(( vriska tweaking the fuck out whoat the fuck 16:06:22
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(Crabaways, we are Crabaways. Ahoy, there- Ahoy, we are Crabaways. 16:31:20
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(( the crab is not going to be safe much longer 16:45:05
(ó v ò cmon guys we can TALK about this 16:48:01
(( nope 16:48:47
(( also if vriska wants to bother pirate its fine lmoa 16:49:04
("We can use our WORDS to come to an understanding-" [color=green]"We will certainly be coming."[/color] ". . . What does that even mean?" 16:51:54
([url=https://youtu.be/j0ptVDENIRw?feature=shared]how Kankri was cut cuddling Roxy:[/url] 17:01:23
(( LMAO 17:04:34
(( WHY IS THAT A CLIP?!??!?!??!? 😭 17:13:04
(why WOULDNT it be a clip 17:13:33
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(:v waternoose really said "give me THE CHILD" and Kankri was like "why would you wanna be near a youngling, they annoying as shit." 18:00:03
(( LMAO 18:00:13
("Sounds like something a spider would say." [color=#006688]*both spiders owl neck turn to him* 18:01:46
(( pirate just like wtf u say to me you lil shit 18:02:47
(them arguing over whether waternoose is a spider or a crab "Well... he's pretty CHOPPED. Scuffed as face, scuffed ass jowls... ugly ass hell. It has to be a spider." 18:03:58
(( it's on sight 18:08:43
("i fucked your mom." [color=#006688]*crying screaming vomiting in shambles and excreting silk* 18:11:07
(( if david says a damn thing about it that's it she's forcing herself awake to go find this man and beat him up IRL 18:19:48
(( LMAO 18:20:19
(( please 18:20:29
(( please do it 18:20:33
(( so funny 18:20:36
(( BURSTING through into his hive like, "YOU DID WH8T-- ARE YOU SERIOUS STRIDER? YOU CAN'T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS? MY ANCESTOR?!" 18:20:37
(( David: in my defense she came onto me first[br] Vriska: *explodes* 18:21:32
(( LMAO 18:22:17
(( mindfang smiles and goes that i did. 18:22:34
(( She cannot BELIEVE her childhood hero FUCKED the RED STRIDER 18:22:59
(( she's going to lose it 18:23:11
(( That's it, that's the final straw that makes her 8r8k 18:23:31
(( LMFAO 18:23:35
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(( mindfang just watches vriska instantly disappear and then a minute later dave instantly disappears 18:24:08
(she beats his ass so crazy he wakes up and then gets put into a coma 18:24:35
(David literally flickers and comes back like "AAAAAAUUUUUUGGHHHHH" 18:25:05
(( he pops back into the bubble after being sent into a coma like: so i think im gonna be here a while 18:25:06
(( LMAO 18:25:13
(( dave gets knocked out and ends up in a coma for 3 days 18:25:36
(poor guy gets punished for getting that poon poon 18:27:11
(( There's a manhunt for Vriska who just beat up one of Earth C's most famous movie directors/music producers. 18:27:30
(( Vriska: AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN. 18:27:46
(( Vriska: SOMEONE NEEDS TO 8EAT SOME HUMILITY INTO THAT LONG WINDED FUCK. 18:28:11
(( David: are you projecting right now it sounds like youre projecting rn not to pull a rose but like-- 18:28:47
(( *Vriska trying to blow him up with her mind* 18:29:02
([color=#e0001e]"Long winded? Must be thinking of a DIFFERENT red individual who fucked your mother. Not that I would know anyone like that, but like if they existed, that would be crazy. I would have to dap him up for hitting that, Mindfang is A W E S O M E." 18:30:18
(( LMFAO 18:31:14
(( LMAO 18:31:20
(( dave not being able to actually tell everyone why vriska beat him into a coma for 3 days because they wouldn't understand 18:32:05
(( he's like i don't know why she would do this 18:32:22
([color=#e0001e]"She's simply crayzee, I guess."[/color] *Kankri standing in the corner side-eyeing the blood tether between Mindfang and David* 18:33:07
(( LMFAO 18:34:12
(( LMAO 18:38:17
(( fuck that's right he's a seer of blood 18:38:21
(( David is COOKED 18:38:28
(( kankri simply seeing the blood tether between them and going wtf why is it so strong 18:39:12
(a fully realized one too òvó he knows you are nasty 18:39:34
(( LMAO 18:39:41
(( HE KNOWS 18:39:49
("you did that shit 4 hours and 13 minutes ago." [color=#e0001e]"Did wha-"[/color] "Don't- hahahaha.... don't do that. Don't play dumb right now, you know what this is." 18:42:05
(( mindfang squinting like did you time us wtf 18:42:35
(( David is PERSPERATING rn how does HE KNOW? 18:42:43
(( also pretty sure its vriskas turn 18:43:08
(( lmao 18:43:10
(( unless dave wants to join 18:43:16
(( ohshi 18:43:17
(( vriska's there already may as well 18:44:12
(Bro doesnt time anyone, he just knows how to read his bloodlines uvu the younger the link the easier to read 18:45:31
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(( lmao 18:58:35
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(:v go on David. Enter on the ending of Monsters Inc and get beat half to death 18:59:55
(( david getting jumped he doesnt understand why 19:03:34
(come on Redman... help a Redbrother out wirh a distraction :surfbone: 19:05:24
("[sub]With everyone distracted, I can scuttle away in the chaos[/sub]" *quiet mr.krabs walk cycle as he leaves* 19:08:23
(( lmao 19:10:33
(( meulin is not going to let the crab escape 19:10:44
(<:V "C-Cmon guys, there will be other mugs of hot cocoa to consume-" 19:12:15
(( meulin cannot be a bad wife and let him escape and plus with all the words he's been throwing around she is not letting it go 19:13:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] She's of course going to immediately see this giant woman walk in and sit down on the floor. Wearing her sign and sharing the same set of horns and wild snarling black hair-- there's no mistaking who that is. She'd never thought any of the ancestors would be in any bubble-- this is a first for her. Her good eye widens, lips parting with the slightest hitch of the breath. Truly not believing what she sees right now. Suddenly the movie and literally ANYONE ELSE doesn't fucking matter in this room. The person sharing her blood color is getting a stare down for a solid, intense 8 seconds before Serket has to tell herself to fucking cool it and stop looking. [br] [br]There's a lot of complicated emotions springing up at once in seeing [i][u]Her[/u][/i]. But she knows better than to fawn and throw herself at the other highblood. That's just a 8ad idea. She decides to be casual, "Someone with some sense of fashion I see. Welcome in." She greets Mindfang and does her best not to KEEP LOOKING. She keeps glancing though. Fuck. 19:14:47
(( i will air drop david in soonish once others post :y 19:15:08
(( all good 19:15:38
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Euugghh... 6r9ther, EEEWWWWWW-" 19:16:30
(omit 19:16:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] Strangles Kankri-- 19:17:01
(( omit 19:17:05
(dont threaten him with a reason to fuck your mom- 19:24:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] She was casually watching the bizarre buffoonery going on in the magic box with only a small tinge of interest in it, the marquise was mostly just trying to be polite during a show, being a pirate and a serket does not mean you cannot have manners or etiquette. Although mindfang was trying her best to ignore the smaller ceruleans consistent off and on stare, the serket has had enough of this nonsense. [br] [br] She would turn her head and her gaze would set upon vriska, unlike how she was with dave. Her face was stoic with a tinge of annoyance in her eyes. “Do you need something from me, wriggler?” her tone had a cold snap to it, likely to get the other to speak up faster and not waste her time with theatrics. 19:28:08
(( mindfang is like bruh wtf u want stop looking at me 19:28:25
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Fight, fight, fight, fight, I have a parlay, fight, fight, fight" 19:30:30
(omit :v 19:30:33
(( LMAO 19:30:47
(( 'i have a parlay' 19:30:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She is pretending this is not actually happening, she will watch whats left of the movie. Grabbing kankri’s hand, she is not saying a single word or looking away. Letting whatever this shit is going on to happen. She did not feel like dealing with two serkets let alone them possibly fighting if that was the case. 19:31:28
(( lmfaooo 19:31:29
(( roxy pretending everythings fine 19:31:55
(( *the room is on fire* 'this is fine' 19:32:10
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] As horrendous of a situation as this is... perhaps Kankri can use this as a smokescreen for his departure. The movie probably only had a solid 15 minutes left (excluding however long the credits were), leaving now should be alright! He made a move for his mug, Kankri is a gentletroll, of course he would clean up after himself and wash it out- but such a movement was disrupted when Roxy promptly took ahold of his reaching hand. What- oh. She might be worried about the Serket lineage having a blood war against one another. Meh, they are not too scary, but he will stick around for her sake. 19:36:17
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(Rose you dumb HARLOT, COME COMPLETE THE SET 19:52:42
(( LOL 19:58:03
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] 'They are not too scary' say it out loud with your whole chest then, Vantas. She's not at all concerned with the human or other trolls right now, her attention moves to Mindfang directly now and her ancestor is certainly who she imagined her to be. Vriska's being addressed, she should answer. "........ I do, 8ut it's pretty stupid to ask of you. Unless you're willing to spare a moment of your time." Should she? Fuck it. When's the next time you'll see YOUR ancestor, the one who shares the most genetics with you? Those odds are abysmally low. This may be the only opportunity to be had. >::::O 20:03:54
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("psssshhhh... im not auspistizing that shit :v" 20:06:58
(( david: dw i got this[br]*narrator voice* He Does Not 'got this' 20:08:05
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(uh oh 20:17:57
(( sorry i was watching mlp 20:27:48
(( i can now reply 20:27:55
(we are the same (im lying, i am rewatching the sonic movie) 20:28:28
(( as the signless is in the other room with his wife and psiioniic 20:28:39
(( vriska knows nothing 20:28:44
("fuck around and find out." 20:29:38
(( she don't know 20:29:59
(( the ancestors come pouring out and she's desperately trying to find paper to have them sign 20:30:30
(( LMAO 20:32:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((abt to+ make co+ndy walk in fr 20:32:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((signless walks in like hey guys 20:32:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((grabs a bag o+f snacks and leaves 20:32:49
("look at her." [color=#ee0078]"wha-"[/color] "Grown ass woman, fawning over another grown ass woman." 20:32:57
(( signless walking in to get snacks for his wife 20:33:04
(( leaves 20:33:08
(( LMFAO 20:33:34
(( darkleer upstairs getting freaky with a human 20:33:54
(shiiiii... Kankri is jumping her immediately, Condy actovates all his fight responses for some reason uvu 20:34:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((getting scruffed by the giant fish 20:34:33
(( RIP 20:34:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] With a sigh, the pirate would get up and walk over to the couch vriska was sitting at, towering over the other as the small serket finally decided to actually speak up. “Out with it, time here means nothing in this domain. You have my full attention, young one.” The movie behind her was clearly over by the time the marquise walked over and stood in front of it, putting a hand on her hip as she waited for vriskas questions and answers. 20:34:57
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(( kankri fina die soon 20:35:11
(>:u nuh uh- 20:35:21
(( his booty about to get snatched 20:35:34
(<:U HUH 20:36:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((no+w that vriska is distracted YOINK 20:37:14
(( EXACTLY 20:37:25
(( roxy is holding his hand rn but the moment he starts being grabbed that hand is being let go 20:37:46
( 20:37:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAI 20:37:55
(( just the oh shit bye bye 20:38:09
(( HE'S DEAD 20:38:11
([color=#e30ee3]*Condy Enters*[/color] "Now's my chance! THE LEGENDARY VANSTAR TECHNIQUE.... NIGERUNDAYOOOOO R O X Y-" [color=#ee0078]"WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED TO FIGHTING-"[/color] 20:39:11
(( LMFAO-- 20:41:11
(( roxy squints and goes if i can kill u in one timeline ill do it again 20:41:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAO 20:41:52
(( roxy badass lets go 20:41:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((co+ndy is in the o+cean nearby o+r so+meth 20:42:03
(( LMAO 20:42:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((she do+esnt care to+ get invo+lved w that Rabble 20:42:23
(( girl just chillin with a billion boondollars in her pocket 20:44:31
(No one:[br][url=https://youtu.be/oXuJyIytP6Q?si=gABW-KrgryO0_yd9]Kankri as soon as he sees Condy:[/url] 20:48:20
(( that seems to be kankri's favorite line of defense rn 20:50:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((fr 20:50:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((a wo+rld where kankri fucks co+ndy 20:50:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((im trying to+ decide ho+w tall she sho+uld be 20:51:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((ho+w tall is darkleer again 20:51:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] (( like 7'10" 20:51:31
(Condy: *opens mouth*[br][url=https://youtube.com/shorts/5nBxYtXYRNo?si=Yvw7URyfZQjv7fnU]Kankri out prioritizing her:[/url] 20:51:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((wtf lmfao+o+o+ 20:52:08
("you're an alcoholic" random roxy stray just because he's tweaking 20:52:30
(( david: fellow redman i think you need to check your fucking tone addressing my mother before i fly off the handle 20:53:20
(( roxy lets his hand go and tells the mime and catgirl to take him away for his crimes 20:53:21
(( dave getting a thumbs up from roxy after finding out he had fun with the pirate and survived 20:54:51
("WAIT I AM THE SORRY-" [color=#ee0078]"Not yet you aren't. You disrespected your cat didn't you?"[/color] *in tears* "yes." [color=#ee0078]*pats his head and trills* "Yes... yes, I know... THE BOO BOX."[/color] "NAAAAAOOOOO-" *bit crushed agony as Kurloz teleports him into the walls* 20:55:48
(( LMAO 20:56:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] Oh. She's fucking HUGE. Well-- that makes sense. Vriska herself is going to be about that same height when she gets up there in age. She does her best to keep her expression composed and even, staring up at the other highblood. She's clearing her throat and asking, "Can you sign this for me?" Before shifting to uncaptcha something she's lugged around for all her life. Mindfang's journal. Bearing the the sign they both wear boldly upon the front cover of the black, leather bound tome. "I've read it countless times. Never thought I'd meet the one who penned it." 20:59:06
(( SOON I will dump redboi in here... hehehehehehehee 20:59:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((might bring in aradia also+ o+r so+meth 20:59:34
(( vriska asking mindfang to autograph her own journal is wild 21:00:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((fr 21:00:41
(( lmao 21:00:43
(( that bitch never put her full fucking signature in there that fucker 21:01:06
(( LMAO 21:01:27
(( why are you reading my diary 21:01:33
(( why 21:01:35
(( LMFAO 21:01:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((FR LMFAO just straight up saying she read her diary several times 21:01:49
(( Mindfang getting pissed like WHERE DID U GET THAT 21:01:51
(( she literally about to be pissed tho 21:02:01
(( YUH, GET INTO IT 21:02:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((trying so+ hard to+ make my brain wo+rk 21:03:21
("fight, fight, fight, i have a parlay dont fucking lose, fight, fight, fight." 21:04:05
(( LOL KANKRI-- 21:04:53
("i dont like you, but you are Aranea (if even loosely) so my money is on you. Don't fuck up my BAG." 21:08:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((aranea abt to+ walk in maybe 21:08:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((do+ we want aranea o+r co+ndy to+ enter 21:08:51
(( mindfang is actually about to scream 21:08:52
(( i don't blame her that's like her most personal fucking writing 21:09:08
(( arenea walks in and sees her other version screaming at vriska 21:09:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] (("deserved pro+bably" 21:09:27
(( vriska: What the fuck 21:09:53
(( dave gonna have to come in and cool her down before she fucking tries to attack vriska fr 21:10:22
(( yeah i'mma have him roll in 21:10:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] The bloodline has tall bitches in it and it shows, unfortunately for the marquise it makes navigation in some places difficult. When the younger cerulean asked for an autograph a confused look would wash over her face, then vriska pulled out her private journal! What the actual fuck is someone doing with that, how did this girl get what is basically her private thoughts about her times on her ship and life. Letting out a very loud growl at the smaller cerulean as she spoke. “WHERE DID YOU GET TH8T? HOW MANY F8CKING TIMES DID YOU READ IT?!?” the audacity of this fucking wriggler, asking her to sign something that was hers to begin with. The marquise would then uncaptchalogue her dice, glaring at the younger serket. This is indeed a threat. “GIVE IT 8ACK THIS INST8NT!” she is ready to throw down right here, right now. 21:12:23
(( she whipping out the dice fr 21:12:42