Friday 20 June 2025

((the way bro is blindly trying to stop it and then it starts again 01:29:12

((god 01:29:17

((lmaoooo 01:29:17

((thats the second bulge 01:29:23

((HELP 01:29:29

((LMFAOOO 01:29:38

((:mitunaproud: 01:31:27

((i came up with a worse one 01:34:26

((oh no 01:34:39

((a second bulge has hit the damara 01:34:39

((god dammit 01:34:43

(( (or cronus) 01:34:48

((hello? 01:34:56

((WWHAT DO I HAVVE TO DO WWITH THIS 01:35:02

((what do you mean has hit them 😭 01:35:05

((YOU KNOW WHAT 01:35:15

((🧍‍♂️ 01:35:45

((its okay bones it'll make more sense later :doge_evil: 01:36:03

((oh lord 01:36:10

((lord 01:36:27

((man 01:47:48

[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [man] 01:52:50

((exactly 01:53:56

[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradiabot-VEVYWZY][color=#000056]ARADIABOT:[/url][color=#000056] (man) 01:54:13

[url=https://imgur.com/a/crime-against-nature-erisolsprite-LzjtSzz][color=#4AC925]ERISOLSPRITE:[/url][color=#4AC925] [man] 01:54:33

(Detective Aradiabot really nearly got into a fight with miniature Kankri and decided "man, breaking his bones wouldnt even do anything for me." And left 02:00:27

((yeah 02:01:09

((maybe someday we will get a peaceful experience for aradiabot 02:01:33

((maybe someday 02:02:47

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(we were close to adding Aradiabot to the search team ù-ú but it was all FLUBBED 02:04:17

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(:v yeah, better run 02:04:28

((lmfao 02:05:02

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((the actual hard disconnect is crzy 02:05:09

((i mean hello 02:05:14

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((damn my bad 02:05:42

((lol 02:05:43

(>:v keep RUNNING 02:05:47

((i cant 02:05:51

(>:V YOU CAN DANCE MORE FOR US, CAN'T YOU? LET THE BALLET CONTINUE! 02:06:13

(Kankri needs to form his NEO RPG Whistle Search Party™ :V it will be a fun adventure 02:07:11

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((mmm aradiabot 02:28:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/damara-megido-UFMJyOx][color=#A10000][bgcolor=#707070][u]DAMARA[/u]:[/bgcolor][/url][color=#A10000] Considering her descendent’s peculiar enjoyment with more extreme stakes, it probably wouldn’t be particularly unexpected if Damara was the same to some degree. She couldn’t help but let out a little laugh at his words. It made sense that having an attractive person nearby would distract one from just about any task they were trying to focus on, especially if said individual was coming into direct physical contact with you. She allowed her hand to nestle gently against his cheek, rubbing her thumb against his skin gently. Some things were better left unknown. But she also wasn’t the type to say any sort of profanities without her heavy accent disguising them. “NOT IMPORTANT. LITTLE JOKE.” Her attention went back to the screen, still sprawled out across his lap as her hand slipped to fidget with some of his hair. It wasn’t often that she got to just lounge and relax with someone like this. 02:45:17

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[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [nuts] 02:57:27

((ayo 02:57:48

[url=https://imgur.com/a/damara-megido-UFMJyOx][color=#A10000][bgcolor=#707070][u]DAMARA[/u]:[/bgcolor][/url][color=#A10000] (Surely nothing could possibly ruin the peaceful vibe.) 02:58:26

((boner to the head 02:58:46

((nooo dont tempt me 02:58:55

((slimy boner to the head 02:58:59

((NOO 02:59:03

((two slimy boners to the head 02:59:05

((IM TEMPTED 02:59:07

((LMFAOOO 02:59:10

((ew the laugh i just laughed 02:59:16

((sounded like a budget witch 02:59:25

((yelloww smudge on your cheek 02:59:27

((how did it get through the suit? we'll never know 02:59:39

((liquid goes through fabric pretty easily bro 02:59:51

((gene-mat so powerful it transcends two layers 02:59:54

((god 03:00:13

((am i writing that now cause i might 03:00:24

((you can if you want itd be pretty funny 03:00:34

(probably :matt: do whatcha want, goontuna 03:00:36

((we dont have to actually have them do anything its still funny either way 03:00:45

((insane shit 03:00:49

((woe, honey be upon ye 03:01:29

[url=https://imgur.com/a/damara-megido-UFMJyOx][color=#A10000][bgcolor=#707070][u]DAMARA[/u]:[/bgcolor][/url][color=#A10000] (does he have a loose honey pot in his pocket or is this what i think it is) 03:02:03

((JJWJSHDH 03:02:16

((i might make him feel bad for it too 03:02:22

((LMFAOOO 03:02:26

((god help 03:02:35

((damara asks if he came already and mituna ashamedly saying 'no' like a dog thinking it did something wrong 03:02:59

((SHAHSA 03:03:05

(("all i did was touch your cheek" 03:03:19

((bros a little excited 03:03:34

((lmfaoo 03:03:37

("It was me, Capt9r." 03:04:10

((kankri would never 03:04:22

((maybe with latula nearby who knows 03:04:39

((:HUHH: 03:04:49

((bro getting freaky in convo w her fr 03:05:01

((while shes just there like uhhh uh huh 03:05:10

((god 03:05:22

((god their canon dialogue is so fucking funny 03:05:26

([color=teal]"......"[/color] "Anyways, y9u're my fav9rite plat9nic individual in all 9f existence and I w9uld n9t trade 9ur S9LELY PLAT9NIC friendship f9r anything in eternity. Als9 I have t9 g9." *literally teleports to someone's direct location* 03:07:03

((bro literally pointing out some stalker type shit to her and is like "anyways glad we are JUST FRIENDS and never decided to become anything other than FRIENDS because i cherish you as a FRIEND" and shes just like 😨 03:08:04

((talking about some "like how you make that little noise when you do high fives but you can only notice if you listen really closely" 03:08:43

((boy why are YOU listening that closely 03:09:00

("you sniffed that cake. I saw you. You cant smell, but its okay, it was cute." *strokes hair* 03:09:05

((LITERLALY BRO 03:09:11

((oh my god 03:09:30

((is it really that bad 03:09:35

(("and you looked around to make sure nobody noticed. but i noticed. and i just thought it was charming" 03:09:50

((no bro you do not understand bro is so out of pocket talking to latula 03:10:10

((yes he is 03:10:11

((i havenr seen the dialogue 03:10:20

((GOD 03:10:23

((or dont remember 03:10:23

((hold on 03:10:26

((its really bad 03:10:35

(:v its peak 03:10:47

((ill send u some of the relevant snippets of their dialogue 03:11:09

((oh no 03:11:10

((my exercises are done 03:12:29

((time to sit and do nothing 03:12:36

((oh yeah? 03:12:50

((yeah <:) 03:13:09

((im gonna strangle you 03:13:22

((jshdhdh 03:13:25

((you knoww wwhat to do 03:13:54

(yeah, hop on SF4 with me, Vegeta :v 03:14:51

((upon review of kankri's logs with latula ive decided he is Bitchmade 03:21:58

((absolutely 03:22:42

((yeah 03:23:01

((i mean theres a reason that u have to run around and jump through hoops to get latula to be the one to distract him 03:23:46

((alright so since its main i want to do this respectfully. how much detail on mituna's unfortunate H8ppen? 03:24:08

(ûvû cause he is an upstanding gentlemen 03:24:20

(:v idk probably not much, Cronus nutted on Roxy once 03:24:38

((REALLY? 03:24:44

((you can talk about the wetness soaking thru and stuff 03:24:46

((yeah 03:24:47

((god not this actually happening 03:24:48

((bc aradia was drunk dancing 03:24:50

((and he was watching her 03:24:58

((YOU GUYS SAID IT FIRST IM JUST KSJDNDNFNFRNF 03:25:01

((and roxy was sleeping on cronus' lap 03:25:04

((oh my god 03:25:12

((in her white shirt 💔 03:25:22

((bruh wwhy is evveryone cumming their pants 03:25:38

((funny 03:25:42

((aradia just throws back her junk in the trunk and next thing roxy knows she wakes up slimed like on tv 03:25:43

(>:v and then Kankri touched her nipple while trying to help her clean up in the bathroom 03:25:46

((well its junk in the trunk and the fact she has the most massive bazingas in the room at pretty much all times 03:26:02

(but anywaves :v too much dip on your chip and I'll send you to the shadow realm >:u 03:26:07

((no sonic pls.. have mercy.. 03:26:17

((christ 03:26:18

((lMFAOO 03:26:21

((god 03:26:24

((god this might end up looking ambiguous whether he pissed himself or got excited 03:26:51

((its like saying u have a boner as a troll is complicated bc its not exactly just a popping a tent 03:26:56

((yall sure are something 03:27:03

((believe it 03:27:18

((youre saying this like u havent known me a decade bruh 03:27:19

((sybau 03:27:29

((ur first exposure to me was me being a freak bruh 💔 03:27:34

((omg 03:27:39

((kills u 03:27:43

((lmfao 😭 03:27:47

((and solkat 03:27:50

((yeah kankri walking in on solkat 03:27:56

((my poor vvirgin eyes 03:28:21

((LMFAOO 03:28:24

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((fuck 03:29:26

((lol? 03:29:28

(tager toten 03:29:32

((anywway it'll be faster like this 03:29:36

((typing in vvr makes me wwant to havve a stroke 03:29:52

((yeah 03:29:59

((especially if i havve to type a lot 03:30:02

((its like im wwaiting for a certain someone wwho spent an obscene amount of money to be stalling hmm 03:30:58

((lmfao 03:31:03

((my bad its my job to help them stall 03:31:25

((no the fuck its not you daft cunt 03:31:40

(Identify Yourself *equips crabscalibur* > : Y I wont be asking again 03:31:44

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: Damara distracting him by just having her head in his lap was one thing; but coupling that with the kiss and gropes from earlier, ALONG with her intimate touches of his face and hair? His face was steaming yellow and it was pressing all the right buttons. Despite his vulgarities he [i]loved[/i] affection, and in the right spot at the right or wrong time.. His eye twitches, he bites his lip firmly, and he falls off his board again right off a bridge and his character kisses a beam below.[br][i][/i][br]And something else kisses Damara. "UH HUH- HHHH- [sub]HJJGJRJFJGJG-[/sub]" What's the troll equivalent of popping a tent? Whatever it was, Damara's cheek was slowly being touched by yellow. Oops. 03:31:47

((woe 03:31:54

((LMAO 03:32:24

((lord 03:32:27

((allit takes is a head turn how much self control do i have 03:32:43

((not enough i think 03:32:46

((do it 03:32:49

((be freaky w me 03:32:53

((bruh momemt 03:32:59

((:aradia_smile: 03:33:01

((moment 03:33:03

((damara like that *sigh* *unzips pants* meme 03:33:39

((bros committing to being freaky in like 7 different places 03:33:40

((oh you dont even know, i have other freak-offs in progress 03:34:05

((soon wwe'll havve to make another 5 chats just for bones 03:34:11

((yeah again 03:34:17

((anyway ill do my unboxing now i guess 03:34:31

((the new ones were already bc i was taking up like 2/3 of the originals for ages 03:34:32

((can u hop in call and do unboxing asmr 03:34:41

((not evven out of the box is crazy 03:34:41

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