(( pimk and greem time 23:24:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] Watching the chaos with her ecto family was really funny, dreaming up some popcorn to watch the chaos. It is free for anyone to enjoy if they want to do so. She will not be making anymore fax machine noises while eating the popcorn as it was more or less just for the lol memes. She got the reaction she wanted! the confirmation that he was going to be alright she would just give a thumbs up. Her eyes looked over at meulin as she consumed the whole bowl with her hands like a heathen only to literally go. It's so hot it made the lalonde giggle, grabbing a fist full of popcorn and shoving them in her mouth as the other cat girl suffered. 23:24:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600]She was using her hands to fan her now open mouth, only stopping when the milk got close enough to grab. Once the milk was close enough she would snatch it out of the air and start to chug it as a desperate attempt for some relief in her poor mouth. Will she attempt this again in the future, absolutely no hesitation. She will do almost anything for the funny haha mimes, once the milk was gone and her mouth stopped feeling the spice pain of a thousand burns. She would smile and speak. (=^ェ^=) < “THANK MEW ALL BETTER! I WILL K33P THIS DOCUMENTED FURR FURRTHER RESEARCH PURRPOSES IN CASE MEOWS ARENEA WOULD LIKE TO S33 IT IN THE FUTURE.”[/color] 23:24:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( lmfao meulin would DO IT AGAIN, NO HESITATION 23:36:32
(( she is just like that 23:43:46
(( mindfang starts purring the moment pastry tastes yummy 23:52:10
(tweakage :v 23:55:47
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(the cat is soft :v no way they can be nefarious 00:00:42
(( which one meulin 00:01:08
(( oh boi kankri sure is wrong 00:01:20
(>:v BOTH 00:01:43
("man, yall overreacting" *pats head and pulls back bloody stump* "uh oh : v" 00:02:20
(( roxy can be nefarious she's just not interested in kankri in that way lmao 00:02:56
(Roxy the type to cover your bed in cheeto's dust as an act of aggression 00:04:38
(like... girl? Who does this hurt? :V thats free cheeto dust 00:05:06
(( roxy would put mountaindew and monster in your pool instead of shock and then pretend it was an accident 00:06:54
(( shes not very mean but she is creative 00:07:05
(( lmao 00:07:07
(( eats cookies in your bed to leave crumbs kinda bitch 00:07:44
(( if she don't like you 00:07:48
(ò-ô "I mean... mild inconvenience, but thanks for the free SODA???" 00:07:57
(( or because she forgot no cookies in the bed 00:07:58
(( lmao 00:08:08
(( now meulin on the other hand would know exactly how to wound your body and your pride in one swoop if she felt the need to do so 00:09:57
(( the only thing keeping her back is toxic positivity and kurloz 00:10:13
(the duality of cat 00:10:24
(( lmao 00:10:34
(one knocks things over by accident because they got spooked and the other actively leaves dead things under your pillow 00:11:18
(( yes 00:11:32
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([url=https://youtu.be/i7N48hcbB8c?si=eYBZM9BY0W5HMYeA]Kankri returning to half his possessions destroyed by Meulin but taped back together by Roxy:[/url] 00:15:00
(( yea 00:15:31
(they are not making it easy to decide if he likes cats or not :v 00:16:01
(( roxy going on a full explination on how she tried replacing them but meulin kept breaking them so she taped and glued them back together in an attempt to keep meulin from destroying them a second time and it sorta worked 00:17:12
(ò _ ó "EVERYONE OUT OF MY ROOM" 00:20:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] ( "just use velcro" 00:20:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] ( "gg ez" 00:20:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( B) im making dinner rn 00:21:10
(:v duck soup I hope 00:22:48
(( lmao all good 00:23:31
(>:v you will face justice *equips guitar case* 00:24:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( hell no im making chicken w/ rice 00:42:18
(:v damb... i gotta do it to you *grenade launcher* 00:44:22
(( what kind of chicken with rice 00:45:35
(( i learned that the chicken and rice i like is poor people food 00:45:57
(chicken and rice is a poor people delicacy, it doesn't matter what kind it is :v 00:46:46
(( i guess you're right 00:48:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( honestly facts 00:48:20
(except for when I have it, then it's from the finest grains and greenest chicken pastures. 00:49:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( idk i cook my chicken in w/ the rice, with chicken broth and i add some bacon, onion, and garlic in there to cook all together. with a bunch of seasonings. 00:49:14
(( the one my family made was chicken thigh with drumstick attached, in a big ol deep pan covered in rice and cream of mushroom, add chicken broth and a lil water i think and then bake in the oven 00:50:15
(( no seasoning required 00:50:27
(( just straight up tism chicken goodness 00:50:42
(:v sounds like the chicken getting abused over there. 00:51:51
/(( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVk8E8M81ik] gir is wrong but i like this song[/url] 00:51:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((me almo+st pasting the last paragraph o+f my nsfw respo+nse while trying to+ paste the thing to+ type fo+r dirk 00:53:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( gurl lemme read it-- 00:54:13
(AHA 00:54:14
(( LMAO 00:54:17
(I shouldnt laugh uvu 00:54:26
(( knowing my ass i have almost done the same damn thing with cronus over 4 times 00:54:40
(( do not @ me pls i know my mistakes 00:55:01
(:V i am too POWERFUL to make such a miscalculation 00:55:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((po+rrim nutting caught in 4k 00:55:31
(( lmao 00:56:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ong 00:56:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( now all of china knows you're a sinner 00:56:18
(( we been know we are sinners we are in nsfw chat 00:56:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((they already knew 00:56:30
(( heres a fun fact, i use to rp smut right in the main chat back in the day and nobody told me not too 00:57:06
(( it was before side smut chats were common 00:57:20
(( but man did everyone look at me like i had 40 heads 00:57:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((same tbh 00:57:43
(( it was glorious 00:57:44
("All of China knows you're horni >:v" [color=#00a86b]"òv ó perfect." 00:57:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((just had peo+ple making o+ut and smashing in the middle o+f chat fr 00:58:03
(( yea 00:58:14
(( my old meulin smashed jake in the main living area for all to see during truth or dare 00:58:38
(( nobody gave a shit 00:58:44
(:v yeah, i used my tasmanian devil technique in main a good amount of times, it is not my fault 00:58:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( gonna test something... 00:59:09
(( aight 00:59:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yT2tBxS][color=#00CDC8]Remoov: ☞ [/color][/url] squints 00:59:46
(( remove jacket lmao 00:59:48
(( i want to fucking die that's so funny 01:00:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yT2tBxS][color=#00CDC8]Remoov: ☞ [/color][/url] "❮ 『 ok i think the quirk works...❗❓ perfection-- 』 ❯" 01:00:31
(Clothes Off 01:00:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yT2tBxS][color=#00CDC8]Remoov: ☞ [/color][/url] bröther 01:00:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yT2tBxS][color=#00CDC8]Remoov: ☞ [/color][/url] BRÖTHER 01:00:49
(( why is he so hot 01:01:31
(( for a fucking meme 01:01:36
(( why would you hurt me 01:01:41
(( to be fair though my trollsona is literally cringy wolfgirl 01:02:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yT2tBxS][color=#00CDC8]Remoov: ☞ [/color][/url] okay well i guess "[color=#00CDC8]❮ 『 this is janky but it works❗ lmfao his shit is as repulsive as i remember 』 ❯[/color]" 01:02:23
(( LMAO 01:02:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yT2tBxS][color=#00CDC8]Remoov: ☞ [/color][/url] (( look ive been craving my trollsonas 01:02:52
(( i usually don't like fantrolls or trollsonas but lately been actively trying to change my world views on them again 01:02:55
(( this is peak 01:03:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yT2tBxS][color=#00CDC8]Remoov: ☞ [/color][/url] (( bro thank you QAQ 01:03:20
(( i still need to make my bf's trollsona a reality 01:03:25
(( just been too yucky to do his yet 01:03:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] This shit was mad wild and he wasn't really getting involved in any of it. He wasn't really sure he wanted to get involved, either. If his ectofamily wanted to get nasty with aliens, he wouldn't intervene. Maybe he'd find an alien he, too, could be interested in. Right now, though? Not a peep. He pulled out a bottle of orange CRUSH, cracking it open and taking a sip. Yeah, that's the good shit. He'd also reach over to grab a fistful of popcorn from Roxy's bowl, expression unchanging as he shoved the whole handful into his mouth to munch on. 01:05:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((go+ing to+ be making myself a pro+per cerulean and an indigo+ fo+r my o+ther friend fo+r o+ur ho+ro+sco+pe shit 01:05:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((go+nna have to+ make him take the extended zo+diac quiz at so+me po+int 01:05:54
(( fair enough 01:07:06
(( i have a teal that i got for free off someone random i love her but haven't done anything with her 01:07:32
(( i have a cerulean that i am also gonna work on 01:07:43
(( i had my post ready 01:09:49
(( locked and loaded here comes bloo 01:09:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] designer or not she does not give a single shit about it because it has no value whatsoever to the marquise. She will admit it is better than some of the other garments she has seen. Some of them are very ridiculous and should not exist. This serket was 100% serious in her new conquest for human bulge. “Considering we have done the dine part already, I could just give you some high8lood alcohol and see if you can tolerate it. Would that suffice? Perhaps you do want a flushed dinner. I could 8ring you to my galleon. Either way it will 8e entertaining.” her intentions are clear, she wants the strider ass and will go on a dinner date just to do so, why? Because it would be entertaining and also tie into her new goal. Learn human anatomy up close and personal.[br] [br] 01:10:26
[color=#005682]How dare her body be allergic to something so insignificant, you listen to me not the other way around. Why do all the lowbloods get to have all the amusement? Continuing to seeth as the olive blood downed the milk in desperation. Her attention abruptly now on dave as he pushes a pastry onto her lips, was she really in the mood to eat more food that could be poisoned. Absolutely not, her mind being elsewhere as her thinkpan goes through all the scenarios. Opening her mouth to speak absentmindedly only to get the strawberry filled puff pastry with powdered sugar on top shoved directly into her mouth, Most would assume the serket would get even more ticked off. This was not the case as the moment she actually started to consume the pastry a low purr would force its way out of her. 01:10:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yT2tBxS][color=#00CDC8]Remoov: ☞ [/color][/url] (( ive got quite a few ceruleans its probably my most used caste to spawn trolls)) 01:11:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yT2tBxS][color=#00CDC8]Remoov: ☞ [/color][/url] (( i think i have... 4 ceruleans 01:11:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yT2tBxS][color=#00CDC8]Remoov: ☞ [/color][/url] (( AHAHAHAHA SHE'S BEEN SOOTHED WITH SWEETS 01:13:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yT2tBxS][color=#00CDC8]Remoov: ☞ [/color][/url] (( this is fucking hilarious 01:13:32
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(:v you see this is step one of the plan. 01:15:06
(>:v DIRTY RAT BASTARD LEFT BEFORE STEP TWO 01:15:40
(:V well I guess this works all the same 01:15:55
(had to put that FAYAAAA to him >:9 01:16:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((lmao+ 01:16:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((also+ I felt that except I think my mo+st used caste is jade 01:16:47
(( i am not going to put anything important in here because of my personal hate mail man 01:18:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( man i had enough trolls that some of them i never really got to use.... 01:18:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ok fair tho 01:18:16
(:v so when does he take off his clothes- 01:19:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((its o+k he can keep jo+ining and lo+o+king at the fact that kankri is still getting mo+re bitches 01:19:03
(>:v THIS IS A FALSEHOOD HE IS NOT GETTING BITCHES 01:19:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( only if he trusts you he's a fucked up little abomination 01:19:48
(yes, assimilate me :V m 01:20:26
(( in fact kankri is going to get the cat girl kismesis pussy eventually 01:23:16
(> : u so she can MURDER him? HUH? 01:24:01
(( she's not going to murder him if he holds her down 01:30:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ho+w tf u expect him to+ be able to+ ho+ld her do+wn 01:34:31
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(Meulin got them impossible demands knowing good and damn well she would break his arms trying to hold her down >:v 01:41:10
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(( get gud 01:45:28
(( also look she won't actually kill him she understands he's a lowblood lmao 01:45:55
(òv Ó and thats how he gets her ass 01:49:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((never fo+rget kurlo+z must also+ be invo+lved 01:50:15
(<:u he no longer can catch her ass lacking 01:50:49
(( lmao 01:50:51
(( he holds meulin down then 01:51:13
(( problems solved 01:51:25
(>:v he manages the impossible feat! HE IS THE APEX PREDATOR! [color=purple]*Biggie Kurry directly behind him* ●v● 01:55:21
(( kurloz bout to grab them cheeks 01:55:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((kankri go+nna get destro+yed like hes never been destro+yed befo+re 01:57:19
(( brother gonna wake up the next day to them both smokin some nip while he's inbetween them 01:59:46
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(brother is gonna be the only one in agony 02:08:33
(( pass that blunt over to him to help with pain lmao 02:12:25
([color=green]th[/color][color=purple]em: *look comp[/color][color=green]letely fine*[/color][br]Kankri: *paralyzed from the waist down, 800 claw marks and clown bruises, 53 bone fractures, dry mouth, and is now being made to inhale the noxious weed gas* 02:12:49
(( lmao 02:14:40
([color=green]"AGAIN"[/color] "Again? There is no AGAIN- YOU BIT MY BULGE OFF-" 02:15:20
(( LMAO she would not but that's funny 02:15:35
(( they are going to drain that poor mans soul from his body tho 02:16:12
(( meulin would say again though and kankri just looks like he dead 02:18:01
("why me? Why do [i]I[/i] have to nearly die every time I have intimate relations? Is this karma? For what? What did I do to deserve this? What SPECIFIC THING caused this-" [color=green]"Meow dont know, and meow don't care! NOW GET READY! I WANNA BREAK OUR RECORD!"[/color] [color=purple]●v● *double thumbs up* 02:19:21
(( LMAO 02:20:45
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(the only way he could get his revenge is by catching one of them alone and surprising them, but he is a very unlucky crab >:u 02:35:53
(( there are times when kurloz is not around but its rare rn bc he's being more watchful bc the fish threatened to stalk his bitch 02:37:28
(Fish Stalker, call that mf Davy Jones >:v 02:40:18
(( he isn't actually stalking her he just said it to piss off kurloz lmao 02:42:46
(( he's an idiot is why he did it to begin with 02:43:31
(me personally, i would just fry Cronus on a platter for saying that :V 02:43:36
(he getting ATE. Multiple times. 02:43:49
(( mf got lucky he made friends with dave and roxy 02:46:24
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(SATAY HIS LIL ASS >:V 02:48:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000] Oh... oh she's serious. Well. She's insane but I respect the hustle. Dave's contemplating her proposition here. How the fuck would these even work out in the sheets bro the logistics are iffy. Dude's curious anyhow, [/color] "wouldnt call that dining but ill still try the booze just to see what happens. [i]however[/i], im down for actual dinner on your galleon sometime. make it a whole thing n what not maybe ill bring some very fancy human booze to share" [color=#910000] Damn. They're not even going to BOTHER considering to tell him otherwise. B) Yes let him make mistakes... maybe he won't regret it. Maybe. He's kind of glad he knows the de-trigger for pirates but... it's surprising this ACTUALLY worked. Holy fuck. Meulin I saved your neko butt just now. You'll live another day for troll science. Dave gives a micro-pixel of a smile in her view and raises his brows with clear amusement at Mindfang. Purring's a little bit endearing actually, [/color] "good aint it? hell yeah its good" 02:56:52
(David Feeding Jumpscare 02:59:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave gonna bring cro a mix tape of human music too 02:59:14
(( Dave just going oh shit wait a minute you actually want my ass oops 02:59:38
(( meulin living another day for troll science bold of you to assume 03:01:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "im a brave boy" famous last words 03:03:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( bro lmfao meulin pls 03:03:45
(( how will it work they will make it work 03:04:02
(( lmao 03:04:10
(meulin lives to be a menace to troll science 03:04:27
(( mindfang coming back like did yall know humans had these things called nipples its fucking wild dave trying to keep her from talking about it 03:04:54
(( all the trolls amazed at nipples is my favorite fucking thing cus it's so funny 03:05:41
(meanwhile Kankri: "this isn't news, come on, keep up people." 03:12:20
(( kankri got to touch a nipple it's fine 03:13:13
(kankri amd mindfang going to war over who discovered nipples better 03:13:41
(( LMAO 03:15:23
(( that is going to be the dumbest fucking war 03:15:34
(( roxy and dave just watching like these trolls really need to chill nips aren't that big of a deal 03:16:06
(( roxy would flash them just to get them to stop talking tbh 03:16:32
(( roxy: aight guys no need to go to war over nipples see i got some flash bangs them with her nips and they both look adamantly concerned and upset. 03:17:33
([color=#008ee8]"I found out about em after some good SNU SNU"[/color] "Well I touched one within the first 30 MINUTES of meeting a human." [color=#ee00f8]"ughhhh enough, B E H O L D" *TIDDY FLASH* 03:18:50
(( yes 03:20:20