(( mindfang knowing east alternian due to her old job as a pirate 04:56:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Damara: [Finally, someone who isn't an idiot.] 04:57:28
(( mindfang: [You have such a poor dialect in this field, however it is nice to hear another one who enjoys the culture and variety that is east alternia.] 04:58:49
(( just fucking roasting her right off the bat for her poor butchering of east alternian 04:59:09
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(>:v and then Kankri has to throw a flag on the play, "Erm ACKSHUALLY ITS EASTERN B E F O R A N, SKANK." just has to hate on Mindfang at every turn, the citations she has are staggering. 05:05:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LMFAOOOO 05:05:49
(( punts kankri into the sun 05:05:52
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( I'd like to think her "Japanese" being 'bad' is just partially Hussie being too lazy to truly write that shit properly. And just runs with it. 05:06:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( So she could speak it properly, but chooses not to around the others to fuck with them. Along with her even Worse English @ the humans. Probably by design, to make them feel endeared to her. 05:07:58
("Aranea, I need you to tell me everything about yourself." [color=#0088e8]"Wha- Me? Golly well, I am obviously a devoted follower of you- err Signless-"[/color] "Not [i]you[/i] you, LARGE YOU. I have to outplay Big You by any means necessary." 05:08:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( KANKRI LMFAO 05:08:43
(A Generational Talent of hating, none can match him if he gets serious. 05:09:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((shes no+t a fo+llo+wer, just a fan, actually 05:09:12
(>:v fan, follower, GIVE THE INFO ON BIG YOU 05:09:36
(:v wait where di you come from 05:09:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Karkat: I BEG YOUR PARDON? MOVE OVER THIS IS A VANTAS HATE TRAIN. 05:09:53
(<:v boner just spawned in outta no where, did you pop a blue pill gang? 05:10:42
(( mindfang looking directly at kankri and going he was mid 05:10:44
(( dave teaching her all this lingo 05:11:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((go+nna be playing so+me games first befo+re anything butyea 05:11:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LMAOOOOO 05:11:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( David: atta girl im so fucking proud 05:11:34
(( mindfang meets signless later and calls him mid 05:11:48
(( to his face 05:11:59
([color=#008ee8]"Mid"[/color] "Bi- Ohohohooooooooo. MHMHMHMHMMMMM." *hands and knees trying not to tweak* 05:12:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] (("but I'm no+t mid, I'm lo+wer than the castes even acco+unt fo+r-" 05:13:05
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(( mindfang having to explain what dave explained to her to signless 05:13:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( David: im so happy to share my culture like this this is beautiful to watch 05:15:09
(( the ecosystem is thriving 05:15:49
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( B) 05:16:07
("Get your "l1ngo" away from me." [color=#e1000e]"Cmon, brotherman, these are new, exciting, RED Times-"[/color] "THE TIMES WEREN'T SO RED WHEN IT CAME TO DAMA-"[color=#e1000e] "YO SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONT SPEAK THE DEVIL'S NAME! YOU MAKING THE SPOT HOT FR!" 05:18:33
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LOL 05:18:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( *Damara spawns in behind them* [Hello boys.] 05:19:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( DAVID, "She's right behind us isn't she?" *Acooby Doo ahh turn, look, and then scream* 05:20:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] ((*Scooby 05:20:15
("[Shite-]" [color=#e1000e]"LIKE AHAHA ZOINKS, KANNY DOO!" *leaps into Troll Redman's Arms* 05:21:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( *Goofy as fuck running sound affect* 05:22:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Damara chasing after them, she is EXTREMELY FAST AND GAINING ON THEM 05:22:48
(*Goofy As Fuck door scene with Damara floating lazily at mach 80* 05:23:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Dave: ive seen enough horror movies to know that i, the wise-cracking handsome side character am about to get my ass ate 05:23:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( ONG with a hallway shot, there's like ten doors on either side 05:24:08
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] this vwas macabre evwen for damara, then again the convwersations alvways tended to go bad vwith the rust. the ampora vwas not going to try to reason vwith the psychotic nature of vwhat vwas going on, despite not getting an ansvwer about his remains being rudely used like a dress up doll the wviolet vwas just going to try to ignore this problem for nowv. as it seemed the megido really only vwanted to mess vwith his psyche more than anything, some relief vwould vwash ovwer the wviolets face as the rustspoke and told him vwhere his jacket vwas. the ram seemed more than vwilling to return it to its original state and kept it safe, he vwas unsure as to vwhy but he’s not going to complain about her reasoning.[br] [br] 05:27:41
("I HAVE AN IDEA!" *place down a cardboard cutout of Rufioh* [color=#e1000e]"Who that fuck is that- is that the motherfucker from Peter Pan-"[/color] "It's Pupa Pan and no, that's an ex-matesprit. Now we just hope she is rabbid enough to try killing this instead." [color=#cc0000]*literally watched them set the trap* ○v○ 05:27:42
[color=#6A006A]then the megido finally said something about it being a gift, did the rust knowv it vwas a gift from aradia or did the ram havwe some moral ethics on gifted items? he’d step ovwer tovwards the hanging jacket, taking it off the hanger and putting it on rather quickly. “that is rather nice of you damara, thank you.” he vwas being wvery sincere about it, although he vwas still a little surprised and confused. “the gift vwas from aradia before vwe became matesprits, she thought it vwould look good on me. i quite enjoy the time i havwe been spending vwith her. at some point she vwas going to showv me some of the old human ruins near her hivwe in her bubble.” vwhy is he blabbing about this to damara of all trolls, probably due to the fact she happened to be here in front of him at this particular moment. 05:27:44
(( killed 05:27:50
(( sure 05:27:52
(CRONUS OH NO 05:27:52
(Bissection :v so good 05:28:09
(( wasn't fast enough its fine lmao 05:28:12
(or perhaps I was simply too fast uvu 05:28:36
(( mindfang getting beef with damara bc summoner was her matesprit and damara hates rufioh 05:29:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LMFAO 05:29:20
(( imagine vriska having to explain pupa pan to mindfang 05:30:14
(( she's gonna be really confused 05:30:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Damara: [Your matesprite was noble. [i]He[/i] is nothing like your Rufioh. He lacks a fucking spine.] 05:31:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Poor Mindfang out of the loop LMFAO 05:32:23
(GrannyFang 05:32:48
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(( mindfang whistling like she did not know rufioh lacks a spine 05:38:25
(( had to kill herself using her abilities 05:38:49
("waitwaitwaitwait... you mean you [i]waited[/i] for your lover to hatch and then waited [i]again[/i] for him to become lik 20 sweeps old?" [color=#008ee8]"Raindrops in the ocean in terms of time to me."[/color] *side eyeing the 4th wall* "Chat, isn't she kinda [i]weeeeeeeiiiiiiiirrrrrrd?[/i]" 05:42:44
(( girl waited for a very fucking long time 05:43:25
(( the dedication 05:43:42
(( is real 05:43:45
(heard a prophecy and said "shit thats my life now" like girl go do something else, gawd damn- 05:44:25
(( used her vision 8fold on a white orb and found out i gain a himbo 05:45:10
([color=#008ee8]"He had spirit, but he was soooooooo dumb as shit... but god those [i]horns- those ARMS-[/i]"[/color] "OOOOOOOKAAAAAYYYY OKAYOKAYOKAY, EVERYONE GETS IT, WE HAVE GOTTEN IT COMPLETELY!" 05:47:41
(( LMAo 05:47:51
(( the unfortunate person to ask mindfang about her previous matesprit are going to be in for a shock 05:48:50
(( girl gonna go on and on about how hot and stupid he is 05:49:12
(( when in reality he was actually smart but her happiest memories are when he would do silly things 05:50:02
("Jesus fuck, if I help you find him will you STOP-" anything to cease her fawning 05:50:57
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(( imagine she just goes no its fine he will eventually figure it out probably. 05:51:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] A little bit of macabre is expected in the Megido lineage. She's always been a menace after her break in their session. No one could stop her. And even still, no one could. She does as she pleases even now. As for knowing or if it were morals at play? Perhaps a mix of both. Damara would've just hummed in acknowledgement to his thank you. Giving a very small nod as her focus is really on those nails. Tongue poking of her lips, held between her teeth. Not paying attention much as the highblood gets himself dressed. Though, when he mentions Aradia she stills her working hands and listens without turning. Just quietly tuning in until he finishes speaking. At which point she starts moving again to finish up her handiwork. 05:52:29
[br]Her tone is notably a little softer. Lacking that Damara edge of roughness and crude cruelty. "Ahhh, I see. So that how it is. Very sweet she give you gift, she like you a lot, it is thoughtful gift..." She finally stops what she's doing; since it's all done and puts up the nail stuff she'd been using and turns to look up and over at Cronus. "So do not take her for granted. Your old whims, the desperate feeling for attention. Bad. But maybe you can be good, too, if try." She points at him, "Maybe. There is hope for you yet. Only took an eternity or two." That last part she adds with a playful, but scalding tone. Meant for a joke, because she's laughing a little about it. 05:52:40
([color=#008ee8]"No, I'm good, but like I was saying you just HAD to be there to see that TIGHT TUSH of his-"[/color] *slowly perishing* 05:53:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Mindfang and Dave fawning over their old matesprite would be fucking hilarious to me 05:55:04
([color=#e1000e]"So Karkat-"[/color] *appearifies from literal nothingness* "Karkat? Where is Karkat? I love that guy so much, WHERE IS HE-" 05:56:26
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(( mindfang and dave should definitely go on a rant in front of unsuspecting bystanders about there old matesprits 05:57:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LMFAO 05:58:04
(( just everyone else just side eyeing them like you both are unhinged highkey 05:58:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Kankri then learns that Dave's Karkat is dead. RIFP 05:58:46
(Kankri will stare at them dead on the second Karkat's name makes a singular appearance :front facing crab: 05:58:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( They are exchanging hilarious silly shit their respective mates used to do like they're gossiping over evening tea LMAO 05:59:30
(NOT THE DEAD KARKAT LORE :anguish: 05:59:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Well YEAH he never tiered, but Dave did. And Karkat won't live for that long. 06:00:18
(( exactly 06:00:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Even if Jane used her powers to help extend his lifespan. And keep him young. It's a little unnatural for him. So at some point, he just starts refusing. Like, let me go I'm good I've lived a ridiculously long happy life. I'm p content with leaving tbh. 06:01:42
(( mindfang just over here like one time rufioh got his horns stuck in a tree and couldn't get down from it. i was laughing for hours 06:01:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( David: :anguish: 06:01:56
(*hands and knees, excreting slime like Howl* "Not my favorite person in existence... it has to be a lie... THIS CAN NOT S T A N D-" *Raid Boss Health Bar* 06:02:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LMFAO HORNS STUCK IN A TREE IS FUNNY FR 06:02:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((he wo+uld to+o+ flying aro+und and shit 06:02:44
(( ikr 06:02:49
(( he's like trying to impress her and gets them stuck 06:03:02
(( she has to get his ass down 06:03:11
(( mindfang knows all too well that lowbloods don't live long either and is like i am so glad i made my matesprit kill me on the battle field. 06:04:19
(( dave just spitting out his tea 06:04:32
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Dave: you made him do WHAT?! 06:07:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( But also Dave: honestly if anyone was gonna take me out of existence id have liked it to be him so i get it tbh 06:08:16
(( mindfang: he was never going to kill me himself, so i had to help him. My wounds were all fatal and i knew it was going to happen eons in advanced. 06:09:07
(( dave getting mindfang lore and he's like now i understand why vriska is a fan 06:09:34
([color=#e1000e]"She isn't JUST my Pirate GF. She my HARDCORE, BAD BITCH Pirate GF." 06:10:39
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(:v ello 06:11:32
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(ò-ó anons always so mean to me SAY IT BACK 06:12:42
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( He fucking hits up Vriska over comms like "hey just so you know i finally understand your ladyboner over your ancestor" [br] [color=#005286] Vriska: David Eliza8eth Strider get the FUCK off my comms who GAVE IT TO YOU?![/color] [br] Dave: rose may have snitched your digits B) [br] [color=#005286] Vriska: Your entire family is horri8le except for may8e Roxy-- 06:14:30
(( lmao 06:15:27
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([color=#005682]"On my way to fuck your mother-"[/color] [color=#e1000e]"WHAT? Cmon dude, not cool, it's only funny when [i]I[/i] am the one fucking MILFs of people I know, not the other way around." 06:16:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LOL 06:17:07
("...where did my pink cat go-" [color=green]*low growling*[/color] "m-my HUMAN I mean- where did my pink HUMAN go?" [color=#e1000e]"SOMEONE STOP VRISKA, SHE'S LOST HER MIND, SHE GONNA FUCK MY MOMMY-"[/color] 06:23:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LMFAOOOOO 06:24:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( [color=#005286]Vriska otw to lure Lalonde with retro games and purposely shitty pickup lines she knows strilondes will ironically fall for 06:26:45
(( lmao 06:27:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Dave: HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOOOOR! 06:27:20
(( roxy would take the bait 100% 06:27:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( 💀 06:27:54
(( she is like yes give me the damn video games 06:27:59
(( pls 06:28:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Dave like that one scene from Breaking Bad in the car, hand cuffed, screaming at Roxy not to do it. 06:28:45
("?¿?¿... What's a [i]"Mommy"[/i]?" [color=#e1000e]"ROXY, DAMN IT! WHERE IS SHE-"[/color] [color=#005682]*snaps Dave from Roxy's phone of them in some room with a PS2 playing Burnout Revenge* [Tick Tock, Time Boy. Boutta have a swell time with Mother Dearest][/color] [color=#e1000e]*crumbling to his hands and knees* NOT BURNOUT! [i]NOT FUCKING [u]BURNOUT![/u] SHE LOVES THAT SHIT-[/i] 06:29:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( HE'S DEVESTATED 06:29:49
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( dave snapping her back with a blurry picture of him running with the caption 'omw to make cerulean waves clap you will NOT win this war' 06:31:07
(Kankri, who has randomly obtained a phone and snapped a pick of Brobot standing by the window to the room Vriska and Roxy is in: [I think the Robot wants a rematch, send help.] 06:32:45
(( LMAO 06:34:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LOL 06:35:33
(( roxy and dave giving everyone there own smartphone and teaching them how to use it 06:36:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( :y hell yeeeeah 06:36:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Damara refuses. She likes her flip phone just fine. That's what a LAPTOP is for. 06:37:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Dave: but you can watch Anime anywhere, anytime, even on the toilet 06:38:05
(( lmao the only things the alpha trolls need help with is snapchat and a few other things but they get the hang of it 06:38:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( *Damara snatching that shit out of his hands SO fast* 06:38:24
("I am opposed to being connected to everyone in a mass format ever again." [color=#ee0078]"But yyyyyyyyyy bab, we could even have MEMOS-"[/color] [i]"RRRRRRRRGGFGHHJHHH LEAVE ME ALONE-" MEMOKIRA "AUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH-" [u]MEMOKIRA[/u] "[u]AUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUUUUHHHHGGGGGGGHHHH-[/u]"[/i] 06:38:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Ong 06:38:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LOL 06:39:08
(( the ancestors fidgeting with the phones and some of them are like why won't it work and it's because they are using there nails and not there fucking fingers 06:39:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LMFAO 06:39:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Dave: guys what the fuck use your Skin it needs FULL contact ok nails wont work 06:40:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( damara: [I know what else needs full skin contact--] 06:41:09
(( mindfang just is like the damn orb was easier to use 06:41:13
(( roxy going wizard orb ??? 06:41:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Dave: yeah actual wizardy orb 06:42:00
("This was a mistake-" [color=#ee0078]"This is gonna be SOOOOOO FUN!"[/color] [color=#008ee8]"Why is the bright eletrical thin magic box informing me that there are.... [i]"8ig 8ooty 8itches in my area."[/i] Do they have a treasure horde? I thought I collected alllll the treasures-"[/color] [color=#e1000e]"Waitwaitwaitwait hol the fuck up, how the fuck are you getting porno spam already, what did you press-" 06:43:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( LMFAOOOOO 06:44:28
(Kankri just calling Roxy mommy because Dave said it first like 'Oh she not mentioned had a preferred indicator when I asked her' and then pulls up like "Hey, Mommy." [color=#ee0078]*straight flabbergasted as she drops another furby she excavated from the confines of Brobot's piles* "Excuse me, [font=arial black][i][u]WHAT.[/u][/i][/font]" 06:53:46
(( LMAO 06:58:04
(( she would put an arm around his shoulder and be like idk what u think that word means but if u call me mommy again im gonna laugh and cry 06:58:56
(( pls kankri that word is used for family members or ppl who are into dommy mommy stuff 06:59:52
(( dave can say it cus hes my son but i dont think u want 2 be usin that word on me rn 07:00:25
("But my fellow Redman said you were, in fact, "Mommy"." [color=#ee0078]*collapses* 07:00:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((go+d 07:00:55
(:V yosh? 07:01:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((when is kankri calling po+rrim mo+mmy 07:01:38
(HAH! Maybe when they play spin the bottle and get him off that NIP again >:v but those two things will never happen 07:02:32
(( roxy talking to dave about it like so kankri called me mommy how the fuck do i explain 2 him that he cant be callin me that 07:02:34
(( fr porrim gonna try to strangle roxy at this rate 07:03:21
(( roxy not even trying to do anything and gets called mommy 07:03:39
([color=#e1000e]"Me, personally, I yearn for a troll to call me daddy-"[/color] [color=#ee0078]"DAVID. KEEP THE TISM IN CHECK FOR LIKE 5 MINUTOS FOR ME PLZ." 07:03:57
(( wheezing 07:04:11
(( i am trying not to laugh bc i'm watching my friend play god of war ragnorok or however you spell it 07:04:42
(( but i'm tearing up 07:04:53
([color=#ee0078]"I'm asking your brobro. DIRK-"[/color] [color=#ee7007]*getting butt absolute demolished by Darkleer*[/color] [color=#ee0078]• _ • "Nev-... Nevermnd. I'll figure it out." 07:06:18
(( LMAO 07:06:48
(( she sends her 15th snap that day to dirk and it just says he wont stop calling me mommy and its just a pic of kankri looking confused 07:08:20
([color=#ee0078]"Kankan-"[/color] "Mommy!" [color=#00a86b]*appearifies* "You called?"[/color] "ummmm... no? I was talking to [i]Mommy Roxy[/i], not you Porrim." *gestures to human* [color=#ee0078]"Hahaaaaa such a kidder- [sub]hhhhh why is she lookin at me like that..[/sub]" 07:10:20
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(:v ello 07:19:47
(>:v say it back you FUCKER 07:20:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] (might have aradia co+me in so+o+n 07:30:10
(Actual Corpse Partying smh, The Cronus PTSD arc gonna go crayzee 07:31:16
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(( cronus actually looks concerned 07:35:23
(( im fucking dyring so i will be sleeping soon 07:35:32
(( but i will reply 07:35:37
(( tomorrow 07:35:41
(( idk why i waited to say tomorrow 07:35:51
(( help 07:35:53
(*lifts up chair* bedtime :v 07:36:06
(( i am in bed 07:36:27
(( i do not sit in a chair fool 07:36:34
(:v who said you were in a chair? I am about to bash you over the head with this. 07:37:26
(( do it 07:37:59
(( make sure i don't survive though 07:38:09
(( it would make me happier 07:38:15
(:v nah, imma Psionic you. 07:39:16
(( damn 07:39:50
(ùvú you will go on to mine me the purest of mountain dew 07:40:24