([color=#088ee8]"YOUR PRIZE.... [u]REALITY[/u], FUCK YOU." *Mind Controls him to sleep* 05:50:56
(( LMAO 05:51:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( i laughed ngl 05:51:31
(( she was going to give him a cutlass or some stolen loot for no reason other than he was entertaining lmao 05:52:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: oh hell yeah sweet booty 05:52:34
(( she's like you know what here its sad you don't have pirates heres some pirate shit 05:52:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( omg 05:52:48
(( dave being an asshole towards her and her response is heres a gift 05:53:23
(Common Alternian Survival 05:53:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] mission failed successfully?? 05:54:23
(straight tweaking and no one died because of it :[i]V[/i] 05:54:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] massive dubs 05:54:48
(( LMAO 05:54:49
(( she even ate a slice of apple pie 05:55:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] Her eyes darted around at all the new stimulus and just enjoying the pleasant nature of everything in the bubble they were passing so far. She was a little bit in her own little world, for the moment until kankri decided to speak up. She would slow down a bit more to walk beside him, so she could properly converse for the time being. She decided to think carefully of his words for a moment before properly addressing the situation. “tbh i am not really avoidin stuff i just learned to fuckin deal with it as it comes and goes bc if u dwell on that shit it becomes a bigger issue i dont take any offense to what u have been sayin or doin everyone has bad days and good days its how u choose to deal with it tho i can understand that it might not seem fair nothin in life or death is fair or just and thats just how it is sometimes but u can take what i say with a grain of salt if u want” roxy wisdoms 06:02:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] Aradia didn't really engage in any of their conversations, since it seemed like a lot of it was just one-on-one and she wasn't really close enough to any of them to interject on any personal conversations they may be having. It didn't take very long for their surroundings to start changing to be more akin to Alternia. In fact, it seemed they were approaching a hive with several dig sites around it. Her hive. She chose not to really acknowledge it, though, instead just hopping down into one of the holes and using her more recently gained ability of flight to slowly descend to the floor. It was obvious that whatever these ruins were, they had been around for a long time when she discovered them. A lot of things were falling apart and there was some underground flora growing amidst the cracks in stones and weaving its way into ancient carvings. Although... It sounded like there was someone deeper within somewhere? It sounded like a lot of grinding and buzzing, perhaps like a welding gun of some kind. Either way, with Porrim following nearby and lighting the way it made it a lot easier to see where they were going. 06:12:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000] Dave doesn't shrink under the look she gives him. It's expected, really. Isn't the first time either and he would've stared back at her without a hint of a muscle twitch. There's a small subsection in him that's satisfied at hearing her say he 'bested' her, for now. [i]Bet.[/i] [/color] "rematches are welcome im a good sport. oh wow badass name. im dave strider. yeah theres a whole history behind them dyin out but the stories are cool-- or hilarious. ah... i decided to learn it, to do business with alternians in my timeline" [color=#910000] A boldfaced half-lie, not that she'd know it. His antics both won some respect and instantly deletes it the next. Truly, no one can speedrun better than Strider can. At least he's getting more pie out of this anyhow. No downsides.[/color] 06:14:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] /[color=#910000]He's shrugging at her in response to her question. Giving her a nonchalant,[/color] "kinda used to living life on the edge since birth. i could be tweaking right now and you wouldnt even know it. to be real with you its a mixed bag but the adrenaline junkie in me is definitely behind the wheel most of the time that guys a total nutcase i tell ya h'what" [color=#910000]Purposely cryptic human mumbo jumbo. He'd have moved out of her way when she approaches to get pie. Floating just out of reach yet lingering within her line of sight to continue running his mouth at her. This floating blob or red and douche shades says,[/color] "so? hows the pie mindfang? edible i should hope otherwise youll break my little blood pusher i dont think i could handle it maybe ill spontaneously combust" 06:14:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( damn you really finna do me like that huh /? 06:14:37
(( LMAO 06:14:42
(( it be like that sometimes 06:14:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( *blob of 06:15:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( bro im making so many mistakes put me in a retirement home already 06:15:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( take me out behind the shed 06:15:40
(( no it's fine i do that shit too 06:15:45
(:v really are roxy's son 06:15:47
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Never a dull moment when Roxy speaks. Of course, a good portion of that was due to the need for Kankri to decipher her little inklings of knowledge, but the part that wasn't that was simply that she spoke erratically to him. It was not necessarily anything new, but it was a bit more nuanced how Roxy slurred through some of her words. "Yes, rarely is anything fair." Case and point, they are dead. He may not know Roxy's story, but he would find it rather disingenuous to assume she simply sat back and died. Surely she, like Kankri himself did, tried her absolute hardest, "6ut just 6ecause [i]I[/i] was at a l9w p9int d9es n9t mean absentmindedly taking my frustrati9ns 9ut 9n y9u, 9r any9ne else f9r that 96vi9us matter, is 9kay; let al9ne f9rcing y9u int9 the r9le 9f s9me s9rt 9f... pale chaper9ne with9ut any c9nsent t9 such an arrangement- n9t that I am asking f9r such a thing, I am merely ackn9wledging the fact that 6ecause 9f my state 9f 6eing, it, unf9rtunately, caused y9u much m9re strife than was needed." 06:15:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( SMH what makes you say that kankri 06:16:04
(the LINEAGE is UNDENIABLE >:V 06:16:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( DNA test came back and its a pink page with glitter all over it and cat images pasted on 06:16:44
(( LMAo 06:16:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ho+w tall is dave again 06:17:07
(4'6" in high heels 06:17:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( 6'3" and a menace to society 06:17:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((💀💀💀 06:18:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( 6'5" in his fancy dress shoes (which ig he's wearing rn) 06:18:19
(> -> taller than his fellow Redman is crayzee 06:18:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((go+o+d go+d 06:18:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( B) 06:19:13
/(( [url=https://imgur.com/CRdVLu9]dave next to mindfang lmao[/url] 06:22:46
(( no amount of high heels is saving him 06:23:08
(bite her naval, its the only wincon 06:23:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: im gods silliest warrior i cant lose 06:24:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( also dave: look mamacita im not afraid of heights ive climbed things taller than you-- 06:25:30
(( LOL omg 06:25:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( let him cook 06:26:05
(( hes like floating around her like a fly and shes like ::::I 06:26:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave putting on the shittiest jiminy cricket impression he can muster 06:28:47
("ayo its me, the green bug frum Pinnoch." 06:30:00
(( she will fucking swat at his ass don't test her 06:30:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( his cheeks WILL clap 06:30:23
(( one solid smack and he will go down 06:30:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( bro makes a cartoony squeaky rubber ducky noise when he hits the ground 06:30:58
(( she has no idea how fragile humans can be either so she might use some strength to it like a fool 06:31:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( idk he fought monsters and bosses i think he can take the smack-- even if it hurts him he'll just heal himself and act like it doesn't affect him 06:32:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( just to fuck with her perception 06:32:29
(( she would actually look at him like well shit i culled him and then he springs back up and she's like wtf 06:33:05
(( looney toons ass mf 06:33:35
([color=#008ee8]"Alrite, thats enough LIFE for you" *comically inflated hand pimp-slapping a Dave-Shaped hole into the ground* 06:34:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "i can survive a popeyes biscuit no drink and a mcdonalds sprite-- you gotta try harder than that if you mean it" 06:34:08
(( LMAO 06:35:10
(( she's like i almost culled you wait are you flirting with me wtf 06:35:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( mindfang: what the FUCK is a POPEYES-- 06:35:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( fsdkjsadkjh 06:35:46
(( she needs a fucking drink after all the info he keeps giving her 06:36:00
(( she's like what is a popeyes what is mcdonalds why is he flirting with me after i did that what is his goal in all of this nonesense 06:36:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( B) 06:37:03
(( chugs the vodka nearby and doesn't even get a buzz from it 06:37:10
(( has to actually get real high quality booze lmao 06:37:24
(BRING IN... [i]The Nip Dealer[/i]: Kurseinburg 06:38:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "wow, youre not going to share with your fellow seasoned alcoholic? lets go shot for shot" 06:38:31
(( mindfang would actually look at him like are you sure this liquor is designed to get highbloods smashed as fast as possible lmao 06:39:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "try me" 06:40:08
(( dave mf gonna die after two sips 06:40:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( its a just death 06:40:33
(( LMAO 06:40:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( WHEEZES 06:40:40
(( she just watches him die and come back like he did not just kill himself thats funny 06:41:07
("it's just a death" "no no no, I said it was a [i]JUST[/i] death-" 06:41:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( god what if he fucking accelerates how quickly his kidneys process the alcohol and how fast it metabolizes in his system just to fuck with her 06:41:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( fdhjfsdkhj OK thatd be funny too tho 06:42:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] She had never really go+tten a go+o+d lo+o+k at histo+rical buildings, since it wasn't so+mething she'd ever been particularly interested in. All things co+nsidered tho+ugh, perhaps she co+uld use so+me o+f these ancient carvings as so+me kind o+f inspiratio+n fo+r ano+ther pro+ject? She'd pulled o+ut her little sketchbo+o+k and was scribblings do+wn so+me o+f the designs and taking a few no+tes as they walked, so+o+n beco+ming mo+re aware o+f the so+und co+ming fro+m deeper within. Was it so+me kind o+f beast? No+... It so+unded like so+me so+unds she may have heard fro+m Ho+russ' wo+rksho+p. "I hate to+ interrupt yo+ur co+nversatio+n, but do+es anyo+ne think we sho+uld be co+ncerned abo+ut the so+unds o+f metal clanging and lo+ud to+o+ls? I can't imagine Ho+russ wo+uld be in a place like this, but... I'm just wo+ndering if anyo+ne thinks we sho+uld be walking [i]to+wards[/i] the so+unds o+r perhaps if we sho+uld co+nsider taking ano+ther directio+n?" 06:42:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( they get down there and it turns out Darkleer changed locations to a more secluded spot to get away from people, he just looks up at them like 'bruh r u srs rn' 06:44:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOOO 06:45:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((its dirk but that wo+uld also+ be very funny 06:45:21
(( LMAO 06:45:27
(Speedleer: Are you serious right now, bro? Chat, what are the odds of this shit happening? 06:45:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( god him and dirk would find solidarity actually-- 06:45:41
(( sorry it's taking me five ever to post i can't stop shit posting with yall 06:46:15
((dirk is gonna be like "Bro what the fuck like actually I have not spoken to a soul in practically hundreds of years and now a shitton are just showing up on my ghostly doorstep this is so fucked." 06:46:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( shitposting is fun im not mad smh 06:46:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( i love that actually 06:47:00
(Dirk gets done like Fanfic Goku, tossed in the hyperbolic time chamber and betrayed. Stuck in purgatory with nothing but strength on his mind :v 06:47:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dirk: great now i need to find ANOTHER secluded spot in this fucking bubble hellscape 06:47:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( darkleer: first time? 06:47:59
(( roxy is going to fucking scream in joy seeing dirk 06:48:08
(( she's like how did kankri find you giving none of the credit it was an actual accidental occurrence 06:48:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( i love roxy and dirk dynamic they're such pals 06:48:34
([color=#e77e07]"Oh hey Rox, how'd you get here-"[/color] [color=#e60ee8]"MAGIC SWEATER TROLL BRING ME OMIGOSH"[/color] 06:52:56
((aradia knowing damn well she was the one who led them there: 0_0 06:53:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( let dave find out his brother is down there in the catacombs he's gonna bust up in there like the koolaid man 06:53:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( it's gonna be a family reunion up in this bitch 06:54:02
(( i almost wanted to throw myself into the void 06:54:39
(( i hit one wrong key 06:54:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( oh no 06:54:55
(( im glad i use google docs or i would have murdered my self 06:55:04
("...what? WHAT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING-" [color=#cc0000]*levitatez the crab* "Contrary to me GET READY TO CRACK YOU OPEN, I'm extremely patient. So, just admit you LIED and this all stops."[/color] 06:55:43
Kankri MK II: Deux Inquieter [] joined chat. ~~ 38 ~~ 06:58:04
((here comes the cerulean 07:05:23
Kankri MK II: Deux Inquieter [] joined chat. ~~ 38 ~~ 07:06:11
(do it, final flash the chat 07:06:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] He can gloat for now, she will likely try to do a rematch with him again. Though it will be more planned on her part if she deems necessary. “Perhaps in the future, Thank you for the compliment, you have a very unique name dave. Do all humans have similar names or is it just you.” She would pause for a moment going into deep thought only to snap right back to the conversation. “Do you reasona8ly think you can out fi8 a pir8te dave, what is the true reason?” She had no reason to assume he was lying, she herself decided to call his bluff just for the time being. She was always switching between irritable and amused mostly due to her nature of skepticism, this will not be changing over the course of hanging around humans and other trolls. Old habits die hard, even if you are no longer living. [br] [br]That sentence he had just spoken of piqued her interest, some of those words did not directly correlate with what she had been used to hearing. “Seeming as you are well versed in alternian, i would also assume you understand trolls hatch. So I ask this with genuine curiosity, what is the meaning of the word 8irth. It is quite o8vious that you do not hatch from the words you use to describe yourself as a gru8." She is ignoring the rest of the conversation as she had no interest in talking about drugs.[br] [br] 07:06:46
[color=#005682]Dave flying about around her almost like a fly annoyed her some but she could admit, The pie itself was actually quite delightful, but the fact he felt so adamant for her to like it made her not want to say much on the matter. She was a stubborn bitch for sure, however it did not matter how stubborn she was because in the end. She would end up finishing the pie. Setting the empty plate down before finally speaking on it. “Are you always this dramatic over simple pleasures in life? Will your 8lood pusher survive my criticism.” with a small sigh and reluctant tongue click she would tell him. “It was satisfactory in taste and had a nice crust crum8le. I quite enjoyed the flavors of the apples and spices. Does this satisfy your adamant need for a pastry review?” She felt like this would be enough for his silly antics over a pie. 07:06:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: my tism is sated for now thank you spidertroll 07:09:56
(( lmao ur welcome 07:10:46
(Bowser dropkicks Dave out of the air 07:11:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( *drops apples out of his pockets like sonic rings* 07:12:10
(the apple merchant :v 07:12:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She can understand why he was adamant on making things right even if it really did not bother her, she would wait for him to stop talking before she would say something again. She always put all her effort in everything she did, that's just how this lalonde did things. Though it won’t be the first or last time she had to chaperone someone or do the things she thinks would help even if they don’t. “if ur tryin to apologize in ur own roundabout way i accept it fully i will not pretend to understand shit i dont know about but i am willin to learn plus i have been enjoyin ur company so far if that means anythin to u it was no prob at all kankri” She would stop dead in her tracks and hold her arm out to stop kankri in his tracks, she did not want him to fall. Looking around and seeing the ruins of the city it felt almost like she was back home in some way, she would move her arm out of the way quickly. Without any hesitation and thought she would find her way down and walk towards the sounds, ignoring the warnings of porrim. This sound was familiar, almost as if she knew exactly who it was, without saying a word she would make a dash towards the sound. 07:18:00
(( roxy doing roxy things 07:18:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600]She had been looking around once they made it to the dig site ruins, she would follow aradia. Looking around at all the new plants and fauna, she decided to take out one of her sketching journals and a pencil to start doodling out some of the unique things she saw for later. She would look over every once in a while, when porrim spoke of a sound and roxy dashing past her it made her worry a little bit. She would cautiously follow a great distance behind her in case she had to intervene with a beast or looming threat, she was very good at being quiet and handling herself especially if a beast was involved. [/color] 07:21:51
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Well, there goes that line of conversation. Porrim's interjection was annoying, but moreso as a general disturbance rather than it being because it wss Porrim. He cleared his throat, finally tuning in to the fact there was, in fact, metal meeting metal pervading the air. Alloys welded, blades being sharpened, the thumping of... something. Being halted was also quite the shock- he nearly stumbled over Roxy's arm, but his composure was maintained. It was not as though a chasm stood before them, so what gives? And how come she gets to keep going? "Hm." He took a moment to stand with Porrim, "I d9 n9t think the danger is as high as it may seem, 6ut even still, I think it is 6est we stick t9 the well-kn9wn and c9mm9nly impl9red "6uddy system". If there are n9 reservati9ns, I w9uld like y9u all t9 stay safe here, I'll g9 with R9xy as she is with9ut a "6uddy" at the m9ment." He feels responsible for her in some way, she looked after him and he was simply returning the favor by being her assigned "buddy". He would scuttle off to follow in the human's tracks, attempting to use his [i]Sight[/i] to obtain more information. Hmm... interesting? A little. 07:25:53
(( roxy just going fast as fuck boi and kankri and meulin are like brother why did you run suddenly 07:28:50
("damn bitch, hold on. I havent power walked like this since EVER. Dickhead." 07:29:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((have no+t fully set up my refs fo+r dirk yet but yeah 07:32:46
(give him to us, the Adjacent Redman: Orangeman. 07:33:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((po+rrim is go+ing to+ fo+llo+w clo+se behind kankri pro+bably since shes speedy and the main light so+urce 07:33:03
(( roxy rushing into danger like an absolute menace 07:33:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( bröther......... 07:33:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( bröther i bring to you orange soda and orange sherbet can we hang BI 07:34:28
("Porrim, you're creasing my Js from the heel-" [color=#00a86b]"Imma crease your ass if you don't walk faster-" 07:34:57
(Dirk does not allow Dave to have öats 07:36:06
[color=#F2A400]DIRK: Dirk was always keenly aware of his surroundings, even if he had already spent what was probably hundreds of years by himself. It wasn't too different from his life before the game, anyhow. Most of his company consisted of robots, just like the old days. He stopped what he was doing abruptly at the sound of someone quickly approaching his location. He had a welding mask on, which looked a lot like the gasmask he'd work for the game, with the pointy eyepieces and all.[br] [br]If he didn't recognize the footsteps, he would have readied his Unbreakable Katana for combat. Even though combat wasn't exactly a very useful thing when everyone is pretty much dead or simply a sleep projection. Instead, he simply set his tools down, not bothering to move the mask from his face. As soon as Roxy made it to the doorway, he would proceed to start assaulting her from the shadows with a plethora of smuppet ass from every direction while appearing to stand on the other side of the room by his worktable. 07:37:33
(ò-ó not the smuppet pelting 07:39:10
(( BROTHER In christ 07:39:56
(( thats not how you great your bestie 07:40:10
(it sure IS :v GET HER, ORANGEMAN 07:40:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((hes tro+lling her 07:40:49
(( shes about to give him a big ass hug lmao 07:41:46
(( after throwing a smuppet ass at him too 07:42:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( incoming red wave 07:43:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] "thanks. i share my last name with a sibling but thats about it." [color=#910000]He didn't expect a callout so soon. Can she read his mind? Surely not. Or just sense emotion like Aranea? This unnerves him. His body language shifts in turn. The slightest tilt forward of the head, shades slipping [i]just[/i] enough to reveal the bright red hue of his eyes that her kind historically hates so much. That gaze doesn't betray any real emotion however. His tone loses his usual characteristic of silly guy, if only for this brief moment,[/color] "sorry, thats confidential" [color=#910000] Strider soon slips back into the same pattern as before. Lifting his head back to being leveled and smoothly putting his shades back into place. He really isn't about to divulge [i]that[/i] much to a stranger, no no. Simply wouldn't be within his own best interest. Back to the casual, laid back attitude of some devil may care type.[/color] 07:44:20
"yeah, i get how you guys are made. cant believe im about to have the birds and the bees talk again but aight-- infants of our species are 'babies', were born differently. 'birth' is like, the emerging of a baby from the body of the mother. we develop for like 9 perigees in the womb of the female counterpart of our species and pop out in our birthday suits ready to scream at the world n what have you though im not part of that demographic" [color=#910000] Seems he doesn't mind using any excuse to ramble. At least he seems, mildly, fine with educating. Kinda. Sorta. In his weird way.[/color] 07:44:24
[color=#910000] Dave has internal smugness dangerously powering him up on the inside because he knows she'd be the type to hate admitting she likes a thing if it means she can spite him. Yet she eats all the pie anyway. Mindfang says it's satisfactory but he knows. He [i]knows[/i].[/color] "im a simple guy its all i got man, blood pusher would totally shrivel up and die at your barbed words for sure-- but yes. yes it does, thank you. i can put that part of my tism to rest im vindicated im free im fuckin floating on cloud nine over here for the glowing yelp review thanks for the five stars at casa de strider i hope you return again" [color=#910000] [/color] 07:44:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ok carry on 07:44:43
(( LMAO 07:44:46
(( dave the babie specialist rn 07:44:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( hes had to do this before 07:45:12
(( i am going to howl in laughter at the yelp review comment help 07:46:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( not dirk smuppet pelting roxy with plush puppet rump im so dead 07:46:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LOL 07:46:25
(( bro she is going to throw some back right at him 07:46:48
(( retaliation 07:46:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( no please he might giggle or smth 07:47:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((so+rry im gaming but the o+thers are simply fo+llo+wing 07:48:54
(Kankri: *enters* *sees smuppet*[br]Kankri:...the buddy system is no longer in effect, good day. *exits* 07:49:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She lets out a loud scream due to the puppet asses being pelted at her, her scream would abruptly stop and look down at the smuppets now lifeless on the floor. She would pick up several and throw them back at him before, running over to him and pulling him into a big hug. “have u been here the whole fuckin time just buildin shit! why havent u been textin me for the past fuckin hundred years did ur phone die? did u lose it in a volcano i have been sick and worried for u” she was rambling and honestly a little teary eyed at the fact she found dirk after losing him such a long ass time ago. She is now clinging to the strider for her dear life at this moment, she had completely forgotten about the others who were following her in her moment of pure happiness. 07:50:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( KANKRI YOU'RE FORBIDDEN FROM ABANDONING MY ECTO MOM 07:50:07
(Nah, she is a strong, independent woman... she can INDEPENDENTLY catch that smuppet ass :V 07:52:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( shit u right tho 07:52:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( aight homies imma be on mobile i gotta feed kitten and maybe go ninis 07:53:03
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] after watching for a bit and seeing the smuppets being thrown at roxy she would decide to take a defensive position, as a stray smuppet landed her way she would decide to cull said beast with a plump ass! She would run over to one of the smuppets and grab it tearing it in half, getting the poor smuppets innards of fluff everywhere in her vicinity. She has won the battle but not the war, victory is hers for the taking. She decided to play with the ripped in half smuppet. [/color] 07:53:21
(( all good i'll reply when i wake up myself i should go to bed soon 07:53:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( bet bet 07:53:56
(going to that B E D *okie dokie ardichoke elbow drop* 07:54:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((o+o+p 08:03:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((gnn 08:03:36
(:9 yosh 08:03:46
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] At the sound of a scream, Kankri's pace hastened from a mild power walk to an actual sprint- astoundingly fast. Look at him go! Who knew he could move like this? He did, obviously. Kankri dashed in just in time to see Meulin celebrating a supposed victory with a dismembered item, luckily, unlike the Aradiabot situation, the only thing strewn about was... stuffing. Some sort of fluff, which was far more preferable to any form of blood. Roxy seemed well acquainted with the Masked Stranger, all was well... at keast that is what Kankri [i]would[/i] be thinking if the contents scattered about the floor wasn't PROMISCUOUS, FELT, MULTI-COLORED PUPPET DERRIERE!! Kankri did little to make his presence known, immediately turning around in the door way and promptly attempting to flee the scene, most likelly bumping into Porrim more than anything else. 08:10:05
(Dirk is a menace for having puppet booty all over the place :v 08:10:59
(( roxy hugging him and meulin just going absolutely gremlin 08:11:23
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(kankri wants so little to do with it, he has run into Porrim in his kerfuffle 08:17:38
(( goodnight 08:24:10
(( dies 08:24:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((blo+ws up fr 08:52:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] Being run into+ by Kankri so+ suddenly nearly caused her to+ to+pple o+ver. Po+rrim bro+ught her hands up to+ firmly grasp his sho+ulders in o+rder to+ steady bo+th o+f them, taking a mo+ment to+ peer into+ the ro+o+m they'd co+me acro+ss. It seemed like who+ever the tall human was, Ro+xy knew him and was quite fo+nd o+f him. Perhaps they sho+uld just stay o+ut o+f it. The plush rumps all o+ver the flo+o+r wo+uld be telling o+f what kind o+f perso+n this man was, if everything abo+ut him didn't seem like a to+tal mystery. Altho+ugh she co+uldn't see his face, he seemed like he was far to+o+ sto+ic to+ actually be a silly guy. It was hard to+ tell. She turned o+ff her lighting, allo+wing Kankri to+ hide a little mo+re effectively no+w that she was no+ lo+nger illuminating the two+ o+f them and bringing po+tential attentio+n in their directio+n. 08:57:23
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((morning 09:01:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((gm 09:35:38
((So, psii is feeling awkward lmfao 09:38:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((yes ill reply in a bit so+rry im eating lmfao+ 09:39:25
((oh okay! 09:42:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aranea-serket-nT9dH][color=#005682]ARANEA:[/url][color=#005682] This one is at least more receptive to her introduction than Darkleer. She took in a deep breath in an attempt to contain some of her excitement. Psiioniic was one of those closest to the Sufferer, so he would know more about his story than what little she would have been able to find on her own. Her cerulean lips remained in a taut grin as she looked up at him. It seemed like he was calming down from some sort of traumatic episode, so she would save questions for later. For now, she should focus on making a good impression. 09:53:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] [co+lo+r=#0+0+5682][br] [br]"Wo+uld yo+u like to+ jo+in me? I have so+me left o+ver snacks fo+r picnicking if yo+u'd like to+ try so+me o+f it. I didn't make everything, 8ut I can assure yo+u the quality is o+f the highest standard availa8le. What so+rts o+f fo+o+ds do+ yo+u enjo+y? Perhaps I co+uld pro+cure so+mething that will 8etter match yo+ur tastes. No+t to+ mentio+n I can't help 8ut 8e curio+us a8o+ut what kinds o+f things yo+u enjo+y, 8ut I wo+n't fo+rce yo+u into+ divulging anything a8o+ut yo+urself so+ so+o+n." She pulled o+ut her spiderweb patterned picnic blanket, flapping it a few times befo+re spreading it o+n the gro+und under the tree and sitting back do+wn. "Please, have a seat! Make yo+urself co+mfo+rta8le!" Out came her picnic basket, settling it and a variety o+f bo+ttled juices and such o+ut in the center o+f the blanket. "Help yo+urself!" 09:53:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((FUCK 09:53:45
[color=#005682][br] [br]"Would you like to join me? I have some left over snacks for picnicking if you'd like to try some of it. I didn't make everything, 8ut I can assure you the quality is of the highest standard availa8le. What sorts of foods do you enjoy? Perhaps I could procure something that will 8etter match your tastes. Not to mention I can't help 8ut 8e curious a8out what kinds of things you enjoy, 8ut I won't force you into divulging anything a8out yourself so soon." She pulled out her spiderweb patterned picnic blanket, flapping it a few times before spreading it on the ground under the tree and sitting back down. "Please, have a seat! Make yourself comforta8le!" Out came her picnic basket, settling it and a variety of bottled juices and such out in the center of the blanket. "Help yourself!" 09:53:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((igno+re the po+rrim quirked seco+nd para 09:53:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((im go+nna blo+w up 09:53:56
((it's ok lmfao 09:54:33
♊: At least Aranea looked like a pretty polite teenager... even if she was an alternate Mindfang. Okay, polite teenagers are slightly weird and he wasn't so sure why, teens should be all wild, trying to pail on everything it moves, acting crazy and irresponsible. Maybe acting a little bit disrespectful towards adults! This was uncanny at best. Psii sat down, not sure how to reply to Aranea's question, he LOVED mind honey but he really didn't want to blow up the whole bubble just because he couldn't resist his cravings. "Uh- Just some hot cocoa, that should be fine. I don't know many foods besides nuts and whatever came from trees in Alternia." 10:01:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aranea-serket-nT9dH][color=#005682]ARANEA:[/url][color=#005682] She could tell that he wasn't asking for exactly what he wanted, but she could agree with his thoughts about not wanting the whole bubble blown sky high. After all, he was one of the strongest psionics recorded historically. He even got to grow to adulthood, which would have only allowed him to practice and perfect the strength of his abilities. Dreaming up a thermos of hot chocolate, she set it down in front of him. "In that case, perhaps I could make a few suggestions!" Opening up her basket, she dug around a little before retrieving a platter of cookies and setting it down next to the hot chocolate. "If you dip these cookies in the hot chocolate, it's very good! Would you like some whipped cream or marshmallows for your hot chocolate?" Perhaps she could even offer him some regular honey, although it probably wouldn't taste as good to him as mind honey does, it could be a good alternative. 10:06:37
"Hm... these look a little bit weird, why do people make things like this to eat?" He was talking about the cookies, taking one and inspecting it while narrowing his eyes. "Is this even... edible? Doesn't look like it comes from a tree or a beast." Sugary products were a luxury back in Alternia. "This looks... strange. And that whipped cream sounds like an eufemism for something else." 10:23:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aranea-serket-nT9dH][color=#005682]ARANEA:[/url][color=#005682] A quiet giggle left her lips when he mentioned whipped cream sounding like a euphemism. "I'm sure there is some individuals would think the same, 8ut I assure you that when I speak of it, I am strictly referring to the food item." She reached into the basket to pull out a container of whipped cream, picking up a larger cookie to spray some onto it in a neat little twirl. "And, yes, these are edi8le. They are made 8y using other ingredients to create something new- and then 8aking them. Which is to say, cooking them in a particular way." Aranea took a bite of the cookie, setting the can down between them in case he wanted to try using it. 10:43:37
♊: Psii watches closely, that whipped cream looked like a cloud and that was interesting. He took the can and opened his mouth to put some on his tongue. The feeling was strange but he swallowed it and... it was delicious. Probably goldbloods tended to have a sweet tooth for a reason: their psionics. At least these types of sugary treats didn't cause disasters. After trying the whipped cream, he took a cookie and dipped in the hot chocolate before taking a bite. It tasted so good, he couldn't believe it. "This is- Amazing-" 10:51:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aranea-serket-nT9dH][color=#005682]ARANEA:[/url][color=#005682] "There is plenty more where that came from, if that sort of thing is to your liking!" She turned for a moment to pull out a jar of honey that she had gotten from some human memories more recently. After spreading a little on a piece of bread, she held it out to him. "Don't worry, this isn't mind honey. I found this in a human memory. It seems they have some similar things as us, 8ut due to humans having such different flora and fauna, the powers exhi8ited 8y many creatures on our planets aren't present in theirs. Humans aren't 8orn with innate powers like many trolls, 8ut they also seem to 8e more-or-less immune to most of our powers, as well." 11:02:28
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((the way my cat just stepped o+n the po+wer butto+n to+ the po+wer strip I have my co+mputer plugged into+ im go+nna blo+w up 11:46:42
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