(( :) 02:07:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( what in the fresh hell is going on omg 02:08:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((aradiabo+t kissed kankri, go+t her head ripped o+ff by meulin and then explo+ded 02:08:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((and then kurlo+z walked thru the wall to+ check o+n his wife 02:08:35
(( correct 02:08:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bc he lives in the walls 02:08:48
(( roxy is drinking a capri-sun just vibing 02:09:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dave gonna walk in with baked apple pie in his hands through the front door like that one moment from Community with Donald Glover holding the pizza and the room is on fire-- 02:10:16
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] FOR FUCKS SAKE!! CAN THERE BE [i]LESS[/i] HOLES BEING MADE? Kankri scrambled up to his feet at Kurloz's random entrance- god, they all must be trying to kill them. What, is there some sort of betting board for [i] how and who[/i] causes his second death? "C-Careful...? Careful a69ut WHAT!? I HAVE N9 IDEA WHAT HAPPENED! WE WERE JUST TALKING AND D9ING THE RI66ITING THING WHICH MIGHT, I ADD IS QUITE CUTE EVEN IF INV9LUNTARILY, AND THEN SHE- AND Y9U- THINGS G9 699M!" Yes.... Things, indeed, go boom. 02:10:18
EQUIUS: Equius turned his horror-stricken face away from the robot head that was spiked onto the ground toward the girl it was modeled after. It takes him a moment to gather his thoughts into coherent words. "D --> I… I think some sort of caliginous advance occurred between the Aradiabot and Vantas. And then Leijon intervened and things escalated from there" 02:10:56
EQUIUS: "D --> And then she e%ploded" 02:12:25
EQUIUS: "D --> Again" 02:12:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] She lifted a hand to gently pap Equius' arm as she looked back towards the situation. There was a lot happening right now. "hmm... i guess... that makes sense?" Honestly, she still had no clue how that sort of advance could have happened. "i guess we like blowing up or something." Aradia papped Equius' arm a few more times before dreaming up a towel to hand to him. This was probably pretty stressful for him. 02:14:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600]She would start to giggle as kurloz would clean the indigo blood off her, she would then look at kankri then equius as they both spoke. (^･ω･^) < “I SAVED MEW FURROM THE ROBOT! ARE MEW NOT HAPPY?” she was a tad bit confused by his reaction.[/color] 02:14:49
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]She decided to walk over to kankri, dreaming up a bunch of napkins for his lip. Grabbing his sweater sleeve and started to fidget with it. 02:16:27
(( dave is just like bro what the fuck happened i left yall alone for five minutes 02:17:07
("you're harshing the vibes, this apple pie gonna taste like it was made with granny smiths" 02:18:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ^^^^ this 10000% 02:19:03
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "HAPPY??" Along came Roxy, trying to take care of him again. Of course, his raspy shouts did not make her cleaning very easy, but he subconciously kept the arm she was fiddling about with still so that she could preen to her heart's content, "I AM [i]THANKFUL[/i] F9R Y9UR ASSISTANCE, IN FACT I VERY MUCH 9WE Y9U A FAV9R IN LIGHT 9F THIS RECENT TRANSGRESSI9N Y9U HAVE "ALLEVIATED", 6UT WHY W9ULD I 6E HAPPY Y9U KILLED THEM!?" 02:22:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] >:o( 02:24:45
EQUIUS: Equius gratefully took the towel from Aradia and wiped the sweat from his face. "D --> I wonder if there's some sort of manufa%uring defect I over100ked that's been contributing to these sudden combustions" Or they're just blowing up completely of their own accord and there's nothing he can actually do about it. 02:25:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] Kurloz started signing- probably too quickly for Kankri to understand a single thing he was trying to convey. Whatever he was trying to say, though, he did not look happy. 02:25:15
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[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "SUCK MY LEFT NUT KURL9Z, I AM N9T 9VERREACTING >:U" 02:26:06
(omit :v 02:26:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600]She could see how angry kankri was at her, however he seemed more angry about it in a caring way. She tilted her head and mimed to kurloz too fast for kankri to keep up. (^･ω･^) < I AM QUITE CONFUSED KURZOZ, IS HE TRYING TO BECOME KISMESIS OFURR THE ROBOTS DEATH <3< > [/color] 02:26:49
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] "no your handiwork is probably the best there is!" Aradia did her best to reassure him, patting his arm a few more times before dropping it to her side. "i think we just get... overexcited! but when i blew up, i think it was because i felt i needed to" 02:29:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] :o/ < MAYBE BUT I WILL NOT BE TOLERATING THAT MOTHERFUCKIN BEHAVIOR TOWARDS MY MOST WICKED OF KITTYBITCHES. > His signing was incredibly fast, the irritation on his face not quite as bad as it was before, but he was definitely still annoyed. 02:30:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]she had no idea what the fuck was going on, she tried lightly patting kankri’s sweater. She had no idea how to help with this. 02:30:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] HONK. 02:31:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000]Y'know, he was busy dreaming up the proper spread of food. Southern Apple Pie, sweet Corn Bread, fall apart brisket, Elote and some other side dishes like baked Mac n cheese and collard greens. Pulling out all the good shit. He's floating in an entire table with food galore and coming in with the wafting scent of Good Shit but he's met with a shitshow. His eyebrows are way, WAY past the edge of his shades before the stoic expression sets back in. Okay. Cool. So this is happening. [/color] "well. this is certainly somethin huh?" [color=#910000] He shifts on his feet to walk further in and find a spot to place the table and set all the food, the vibes here are not immaculate though, [/color] "yall I dunno what's going on but youll dry out my corn bread and grisle my brisket and ill be damned if that shit goes down" 02:34:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600]She would give kurloz a light pap on his arm, sending him some mimes. Before signing fast to him once more. (^･ω･^) < I AM FINE, WE CAN FIGURE OUT THIS QUADRANT THING LATER, FURR NOW THE VANTAS MUST BECOME CALM. > She could smell new food her head turning over to dave, she would grab kurloz’s hand and tug on it pointing at dave.[/color] 02:36:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000]Oh my stars and strips a real catgirl--[/color] 02:38:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] Kurloz turned his attention towards the human with all 7 feet of massive clownage. He allowed Meulin to drag him over to the table with the new spread of food, his usual eerie smile returning to his face as he lifted a hand to wave at the alien. 02:38:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((giant clo+wn jumpscare 02:39:07
(( lmao 02:39:33
(( meu mue 5'7 she smol next to kurloz 02:39:58
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(( i am sorry dave but if you don't stop meulin she will put her entire hand into the hot food and straight up eat it 02:42:52
(XXL Clown with his M Cat Gf 02:43:04
(( lmao yes 02:43:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600]She purred as she looked over all the new food, some of it looked similar to things she had, others just foreign things she’s never seen before or just never tried. She was going to grab some of the hot food with her bare hands like a fucking heathen, she usually let kurloz deal with stuff unless it was raw. Plus she was just being impulsive, her hand reached for the baked mac n cheese. [/color] 02:44:51
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] What the heck were those slinging signs about? Whatever it was, Kurloz seemed agitated with him, but Meulin got them to turn away- what, does he have to talk with those two later in addition to [i]The Fish[/i]? Kankri was not the same sort of mad he was before, but Roxy's patting was getting on his nerves- just a little bit, "What!? What is it?" 02:46:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]she was honestly being a bit absent minded as she was staring at the fresh apple pie, she actually forgot about the patting. “oh shit sorry i got distracted.” she would stop patting his sweater. “u should try some apple pie its the best thing that exists.” she is very fixated on this right now. 02:48:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000]He didn't train this poker face for no reason. He doesn't shrink away or anything as he regards the two trolls, giving a casual flick of the head in a nod to the clown troll in the titular 'sup' motion. [/color] "brought the goods. theres like three apple pies here, didnt know how many people were gonna pull up so-- ive also got some other apple related products too" [color=#910000] It's important to have a gallon dispenser of cold aj to sooth the soul. Which he'll provide with ease. And a bunch of red solo cups. B) He'll help himself to his favorite beverage. His eyes catch the catgirl reaching for HOT mac n cheese with her bare hands and he goes, AH AH-- you know that sound.[/color] "no maam we use plates n forks this is a shared spread for everyone, plus youll burn yourself so be careful. i can show you guys what to do if you need" 02:48:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] Kurloz reached out to catch Meulin's hand when he heard Dave making the sound. Besides, the food was pretty obviously steaming. He lifted his free hand to wave away Dave's offer, but then pointed at Meulin and then towards his own ear with a shake of his head. It was pretty obvious that he was trying to let Dave know that she couldn't hear. Letting go of her hand, he turned to grab a plate and some utensils to scoop a little of everything onto it before holding the plate out to Meulin. 02:52:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( NOT ME OOCLY FORGETTING SHE'S DEAF--- 02:53:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMFAOOO 02:53:31
(( lmao 02:53:40
(( it's fine 02:53:43
(( shes use to it 02:53:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( Dave going oop-- whoopsie----- 02:54:23
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "...what?" What the FUCK is the human speaking about at a time where a robot just bleed out and blew up?? Apple Pie? Seriously? The GREATEST thing in ALLLLL OF THE UNIVERSE is some dough baked dessert of molten apple syrup and bits? She can not be for fucking real right now. "G99d l9rd, c9me 9n-" he took ahold of her hand and lead her over to the spread because it seemed to Kankri that Roxy was not going to just run off and do it herself as long as he appeared to be upset. What a meddler- just like Porrim. 02:56:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( boy if you dont hush up and put some pie in your mouth youre gonna make grandma dave cry 02:57:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((no+t grandma dave 02:58:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] He was talking pretty fast for her, but she understood a bit of what he meant. She had totally forgotten to mention she was deaf to the new people around, she looked at kurloz grabbing her hand. This happens sometimes. She was quite used to him making sure she did not do something that would be regrettable in the future. She would take the plate and utensils, she would then turn to dave and smile. She decided to introduce herself. (^･ω･^) < “HELLO! I AM MEULIN LEIJON AND THIS IS MY MATESPRIT KURLOZ MAKARA. THANK MEW FURR THE FOOD RED MAN.” she would see if kurloz wanted some by pointing at it.[/color] 02:58:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((red man 02:59:10
(Redman v. Redman 02:59:49
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( i mean he's dripped out in a red three piece suit 02:59:56
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]She was so happy, to finally get pie after eons of not having it. His assumption was correct: she would not abandon her best friend forever post to get pie even if she was starving to death. “look u can rant after i get pie.” once they arrive at the food table she would grab two plates and add apple pie and a couple of other misc items to the plates, handing one to kankri. “i promise on my undead life this stuff will make u feel much better!” 03:02:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((brb getting fo+o+d 03:02:36
([color=#ec0110]"Well howdy, babies, Grandma Dave's made a fine spread for yall-"[/color] "No thanks, just her." [color=#ec088e]"Wha- bro you're gonna make Gran Gran CRY-" 03:03:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ong lmfao-- 03:04:35
(( roxy will not allow him to ignore good food 03:04:35
(( this human will pester him for the rest of his undead life over this she swears 03:05:11
("I am not hungry." [color=#ce100f]*Dave, having a grandma heatt attack*[/color] [color=#e009e0]"OH MY GOD! YOU CANT TELL A GRANDMA YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY! IT'S LIKE SAYING YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES: ONE DIES EVERY TIME YOU UTTER THE PHRASE" 03:07:04
(( lmao 03:07:31
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Rant? Wh9 was g9ing t9 rant? I was n9t planning 9n d9ing any such thing, even if every9ne is making light 9f the fact s9me9ne just det9nated and spread their dead-life essence all 9ver the place." He folded his arms, looking at the plate she presented to him. Apple Pie... he can not recall having it himself and it is not as if it looks or even smells bad- quite the contrary, in fact. It all looks really appetizing... unfortunately, getting a brutal kiss after nearly getting his head caved in and then watching his friend decapitate said brutal kissing robot does very little to kickstart his stomach. He lifts a yielding hand, "N9, thank y9u. I am quite fine 9n y9ur 6el9ved apple pie." 03:12:26
♋: ((heatt attack)) 03:14:05
(triple heatt attack 03:14:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]"thnx for the food dave i can only host food so well without help" she looked thoroughly disappointed, she would captchalogue the plated food for later use. “whatever u say but when u feel better u should eat it or fairies start to die or somethin thats what my mom used to tell me.” she isn’t sure how this was relevant. She would use her free hand to grab his hand yet again and drag him over to a clean part of the room to sit down. The moment she sat down, she would let go of said hand and start eating the apple pie and other food contents. She was super happy. 03:18:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((aradiabo+t traumatizes everyo+ne and then do+esnt co+me back fo+r ages bc shes so+ embarrassed 03:20:35
(( the ones who are not traumatized meulin > roxy > kurloz > cronus because he has no clue 03:21:29
( >:v how the fuck a robot get embarrassed 03:22:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((cro+nus go+nna co+me back and see the head o+n the flo+o+r 💀💀 03:22:05
(( LMAO 03:22:10
(( he almost loses his shit again 03:22:21
(( but sees the clown and says nah 03:22:29
EQUIUS: "D --> Oh. Okay. It's a relief to hear that I was probably not at fault for your e%plosion, even if it was ultimately necessary. I did make some pretty significant mistakes regarding your robot body, I'll admit, but at least they had nothing to do with my engineering skills" Programming a chip to give her red feelings for him was still a pretty bad idea, though. And trying to turn her into a blueblood wasn't great either. 03:24:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000]Oh. She's deaf? Well shit now he feels like an asshole. Dave nods to Kurloz in quiet understanding. Quite a pair, one deaf the other mute?[/color] "yall got it then, awesome. eat your fill and enjoy. im dave by the way but ill also accept red man too"[color=#910000] His head turns to acknowledge Roxy, giving the Lalonde a 'sup' head nod before settling his gaze on a [i]fellow[/i] redman. Who denies pie time. Oh no, Dave's poor shriveled up ancient heart, he's clutching a hand over his chest a little too convincingly. [/color]"oh-- ow-- not even a single forkful of pie? you wound me ser, truly, this will be a slight upon my bloodline-- its all good though. hope you feel better man" [color=#910000]He thinks this is a Karkat variant or something. Or is this another Beforian? No clue. Looks like Karkat if you squint though. Hmmmm. >B1[/color] 03:25:20
(( lmao i also accept redman too is so funny 03:26:01
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Oh, it would appear that being linked together was just a thing that was becoming commonplace tonight. How festive... Kankri was hesitant to go seeing the shaded human clutch at their chest, but he and Roxy were not scuttling too far anyways, so he could keep an eye on them. He followed her and sat down, but there was not much that he could say. It was all just... bizarre. He gently pressed his thumb to the small laceration on his lip: it stung, but it was less bleedy. "I will 6e fine, I am a tr9ll with great restraint, and I have, technically, seen far w9rse. I am sure y9ur pie c9nstructed 9f apples is delecta6le." 03:29:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]she looked like she was having the best day of her life at this moment, she would only talk to kankri when she did not have her mouth full as common courtesy. “so kankri thats like dave, hes kinda my son but i see him more as a friend. weird ecto shit like my cats rite.” she would shovel more food into her mouth after the quick explanation. 03:34:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] "its ok equius i forgive you for that stuff!" She offered a big grin up towards him, grabbing his hand to pull him over towards the snack table. "lets try some more of the human foods! all of the things ive tried were really good maybe you will like them too! you should really try to enjoy yourself" Aradia let go of his hand once they got to the table, picking up two plates. "do you want me to feed you? no offense but im not sure you will be able to hold this silverware without breaking it" 03:37:16
(:v we getting the weed cookies 03:39:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] Kurloz signed a few memes before shaking his head to reject her offer. < LATER. I'M NOT DEALING WITH WRESTLING MY MOTHERFUCKIN STITCHES RIGHT NOW. MAYBE I WILL LET YOU FEED ME YOURSELF. > It did look very good, but it was kind of a pain in the ass- and it was difficult for him to taste much due to not having much tongue left. 03:39:35
(( meulin can absolutely supply that 03:40:37
(>:u you plan to spike all of the food just so Kankri can stop being angy?? 03:41:14
(( no but meulin can shove a cookie in his mouth 03:41:39
(>:U VIOLENCE? 03:41:51
(Sure :v i like flavor enhancers. 03:42:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( dont you ruin my food with WEED 03:42:07
(( he started the kismesisitude 03:42:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bro+ gets the 2 fo+r 1 deal 03:42:27
(( she is just reciprocating lmao 03:42:27
( HOW WOULD HE KNOW >:Y 03:42:45
(( he will soon 03:42:51
EQUIUS: Equius followed Aradia along to the snack table, glad for her forgiveness and the diversion away from dwelling on his wrongdoings. "D --> That is very kind of you to offer, Aradia, but I think I can handle the cutlery myself. It can withstand my STRONG grasp better than things like glassware" He then reached for a plate, which immediately broke to pieces between his fingers. "D --> Or cerami%" 03:48:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] She would decide to save some for him to eat later, they did not have to eat but she still enjoyed doing it as an activity. She decided to give dave a gift in return for his hospitality, she would captchalogue a bag of nip cookies and hand it to him. With a smile, she had no idea if humans could get high on nip but it’s the thought that counts. Signing back to kurloz rather quickly. Adding some mimes after. (^･ω･^) < I WILL SAVE MEW SOME THEN OR GET MEW MORE, FURR MEW LATER! > she would purr for a moment before trying some of the new foods. [/color] 03:49:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] Aradia snorted before letting out a big laugh, playfully smacking him on the arm. "just let me handle it! why dont you decide where we should sit while i get the food together? i wont take long" As she said this, she was already levitating the serving tools around to place small amounts of each thing onto both of the plates. "do you want me to get some milk for you too? maybe some chocolate milk? its really good!" 03:50:40
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] This was sounding familiar... and he did not enjoy the memories performing ectobiology for his group- grubs are cute he [i]guesses[/i], but if that was what Porrim was in line to work on as she grew into an elder Jade, he felt pity. Those little guys were irritating- some were rather docile or a little on the shy side like his own and Horuss's... Rufioh's as well' if he is recalling right, but those such as Meulin's and Meenah's produced headaches like none others. Kankri is a preacher, not a wrangler... "Mm, I see. D9es that mean all y9ur 9ther cats were simply cl9nes 9f the first tw9 y9u menti9ned?" 03:50:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000]He'd have occupied himself with sipping on his aj, raising his cup to Aradia and Equius-- he recognizes these two. Kinda. Mostly Aradia. Blue guy was some weird sprite or smth. With Hal. So this is what he looks like. He'd turn to the offered gift from Meulin and crack a very subtle smile.[/color] "party favors? you shouldnt have you lil rascal. thank you, ill try these out" [color=#910000]They CANNOT get high, but shiiii he'll dunk em in milk and try. Dave's starting to fade in and out though, which means he must be waking up. There's an audible sigh from the human, tilting his head back and pinching the bridge of his nose, pushing his shades up in the process. Okay. No more fun I guess. [/color]"looks like im snapping back to reality where theres gravity and no moms spaghetti so..." [color=#910000] He does a peace sign to the room, captcha-ing the cookies for safe keeping before, reluctantly, disappearing.[/color] 03:57:12
(( dave still eating the cookies is funny as hell 03:58:36
(( damn dave was alive hell yea 03:59:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]She was halfway done with her plate of food, she was eating like she hadn’t seen it in years even though she had literally been eating food the entirety of this party. Once she finished off the piece she was munching on she would answer. “yea, but idk how many the other me that raised rose apparently made that shit or somethin idk much about it, i never fully was able to ask cus after we all got together we all got slaughtered p fast. most of my session buddies are probs out there wanderin but i wont know unless we bump into each other u know.” she is gonna finish this plate off now. 03:59:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] ((fuck yeah he is 04:01:50
(*super mario 64 teleport sfx as he awakens* 04:02:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( ong 04:03:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( B( damn man i didnt even get to try my own brisket 04:03:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] what kinda cruel sick joke is this smh) 04:04:03
(:v one that i crafted >:v there will be NO LEFTOVERS 04:04:28
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EQUIUS: "D --> Yes, I would greatly appreciate some milk, thank you. And chocolate sounds fine. I try not to overindulge in sweetened drin%, but this is a party after all" Not that sugar intake really mattered for ghosts anyway. Equius departed from the snack table to go find a place for them to sit. 04:05:18
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( what if he takes Benadryl to pass out again lmfao-- 04:06:07
(( LMAO 04:06:53
(he gets the beats put to him :V 04:07:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((just fly to+ the abyss and chill there physically like aradia smh 04:07:06
(he falls asleep just to enter a dream of CATCHING THESE HANDS 04:07:29
(( dave is going to see the hatman 04:07:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( hands catching me softly perhaps? petting my hair??? scandalous hand holding???????? 04:08:00
(Hatkri 04:08:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( hatman.. 04:08:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] There wasn't really any reason for a ghost to be wary of sugar or calories, but habits were hard to break even in death. "ok! ill get it for you!" Once she had gotten plenty of food on their plates, she shuffled to the kitchen to get two cups of chocolate milk, one of them having a very long and kind of silly looking bendy straw. She finally came back and levitated the dishes onto a little foldable table near wherever Equius decided to sit. "i got you one of the funny straws so that you dont have to actually pick up the glass" 04:11:25
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He gave his fellow Redman a farewell wave, it was good to know they were alive, even if Kankri had no idea who that was. Roxy's story sounded a bit muddled, but he got the gist of it. Nodding along, absentmindedly musing over what a cat really was since, [i]at least in his own personal opinion[/i]- "I d9 n9t 6elieve I have ever 6een ar9und a cat 6ef9re." Saying such things in open public with Meulin potentially reading his lips may very well be a double death sentence. But he does not know that, so it is okay! He looked over at Roxy's empty plate- she could have taken it a bit easier, sheesh. "What is it like? T9 6e with a cat, I mean." 04:13:07
(( meulin going to hunt him down and force a cookie in his mouth 04:14:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((kurlo+z just go+nna watch it happen fr 04:15:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((playing so+me games w my mo+irail also+ so+ I might be a bit slo+wer so+metimes 04:15:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]when he said that outloud she glanced over at meulin then back at kankri, she was a bit worried about someone saying such things around such a vigilant troll like meulin. “sure ok” she isn’t going to question him on that. She did not know much about how quadrants work but from what she can tell he should not be saying this stuff the way he is. “well a lot of feline friends like to sleep, play and kill stuff. mine loved runnin around at 2 am when everyone was asleep and would scream at me sometimes, i loved him tho and he would sometimes step on my laptop keyboard when i was typin shit stuff like that” she watched as he took her plate away, he did not need to but it seemed he wanted to. How nice of him. 04:21:44
(Kankri: SOMEONE HELP, SHE'S LOST HER MIND- [br][color=green]Meulin: JUST EAT YOU STUPID BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER! IT'LL LET YOU SEE CATS ASSHOLE!!![br][br][url=https://youtu.be/DpOHcMphK4M?si=DVU-GL23ZZ3Vnoe-]Kurloz:[/url] 04:22:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((real 04:23:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600]her pupils would narrow as she knew something was up, turning to look at kankri. She could read his lips just fine, she would captchalogue a singular nip cookie, the moment he got close with the plate she would pounce on him and force feed him said nip cookie. The plate was irrelevant to her, this was her attempt at accepting what she assumed was his attempt at kismesissitude. Letting him go the moment she knew the cookie had been actually eaten.[/color] 04:24:58
[color=#FF6FF2][url=https://imgur.com/a/roxx-lalonde-2omZcro]Roxx: testing lol[/url][/color] 04:25:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( >:( why it pURPLE 04:25:27
(Roxefeller :v 04:25:42
(( gotta put it like [code][url=][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2][/code] yes you do need the second color 04:26:22
[color=#FF6FF2][url=https://imgur.com/a/roxx-lalonde-2omZcro]Roxx: [/url][/color] [color=#FF6FF2]hmmmm??? oh ok then lol thats lame [/color] 04:26:53
(( url befor because it removes color homie 04:27:14
(( lmao 04:27:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( shits the bed 04:27:28
(idk why i just vividly remember Jaspersprite's convo with Nepeta about him getting neutered :v 04:27:38
(( i am laughing now stop it 04:27:59
(it just popped into head right this second 04:28:07
(( god kankri is about to have the trip of his life with two roxy's 04:28:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxx-lalonde-2omZcro][color=#FF6FF2]Roxx: [/color][/url] [color=#FF6FF2]aw yeee lets goooooo[/color] 04:29:34
(( yay 04:30:04
([color=#e00ce0]"I remember having this feeling in me and sitting at the window and meowing and meowing for all the lady cats outside, but none of them ever came. Then one day, Rose's Mom took me to the doctor and then when we came back, I didn't feel like meowing at the lady cats anymore."[/color] like why they do my mans Jaspers like that? 04:30:07
(why did they do him so BAD >:U BRO JUST WANTED A PRETTY L A Y D E E 04:30:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( i'll take psychic damage for 500 alex 04:32:42
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He was more focused on Roxy than anything, toeing closer and close toward Meulin's optimal range, "Hmm... screaming? I did n9t think that was a thing a [i]cat[/i] w9uld d9- d9 they n9t just...what is it called? Y9wling?" Kankri was none the wiser to the fact that he had stepped within Meulin's Domain [s]expansion[/s] whilst disposing of the plate and that is when she striked "AUGHH-" he could barely do much to wrestle with her, WHAT DID SHE STUFF IN HIS MOUTH?? WHAT WAS IT?? He scrambled all the way back to Roxy once he was released, a coughing fit ever-present as he rubbed at his neck. God! What was [i]her[/i] problem??? He said he appreciated her help, didn't he? "6LEUGH- I think she sh9ved s9me s9rt 9f 6aked g99d in my m9uth- I W9ULD HAVE TAKEN IT FR9M Y9U IF Y9U JUST 9FFERED." 04:42:30
(pouring one out for my boi jaspers, got the snip snip for no reason u-u 04:43:04
(( ikr 04:43:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]She would just watch the whole thing go down, she has no idea why someone would shove a cookie down someone's throat unless she squints thinking about it. Oh no. She just isn’t going to say anything right now. Let’s not startle an already upset kankri. “i think she wanted to make sure u ate it instead of tossing it idk.” 04:49:58
EQUIUS: Oh god, she brought him a silly straw. It wouldn't really be Equius's first choice in drinking apparatuses, seeing that sort of thing as more for wigglers and clowns. But it was nice of Aradia get him a straw in the first place, and he wasn't about to object to whichever one she picked out. "D --> Thank you very much, Aradia. I appreciate you going out of your way to accommodate my strength-related difficulties" He leaned over and took a sip of chocolate milk. "D --> What did you pick out from the snack sele%ion" 04:51:45
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "What? WHA- THAT D9ESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! Why w9uld I thr9w it 9ut!? Even if I did n9t wish t9 eat it, I w9uld n9t thr9w it away!" He still has Damara's s'more in his sylladex from at least a good week or so ago. He glared at Meulin for a bit, before simply electing to be the [i]BIGGER TROLL[/i] (get it because he's taller than her by a noticeable amount-) and letting it go to brush it aside as one of Meulin's antics, "Anyways. Cats. They s9und rather... eccentric. They seem rather a6rasive t9 6e c9mpani9ns." 05:05:20
(( bro when the nip cookie hits he's gonna ramble and get the munchies 05:15:51
("man that cookie aint taste like SHI-" *bit crushed screaming* 05:17:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( kankri needs to learn a thing or two about the glory of tsunderes 05:17:49
(( lmao 05:17:53
(( she literally said yes to what she assumed was his advances towards her because she can only see his lips and not hear him so 05:18:36
(( lmao 05:18:39
(( shes like aight ok 05:18:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( real 05:18:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( im off to bed bois B) a mirmir 05:19:14
(( goodnight 05:19:21
(:v yosh sleeb well 05:19:28
("tone indicator?" [color=green]"Oh nyaow purrblem! Get Bent!/srs" 05:20:21
(( lmao 05:20:31
(( my bf asking me how many pizza bagels meulin ate and is like what if she dies and im like bro she's already dead 05:22:00
(( lmao 05:22:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] Aradia thought the silly straws were fun, and the thought of seeing a serious looking guy like Equius use one [i]was[/i] pretty funny. "its ok i just want you to be able to have fun at this party!" She set some silverware in front of Equius and herself. "i got a little bit of everything! some of the apple pie, i think dave called it corn bread? some chips and also some cookies! these cookies are really good if you dip them in milk so i thought you might like them" She still had a big grin on her face, trying not to giggle at the sight of him actually using the silly straw. 05:22:58
("okay well what if she DOUBLE DIES, damn." 05:23:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]”wait u dont throw away food does it like get gross or stay the same?” shes actually curious. She keeps side eyeing meulin over the irony in the statements he keeps making, all she can think of is him fueling the flames of whatever the hell is going on with the literal cat girl, who had just fed him a cookie with possible drugs in it. “yes they are an enigma to all species and do what they want when they want” 05:23:32
([color=#ee008e]Roxy: Bro bro... for the love of god stop talking about the cats-[/color][br]Kankri: YOU KNOW... MAYBE DOGS ARE SIMPLY SUPERIOR? 05:26:43
(( thems fighting words 05:27:27
(( for the makeouts 05:27:35
(*has never met a cat nor dog* "ya know... i've made my decision" 05:33:00
(( LMAO 05:34:04
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He let out a sigh at her question- wait, that was no sigh, it was the rare Kankri yawn. He stifled it by keeping his mouth shut, the real indicator that it was a yawn and not a sigh was that his shoulders rose and tensed as opposed to when he sighed, he would begin to slouch slightly. The more you know! "Mmm... it stays fresh f9r a g99d while, 6ut I have never experimented with my sylladex t9 c9nduct a time lapse f9r s9mething r9tting in it." In spite of his superior stature and opposition to touching most of the time, he made the strange decision to lean against Roxy, cheek pressed into her hair, "6ut, irregardless, cats s9und like a l9t 9f w9rk t9 6e ar9und. What causes 9ne t9 wish f9r their c9mpany? Enj9yment 9f a hassle? Happiness in adversity?" 05:41:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] “fair so it kinda acts like a fridge or time stop.” she will accept this as a sufficient answer for now. She thought about his words about how cats work. “yea but u get to keep a cute lil guy or gal with ya till they die and they will always give u happiness.” now she definitely knows it had to be drugged, this man would never willingly lean on someone sober even if asked. She is going to stay quiet for now due to the fact she doesn’t want to make meulin or kurloz upset with her. She took the opportunity to put her arm around him to keep him from falling, also kind of as protection in case the other two got an ideas. She protects to her best ability. “do u like need anythin rn or are u good?” she was trying to gage how gone this poor crab was. 05:50:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600]She was quietly watching him, seeing as the nip cookie was taking effect. She had decided to get a little bit closer to kankri, she would squint at roxy as if trying to get her to release him. This was a minor setback oh well. She shall just watch for now, maybe she can get some quadrant tea out of him if he’s high enough. 05:52:18
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He was rather lucid all things considered; certainly lucid enough to huff at her wrapping an arm around him, but he made no effort to swat her away; he instead chose to mutter something about being stable enough or something of that nature. "I am fine, there is n9thing t9 w9rry a69ut." Hohoooo... [i]he doesn't know.[/i] He takes no note of Meukin's subtle skulking, simply nestlying more into Roxy's hair, "I d9 n9t think s9mething c9uld 6e cute en9ugh t9 ign9re all the tri6ulati9ns it will put y9u thr9ugh... Mmmmmmay6e y9u c9uld get a pass, just n9 m9re 9f that funny 6usiness with that "liqu9r" stuff." Why did he drag out his "M" just now? Hm. Must have been a caught yawn, that is how he will rationalize it. "D9 y9u think 9f y9urself as a cat?" 05:57:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] He is returning to the walls. 06:03:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] This is for your own protection crab, glad you’re not fighting her on this really. “its totes fine, dw i got u.” she is just going to keep reassuring the poor crab during his time of need. She did think it was kinda cute and funny that he chose her hair of all places to put his face, but then again he probably would have tried throwing himself off a bridge or something if he thought he did anything promiscuous. “i mean u saw the pics of how adorable my cats are so idk also thats a bad habit i have been tryna get rid of but i gotta do it slowly or i have to start all over. It's a weird ass thing.” the question he asked was a bit weird but she guessed she could be considered a cat to some people. “uh i mean idk maybe it depends on who u talk to i just like them so” 06:05:07
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EQUIUS: Equius did feel pretty silly using the straw, but seeing Aradia smile was worth it. He took one of the cookies and lowered it into his milk, being careful not to jostle the sides of the cup. He actually managed to get it from plate, to cup, to mouth without it crumbling in transit. He munched on the cookie and gave an affirmative "D --> Mmm" while nodding. "D --> They taste e%cellent" The next thing he decided to try was the corn bread. He speared a piece with a fork, unsure whether or not it was customarily considered finger food. 06:08:53
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He is slowly dipping further and further in. The, unknown to him, nipped cookie has invaded his 100% sober virgin system and is defiling it as he spoke. Kankri's pure lucidity was being submerged, but the catnip had yet to claim even half of him. He may be an absolute newbie to nepenthes and drugs of any kind, but his system was certainly putting up a fight, "Yeah.... yeaaaaahhhh.... I d9n't think I w9uld mind having a cat like y9u..." he yawned again, but this time it was obvious given it was audible, transferring the energy of that yawn into hug to Roxy, "A real fruity cat- the [i]fruitest[/i] even.. y9u're pretty warm- 9999rrrr may6e that is just me. I have 6een t9ld I am quite h9t... 6l99ded- that my h9t-6l99dedness is nice 9r s9mething like that- ask P9rrim 9r any9ne c9ld..." HE'S TAKEN ALL HE CAN STANDS, HE CAN'T STANDS [u]NO MORE[/u]! The nip has claimed him as a victim. 06:18:34
♋: His need for lust and power mimicked her own hated of the mundane. Moreover, the choices he made in leading his followers to death and defeat could remarkably be related even further to her own struggles. What was a leader with only a dead party to command, or dying? Skeletal, bloodied, broken and torn, his very heart had been extracted and sewn back together. The only way forward was always retribution, creation through destruction. Who better to lead the wave of trolls but a ghastly figure whose hemotype defied even the hate a highblood would have for him. Their kiss would tell her everything, and more. Motivations, hatred, opression, retribution, would spell out the fate of a troll whos life erupted the supervolcano of peasantry.[br] [br]Yet, as she speaks his 'name' he shudders. [color=red]"Don't call me that. I tried to teach him once..."[/color] His name would hold a much different signficance, as he only discovered it after death. In his time he held no name, no title, no sign. His grey robes being elevated with red gemstones signified his final deification to alien master. There truly had never been any like him; whose soul so black he was relegated with shining stones. 06:19:53
♋: He smiles again against her lips, kissing her with a passion now she had not felt before. A wet tongue touches hers shyly, then with acceptance delved deep in her mouth. In his lap, excitement from the depth of their kiss excited him, and she could feel him against her. In that moment he could feel their bodies press and then settle against his throne. It was not just sorrow that fueled his action, but pride, and ego. She now could feel that heart within him which burned with anger of all trolls. Yet his sadness betrayed that totality of red fury; he was content. Content not only to sit there with a sexy highblood in his lap, but to have fought. There was no better joy to him, than to defy fate. 06:19:58
([url=https://youtu.be/7KXmsNDiG7M?si=cUaqqtqHB9apAqVO]Meulin, geeked as hell rn:[/url] 06:29:35
(( another victim over the nip 06:30:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] Aradia took a sip of her own chocolate milk, setting her cup down and clapping a little bit when he managed to transport the cookie the entire way without destroying it on accident. "i thought so too! maybe we can get more later" She cut off a little piece of the cornbread on her own plate to try as well. It was a little strange, but it didn't taste bad! Once she'd swallowed, she looked over at him again. "this one is pretty good too and the texture reminds me of some grubloaf ive had i think" 06:31:42
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(( aight cracks fingers and they all break rping again 06:52:23