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(Mituner :v Mituner Fish Sammich 07:39:09
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((things happened, again 07:40:36
((i am so sorry 07:40:39
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(( yo 07:57:22
(( also thats fine psii get done what you need to do i hope it gets better for ya 07:57:45
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(:v also do you require a uhhh *looks in back pocket* reposterpinoreno 08:07:51
(( unless it ate your post i do have the reply 08:10:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] Logically kankri just likes the funny haha noise and it makes his brain go brrrrr and thats all she needs to really know, but a full explanation would be nice but it is honestly not really needed. She was just curious if he knew it or not and it seemed he did not know, the cuddling and affectionate nature of it was also just a bonus in her eyes. Plus the vantas is warm and his sweater makes him comfy albeit its a different one but still quite comfortable. “aight i was mostly curious to know cus sometimes ppl just react different to different stuff even if it isnt somethin they would normally do and if u want me to do the noise more often i can i have no issues doin that at all in fact do u want me to do it again?” she really trying to figure out how much he likes the noise or if it is now an addiction. 08:10:12
(:v oh nah i replied to your reply ages ago *unveils new post from back pocket* 08:11:07
(( give me it 08:11:24
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Shameless in his affections toward her- or moreso THE NOIZE, he would keep Roxy as close to him as possible. He gently rubbed his cheek into hers, snuggling the skin-to-skin contact in small, slow circular motions. Hearing that the human would continue to indulge him was thrilling to hear, but even so Kankri is Kankri, he would not so easily succumb to anything, even if it was one of the greatest sounds ever coming from someone the Mutant would consider rather charming. Irregardless of such things, Kankri could restrain himself rather easily; he had been doing it for eons after all, "D9 n9t feel 96ligated t9 d9 s9 just 6ecause 9f my pers9nal affinity t9ward it... 6ut if y9u really wish t9 carry 9n with such an activity, I w9uld supp9rt such a ch9ice as l9ng as it was made unequiv9cally and independent 9f my preferences." A simple 'yes, please' could have worked, but he was not so desperate as to beg her to make THE NOIZE for him. He does not [i]need[/i] it... 08:12:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She had acquired a new cat. His name is Kankri Vantas and he enjoys trills and hates snuggles unless its on his terms. His hobbies include talking a lot and avoiding all conflict if possible. Whether or not he could control his urges to snuggle or nuzzle was not very concerning to her in fact it was very cat-like behavior. It was very endearing and was causing her to silently lose it a little at the flooding memories of her own precious feline babies. This was the best day ever for her even if it did not actually include one of her beloved pets or her other friends, she would rub her cheek up against his right back for a solid minute before speaking. “its not really hard 2 do and it makes u happy so its enough for me so u dont gotta worry about it bein a chore or bother it isnt i like it a lot actually it reminds me of when i would call my kitties in fact i can make a variety of noises that was for them for example” she makes a pspsps noise and automatically rubs her fingers together as a result of habit. 08:24:49
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] GLORIOUS VICTORY! He shall be receiving more doses of THE NOIZE- not that that is anything to grow excessively excited over or anything. Kankri is the perfectly reasonable amount of excited: Internally. Externally, he would carry himself with all the dignity befitting of one who so ardently clung to many ideals with callous hands and a stressed pan worn from the cruelty of other's ignorance or negligent; all that to say, his countenance was rather neutral even with a slightly uplifted cadence to his voice. Kankri did not respond to the 'pspsps' call, he is not aw cattish as one may have been lead to believe given his current state. It did not halt him from cuddling her all the same, taking a small break just to inquire about her human calls for the feline critters, "And that w9uld 6e meant t9 garner their attenti9n 9r is that a call t9 6e drawn cl9se? N9t that th9se things are mutually exclusive, 6ut I am just trying t9 pinp9int whether it was a s9und t9 make 9ne aware 9r if it was 9ne meant m9re as a gathering h9ller 9f s9rts." 08:40:03
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] Look roxy may not always be able to calm situations and actively make a good half of them worse quite often, the lalondes heart will always be in the right place along with her spirit. The lalonde has decided to only use her trill powers for good and to sooth and calm kankri when he needed it and sometimes just for his enjoyment. Especially since now she knows he enjoys it even though she knows he’s trying to pretend its not a big deal. Although the pspsps did not do anything for him that's alright, she was just curious and thought it would be fun to do anyway. “ya cats are finicky lil shits either they want ur attention 24/7 or they want to hide and pretend u dont exist and sometimes if they feel really inclined they will b hard to catch or get close 2 bc they want to play when ur tryin to get them to do somethin else. my cats hobbies included loafin on my stuff and on me, knockin shit over sometimes and actively bringin me dead stuff or livin stuff sometimes if they felt like it. I had to use the pspsps to get one of the fuckers to give me a livin mouse once bc they decided it was a game” the more she speaks about it the more cats probably seem weirder and weirder towards the other, she would then wait a little bit before trilling again. Gotta keep the crab guessing when she’s gonna do it to make it fun. 08:55:27
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[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] It is just as the Crustacean Manuscripts foretold: 'With Great Trilling, Comes Great Satiety Within A Crab'! If anyone else were to know Kankri's weakness to trilling and purring, he could very well find himself in dire straits, but it was not as though such ramifications were frying upon The Mutant's pan. He was listening close to the lore behind her personal experience with cats and... it did not sound all bad, but it wasn't without its own light horror. Bringing supposes companions carcasses or, in much more rare occassiins, [i]living[/i] victims of their shenanigans? And, apparently as Kankri is taking much more note, [i]Meulin[/i] is supposedly the closest thing to a cat around... that is marginally disconcerting. He always figured the Olive to be some sort of beast, but even then his fear of her was at an all time low- maybe he should be much more cautious of any tendencies they display... "This explanati9n has d9ne little t9 s9lidify my 9pini9ns 9f the creatures." Of course, conflicting feelings in cats and Meulin's are flung into the ether in favor of squishing the trilling human. 09:20:18
(>:u he will KISS THAT CHEEK, over here pulling his heartstrings 09:22:34
(( he kisses her cheek its all over lmao 09:33:03
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She won’t be telling anyone, though that does not mean anything because kurloz and meulin are still in the corner doing their thing. Doesn’t matter to her though, she knows the mute cannot physically do that but she has no idea if meulin could or would try. Though considering trolls can just purr why would they ever need or want to make a trill noise with their tongue plus meulin would definitely need to practice really hard to even get close to the noise anyway, as for the cat shenanigans later she might show him many of the cat videos she’s taken during her time with her cats. But for now back to focusing on the conversation at hand.”ill just gotta show u the cat vids n stuff later im sure u will enjoy them” this girl had a big stupid smile on her face as the other squished her. 10:20:06
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(PIPE 16:47:45
(( HUH 16:50:05
(( wtf u mean pipe 16:50:28
(pipe it up :v 16:52:34
(( wtf u talking about 16:53:01
(( im trying to read homestuck you heathen 16:53:09
(>:v hit the banana brite on the banana sprite 16:55:53
(( b100 post incoming 8D 17:01:41
(( mobile stinky wouldn't let me POST last night D:< 17:02:07
(( oki here goes 17:02:14
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] The troll's emitting the noise of awe, bringing a palm up to stroke his chin. Standing there, contemplating about alien anatomy. It's so different than what he's used to, the curiosity might kill him. "This is very interesting... I will be looking into this." He's going to look up 'human reproduction' and get slammed with porn.[br] [br] "Odd... violets are tasked, typically, to aid in feeding it, I wonder what happened on the planet to allow such a catastrophic end. What led up to it, after I died...? Ah... mayhaps we should actually. Leave this for a different conversation. I don't want to dwell upon it. And sour our good time." His tone is a little somber, ears pinning back, but he'll take the opportunity to move on from the subject matter. And become engrossed in the strange world of Human Stuff.[br] [br]"I can commend such STRENGTH. I shall ask the Roxy human for more information about the females of your species." And he will. Poor Roxy. That's gonna be hilarious. Darkleer notes that those *particular* reasons could apply to himself but he won't comment, "I see. The beauty of muscles is wonderful, is it not? Ah. What I look for?" Darkleer goes quiet then. Emitting a low thrumming as he thinks, gaze inevitably dragging over Dirk's face while he organizes his thoughts. "When I was alive and at my peak, prior to my e%ile, my answer would've been quite clear. But. It has been a long 17:04:16
(:v okay... go ahead. 17:04:34
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] >> "But. It has been a long time, you see, since I'd ever..." [br] [br]His voice trails off, though it's quite obvious what he's saying. MAIDENLESS. His cheeks darken, ears drooping as he clears his throat to add, "I suppose the thing that draws my eyes most is one's poise... but, if you would e%cuse my presumptuous words for a moment..." Darkleer seems a little flustered getting this out, reaching up to adjust his shades in a nervous fashion, "[i]You[/i] are rather appealing to me. I quite enjoy your wit and personality a good deal. And you've a charming face... I find myself wanting to know you more. It doesn't hurt, that you're also quite fit, yourself." This massive mountain of a man is flushed to the double moons and back in this ridiculous confession. Release him from his misery, thank you. 17:06:11
(( nooo why'd it have to cut off like that-- DAMMIT KANKRI 17:06:29
(( i blame u >:V 17:06:40
(( always cutting darkleers head off smh 17:07:05
(( deserved 17:07:26
(>:v i dont see nothing, take your meds 17:08:47
(( we finally got to dave saying 'bro just kicked my ass' to john 17:09:19
(( lmao 17:09:24
(( the isolation has finally gotten to him 17:09:26
(( LMFAO 17:09:32
(( damn you're really early on 17:09:48
(( do i need to re-post btw 17:09:50
("Bro just kicked my ass. That's all there really is to say on the matter." Nah talk about how you got flung down 8 flights of stairs gang :v 17:10:19
(>:v nah i goddit 17:10:26
(( mf literally on the ground with his i-phone out 17:10:38
(Bro is just that guy ûvû 17:12:48
(( i remember re-reading that and going 'wtf he got flung down a bunch of stairs why'd i think that was funny the first time this shit is actually kinda fucked--' 17:14:57
(I laughed harder, fuck David ●v● 17:16:17
(( >:O !!! 17:17:06
(( rude ser very rude 17:17:25
(òvó MORE STAIRS FOR THAT DUMBASS HOE 17:17:49
(( NO!!! 17:18:08
(*EX Command Grab* RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 17:18:43
(( lmao 17:19:25
(( him flying off his rocket powered skateboard is funny 17:19:36
("Off to bang your mother" *tosses his copy of the game for Dave* 17:20:25
(( LMAO 17:31:17
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] It doesn't matter to him whether it is a true trill or a purr, if he hears it, he will, in a rather loose and varying way, be tamed. Kankri has completely etched Kurloz and Meulin's existence from the room- no, from his [i]mind[/i] entirely; those two were of no concern to him for the time being. "I will take y9ur w9rd f9r it." Kankri did not believe the human's claim that merriment would arise in him from seeing cats being cats, but it isn't like he'd be running off to find his whistle any time soon, that means there's no [i]real[/i] need to turn down her offer to share some videos, but later! Now is the time for snuggling! Rubbing his cheek into her would be put on pause, but the reason why was to oress a really soft and shy kiss to her cheek before resuming the cuddling of his cheek to her own. 17:33:57
(Bro? You mean Bitch Getter? 17:34:16
(( blud john calling dave gay in his birthday message is so funny 17:34:53
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(but was he incorrect :v 17:39:49
(( dave was being so gay towards tavros LMAO 17:40:06
(( just to get him to leave him alone 17:40:13
(( cri 17:40:19
(( john knew before dave ever knew 17:40:29
(( damn, ROSE knew before he knew-- shit 17:40:39
(Tavros said "im uncomfortable" and Dave was like "my arms are made comfy, get in them" 17:41:00
(( john literally said your gay and the next minute he fucking scared tavros away with a whole fucking rant about dicks and fuckin 17:41:14
(( what a bastard lmfao 17:41:14
(( AHAHA 17:41:23
(( vienna sausages 17:41:42
(( TAVROS BLOCKED HIM 17:42:05
(( IN FEAR 17:42:08
(( DAVID IS POWERFUL 17:42:22
(( my bf: 'so daves a racist?" 17:42:44
(( me: no hussie was but in term dave kinda was 17:42:58
(( for a little bit 17:43:07
(( lmao 17:43:10
(:wiisportsmatt: when do we get to the Fake Confidence Tavros self-love BS 17:46:47
(( idk yet 17:47:35
(( kankri being adorable is making my heart melt 17:50:06
(( help 17:50:08
(:v no help, only more cute crab 17:50:41
(( crabs so good 17:50:47
(( dies from cuteness over load 17:50:53
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([url=https://youtube.com/shorts/fjo-tl8Lauk?si=3myQ_cPf5405PFHp]How Meulin is gonna ensnare Kankri with purring just to absolutely destroy him:[/url] 18:09:53
(( alright we got past act 3 and are on the intermission 18:10:50
(( time to reply 18:10:53
(( istfg my bf has more questions every time we read it as it literally tells him point blank and i just repeat 18:11:29
(only Act 3? I am on Act 5 but dont wanna deal with Jane yet uvu 18:13:36
(( LMAO 18:14:10
(( he has to look up every thing so we have to pause 18:14:29
(( a lot 18:14:33
(( bc of references 18:14:42
(( i respect the hustle 18:14:50
(any references I miss im just like "you're old" and continue uvu 18:15:32
(( LMAO 18:17:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She will keep in mind the mime and cat troll are around but this is not going to stop her from doing anything, she was glad he was taking her word for it though she knows it could just be the fact that he was too busy listening to the noise and being a snuggle fiend. The whistle is now on a side burner as is anything else at the moment, especially after kankri gave her a soft shy cheek kiss and more cheek nuzzles. She has no idea what to do with any of this at the moment considering he was so adamant earlier about not wanting to get into quadrants. all the lalonde can do is accept that the crab was not going to free her anytime soon, especially if she continued making that noise. Was she going to keep making that noise? Yes absolutely this is going to continue until someone either bothers them or kankri finally snaps and tells her to stop or squeezes her to death, she is unsure. 18:23:12
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(the real addict here is Roxy :v 18:34:04
(( what do you mean she is literally just chilling and enabling him 18:37:05
(addiction takes many forms >:v 18:38:15
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(( im sorry WHAT 19:31:48
(( what 19:32:39
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Excessive PDA, Excessive PDA, Excessive PDA!... Nah, that was a rather insignificant blockade in his mind given the circumstances that he quickly dismantled to their bare bones to justify their current... cuddle session. For starters, IT IS THE NOIZE'S FAULT! ACCOUNTABILITY CAN NOT BE THRUST UPON HIM BECAUSE IT WAS THE NOIZE! More than that, there was only another pair of individuals residing within the room, who were also rather open with their own affections at any given time- not to mention the couple seemed relatively unbothered. Lastly, she was not making him stop- it would be rather easy, too- it is not as if he would restrain her if she wished to wiggle free of his grasp, plus she keeps making THE NOIZE, what is he supposed to do? [i]Not[/i] fawn over Roxy? Huh? Well, too bad! He will do so until he believes she wishes to stop or unless an unforeseen variable makes itself known and thus prompts his immediate disregard of Roxy and promptly throwing her out of his lap fo save face, BUT UNTIL THEN? Another smooch to her cheek. She does not taste like bubblegum and that is okay. 19:33:36
(( his only problem is she doesn't taste like bubblegum LMAO 19:37:16
(( girl giving him bright red cherry flavored lipstick since he liked the bubble gum one so much 19:38:11
(( would be a damn shame if someone big and blue showed up 19:38:29
(( vriska phasing into existence as kankri plants kisses to roxy's cheek and she gets yeeted is funny 19:39:07
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] ::::) 19:42:36
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(( theoretically what if i threw her in-- i don't have to tho only if it's cool w/ yall 19:47:36
([color=#006688]*Sonic Special Stage Warp SFX into existence* Heeeeeeeey-[br][url=https://youtu.be/va6NT09neus?si=5_gCa1hAINIAVmOD]Kankri flinging Roxy like she's made of lava:[/url] 19:49:28
((LMAO 19:49:44
(( im fine with it 19:49:52
(( roxy is making poor choices again 19:50:01
(i am chill with everything :9 19:50:04
(( bet 19:51:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] Well well well. It's been a bit. The highblood spawns into the living room this time-- and actually. She's right back on the couch she was initially sitting upon before disappearing! Look at that! Her popcorn inexplicably comes along with her as if the bubble knows. Snack and entertainment tend to go hand in hand. And what a perfect thing to have as she sets her gaze upon the two saps all SNUGGLED up like two grubs. She's grinning a grin that's nothing but devious as she noisily rustles her palm in the popcorn bucket and munches on it with little care for being heard. It's all on purpose anyhow. And while smacking her lips she goes, "Wow, this is quite possi8ly the most adora8le thing I've seen in sweeps. All that's left is to make a pile of whistles and cat plushies and this will totally 8e legit." ::::) [i]Crunch[/i], eating some more popcorn. With a sly smile knowing DAMN WELL she's ruining this moment 100000000%. 19:57:03
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "GET THIS WENCH OFF OF ME-" 19:57:53
(omit 19:57:55
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(( LMAo 20:08:35
([url=https://youtu.be/rlkKLFwFJY0?si=K_LqZfoDXAInHDg_]Roxy after Kankri's surprising strength flings her toward the tv at mach:[/url] 20:12:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] The blatant affection is great especially with all the extra cheek smooches, they are definitely going to have to hash out whatever this is later especially as the spider starts to fade back in. she was not expecting the serket to be back so soon but then again the time in the bubble vs outside it can seem slower due to the amount of time being spent in it. Unfortunately for roxy, kankri tends to overreact when it comes to his image, so this is going to end poorly for her especially with all the snuggles and full contact involved. 20:13:10
(( yes 20:13:22
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(( bro he wouldn't throw the cat human 20:14:05
(*looks at the studio camera* chat, they don't know. 20:14:27
(( HE WOULDN'T DARE 20:14:51
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(:v... <:9 chat, they simply DO NOT KNOW 20:15:12
(( bro about to yeet the cat onto the serket 20:15:37
(( not vriska dropping her precious popcorn all over the floor to catch the fucking human fdkjhdfs 20:16:50
([url=https://youtu.be/qVxmM-2N9nM?si=7JIaRDPlhiB_3kRM]Vriska getting prepped ro taunt this man into a second grave:[/url] 20:16:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] (( LMFAO 20:17:13
(( roxy can always give vriska more popcorn tbh 20:22:19
(( these are facts 20:25:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] There is a creaking sound from the corner as Kurloz gets to his feet again, walking out of the room towards the kitchen for the time being without saying a word. For obvious reasons. But also he probably wouldn't have said anything even if he was able to. 20:27:01
(( kurloz couldn't watch the amount of pale affection anymore lmao 20:27:46
(( had to fucking leave 20:28:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bro+ had eno+ugh hes like this is disgusting man 20:28:07
(( LMFAOOOO-- 20:28:09
(( :wheezing: 20:28:18
(( meulin just wrote it all down and he's just like >:o 20:28:32
(( kankri taunting her for a literal hour and then kurloz is just like nah i'm done walks away 20:29:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] The tell-tale sound of a board grinding on railings near the building outside can be heard. Sounds like someone has returned to the scene once more, but she's having her own fun outside at the moment. 20:29:50
(( kurloz is now going to see psiioniic and desciple clinging to each other on the floor eating pringles 20:30:15
(( LMAO 20:30:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((hes just go+nna walk past that shit bruh 20:30:27
(( kurloz just like this is a weird as fuck day tbh 20:31:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((might be getting pizza fo+r natio+nal pepp day 20:31:32
(( hell yea 20:31:38
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri was having the time of his afterlife: cat human trilling, cozy seating on a couch, cuddles while she sits in his lap. Perfect. Everything is perfect, nothing could rui- [font=times new roman][u]FREEZE[/u][/font]. All his actions are halted as a new voice breaks the amorous silence fluttering through the air; a voice that had icy origins, but sweltered with a tone of mockery and arrogance. [i]Mister Vantas... The Third Serket has returned.[/i] Stress surged through his body, instinctively stiffening his posture to it's utmost extreme, the synapses in his pan firing off conflicting responses: [i]'THROW THE HUMAN' 'KEEP THE HUMAN SAFE' 'EXPLAIN' 'PUNCH THE SPIDER' 'PEACE TREATY'-[/i] His arms quickly unfurled from Roxy, and for a moment it seemed as though he would shove the human to the pavement of the living room floor! BUT! He retained some semblance of conscious not to do such a careless thing, instead resting his hands upon her shoulders. His wide-eyed silence came to a pitiful cessation, attempting to speed past the situation as if Vriska had not seen what she [u]clearly[/u] just saw, "Y-Y9u are speaking n9nsense, there is n9 need f9r a pile 9f any s9rt. H9pefully y9u did n9t snag y9ur h9rns th9se [i]highly[/i] a6surd assumpti9ns 9f y9u are making. Irregardless, it is g99d t9 see that y9u are well, h9w have y9ur travels cared f9r y9u?" 20:39:39
([url=https://youtu.be/oXuJyIytP6Q?si=DTRSm5HRoYo3tFcz]How Kankri starts treating Roxy to save face:[/url] 20:42:20
(( LMAO 'give me 200$' 20:42:41
(*whispering to her after absolutely assasinating her character in front of everyone* [sub]"give me 2 hours cuddles and trills.[/sub] 20:44:23
(( LMAO 20:44:34
(( she just looks at him and gives him a thumbs up in confusion 20:45:13
(followed by him calling her a "village pale two-wheeled device" and scurrying off into the night 20:46:30
(( girl just getting fucking murdered by words within 5 seconds 20:49:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] This is absolutely worth it. Seeing yappie Vantas go through entire slews of emotions and the sheer conflict on the man's face is just perfection. So much so that there's an actual [i]giggle[/i] from the highblood. For all their annoying flaws Vantas's are very expressive shitheads and that was funny enough on it's own. Still, this can't exactly bide well on the human's part. The denial, that is, from the warm troll. There's a curling at the corners of her lips, fangs sheening in whatever light is in the room, "If I were you, I wouldn't say such [i]heartless[/i] things. What if you hurt her feelings???????? Wh8ever happened to your manners?" It's hard to tell if her concern is sincere, however. Maybe she is. Maybe she isn't. [br] [br]"My travels were [i]fine[/i] I suppose. I just got done with my bottle of Vadium whiskey and happened to end up [i]here[/i] again. My timing is otherworldly." Did she say she slammed a whole bottle of booze? Yes. We are not unpacking that. She'll float off the couch with the popcorn bucket nestled in her arm. Regarding Roxy with a sweep up and down of her good, not-patched eye. "Well, Dave's hot mom, I'd ask a8out Monsters Inc 8eing on the ta8le 8ut this clearly is an inopportune time." 20:54:34
(*cuddling Roxy* "i love-" [color=#006688]*Vriska enters*[/color] *gives Roxy the craziest noogie of all time* "-LOVE THAT I CAN STOP THIS [i]WHORE[/i] FROM USING HER PALE WILES AGAINST ME!" 20:55:11
(( LOL 20:55:26