(( she is going to try so hard not to beat the fuck out of him honestly 03:26:59
(( fast little rat bastard alien 03:27:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( flash stepping, quick little bastard 03:27:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "i think ive seen this exact scene in king kong lmfao" 03:28:05
(( she is like what the actual fuck does any of this mean? 03:28:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "wanna watch a movie with me? educate yourself" 03:29:02
(( brother having to fly to look her in the eyes 03:29:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( he'll float up and make eye contact except it's through his mirrored shades so she's staring at herself dfskjdfsv 03:29:39
([color=#e00a11]Dave: Talk about HUMONGOUS. If the spiderbitch is a Baconzilla from Checkers, then this one has gotta be a Triple Baconzilla.[/color] 03:30:13
(( brother gonna get swung at so fast 03:30:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ^^^^ facts 03:30:33
Kankri MK II: Deux Inquieter [] joined chat. ~~ 38 ~~ 03:32:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( *WEAVE, WEAVE* "it was a legit question cmon ill bring snacks, we can paint each others nails and gossip and put on those exfoliating mud masks" 03:32:30
(( she is like what in the fuck is going on 03:33:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "oh we should totally watch white chicks too" 03:33:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( bro spouting literally every unfiltered first thought out of his brain and running with it tbh 03:34:12
(( dave somehow manages to make mindfang sit through several movies and she has no idea how he managed it 03:34:16
(tweaking, she isnt even watching the tv fr, its all just bright shapes to her 03:34:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( mindfang: How did this happen? How did I end up here? What the fuck is going on???????? DXXXX 03:35:25
(( nah she would watch it and just go why the fuck are you showing me these personal human plays they are boring 03:35:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( this shit too funny let me throw the rabid creature at the big spider 03:35:42
(( do it 03:35:48
(( i'll throw her in so he can pester her 03:36:14
(( since he's already at the main room 03:36:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: excuse you these are classics-- fine, maybe youll prefer action flicks, you like explosions?? 03:36:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dkhjdfs 03:36:34
(( LMAO 03:36:41
(Foxy Animatronic Lunge at Mindfang to watch the Scary Movie Anthology on Blu-Ray 03:40:21
(( mindfang punches the tv 03:41:09
(( reflexes 03:41:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: that was a 65 inch flat screen TV 03:42:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "you owe me a new one" >B( 03:42:45
(Kankri appears like a random pokemon trainer that was offscreen when you walked past them and proceeds to force them into a poke battle. 03:43:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "ez win gg" 03:43:54
(idk if I just want milkshakes or if I want borger to eat to im starving pleaze... 03:46:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( porque no los dos 03:46:44
(BECAUSE SONIC IS 6 MILES AWAY >:U THATS WHY 03:47:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] After parking her galleon nearby, she would throw the rope ladder down and descend from her ship. She had grown bored over the last couple hours and decided to pester some poor unfortunate soul, who it will be we do not know yet. She would walk over towards the mansion, once at the door. She would open it and duck to prevent her horns from hitting the top rim of the doorway. Once inside, she would scan around seeing another area that seemed to have other entities leaving and milling about. Ducking through this doorway as well, a pain in the ass but the rooms themselves were tall enough to accommodate her tall stature once inside. Her eyes would scan over foreign foods and party favors and what she assumes to be a shaved apebeast wearing some rather distasteful clothes. 03:47:17
(( girl literally called him a fucking monkey in clothes 03:47:35
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Get outta here, lard ass" 03:47:45
(omit 03:47:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( he calls her a preening macaw 03:48:11
(( lmao she would grab that mf from the throat and toss his ass like a sack of potatos 03:48:14
(Mindfang jumpscares the Kankri Party fr :v 03:48:15
(( roxy looking at mindfang and looks like shes about to fucking faint 03:48:47
(Kankri: That woman needs a STERN TALKING TO-[br][color=#e8027e]Roxy: BABE BABE BABEEEEEYYYYYYY YOU DONT GOTTA DO THAT- 03:52:27
(( lmao 03:52:54
(>:v he will go on the ATTACC 04:00:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000] Dave's been big chilling in the main room, just vibing with the goings-on of the others. The background noise is kind of nice, really. Reminds him of the, decent, times spent on the meteor once upon a time. Feels like forever ago though. Cuz it was. He's floating about in the air, wearing a bright red suit that looks as though it's meant for business ventures. Fancy pants is a glorified red balloon eyesore sipping on AJ and idly chiming a witty one liner or two into peoples conversations. Then someone new walks in. Another presence in the room it's like spirit energy from Bleach, fucking changes the atmosphere a bit with just how MASSIVE she is compared to any other troll he's met. He does a double take just to make sure he's not cracked out on one of those catnip cookies the cattroll gave him. Nope, not high. Cool. And his big fat mouth opens up before he can even think to say,[/color] "who let Serket Prime out of containment? goddamn goliath i didnt know you were coming. here i am without my shepherds sling and stone, woefully unprepared for this biblical reenactment. anyways theres food and drinks youre welcome to chow down and achieve enlightenment or whatever" [color=#910000] He makes this lackadaisical gesture to the table of stuff and continues drinking his beverage like he didn't just address this random troll in the most cracked out manner in his stoic tone. [/color] 04:02:41
(( mindfang about to be like the fuck did you just say to me fr 04:04:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: you heard me, i didnt stutter 04:06:22
(Treating her ass like an SCP 04:06:25
([color=#ee0001]"You heard me, back to your tank you rotten bitch." 04:07:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( YEAH, but also dave: "can i brain your hair, it's so long you can make a braid into a weapon by whipping your head around to look at someone thatd be so fucking funny dude please please plea--" 04:08:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] ((*braid 04:08:49
([color=#ee0001]"I tried asking Jade, but she said fuck no and sent me to Nebraska, you're my last hope-" 04:09:47
(( lmao 04:09:57
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. ~~ 257 ~~ 04:10:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LMFAO 04:10:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( john-- john come back 04:13:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( im giving you a mission from god, john 04:14:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] She was paying no mind to the younger trolls conversing over what seemed to be an excursion, looking back over at the alien with a perplexed look on her face as the words left his gob to speak. She was trying to understand exactly what he was talking about in all honesty she had no fucking clue what he was trying to convey, what does he mean containment breach. Nobody has ever contained this serket at least in life or current death. The only thing that actually seemed legible was the offer of food, which did not look that appetizing to her at this moment. “What on the high seas are you spouting off? I could 8arely understand a single word of your atrocious dialect. All I have gotten was the words, here is food. Not that I mind talking with less intellectual species, 8ut it is quite aggravating seeing as you clearly can articulate speech to some degree.” She is spitting some venomous words for someone she had just met, but that was normal for her. Keeping your guard up was customary for trolls in the pirate and navy scene. 04:16:33
(( john saw us and said no 04:16:42
Porrim|Kurloz|Sufferer|Aranea|Dirk|Latula|Aradia [] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~ 04:17:00
([color=#ce0c00]Dave, coming through an Avengers Endgame portal: Hey Joooooohhhnnnn, it's meeeeee... THE DEVIIIIIILLLL 04:17:25
(*EX command grabs Porrim* 04:17:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i'll 04:17:55
(( bones we are being protected by papi steve 04:18:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((legend truly 04:18:26
(( i also gave kankri op a gun so they can kill on sight 04:18:27
(( locked an loaded 04:18:39
(Call me an alchemist the way I transmute my arm into a cannon, tell em i'm a MEGA MAN 04:19:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((o+h go+o+d lmao+ 04:19:49
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(( hello 04:20:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( friend or foe?! 04:21:26
(Do you like Detos? 04:21:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((Tf is deto+s 04:22:01
(( Avast yee all who enter 04:22:10
(òvó Dee toes in your mouth, gottem chat, we've found the freakaleak >:V 04:23:24
(speaking of, take this rockem sockem response :v 04:23:57
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri paid little mind to the Elder Aranea that entered the building, she is no threat- in [i]HIS[/i] eyes, at least. "9h, well that is w9nderful t9 hear! I guess we sh9uld get going, I am grateful that y9u w9uld grant us y9ur expertise, Miss Aradia." That was far easier than he thought it was going to be, not that he would have coerced The Sheep into helping them, but it was nice that it seemed that they seemed truly engaged with the agenda of spelunking. The question now was where they were meant to find a cave? Any one of them could simply dream up an entrance to one, sure, but he doubts any of them aside from Aradia and Porrim had actually been in a cave long enough to accurately dream up its contents. Perhaps there will be one simply out in the bubble or in adjacent bubbles. That would be a quick fix. "We sh9uld n9t dawdle, P9rrim is expecting us 9utside rather sh9rtly, I w9uld n9t like t9 leave her feeling as th9ugh we have c9nspired a new state 9f affairs in her a6sence." The Crab decides to take the lead, walking toward the front to exit, holding the door open for the others to pass through first because that is just good manners. 04:24:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((I like even no+n-sexual Psii trying his best no+t to+ ackno+wledge Aranea's bazingies 04:25:09
(bazonkerintoronis :v 04:25:43
(i ordered two milkshakes and two soft pretzels, my account is scuffed as hell <:v (i am a money laundering demon who has trillions) 04:26:52
(( lmao 04:28:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000] What's the big deal here? He's CLEARLY speaking English, or 'Standard' the way it was intended. [/color] "respectfully, are you defective? my english is perfectly fine it just seems like you need to keep up or brush up on the language-- oh man shes pirates of the caribbean coded thats actually wonderful you immediately win style points very classy" [color=#910000] He's completely ignoring, or rather glossing over her blatant racism towards his kind. It isn't the first time he's heard it and it won't be the last. It's kinda hilarious to find this variety of troll anyways, makes them RIPE for some good old fashioned back and forth shit talking. And boy, does he enjoy trolling trolls. B) [/color] "anywho, you gonna eat? everyones been demolishing the apple pies theyre the fan favorite which is totally understandable its fuckin delicious" 04:30:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] "most of my explorations were in ruins but i dug into plenty of caves to find them so maybe i can try to remember some of them for us to explore" It wasn't long before Aradia slipped out of the room and pulled the door shut behind them. "yes i wouldnt want anyone to assume they were being tricked or avoided!" Considering how the bubbles tended to be in other locations, however, it would be unsurprising if someone simply got misdirected away from where they intended to go to meet back up with somebody. This particular bubble was the only one that didn't seem to be set on shifting constantly and making things more confusing for the inhabitants. Once they reached the front exit, she offered a big grin up towards Kankri as he held open the door for her. After offering a quiet thanks towards him, she hopped down the stairs and over to Porrim. The two of them exchanged a few quiet introductions (which I will not be writing out completely because I'm not doing all that but they seem to get along well enough and that's all that's important here). 04:30:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((5 star writer rn)) 04:31:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((I have no+t had my co+ffee yet)) 04:31:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( 10/10 writing imo 04:31:38
(everyone is such a novelist, i cant keep up damn it >:U I HAVE PRETZEL GREASE ON MY FINGERS YOU HOBKNOCKERS 04:33:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((yo+u can kno+ck my ho+bs 04:33:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She would try to pretend she did not just see a massive adult troll saunter in and decide to talk to her son as if he was a literal monkey, she decided to quietly hid behind kankri and aradia while leaving the room. She was possibly grabbing kankri’s arm without thinking. Once they had walked out the door to meet up with porrim, she would free his arm and pretend that did not just happen. [br] [br][url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] She was making a mental note of the alt arenea in case, for now she shall ignore her and follow kankri and roxy out. Giving porrim a smile and wave.[/color] 04:33:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( bro get some napkins-- 04:33:53
(:v i am no longer hungry, i will throw you in the dungeon 04:34:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LMFAO ROXY-- 04:34:19
(( good old fashion troll racism 04:34:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( meulin: updating my sources 04:34:36
(( roxy is like i cannot believe i'm leaving my ecto child with that weird ass lady but i did promise to go caving 04:35:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: this is child endangerment, roxy 04:35:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( B'( 04:36:06
("Are you xenophobic?" [color=#ee09ce]"Whaaaaa??? Babey, no not at all- plus you are one of the good ones!"[/color] "I'M W H A T-" 04:36:11
(( lmao she's like but dave ur too fast it's fine 04:36:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: u right tho im quick with it 04:36:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] As everyo+ne exited, Po+rrim o+ffered her o+wn greetings to+ each o+f them. "Once we get far eno+ugh fro+m this bubble o+ur surro+undings sho+uld start changing to+ be mo+re reminiscent o+f memo+ries. I suppo+se who+ever wo+uld like to+ dream up the places we want to+ explo+re sho+uld take the lead. So+, in this case..." She made a small gesture to+ wave Aradia to+ lead their gro+up, which the yo+unger tro+ll do+es witho+ut any resistance. It was so+mething she had already agreed to+, after all. 04:37:00
(( mindfang speaking alternian for a minute just to make a point to dave would be funny 04:37:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( oh she's not gonna like his response 04:37:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((im pretty sure its the same as english when spo+ken tho+ its just written weird 04:38:02
(( lmao 04:38:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((If anything ig maybe it wo+uld just seem like talking backwards id guess 04:38:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((Since thats ho+w its written 04:38:38
(*bug chittering* "fuck, those are the magic words." 04:38:46
(( LMAO 04:38:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( i like to imagine it's its own language, but the structure is still similar to english 04:38:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAO 04:38:55
(( i mean damara speaks east alternian 04:39:33
(( which means basic alternian is not fully english either 04:39:47
(( but eitherway its funny as fuck 04:40:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ye ye ye 04:40:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: you absolute fool i bought rosetta stone your ass is COOKED 04:41:06
(( LMAO 04:41:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((No+t the fucking ro+setta sto+ne 04:41:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( hes gonna hit her with alternian speak and give her whiplash of the highest degree 04:41:58
(( she is actually going to lose her shit 04:42:23
(( when he does that 04:42:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( B) 04:42:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: never let them know your next move 04:42:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( the equivalent of going to a restaurant or smth, they're talking shit about you in their language and you bust it out and they lose their mind 04:43:37
(( mindfang being xenophobic and later on she actually enjoys daves company later and is like well i guess your ok 04:43:56
(( lmoa 04:44:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((I think my friend did that at o+ne po+int lmfao+ 04:44:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LMFAO 04:44:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((Like so+meo+ne was talking shit in spanish and he turned aro+und and said so+mething to+ them in spanish 04:44:30
(( whiplash 04:44:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((fr 04:44:49
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( i be doing that exact thing 04:44:59
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Things were going smoothly- aside from Roxy feeling the incessant need to glomp onto his arm for reasons that Kankri himself is ignorant to, simply out of lack of perceived threats. Once outside he would give Porrim a little nod rather than a wave, prepping himself mentally for what may become a rather rousing expedition into, not just an unknown boundary, but an activity he had not given two thoughts about. He followed behind the group meekly, thoughts elsewhere as they began their departure from the uniquely conformed aspects of this bubble. Kankri lagged behind rather easily, making up the tail end of the group as his thoughts plagued his body with unforeseen weight. Normally, he would be rather quick given his propensity for having such invigorated steps, but he is stifled in his passion. 04:47:14
(bro switched on the dlc :v 04:47:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ill brb im go+ing to+ get co+ffee and stuff 04:47:54
(( aight 04:48:01
(is all gud i am gonna command grab my shake 04:48:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LOL 04:48:25
("I read the patch notes, skank." 04:49:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((What is with u and co+mmand grabbing 💀💀 04:51:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( it 04:51:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( *it's powerful 04:51:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((it 04:51:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( putting a milkshake in a choke hold is a power move 04:52:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ykw real 04:52:37
(>:v i will command grab you, questioning my METHODS 04:52:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] She usually was sure about everything she did, but this alien seemed to be messing with her using slang and cultural terms of his species that she could not understand without context. She decided to do something similar, clearing her throat for a second before speaking in full blown alternian with a pirate heavy accent. “You seem very eager to aggravate me with your alien dialect, using it as a way to spew actual ludacris gar8age from that incessant hole. I do not know of these pirates of the cari88ean but it honestly does not matter in the slightest, have you ever seen a real pirate 8esides me? I think not.“ Folding her arms with a grimace on her face, this is all very absurd to her and she has not even been here for less than 5 minutes. She would speak again without her thick alternian accent, as it would be pointless to talk like that about food. “Is it full of poison? You should have some first, 8efore i even 8other to touch whatever this so-called apple pie is.” 05:02:01
([url=https://youtu.be/IY5Ug9gE7SQ?si=CyXb1tNV7XLvQhaH]Me trying to save the Pirate Bad Bitch from the Shaded Hooligan by telling her NOT to engage in his tomfoolery (it is too late):[/url] 05:09:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] As they started their trek to the new adventures, she would notice kankri slowly lagging behind. She would slow her pace so she was still in front of him but if she really needed to she could help him from getting lost or stuck somewhere, though she was more used to faster paced people slowing down to look at the scenery was just as nice for her.[br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] she had placed herself near aradia as she was quite excited to explore a new place, it was her idea after all to try this. So obviously she would want to be in the fast lane to action, looking around with almost awe in her eyes at anything that moved in her surrounding vision. She was paying very much attention to everything but what was directly in front of her, which is probably not the best thing.[/color] 05:11:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000] This. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. He doesn't allow the amusement to show on his face however. Cool as a cucumber-- but he understood every word. Even with the accent, he's used to deciphering those. It isn't hard. Dave responds with proper inflection, native even, when returning the favor. In her own tongue... yet using his stoic tone he always has on just to add a layer of jabbery to his immediate shot back at her.[/color] "i cant help being well versed in incessant holes im an expert in that field. would you prefer i aggravate you in your own tongue? im pretty flexible like that i dont mind spicing it up for you. pirates were all long gone in my human history but i guess you troll pirates are a different breed" 05:17:38
[color=#910000] He'll knock back what's left of his drink and disappear the empty red solo cup. Emitting this little, barely there puff of air through his nose as a laugh. You know the one, when you see a meme while you're doom scrolling at 3 am--[/color] "nah no poison but ill eat some first my liege of course of course. what is a knight to do if not serve?" [color=#910000] He's even giving a bow, mid-air with some regal flare to it. His theatrics won't end this night. Dave will do as promised however. And float down to the table for a plate and fork. Getting himself a piece to eat. After a few minutes of nothing happening to him while he munches down he turns his head to give her a raised brow. Right over the top edge of his shades as if to quietly say 'see? nothin, totally safe'. [/color] 05:17:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LMFAO kankri please--- 05:19:12
(( dave the sassiest mf alive rn 05:19:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( idk how dave walks around with those massive steel balls swinging between his legs tbh 05:19:44
(( LMAO 05:19:55
(if Kankri was there he would be giving the Radman Solidarity thumbs up "now call her a harlot-" 05:20:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave: whoa whoa brother too far ive got more class than that >B1 05:21:00
(( mindfang over here wanting to be entertained and dave does this and she still mad is peak 05:21:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( seethe serket seethe 05:22:24
("not far enough, you know not of the travesties she has wrought." (He does not know shit his damn self.) 05:22:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "just give a little giggle mindfang it wont cull you just a lil hee hee hoo hoo haa haa--" 05:22:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( "damn bro did she commit tax evasion?" 05:23:15
(( she trying to strangle dave right after that and he's too fast 05:23:25
(Sportacus abusing Robbie Rotten type shi 05:24:17
(( LMAO 05:24:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LOL 05:24:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( brb gonna go put the kitten in my hoodie B) 05:28:32
(( alright kitten is nice and warm correct? 05:30:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] hell yeah )) 05:33:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] hes 44 days old now )) 05:33:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( lil man's gonna be able to regulate his body temperature p soon 05:33:38
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] The sights were all well and good: nice flora here, crisp skies emboldened with tranquility there; it was all going quite well, Kankri was just... in his inner sanctum. His eyes took in the ever changing landscape, but his mind was elsewhere. Kankri was soon dragged from himself when he noticed Roxy had chose to walk at a pace more similar to his own- hey, that isn't fair to her. Well, this could be a rather charitable opportunity to at least clear the cache of one of the bigger things taking residence in his pan, "Um. I 6elieve there was a l9t 9f triggers flung a69ut 6ack at the hive, things I have yet t9 ap9l9gy t9 y9u f9r, even if y9u will shrug them 9ff, as I have n9ticed that seems t9 6e a small fragment 9f y9ur nature- n9t that I am judging y9ur ch9ice t9 use av9idance as a t99l, 6ut irregardless 9f that fact; it d9es n9t make what I have and/9r [i]may[/i] have d9ne fair t9 y9u." 05:34:16
(>:v where did you get a kitten, who did you rob at gunpoint 05:34:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( found him at a home depot distribution parking lot under a trailer that was being unloaded 05:35:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( lil man was 4 days old 05:35:23
(damn... just like me fr :v 05:35:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] mfer was fresh out the baker, blind, deaf and pathetic SMH )) 05:36:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( * bakery jfc 05:36:16
(except it was in a damp box that was randomly dumped in front of a preschool 05:36:18
(talk about an early education 05:36:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( omg 05:36:26
(im sorry ignore that 05:36:30
(( poor baby 05:37:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( nah ur good homie 05:37:14
(( good thing baby has a good single father to care for him 05:37:34
(:v what are you gonna name it? >:v better not be some bullshit like Bartholomew Wigginsworth 05:38:23
(( i hope it's a stupid name 05:38:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( nah i named him taiga 05:40:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( or tai 05:40:06
(i never named the one i found, had a dog (he is a good boy, but its a baby and i did not have BREAD like that) 05:40:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( yknow like a tiger cuz hes got stripes and white tipped ears 05:40:29
(( yay 05:40:43
(El Tigre 05:41:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] This is not the kind of entertainment she wanted, though it is the entertainment she has gotten. She was trying not to show her annoyance, however. The moment he spoke in perfect alternian dialect, a glint of almost pure malice for a moment could be seen. She would give him a glare that could kill a thousand men, she would let out a small sigh and then let out a small chuckle. This ‘human’ bested her in her own mindgames quite quickly, in fact he should be given a reward for that type of triumph. She will give him something interesting later, she supposed. She would uncross her arms and rest one hand on her hip. “I suppose you have 8ested me for now ‘human’, I am the Marquise spinneret mindfang. It is such a shame that pir8tes seem to 8e extinct in your species. How did you manage to learn alternian tongue like that?” She was being more sincere with her words, as she gained some respect, that soon would be thrown to the wolves as his sassy nature and showmanship nature decided to irritate her yet again with his words. [br] [br] 05:47:59
[color=#005682]She shouldn’t be that surprised considering he has been upfront with her besides the sass and trolling. “You seem quite comforta8le patronizing someone who could crush you quite easily. Is there a reason for that or do you just enjoy the thrill of it?” She would watch the other and wait, she decided he was telling the truth, she would grab herself a plate and put a slice on it. Taking a fork and grabbing a small slice, taking a bite. She thought it tasted pleasant for something pretty alien. 05:48:00