Bliss: What is TLT 19:52:02
rawr: the locked tomb 19:52:09
eE: The locked tomb 19:52:09
Bliss: Ohhh 19:52:12
rawr: written by an HS fanfic author 19:52:20
Bliss: I have been reccomended that a lot 19:52:21
Bliss: Lao 19:52:25
eE: AKA Gideon and her vriska blackrom 19:52:30
rawr: LMAO 19:52:38
rawr: Gideon is such a strider it hurts 19:52:46
Bliss: Its a book 19:53:15
rawr: ye 19:53:20
eE: Many books 19:53:21
Bliss: Damn 19:53:23
eE: Very well written books 19:53:29
rawr: its a trilogy, gonna be a quadrilogy at some point 19:53:29
Bliss: I'll have to read them at some point 19:53:43
eE: And in classic homestuck fashion they are dense as fuck 19:53:46
Bliss: But for now I'll stick with re-reading homestuck for the 4th time 19:54:01
rawr: there is a character who's name is and I am not kidding: Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity 19:54:07
Bliss: You know what fuck that guy 19:54:31
Bliss: I'm sorry his parent's must have hated him 19:54:50
rawr: PFFFF 19:54:56
eE: In between descriptions of the cracks in the ground across a barren wasteland sits lines of prose about the geopolitical setting 19:54:56
Bliss: Maybe some day I could write my own kind of hs esc thing and feel good about life but do it better than hussie 19:56:12
rawr: you can definitely do better than hussie 19:56:27
rawr: that is not a high bar to clear 19:56:32
Bliss: That's fair 19:56:36
rawr: I'm not sure you'd even have to jump 19:56:50
Bliss: I do love the concept of the trolls so much and the way he actually made a species work the way they do 19:57:07
Bliss: And it being expanded on in hiveswap 19:57:14
rawr: yeah 19:57:24
Bliss: But it's like now I want only trolls 19:57:31
rawr: we all love trolls :D 19:57:43
eE: It sounds like you just want to write a parody of the United States 19:57:56
rawr: pfff 19:58:03
Bliss: Lmao 19:58:05
rawr: hey bliss are you the admin for just this chat or for this site as a whole lol 19:58:06
Bliss: I don't own db I only use the chats, I believe steve co-runs it with hex and someone else 19:58:47
rawr: why tf are there only two groupchats on here then that's so weird 19:59:03
Bliss: But I know hex is making db2 which will be hella sweet 19:59:07
rawr: I figured this was like "the official groupchat" or smth 19:59:12
eE: ... 19:59:18
eE: DB2 19:59:20
Bliss: This old girl gets reset by the hour right now 19:59:33
eE: Fucking hell 19:59:43
Bliss: Hex is just remaking her to not die 19:59:47
Bliss: We will have logins and better systems for blocking and banning and more text space 20:00:07
Bliss: So it will be like this one just a lil extra 20:00:17
Bliss: But all the people on db that aren't in group chat are literally all only trying to smutfish 20:00:35
Bliss: Or are trying to rp random sfw encounters 20:00:46
Bliss: I made this chat because I missed group chats chaos and I think I might have a site mod lurking but I'm not sure 20:01:16
Bliss: I just know that when db2 comes around I will remake the chat and we can continue on there 20:01:35
eE: Looking forward to it 20:02:41
eE: In the meantime, my lunch break is over 20:02:50
eE: Catch you later 20:02:57
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rawr: lmaoooooo 20:03:40
rawr: I mean I just used this site for the first time today and my first three chat roulettes were "BBC!Centaurstesticle" "Incredibly Hung!ectobiologist" and "stares at your boobs!carcinogenecist" 20:04:16
rawr: so yeah. most def. smutfishing 20:04:22
rawr: not that I'm surprised being real Homestuck was always a property that attracted the freaks and I love it for that but good lord what an introduction to db lmao 20:05:30
Bliss: Lmao 20:08:16
Bliss: To be fair site owner using hung male vriska 20:08:55
rawr: HAHAHAHA GOOD FOR THEM 20:09:00
Bliss: He entered the chat and I said nice 20:09:20
Bliss: He had to deal with some douche 20:09:27
rawr: oh noooo 20:09:32
Bliss: But I was like yea thats steve 20:09:34
Bliss: Lmao 20:09:39
rawr: wait male vriska Steve. 20:09:53
rawr: I wonder if I. know him. 20:09:57
Bliss: Yes 20:10:01
rawr: that rings a bell. 20:10:09
Bliss: He's the mxrp owner now 20:10:10
rawr: do you have him on discord or smth 20:10:58
Bliss: Theres an official mxrp server now 20:11:32
rawr: is the link somewhere 20:11:44
Bliss: https://discord.gg/zsz843uf 20:11:59
Bliss: I went to get it lol 20:12:08
rawr: invalid invite 20:12:51
Bliss: Damn 20:13:04
Bliss: Well you can add me on discord I am Blissfullullaby and I'll send you the invite that way 20:13:35
rawr: OH MY GOD IT IS HIM 20:13:46
Bliss: LMAo 20:13:50
rawr: you are not accepting friend requests lol 20:14:17
Bliss: Ah shit 20:14:20
Bliss: Lmao 20:14:22
rawr: add me its uhhhhhhh 20:14:36
rawr: wyldcatte 20:14:48
Bliss: Lmao I can't add you either but I changed my settings 20:15:30
rawr: wAGH 20:15:41
Bliss: It's ok we can do this 20:16:02
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Bliss: Welcome back lmao 20:29:06
Bliss: I have good luck when it comes to knowing people and running into them idk why I just do 20:30:07
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:v quacc 00:06:15
Bliss: Meow meow 00:08:44
Bones: get over here and kiss me with your hot mouth 00:12:15
Sounds like my cue *mr.krabs scuttles to counter* one(1) CRACK COCAINE, please :V 00:12:26
Bliss: Get ovwer here and kiss me vwith your hot mouth kankri ;) 00:13:35
>:U THE KISSY ALLEGATIONS ARE NOT TRUE, DAMARA & PORRIM ARE LYING WHOOOOOOOO-MMMMHMHMH OOOOOUUUUU THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE 00:14:52
Bliss: But kankri I vwanna feel your lips on mine. Plsplsplspls 00:17:01
UNHAND ME 00:17:22
Bones: kankri PLEAAASE let me HIIIIT 00:17:47
BEGONE HARLOTS *activates hidden Krab Pimp Claw* 00:18:03
Bliss: NOOO PLEASE LET ME SMASH AT LEAST ONCE KANKRI 00:19:07
Bliss: Porrim pls back me up 00:19:23
Bones: me first 00:19:36
Bliss: Thats fair 00:19:52
Bliss: Vwait didnt you take my wvirginity porrim? Oh shit you trying to collect em all like pokemon 00:21:18
WHY ARE THEY SO OBSESSED >:v bro is just trying to LIVE 00:21:23
Bliss: Because cronus is thirsty and porrim is also thirsty 00:21:49
Bliss: You are the holy water we want to drink from 00:22:02
Bliss: The forbidden fruit to take a bite and be cast out by god himself 00:23:17
>:v he just wants to eat fruit, be healthy, but instead [url=https://youtu.be/o7kCLAWqtuc?si=b7_vZslBVw8pDRZB]this is his current life situation[/url] <:v can't he at least try some DRUGS first 00:24:22
Bliss: No he is the fruit 00:26:48
Bliss: Yea hit meulin and kurloz up after they smash 00:27:02
Bliss: They will def give him catnip 00:27:10
>:v everyone keeps smashing, when they should be going to his sermon 00:29:28
Bliss: Meulin has not smashed for eons let her have this 00:29:55
He has not smashed EVER, he will be granting her NOTHING >:u 00:30:40
Bliss: Then lets fix that 00:30:52
Bliss: Give him drugs and smash so he can know what it's like to not smash after eons 00:31:09
Bliss: Problem solved 00:31:19
Bliss: Lmao 00:31:20
Bliss: But really she will def give him drugs free of charge and just hang out 00:31:54
Bliss: Meulin and kankri getting high and talking nonesense is funny af 00:32:33
The greatest yapathon of all time :v 00:33:38
Bliss: Exactly 00:34:05
Greatest INFLUENCED yapathon, that is >:v the greatest SOBER yapathon will probably be him getting big mad at Mindfang for just being a troll that exists. 00:34:29
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Bliss: If he yaps at mindfang and gets passionate and closes his eyes or something she's going to leave and come back with alcohol just to get drunk and stand there pretending to care 00:36:39
IF? He would have to close his eyes, thats how you know he's getting close to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE 00:37:31
Bliss: [url=https://i.imgur.com/Qzih7rS.png]she be looking like this [/url] 00:38:59
No rest for the wicked and everyone seems to be fucking BEWITCHED 00:39:53
Bliss: Lmao 00:40:10
Bones: kankri closes his eyes and suddenly porrim is sucking him off 00:40:22
Bones: sorry 00:40:24
"Girl what the FUCK- 00:41:00
Bliss: Mindfang would def be like to evil signless yep this is one of your alt descendants and he's annoying 00:41:07
>:u well she is one Aranea's alt ancestors and is a LOSER 00:43:53
Bliss: Lmao 00:45:38
Bliss: Mindfang isn't an alt 00:45:58
Bliss: She's directly with this arenea the evil!signless is though 00:46:19
>:v well then she is a canon L O S E R *holds REAL Aranea* they would never become a B U M 00:47:24
Bliss: LMAo 00:48:15
:v he loves Aranea she is so great... WHEN SHE'S NOT FANGIRLING OVER ANCESTORS >:U 00:51:49
Bones: LMAOO 00:52:09
Bones: signless: so are you good with your weapon 00:52:17
Bones: karkat: wakes up and disappears 00:52:21
Bones: signless: 🧍♂️ 00:52:40
Bro is flabbergasted "did... did I say something wrong?" 00:53:40
Bliss: LMAO 00:53:43
Karkat disconnected his controller fe 00:54:57
Signless: So you're still alive?[br]Karkat: *discord hangup sound effect* 00:55:22
Bliss: Yes 00:55:55
Buu Buu Missle Cannon :v 00:59:21
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Bliss: Lmao 01:15:31
Bliss: Karkat comes back like wussup motherfuckers did you miss me 01:15:43
Bliss: And then they are like oh damn he's back 01:15:53
Bro blinked out of existence and returns 18 hours later ùvú while they're playing monopoly 01:16:27
Bliss: Lmao 01:17:00
"Gimme 3000 for that hotel you fucking ingrate-"[br]*Karkat blips onto the board* 01:18:36
Bliss: Karkat ruins the whole board everything is in shambles 01:18:58
Bliss: Disc has escaped jail and is now running away with her piece as the economy falls into ruins via karkat 01:19:53
[color=red]Sign: I'VE BEEN FORSAKEN! I WAS GOING TO WIN!!![br][color=#eec222]Psii: You have no idea how much you've saved us, he was becoming the embodiment of capitalism. 01:21:41
Bones: :sku 01:23:35
Bones: oops not discord 01:23:42
Bones: 💀 01:23:44
:wiisportsmatt: so what 01:24:25
:v obsessed with Kankri like he isn't gonna cry at some point <:v you're being so MEAN to him 01:25:22
Bones: i need him to break my spine sorry 01:25:47
Bones: i dont make the rules 01:25:49
Bliss: Lmao 01:26:28
Bliss: I am the only normal one here 01:26:40
Bliss: Who wants to just befriend him 01:26:47
Bliss: Like yea smash is fun 01:26:53
Bliss: But friendship 01:26:57
Bliss: Is magic 01:26:59
Bones: i would like to be his friend too but i also want him to actually end my life 01:27:17
Bliss: If I get to smash thats just a bonus but not intentional 01:27:27
>:U he will N O T- 01:27:35
Bones: nah bro its intentional i will beg on my hands and knees 01:27:40
Bliss: Look I'm rping a fish that wants to smash literally anything 01:28:06
Bro will probs be crying from overstimulation <:v he can't KILL ANYTHING at that point 01:28:30
Bliss: I am rping a catgirl who only wants to smash kurloz 01:28:34
Bliss: And I'm also rping another catgirl who mostly only wants to smash signless 01:28:53
Bliss: But might also smash psii cus why not 01:29:00
Bliss: And mindfang is gonna smash evilsignless because he asked nicely 01:29:15