Sunday 08 September 2024

(Kankri will take any and all opportunities to dunk on Mindfang, it is simply his crab nature 03:21:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] You would think the strilondes would learn from past mistakes, but sometimes they just did in fact not. Especially when it came to hot alien ass, that seemed to be the weakness of these poor humans. Why was everyone cursed to look above average or absolutely hotties. She couldn’t tell you, then again it was subjective to each individual. Enough of that dave has to learn the hard way, plus not her place to judge him even if the serket slightly intimidated the lalonde. Watching as dave forcefully gave mindfang a pastry and caused her to go from big and scary to almost as docile as a sleepy kitten was funny as hell to her, she would however decide to pull her phone out and take some pictures to put in an album later. Her phone was filled with a lot of random photos, some when she was alive and the rest after she had died and wandered the bubbles. Most of which ended up on her laptop or as physical photos in an album she would keep in her captchalogue, this is fine. 03:24:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] as the heat would die down she would write in her current journal about how higher bloods cannot handle capsaicin, adding notes like this shit burns and don’t try it unless you want your mouth to perish. Eventually, She would swap out the journal she’s holding with her shipping scrapbook and scribble in more notes, adding new pages to it for each human and one for mindfang. Putting possible flushfling, roxy getting possible meowrails with kankri and dirk getting a blank slate as she doesn’t know much about him besides the smuppets and robots he was previously working on. She did not need the redmans help if mindfang killed her, it would only anger kurloz and put her on his watchlist. It is nice to have a friend to help out though. [/color] 03:24:07

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( one of our dogs went missing 03:29:53

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( i need to go on a hunt 03:29:59

(( shit 03:30:03

(( be well 03:30:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( B'( 03:30:06

(( we can continue tomorrow if need be 03:30:16

(get going 03:30:26

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(I am here and in love with cats >:v 03:55:18

(( i love all animals 03:57:27

(( but i am considered a cat to most 03:57:40

(:v of course i love every animal imaginable, even the scawy ones i will never touch 03:59:44

(i am not considered anything. Maybe a snake or crow or whatever :V 04:00:06

(>:v a bean burrito 04:06:00

(( you are a crab 04:08:59

(SILENCE :V 04:09:29

(damb there still has to be a grand adventure for the Mystically Awesome Lost Whistle :v 04:11:56

(( exactly 04:14:26

(( that will be the first task 04:14:37

(( they found dirk so it will be whistletime 04:15:04

("why dont you just dream up a new whistle" "why dont a dream up a dildo to shove down your throat, or will you shut the fuck up on your own?" 04:16:58

(( kankri treats his whistle like its his long lost pet 04:20:27

(damn straight, he would do anything for he oG 04:24:18

("Mindfang is the biggest trigger in existence, I require whistle blow- where's my whistle???? whistle? WHISTLE???" 04:38:23

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( SHE HAS BEEN FOUND 04:43:02

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( we literally don't know how this 80 pound dog left the backyard but we think she used her FAT ASS to FORCE the front gate open JUST ENOUGH to slip out. 04:43:34

(( i get that dogs are like the best escape artists even when they are literal fat lards 04:44:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( it's insane tbh 04:45:09

(thank goodness. I was going to fly to your location :wiisportsmatt: 04:47:15

(if I found the dog, it would simply be mine, though. 04:47:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( as long as you keep up with her shots and hip meds 04:48:14

(:v ye. 04:48:43

(( i tend to just exist with animals 04:53:10

(Animals just like me :v it even extends to the arpee. Two cats and a spider? Im really that animal guy fr :v 04:54:43

(( i just realized something 05:05:32

(yeye? 05:05:40

(( dave will absolutely have to make so many pirate jokes after this shit 05:05:47

(( mindfang gonna make him an honorary pirate and then take that shit away the moment he starts making pirate jokes 05:06:48

(lots of booty and scallywagging will be had 05:06:58

(( dave losing pirate privileges within the first minute is so funny 05:07:30

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( oh my god 05:07:59

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( he so would too 05:08:03

("guess that means i get unlimited booty now. That sweet golden derriere loot! Call me [i]Dave[/i]y Jones, cause all my shit's gonna be in a locker." 05:08:49

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( the LAST pirate movie he watched before getting into sburb: Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End 05:09:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( god he only watched the first three movies... 05:09:20

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( omfg kankri 05:09:35

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( what are the odds he can convince mindfang to watch PotC 05:10:05

(( if he tells her it's pirate human history she will watch it 05:10:40

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( this is gonna be so fucking funny that's exactly what he'd do too 05:11:06

(( she knows it's a lie he knows it's a lie but she will watch it because it has 'pirate' in the name 05:11:19

(*hits the jack sparrow run* [color=#088ee8]"Give it back. No, NO. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. Give me your fucking piracy license." 05:11:27

(( mindfang gaining a crush on captain jack sparrow like how vriska got a crush on Nicholas cage 05:12:13

(it is a handsome pirate. Doesnt sweat though. 05:12:40

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( YES--- YES PLEASE 05:12:44

(( it's a hate crush because of how stupid he is 05:12:53

(( LMAO 05:12:55

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( this needs to happen 05:13:15

(( we can do that now while everyone is sleeping and doing fuck all 05:13:42

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( :eyes: 05:13:53

(( because all they are going to do is flirt and eat shit anyway 05:13:56

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( these are facts 05:14:03

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( mindfang: wanna go to my ship rn? dave: sure i dont see why not 05:14:23

(( LMAO 05:14:30

(( she would honestly 05:14:41

("GENTLEMAN! Mark this as the day you nearly... captured the great... CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!" [color=#003a88]"Of course the piece of shit escapes. If it were me, his sexy ass would be in the brig."[/color] [color=#e0001a]"His WHAT?" 05:18:16

((LMAO 05:18:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave would agree actually 05:18:37

(every troll has their human celebrity crush, probably :v 05:20:55

(Aradia's is that one guy (unconfirmed but as far as I care its confirmed >:v) 05:21:22

(( karkat is troll will smith and regular will smith 05:21:53

(precisely :V 05:22:33

(( kankri having a platonic crush on judge judy would be funny 05:22:55

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( im loving this 05:23:42

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( trying to think who Darkleer's celebrity crush would be... 05:23:58

(he just wants to be her Bailiff so bad. Front row seats to the brillianxe and snark 05:24:04

(for a non-platonic crush it would probably be like... uhhhhh 05:25:44

(>:v uhhmmmm 05:25:52

(John Mulaney :v 05:26:07

(NO WAIT >:V 05:26:47

(Hatecrush on Bill Burr :v cause he's the only mf to make Kankri laugh at extremely offensive content to the point of tears 05:27:19

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LMFAO 05:28:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] Of course she was very much serious, keep up redman. This pirate is not worried about the details just yet, they will be fine even when they do get to that point. “That is a fair assessment, I would 8e elated to show you my galleon. If you wish I could show you now, it is not far from this place.” She is definitely just using it as an excuse to get dave alone again, whether it happens now or later she does not care. The purring would cease the moment he teased her about how much she enjoyed the pastry, she would finish chewing what was left and swallow before speaking again. “It was delightful, I assume you enjoy messing with me.” She could care less about the human female taking photos or the olive blood writing things down, her goals were simple at this moment. get drunk with dave and show him around the galleon. 05:30:13

(( small post bc pastry and galleon >:) 05:30:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( bet bet 05:30:56

(( holding a knife in minecraft as i come back and stare menacingly at my bf 05:31:28

(( oops 05:31:30

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(Kankri WILL be writing her a ticket for her illegal parking of a boat >:v... as soon as the vampire stops trying to wring him dry :v 05:35:27

(( she just grabs the ticket and looks him dead in the eyes and eats it 05:36:29

("girl what the FU-" [color=#000a88]"OI, Watch ya fucking mouth. I'm a [i]woman[/i]."[/color] "In age, maybe. As a whole? [i]Barely.[/i]" 05:39:37

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "hey whoa cool it thats not how you talk to a lady" B1 05:41:18

("You're right. So, if you would kindly point me in the direction of one-" [color=#000a88]"Ohooooo... we got a fighter." 05:42:17

(( LMAO 05:43:21

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000] Realistically speaking, is there really a downside to just tagging along? He's asleep, what's the worst that can happen? [/color] "sure. im game. kinda curious anyways, about how your galleon compare to human ones anyhow" [color=#910000]Though, the information he's drawing from is the Pirates trilogy. Her intentions are clear and he's gonna just go along with it for now. Unfortunate his teasing is a little much. Maybe pointing that purring out was a bad idea. He'd shrug at her, shifting to finally bring himself to the ground and stand-- despite his current height, even with the slight boost from his dress shoes-- she's so fucking massive. He has to crane his head to look up at her fucking face. Lord help him.[/color] "glad you liked it. i can make more, with other fillings if you want. mmm, it isnt a well kept secret mindfang, its pretty amusing to fuck with you. you dont seem to hate it though. lead the way to your ship, ladies first" 05:46:46

(fuck yeah David, tame the pirate with baked goods :v 05:47:17

(>:v soften her up so that the KRAB pay topple her over with EASE 05:47:40

(( eventually if dave gives her enough booze she will let him sit on her shoulders while she walks around that would also be funny 05:52:23

(Dave is her beatboxing parrot 05:52:45

(( she looks so angry and pissed and dave sitting on her shoulder making every effort to be a pest 05:53:17

(and then the bane of her existence comes and starts biblically accurately ranting at her :v her afterlife sure is hard 05:55:16

(( girl has no idea dave is only asleep she is just like well he seems interested sure why not 05:57:14

(bro just fades out of existence mid dinner 05:59:58

(( dave goes hold on something is attacking me rn fades out 5 minutes later fades in like sorry about that 06:00:57

(( incoming bloo 06:19:29

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] She honestly had no clue dave was not only alive but also just dreaming, it was never brought up and though she understood some are dead, he was the first ‘living’ thing and human she had met. She chalked it up to the bubbles being just as strange. “At some point you must show me a human galleon.” With a nod, she would start to get up from her spot carefully. She would rather not cause more damage to the structure or the others around her at this moment. Once dave was on the ground and looking up at her, she would glance over at him while he spoke. “L8ter for now we must get to the pir8te rum and whiskey. I do enjoy a good 8anter, though I shall 8e needing to practice again now that I seem to have found a worthy adversary. ” She knew he was messing with her, the marquise was trying to do the same but it did not seem to be hitting the same due to the references she could have never understood to begin with. [br] [br] 06:20:11

[color=#005682]She would start heading towards the entrance of the mansion, the moment she reached a door frame she would duck. Soon she would lead them out of the mansion entrance ducking yet again, once free from the confines of the hive, the marquise would turn towards her galleon and walk over. Once they reached the rope ladder instead of climbing it right away, she would look down at him for a moment. “I understand you can fly, 8ut it may8e a moment for me to get to the top. This is more of a warning.” She would then look over at the rope ladder and start to climb her way up, she was still quite fast doing so but it did take a hot minute before she would make it to the top. Once at the top, she would pull the rope ladder back up out of pure habit. Turning to the strider and looking back at him again. “What interests you most, I can 8ring you anywhere on the ship.” 06:20:13

(:v genkidama 06:20:13

(( habits die hard yknow 06:20:53

(>:v like wut 06:22:22

(( pulling ladder up 06:26:13

(:v grrrr 06:26:59

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(( goodmorning 08:56:46

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(( repost for dave 09:07:27

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♏: Psii couldn't keep balance any longer and he fell down, causing the table to break in half. "5h1-!!" Now he was on the floor, barely conscious, trying to get up. "Why d0 y0u h4v3 70 83 s0 bor1ng... old h4g..." He was going to be grounded for several sweeps. 10:30:54

(( brother about to get his ass beat 10:31:29

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((Disciple taking popcorn 10:35:53

(( she is still kinda high so the popcorn would be so good 10:39:22

(( they all gather to watch psii make an absolute ass of himself 10:41:32

((Dolorosa singing are you ready while dragging Psii's ass to beat him 10:45:29

(( lmao 10:46:17

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] bruh 15:17:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( i posted three times on mobile and ig none of them went through imma fuckin lost it 15:17:58

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(:v zehahaha i suppose you will just have to lose it a 4th time 15:19:00

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000] The bubbles are always strange. He'd nod, telling her he just might show her. Likely through film. B) What a wonderful opportunity to show her some epic ridiculous pirate franchise.[/color] "yeah im cool with that. maybe youll get to my level eventually, exposure is the quickest way to learn"[color=#910000] He's making a few implications in saying so, but won't elaborate further on it. The results will depend on how well this goes. Dave follows closely behind Mindfang as she goes to exit. Feeling the slightest prickle of excitement to see a genuine troll ship of all things. That's pretty rad. [/color] 15:19:20

[color=#910000]When they get to the rope ladder and take pause, he'd give her a nonchalant shrug as if it doesn't bother him. Because it doesn't. Hell, when in Rome... Dave actually climbs up behind her. Totally not staring up at her rump while they climb but who the fuck cares if he does? He's actually able to keep up with her pace too. Having climbed things far more perilous than this in his youth. Once at the top and they're reunited all properly once more he'll answer her question,[/color] "captain's quarters seem a little too early an option... tour of the main deck, then down to see the heavy guns if you guys use cannons? and also, explicit permission to climb those ratlines" [color=#910000] He's of course referring to the rope that function as ladders for crew members. He wants uppies.[/color] 15:19:42

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( computer doesnt let me down at least 15:19:56

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("David, you are banging my brother-" :v 17:05:16

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( gkfdgjkhdfg 17:46:03

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(Gee HEICH BEE 19:56:20

♑: ((good evening 19:57:42

♑: ((don't mind me, just reading all the smut channels cause I'm horny 20:00:09

((it's ok 20:08:57

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( wait theres smut chat 20:12:17

♑: ((ye, go into user list, and the links are d'ere 20:13:18

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ya boi cant read lmfao-- 20:14:25

♑: ((that's okay, most Dave's can't 20:14:40

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( damn he got me there 20:15:05

♑: ((*flexes* damn right I did 20:15:59

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( yooo its reeeeal 20:23:12

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♑: ((don't get lost in the sauce now 20:32:39

((welcome back lmao 20:33:12

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