(( kankri and roxy just both 0_0 21:13:00
(( LMFAO 21:13:40
(( meulin and kurloz just chilling like this is fine she's only attacking vriska :) 21:14:09
(Kankri: sheesh, talk about a basket case ( ￣ー￣)[br][color=#ee0078]Roxy: Σヽ(ﾟДﾟ; )ﾉ 21:14:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((kurlo+z is fr just sitting there like :o+) 21:14:42
(( yea lmao 21:14:49
(( meulin writing it down 21:15:15
(( vriska and mindfang getting territorial over mindfangs journal is funny 21:16:17
(( mindfang currently has the original one on her person as we speak 21:16:34
(( she is just big mad someone else has it 21:16:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] Well, this is going terribly wrong. She should've considered this carefully but with all her foolish excitement she'd inevitably made a complete ass of herself. Her ears pin back, her one good eye widening while reflexively her fangs become bared. Body tense and ready to spring up for a fight. She sees those dice and knows exactly what it means. "I fucking found it! I thought it was awesome that I found something with OUR sign on it so I kept it 8ecause it's important to me!!!!!!!!" [br] [br][color=#910000]Meanwhile, in comes one David. The same one as before, dressed up in his tailored suit and looking as immaculately dressed as usual. Not a single hair out of place and his shades are right where they need to be. He'd walked in through the front door. Whistling a tune as he turns a corner and garners the people in the living room with a signature 'sup' head nod of greeting. Whole ass pep in his step and vibing. His eyes would've landed on Mindfang first... before landing on Vriska. His lips press into a thin line. Brows furrowing behind his shades because he's significantly aware, hyper fucking aware, that that's [i]his version[/i] of her. He's got a lot of questions. But this isn't the time or place for it. So he's gonna act real chill and lax when saying,[/color] [color=#E00707]"damn. small bubble huh vriska? this is so crazy. hi mindfang~"[/color] [color=#910000]All while floa 21:22:14
[color=#910000]>> floating over to put himself between the two Serkets. B) 21:23:54
(( mindfang about to duke it out dave gets in the way mindfang suddenly calm and going oh yea hey 21:24:34
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Ohhhhhh B R O T H E R, THESE TWO S T I N K. The movie may have ended, but the [i]drama[/i] continues. An exasperated sigh left his lips and he deflated in his seat before giving Roxy the most deadpan look ever, raising his eyebrows in a questioning matter as if to say 'get a load of these guys.' "Shall we make 9ur exit 9r d9 y9u wish t9 watch the cerulean firew9rk display hit its peak?" Normally, he would try to ease tensions, but seeing as how both of them are Serkets he did not care for and... is in critical condition himself, he wants nothing to do with this- perhaps the freshly arrived human has this under control. They certainly seemed unbothered enough auspisticize the situation. 21:24:37
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] ("Get a load of these fucking idiots." 21:24:50
(omit :v 21:24:56
(( LOL 21:25:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] Kurloz lifted a hand to wave towards Dave when he made his entrance. He didn't seem to care much about the commotion happening less than 10 feet from him. It would prove to be a good distraction for some devious actions that would occur very soon. The time is nigh. 21:25:24
(( akirloz is gonna snatch kankri's soul 21:27:13
(( meulin is making it ez >:) 21:27:49
("AARRRNNNNNNGGHHH... LEAVE ME ALONE-" [color=#9920ee]<AKIRALOZ.>[/color] "AAAAUUUUUUGGHHHH-" [color=#9920ee]<AKIRALOZ.>[/color] "AAAAAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH-" 21:28:49
(( HAHAHAAA!! 21:29:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] the perfect distraction, she would shift in kurloz’s lap turning and giving his chest a small nuzzle before shifting again to get on her feet. Her gaze staring directly at kankri now, she was ready and waiting for the right moment. she did warn him about finishing the hot chocolate and he did not, oh well he's just going to have to deal with the consequences.[/color] 21:30:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] I warned you about that hot chocolate bro! 21:32:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She had no idea what the fuck to do rn, she was going to answer kankri but then dave floated his ass in and went between the two irritated serkets. She did not even notice meulin getting up or the fact that, in all her lalonde glory. She had decided to remove her hand from kankri’s and dreamed up a rocket popsicle in panic to calm her nerves, you are such a fool roxy. I hope the popsicle was worth letting go of the crabs hand. It was but you know bad decisions happen sometimes. 21:34:22
(( roxy taking her own advice and eating a rocket popsicle :) 21:34:38
(( unfortunately for kankri that was a bad choice 21:35:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((hes go+nna vanish so+o+n 21:37:13
(( you are coming with us to the first room kicking and screaming 21:37:50
([color=#ee0078]"Rocketpops will keep us safe, right Kan-... Kankri? Kankri?? Where'd you Kan off to Kri??" 21:38:00
(( LMAO 21:38:10
(( yes 21:38:11
(( FKHJSFDJK 21:38:25
(( i am wheezing 21:38:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] letting out a small hiss, deciding to bare her own teeth right back at the other, clutching her dice in her hand firmly as to not drop them just yet. The marquise was just as tense about it, considering it was her private journal, she would reluctantly listen as vriska tried to talk her way out of the situation. She was going to reply to vriska, until dave got in the way and decided to greet the marquise.[br] [br] With the strider in her way, her hissing would cease and no longer baring her fangs. She would put her dice away and then greet him right back. “Hello, dave. How are you doing?” It would probably be quite bizarre for vriska to see her ancestor acting in this manner. The older serket letting out a small sigh of slight annoyance now but no longer acting threatening in any way. 21:47:24
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Ah, looks like the steps toward sanity retention were in the works as Roxy had manifested... some sort of edible treat. A peace is seemingly being brokered with the arrival of the Red Human. Where has he seen him before? The robot? Not... exactly. Different eyewear, but that is all unimportant. If the tension is going to die, then there will be no need for him to protect Roxy in this moment. With his hand freed, he gave a small shrug at the two spiders having a stand off and reached for his completely cold cup of cocoa, giving it a small sniff. Last chance, unbeknownst to Kankri his very next move was imperative to survival in some way ot another, he COULD still save himself... but he has no idea he is in any danger. One last sip, making it so the mug was now only quarter of the way filled, but... that is simply not [i]EMPTY..... You Will Be Met With A Terrible Fate, Won't You, Vantas?[/i] Yeah, not happening, but he may as well take the mug with him to the kitchen to wash it up! It is the right thing to do! 22:16:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] ((wrong move)) 22:17:11
(( oh he fucked up 22:18:05
(( HE FUCKED UP 22:21:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] Kurloz watched Kankri closely, eyes narrowing a little as he started heading towards the kitchen with a cup that was most definitely not completely empty. He shot a cursory glance towards Meulin as he got to his own feet shortly after Kankri had made his way out of the room. Stretching a little, as if he was playing off what he was about to do, he suddenly disappeared from the spot he had been standing in moments prior. As soon as Kankri got the mug to the sink, Kurloz swept him off his feet, tucking the mutant under his arm like some spare luggage before opening a lower cabinet and hopping through it to take him into [u]The Walls.[/u] With a strong jump, he headed to a bedroom, knowing Meulin wouldn't be too far behind, before haphazardly tossing the poor troll to the bed. He has been disrespected for the final time. 22:21:21
("it was tasty." [color=#9920ee]<TASTY ENOUGH TO FINISH? COME HERE-> *grips him up* 22:21:34
(( LMAo 22:21:41
(( LMFAO 22:21:49
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((the o+thers watching kurlo+z disappear clo+wn style in their peripheral 22:22:43
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([url=https://youtu.be/x4wPLCijfU8?si=SmoG8Jn89gznNChj]Kurloz abducting Kankri be like:[/url] 22:25:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((literally 22:25:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] She would shoot him a look right back before he would disappear, She was not far behind either of them. Once they both were through the cabinet and in the walls, she would follow right behind, she however was not as quiet and she could be heard scurrying through the walls as she made her way to the room kurloz decided to pick out. She would pop out and see kankri being tossed onto the bed haphazardly, her eyes narrowing a bit. [/color] 22:29:02
(( roxy gonna turn and be like where in tf did my boi go looks sad for two seconds then goes back to licking rocket pop 22:30:03
("AUUUUGHHH-" *8bit crushed screaming* 22:32:01
(( I know damn well this shit finna break my post 22:35:12
(go on. Be snapped in half 22:35:23
(( LOL 22:36:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] She was actually ready to throw hands-- would've been totally able to handle herself and win and totally NOT feel emotionally FUCKED UP about it in the slightest not at all-------- what is that? She sees a Dave wander in. And it's definitely her version of him. Shit. She's positively baffled as the human not only greets her and her own ancestor by title, casually, but even places himself between the two of them as well. "Strider? What the fuck are you doing, stay [i]out of this[/i]."[br] [br]He would've placed his palm upon Mindfang's shoulder while floating between the two of them, which already makes Vriska bristle and stare until she sees how Mindfang backs down her threat. THE Mindfang, stepping down? WH8T IS THIS? What is HAPPENING? 22:43:05
Dave turns his head to stare directly down at Vriska. His facade momentarily breaking for the Thief of Light to see. Brow furrowed deeply and his jaw firm and set in this unnervingly [i]serious[/i] manner. There's a lot unsaid in the moment as the two stare each other down. Tense. A wordless exchange. Serket's the one who breaks her gaze away first and Dave speaks with his ever casual tone, [color=#E00707] "nah imma be all up in this actually because im whimsical and witty like that. been a long while since ive seen you vriska... good to see youre still alive kickin"[/color][br] [br] She scoffs, putting the journal away and moving to stand up. Looking between the human and Mindfang with this incredulous expression. "Yes. How fortun8, isn't it? Care to explain why the [i]fuck[/i] you've got you hand on my ancestor????????" Both she and Dave can see the clown shenanigans happening. Dave can't help though, his hands are full as is and, well, Vriska warned him more than once. She also has her hands full anyway. 22:43:16
(( bbl (drizzy) im taking animals outside :v 22:45:11
(( aight 22:45:29
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She had no idea where kankri wandered off to, she did look around for a moment only to go back to watching the drama unfold while finishing off her rocket popsicle. This is the juiciest soap opera bs she has seen in years and her ecto son seems to be in the middle of it, she would get in the middle of it if she thought dave was in actual danger but the lalonde knows he’s a big boi and can handle his own shit. So for now she is going to sit back and watch the shit show. 22:49:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ro+xy abt to+ hear dirk getting abso+lutely o+bliterated do+wn the hall so+o+n fr 22:50:28
(( roxy sends him a snap of her and the serkets and dave behind her and it just says nice with a thumbs up 22:54:38
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Doot doo doo dooooo, cleaning up after himself, bababadabaaaa making sure he's not pi- "AUUUUGHHHH-" the guy didn't even turn the NOZZLE! COME ON! He had been claimed and ensnared by some unknown assailant! HELP! HE'S BEING GRUBSNATCHED, HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPP! His trip through [u]The[/u] [u]Walls[/u] was minimal, he caught sight of nothing he could discern before being lobbed onto a bed. He rolled about the mattress before catching sight of his attacker, "HEY- 9h... whew, y9u have me a fright, Kurl9z and Meulin. I th9ught y9u were s9me dark, mysteri9us 6andit seeking t9 make 9ff with me f9r hein9us purp9ses. Th9ugh, I wish y9u were m9re gentle, I am n9t exactly in the 6est shape..." That is a load off his mind, "6ut it is rather 9dd y9u w9uld act s9 9ut term- 9h, d9 need t9 speak a69ut s9mething? Well, I am m9re than willing t9 have a thrilling dialogue, 6ut I have yet t9 clean 9ut my mug, perhaps 9nce that is finished?" Up from the bed he stands, time to get outta here and clean up after himself! 22:55:10
(( kankri trying so hard to get out of it 22:56:53
("haha you guys, so silly." [br][url=https://youtu.be/OxwPC087ju8?si=ZegtWR92-csmiuKw]Kurloz and Meulin stanced up:[/url] 22:59:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] keep dreaming vriska, the marquise would have wiped your dream self out within mere seconds of the dice fall. The pirate still looked irritated but was trying her best to keep cool on the matter ignoring the smaller serkets comment towards dave staying out of it. Her attention would start to gravitate more towards the strider than the smaller cerulean, mindfang still has not realized vriska is in fact her descendant. [br] [br] although mindfangs facial expression did not change a light purr would make it’s way out as the strider placed his hand on her shoulder, it would dissipate rather quickly after the tension broke from the staring contest and dave spoke up. Now the serket is a tad confused as they seem to know each other already, what a strange outcome. [br] [br] her eyes gazing at the smaller cerulean putting the journal away and getting up, only to finally understand what is actually going on after the younger serket demands answers. What an interesting turn of events this would cause mindfang to chuckle for a moment before she finally decided to speak. “I see now, you are my descendant. That is why you have my personal journal, now for the tough question. Dave did you know a8out my existence 8efore or was lady luck truly in your favor.” Her tone towards dave was rather sweet compared to her regular tone. 23:26:28
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(( Roxy in the background quietly listening to this tea is hilarious to me. 00:17:07
(( yes lmao 00:17:14
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("i banged your mother." [color=#006688]"NAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" 00:25:33
(( :) post incoming 00:34:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] Dave's tuned into that purr, it helps actually alleviate some of the tension on it's own before Serket looks away. Strider smooths his expression out again to his usual stoic nature and would've opened his mouth to answer Vriska's question before Mindfang speaks up behind him. This causes him to pause, turning his head to look back at the tall woman with a small shrug and a sly smile gracing his lips as he regards her with a chuckle of his own. For Strider his body language is definitely a lot more loose and lax around Mindfang. Suspiciously so. [br] [br]Vriska, meanwhile, is watching this exchange with abject [i]horror[/i] because Mindfang was purring at his touch. And that question makes her keenly pay attention to the next words coming out of Strider's treacherous mouth, [color=#E00707] "nope. not quite. but running into you the way i did was definitely still pure luck. is any of that gonna hurt my chances though? hope this doesnt make it weird for you that i know your descendant" [/color] 00:35:53
[br]Chances? 'Make it weird'?? Luck???? What???????? Vriska's jaw can't go any lower now, her good eye twitching as Dave moves to float [i]next[/i] to Mindfang and slips his fucking arm over her ancestors shoulders. The blood feels like it's draining from her face. And she asks, "........ Dave. What's going on here?"[br] [br]He laughs, smirking, regarding Vriska with all the cool guy swagger and annoying cocky attitude that makes him so punchable and saying, [color=#E00707]"i banged your ancestor. it was awesome"[/color] 00:36:02
[color=#E00707]>B)[/color] 00:37:06
(( vriska about to run over to his house and beat him the fuck up 00:38:54
(( ong 00:39:02
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([color=#e0001e]"She took my arm like a champ" [color=#006688]"RRNRNNNNNNGGHHH- LEAVE ME ALONE-"[/color] "DAVEKIRA" [color=#006688]"AUUUUUUGGHHHHH-"[/color] "DAVEKIRA" [color=#006688]"AAAAAHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHH" 00:50:38
(( LMFAO 00:56:28
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(( LMAO 01:05:09
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] This was quite the comical show, in fact this was so amusing it brought a grin to the marquises face. The amount of chaos was making her actively enjoy every choice she has made so far, especially after seeing the look on her descendants' face.[br] [br] giving a nod at daves answer as she thought it over for a moment. “As I have said 8efore lady luck seems to favor you greatly dave, I do not have any pro8lems or regrets. In fact I feel it is quite the entertainment at this particular moment.” when the younger cerulean finally asked what was happening, mindfang would wait for dave to say something. The moment he did, another even larger grin would appear on her face. “That is correct. I quite enjoyed it.” this was not a lie but it was also to gauge the smaller serkets reaction. 01:18:49
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] [color=#E00707]"oh thank fuck, cool. so the dates still on then"[/color] A fucking WHAT? A D8? Dave's response to Vriska's question she would've started furrowing her brows and baring her teeth, about to say something about the human fucking lying. Then Mindfang chimes in. And adds to it. With nothing but sincerity and a big grin akin to one she'd make herself. No fucking way. She looks between the two of them, expression going oddly blank and her tone even when she says, "Dave. I'm going to give you one chance to say this is some kind of ela8or8 joke, I'll even laugh for you. Give it a whole Ha Ha Ha."[br] [br]Dave lifts a brow up, not exactly understanding why she's so upset about this, or, well. Hm. Maybe he can kinda see why but he's having a hard time feeling any remorse for it, [color=#E00707]"... its not a joke"[/color] That's it. This is it. Of all the things to have happened to her this is quite possibly the third worst thing ever. 01:48:57
[br]She breaks out into this unnervingly wide fangy grin, looking at Strider with a crinkling at the corner of her eye, "You better have pants on when I find you, Strider. Unless you want the ta8loids to see you naked on your front lawn getting your shit wrecked." And with that she disappears. Dave raises his brows waaaaaaay up over the boundaries of his shades and looks to Mindfang. [color=#E00707]"if i dont survive this, i just want you to know that youre the hottest milf ive ever had the pleasure of banging, mindfang, and its a damn crying shame i only got to do it once"[/color] Even ending his heartfelt confession with a kiss to Mindfangs cheek. Soon, he abruptly disappears as well. Welp... that happened. 01:49:10
(( LMAO 01:50:15
("CHILL ITS ME DAVE- CHILL CHILL-" *booms him* 01:50:26
(( your the hottest milf ive ever had a pleasure of banging is going on the wall 01:51:46
(( that's funny 01:51:50
(( LOL 01:51:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((vriska fo+rcefully waking him up is a rlly funny tho+ught 01:52:33
(( she is beating the fuck out of him as we speak 01:53:01
(( ONG 01:54:07
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(put him in a Tekken combo :v that unblockable blender 01:56:40
(>:v that FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY 01:57:01
(( mindfang will beat the fuck out of her own descendant 01:57:20
(( she has no issues doing that 01:57:27
(( LMFAO 01:58:19
(( that poor bastard... 01:59:32
(( dave: worth 01:59:43
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(when i get my hands on who is messing with the wifi, it is over with >:u 02:08:29
(( kills them 02:10:12
(( how dare they 02:16:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((im co+o+kig 02:17:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((so+i hard rn 02:17:44
(( mindfang just like wtf just happened 02:17:58
(( watchu cookin 02:18:24
(( LOL She's just like HUH???????? 02:18:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((mindfing hearing darkleer mo+aning later like 👁👁 02:19:52
(( LMFAO-- 02:21:01
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(( bruh i will add that into both my posts 02:23:06
(( mindfang and roxy both are like wtf 02:23:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((well its mo+stly just dirk mo+aning rn 02:23:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((but it will be funny 02:24:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((man if dave was still in there him hearing it like 🧍♂️ 02:24:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] (("aint no+ way" 02:24:33
((roxy is still there 02:24:38
([color=#0000cc]*Foundation shaking horse bray*[/color] [color=#008ee8]"....I know the fuck not- Darkleer?????" 02:24:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ro+xy go+nna be like damn they wo+rk fast 02:24:54
(( ong dave downstairs like "hold up-- they fuckin?" 02:25:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOOOO 02:25:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((HTEY ARENT EVEN UPSTAIRS DIRKS LITTLE ROOM WORKSHOP IS ON THE FIRST FLOOR DOWN THE HALL LMFAOO 02:25:23
(( whips his head to look at roxy like "who when what where why roxy what the fuck is going on" 02:25:31
(( NO WAY 02:25:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((BAHSHAH 02:25:48
(( THAT'S EVEN WORSE-- NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS 02:25:49
(( roxy and mindfang both looking at each other like you hear this too right? 02:25:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((no+w all o+f china kno+ws yo+ure gay 02:25:55
(( lmfaooo 02:26:07
(( roxy taking a snap pic of her and mindfang with there thumbs up and sends it to dirk the caption just reads lol nice 02:27:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] giving the strider a nod as she would love another date with him, this time hopefully without him dreaming. The marquise would tilt her head at the younger serkets' question about it being a joke, why would the marquise ever joke about a flushed date. Dave was seemingly quicker at the response, however mindfang would chime in. “I would 8e laughing if it was a joke, do you see me laughing?” she was genuinely perplexed at all the denial but only so much can be done to convince someone. [br] [br] Her expression would change to confusion at the sudden demeanor change from her descendant, only for her to make a very odd and vague threat before vanishing. Her gaze turned back to dave, as he spoke her confusion turned into concern. “I have no clue what half of that means, however, I would hope you come 8ack.” She would have said more, however the strider gave her a kiss on the cheek only for dave to vanish as well. Not long after, she was hearing an unfamiliar voice and a familiar one. Both of which were loud moans, the marquise would turn and look at roxy in pure confusion once again. Her eyes giving out that wtf do you hear that too type thing. 02:30:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] Roxy was a bit surprised that vriska was going to beat the fuck out of dave, the lalonde knew the threat was real and her concern for dave was also real but she couldn’t do anything to help even if she wanted. She would just have to hope that version of dave survives, whether its physical harm or emotional harm. Then she starts hearing the moans of dirk and darkleer, damn they made friends real quick. When mindfang looked at her, roxy would just give a nod. No one is going crazy, that seems to be happening right now and no she is not going to investigate it at all. Deciding to uncaptchalogue her phone and waving mindfang over, once the other was over. She would take a snap with the other and send it to dirk, the caption was glad ur havin fun wink wonk. He will see it later, she would then put her phone away and dream up two more rocket popsicles one for herself and hold the other one out for mindfang. 02:37:15
([color=#ee0078]"first my crab vanishes, then my son gets his ass beat, but at least dirk is getting that DICK FR so ya know, take the good with the bad." 02:40:23
(( LMAO 02:41:36
(( she is literally trying her best 02:41:54
(really said "damn my bois are dead. WELP!" followed by vast silence and a sip of a martini 02:43:29
(( fr she is gonna do that 02:44:22
([color=#ee0078]*Hearing Kankri getting tortured* [url=https://youtu.be/DpOHcMphK4M?si=3SMcGQp0HeRjRMuS]...shud of cuddld me w/o fear brobro.[/url] 02:47:40
(( hears kankri start screaming and she just clings to the pirate 02:57:56
([color=#008ee8]"uhhhhmmm... lassie?"[/color] [color=#ee0078]"look lady, my emotional support crab is in there getting boiled or fucked to death, and on the off chance he dies, i dont know when he'll get back, I NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD MY HAND OKAY???" 02:59:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] she had no idea what was happening, just allowing the smaller human to get it done and over with. She did not smile but did put her thumb up as well, when the other put her weird device away and offered the marquise flavored snow on a stick. The serket accepted the offer by taking it, at first she was a little skeptical only giving it a single lick for taste. Once she had that one small taste it was all over for the rocket popsicle, mindfang would take a moment to consume it within a minute of obtaining it. 03:02:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She was taking her time with her own rocket pop considering it was cold and this was her second one, looking over at mindfang absolutely devastating that popsicle with her mouth. No wonder dave banged her, girl can do freaky shit with that tongue. After a few minutes of finishing off her own rocket pop, she would look around and see it was just the two of them right now. The lalonde would dream up a martini drink and start sipping it; she had stayed away from alcohol for quite a bit because it made kankri upset. But she couldn’t just go cold turkey on it, so she will have this one singular drink to help. We all know this is not fully helping but shit happens, hearing about your son getting beaten up can be upsetting. 03:08:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i need so+meo+ne who+ is go+ing to+ simp fo+r co+ndy so+ bad 03:11:12
(( there are a select few who will actually simp for condy 03:12:20
(( and currently one of them is in a matesprit ship with aradia 03:12:35
(( will that stop him probably not 03:12:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAO 03:12:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((might bring her in perhaps 03:13:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((she can make brief appearances so+metimes 03:13:16
(( he's the only one who would simp for her and you know it 03:13:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((pensive 03:13:25
(( everyone else hates her 03:13:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((but shes SOOOO HOOOOT 03:13:33
(( idk Vriska would 03:13:39
(( fair 03:13:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i think karkat wo+uld to+o+ actually 03:13:59
(( she did date meenah for a while 03:14:01
(( yea 03:14:04
(( vriska cronus and condy meet 03:14:27
(( everyone is unhappy 03:14:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAO 03:14:42
(( the three assholes and the quest for simps 03:15:52
(( if condy gets near roxy she will try to stab her on sight 03:16:24
(( thats just a warning 03:16:34
Kankri MK II: Deux Inquieter [] joined chat. ~~ 38 ~~ 03:16:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i mean she pro+bably wo+nt be go+ing inside she do+esnt want to+ go+ near the peasants 03:17:59
(( ok good lmao 03:18:29
(>:u PEASANTS? MAN DONT MAKE NAKEDKRI COME OUT THERE 03:18:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((no+t to+ mentio+n w her ho+rns shes like 15' tall she wo+uld no+t fit in there 03:18:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((so+meo+ne go+nna lo+o+k up at so+me po+int and see The Ship 03:19:30
("yo its kinda dark out today-- WHAT THE SCALLOP-" 03:19:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] (( vriska: I'm a 8rave navy seal with the way I 8e diving in[br]dave: those are MY jokes you CANNOT steal those 03:20:19
(( LMAO 03:20:34
(( also i was thinking about this for a while 03:21:26
(( because the mansion is small for the big ppl 03:21:40
(( i was going to make an event where the bubble accommodates that for the ancestors 03:22:04
(( at some point 03:22:08
(supersize my crib :v 03:22:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((everyo+ne co+mes in and everything is fucking huge suddenly 03:22:25
("why would the bubble need to raise the ceilings an extra 20 feet-" [color=#ff0ccc]*Condy Enters*[/color] 03:23:08
(( where it decides to eat two other bubbles causing a large rumble throughout and then the mansion and any additions would start to shift to a bigger size and add more 03:23:09
(( LMFAO 03:23:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((co+ndy did that fr 03:23:28
(( well i was thinking about it before condy 03:23:36
(( like weeks ago 03:23:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] (("man this shit to+o+ small glub em up mf" 03:23:42
(( Condy entering is like Gojo being born changing the landscape of JJKs power scaling forever 03:23:48
(( David: oh my god its sea hitler 03:24:14
(( the bubble has seen 4 massive trolls enter and decided it needed to accommodate them 03:24:27
(( mindfang and condy lock eyes and mindfang just goes i fucked dualscar. then smiles 03:25:36