(( KANKRI STOP LMFAO 08:57:50
(( it keeps trying to go inbetween all of it 08:57:55
(( LOL 08:58:02
(( my bulge in your alien orifice. > he blushes 08:58:27
(( im crying 08:58:34
(I imagine Darkleer sounds out Orifice to the maximum 08:58:37
(Extra ass syllables 08:58:51
(( it can't fucking deal with the amount of stuff 08:58:53
(( please stop saying orfice it can't help goig to the fucking mouth parts 08:59:26
(the WHAT 08:59:55
(( it keeps emphasizing the gayest parts 09:00:16
(( Darkleer can't help going to the mouth parts either 09:00:16
(( help 09:00:23
(( AS IT SHOULD 09:00:24
(so that is the hole it prefers, does it know that it is not the best one? 09:00:31
(( no but it finally stopped 09:00:47
(( A hole's a hole, it there's a hole there's a goal. 09:00:50
(( im laughing so loud 09:00:51
(( i am wheezing 09:00:59
(( *if 09:01:01
(( i do not want to know how it tries to articulate smut 09:01:20
(( that would actually cause my death 09:01:32
(( B) I'm about to get started on that 09:01:50
(it's like my great uncle vantas said "With Great Cra66iness, C9mes Great 6IG 699TY 6ITCHES" 09:01:55
(( please i beg you let me turn it off first 09:02:14
(( my lungs 09:02:17
(( they need help 09:02:27
(Nah, you are sentenced to 3 hours of TTS 09:02:30
(( but mom said i was free to go 09:02:38
(7 FOOT VRISKA WHAT THE FUCK 09:02:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((thats what I was saying bro+ 09:03:05
(( roxy: mmm tall 09:03:06
(Wrap it up, we got a tarantula problem 09:03:15
(( mindfang over here 8'8 09:03:17
(( >::::I she's a growing lady!!!!!!!! 09:03:20
("lady" dont fucking lie to me 09:03:38
(she is an elite piece of SHIT >:U I can tell 09:03:59
(( that vriska is as tall as kurloz i think 09:04:13
(( vriska: you're right with the way i sling my 8ulge i'm no lady-- 09:04:27
(the die has been cast, she will know justice >:v the crab will snip at her 09:04:31
(( meulin looking inbetween vriska and kurloz and starts sweating profusely 09:04:59
(( vriska: the cra8 can try 8ut it won't work >:::;) 09:05:20
(( LOL MEULIN 09:05:30
([color=green]"I'm gonna get piledrived-"[/color] "STOP." 09:05:55
(( LMAO 09:06:01
(( meulin technically never left the main room 09:06:29
(( Vriska: Look at all these asses to pillage and plunder I'm gonna make my ancestor proud. 09:06:40
(( so she is just sitting there on the floor in the corner watching bolt 09:06:41
(( with no context 09:06:53
(( mindfang is like oh yea i am fucking proud 09:07:05
(( Vriska turning around to see Mindfang and going >::::O !!!!!!!! 09:07:32
([url=https://youtu.be/WOCntkuIXds?si=VZMrt2Z-WAV4drqp]Kankri trying to escape the spider carnage, but also having the impulse to yap them into the ground:[/url] 09:07:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] "I guess you could say that. Probably not in the way that you're thinking, though." He was a prince, but his station as a prince was much more complicated than simply being 'royalty.' It wasn't as though he was actually part of a ruling family or anything. Granted, Dirk probably wouldn't be bad at that sort of thing. He wouldn't want to lead an entire civilization, though. That shit sounds way too stressful.[br] [br] That will not be repeated anytime soon. It's better if Darkleer doesn't notice the advances so soon, anyway. Dirk hasn't had enough time to fully mentally or emotionally prepare himself for alien romance. He was used to taking this sort of thing pretty slow. Until a certain amount of progress was made, and then he had the habit of rushing in.[br] [br] 09:07:55
[color=#F2A400]Seeing him drink almost the entire bottle in one swig was a little shocking. Yeah, that carbonation was definitely gonna hit hard. Aaaand... There it was. Dirk nearly jumped from the volume of Darkleer's burp. "Damn, good one." A lopsided smile tugged at his lips as a soft chuckle left him, picking up another bottle of orange soda to take a sip, as well. Obviously not drinking nearly as much as Darkleer had, so he didn't really have to deal with the adverse effects right away.[br] [br] "Dude, yeah. It's practically the only thing I drink, honestly. The bubbles are from carbonation. There's actually a lot of different kinds of soda like this, but I usually stick to orange. Kind of my thing, I guess." The faint smile lingered on his own lips as he closed his own bottle of soda and set it down, picking up a bowl of Cool Ranch Doritos. "Check these out, too. These go well with soda. They're like, basically a match made in heaven." 09:07:56
(( lmao mindfang cant talk right now shes about to have dave forearm deep in her sorry vriska 09:08:59
(( SOON ANYWAY AFTER IT READ OUT MY POST 09:09:24
(( im crying 09:09:30
(( Vriska: Understood, of course-- w8 did you say DAVE?! 09:09:55
(( i need to turn tts off before i kill myself 09:09:59
(( yes 09:10:03
(( Vriska: DAVE STRIDER IS FUCKING [i]MY[/i] ANCESTOR? 09:10:33
(( correct 09:10:41
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( David: B) yeah buddy and it was awesome 09:10:49
(( LMAO 09:10:54
(( he now has pirate privileges 09:11:16
(:v david said "i am tall enough for this ride" and Mindfang said "not really m8y, 8uuuuuuut you are red and 8old, I like." 09:11:20
(( LMAO 09:11:30
(( she really did though 09:11:41
(( it was like i like the sassy red man and his pastrys 09:11:59
(( David: my sheer human audacity coupled with the charming tism gets me onto any ride i want vriska it just cant be helped 09:12:08
(( LMAO 09:12:15
(( the tism rizz 09:12:22
(( Vriska: I'm going to fucking aggressively noogie you, you preening 8astard. 09:12:57
("sure i cried a lil when i killed her with a pot of mac n cheese, but who hasn't done that to their one night stand before? I'm pretty average all things considered." 09:13:04
(( LMAO 09:13:09
(( LOL 09:13:13
(( i did not turn tts off 09:13:23
(( Vriska: YOU DID WHAT???????? 09:13:25
(( i am laughing 09:13:28
(( mindfang is like i think i might keep him more than just a one night stand he is going to be my permanent booty call 09:14:05
(( David: totally on accident tho but i still got giant alien ass anyways so it all worked out in the end 09:14:07
(( David: oh hell yeah 09:14:21
(( Vriska CANNOT 8ELIEVE her fucking ears right now. 09:14:35
(( LMAO 09:14:41
(( dave fucked her so good she cant go back 09:15:29
(( its the law now 09:15:42
(( David: im simply THAT iconic it cant be helped 09:16:01
(Genuine Vitamin D, it is absurd 09:16:15
(( Vriska, about to shake the human like a palm tree. 09:16:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((which tro+ll gets to+ sleep with david next find o+ut next time o+n dbz 09:16:29
(( LMFAO 09:16:34
(( LMAO 09:16:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((guys do+es anyo+ne want co+ndy 09:16:49
((i need to turn off tts now 09:17:00
(( i will 09:17:03
(( LOL 09:17:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((co+ndeez nuts 09:17:06
(( fuck you 09:17:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAO 09:17:17
(( it actually went through 09:17:21
(( as i turned it off 09:17:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((AHSHA 09:17:26
(( ok now i can reply to poor kankri 09:17:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((aradia replied also+ 09:17:44
(( yes 09:17:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] The walls... They are watching. 09:18:20
(( kurloz and meulin watching bolt for no reason 09:19:03
(( lmao 09:19:09
(( he's just in the wall behind her 09:19:19
(( also aradia girl you gonna finna die if you keep trynna get him to fuck u like that pls 09:19:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((fo+urth times the charm 09:20:10
(demonic work 09:20:18
(( Vriska: I knew she was a freak in 8ed. 09:20:35
("I am turning the vows back on-" [color=#00a86b]*grips him up by the neck* "I think the fuck not, you trifling bitch." 09:21:20
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( darkleer thinking about risking it all for some strange alien cheeks 09:22:30
(its over, he is caught up. Dirk is gonna bend down to pick something up and his glasses are gonna light up like "Orifice presented" 09:24:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOOO 09:24:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She was happy to give kankri any type of information he wanted, even if it was stupid or weird. She was right not to put a human romcom on; it seemed he was not interested in watching something that could be considered out of his comfort zone. “all good thats why i decided 2 choose somethin g instead” anything rated g is usually safe in her eyes plus its a fun movie. When she got comfy on the couch she would dream up some snacks. “ur correct on both we have plenty of animal talkin movies with action and adventure humans love our pets even if they dont actually talk or can walk we do also have anthros but i think dave or jade would be the better ones to actually talk about that stuff.” she would offer him a snack. It was in fact popcorn. 09:28:38
(( mindfang is like yea turns out dave is my kind of freak 09:29:22
(( :) 09:29:25
(( dw as long as someone occupies mindfang dave can fuck the vampire he will just have to make up for the fact the pirate will be a little mad 09:30:37
(( she is a tad possessive 09:30:59
(Dave trying to find someone to do him a solid: "cmon bro please, I have so many bitches i need to entertain with my tism, you don't understand the predicament my boyish charm has on the alien ladies man" 09:32:05
(( LMAO 09:32:17
(( mindfang hangs out with darkleer for a bit while dave gets with porrim and mindfang is like wtf that is my human and dave just gives her a pastry and she just eats it and pouts 09:33:23
(( nobody can figure out how dave of all people is keeping the tall aggressive serket docile with pastrys 09:34:13
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri did not have many more questions. Well, actually he did, but he wasn't about to ask what 'G' Rating meant simply because he did not wish to derail from the fact that Roxy was still talking. He has no idea who she is talking about. Has he met either Dave or Jade? He does not remember. There was another human before the Dirk one that was recently discovered, but forgive Kankri for not recalling who it was; he was under mental duress and was then forced to a high that wiped many portions of that night for him after consuming said intoxicating cookie. "Then I supp9se this sh9uld 6e a servicea6le watch." He would not take any popcorn for the time being, but maybe later down the line he would. 09:41:27
(the beetle juice fanta was... it was beetle juice fanta'ing 09:42:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] the last thing this girl did was eat spicy mac n cheese and then drank a glass of milk, she was now quietly watching the bolt movie in the background against the wall. She has no clue what is going on but it seemed fun. [/color] 09:51:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] He did meet dave briefly for a little bit, but she guesses he doesn’t remember or did not realize he saw him. That's fine by her they can be introduced later anyway, she would have offered to tell him what it meant but he might have not liked the fact it was for children who weren't allowed to watch movies with curse words or extra spice in the pg rated movies. That will be for another time. If she had remembered meulin was in with them she would have put on subtitles but alas she had no clue as meulin was in the corner. “mhm i have plenty of other movies i can also show u if u like this kind of stuff.” she was trying to keep quiet so as to not be obnoxious over the movies. Grabbing a hand full of popcorn to eat as he declined the offer. 09:56:25
(( meulin watching a movie against a wall [br] [br]kurloz is behind the wall watching everyone and the movie 09:57:03
(( this is how relationships work right 09:57:23
(( LMFAO 10:03:57
(( im about to post red im so sorry in advance bliss 10:04:18
(( no don't be 10:06:49
(( cool, posted 10:10:35
(( we both over here be writing as much as possible like we are being held at gun point 10:11:30
(( i love it 10:11:33
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LOOK-- 10:11:43
(( :pensive: it is what it be 10:12:01
(( lmao nah i love this shit 10:12:23
(( B) 10:12:35
(( i just realized how deranged just putting onlyyay in ooc after a large smut post is 10:16:47
(( i need to stop doing this to myself 10:17:06
(( justified behavior tbh 10:36:37
(( had to let the horde of dogs out i return 10:37:03
(( B100 incoming 10:41:30
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] Attempting to take things slow, yet the Strider-bound Freudian slips are going to test the limits. That's quite alright though. Darkleer doesn't call it out and wasn't planning on it anytime soon. So Dirk can rest easy. That burp had enough reverb it feels like you're standing in front of the speaker at a concert. It's pretty intense. The small praise is confusing. But he takes it nonetheless. Side eyeing the expression the human wears and his ears flutter lightly in seeing that smile and hearing him chuckle. [br] [br] Listening to the explanation the highblood nods, emitting a faint hum. Human beings are a rather curious bunch. "I see. This is unexpected but quite amusing to drink. The flavor itself is also very, very pleasant." Darkleer places the almost empty bottle down onto the table for now and turns his attention towards the bowl of 'Doritos' the Prince picks up. 10:41:51
[br]His ears flick with interest, emitting a low hum in his throat and leaning towards both the bowl and the human. Gaze down on the small triangle shaped mystery snack. "... hmmm. I will choose to trust your judgment Dirk. You've yet to lead me astray." So, with that, he'll very carefully pluck one chip out of the pile. It's so tiny in his hand. Like Shaq holding a normal sized water bottle. Just a little triangle. He'll give it a sniff, decide it smells fine and then pop it into his mouth to taste. Immediately there's a surprised VERY horse-like snort. Smacking his lips twice to assess the taste further before turning to Dirk and firmly, STRONGLY saying, "Another!" This dude is Thor coded. But he'll wait for permission before grabbing more. Or just taking the bowl, if Dirk hands it to him. 10:41:58
(( B) 10:42:08
(( darkleer can now be tamed with cool ranch doritos 10:51:16
(( LOL 10:52:44
(( we have a serket who was tamed with apple pie and pastrys and a darkleer who was tamed with doritos and orange soda 10:53:29
(( the striders are winning today 10:53:36
(( Darkleer: these human snacks are incredible Mindfang: I know, 8ut that's also how my human trapped me. Darkleer: Wot----- 10:54:06
(( LMAO 10:54:12
(( luring a horse and taming it with food, respect and affection is crazy 10:55:02
(( mindfang: the other day i got mad at dave and he had the audacity to push an apple flavored cake into my mouth and i started purring 10:55:22
(( mindfang: how was your week 10:55:38
(( LOL 11:03:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((o+k im go+nna lay do+wn my brain is no+t braining 11:06:19
(( goodnight 11:06:42
(( o7 11:19:33
(( your ass is grass and im gonna mow it 11:20:13
(( :) 11:20:19
(( the intrusive thoughts are winning im sorry 11:20:50
(( LOL 11:21:33
(( "the voices are winning" 11:21:46
(( fr they are 11:21:56
(( i also use to just randomly say that all the time to be fair 11:25:01
(( its all good g 11:32:49
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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( JUST FOR THAT I'M GONNA USE THE SPIDER 23:26:35
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( YOU DON'T RULE THIS LAND 23:26:44
(>:U YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE C R A B 23:28:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] It isn't much of a challenge. 23:30:39
(silence >:u 23:30:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] I know it's just your envy talking. Not that I can 8lame you. So I'll forgive you just this once. 23:32:14