Bones: LMAOO 03:59:49
Bliss: Tbh cronus did offer his tshirt he did his good I tried my best deed 04:00:28
Bliss: So he's not going to worry at all 04:00:33
Bliss: He is not however putting it back on 04:00:42
Bliss: Lmao 04:00:45
Twerkey uvu 04:00:47
Im sorry I just think about that word sometimes :v 04:01:03
Bliss: Fair 04:01:09
Put that shit on, nobody wants to see your chiseled musclature >:v 04:01:50
Bliss: To bad 04:02:46
Bliss: Make sand castles with the chiseled fish 04:03:05
:v non 04:06:04
>:9 he will be the destroyer of sand castles... KANZILLA 04:06:25
Bliss: Cronus sweating because he sees latula having fun in the water and now wants to do that but he's like I'm committed to this sand castle 04:07:21
"But titties- but improvement- BUT... BUT TITTIES- BUT......... BUT LIKE THIS CASTLE COULD BE REAL S I C K-" 04:09:21
Bliss: LMAO 04:09:35
Bliss: He doesn't also want to piss off either of the women around him 04:09:54
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Bliss: Who shall he choose adventure mode latula or porrim 04:11:18
:V uhhhhhhhh he should do a fish dance to decides 04:11:48
Bliss: LMAO 04:11:58
Bliss: Bro will literally only get in the water because latula wanted someone to be in the water with her 04:12:20
Bliss: Cronus the life guard 04:12:36
Bliss: He's only ok at his job 04:12:47
He doesn't have the mandated whistle >:u he is FIRED 04:13:09
Bliss: Nah he will let kankri blow it then run in 04:13:34
Bliss: Tag team 04:13:41
Hell nah :v requires Kankri to help look at too much skin 04:14:07
Bliss: Cronus has chosen the water 04:18:25
Bliss: Unless she tells him to fuck off 04:18:38
Bliss: Lol 04:18:39
[color=red]Kankri: I will be fine.[br][url=https://youtube.com/shorts/o1vbrcpEj60?si=iSsrtjOJqc1EVENf]Also Kankri no more than 1 minute and 15.47397 seconds later:[/url] 04:19:01
Bliss: Cronus left his shirt for him if he wants it lmao 04:19:34
If there are no sleeves HE AINT GOING >:9 04:19:53
Bliss: It has sleeves it's a t-shirt 04:20:03
Bliss: What are you talking about 04:20:09
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Bliss: How far down kankri's arm did arenea fuckin bite 04:20:49
L o n g sleeves :v sleeves sleeves >:v not those weak SHOULDER PADS 04:20:51
Oh no, all the biting is around his neck so that shit would be obvious as hell in a t-shirt >:v 04:21:37
Bliss: Lmao 04:21:52
Bliss: LMAO 04:21:53
Bliss: Long sleeves are still gonna make you hot tho 04:21:56
Bliss: My man over here wanting a full wetsuit 04:22:18
Yes :v he does not like being S E E N. No one needs to know that he's actually kinda toned out for little bastard that doesnt like doing physical shit all the time >:u it is none of their BEESWAX 04:23:28
Bliss: If he passes out they are taking that sweater off whether he likes it or not 04:23:59
Bliss: Lmao 04:24:04
Bliss: Like aint nobody surviving like that 04:24:27
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>:U HE IS THE STRONGEST THERE IS *melting* 04:30:54
Bliss: LMAO 04:31:05
Bliss: Cronus needs to watch the whole series of happy days and just learn from the fonz on how to be a good boy greaser and he'll be ok 04:33:51
Bliss: Lmao 04:33:52
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I've never watched Happy Days :v 04:34:58
Bliss: Its a pretty old tv show I happened upon it on pure accident around 2 am as a teenager 04:35:24
Bliss: It's about a greaser who literally wants to make peoples lives better 04:35:34
Bliss: He's basically the biggest sexiest homie 04:35:47
Sounds like me uvu 04:36:01
Bliss: Lmao 04:36:03
I dont recall allowing anyone to CHRONICLE my life :v 04:36:42
Bliss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQc9L2RbQkw 04:36:45
Bliss: Its a comedy 04:37:24
Bones: porrims coming for ur ass now kankri 04:37:56
Bliss: Oh god I just realized something 04:39:22
Bliss: On accident 04:39:46
Bliss: Showing cronus this would make him hit more things with his seadwealler strength and break shit 04:39:46
Bliss: Lmao 04:39:49
Bliss: The amount of shit the fonzie hits to make it work in this series 04:40:10
"Eyyyy bozo, badabing badaboom HEYO" *elbows the jukebox into submission* 04:40:50
Bliss: Literally 04:41:00
Bliss: Cronus elbows something to fix it and it literally breaks the whole thing 04:41:21
Bones: LMFAOO 04:41:30
Bones: porrim just rubbing her temples 04:41:44
Bliss: But yea I love the fonzie he's chaotic good 04:41:46
[color=#00a86b]Porrim: listen here yOU LITTLE SHI-[br][url=https://youtu.be/rMD4mAsaNrc?si=gJnsG4GXHihZKNnF]Kankri:[/url] 04:41:50
Bliss: Cronus snapping his fingers at porrim to see if it works and it doesn't he just makes a sad face 04:43:12
Bliss: Lmao 04:43:13
Bliss: Cronus you can't believe everything you see on tv 04:43:27
Just cause you hit a spin move doesn't mean a girl will swoon into your arms CroBro :v 04:43:54
Bones: LMFAOO 04:43:57
Bliss: Lmao 04:44:12
Bliss: Cronus about to fucking die during volley ball in the water 04:44:49
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[url=https://youtu.be/l2ql3RQgFMs?feature=shared]Kankri and Porrim dragging Cronus and Latula into their beef:[/url] 04:47:50
Bliss: Lmao 04:48:45
Bones: lmaoo 04:51:47
Bones: cronus with a massive hand print on his arm: aha yeah sure 04:52:03
Bones: damn now i want to draw summer fun latula 04:52:28
Bones: blows up 04:52:31
Bliss: Cronus: damn no wonder mituna and psii had issues girl has mad power 04:53:19
Bliss: He's going to have a hand shaped bruise on his arm for a bit lmao 04:53:45
Bliss: More fonz for yall 04:55:05
Bliss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXHMb8aNMjw 04:55:06
[color=red]Kankri: THAT IS IT, CHICKEN FIGHT, CRONUS YOU ARE ON MY TEAM.[br][color=#6a006a]Cronus: Huh-[br][color=#00a86b]Porrim: THEN LATULA IS ON MY TEAM AND WE'LL GRIND YOU INTO PASTE![br][color=teal]Latula: Ayo-[br][color=red]Kankri: LETS SEND THOSE WOMEN BACK TO THE CATACOMBS WHERE THEY BELONG >:U 04:55:15
Bliss: Cronus is like but I want to continue to fuck one of those women 04:55:43
"No buts other than KICKING THEIRS" 04:56:05
Bones: something so funny abt u accidentally putting the word back in all lowercase except for the b 04:57:08
Bliss: It fucking did that on it's own 04:57:51
Bliss: I did not 04:57:53
Zen: hmm 04:59:17
Bones: parp tweaking 05:00:15
Bliss: https://i.imgur.com/WbPDkjx.png 05:00:18
Bliss: Literally not kidding that's exactly what I wrote 05:00:33
Bliss: I even triple checked 05:00:44
Bliss: Parp u bastard 05:00:47
Bliss: I wonder if it's cus I manually typed it out but then again it also seems to reset other shit sometimes to 05:01:34
Bliss: I just realized something 05:03:58
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Bliss: A memory arose from the depths of hell itself and I now remember I wanted to be the fonz so I myself could kiss pretty girls 05:04:31
The only valid reason to be THE FONZ 05:04:55
Bliss: Fair 05:05:00
That and the ultimate power to fix things with a spank :v 05:05:19
Bones: grabs kankri 05:05:31
Bliss: I was watching the clip of him trying to get 15$ for the fundraiser thing and then he started to make out with them and I was like bruh I wish that was me 05:05:43
"<:U I NEED HELP- NAAAAAAAOOOOO WAAAAAAIIIIIIT-" 05:06:35
Bliss: Cronus and latula having fun while kankri has no fun and porrim has fun 05:12:35
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[url=https://youtube.com/shorts/lqWwgtuAszc?si=cvRxkVrZm3D9sUlC]Live Kankri Reaction to Porrim TWEAKING:[/url] 05:14:25
Bones: LMFAOOA 05:15:24
Bones: latula using her knight of mind powers to outsmart him fr 05:15:51
Bliss: LMAO 05:16:00
Bliss: Cronus is like well damn gg though 05:16:12
Bliss: But cronus would absolutely rush over to kankri if he started screaming for help 05:16:38
Bliss: Cus he's an idiot 05:16:47
Bliss: You just see him booking it towards them as fast as possible only to slow down cus porrim looks at him and he's like oh shit wtf 05:17:25
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[color=#6a006a]Cronus: I GOTCHA BEST BUDDY! I GOTCH-[br][url=https://youtu.be/htDZCq70wsQ?si=c0qHB4snlJF8Q1Jd]Porrim:[/url] 05:21:41
Bliss: Yes 05:22:03
Bones: LMFAOOO 05:22:42
Bones: yeah 05:22:43
Bones: the look that says "if you come over here i'll make sure you can never smash anyone again" 05:23:31
Bliss: Cronus being like never mind byebye 05:23:58
Bliss: Lmao 05:23:59
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<:u bro would leave him to die? Fr de? 05:37:15
Bliss: I mean no but it's porrim she wont kill him 05:37:37
>:v that is not the point, the point is he is leaving the man he considers to be his best friend to get SUCC'd into oblivion 05:39:06
Bliss: If he wants to be saved he has to be told he is best friend material 05:39:45
Bliss: Latula and cronus having an epic anime volleyball match while kankri fears for his life 05:42:11
Bones: fr 05:42:36
Bliss: Cronus trying to actually play bc if he pretended to lose she would be pissed 05:45:50
Bliss: Lol 05:45:51
Bones: actively being strangled for pretending to lose 05:46:30
Bliss: Lmao 05:47:01
Bliss: But no he's going to keep going until either one wins or someone breaks the fucking ball 05:47:17
Bones: shes gonna spike it at him at some point 05:48:16
Bliss: She spikes it and it lands on his horn as he tries to get it 05:49:05
Bliss: Lmao 05:49:06
Bones: shes gonna laugh her ass off 05:49:18
Bones: just watching the ball slowly deflate on his horn 05:49:25
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Bliss: He's gonna be like damn 05:51:21
Haikyuu ass volleyball match >:V use a SPECIAL 05:53:38
Bliss: LMAO 05:53:57
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Bliss: Latula 1[br] ball 1[br] cronus 0 05:59:03
Bones: real 05:59:12
Demolished in a 1v1 :v he lost the world series 06:07:14
Bliss: Kankri panic 06:10:03
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Whaaaaaat? Hah :9 noooo??? He is 100% F I N E 06:20:30
Bliss: Bro is having a panic attack lmao 06:33:39
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He's plotting. He's scheming (its ass) 06:52:15
Bliss: Lmao 06:53:52
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Bliss: Cronus accidentally getting a flush crush on latula because she's being nice to him 07:07:37
Bliss: Lmao 07:07:37
Bones: so real honestly 07:07:52
Bones: meanwhile shes borderline babying him 07:07:59
Bliss: He's like damn shes actually kinda nice but she's married 07:08:11
Bliss: Lmao 07:08:12
Bliss: To be fair he doesn't give a shit aslong as she isn't hitting him 07:08:39
Bones: i love her just taking over and working on his sand castle without asking if he even wanted help LMAO 07:09:30
Bliss: LMAO 07:10:07
Bliss: Yea he's just like damn she's tolerating me holycrap 07:10:19
Bliss: Inb4 porrim gets territorial about it later 07:10:44
Bones: LMAO 07:15:42
Bones: i dont think shed care w latula bc she would know he has p much no chance w her 07:15:56
Bliss: Lmao 07:18:30
Bliss: Thats fine and also funny 07:18:34
Bliss: Also kankri's last ditch attempt is hilarious 07:18:48
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Bliss: Chokes self how do I look 07:18:59
"How is it?" "...lower your hands" "UHHHH NAH GANG I THINK THEY'RE GOOD RIGHT HERE" 07:19:32
Bones: porrim: damn i want to pin him down and ride him SOOO BAAAD 07:25:49
Bones: the funniest part of it all is that porrim was with aranea before so she will be able to tell who left the marks on him 💀💀 07:28:22
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( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) bro is gonna be in tears. 07:29:25
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Bones: bro is died 07:45:59
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:v nani 07:58:06
>:v i have fucked the rotationoni, that was a MISTAKE 07:59:11