(( he would be so proud of her if she did that 03:19:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( but he'd also pretend to be a nuke and make the cartoon falling sound on the way 03:19:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( hell yeah 03:20:04
(( the pirate and the prettyboy dynamic is so fun and funny 03:20:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( noticed some of my dialogue isn't color coded im gonna EXPLODE 03:20:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( u n me both bro this shit funny 03:21:10
(now make them play mini-golf :V 03:22:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave destroyed at putt putt 03:24:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( mindfang holding TINY club like "tf am i gonna do with this toothpick" 03:24:58
(( she literally grabs it and it bends and she's like why am i even here 03:25:25
(( she's like barely touching it and it bends shes like wtf kinda bs is this 03:26:01
([color=#000a88]"Screw this." *starts teeing up with a sabre*[/color] [color=#e00001]"Ooookaaaayy okayy lets cool the jets there-"[/color] 03:26:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: to watch me destroy these other chucklefucks and make them cry 03:26:18
(( pulls a cutlass out and starts using it instead 03:27:02
(( ball gets yeeted out of the bubble 03:27:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LMFAO 03:27:25
(she screams eight instead of four 03:49:40
(( LMAO 03:49:56
(( bloo 03:52:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] Who wouldn’t be ecstatic to get a tour from such a infamous pirate like herself, he does not have to know about that part yet. “You know nothing of 8eing spoiled yet. After I am done with you, you may never want to leave." That wasn’t a threat, it was a promise. Not having to use her powers and actually enjoying herself was usually foreign so watching dave have a great time just fueled her need to show him more of her old world. [br] [br] Not caring at all that dave is staring directly at her fangs, if he asked her to touch them. She might allow it but he’d have to be careful as they are just as sharp as they look. “Quite the 8loodpusher rush. A8solutely.” The serkets' attention went on daves smile. It was actually eye catching especially for someone in such a goofy outfit at least to her it was a goofy getup. “It would 8e a treat to see how you do with such weaponry.” when the strider gestured to be picked up yet again, she would oblige. [br] [br] 03:53:18
[color=#005682]Gently picking him up like last time and setting him on her shoulder yet again, the moment he starts squawking was a bit surprising. “Must you play the part of the annoying squawk8east. Lest i get upset and put it down.” This was her way of telling him to stop being annoying without a full threat attached, she would start moving her way back up to the outside world on the main deck. Making her way over to the main mast shrouds, stopping before them. Picking him back up and setting him down once more. “You asked permission to clim8 the shroud, we shall. Let’s make our way up to the crows nest.” a smirk on her face would appear without hesitation she would grab onto the main shroud and start scaling it, the marquise had a lot of practice and was much faster than on the rope ladder. She knew dave wouldn’t be far behind, in fact if he made it up there before her she wouldn’t be all that shocked either. Once in the crows nest, she would pull out a periscope then hold it out for dave. “It can 8e lovely up here under the moonlight. Sadly it is during daylight hours at the moment.” 03:53:20
(( dave getting to do all the fun stuff lmao 03:53:41
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i sleep so+o+n 04:09:07
(( paps you 04:11:02
(( porrim making life a living hell for cronus and kankri bc they gonna have to fight about this eventually 04:16:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((fight o+ver po+rrim o+r- 04:16:43
(( LMAO 04:16:54
(( porrim trying to have two whole boyfriends 04:17:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( >B0 i gotta get up early so i must ninis but ill respond tomorrow! 04:18:02
(( both are unhappy with this decision 04:18:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((gnnn 04:18:06
(( nini 04:18:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i mean she hasnt co+nfessed any feelings to+wards cro+nus 💀 04:18:24
(( fair lmao 04:18:38
(( cronus is like noooo he stole my bitch D: 04:18:54
(( sobs in corner 04:19:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOO 04:19:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((meanwhile kankri actively trying to+ deal w an entire flo+ck o+f ladies fr 04:19:41
(( meulin and kurloz staring at kankri with ungodly intent 04:20:10
(( cronus is never getting a date now he blows up 04:20:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOOO 04:20:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((aradia might go+ o+n a date w him if he asks 04:21:05
(( true 04:21:09
(( aradia going for seadwealler ass is funny tbh 04:21:48
(( she's like wow i can't believe you're even looking in my direction without culling me wtf 04:22:15
(( cronus is like pls go on a date 04:22:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOO 04:22:27
(( i swear i'll be good 04:22:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((cro+nus asks her o+n a date and shes go+nna be in a state o+f sho+ck like wait u do+nt want me to+ die in a ho+le 04:22:46
(( him feeling bad for killing her twice and going no i think your actually cute 04:23:22
(( he's like you wouldn't rip my bulge off like damara 04:23:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((shes go+nna end up wearing little co+stumes and shit 04:25:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((go+nna have a co+stume party and make him wear matching co+stumes w her 04:25:18
(( cronus feeling stupid as fuck but he's like this is worth it 04:25:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((its funny bc I feel like lo+wkey she is no+ less crazy than damara 04:26:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((just in her o+wn weird way 04:26:30
(( yea lmao 04:27:03
(( girl could kill him with her powers if she wanted to 04:27:53
(( he would literally have no way of escape 04:28:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i mean she practically killed vriska 💀💀 04:28:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((and she also+ likes to+ watch destructio+n so+metimes 04:28:52
(( girl staring into his soul like if you do not do this for me i will split you in half and cronus is like idk whether to be scared or turned on help 04:29:48
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((wait till she whips o+ut the human maid unifo+rm fr 04:31:39
(ah hell nah jigsaw you tweaking- 04:32:27
(( LMAO 04:33:16
(( cronus getting a nosebleed like oh no help me 04:33:43
(all these ladies... and Kankri says "call me Scarlet Wizard" and proposes to Aradiabot, that shit would be DISASTROUS. The kill count would be bananas 04:35:05
(( cronus would kill him just for making a wizard jok 04:36:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOOO 04:36:37
(:v you see its a Marvel reference to when- 04:36:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((no+t fucking aradiabo+t lmAO 04:36:44
(( of all the fucking trolls its aradiabot meulin just looking over and tearing her head off again 04:37:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((meulin abt to+ have a who+le swarm o+f aradiabo+ts sho+w up fr 04:37:30
(( she would rip them all apart and become covered in bl00 bl00d like that one scene in power puff girls with bubbles 04:38:27
("MY WIFE-" [color=green]"She tried to kill you, she stepping on my blackrom turf." 04:38:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((what fucking scene 😭😭 04:38:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOOO 04:38:50
(([url=https://imgur.com/a/aradiabot-VEVYWZY][color=#000056]ARADIABOT:[/url][color=#000056] "and i w0uld be fully receptive t0 it either way" 04:39:12
/(( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBPiMHkgx8]look at the end[/url] 04:39:39
(( meulin just like oh wait sorry about that 04:39:58
(( after and goes over and punches kankri in the gut 04:40:11
(( just to be sure 04:40:17
(( 'my bad have a happy marriage' punches the groom in the gut and leaves to go bang kurloz 04:40:55
(smh, too many troubles 04:42:33
(bro is gonna use roxy's lap like a pillow and cry in it face down 04:52:00
(( she would absolutely just give him headpats and let him cry it out lmao 04:52:52
(bro is in shambles "i cant feel my lower half, protect me" [color=#ee0078]"of course bab-" *sees his opps* "...Nah, you got it."[/color] 04:54:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((go+th mo+mmy po+rrim walks in fr 04:54:52
(( LMAO 04:55:37
(( shes like rocket popsicle >? 04:56:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((she wants a different kind o+f ro+cket po+psicle than what ro+xy is thinking 04:56:36
(( roxy just goin kankri isn't in today he's fuckin dead sorry goth mommy 04:57:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((my cat just kno+cked o+ver the litter bo+x gn 04:58:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ill brb 04:58:36
([color=#00a86b]"Actually yes I would love one! But I must say I prefer... [i][u]cherry.[/u][/i]" [br][url=https://youtu.be/_4oRbWv0veA?si=K9YtrUIx6yxLp4CA]Kankri scream whispering to Roxy:[/url] 04:59:13
(( she is like oh i have those too and pulls out a cherry rocket pop 05:01:05
(a true moirail, keeping him safe from his admirers uvu 05:01:35
(( lmao 05:01:52
(she tries to help him pick one but her Latula bias skews the voting process >:v 05:02:56
(( roxy goin brother that bitch is married tho 05:03:42
("THATS WHAT I TOLD H E R! SHE'S TALKING CRAYZEE" 05:04:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAO 05:17:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((tbf latula isnt trying to+ actually get with him in an o+fficial quadrant 05:17:50
(> -> oh nah, she's trying to confine him to that room, he needs his legs <:u 05:18:34
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((o+k I am go+ing to+ bed I will see u all to+mo+rro+w o+7 05:27:55
(:v mayhaps, mayhaps not >:v just sleeb well 05:28:35
(ùvú 05:29:07
(much needed rest is needed for the crab :V 05:34:18
(( sleeb is for the weak 05:35:42
(( eats icecream 05:35:48
(what kind >:v 05:38:30
(( mint chocolate still 05:38:45
(*cartoonishly large spoon* :V gib 05:40:22
(( mine 05:49:32
(>:U 05:51:14
(always soooooo mean to me <:v 05:52:58
(( gives you a single cheez it 05:54:52
(>:v grm 05:55:25
(:v I suppose Cronus can REGAIN crab privileges in a controlled environment 05:56:00
(( YAY 05:57:41
(>:u do not YIPPEE just yet, he is still the angery at the fish 05:58:35
(( yipppeeee 06:00:36
(just bloodhounds the fish out and is like "what the FUCK did you want." 06:01:25
(left his as on Seen for 40 days and 40 nights 06:01:50
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(i am hitting that hay for WORQUE tomorr0w :v 06:40:09
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(Forgot to say GOOD KNIGHTIO >:V okay LATER 07:05:50
(( go to bed 07:05:55
(Hatman started choking me out, i had to say good night ûvû 07:06:29
(( fair goodnite 07:07:17
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("David, you are banging my arch nemesis-" :V 17:42:28
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((go+o+d evening 20:53:20
((evening 20:55:42
[color=#008141]♍: "Oh I'm [i]lovely.[/i]" She picked up a cup of water and held it out towards him. "I'll have you know that you were extremely ill mannered and you will [i]not[/i] be leaving my sight anytime soon." 20:56:06
♊: Psii opened his eyes wide and carefully held the cup of water with his trembling hands. He was so scared Dolorosa could smell the fear. "I-I'm fine now, there's no need to do that... really. I'm not a child anymore and you have other things to do, I bet." 20:59:32
[color=#008141]♍: "Nothing more important than making sure you are presenting yourself as an upstanding individual. You almost injured yourself and broke a table. Not to mention how you could have injured somebody else in such a state." She picked up a cup of tea, taking a sip. Somehow, how calm she was probably just made it even more frightening. 21:01:13
♊: "I-i'm not drunk now, you don't have to worry about that, really. I do not need a grubsitter..." He was really insisting in being alone, probably because he feared how calm Dolorosa was. "I'm sure you have more important things to do than making sure I behave-" 21:05:09
[color=#008141]♍: "Absolutely not." She shot him a look, her grip on the cup of tea tightening almost enough to crack it. "Who knows what sort of trouble you could get into? What if you decide to indulge yourself that heavily again? Until you have [i]proved[/i] I don't need to worry, I will not be going anywhere." 21:06:35
♊: "B-But that was just ONE time, come on don't be so strict about it... I wasn't behaving that bad while I was drunk." He forgot what happened several hours ago. "Besides, I'm not your grub. Signless is, why don't you go bother him?" 21:10:17
[color=#008141]♍: "Are you implying you are less important to me than Signless? How do you think he would feel if I allowed his best friend to cause trouble for himself and others?" She angled her gaze towards him, eyes narrowed. "This [i]old hag[/i] will be bothering you as much as she wants to." 21:12:27
♊: "U-Uhh..." He tensed up, clearly feeling ashamed of himself. Psii looked down. "You are a terrifying woman..." Psii muttered to himself. 21:14:00
[color=#008141]♍: "I'll take that as a compliment." Her attention went back to her tea, taking another sip. "Now drink your water." 21:15:00
♊: Psii slowly drank his water, sighing after stopping. "I'd like to feel a bit lonely for once, this is too overwhelming for me. I was just trying to cope with the ship I saw in the beach..." 21:19:47
[color=#008141]♍: A quiet sigh left her lips, leaning her body forward to set her cup of tea down on the coffee table. She reached over to gently rub his shoulder. "I know you have been through some very rough things. I just don't want you to cause yourself more pain and damages in an attempt to cope with it. At the very least, use some moderation with these sorts of things." 21:21:47
♊: "It just felt good... I wanted to feel like I was flying without my powers. I don't think you can understand that, we didn't live the same experiences. You don't have to stay here and take care of me, it feels like you are treating me in a grubish way, don't you think?" 21:34:03
[color=#008141]♍: She closed her eyes for a moment, removing her hand from his shoulder as she took a deep breath. "You're right. I don't think I can understand it, either. I just..." Dolorosa just didn't want to fail in her duties as a caretaker again. Her voice trailed off as she let out a quiet sigh and pushed herself to her feet. "Fine. I'll leave." 21:37:15
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(ō_ō alright, lets geddit 21:55:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((drags yo+u back to+ the depths o+f hell 21:57:18
(:v... >:v nah... >:V IM DRAGGING [i]Y O U[/i] 21:58:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((wanna bet cracks knuckles 21:59:14
(:V ofc i am sure. I am a god of war SPECIALIST. That Circle appears over EVERYTHING 22:00:17
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(David you are banging my daughter :v 22:03:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( you're gonna say that every time i pull up huh? 22:04:06
(maybe, maybe just 85 times 22:06:30
♊: "I know you want to help... but I am not a grub anymore. I know you still think of me as the malnourished kid you found one day, but now I'm just malnourished. I can't change how old I grew, I'm probably older than you, it's strange you want to take care of me like a child." 22:07:04
[color=#008141]♍: "That's not true, I don't just think of you as a kid. I just... I hate the thought of abandoning you again. I don't care how much older you may have grown than me, you are still important to me and I want to make sure I keep you safe this time. That's all." 22:25:30
♊: "I can be safe, drinking some mead won't double-kill me, also I don't think you really have to keep me safe when we are already dead. How can you even... kill a ghost? You worry too much. It's not like we are going to face the same challenges we did back in Alternia. I will not get helmed, you won't need to see that spiderbitch or the orphaner ever again." 22:30:43
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(Chat, he doesnt know :v 22:42:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LOL 22:44:14
(*craccs necc* time for Kankri to make his GREAT CRABSCAPE >:V 22:44:48
(crabscaping backwards :v 22:48:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( red incoming B) 22:50:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000]Yeah he doesn't know too much about her infamous stuff, not like he was close to that half of the scourge duo, only whatever TZ told him. He'd have fixed her with a surprised look for a moment but says nothing. Not wanting to put too much stock in her statement. Mostly for his own sake. He can totally understand the want to share stuff about her old world, similarly to how he'd share his old world outdated bullshit to whoever has ears. From a version of reality that doesn't exist anymore.[/color] 22:50:58
[color=#910000]Touching fangs on the first date? Scandalous. Someday, she'll understand that suits are cool.[/color] "Think I'd fare pretty decently with it." 22:51:02
[color=#910000]He's kinda chill with being on the cerulean's shoulder but it's sad he can't play the bird role. B( Damn.[/color] "fine, ill spare you the avian backtrack" [color=#910000]If only to further the tour. And keep his perch privileges. He can finally do another thing he'd daydreamed about doing once upon a time. Dave would've shot the cerulean a challenging smirk,[/color] "race you to the top" [color=#910000]Is all that follows, before he goes on to climbing and racing against the clock. She has the muscle memory on him for the type of climbing this requires, but he's got the ridiculous speed. His self imposed challenge probably won't be taken seriously by the Serket. But they both know it wasn't meant to be. He beats her to the top-- but only barely. Once there, he's going to climb into the rows nest and observe just how tall up they are. Far above the ground. It's pretty chill up here, he thinks. Still. Lax.[/color] 22:51:12
"oh word? really?" [color=#910000] The periscope is plucked from her hands eagerly and he'll set himself on one side of the nest to aim it at the damage he'd caused to the mountain. Aw yeah look at that badboy, still smoking with a crater in it. Hehehe. He laughs just like that too. Giddy as fuck before turning to scope out everything else.[/color] "shoot its still a nice view from up here-- you can see so much of the bubble actually. reminds me of ho--" [color=#910000] He pauses. Lips pulling to almost frown but doesn't. Conflict is clear on his face before he shoves it down and resumes a neutral expression, handing Mindfang the periscope once more.[/color] "looks great though, i think i could live up here or camp out for shits and giggles" 22:51:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ok its safe to proceed 22:51:36
(challenging ME to a red off? *equips red* 22:51:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( look man reality will be fine with a couple of sexy red dudes existing at once its not gonna tear the fabric of time and space 22:56:13