(Meanwhile David is actively trying to kill his fellow Redman and Kankri just wont die, "Bring me a flame from the pits of tartarus or admit your failure." 00:54:19
(( here comes bloo 00:54:22
(from Foster's? :v 00:54:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] learning human slang and using it wrong in front of him will make his bloodpusher shrivel and die, she will also be using it correctly when he is not around. Unless slipping up sometimes, petty? Yes, worth it? Also yes. A grin appeared as he spoke about her good taste. Fully beaming in pirate pride. “Finally someone who agrees with my philosophies.” not exactly what he was getting at but it was enough for her to feel something. Unbeknownst to her, lady luck has sided with dave today. “I see, what you are telling me is she prefers to let you tell time.” She has no idea what he’s yammering as she tries to decipher everything he says. [br] [br] 00:55:19
[color=#005682]Anyway none of this mattered as the challenge awaited her, this serket would never back down from a challenge even if it ended in her double death. “I will 8e victorious.” that is a strong choice of words marquise. Watching him make the food appear in bowls even though she had been in the bubbles for a dreadfully long time, she never felt the need to make things appear. It was much more entertaining to sail her ship through and pillage and destroy, the marquise needed to get with the times now and learn how to use the bubbles whether it was enjoyed or not wasn’t relevant. Finally taking her hand off her hip and grabbing the bowl of foreign food with both hands gently, she could already smell the amount of spice he had put in it. This did not look that appetizing to her in the slightest but a challenge is a challenge. [br] [br] 00:55:21
[color=#005682]with a wave of her free hand to dismiss the other. “I will not 8e needing cheese or whatever ranch is.” That would be a mistake, being stubborn does not give you brownie points. Looking over at dave eating it, she would wait a couple of minutes making sure it was fine to eat. With a shrug of her shoulders the marquise would take the eating utensil and start eating the extra spicy buffalo chicken macaroni and cheese. At first she enjoyed the flavors up until it started to slowly burn the inside of her mouth and throat, what did he put in this? Gunpowder? Is this normal for humans to eat such things? Her gaze looking over at his nonchalant and almost what she assumed to be joy in his weird way attitude. She would choke down the rest of the bowl of chow with a few tears leaving her eyes, this was quite the brutal test. Her face grimacing with a new found hate for buffalo chicken macaroni and cheese. [br] [br] 00:55:36
[color=#005682] Her face soon contorted into what appeared to be almost a sudden painful realization that it was not in fact a good idea to eat strange food from a strange new being, not long after dropping the bowl and eating utensil while leaning over and holding her own stomach in pain. She couldn’t even get words out before suddenly collapsing on the floor. It had caused her nervous system to suddenly fail, the amount of capsaicin in her system caused her an almost instantaneous double-death. Her body would stay there for a little while as she had to trek her way back, she was pissed and actually running back at full speed. 00:55:41
(( gonna get some food 00:57:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( go for it 01:01:56
(food for it :v 01:02:44
(( mm food 01:03:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( im fucking dying omg 01:04:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LMFAO 01:05:08
(( thank you i am illiterate as hell sometimes but i get what i need out 01:06:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( bro same tho 01:07:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( time to traumatize the redman 01:08:00
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( im typin im typin >B0 01:42:05
(( i believe in you 01:42:42
(( >:D 01:42:45
(>:v FASTER DAVID, FASTER 01:42:49
(( no let him cook 01:43:15
(cook at the speed of LIGHT DAVID 01:47:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( THE RED WALL... PREPARE 02:01:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000] Millenial teaching a boomer slang is just absolutely hilarious to me. The lens through which she sees the world is kinda funny but also interesting. It's like witnessing a piece of troll history or something in person. She says she'll be victorious but he's unsure about that. Some people can't handle spice. But he's got a glass of milk in the ammo box in case she can't handle it. Water would make it worse. All the fatty stuff cancels out the Pain that coats your mouth when you eat that stuff. Her refusal to ranch and blue cheese is a total mistake. His brows raise up over his shades and he gives her a little shrug. Okay, whatever dude go wild.[/color] 02:01:24
[color=#910000] Dave has no trouble shoveling it in and enjoying himself but his eyes are focused on Mindfang to gauge her reaction. There's translucent cerulean-hued tears rolling down her cheeks and he opens his mouth to mention milk but her face switches up. Pain but of a different kind-- the sort of reaction you get when you've got a shitty kidney stone or something. And the woman is doubling over. Dave damn near drops his bowl but instead disappears it halfway to the ground. Moving with lightning speed to her side as she goes down to the floor. What the fuck? This is new. Can highbloods not handle the heat? The cerulean stops breathing. Dave's pulse jumps and his hands tremble as he checks her vitals. Feeling like the world around him narrows down until all he can see is his absolute fuckup. Had he known, he would've [i]never[/i] done this. 02:01:30
[color=#910000]He tries to move her body to a less compromising position but this is a big bitch. He's not above channeling some of his godly bullshit to speed up the process though. Shoving his shades up into his hair as his digits go to TRIPLE check her pulse. Do ghosts even have one??? His whole body is shaking at this point. Mumbling to himself while panic actually sets in. A familiar hitching of breath making his throat seal up and chest ache. Yeah she's cooked and so is he. Fresh guilt rips into his psyche. [/color] "no no no no no no-- fuck no this cannot be happening again shit shit... SHIT!!!" [color=#910000] There goes his breath. Along with his sight that blurs with stinging tears. This actually wasn't his intention. If he's responsible for her double-death, what the FUCK will he do? All he can really do is pace. Shaky palms grasping at his pale hair and tugging. About to carve a fucking line in front of Mindfang's corpse. Saying cuss words into the ether while his poor brain replays the scene over and over along with lamenting, self-degrading choice words at himself.[/color] 02:01:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ok proceed 02:02:04
(( evil witch cackling ensues 02:02:46
(( the pirate bitch even in death being dramatical as hell 02:04:58
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ofc ofc she is lmfao 02:06:24
(its official David is challenging me to a WALL OFF >:U 02:06:43
(( well time to let everyone into the flood gates and also let her bust a wall down 02:06:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( AHAHAHAHAAA 02:06:55
(( dirk roxy meulin and aradia walking in to her dead and dave flipping out 02:07:23
(( with a dead ass pirate on the floor 02:07:37
(( this scene is so fucking funny 02:08:52
(:v Kankri Points and laughs a singular, dry "Ha." 02:09:02
(( who knew buffalo chicken macaroni and cheese could kill someone within minutes 02:09:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Looks like there's some kind of picnic going on in between the location. He let Aradia guide their little entourage back to wherever they'd all been hanging out. Not like he had anywhere better to be, with being dead and all. As they arrived and entered the building, they immediately happened upon the corpse of what seemed to be an adult troll as well as Dave obviously panicking about it. Dirk surveyed the situation for a moment before finally speaking up. "She'll be back." He walked into the room, kneeling down next to Dave and resting a gentle hand on his back as a means of offering some level of comfort. "None of us are capable of double-dying permanently, s'far as I can tell." He's probably tested it out. "Not sure what happened, but she will probably come back as soon as she realizes what happened." He patted his back, gesturing towards the body as it started to fade. He had no clue who this chick was, or what Dave's relationship was with her. Didn't even catch what they'd been talking about before they walked in, so all he could do was help Dave calm down best he can. 02:09:47
(( DUDE DID YOU JUST HAVE THAT AT THE READY LMAO 02:10:20
(they been lurkin, they been schemin 02:10:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LOADED UP READY TO POST LOL 02:11:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( imma make some noodles! B) 02:11:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i wro+te the first like 2 sentences ages ago+ but I just rushed thro+ugh the rest between games lmao+ 02:11:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( so fair tho 02:12:10
(( LMAO 02:12:34
(( noodles 02:12:40
(>:v sippin LEAN 02:12:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((80+ wpm but my brain is failing fro+m a singular ho+ur o+f sleep fr 02:13:37
(( jesus you need to sleep more fr 02:14:15
(( i'll give you my extra 5 hours i don't need it 02:14:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( yeah ironically enough these are spicy Indonesian nooodles "Mi goreng fried noodles" 02:14:39
(( i would actually keel over and die irl with spicy 02:15:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( goddamn bro u need to go BACK to sleep 02:15:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i also+ am living o+ff o+f like 80+o+z o+f co+ffee and a singular bo+wl o+f cinnamo+n to+ast crunch 02:15:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( spicy so good tho... 02:15:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( oh my god 02:15:18
(( jesus take the wheel fr 02:15:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( im coming over im cooking u cant do this -- 02:15:34
(we havin the teriyaki noodles with the ghost pepper sauce and chili flakes :V 02:15:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((starving artist real 02:16:55
(( look long story short my mom forced me to take a shot of water with cayenne pepper powder and i almost died 02:16:59
(( please i can't do it 02:17:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( .... SHE WHAT-- 02:17:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( wtf 02:17:23
(( look my life is very fucking wild don't question it 02:17:35
(( technically i did it to prove i wasn't lying about not being able to do it 02:18:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((a 02:18:17
(( i was like fine if you don't believe i can't handle spicy give me the damn shot 02:18:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((that reminds me o+f when I was like 14 and my stepdad fo+rced me to+ do+ a salt lick sho+t 02:18:29
(that reminds me of.... :v nah nevermind. 02:19:12
(( i literally said to my mom after dying for half an hour straight vodka goes down easier 02:19:20
(( that was btw last yearish 02:19:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bruh 02:20:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((my stepdad was trying to+ figure o+ut who+ was stealing his whiskey 02:20:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((It was my o+ldest bro+ther 02:20:28
(( smh 02:20:33
(gave yall the cow treatment smh 02:21:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bro+ knew it wasnt me bc I lo+o+ked so+ disgusted 02:22:20
(( actually it wasn't last year it was 6 months ago 02:22:27
(( i cannot tell time ok 02:22:45
(( it is an enigma 02:22:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] considering she was right behind dirk, this was such a hot mess. At first she just let dirk handle the situation before coming up to dave herself, setting her hand on his shoulder as some reassurance. Momma lalonde and papi strider got you dave. She decided to dream up a bomb ice pop (rocket variety) and hold it out for the distraught strider. “yea its gonna be aight heres a rocket pop to calm the nerves” sometimes this made her feel better so she was just trying her best. What an interesting family reunion right now. [br] [br][url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] she would dream up a stick and decide to poke the fading corpse just to ensure it was in fact not coming back to life, once she determined it was safe. She would uncaptchalog one of her various scrapbooks and log what she saw for future purposes.[/color] 02:29:08
(( time for mindfang to break a fcking wall 02:29:20
("I'LL HANG HIM UP BY HIS ENTRAILS" 02:32:13
(( she can't stop at full speed towards wall so she is going to break it instead lmao 02:33:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] The moment she had spawned back in her original bubble, she had decided full speed ahead back to the previous one. It would take her a while even at full speed considering the distance, did it stop her? No, absolutely not. She was determined to find out what the hell dave put in the food for it to instantly cause her death, the more the thoughts ran through her mind the more irritable she had gotten. Soon enough in the distance, she could see her galleon and the massive hive. She was not intending on slowing down at the speed she was going, in fact she gained speed. Bracing her arms in front of her to crash directly into the main room wall, using her sheer highblood strength to stop herself mere inches of the group. [br] [br] brushing debris off her before looking at dave with a glare, the moment she saw how distraught he was, her demeanor would soften a bit. Letting out a loud exacerbated sigh, her body nowhere in sight as it had faded the moment she had crashed through the wall. She would then decide to sit on the floor to try and be a little less intimidating for the new arrivals, she doesn’t feel the need to fight. “What was in that food, it was not gunpowder? i shall not partake of that again with whatever spice you put inside it.” her voice was eerily calm as if she had never died in the first place. 02:42:30
(( girl just ran a marathon just to ask him a stupid question while he's sobbing gg 02:42:54
(( her pretending she did not run a marathon back and crash into a wall 02:43:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( she went from 'im pissed' to alright ig im mildly inconvenienced' 02:47:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dskjdf the rocket pop omg 02:47:44
(( lmao 02:47:52
(( mindfang would absolutely pretend not to be pissed if she doesn't have to deal with two other angry humans 02:48:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( fear our ability to eat things that will hurt us 02:50:04
(( she is like i see the family is coming to save there young better not push my luck 02:50:51
(( just assuming thats his family 02:51:09
(( lmao 02:51:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( LMFAO-- 02:51:56
(( she's like gr8 the other annoying family members are here 02:52:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( otherwise she'd be doin' him like bart "WHY YOU LITTLE" *strangling him* 02:52:32
(( LMAO she would be like yelling at him rn 02:52:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dkjhsda LOL 02:53:03
(( like you bitch i can't believe you would poison me after i told you not to 02:53:14
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i am actively perishing I need to+ sleep 03:04:35
(( go the fuck to bed dude we can do more shenanigans tomorrow 03:06:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( yeah man B0 03:07:05
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((o+k gn guys 😩 03:07:34
(( kisses homie goodnight 03:07:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( nini! 03:08:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000] He's having such a [i]wonderful[/i] time here. Crying and looking like a total fucking loser sap who can't put a lid on it. But it's like his brain is skip, skip [i]skipping[/i]. Needle scratching a record and there's these brief flashes in front of his eyes from something disconnected from this reality. To his own. To the past. Of a different corpse in front of him. With candy colored red on the very hands he's using to smear and wipe the tears on his face. Logic is taking a back seat at the moment entirely and there's wires crossing in his mind. It's almost a blessing his trauma induced visions aren't seeping into the bubble; otherwise the others would see what else is going on in addition to the scene they stumble in on. He's having a hard time coming down. Even as his brother offers a comforting hand and words that sound distant. Roxy too. It'd warm his heart to have a version of both his family members here at once at his side... were he not in the middle of a legitimate shitfit.[/color] 03:17:58
[color=#910000]It's only when Mindfang literally BURSTS through the wall like the Kool-aid Man that his attention actually focuses into what's really happening. Snapping his gaze toward the highblood with a wild-eyed look. Scanning over her quickly and yes, she's real. Even the body is gone at this point. And the relief that washes over him is about as freeing as taking a piss you've been holding for a whole work shift. Sniffling, cleaning his face up and offering the Strilonde pair some silent pats as a thank you for their attempt at comfort. Though his hands still tremble when touching their arms. He's quick to pull his shades back down onto his face and try to shove the residual nasty influx of emotions to the side and tell himself that things are fine. It's cool. Dirk's right, of course and he's so relieved of that fact.[/color] 03:18:36
[color=#910000]The Knight clears his throat as he accepts Roxy's offering. Taking a lick or two to chill the fuck out. And maybe answer Mindfangs question with a steady voice,[/color] "... uh. it was buffalo sauce. spicy stuff. which has capsaicin. its what makes that burning sensation, the 'heat'... i was... i was gonna offer milk to help offset it since you didnt take ranch n blue cheese and i felt bad that you were tearing up over the heat but then you fucking died-- im sorry. i didnt know and i didnt mean to do that to you mindfang and thats on my strider name" [color=#910000] He's rambling, his pace quicker than before just to get it all out.[/color] 03:19:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( OK there we go, sorry ive been typing and eating 03:19:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( now i go feed the kitten huehue 03:20:19
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(( i might have to go chill for the night 04:04:22
(( big sleepy 04:04:31
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(:v sleeb sleeb sleeb 04:06:38
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(now it is just Me... and DAVID >:v 04:55:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( what we doin fellow redman 04:57:49
(>:v i am staring... straight into veil of the shades. beyond the veil of the shades, even. 04:59:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( shadeception.... 05:04:00
(shadeception :v 05:07:30
(The Redman Meeting shall be. Legendary. 05:09:19
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([url=https://youtube.com/shorts/E40jFxlVPmE?si=tkJNhfIL5OCUy8mO]Me, making sure the creature does not return:[/url] 08:07:37
(( lmao 08:07:58
(watching chat, watching youtube, reading logs, checking search chats, and playing dragon ball, neck is in shambles. 08:10:16
(( me about to make a microwavable rice packet bc i feel like im about to die 08:11:24
(microwaveable rice >:u 08:12:08
(at least let it be MACARONI >:U 08:12:17
♊: "I'd rather not... eat anything that Meenah made." Psii felt a bit tense. Back in the helm, he was forced to eat whatever crap the Empress wanted to bake, and he hated every second of it. "I'll just... keep drinking this hot chocolate and that's it- but thank you for the offer, I appreciate it and I don't want to be rude." 08:15:16
(( i can't eat microwavable macaroni unless its stove boiled first 08:25:50
(( and not kraft 08:26:06
(( kaft legally wants to kill me 08:26:13
(( god i really am turning into roxy *kraft 08:26:32
(( speaking of macaroni mindfang keeled over and died to buffalo chicken macaroni and cheese 08:27:19
(a drop of kankri blood would send her to hell where she belongs :v 08:30:59
(( don't tempt her she will go after the redman 2.0 08:31:27
(>:u on WHAT GROUNDS?? 08:36:09
(( he's also her type? lmao 08:37:46
(( lowblood full of himself pretending to be a leader. 08:38:04
(( yea i rest my case 08:38:12
(>:v IT IS NOT PRETEND! He is a very good leader uvu 08:38:53
(( LMAO 08:39:00
(( she thinks otherwise but that's fine 08:39:16
(( roxy thinks hes a great leader but mindfang does not 08:39:28
(ò-ó 08:39:35
(what the hell :v 08:39:43
(>:U HE IS AN AWESOME LEADER 08:40:22
(( LMAO 08:40:30
(being 8 feet tall does not stop him from being on her level when it comes to SASS 08:44:53
(( do you want to fuck both areneas because thats where that goes. 08:45:44
(( do not go that route 08:45:52
(:v that sounds like a route ripe with stress >:v ahh im sure he'll be FINE 08:47:10
(( LMAO 08:47:26
(( it's like your trynna collect bitches like pokemon cards 08:48:14
(( gotta catch em all 08:48:30
(it just happens to happen that way, he did not put on the cap, it simply found him :v 08:49:05
(( mindfang fr gonna mess with him for a while like i know all your secrets 08:50:50
(hits her with the tried and true technique. The impregnable ability. The PATENTED PHRASE! 08:52:04
("Nuh uh." 08:52:09
(( i knew you were gonna say that 08:52:37
(( i almost wrote that shit in 08:52:43
(( lmao 08:52:44
(( she's gonna get to his level and whisper in his ear one of the secrets and he's gonna try to fucking bolt and she's gonna be like nah you stay here 08:53:20
(( i should pass out soon 08:53:29
(:v yeyeyeye 08:54:10
(<:v oh nah, demonic work with those secrets. 08:54:37
(he would pull out ZE CROSS "BACK, WRETCHED HELL BEAST! SCURRY BACK TO THE CREVICE YOU SLITHERED FROM!" 08:56:03
(( LMAO she just grabs him and pulls him into her lap like you can't do shit bitch >::::) 08:56:41
(( alright i should go to bed now 08:57:38