((aight lmao 01:12:59
(( also horfs down spaghetti like i'm dying 01:13:27
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(( thank you for the food 01:20:20
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((girl gonna be fuckin chugging that spice rum really quick. lmao 01:22:38
(( oh wait shit 01:23:17
(( nice 01:23:19
(( stops eating my spaghetti just to not choke while reading 01:26:01
(( thanks 01:26:04
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(( peak writing boi 01:27:23
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[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( B) thank you 01:28:00
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( okay but WHICH part made you almost choke on food :wheezing: 01:29:20
(( the fucking rum kiss brother 01:29:50
(( was not expecting that 01:29:56
(( just pry's jaws open almost killed me 01:30:35
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( he pulled a power move 01:30:56
(( he really did lmao 01:31:02
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] Exactly. The events with the human world would have been far beyond his scope and longevity. His gaze remains mostly on the metal box in his hands but he'd lift it up as the human responds, raising his brows and turning his head to peer at the robot in the corner directly. It's just grooving. And making its tunes. There are words the troll doesn't quite understand, "What is a 'rap battle'? Have you thought of upgrading its capabilities since then? Or is it more of a nostalgic creation you do not wish to tamper with?" Darkleer's head tilts forward, bringing his palms up to loosen the ribbon in his hair and pull it off. The strands fall how they please. Spilling over his shoulders and back before he's gathering it up again to readjust how he wants it, all while responding to the humans inquiry, "Preferably, yes. The option would be quite helpful. So long as this isn't a large task to ask of you, Dirk." 01:38:08
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Whew. Even with hours worth of rest and an emotional whirlwind of a conversation exchanged with Porrim, he still felt tired. Unlike Latula, Porrim was much more mindful—most likely subconciously so due to experience—of the wounds she would mark upon the Mutant's skin, which was a relief to Kankri; he would not need to do much more work to hide parts of himself. He trudged through the halls, a yawn quietly eeking out from behind his lips, heading outside due to wishing to perform a bit of detective work on the mysterious rumbling from not too long earlier. Kankri took his time heading out, awkwardly patting at his sweater- he wished he had his leggings, not feeling the extra layer reach to his chest was-[br] [br]A jolt ran through him, a quick hop being done as he scrambled away- WHAT- NO, WHO WAS THAT? He peered over the railing of the Mansion's front steps to see an odd tree construct- that explains the rumbling. It also seems to be the origin of such PROMISCUITY! He soon takes not that nearby, Roxy is simply... passed out!? THIS IS NO PLACE TO BE SNOOZING! He brought his hands to his mouth... but why? The sharp sound a high-pitched shriek of a whistle was not produced- what? WHAT? WHY?[br] [br] 01:43:47
Okay, okay don't panic! Think Vantas! He took a second to check his sylladex: Aranea's gold bracelet, Damara's s'more, Roxy's lipstick- WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS WHISTLE!?!? How else was he to get Roxy's attention and, hopefully, cease what debauchery was taking place within the confines of that tree fort!? He prickled with restlessness, stressing about what to do- for fuck's sake, he is too tired for this to be happening right now! Kankri elected to do one of his two goals, swiftly darting from the front steps over to Roxy's resting form. He would pick her up and whisk her away, but that seemed a little odd to do without her express permission- to fucking hell with that, THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS IS HIM CARRYING HER AWAY FROM WHATEVER IS GOING ON OVER HERE.[br] [br]He found the human to be a bit heavier than expected, mostly due to his weariness, otherwise there wasn't much effort that went into scooping her up in his arms and absconding AWAY! "ROXY, ROXY, ROXY WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP-" He was freaking out. How could she sleep so close to such INDECENCY and not stir? Not even him shouting seemed to be working for the moment. Where was he going? He doesn't know! He stopped running, settling into a powerwalk; he was not used to these jeans, were they supposed to chaff like this? 01:43:50
(grenade launcher inbound 01:44:01
(( oh boy 01:44:33
(( kankri freaks out the movie 01:45:52
(Kankri freaks out the Musical 01:46:24
(Vantases 01:46:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Dirk paused for a moment to recall the different terms that he'd learned of troll vocabulary since his arrival in the bubbles. As something of a self-made historian, he prided himself on knowing a lot [i]about[/i] a lot. "Rap battles are like the human equivalent to something similar to slam poetry, if I recall. Granted, it has its own differences and different cultural significance." He paused to scroll through all the coding so far briefly before glancing back at Darkleer just in time to get a load of that long, luxurious mane. Almost enough to make even the most stoic guy blush. "Well, Sawtooth is essentially like an upgraded version with even more advanced capabilities and utility. I can't really bare to try changing his code around, since he's like his own little dude now, y'know?" His attention turned back to the computer, reading over the coding and cross-referencing between a few separate programs before starting to type again. "No problem. That kind of thing is pretty simple, honestly. I'll just be attaching some additional programs into the core files that'll connect it to the mainframe, so to speak." 01:47:07
(( kankri picking up roxy and literally trying to run away lmao 01:48:15
(bro pulled an M&L escape 01:49:38
(( roxy making life difficult for him even in her sleep >:) 02:08:17
(cats, what are they GOOD FOR >:U 02:09:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] The lalonde woke up only once earlier when those two got loud, she saw some things she did not wish to see when trying to peacefully rest. So her option was to put earplugs in and go back to sleep, unbeknownst to her dirk and darkleer had absconded quite some time ago leaving her ass alone. How did this lalonde manage to sleep through the trees being literally ripped out of the fucking ground nearby, she was under the spell of the tism ramblings from two guys talking about robotics and she had ear plugs in. girl could possibly sleep through a volcanic eruption even without the tism ramblings.[br] [br] This was not the first or last time the sleeping lalonde was whisked away by someone she knew, the only real reason she was going to start to stir was due to the shift in temperature the further kankri got them further away from the spot she was initially in. she would snuggle up more against the vantas in an attempt to continue to sleep as he was very warm. Nuzzling her face into his sweater, he will have to eventually learn the only way to wake the lalonde up is to violently shake the shit out of her or poke her face like a cat would. She would mumble out in an annoyed tone. “jasppeerr i will feed u later pls let me sleep in 5 more minutes ik i fed u b4 bed” 02:12:00
(( girl thinks the cat is annoying her 02:12:19
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("GIRL IF YOU DON'T-" *Batista Bomb* 02:16:49
(( i am cooking :D 02:21:06
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(( to all the people who enter chat and forget who you were before > we do not judge you for your modifiers most of the time. please stop running away. 02:28:20
(( it's funny but we don't actually care please stay lmao 02:28:38
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Now was not the time for snuggling and dreaming about a cat! Once he had clearly gotten them out of the earshot of that hastily constructed, accursed tree domicile, Kankri would check their surroundings. Very much still snowy, but he thinks he remembers being here- yes, this is the flower patch Latula showed him. This should be a good enough to start the awakening process. He plopped down a bit roughly given he was still a bit woozy from getting his blood drained for a solid... it doesn't matter how long it went on! "R9xy, R9xy." He cradled her in his lap, as much as he would prefer not to be doing so, dropping her to the ground was far too disrespectful, even if it was in a bed of flowers. Scanning her face for any signs of stirring, his periphery sight gleaned that she had ear plugs in.[br] [br]Kankri decided TO HELL WITH PERSONAL SPACE TRIGGERS and promptly plucked the plugs from her ears. "R9xy, R9xy, R9xy wake up, wake up, R9xy wake up-" the chant was relentless and with the same monotonous cadence each and every time. He unfurled his arms a bit to have better use of his hands, gently papping at both of her cheeks as he continued to call for her arisal, "R9xy, R9xy wake up, R9xy wake up, wake up, wake up R9xy-" 02:37:56
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] "Oh--" Color him a little surprised that humans did that. His pointed ears lift with interest, emitting a barest huff of horsey excitement. But he does his best to dial it back. "That's interesting. I'd participated in slam poetry when I was still alive as a hobby growing up. I admit I'm curious as to how you humans do it." Luxurious mane is correct. Not a single strand broken. Perfectly kempt. He's gathering it all up for a neat high ponytail. Indigo ribbon tied in a bow being stark against his pitch black hair. It'd be cute, really, if it wasn't attached to a MASSIVE bulky man. He would've nodded in understanding to that, along with a little grunt of agreement before focusing back on the work at hand. He'd bubble-nonsense in his 'gauntlet' from hive and equip it to his right hand. It lights up with his blood color and white hues, likely paired up with his shades, to use. The fingertips part open with small tools, to cut, rearrange and solder again. "Wonderful. I admire your efficiency human, it is quite a commendable trait." Darkleer offhandedly says this, but his tone is rather genuine. He can truly appreciate such a thing. He'd have thought it odd to work in the same space as another, but finds himself enjoying it instead. That's new. 02:48:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((they getting fruity fr 02:55:17
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LOL 02:58:16
(( my ass cooking on 3 sep things while also trying to pay attention to god of war 03:00:14
(( the amount of info i'm throwing at the wall is great though >:) 03:00:42
(( also Valkyries are hot 03:00:54
(do not play with me, i will power bomb you 03:01:20
(( do not power bomb me please 03:01:44
(I will fo it >:v i have no reservations on power bombing 03:02:22
(( brother i am allowed to be horny over the pretty murder women 03:02:55
(mmmmmmmmmmmmm i wouldnt call them pretty, but murder and women is very true :v 03:04:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i lo+ve murder wo+men 03:05:42
(Damara supremacy indeed 03:06:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((do+nt make me whip o+ut a damara fr 03:07:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((wait till kankri finds o+ut aradiabo+t beat her serket to+ death 03:07:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((inb4 they walk thro+ugh a memo+ry o+f aradiabo+t beating tf o+ut o+f vriska fr 03:09:05
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LMAO 03:09:40
("this is sounding familiar, but with the wrong blood colors- idk if that makes it psychologically worse or emotionally worse." 03:09:43
(( shut the fuck up you don't get damara 03:16:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAO 03:16:15
(( if out of both of us i get damara >:( 03:16:27
(( and i am refusing to let you touch her 03:16:37
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( lets all have three damaras running around at once 03:16:58
(( that would be funny 03:17:06
(I call Luigi Damara :v 03:17:30
(( i call regular damara >:) 03:17:48
(Mario Damara? I mean sure if you're into being a basic bitch :v 03:18:21
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(( also i promise i am cooking good my life is in shambles as i decided to do multiple things at once pray for me 03:18:54
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( gimme that uhhh boos damara 03:19:14
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( nah bro take ur time dw about it 03:19:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((mo+o+d 03:19:30
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( idc how long it takes homie im big chillin 03:19:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((kinda miss the o+ther damara 03:19:42
(:v yeah, bro is simply the big busy 03:20:00
(( busy bee 03:24:07
(:gun: no, busy ram 03:24:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] The dream she was having was very nice. It consisted of dirk and darkleer having a teaparty with her, suddenly the scenery changed and they were all in the middle of a flower field with jaspers and mutie who also had a spot at the teaparty table. The contents at the table was teacups filled with various robot oils and power tools, the two cats in their seats had catnip water and roxy had actual tea in it.[br] [br] the moment she was rudely plopped onto the ground the dream shifted rather quickly. An earthquake had struck the teaparty and destroyed the table and nothing else, a small irritable groan from her lips escaped. The moment her earplugs were removed and kankri started quickly telling her to wake up, the dream shifted yet again with several of him destroying the lovely tea party and lightly smacking her face. The groggy lalonde would start opening her eyes, lifting one of her hands to rub her eyes. It took her a minute before she could articulate what was going on, a bit surprised to have her laying in his lap in the middle of a flower field. With a confused tone and look on her face. “goodmornin to u too where did u drag me off to? whats goin on?” 03:30:39
([url=https://youtu.be/aOLxQGLJouI?si=6Ba4gKa9KzR7ly7Q]Kankri to Roxy:[/url] 03:32:39
(( yes 03:36:27
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] His papping ceased once she seemed to stir more, simply cupping her cheeks until Roxy was lulled fully from her slumber and to the land of the afterliving. "9h, thank g99dness- ah, I am s9rry!" He promptly took his hands away from the human's face, if he were any more flustered he may have thrown her from his lap, but he was at the very least cognizant of the fact that flinging his human acquaintance from his lap was NOT a valid form of dealing with embarrassment- it most certainly would not pan out well in terms of their continued relationship of... neutrality. He simply went back to cradling her, frazzled whilst recounting the issue that is, potentially, ongoing. "Ummm well, there was this treehive- well less 9f a treehive and m9re 9f a [i]tree hive[/i] as in rather than 6eing c9nstructed within a tree, it was f9rmed 9UT 9F trees- regardless 9f the sh9tty, and m9st certainly unauth9rized and danger9us 6uilding 9f such a structure, the n9ises emitting fr9m such a thing was n9thing sh9rt 9f crude and 6awdy! Y9u were simply sleeping right next t9 it and I c9uld n9t in g99d faith leave y9u t9 6e su6jected t9 such terr9rs 9f am6igi9us pr9miscuity! I tried my whistle, 6ut as it turns 9ut I, pard9n my language, have l9st the fuckin' thing s9 I.... 6r9ught y9u here." 03:49:20
(( me over here writing a fucking novel then looks over at the silly time for a minute 03:53:58
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LMFAO 04:01:57
(( sorry i ramble 04:02:25
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(wha :v 04:02:36
(( talking about saucy boi stuff dw 04:05:46
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(( hung john watching us is kinda funny 04:06:11
(( mf walked in 04:06:18
(( like brother get out 04:06:23
("john, idc how big it is, ITS MY TURN WITH THE BLUE WOMEN" 04:06:37
(( they haven't even gotten the clothes off yet because my ass is literally writing paragraphs sobs 04:08:01
(Man *redman kicks the door open* "Drop em." 04:09:32
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(( roxy gonna just go oh yea cronus and aradia 04:12:08
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("WHAT-" 04:13:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((*yo+ure 04:13:55
(( ikr 04:14:01
(( roxy just like yea i saw more than i wanted to yall have interesting dicks 04:14:27
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("I dont know if I should be offended for you, myself, or simply say thank you." 04:16:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]“its all good no need 2 apologize” The quick movements from kankri removing his warm hands from her face after she spoke made her giggle, she wasn’t even upset. If it wasn’t him it would have been dirk or someone else moving her. Appreciating the fact he did not yeet her into the flower field out of pure embarrassment. Quietly listening before putting everything together, she thought it was sweet of him to get her out of what he assumed was danger and bad. “ohhhh yea i was with dirk and darkleer i ended up takin a nice ol napperoni bc i was bein lulled to sleep by dirk and darkleers rambles of robotics at one point i woke up from cronus and aradia makin a shit ton of noise saw more than i wanted 2 but thats fine yall have like weird ass dicks tho but i put earplugs in and went back 2 sleep” she is going to stay in the vantas lap until he tells her to remove herself. 04:30:11
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri very well could have asked Roxy if she was fine to just not be in his lap any longer, but seeing as he was forced into a stunned silence giving her recountance of how she ended up where she was, the Mutant was at a loss for things to say momentarily. The further she went on, the more the heat in his face rose and rose with a now much too obviously blush on his face, "H9W 96SCENE! I SH9ULD HAVE FIGURED SUCH AFFAIRS HAD S9ME F9RM 9F [i]HIS[/i] INV9LVEMENT- AND D9 N9T TALK S9 L99SELY 9F 6ULGES IN 9PEN AIR, WH9 KN9WS WH9 C9ULD 6E TRIGGERED 9R AT THE VERY LEAST WARN S9ME9NE-" He would place a hand to his temple... well, yeah he [i]would[/i] if his hands weren't preoccupied holding the human, not that he minded her presence, "999UGH... ugh, they sh9uld kn9w far 6etter than t9 simply carry 9ut such acts 9f... affecti9n s9 6razenly. F9r every9ne's sake, let there 6e less 6l99dshed and far 6e it fr9m me t9 get inv9lved with that, mind my language, 6ullshit in any capacity. I d9 n9t think I can even put faith in the idea 9f such a thing 6eing executed with pr9per mental facilities a69ut them. I d9 n9t care much t9 "p99p 9n parties" 6ut if I had my whistle with me, much, excuse me, shit w9uld 6e slung up9n their tree tent 9f entertainment. #L9ts 9f Shit #ALL The Shit." 04:43:11
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(he will stuff her in a box if she ever mentions bulges again >:u 04:58:17
(( LMAO 04:58:26
("I have chosen... TIMEOUT" [color=#ee0087]"MAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWW-" *put in the timeout room* 05:01:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she could clearly see his face get brighter from the position she was in, the fact she caused this much uproar over something that wasn’t that big of a deal in her eyes. The lalonde was always getting into trouble by trying to make things ‘better’, this is fine he seemed worried about his whistle as the rant went on. Deciding to reach up and give the vantas a pap on his shoulder with a small hush noise. “i wont mention it again just calm down kankri we r no longer near the problems ok” she would pause for a second thinking about what they could do to calm him down. “lets go find ur whistle u said u lost it rite? it might be fun!” this is a good plan this is sure to take his mind off of what she just mentioned. 05:01:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((his invo+lvement lmfao+ 05:13:56
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Roxy is right, [i]they[/i] are away from the problem, but that does not make a problem no longer existent just because it isn't effecting them personally. At the mention of searching for his whistle he let out a small hiff, crab pouting at the obvious attempt to draw his attention away from the obvious stressor, "Mmm. I supp9se that is s9mething I need t9 d9, it is a rather imp9rtant artifact 9f mine that I can n9t f9r the death 9f me understand h9w I l9st it, 6ut I sh9uld n9t tr9u6le y9u with such a j9urney-" he paused to actaully yawn, most certainly a little on the sluggish side given Porrim's manner of affection earlier, "..I w9uld n9t wish t9 pull y9u away fr9m any pri9r meetings y9u may have scheduled 6etwixt y9urself and an9ther individual- speaking 9f which, I am s9rry I did n9t take the time t9 meet y9ur friend. That space was simply t99 unc9uth f9r intr9ducti9ns, P9rrim and I were supp9sed t9 set up a rather neat welc9ming arrangement up9n y9ur return, 6ut she grew rather famished and wished t9 retire afterward." Not a lie in the slightest, shut up. 05:13:58
(yeah that BUM 05:14:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((meanwhile it wasnt even cro+nus initiating 05:14:43
(involved all the same, crab privileges are REVOKED for the time being 05:15:20
(( lmao 05:15:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ho+w much mo+re revo+ked can he get 05:15:40
(( later aradia should actually just tell kankri she asked cronus out and has been making him do everything with a big ol smile that would be funny 05:16:37
(:v... >:v no more friends. 05:16:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((kankri says so+mething abt cro+nus and shes like o+mg im dating him! 05:17:07
(( LMAO 05:17:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((go+nna heat up so+me spicy chicken dip brb 05:17:50
("that is... nice." [color=#cc0000]"Getting my nook absolutely DEMOLISHED-"[/color] "OOOOOOOKAAAAAYYYY. END OF TRANSMISSION, NO MORE, THANK YOU." 05:18:23
(( LMAO 05:18:33
(( cronus walks in like hey kankri whats up and kankri is just glaring daggers 05:18:55
(( who pissed in your cheerios kankri ???? 05:19:23
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( dave: *daps up cronus* hell yeah my man im so proud of you son 05:20:31
("We are not speaking." *scuttles away* 05:21:07
(( cronus is like i'm older than you what the fuck lmao 05:21:10
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( dave: you sure about that? 05:21:37
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( dave: idk i could be a thousand and you wouldnt even know it my genetics are just that good 05:21:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((aradia kno+ws damn well he is no+t o+lder than cro+nus but she aint go+nna say shit 05:22:16
(( lmao 05:22:25
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( dont snitch on me fellow time player 05:22:39
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( we both count microseconds subconsciously but like its rude to tell a ladies age ok 05:23:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOO 05:23:36
(( cronus just being like dude i may still look like a hot 20 year old but i have been in these bubbles for eons buddy. 05:24:01
(( lmao 05:24:04
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( dave: hey dont be time-ist maybe ive been rocking this immortal bod for centuries too you dont know 05:27:43
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( "anyways im buying you a celebration cake congrats on the ass, what flavor do you want? (there ARE wrong answers)" 05:28:16
(( i bursted out laughing at there are wrong answers 05:28:45
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( fuck yeah there are 05:29:12
(>:v lemon cake you filthy bunchkin 05:30:29
Kankri MK II: Deux Inquieter [] joined chat. ~~ 38 ~~ 05:32:07
(( cronus just saying everything but apple is the wrong answer 05:33:17
(( he is learning 05:33:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] "Dude, you're [i]abso-fuckin-lutely[/i] gonna have to show me your sick licks sometime. We can treat it as some killer cultural exchange. We'll be like, bringing this whole place down with the sick fires we're gonna be dropping. Won't need any heaters while the two of us around because every rhyme we'll be dropping will be so goddamn hot." It's been a while since he had a proper rap battle with someone he might be on a more even standing with. His sylladex kept his own rhymes nice and fresh, so there was no way he would be going down without a fight.[br] [br]Damn, such a sincere compliment was nearly enough to fluster Dirk. He glanced back to take a look at the gauntlet, mumbling an old Van Gogh quote to himself. "[sub]'There is no blue without yellow and without orange,' indeed.[/sub]" Clearing his throat, he shifted his attention to moving all the files into a folder. "Could say the same for you. Plus, it's been a while since I've seen someone with such advanced technological skills aside from myself and my friend. Her talents are more suited to coding and hacking, rather than building shit, though." That should about do it. Now he just needed to transfer the files... Dirk took his own shades off, putting on Darkleer's for the time being so that he could log in on his trollian to send the files to himself. After waiting for a bit, he turned to look at Darkleer, still wearing the other's 05:33:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] shades. "Everything's about good to go. I'm gonna run a few tests to make sure it's all running alright. You'll be able to turn it off and on whenever necessary, and you can also use it as an auto-responder to any messages you're too busy to handle immediately." 05:33:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((aradia like "um cro+nus o+nce yo+u reach go+d tier yo+u are pretty much eternally yo+ung, so+" 05:34:37
("you hear that you tierless LOSER" 05:35:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she was trying to worm her way out of the triggering conversation yes, but also she wanted to make him have something he actually cared about back. “it sounds fun i dont got anythin else to do” She was looking around for a little bit, only to look back at him when he yawned. her schedule is free right now, as dirk and darkleer had abandon her in the woods which honestly she doesnt care they did that it was something that was going to happen eventually. “nah they are talkin about robotics and stuff also u need to chill i aint particularly mad and id love to just hang out with my new fav pal” she decided to get up from his lap, quickly standing up and stretching. “we can always introduce u to dirk later but i think its time for u an me to find that whistle.” if he is too tired to do this she will literally carry him, he’s probably not that heavy. 05:36:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((they co+me ho+me to+ tro+ll-human slo+ppy makeo+uts in the wo+rksho+p fr 05:37:40
("I am convinced your friend simply does not wish to meet me, Roxy." 05:38:37
(( roxy going he doesn't look that heavy i will absolutely run around holding him. if roxy does pick up kankri shes like ok ur a bit heavier than u look but its fine ur not as heavy as my other friends and no i am not call them fat i am calling them shredded 05:38:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((lmao+ 05:39:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((dirk go+tta sho+w darkleer his ro+cket bo+ard so+metime to+o+ 05:39:17
(then he gotta show him his rocketfor Darkleer to board 05:39:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOOOO 05:39:53
(( roxy and kankri stop by to say hi to dirk as he's snogging on darkleer and shes like nice they are besties now nailed it 05:40:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] (("besties" 💀💀💀 05:40:10
("Girl what THE FU-" 05:40:21
(( roxy does not give a flying fuck if he's making out with darkleer 05:40:33
(( in her mind she did a good job 05:40:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((dirk pulling away so+ fast lo+o+king all disheveled and shit like "o+h hey ro+x uh whats up we were just discussing the semantics o+f the co+de I co+o+ked up" 05:41:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((literally just like standing emo+ji 05:41:28
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LMFAOOOO 05:41:52
(( she's like glad yall are getting along great see i told u he was awesome darkleer 05:42:09
(kankri is the cat in a hat meme. You know the one. With a bat. 05:42:15
(( LMAO 05:42:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOO 05:42:25
(( i had to mute my mic just to die laughing 05:42:43
(( this is too funy 05:42:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFOA 05:42:51
(( i kept being asked if i was ok 05:42:55
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( darkleer, disheveled as well, flushed with blue, "Yes. He is very 'awesome'..." 05:42:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((HASHDHAS 05:43:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((dirks face just turning red but hes still like B| 05:43:22
(( roxy is like well now that you have met dirk kankri lets leave them alone so they can have fun getting into each others pants and walks away dragging kankri 05:43:48
(( she is not subte about it 05:43:54
(( she knew the entire time 05:43:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((as so+o+n as they started rambling abt ro+bo+tics she knew it was o+ver 05:44:32
(( she was like i did it i made this happen :3 05:44:49
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( LMFAO 05:45:09
(( imagine roxy going love you dirk have fun fucking darkleer and absconds real fast 05:45:52
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] (( roxy: aw yeah look at em go it's so joever they gonna be mackin soon (tm) smh 05:45:56
[color=#000056][url=https://imgur.com/a/e-ecutor-darkleer-p2sSiEu]♐: -+-> [/url][/color] ((roxy LMFAO CHILL GIRL DAMN 05:46:04
((LMAO 05:46:04
(( pretends to push them together with her hands making kissy noises like some barbie dolls 05:46:40
(( no filter roxy is my favorite honestly 05:47:04
(( she just does and says 05:47:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((tempted to+ bring in an alive dirk lo+wkey 05:47:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bro+ turns o+ut to+ be alive he just felt like he was dead bc he had the fattest nap kno+wn to+ man 05:47:42
(( roxy is like wait you have been alive the whole fucking time 05:48:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bro+s like "i have?" 05:48:22