(( he also called me a femcel after consistently calling himself an incel but the moment i said he was he got mad at me and kept telling me he had 20+ body count 14:49:10
(( jfc 14:49:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bro+ called me an incel to+o+ and insisted I was o+ne 14:49:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((and I was bro+ther I do+ no+t asso+ciate w tho+se peo+ple 14:49:48
(( oh also the whole convo started because he was sad he couldn't rp and i kept telling him i can't force people to rp with you 14:50:11
(( he also called cronus and kankri chads unironically 14:50:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((unlike SOME PEOPLE I actually reco+gnize wo+men as humans and no+t o+bjects fo+r pleasure 14:50:24
(( shit was wild 14:50:27
(( ??? just RP??? tf? 14:50:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bro+ did no+t understand being aggressive in o+o+c and in character deters peo+ple 14:50:53
(( he actually 100% said he was jealous of cronus getting more bitches than his signless 14:50:57
(( woman are people too what a revolutionary thought-- my fucking god what is wrong with him 14:51:12
(( as he was actively asking me to fuck him with mindfang 14:51:20
(( which is funny 14:51:24
(( bruh lmfaooo 14:51:31
(( he was like i want passionate fucking but i also want a whore sad face 14:51:44
(( couldn't pick a lane 14:51:49
(( just be chill bro it aint that serious goddamn 14:51:52
(( ikr 14:51:55
(( tbh i think its funny bc now his bitch is bein fucked better by someone else anyway 14:52:13
(( and he can't say anything 14:52:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((lmao+ 14:52:26
(( look bro you can come in and watch but you can't have shit in my house 14:52:42
(( :) 14:52:45
(( bc i will get steve boi in here to delete you 14:53:04
(( actually fucking hilarious 14:53:10
(( ikr 14:53:19
(( but yea when db2 comes out he wont be able to ban evade 14:54:02
(( bc you need an account 14:54:07
(( big hype for when it drops 14:54:33
(( ikr i know its got functionality to an extent rn 14:54:52
(( so hopefully in the next couple of months 14:55:01
(( B) fuck yeah 14:55:12
(( how am i still able to barely type 14:55:14
(( jesus take the wheel fr please 14:55:26
(( idk im willing to wait longer if it means we get a good, stable site to use again 14:55:34
(( bro go SLEEP AAAA 14:55:40
(( i will and then when i wake up i'll cook 14:56:05
(( rubs hands together like a villain 14:56:16
(( word 14:57:13
(( alright thank u for the delicious food will cook for u later gonna go pass tf out now 14:57:48
(( o7 10-4 14:58:01
(( to have darkleer nervously troll Dirk or nah... :thinkies: 14:59:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((mashes them to+gether like ken do+lls 15:06:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((im gaming so+ any respo+nses might be slo+w 15:06:24
(( fdkjdfs LOL-- yeah that's fine w/ me i'mma type a lil something up 15:19:58
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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] Darkleer had been peering at the inside of his shades for the better half of what feels like hours after having left Dirk's workshop. After running the new program and testing the AI's capabilities he'd found nothing thus far of note. Yet he opens up the Trollian application and stares at the human's handle for a good while. Nervousness along with his ever crippling self doubt crept its way into his thinkpan and it had been that way since. Questioning why he'd allowed himself to get so swept up in the moment. Where did his self control go? This wasn't even a question about dignity or status. At this point, he held no real right to view things in that light anymore. The fact the other was an alien didn't even cross his mind as something of an issue in that regard. But he does question just how easily he'd let himself say whatever was on his mind on whim. It's like the words just leapt out of him. Perhaps the loneliness is finally making him crack, for he foolishly caves again and messages the human.[br] [br] -- centesimalToreutics [CT] began trolling timaeusTestified [TT] -- [br] [br][CT: -+-> Hello Dirk, I do hope this message does not come at a bad time. But I wished to speak with you.] 16:25:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Dirk just got done monitoring Brobot after his reset to ensure nothing had gone wrong. From the looks of its movement, everything seemed to be back to normal. He'd just have to wait and see if Roxy sent him another message... His thoughts were interrupted by the sound of his Trollian recieving a message. There was a bit of a pause as he read over the message, perhaps a dozen times, before finally responding.[br] [br] -- timaeusTestified [TT] is now online. -- [br] [TT: Message received. Your timing is impeccable, I don't have anything important to attend to right now.][br][TT: Lay it on me.] 16:31:52
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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( kankri just got beat that badly goddamn 16:38:45
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( redbro no... ;-; 16:38:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAO 16:39:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((inb4 Darkleer sees Bro+bo+t at so+me po+int 16:39:08
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( darkleer: ......... fuck. 16:39:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOO 16:40:04
(*sits up like the undertaker* they tried to claim me on my day off 16:40:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAOOO 16:40:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((hello+ 16:40:34
(:v yosha 16:41:04
(what is the HAPPS 16:41:18
(>:V I SAID WHAT ARE THE HAPPS *equips bat* 16:50:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((im jamming 16:50:39
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] The highblood wasn't quite expecting a response so soon. But he's both pleasantly surprised and mortified all at once by the noise from his shades that he'd gotten a message back. His nerves were bad before. Now that he's taken the center stage it feels as though he may begin to sweat. It's a good thing he doesn't have to type with his trembling palms. [br] [br][CT: -+-> Ah, that is truly wonderful to hear. I'd meant to inquire about what had transpired, you see.][br][CT: -+-> Was I stampeding all over your boundaries? I wanted to assure you that I by no means had any intention of bringing discomfort upon you by my earlier actions if that is the case.][br][CT: -+-> You are allowed to be honest with me, Dirk. I marely wish to be mindful of any cultural or social discrepancies for your comfort. For there to be no ill b100d.][br] [br]... he's using horse motifs. Seems this is constant amongst all Zahhaks. 8) 16:52:16
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( im big chillin 16:52:25
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(Not good enough *wraps barbed wire around the bat* 16:54:02
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( bro please dont negan me 16:55:04
(THEN WHAT IS THE HAPPS >:V 16:55:51
(( playing FFXIV and by playing I mean standing around a major city as a bard and using my keyboard to play instruments ingame 16:56:46
(:v ohoooo SG Big Band vibes 16:58:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Alright, the horse puns were a little charming, in their own way. Almost makes him want to make a sequel to that really morbid book edit he gifted Jane as a gag, just for nostalgia's sake. He leaned back in his chair, tapping his fingers on his desk for a moment as he responded.[br] [br][TT: It'd take a lot more than that to step on my toes, dude.][br][TT: Besides, I can't say I'm entirely too knowledgeable about your culture, in terms of what might be considered off-putting that is considered normal for me.][br][TT: I enjoyed spending time with you, actually. I was hoping we could get together again at some point. You know, even just to shoot the shit and maybe get to know a little more about each other. Wouldn't want to pry too much if that isn't something you're up for, though. Just figured I'd put the idea on the table.][br] [br]Damn, why is he rambling? Relax, dude, it's not that deep. Get your shit together, Strider. 16:58:33
([color=#eea007]"Don't fumble alien dick, dont fumble alien dick, DONT FUMBLE ALIEN DICK-" 17:05:41
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LOL 17:11:14
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] Oh. The considerable lack of vitriol or upset on the human's part is reassuring. As is the extended opportunity to learn more of one another. In the highblood's eyes this is almost like a second chance to make a better impression this time around. And not act so brazenly to a person he had only just met. That alone just felt so different than how he would normally carry himself. It also makes his pusher jump just a little in reading that the human [i]enjoyed[/i] spending time with him. With this little bit of positive reinforcement the troll responds, [br] [br] [CT: -+-> Well... I shall put to the stable my worries then.][br][CT: -+-> The sentiment is returned, Dirk. I too enjoyed spending time with you. I'm not opposed to the idea of a casual meeting of sorts. If you broach a subject that I'm uncomfortable with, I'll be certain to let you know. Just give me the word and as swiftly as a noble hoofbeast I will be upon your doorstep to 'shoot the shit' as you say. >8D ][br] [br] . . . they're both rambling at each other. Whoops. 17:19:50
([color=#0000cc]"... Now I see orifice?"[/color][color=#eea007] "Nani-" 17:21:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAO 17:21:21
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LOL 17:21:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Couldn't say he was expecting the other to have actually enjoyed their previous get-together, but it was certainly reassuring. He probably should have gathered it from context clues, but self doubt can really put a wrench in logical reasoning at times. Dirk looked around a little, making sure to pick up a few things that were on the floor to tidy up a little. There wasn't much, since he was a pretty tidy person, but it felt like he should try to make a better impression this time, for some reason. After making sure everything was in its proper place, Dirk decided to send over an official invitation.[br] [br][TT: I'll be sure to return the sentiment. Not much that can make me uncomfortable, though. Anything you can throw at me, I've probably seen worse.][br][TT: You can head over at your earliest convenience. I'll get some snacks and soda out. Let me know if you have any requests. I'll do what I can.] 17:32:16
(:v hohoooo... gettin laid 17:54:11
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] Wait-- today? Right now? Already? The indigo shoots out of his workbench in a hurry while responding. Needing to make himself look even remotely presentable. The last time the human saw him, he had a significant amount of grease and oil on his person and his hair wasn't as tidy as it usually would have been. Or does that matter? Perhaps he can leave his hair down this time around, it isn't like he's going to be bringing anything to tinker with.[br] [br] [CT: -+-> This, I shall keep in mind.][br][CT: -+-> You are a most gracious host Dirk, though... I do not know what this 'soda' is. I normally drink tea or mead. But I'm willing to try it! I'm going to change attire, then I'll be over there in the two shakes of a hoofbeast tail.] 18:07:25
[br] Zahhak tries to find something a bit more... casual to wear. No need for the stuffy, plated attire for 'hanging out' yes? So the highblood dons a white cotton shirt. Meant to be loosely worn but his muscles are... well... the definition is still rather obvious. It's coupled with black low-riding jodhpurs that tuck neatly into knee-high boots. These kinds of pants STRONGLY accentuate his legs-- whether intentional or not. Coupled with an old indigo colored officers sash that he wraps around his hips multiple times, with the tassled ends hanging just over his left thigh. He feels his thrown-together look is enough and meanders off to his meeting with the human. Bringing with him something akin to a peace offering. Which he pointedly is hiding behind his back by the time he's at the door to the human's workshop. Darkleer is VERY grateful that he ran into no one along the way. And with that, he knocks on the door. At least he's clean this time. 18:07:53
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Shit, he's coming over right away? Fuck. What's the nicest thing he owns? No, this is just hanging out. It should be comfortable, but still look nice. Wifebeater? No, that's too serious. There's no fucking way he's gonna wear the goddamn pantaloons. How about the derse fit? It looks pretty fucking fancy, on account of the outfit being suited for someone who's a 'Prince,' but since they're pajamas the comfort levels are unbeatable. Yeah, sure. The outfit fits him well and the bands on the sleeves really accentuate his biceps. The coattails are a little much, actually, maybe- Shit, he's here.[br] [br] 18:30:34
[color=#F2A400]Taking a deep breath, Dirk opened up the door. He'd already set out a few bowls of snacks and a couple bottles of soda. He wasn't much of a drinker, so he didn't really have any of that on hand. Nor was he much of a tea drinker, so he was shit out of luck for preparing something like that. Dirk was about to wave Darkleer in before he actually got a look at what he was wearing. Oh shit, oh fuck. If this was an anime, he probably would have produced some comedic fountain of blood from his nose, but since this was not a japanese cartoon the only blood flow was sent to Dirk's cheeks to coat them in a layer of red. After staring for almost a solid minute (thank god his shades hid how much he was ogling the poor troll) Dirk blinked a few times to snap out of it and stepped out of the way to wave Darkleer in. "Looking good." Fuck, what else was he supposed to say? He closed the door behind them once Darkleer entered, waving a hand over towards a couch that was in front of the make-shift table covered in snacks and drinks, across from his TV that was flipping through a few random screenshots of different movies or something. 18:30:35
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((hello+ 18:54:18
(ello :V 18:54:26
(:v aw cmon man 18:56:08
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( i will start typing a response soon but this shit is too funny NOT to draw 19:00:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAO 19:00:46
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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( b100 incoming 19:42:55
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] . . . what is anime? The highblood seems to be in, relatively, better spirits than he normally would. At least-- his posture is a little more lax, ears not so alert and at the ready. His inscrutable countenance, however, gives nothing away as per usual. Darkleer stands at the doorway staring down at the human waiting to be allowed entry. Though the time seemed to stretch on as the other man simply [i]stares[/i] up at the troll. His own hyperawareness rears it's head around and he's wondering why he's being looked at so intently. Noting the discoloration on the fellow machinist's face and his thinkpan has to fight his pusher to still at the sight. Perhaps the human is just a little tired is all? Suddenly whatever spell is broken and the human waves him in. "As do you. Your attire has quite a regal air. It suits you."[br] [br]The troll steps past the human, heading towards the couch and his gaze sweeps over the snacks and drinks. The monitor across from him is an unusual thing. He doesn't know what these images are for. "Thank you for inviting me to your respiteblock, Dirk." Zahhak sits down on the couch-- he's a little... big. And takes up a decent amount of space. The highblood is slouched forward, silky long strands of black hair slipping forward to frame his face. Both elbows on his knees as he seems to turn something between his hands nervously. 19:44:11
"... I brought you something, to commemorate this moment. And doubly as a peace offering for previous unbehooving behavior on my behalf." Now that the words have left the highblood's mouth he may as well commit. Raising up a hand crafted item to the human. Artistic metalwork in a circular golden disk that can easily be hung somewhere. Engraved detailed with a scene of hoofbeasts upon a grassy plain with the double moons of Alternia above them and stylized clouds. The work is exquisite. Careful time spent embossing and using repoussé to truly be intricate about it. Not a single bit of empty space is wasted. 19:44:13
(( darkleer: i brought u one of my tisms pls respond 19:45:09
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(Dirk really gonna get butt blasted while they got Gundam on the tv smh 20:02:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Good heavens. Dirk glanced briefly at his own Dersite pajamas. He was a little desensitized to them, since he'd seen them so often. "Uh, thanks. I never really thought much of them, I guess Prince's get decked out with some pretty fancy clothes, huh?" If he didn't calm himself down soon, things were going to get incredibly awkward incredibly fast.[br] [br] Once Darkleer took a seat on the couch, which now looked way smaller than it did before, Dirk followed after him to go take a seat next to him. Damn, what shampoo does this guy use? How is his hair so luxurious? He snapped out of his mental puzzling when the troll held something out to him. Damn, commemorate this moment? This feels like some sort of weird alien proposal or something. But holy fuck, this was like a masterpiece.[br] [br] 20:09:53
[color=#F2A400]"Dude, this is fuckin' incredible." Dirk took the disk carefully, turning it slightly in his hands as he got a good look at every little detail. It really showed how much time and effort had been put into it. "I'll treasure this forever. Hold on a sec." He hopped back to his feet, walking over to his desk to hang it up above the HORSE poster next to his window. Perfect. Once he had it properly secured, he went back over to sit down next to Darkleer again. "I'm afraid I don't have anything to offer you in return aside from these snacks and orange soda, and maybe if you're lucky a fine slice of Strider ass later on." He glossed over that last bit, leaning forward to pick up a bottle of orange FANTA, cracking it open and offering it to Darkleer. "This shit is like, the nectar of the gods. I'll be your dealer if you decide you enjoy it." 20:09:55
(old age fanta with cocaine in it >:v 20:21:08
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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( B) b100 22:03:34
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] "Prince? So you're royalty of some kind?" Darkleer doesn't quite understand about the whole game and gods and whatever else. He interacts with virtually no one for a very long time. However, he seems very pleased with the reaction to his gift. Watching the human look it over and give praise. It's enough to make the indigo's cheeks tint faintly with a slight droop of pointed ears that poke out past that curtain of black hair. When the human returns, sits, and says something it damn near flies over the highblood's head. It went by so quickly he'd almost missed it. He isn't even sure he heard that right. [br] [br] Stunned into silence as he wordlessly takes the 'soda' the human is holding out to him. He'd blink rapidly behind those shades and look between the beverage and the alien. "There's no need for you to offer anything in return, Dirk, but I will happily partake in whatever amenities you have. I'm sure this tastes splendid. But. Um..." 22:07:39
[br] He hesitates to articulate the words sitting upon his tongue. They feel heavy. Staring over at Dirk and uselessly opening and closing his mouth like he wants to ask something. His head bows, ears shifting back with a [i]very[/i] noticeable noble hue to them while he looks away from Dirk. Looking rather flustered. Instead, he'll bring the bottle to his lips and take one gulp. Unfortunately, one gulp for him is a few for a human's small mouth. So.... he ends up swallowing all that. Not expecting the carbonation nor the sugary fruit taste that coats his mouth. 22:08:04
[br]It almost feels like it burns in an uncomfortable way down his throat until it settles oddly in his stomach. And soda is soda, so... he [i]burps[/i]. It's an impressive, LOUD and STRONG belch if you will. So unexpected was this that the highblood rigidly sits upright. Ears straight and forward like an alarmed hoofbeast along with him slapping his hand over his mouth. Shades askew on his face enough that when he turns to look at Dirk in shock, he could see that unfortunate white sclera, framed by long thick lashes. There was a beautiful blue there once.[br] [br] "What-- what is in this??? Why is it so... [i]bubbly[/i]? You drink this often? I never knew a drink to have such a STRONG quality to it. This is incredible..." He's indeed amazed, regarding the human with the looming threat of a smile at the corners of his lips and some livelihood to his posture. As if energized. He's bringing a hand to his chin and looking at the bottle thoughtfully, raising it in the air with his other hand like one would peering into a beaker. 22:08:32
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( B) ok! 👌 22:08:54
(Darkleer & Kankri: *vow of celibacy*[br]The Right People: Take that shit off NOW 22:14:04
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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( ong trying to jump their fucking bones S M H 22:21:31
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( it's fucking hilarious though 22:21:39
(it is it is, but the crab wants to be HEALTHY >:V 22:27:05
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(David :v 01:18:45
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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] ( B) kankri 02:11:54
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(>:v you playing with my cheddar? 02:36:45
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( i put it on this roast beef sandwich from Arbys 02:39:21
(*equips bat* you're done 02:39:52
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(uh ohhh :v FURBY 03:10:45
(i mean chia pet :V 03:13:05
(i see your furby and raise you beads 03:13:11
(how could that possibly send out of order >:v the lag must have been insane 03:13:46
(anyways, Kankri calls the furby a fugly sack of shit and that Dirk sucks (he does not) 03:15:40
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri was also proving unlucky in terms of his search. A Wizard Orb? Sounds like something The Fish may have liked. Kankri himself was finding nothing of use- let alone find anything he recognized; he found a rather worn and deflated pair of 'Socker Boppers'. What the hell is a 'Socker Bopper'? He also found an orb of his own, but rather than it being some large glass Wizard Viewing Apparatus, it was a Fushigi Ball- not that Kankri knew that- it appeared to be outfitted some custom parts for whatever reason. He tossed it aside, but it soon jetted back to bonk him in the hand. Kankri is unamused. Looking over at the Furby, his stoic demeanor was cracked with disgusted grimace, "F9r the sake 9f [i]every9ne's[/i] c9ntinued mental f9rtitude and visual sanity, it may very well 6e 6est t9 leave that mangy thing right here." He continued to sift through the stuff, eventually pulling out an unused Chia Pet- how fortunate it is a Cat, "6esides, I d9 n9t wish t9 6e 9n the receiving end 9f whatever y9ur friend may hardwire that m9nstr9sity t9 6e capa6le 9f. I am certain that I have had en9ugh 9f their inventi9ns f9r n9w." Mmmm... the Chia Pet was nice, even if he had no idea there was more to it than the sculpture. He is going to keep this, it had a certain charm to it and was in relatively solid condition, push comes to shove, he shall vet it for disease and repairs himself. 03:16:01
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She could reconize most of the junk he was pulling out of the pile, the custom fushigi ball captured her attention even though it seemed to like kankri right now. She will remember to grab it later, the look kankri had on his face was not unexpected this ratty ass burnt to a crisp furby had seen better days and needed a shit ton of tlc. “look u dont have to like it and i get u dont know dirk that well but trust me hes gonna love this thing like its his bb when i give it to him” she captchalogues the charred furby for now so kankri no longer has to witness it. “aight i put it away dw u wont have to see it after this” she looked at the unused chia pet that was a cat shape good choice, she will teach him about that later. She had decided to grab the fushigi ball and captchalogue it so it can no longer annoy the crab, this was kinda fun in a way. “we seem 2 be findin some aight stuff from the human world but no whistle yet hmm wtf we just gotta keep searchin ig tho i am havin fun tbh” 03:47:06
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Yes, that very well seems t9 6e the case." Human items are peculiar. Some seem like less substantial versions of Beforan tech, but then there were things that were so obviously meant for enjoyment or leisure, ergo: Chia Pet. Kankri captchalogued the singular spoil he found worthy of his attention and wasn't an absolutely demonized iteration of some sort of furry critter. He will take Roxy's word for it that her friend will enjoy tinkering with such a goddamn eyesore, but what he will not be doing is continuing this venture. At least, not with company, "I 6elieve this is en9ugh f9r n9w, I thank y9u f9r y9ur assistance. Shall I walk y9u 6ack t9 the gr9up hive?" 04:01:45
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((hello+ 04:37:15
(( hello welcome back 04:37:22
(ello ello :v 04:37:25
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(>:u you scared off the other cat, we could have bore witness to roxy on roxy yappage and you SOILED IT >:U 04:55:30
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(( its fine i got lost in the sauce 05:23:37
(( i needed food i have it now 05:23:43
(( i need to give myself more time before i reply again gehegshbtsrh 05:23:56
(:v word? 05:23:56
(food must be BUSSIN 05:24:44
(NNNAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP HELP ME- *me replaying my obsession song for the 80th time this week* 05:31:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((mo+o+d 05:31:46
(*me visualizing the Condy Boss Raid to my hype music* >:U I NEED TO FIGHT SOMETHIN, NEED ME A GOOD COMBAT SCENARIO 05:32:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOO 05:33:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((fight this no+o+k 05:33:38
(*despair* He is just a KRAB why are they so obsessed <:U 05:34:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bulge so+ go+o+d 😔 05:34:49
(>:U it is NORMAL BULGE *bulge obscenely large* 05:35:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAO 05:36:03
(>:v he is too strong willed, you will never break him 05:38:34
(( to be fair cronus having the same problem 05:42:34
(fighting nook is not in the job description >:u 05:43:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] As the other took away the chia pet and stored it away, she looked around at the rest of the junk not feeling like taking anything else. She feels a bit defeated not finding the whistle but atleast she got to spend time with the crab for a while. “I guess so thanks for spendin time with me even if half of it was u bein beaten up and the other half lookin through literal garbage” she had a neutral expression on her face as this was not a happy feeling she was having at this particular moment, she would hold her hand out to the crab if he doesn’t want to take it thats fine she can survive without it. 05:47:45
(like look this is precisely how this works for the crab 05:49:13
(Kankri: *simply seeking to improve his physicality to defend himself better*[br][url=https://youtu.be/TGYxlMXCzXE?si=jZjn273p8BSqQhAW]Latula:[/url] 05:49:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((real 05:50:37
(( roxy just standing there like :3 we were all suppose to be having a work out session but the gamer girl decided it was a make out session and i'm just the third wheel 05:50:40
(( roxy def taking a secret snap of this shit with a thumbs up as tula is snogging on kankri 05:51:25
(( she captions it we were suppose to be working out :') 05:51:48
(( who is she sending these snaps too? the only person she has online rn >dirk 05:52:59
(( lmao 05:53:01
(( dirk getting all these fucking snaps for no reason 05:53:15
([color=#ee0087]*winky smiling cry face with on ok hand sign at camera* "Not liek im jealous and wanna mac on the teal gamr gurl too or anythin" 05:54:06
(( LMAO 05:54:15
(( yea 05:54:19
(( she's like i wish i had a turn 05:54:25
(Kankri would gladly pawn her off on Latula so he can live uvu 05:54:44
(( dirk getting snaps while hes busy doing whatever and not replying back is absolutely funny 05:55:11