Wednesday 18 September 2024

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(":v... >:v i will bang your mother, missy" bur imagine actually hitting someone with that card knowing you could 23:01:52

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(( diabolical to be able to pull out that card tbh 23:31:38

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("i did it once and like her, i will do it again and marry her" 23:34:24

(( "youre gonna call me dad in a perigee i promise u that" Vriska: "I'm trying to explode you with my mind, is it working?" 23:37:04

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("Just for that, imma explode IN YOUR MOM [i][u]Right.[/u] [u]Now.[/u][/i]" *crab scuttles away* 23:45:17

Thursday 19 September 2024

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("it was just a threat to make her behave :v... <:v why you taking yo clothes off-" 00:44:00

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([color=#008ee8]"Soooooooo?"[/color] "So... what?" [color=#008ee8]"WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?"[/color] "Oooohhhh... to what?"[br][url=https://youtu.be/jrCk_-DRw08?si=peict5bVTbaTjDyk]Aranea, starting to use her mind control:[/url] 00:50:43

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(( oh yeah bones, you wanna continue that scene w/ dorkleer and dirk? BD 01:28:48

(Buttleer 01:28:58

[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ye so+rry ive just been gaming w my friend 01:29:22

(Teach that horse how to become a pretty pony with Sailor Moon 01:32:57

(( imagine making this man watch sailor moon 01:36:09

(( i can repost for u bones and its cool! 01:36:59

[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+->[/url] "I wouldn't mind this 'movie neight' you speak of. You're welcome to inquire further via comms about this." Yes, Dirk, slip into his DMs for a movie date. Darkleer's capable of holding himself back to make the playground even between them in terms of strength if needed. "Truly? As do I. It's a wonderful way to keep combat capabilities sharp and relieve stress."[br] [br] Darkleer's eating these little triangle snacks one at a time. Trying to be neat about the odd coating on the chip. So when the human mentions something about pornographic content he's not choking, just swallowing thickly and going wide eyed behind those shades. Uh. "... I'm open to sharing my work with you, however-- I apologize for saying this but-- borderline pornographic?" Does he want to know? "What does that even mean? Scandalous pale hand holding from a non-moirail?" Oh no, he asked-- he probably shouldn't have. "Hmmn, puppets? What do you do with them? I've a love for theatrics and stories. On stage or upon a page. Do you make plays with them?" 01:39:44

(imagine making everyone watch Ghost Stories 01:42:20

(( it immediately becomes Vriska's favorite anime and she quotes the english dub daily-- 01:46:40

[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] "Hell yeah. You can count on that." He'll have to take his time picking out some of the best movies. Like Sprit: Stallion of the Cimarron. This guy would love that shit for sure. Maybe even some anime. "Yeah. It's always important to keep up on combat know-how." Even if you're dead, you never know what could happen. Better to keep yourself from getting rusty.[br] [br] A low hum escaped his throat at the question. "I mean, I guess you could just remove the word borderline, huh?" He chuckled quietly, tilting his head a bit about something so innocent being considered scandalous. "Nah, dude. We're talking things you probably wouldn't want your guardian to see. If you're not comfortable with seeing the glory of some fine, bare cheeks, then you might not be able to handle my work quite yet." Plays? Hmm. No, that wouldn't really be his kind of thing. "I don't really make plays or anything, I just kind of make them do their own things from the shadows. I can make it seem like they're moving on their own with my skills. Making them is a lot of fun, though. I'd say I use them more to mess with my friends more than anything, though, aside from simply appreciating them as they are." 02:15:13

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(( aight bet 02:15:50

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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+->[/url] This is surprisingly... fun. He isn't sure he should allow himself to feel so lax and entertained but it's happening anyways. As though the many sweeps spent wallowing in isolation amongst other things are, momentarily, lifted off of his thinkpan for the time being. [br] [br]There's an amused snort from the highblood, the sheer indecency of the human to spout such things. "Really? I'm much too grown to shy away from artwork of that sort. It is a skill, to capture anatomy accurately. Show me yours and I'll show you mine." There's a brief uptick at the corners of the highblood's mouth too, after saying that. Will he bring his drawings to show Dirk? Yes. Art exchange WILL be happening. Darkleer's passing the bowl of chips back to Dirk for the human to snack on. It has been demolished by the blue creature by nearly half. A soft hum leaves the troll, nodding, "Can you truly move them like that? Can you show me? I suppose there's something to respect about simply appreciating a thing for what it is, either." 02:53:20

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([color=#006688]"IMAGINE A 8IG 8LUE8LOOD CHASING YOU"[/color] "there are numerable problems with that statement." 03:21:08

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(all the hive training he went to great lengths for, undone by a scuffed english dub of an anime u-u 03:50:03

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(( he can try house training all he wants she WILL be a feral animal 05:00:47

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(:v best he's gonna get out of her making her sit down 05:05:39

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(uh oh :v 06:43:29

(:v go on, go drink your 80 liters of coffee wgile a yeet out a response 06:49:48

(*digs in back pocket* 06:50:07

[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He took note of how Roxy startled, even if it was just a minor lapse in awareness to the fact that Kankri could and would shift around every so often with her in his lap. Such stuttered movement was met with a soft pat to her lap, just to help her relax at his motions. Kankri would not look a gift hoofbeast in the mouth when it came to someone wishing to spend rather extensive amounts of time with him, especially not when he understood their intentions, but Roxy was... an eccentric case? Sort of? The Human has gotten one of her best friends back and is rather well-liked, but is seemingly drawn to spend more time with him and this divergence of normality goes both ways as Kankri, to a rather sizeable degree, feels responsible for her- in the sense that he wishes to keep her safe and at ease.[br] [br]It seemed she understood his answer to the lusus-related question well, but the horn one may have been a bit rough for her to grasp. Kankri could barely understand what she slurring and stringing together, simply nodding in response, but his confusion came to a close when she started to trill. If even for just a fraction of a moment, he was completely enamored with her, compulsively snuggling into her more with his arms giving her a little squish. Subliminally, his body swayed faintly to either side to the rhythm of music unheard.[br] [br] 06:50:16

Kankri moved his head from being nestled in her hair, craning down to press his cheek to hers, the greater warmth compiling against her own. It was as if Roxy enslaved him in a spell, one simple yet undeniably hyper effective- so much so, he nearly missed her retaliating question on the topic of THE NOIZE, "Mmm. I have n9t attempted t9 d9 s9 myself, 6ut I have heard the s9und c9me fr9m a great deal 9f my friends, 6ut the main t9 d9 s9 9penly and c9nsistently is Meulin. It seems that perhaps we all have the a6ility, 6ut that w9uld require s9me investigating. If y9u are really curi9us, perhaps y9u c9uld ask if every9ne w9uld 6e 6enev9lent en9ugh t9 participate in such an experiment..." 06:50:18

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] shifting around is usually normal, suddenly sitting up straight after being relaxed can and will startle someone. She appreciated the pap even though it was not fully necessary, the fact he cared was enough to keep her content. The lalonde was indeed trying to spend time with her new friend considering she figured dirk was going to be busy since the last time she messaged him was in the other bubble and he had not responded since, this was normal for him and she had a lot of free time when he was busy af in her words. Honestly, the lalonde would much rather spend time with someone than go back to trying to kill time by just occupying herself with random junk. The fact kankri allowed her to stick around was enough for her to feel joy. [br] [br] the lusus question was probably the easiest one due to understanding cats and how they work, the horns were foreign and something she had a hard time grasping due to not having some of her own, she knew sometimes others couldn’t understand her babbles but that was fine, sometimes you just want to say things and it doesn’t line up with your thoughts. She was not expecting him to respond this way when she decided to use the actual noise as an example, it would take her a moment to complete her thoughts as the other decided to snuggle up and squeeze her. [br] [br] 07:47:58

[color=#ff6ff2] Her thoughts being interrupted by the other changing to press his warm cheek against her own, seemingly overly affectionate and friendly than his usual do not touch me stance. It also seemed to have taken him longer to realize what she had been talking about, hmm she wonders if this happens to the other trolls or just him. “so u dont purr or u just dont do it at all bc u dont feel it p sure u did purr a little bit when u were high but it could have been meulin as she was doin it p loud so who knows i agree we should ask the others i think it would b fun 2 hear the differences in purrs we will have 2 do that later tho” she knows all cats purr differently she wonders if trolls are the same. 07:47:59

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(( goodmorning 08:19:33

[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Normally, such actions would cause Kankri to fluster, but he was not really thinking about, completely blotted from his mind is this current fit of affection. "Hrrmm..." right, he [i]was[/i] high, "I d9u6t it was me, 6ut given as h9w Meulin d9sed me, I c9uld n9t tell y9u f9r certain whether I did 9r did n9t purr and I w9uld much rather n9t think a69ut it t99 much; the m9re I try t9 recall any events that happened while I was n9t s96er leaves me with n9thing m9re than 9versaturated imagery and headaches." He let out a small sigh, nuzzling into her unapologetically, "6ut n9, I never had an inclinati9n t9 purr, let al9ne a pr9pensity f9r m9re feline aligned acti9ns, s9 it never came t9 mind 6ef9re. Y9u d9 raise an interesting the9ry t9 f9cus 9n if such an investigati9n takes place, I am curi9us t99." That is a half-truth, he just doesn't know it. He would love to know from a scientific standpoint, but from a subconscious, personal standpoint? He is in love with that NOIZE, he wants to hear more of it! "W9uld y9u c9nsider what y9u heard fr9m Meulin t9 6e the 6aseline f9r a pr9per purr?" 08:25:20

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She was glad kankri was not feeling flustered at her comment as it was not intended to do that in the slightest. The insight he gave her made it obvious that he will deny any such thing even if he could remember without a headache. Roxy had decided not to press hard on the crabs' own purring habits now that her questions were fully answered. She did not mind the nuzzles or affection he was giving her at all it kinda reminded her of when her cat would do that to her when he was feelin lonely and demanded attention “ok thats good 2 know an also fair we will put a pin in that for ur own purrs for the experiment at the end if u want.” she would think about his comment on meulins purrs vs her actual cats purrs for a solid minute. “yea meulins is the most cat-like so far but i have no way of fully knowin that if i dont hear the others too” she had a point, noticing the crab seemed a little bit antsy to hear her trills. She decided to trill again just to make him feel better. 08:37:57

[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Of course the experiment would call for him to also purr, but that was for Future Kankri to get embarrassed over in a control group of trolls testing out said purring prowess. For now? The Mutant was going to stick to the narrative of being unable, or at the very least unsure. "Yes, that will c9me in due time, 6ut I supp9se y9ur acc9unt 9n such things really puts int9 perspective h9w cat-like Meulin really is-" oh no, someone stop him, Kankri's stoking the black flames he doesn't know he has incited, "I had n9t taken much n9te 9f th9se similarities and I very well c9uld c9nsider my first n9ticea6le interacti9n with s9me9ne with a penchant f9r cat-esque vi6es." Of course, this unintentional slandering of Meulin's cathood was fleeting once Roxy had begun MAKING THE NOIZE, OH GOD HE COULD JUST MELT OVER HER! Kankri enjoyed snuggling into her, swaying about to the tune of the human's trilling. Absolutely infatuated, he could stay like this forever if it meant he would get to hear this more often. 08:55:37

((do you need me to repost btw psii? 09:15:29

((i'm having a bad moment, wait 09:18:48

(( all good 09:18:55

((my family and I don't know if we are going to immediately leave because a family member is dying 09:19:39

(( oof sorry to hear that 09:19:50

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] Future kankri is going to slightly regret that choice but that's future kankris problem. now kankri is having the best day ever again with her trills. “tbh she is the closest to a cat so far so i doubt anyone will b able to top her purrs” stop playing with fire kankri its almost like you want to be burned. Especially with the blatant cat girl meulin slander! “idk tbh u have never met an actual cat besides i think meulin considerin she is a literal cat girlie and im just a cat enthusiast girlie” the moment her trills got to him the cat slander seemed to have halted and gone into snuggle mode, she would wait a little longer before speaking again. “u really seem to like that noise huh i never met anyone who is so happy and excited to hear this b4 so its kinda nice” 09:27:42

(:v damn, i hope things work out gang 09:29:53

[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Logically? This was all just a bunch of responses prompted by synapses in his mind, probably. His fondness of the sound is just based off the simplicity or blah blah blah. Kankri could not even [u]think[/u] about it from a standpoint of logic or science or just brush it off as some sort of fluke or one time ordeal: Roxy makes the NOIZE, Kankri becomes exceedingly vulnerable and affectionate. Cuddling just seemed to be the proper response, Kankri was not going to figure out why- not right this moment anyways. His countenance and cadence could hide behind stoicism, but his actions were quite juxtaposed to his rather calm demeanor, "It is a pleasant s9und, yes. I w9uld n9t say I am necessarily excited t9 hear it, 6ut I w9uld n9t 6e 9pp9sed t9 hearing it m9re 9ften." Take away the fact that he was practically wrapped around her and he would seem completely composed. 09:40:16

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] Logically kankri just likes the funny haha noise and it makes his brain go brrrrr and thats all she needs to really know, but a full explanation would be nice but it is honestly not really needed. She was just curious if he knew it or not and it seemed he did not know, the cuddling and affectionate nature of it was also just a bonus in her eyes. Plus the vantas is warm and his sweater makes him comfy albeit its a different one but still quite comfortable. “aight i was mostly curious to know cus sometimes ppl just react different to different stuff even if it isnt somethin they would normally do and if u want me to do the noise more often i can i have no issues doin that at all in fact do u want me to do it again?” she really trying to figure out how much he likes the noise or if it is now an addiction. 09:46:24

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(:v dying 15:59:22

(( did you go to work? 16:00:05

(( that is going to be a hard maybe 16:07:55

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(i am on the way to being late :wiisportsmatt: 16:17:42

(( damn 16:17:47

(if imma call out for a [s]ice cream eating day[/s] mental health day imma do it right. I passed out and slept too long ù-ú 16:19:11

(>:v no, stay where you are 16:23:19

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(( gun 16:24:41

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(:miku: >:V you STAY BACK 16:26:28

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(*EX Command Grab* 21:55:07

[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((nuts 22:00:54

(( brother WHAT 22:02:03

[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAO 22:02:50

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(>:U 22:09:44

(:gun: >:v no FUNNY BUSINESS while the crab is cuddling his Not-Moirail 22:15:43

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(u-u he can not be seen being so openly affectionate, he would be torn limb from limb 22:17:18

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("ah ah ah- you cant kill me with a human in my lap" [color=#00a86b]"....she wont always be there. I dont know when or how, but imma fucking GET you, and you will never know [u]when[/u]." *slinks into the shadows (literally just crouches behind the couch)* 22:21:26

(in the meantime i am going to respond :9 if anyone wishes to pull and TALK >:U NO COMMAND GRABBING, they are welc9me :v 22:44:26

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(>:U 22:46:06

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(ello ello ello 23:02:18

[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Dirk thought for a moment before pushing himself to his feet. There was no harm in showing someone his art if they were willing to be open minded about it. It wasn't too often that he got to share his hobbies with people, aside from his robotics and coding.[br] [br] He did eat a few Doritos before setting the bowl down on the table and brushing his hands off. "Most of my drawings are digital, so it's mostly on the computer. Aside from some schematics and patterns for the puppets I make." Walking over to his computer, he clicked through a few folders before pulling a couple of his drawings up on the screen. Shockingly enough, they were all pretty well done. Most of it had a lot of focus on the rump, though. Dirk reached behind his desk to pull out a smuppet that was sort of jammed between it and the wall, plopping it down on the desk. "I have a bunch of these things around. Unfortunately, my main lil dude has gone missing, so I don't have much in ways of putting on much of a show for you in that regard." 23:06:06

[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Shameless in his affections toward her- or moreso [i]THE NOIZE[/i], he would keep Roxy as close to him as possible. He gently rubbed his cheek into hers, snuggling the skin-to-skin contact in small, slow circular motions. Hearing that the human would continue to indulge him was thrilling to hear, but even so Kankri is Kankri, he would not so easily succumb to anything, even if it was one of the greatest sounds ever coming from someone the Mutant would consider rather charming. Irregardless of such things, Kankri could restrain himself rather easily; he had been doing it for eons after all, "D9 n9t feel 96ligated t9 d9 s9 just 6ecause 9f my pers9nal affinity t9ward it... 6ut if y9u really wish t9 carry 9n with such an activity, I w9uld supp9rt such a ch9ice as l9ng as it was made unequiv9cally and independent 9f my preferences." A simple 'yes, please' could have worked, but he was not so desperate as to beg her to make THE NOIZE for him. He does not [i]need[/i] it. 23:10:20

(dirk gonna get booty blasted in 4K :v 23:10:32

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Friday 20 September 2024

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(( no shot this man is ACTUALLY showing this man RUMP ART 00:32:53

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(booty cheeks, clapped. Hotel, Trivago. 00:39:15

[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+->[/url] Seeing the human get up and head to the device on his table the troll would also move to follow. "Digital? How odd. Mine are drawn by hand. Perhaps the ne%t time I visit, I'll bring my work to show you." Already planning on a next time, this one. Darkleer comes up to stand behind Dirk, stooping down and peering at the screen with an intensely focused furrow of his brow.[br] [br]"E%quisite work I must say. Along with some very tasteful angles and composition. Is this really what... humans 100k like? Under their clothing? What is that?" He's pointing at the screen now, past Dirk's head as he looms behind the smaller man. Pointing out the, well, rendered human junk that can be seen at certain angles despite the CLEAR focus on ass. Especially if it's men. Darkleer's gaze shifts from the screen a little ways over to the odd plush thing the other pulls out. "Oh. That's quite alright if you can't. This little creature is very... cute. It 100ks quite soft..." His tone reflects just a smidge of that genuine fondness. Despite his better judgement he's moving his hand to poke it. Right on the rump. 8( He wants one. 00:45:22

(( LMFAO 00:45:33

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(Darkleer, do NOT try to insert yourself into the Smuppet- 00:49:14

[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] "I'd love that, dude. If your drawings are anything akin to your metal-work, it probably looks like it belongs in a museum. Hell, I might have to make some kind of alter or some shit for your creations." He tried to ignore the feeling of Darkleer's body so close to his own back. Don't make it weird, man![br] [br] Honestly, he wasn't sure he'd considered how different alien anatomy was. Granted, he supposed he did unwillingly get a brief look at it thanks to the outdoor shenanigans that other pair of trolls had decided to have not too far from their original introduction. "Uh, yeah, more or less. Those who were born male, at least. Everyone's is a little different, though. Size, shape, et cetera." He cleared his throat, finding himself feeling vaguely embarrassed talking about it. Don't make a lewd joke right now. Don't do it. He shifted his attention back to the smuppet when Darkleer actually complimented it, instead of finding it upsetting in some shape or form. That thing was soft as all hell, both in terms of fabric and general feel. It had a perfect balance of firmness and softness, that little puppet derriere. "You can have one, if you want. S'not like I haven't made a metric fuckton of them. Honestly, I probably would have made a business out of them or something, if my circumstances on Earth had been a little different." 00:53:18

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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+->[/url] "An alter--" Darkleer's letting out a proud little puff of air past his nose of the equine variety. Ears flicking and perking up. "Please, Dirk, I'm quite touched you would think so." Yes Dirk, ignore the cold brick house of a man behind you. There's a noise of interest from the highblood upon hearing this from the alien. [br] [br]"Interesting... we do not have such large differences between Alternians in terms of reproductive organs aside from what naturally occurs from different hemo-types and the resulting bulge sizes and textures. We all share the same nook and bulge setup. Do all the males of your species have their bulges out like this? They don't retract? And what are those... bulbous things hanging there?" Y'know, balls. His tone is genuinely curious however. And explaining troll anatomy, to him, is like explaining something out of a anatomy textbook for reproduction this freak. The muppet is so soft. But pleasantly firm. The human offering it to him isn't even hesitated upon, the troll simply picks it up and hugs it's bug rump to his face which just LOOKS funny. But Darkleer seems happy about this, "I would purchase many of these glorious little things if I could. Thank you. This is the most wonderous of gifts I have received today. Second, of course, to something else." He says this with implication to his tone. What does he mean by that? 01:12:22

[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Differnet sizes and TEXTURES??? Damn, Dirk does not need to be this curious about alien dick right now. Nook and bulge set up did sound a little odd, but Dirk could only imagine it meant that trolls were generally all sort of hermaphrodites of some kind.[br] [br] "Oh, uh. Yeah. Our dicks don't really retract. Makes a lot of things pretty awkward and inconvenient at times." He shifted his gaze towards what Darkleer was referring to, trying to hold back some laughter about him referring to them as bulbous. "Those are the testes. Again, only something males have. I guess it's pretty much where our body stores and builds up genetic material. Which, traditionally, would have been given to a female human, who's anatomy is very different, to fertilize her eggs. And then, ta-da, a new human will be grown like a fruit. Can't say I would have had anything to do with that sort of collaboration, even if I wasn't one of the last two human's alive. That's just due to personal preferences, though." Not that it would have been allowed either way if the Condesce was still reigning over the Earth. Dirk couldn't help but snort a little at the sight of this big, buff guy rubbing a puppet ass against his face. Granted... He wasn't really sure what Darkleer might have been insinuating. "You'd be, like, a VIP customer or some shit for sure, dude." 01:25:24

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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+->[/url] Oh. Dirk doesn't know, huh? Darkleer blinks a few times behind his shades. Finding it difficult to wrap his thinkpan around the fact that human bulges just... they just... hang. Hang out there. What??? "So yours is just hanging out like that in your pants as we speak? Why is it so awkward if it's normal for your kind?" He is just FULL of questions. And the more Dirk explains, the more Darkleer's questions pile up. And he lacks any reservations about asking them sheerly for satiating his own curiosity. "Testes. I see. Quite puzzling that it must be paired with another of your species to produce offspring in a one to one manner... our material is shipped off into a slurry. We're hatched, after all. So the grub is born from eggs the female human lays once formed inside them???" Darkleer pauses, peering down at Dirk with a hum and placing the smuppet into the opening of his shirt with it's head hanging out. It is now trapped between giant tiddies the lucky bastard. "Personal preference? Do you... prefer the male counterpart of your species?" 02:00:21

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(>:v uh oh uh oh uh oh! 02:01:57

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] "Well... For one thing, the fact that it's just kind of [i]out there[/i] makes it pretty damn obvious if you let your body get a little too excited, y'know?" He was not going to elaborate on that right now. "But, uh, yes. Mine is, in fact, just hanging out in my pants." He turned his body to lean back on the desk so he could look up at Darkleer again. "Yeah. Well, when the Condesce came to Earth she sort of outlawed our means of reproduction and tried to incorporate as much of what she could from her homeworld into ours as she could. Unfortunately, our genetics weren't exactly suited for that sort of thing. Ended up figuring out a way to pretty much make clones of humans. That's a whole history story for another time, though." Dirk crossed his arms, shaking his head. "No, humans don't lay eggs. The new baby grows inside of her and then she gives birth to a fully formed, albeit small, human. Obviously we have to go through some more growing after birth, though." He tilted his head to the side a little, glancing briefly towards the massive man tits Darkleer had inadvertantly brought attention to by putting the smuppet there. "You could say that, yeah." 02:08:52

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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+->[/url] "No. I do not know. What happens if you get excited? What does your bulge do?" You WILL elaborate Dirk. He must know. For science. Maybe. Lets call it that. Darkleer's brows furrow deeply in thought. Learning about the fate of his kind, retroactively, from the human's perspective is an odd thing to think of. His head tilts to the side, "So my kind was wiped out...? For her to so desperately want to revive it to the point of subjugation over another species and home planet to such a degree... hmn... I'll have to pick your brain on this matter another time then." He'll nod, and leave it at that. Distracted pretty quickly by the fact that humans apparently are so [i]strange.[/i] "... the females have to [i]carry[/i] them in their bodies?! And it... just... it comes out of them like a whole human with limbs? Just smaller... what... I don't mean to sound particularly disgusted if this is normal for your kind but. It's. Quite odd to imagine. I am attempting to be open minded, however. Our kind are not born that way at all. Human woman must be very STRONG to do such a thing." He firmly nods, completely convinced of this. "There's preference for colder or warmer amongst ourselves. Seeking certain caste types. For one reason or another. What is it that you enjoy about the males of your species?" 8D He asks this like it's TOTALLY normal to ask a human. Sure. Go off king. 02:56:25

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(when I find out everyone who had a hand in crafting Payday bars, I'm going to because Celestial Demon threat to this world, this WACK ASS candy bar. 03:03:18

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((wtf payday bars are busting 03:18:39

(what are you, a Paid narc? Huh? 03:19:33

(sucking the CEO's DICK for an unlimited supply of these shitty PEANUT BUTTER CHURNING SIMULATOR bars? 03:20:11

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i mean they arent my first cho+ice usually but at least I can pretend to+ be healthy while co+nsuming candy 03:21:24

(shit has me on 2 HP and I enjoy peanuts quite a bit, I ate an entire container of Planters by myself over the course of 3 days 03:21:41

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(it is simply ass, when I FIND WHO MADE IT, it's up for them. 03:22:06

(( i love eating kitkats like a maniac 03:22:18

(( take a bite out the middle 03:22:26

(fuck a biblically accurate rantkri, i am going biblically accurate Damara them to death 03:22:40

(( . . . im scared to understand what that means-- 03:23:29

(Don't worry about it, just know I will be a headliner across the galaxy when I get my hands on them. 03:24:16

(and if they dead? Their grave is done for. My hate is very much alive. 03:24:37

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] There was a pause of silence while Dirk heavily debated on whether or not he actually wanted to elaborate. "I mean... They get stiff. It's kind of hard to hide that with just some pants. Not to mention sometimes it just happens when you aren't even turned on, so you're just chilling and suddenly you've got a stiffy. I imagine it'd be a hell of a lot more awkward living in a society where you're essentially perpetually surrounded by other people. Thankfully that wasn't something I had to worry about, really." Dirk took a moment to cease his ramblings, before nodding to his inquiries. "Yeah. From my understanding, it was her weird pet thing that led to the demise of your kind. She'd tried to revive the race several times, using the Earth as a way of cultivating the appropriate fauna, since the planet itself had also been destroyed by severe meteorshowers. Every time she made any progress, though, her pet psychically massacred the entire race." There was a whole story, obviously, but Dirk wasn't going to give this poor man a whole in-depth history lesson right now.[br] [br] 04:46:28

[color=#F2A400]"But yeah, traditionally, women were incredibly strong. They had to deal with a lot of shit, from what I read. I'm sure you could ask more about the woes of the human female body from Roxy, considering she would have some hands-on experience." Dirk adjusted his shades as he took a moment to think. So trolls have different temperatures between castes? That's some pretty interesting information. Also explains why Darkleer felt so cold- literally, that is. "Uh, I'm not really sure if there's a particular reason. I've never really given it too much thought, to be honest, but I guess there's a lot of things. Like how men's muscles look, or when they have gruff voices... Not really sure. Guess I should ask what sort of thing you usually look for, too, though?" 04:46:29

(DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN :v gimme some of that orange dreamsicle why dontcha 04:47:23

[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((so+rry ive been playing games 💀 04:47:52

[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((im go+nna play o+ne mo+re game and then maybe sleep after 04:48:10

(:v sounds like bedtime *flings blanket on you* 04:48:48

[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((yeah its like 1am and I wo+ke up p early 💀💀 04:49:15

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