(( made 3rd smutdungeon just for dave i hope he's happy 03:22:51
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LMFAO-- 03:28:07
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(( also apparently user 2 in that chat does not exist as it broke 03:30:10
(nani 03:30:28
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( wha 03:30:41
(( yea it skipped over 2 and gave bones 3 03:31:19
(( it was odd 03:31:29
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( weird 03:31:32
(( listening to heathers the musical and mean girls the musical 03:31:58
(( not doing myself any favors 03:32:03
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( but its so good 03:34:30
(( it is so good 03:37:08
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(never heard mean girls, BUT Heathers is baba fuego 03:46:08
(( apex predator is so good 03:49:20
/(( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnmLHrnmA5o] animatic for the song[/url] 03:49:54
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(go on. Give me the Heathers character assignment list :v 04:03:35
(( lots of blue 04:08:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] No need to call out someone for being weird when they do that all by themselves, this lifestyle is not for the faint of blood pusher. As for how she got into this lifestyle, a lady never prays to tell her secrets and desires to just anyone. This pirate is full of surprises the more you get to know her, its almost as if she was hiding secrets to use as a way to surprise others. The tiara was something she may have worn once, it was of no loss to her. In her eyes it worked better for the strider anyhow. Thinking of daves words, with a small nod. “I agree, do you have your measurements?” What an odd request.[br] [br] bringing the glass to her lips again to take a sip as she watched the strider sit his ass down and inspect the alternian highblood booze. “I fully agree with that statement.” No surprises here, considering the humans seem to put spice in everything they possibly can, the statement of spices causing wars made her chuckle. The image was very much a funny one. “Such a complex yet ignorant reason to start a war, it cannot be helped as I have fought over such endeavors myself and never went that far sadly.” she seemed actually disappointed over this statement, nevermind this silly talk. Time to get to the real fun. [br] [br] 04:09:50
[color=#005682] the marquise watched closely as the strider had his first sip of the highblood booze, it was now his turn to review one of her cultural drinks. Not everyday a low blood or alien gets to indulge in the real thing. “Perhaps it is due to the fact that high 8loods need harder liquor to actually get intoxicated. I do not get a full 8urning sensation from it myself, I will take your word for it.” She was not actually expecting him to indulge that much into the liquor, her warning meant nothing apparently. As the strider took another two full swigs and started looking oddly unwell, somehow he still managed to set the cup down to her surprise. He had perished just as fast as she did when she ate the spicy buffalo chicken macaroni and cheese, deciding to give his corpse a small poke to make sure the strider was actually dead.[br] [br] 04:09:59
[color=#005682]The body fading at a rapid pace as the other returned and abruptly opened the door, her gaze going between the now empty chair and dave now back in view. He looked just as disgruntled and scattered as she did when she came back. “I was not trying to get 8ack at you, I had let 8ygones 8e 8ygones. If you insist I accept. This is even.” She watched him decide to drink from the mason jar filled with fruit and alcohol, she decided to take one last sip from her drink. Setting it down on the desk and taking a few steps towards the now chilled out strider, her intention was very clear in what she wanted and she was going to get that from him. She would get down on her knees in front of him just to be eye level. Grabbing a fist full of his shirt and suit jacket pulling him closer to her, moving her face close enough to brush her lips against his own. The hard liquor on her breath and lips were quite strong, but that was not what was driving her to act in this manner. “Shall we learn a8out human anatomy now dave?” She wasn’t being subtle before she sure as hell was not now. 04:10:00
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( oh good heavens 04:17:10
(( dave: dies comes back and drinks some alcohol [br] [br]mindfang: >:) lets learn about you up and personal 04:17:33
("take them clothes off and let us retire to my chambers." 04:17:39
((i could write up to 10 paragraphs with more detail because i ramble a lot but i choose to not kill the chat with kankri esc ranting 04:19:02
(you challenging me, PUNK? 04:19:24
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( dave: now hold on there ma'am you didn't try my fancy Caribbean booze-- 04:19:33
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LMFAO 04:19:35
(( that is not a threat its a promise i just need time 04:19:38
(so you're challenging me you PUNK 04:19:55
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( Imma move over to the other chat when I post B) 04:20:06
(( girl is like fine chugs the whole bottle in front of him 04:20:06
(this is why you are Yellow Heather :v 04:20:08
(( aight 04:20:11
(( i am the yellow heather wtf 04:20:26
(>:v YEAH. YELLOW HEATHER. you dont get to be the leader 04:20:55
(( excuse me i am veronica 04:21:15
(( i make poor life choices 04:21:25
(( i get to live though 04:21:43
(( >:) 04:21:53
(nah 04:22:42
(( i will force you to be a backround character don't test me 04:23:09
(TEST DEEZ NUTS YELLOW HEATHER, NOT EVEN GREEN BECAUSE I REMEMBER GREEN HEATHER'S LAST NAME >:V 04:24:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Yeah, that made sense. After all, her domination of the human race came from her trying to bring back her original race after her weird pet thing killed all of them. Each of her attempts were also thwarted by that same creature, since it continued to kill her whole race the moment she made any leeway. Dirk payed no mind to whatever Darkleer was working on for the time being. He was pretty good at staying focus even with distractions, whilst still staying keenly aware of his surroundings. Having only one body to worry about made that easier. When he heard Darkleer speak, he briefly glanced over his shoulder, and then towards Squarewave. "He's just really enthusiastic. I made him as a kind of rap battle partner, but he was one of my first creations so his skills are... Well. Subpar." The last word was said as a sort of whisper, hand cupped as though trying to prevent the robot from hearing him. "Makes for good practice though, I guess." He returned his attention back to the screen, pausing for a moment. "You want me to connect it to a central database so it has free access to general knowledge on top of the basic computing skills?" 04:26:13
(( heather chandler heather duke and heather mcnamara 04:27:00
(( the only thing i had to look up was the spelling for mcnamara 04:27:34
(( i love heathers 04:27:41
(( i am obsessed with that movie/musical 04:27:57
(:v mcDamara 04:28:52
(im sorry u-u 04:28:59
(( i am also obsessed with beetle juice 04:29:11
(my want for RAM overcame my sense 04:29:22
(( i use to main damara in the early days lmao 04:29:49
(( she was such a bitch 04:29:54
(:v was? 04:30:09
(( she still is but people would run away 04:31:25
(>:v why RUN? I LOVE DAMARA 04:31:54
(( because biblically accurate damara was intimidating like the rest of the damn characters i rp 04:32:35
(( everytime i did biblically accurate people would get big mad 04:32:55
(:v maaaaan biblically accurate or not... i can fix her ùvû 04:36:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i also+ used to+ main damara a lo+t man she was fun 04:37:02
(so what if she EX Command Grabs you and flings you through a mountain, walk that shit off >:v 04:37:27
(( lmao 04:37:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((everyo+ne abo+ut to+ watch a bunch o+f trees get upro+o+ted and fo+rm a small structure aro+und cro+nus and aradia 04:38:43
([color=#cc0000]"rather than we go inside, i bring inside to US."[/color] Aradia, sweetie your Damara is showing, you are making the Dancestors very [i]concerned-[/i] 04:41:34
(( cronus just watching it all happen as he's being actively boned and is like remind me never to piss her off 04:44:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((editting and po+sting part o+f my reply so+ everyo+ne here can also+ witness the o+rderly destructio+n 04:44:59
(( LMAO 04:45:25
(( dirk and darkleer just watching as trees get ripped from the ground and stacked like lincoln logs 04:46:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] Aradia could tell that Cronus must be feeling a little shy from having a potential audience, even if she didn't care too much. Several dozen trees were ripped up from the roots and with a few gestures of her hand they formed a somehow equally neat and disorderly structure around them to block any potential onlookers views. She even placed a few right-side up so that the leaves of the trees would block off the sky for anyone who would be able to fly over the walls in an attempt to be a peeking tom. 04:46:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((fo+cus ampo+ra headass 04:46:53
(( bang me like a heathen right now 04:47:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((kankri trying to+ have a co+nversatio+n and just hears trees being ripped fro+m the gro+und and the gro+und shaking fro+m all o+f it 04:48:09
(( LMAO 04:48:29
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[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "GIRL WHAT THE FU-" *stir and mix plays* 04:57:59
(omit 04:58:02
(( my bf is scared of jade he just met her 05:04:00
(:v why 05:04:20
(she is so nice and adhd incarnate 05:04:39
(( he doesnt like theres a fuser on her desk 05:07:04
(( because he knows what it is 05:07:10
(( fusor i am being corrected as we speak 05:07:33
(a fucking what :v 05:08:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((why 05:08:34
(( it's basically nuclear science 05:12:15
(( she just has uranium chilling around 05:12:24
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(Oh :v 05:23:47
(>:v okay and what? Bec is a reality warping dog, uranium dont matter 05:24:19
(( bec eating radiating steak 05:31:03
(( cronus just wide eye'd like wtf did i agree to 05:32:50
(( im in a matespritship with a horny psycho nice 05:33:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((as it sho+uld be truly 05:34:09
(( yes 05:34:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((inb4 aradia fights po+rrim o+ver cro+nus at so+me po+int 05:35:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((po+rrims like damn u can have him tf 05:35:23
(( lmao 05:36:04
("damn bitch, take his ass I want zero issues-" 05:41:14
(( porrim is like i have kankri now and cronus is like WHAT 05:42:06
(( WTF bros before hoes 05:42:21
("1. I did not agree to that 2. She is a lady, watch your mouth and 3. I did NOT say yes to anything" 05:43:51
(( sobbing crying and throwing up bc bros before hoes was defiled 05:46:28
(( being absolutely a hypocrite and knows it 05:47:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAOO 05:47:24
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(lmao Cronus is the only one unaware that Kankri is slanging that THANG around 06:01:13
(( ikr 06:01:57
(( everyone but him knows 06:02:15
(( even mituna knows and cronus doesn't know 06:02:23
(Kankri sure as hell isnt telling that mf a damn thing :v 06:02:39
(Cronus just gonna find out the hard way when they have a random convo and all of sudden someone is just trying to solicit the crab [url=https://youtu.be/m-gdZYf9tZM?si=hp5ss-PnO7FxdoiC]while Kankri pretends it is not going on.[/url] 06:05:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAOO 06:06:27
(( cronus just squinting like my god you fucked porrim didn't you 06:06:54
(( me too 06:07:04
("You're crayzee, you need to lay down :V" 06:07:25
(( cronus just going you can't lie to me she drank you like a juice box too 06:09:51
("Yeah, cause she was hungry, that is all nothing happened" 06:10:48
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(Cronus gonna found out when Kurloz comes out of no where and claims Kankri while the crab screams about not being ready >:v 06:30:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAO 06:30:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ITS TIME, BITCH. 06:31:02
(( LMAO 06:32:28
(( meulin just following 06:32:42
(( gremlin mode 06:32:53
(( grabs kankri and pulls him into the wall and meulin opens a wall panel and closes it behind her 06:33:39
(( nobody realized she also knew about hidden wall doors 06:33:59
([color=#9708e9]*chucklevoodoos* <SHE HAS REQUESTED YOUR ASS AND BULGE> *picks up the crab before looking Cronus up and down with disgust*[/color] "WAIT WAIT WAIT- CRONUS SAID HE NEEDS MY ASSISTANCE-" [color=#6a006a]"Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... n-nah I'm... I'm okay..." 06:34:05
(( lmao like how nepeta used the vents 06:34:06
(( LMAO 06:34:27
(( cronus and kurloz locking eyes in disgust of each other 06:34:49
(( can't help you kankri it's the law 06:35:02
(( the clown owns you now 06:35:07
(bros before clownery, why he letting him die like this 06:36:52
(( cronus has tried to fuck with the clown twice and lost both times why would he do it a third time >:( 06:39:19
(( well technically both times were unprovoked but 06:39:47
(( he lost 06:39:49
(because bro is about to get his butt blasted??? >:u what sort of BRO lets their BRO get absolutely demolished in a blackrom threezome without running a little interference? 06:40:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((highblo+o+d co+ck jumpscare 06:41:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((guys what if meenah pulled up to+ the party I kind o+f miss fish puns lo+wkey 06:42:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((o+r... dark laughter... the co+ndsce 06:42:55
(:v... >:v the crab will have to go into his battle mode 06:43:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((sees kankri and shes like "buo+y if yo+u do+nt get yo+ nasty ass away fro+m my ship I will find a way to+ cull yo+u a seco+nd time" 06:44:14
(( LMAo 06:46:31
((cronus simping for either meenah or condy forgetting about being in a matesprit ship 06:47:13
(( has to be reminded 06:47:20
(( he's like oh shit i'm a married man 06:47:28
(( nvm 06:47:31
(( can i have some cookies hto 06:47:36
("I dont even fucking know you for real, but here is an itemized list of why you need to get the FUCK out of here. NUMBER ONE: [url=https://youtu.be/RcGyPrGhljQ?si=qmlwA4ghH9xUkpup]GET OUT[/url]" 06:47:49
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((cue kankri getting thro+wn thro+ugh the who+le building w sto+len psio+nics fr 06:48:21
("im so fucked up- i am SO fucked up, oh god- owowowoww why do you have that why do you have that OOOOOOWWWWwwww" 06:49:40
(( cronus asking for baked goods from either of them would be funny 06:49:46
(( he would try to apologize to meenah and ask for his fish pun privilege's back though 06:50:14
(( he's like pls give me them back 06:50:31
(she would tell him hell nah :v shit would be depressing 06:50:48
(( sad fish 06:50:58
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(condy raid boss goes crazy, would have to try scuttling over and demolishing her with biblically accurate rantkri 07:01:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAOO 07:04:35
(6996 paragraph essay just for her to respond like [color=#eb0aa7]"Yer yapping WAAAAAAAVE too much. Thought I fixed that first go round" *lobs his head off* 07:07:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((real 07:08:49
(( cronus can't look dirk, darkleer or roxy in the eyes after aradia screaming about how big he is. peak comedy 07:27:19
(( roxy has earplugs in but he doesn't know that 07:27:31
(( he also doesn't know they left lmao 07:28:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((dirk and darkleer are already lo+ng go+ne so+ its even funnier 07:28:03
(( LMAO 07:28:10
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([color=#6a006a]"Hey fellas..."[br][url=https://youtu.be/RcGyPrGhljQ?si=qmlwA4ghH9xUkpup]Darkleer:[/url] 07:31:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOOOO 07:31:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((real 07:31:46
(( roxy just alone in the woods asleep with earplugs in as the other two bone nearby is so fucking funny 07:31:53
(( dirk left his girl to go get horse dick 07:32:13
(nefarious reasoning 07:34:06
(( the only one being wholesome rn is roxy 07:35:22
(Kankri is trying, he swears he is, but the SUCCUBUS is attempting to detain him once again 07:35:51
(( LMAO 07:36:11
(( kankri yearns for the day he can go find his whistle 07:36:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i meant to+ have dirk go+ get her but if u want squarewave can co+me o+ut and bo+ther her 07:38:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((like drag her back to+ dirks wo+rkro+o+m 07:38:58
(command grabbed by a rapping robot 07:39:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((fr 07:40:08
(( LMAO nah its fine 07:42:31
(( dirk can drag her ass back whenever he wants tbh 07:42:59
(( she will be there until either someone wakes her up or someone drags her sorry ass away 07:43:19
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(Kankri on 2 hp and limping: wake the fuck up, kitty. We have a city to burn. 07:55:40
(( LMAO 07:55:48
([url=https://youtu.be/l0pbibmrrLg?si=nzj0QSfESN0avv8y]Kankri trying to survive with so many waman around:[/url] 08:05:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((kankri while po+rrim is standing near him fr 08:06:56
(*holding back tears* [sub][sup]"please hurry up and get away from me, every second they're here is another round i have to participate in- we not even together why is this happening to me-"[/sup][/sub] 08:09:45
(( cronus and kankri both trying to have a conversation and aradia and porrim walk over and both grab at there crotches with a smile and they both look confused 08:10:47
(( like why in the hell these women just grab our bulges all the time 08:11:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOO 08:11:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i mean aradia wo+uld but po+rrim is usually mo+re subtle 08:11:49