51
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Fucking finally! Although it was probably just a mere minute of Kankri solo watching, the tense silence of the forest outside of the stray far-off beast gave a projection of eternity. Kankri was not the best at fighting with groups- in fact, he preferred never to be [i]observed[/i] fighting just off of his principles: if he was going to defend himself physically, he would rather not be seen as someone who justifies circumstantial violence. Aggression? Maybe, but he hated being seen as a hypocrite on this sort of thing. Still, Kankri was not going to let someone else get hurt just because he did not wish to throw fists. Being so adverse to fighting in front of others, he has rarely fought with a partner, but he took note of the fact that, like [i]The Fish[/i], Roxy was using a rifle, so while he was still providing her cover, he did leave spaces amidst his slightly outstretched arms for the human to potentially aim through.[br] [br]"N9, I think that is much m9re helpful than 9ne may 6elieve." If Roxy's friend is any bit mechanically inclined like Horuss as was implied with how they found him, then perhaps the "Silver" part of this mystery is solved. Plus, it also helps to know that it may not be hostile towards random individuals, "Perhaps this thing is a machinati9n 9f y9ur friends', 6ut I am n9t c9nvinced that it will n9t c9me f9r us, th9ugh." Kankri was going to put off drawing his [i]actual[/i] weapon for as long 04:24:59
(come on bubble, that was within the LIMIT >:U GIVE IT TO ME 04:25:30
*as long as possible 04:25:45
anonymous [??] joined chat. ~~ 289 ~~ 04:27:00
(( roxy is ok with acts of violence so this is fine 04:27:08
(ello :v 04:27:08
(( lmao 04:27:11
(( hello 04:27:18
(>:v stop scaring out customers with yer talk of violence 04:27:31
(( no 04:27:44
(anon, we are peaceful I swear :y 04:28:31
(( mother i crave violence 04:28:48
(THE CORNER >:U NOW 04:30:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] for once she actually used her brain to contact someone into getting info usually she would investigate with little regard to safety but she had a bad feeling from the start which caused her to contact dirk despite kankri being upset about it and the intense situation at hand, kankri was right it was probably one of dirks many creations. She was just too focused on the amount of beast bodies being killed in front of them to realize this at the moment. She was going to keep her rifle out in case but for now she decides to put the safety on and strap it onto her back.[br] [br]”u r rite it probably is one of dirks many robot dudes idk i freaked out i should have realized it sooner tbh but idk how it will react if its been alone for eons killin shit constantly” that is also a fair point, she would squint over at the trees that were cut down, she doesn’t see the anything worth noting. “we can continue searchin for ur whistle if it is one of dirks prized robots it will keep us protected and know the layout of the island just dont get 2 comfy” she seemed much more calm and level headed now that she had somewhat of an answer. 04:38:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((she said the co+de wo+rds 04:39:36
(>:U fucken roxy always saying the code words 04:40:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] As soon as Roxy finished speaking, Brobot perked up. A whistle? He had seen a few things that they may be searching for. There was a flash around them as a circle of trees fell over, blocking their paths in all but one direction. Seems like something wanted them to go in a particular direction. 04:40:54
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Well, it was nice to see that his deductive reasoning was sound enough to grant Roxy peace of mind. Panicking would do neither of them any good, this just reaffirmed that he was calm enough to read context clues, which could be the key to getting out of this predicament, "W-" HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A FUCKING CHANCE TO SPEAK, EVERYTHING JUST STARTED COLLAPSING WHAT THE FUCK! Kankri was quick to, once again, place himself as a shield in front of the human, surveying each and every tree that had been bisected to nothing more than a barricade to cut of every path- no, wait. It cut of [u]MOST[/u] of the paths, all but a [u]SINGULAR[/u] route, right before them. "..." Nope. #FuckThatShit #HorrorTropes #NO WAY IN HELL. Kankri shook his head at the singular path offered to them and soon scooped Roxy up, he is not going that fucking way. That is how people get MURR-DERRED in Slasher Flicks. He is having NONE of it, he is not going to explain why he is cradling her- god how much does that gun add? She feels heavier than when she was passed out. He soon started to levitate and float upward, he would much prefer to just scout out from above than trust whatever is in the bushes. Allies don't hide themselves- they may wear maskes, but to conceal their whole body? #Fuckshit. 04:52:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((kankri is o+n a o+ne-way track to+ po+und to+wn rn 04:53:21
([url=https://youtu.be/1FKV_OZvQ90?si=jxOFwEeXLcviMDj5]How Brobot gonna do Kankri for this disrespect:[/url] 04:53:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((fr 04:53:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ill let ro+xy get a respo+nse in befo+re do+ing anything tho+ 04:54:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((but this is go+nna make bro+bo+t assume kankri might be a threat to+ ro+xy 04:54:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((#kidnapping? 04:54:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((his tho+ught pro+cesses arent especially co+mplex 04:54:42
(( LMAO 04:54:56
([url=https://youtu.be/YEOk4Qn4tLY?si=wpCvRyJ0mNRuPcVG]Brobot emoting after getting a single hit off:[/url] 04:56:45
(( kankri saying no we are absolutely not brobot punches kankri in the face and steals roxy and places her on the ground infront of the path he set 04:56:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAO 04:57:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bro+bo+t *yo+ink* *punch* *gentle set* *vanish* 04:57:28