:V yosh 18:32:53
Bliss: Riveting advice you're pissed? Eat fruit and sit on a bench 18:35:07
Yeah, if you got time to be mad, you got time to do some healthy shit :v 18:37:21
Bliss: LMAO 18:37:37
Bliss: He's like bro that's not how feelings work 18:37:45
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[color=#6a006a]Cronus: You can't just ignore your feelings in favor of like... physical health.[br][color=red]Kankri: *surrounded by fruit cores, peels, empty juice and water bottles* I don't see why not. Not that I have any emotional issues, I'm perfectly fine. 18:47:04
Bliss: Lmao 18:48:08
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[color=#6a006a]Cronus: Whatcha been up to?[br][color=red]Kankri: *dont say fucking dont say kissing dont say fucking dont say kissing* Uhhhhhhhhh kucking-[br][color=#6a006a]Cronus: YOU'VE BEEN DOING [i]WHAT TO W H O ?[/i] 19:14:02
Bliss: LMAO 19:14:17
[color=red]Kankri: it's okay, no one likes me either.[br][color=#6a006a]Cronus: Why are sweating- why do have so many different colored lipstick stains on you- [i]BRO ARE YOU GETTINNG CUDDLED BY HALF THE GROUP RIGHT NOW???[/i][br][color=red]Kankri:.........No-[br][color=#6a006a]Cronus: [font=arial black][i][u]LOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!! LOOK!!!![/u][/i] 19:20:48
Bliss: LMAO 19:21:09
Bliss: Cronus: I'm really fucking lonely right now pls fix this 19:21:25
Bliss: Cronus sad boi era 19:22:02
Cronus gonna change his pfp to sad vaporwave Bart Simpson 19:22:48
Bliss: LMAO 19:22:56
Bliss: Yes 19:22:57
Bliss: Cronus getting high for the first time because he is so sad 19:23:19
Bliss: He's like atleast the weed wont betray me 19:23:30
*immediately starts getting an anxiety attack from the boof* 19:24:20
Bliss: LMAO 19:24:26
Bliss: You just hear him screaming in the middle of the fucking woods 19:24:38
Bliss: Nobody knows what the fuck is going on and he's just having a full blown panic attach 19:25:10
Bliss: Attack- 19:25:14
[url=https://youtu.be/ls3qsSymrOI?si=r4iKuxEzMQj5isT4]Bro after a single hit[/url] 19:27:13
Bliss: He's like this isn't half bad then starts screaming 19:28:08
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Bliss: Cronus being like yay I can atleast spend some time with kankri even if its eating a fucking bagel lmao 19:42:02
Bro is starved for attention. Brother is FAMISHED 19:43:52
Bliss: Cronus is dense but not that dense also absolutely 19:43:59
Are we certain :v 19:45:46
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Bliss: Cronus using every last braincell to contain his comments towards kankri 19:46:53
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The second horni is detected Cronus gets sent to the Shadow Realm 19:51:08
Bliss: Cronus: absolutely ecstatic to hang out with kankri because he knows kankri won't bully him constantly 19:52:27
Bliss: So far the only one who hasn't done anything bad to him is kankri ironic enough 19:53:05
>:u that is not ironic, it is just FACTS 19:53:28
Bliss: That and meulin but he refuses to go near her 19:53:33
:v he cant have her, Kurloz got her 19:59:46
Bliss: Yep 20:00:36
Bliss: Kurloz will strangle him 20:00:42
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But Kurloz is just a big sweet heart :v 20:23:06
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Bliss: When your blood powers cause everyone to hug you 20:26:05
Bliss: Lol 20:26:05
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>:u ONLY coldbloods- but comparatively speaking, everyone would feel cold by the time he hit Meulin on the hemospectrum :v from there on out its chill city 20:28:23
Bliss: Lmao 20:28:44
Bliss: Kankri is like can't I get a hug from a warmer blood type god damn 20:29:01
Bliss: Mindfang don't even need kankri she has evil signless for that lmao 20:29:39
Bliss: Troll heat makers 20:29:44
Not even, he just wants it to CEASE. [color=red]"RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEE. RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" 20:30:15
Bliss: LMAo 20:31:02
Bliss: So far cronus is showing way more self control and he's basically dying on the inside bc his intrustive thoughts are running rampant 20:31:45
>:v dont do anything... WACKY. 20:35:23
Bliss: He aint going to yet 20:36:12
Bliss: Cronus leaping into the lake to avoid saying something bad to kankri you just see shit tons of bubbles from him literally thrashing about and screaming under water 20:37:08
Bliss: He comes back out like nothing happened 20:37:26
"Bro you're soaked." 20:38:12
Bliss: Cronus: oh yea I am aren't i 20:38:34
Bliss: Also zen do you need me to repost? 20:39:31
Zen: sure 20:41:32
Bliss: Also when cronus snaps it's going to be after I re-watch grease and learn all the extra garbage from that forsaken and lovely movie 20:43:15
Bliss: Because that's all cronus knows about greasers and it's been literal years since I last watched it 20:43:35
Bliss: So yay 20:43:41
Bliss: The only thing I remember is they flying off into the sunset in a red fucking car 20:44:06
Bliss: My bitch ass only eating blueberrys and biscuits for two days 20:49:11
Bliss: I mean I did eat one cheese steak but my diet has mostly been blueberrys and buscuits 20:49:35
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:v Grease was great, the race was p cool 20:55:58
Bliss: Cronus basing his life on the fact he watched the movie grease and has an idea of what a 1950s greaser acts with very little knowledge is the funniest fucking thing 20:58:07
Bliss: I'm only humankin because someone told me magic wasn't real so now I have to be a human greaser instead 20:58:44
"I'm a Greaser" *refuses to light cigarette or be a hoodlum* 20:58:52
Bliss: Lmao 20:59:00
Bliss: He wants to be the fonz but in his heart he's an idiot 20:59:17
Bliss: Kankri hugs cronus first 21:00:34
Bliss: Cronus behaving mission impossible now 21:00:40
He'd be getting bullied by the girl gang, its sad :v 21:00:41
Bliss: Lmao 21:01:04
>:U AYO WHATCHU MEAN I M P O S S I B L E 21:01:05
Bliss: He's going to start purring 21:01:13
>:u why is everyone PURRING ON HIM 21:03:39
Bliss: He's warm 21:06:35
Bliss: It's not there fault he's blanket soft and warm 21:06:48
Bliss: Longest hug in the west 21:26:40
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:v ye >:v because he's the best hugger there is APPARENTLY 21:32:30
Bliss: Soft boy hug 21:32:40
Bliss: Cronus feeling all these emotions and can't catch a break lol 21:33:45
Bliss: Bro literally suggest they do something fun then turns around and goes whatever we can do that later lmao 21:44:36
Bliss: Funny 21:44:53
Zen: mindfang is certainly the one who make him get dressed in proper clothes and dance like a sailor 21:47:47
Bliss: LMAO 21:48:14
Bliss: She literally just existing he he fell head over heels for her 21:48:27
Bliss: She's like aight I can dig this 21:48:59
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Cronus walking around with that WAGON *smacc* 21:59:56
Bliss: LMAO 22:00:14
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Cronus got laid and dont know how to act >:u act like you been here before DAMN 22:21:30
Bliss: Lmao cronus literally doens't know what to do he's like I finally got laid but now everyone is getting territorial and I have no want or need to be punched 22:22:45
Smh. Needs to combat it by getting territorial his damn self :v 22:24:59
Bliss: Lmao he would but kankri no like 22:25:33
Bliss: The fish might get that way later tho 22:25:58
Bliss: He's still in the god everyone wants me dead or dying and so I must flee mode 22:26:40
Bliss: Eventually he's just going to say fuck it and get a bit aggressive when someone hits a nerve 22:27:03
>:v why would he become territorial over the crab, the crab is just trying to eat fruit and be healthy 22:29:29
Bliss: Nah he's gonna get territorial over the friendship with the crab 22:30:24
Bliss: He doesn't think he can get anything else with the crab so he's just like this is close enough 22:31:07
Bliss: Though if he did find out kankri was no longer a virgin he would be a bit mad and be like bro wtf why are you lying to me I thought we were friends 22:31:57
[color=red]Kankri: It's okay really-[br][color=#6a006a]Cronus: He SAID NO PICKLES-[br][color=#00a86b]Porrim: AND FOR A [i]LARGE[/i] FRY-[br][color=#0880e0]Aranea: AND HE WANTED A FROSTY INSTEAD OF A DRINK YOU STUPID FUCK- 22:34:11
Bliss: LMAO 22:34:46
Bliss: Kankri: I don't believe in quadrants 22:35:19
Bliss: Everyone else: like hell you don't 22:35:28
[color=red] Kankri: I am strong, independent, SINGLE-[br][color=black]Everyone Else: ( #● 皿●) 22:38:37
Bliss: Lmao 22:39:25
Zen: I swear to fucking christ I am going to send my keyboard into my monitor 22:39:47
Zen: Actual anger here 22:39:51
Zen: Not just comedic anger anymore 22:39:58
Bliss: No I know 22:40:12
Bliss: Give yourself time to cool off 22:40:34
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Bliss: Kankri: the heathens can bother of at any moment >:( [br]Mindfang and evil signless: snuggling while talking about maybe checking out a dangerious spaceship 23:00:10
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Ya damn right >:u They Scheming. They Plotting. 23:02:16
Zen: cahoots moment 23:03:21
Bliss: Absolutely 23:06:35
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Bliss: Again 23:59:23
Bliss: Reading homestuck with bf so will be slow to reply 00:00:20
Bliss: We are on dave trying to retrieve the dead crow 00:00:32
Bliss: My bf voicing dave and laughing as he tries to rap is the best thing I've ever heard 00:01:02
Bliss: And saying how much he hates it 00:01:13
Bliss: :) 00:01:14
Bliss: I am voicing rose and jade rn 00:01:36
Bliss: Mr t puppet my bf sighs heavily lmao 00:02:53
:v say the line bart 00:03:01
Bliss: Lmao 00:03:10
Bliss: The fact I'm learning vocal training on pure accident just to voice jade and rose is funny 00:03:50
:v so what is he gonna do about Dave being an absolute *cancelled by twitter dot com* for most of the story :v 00:05:53
Bliss: Lmao 00:06:20
Bliss: Dave is twitter 00:06:26
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Man what the fuck sort of rinky dink ass salad is this. 00:07:17
It is just sliced cucumber and tomato, this shit ass. 00:07:33
Bliss: Ew 00:10:44
Hate crimes should be allowed when things like this happen, I'm the BIGGEST HATER 00:13:07
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Time for the lights to come up :V 00:32:18
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Bliss: How are you doing over there zen or did you pass out 01:30:21
Zen: I have become enamored in a video game 01:33:28
Bliss: Fair 01:33:34
Bliss: Lmao 01:33:35
Bliss: Just checking on you bud 01:33:46
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:wiisportsmatt: this is an All-Star Trio, no one can stop them 01:35:25
Bliss: Lmao 01:35:52
Bliss: Porrim is still in her cover but also still wearing the revealing bathing suit oh no 01:36:23
Bones: yeah lmfao 01:36:36
*falls to hands and knees* they'll die, its all over. Raid Boss Porrim. 01:38:02
Bliss: Cronus just eatin his sandwich and sees porrim take off her cover and just 👀 01:40:24
Goddamn it >:u 01:46:14
Bliss: Oi don't god damnit him its not his fault she decided to wear almost nothing 01:46:51
All the hard work, in HELL because Porrim hates clothes 01:47:02
Bones: bioluminescence turned on just for u bbgorl 01:48:51
Bliss: LMAO 01:49:02
Bliss: Porrim sees cronus staring and starts glowing and he's just like nice 01:49:22
Bliss: Lmao 01:49:23
Bones: she didnt even notice them yet shes prob just hoping having the glow switched on will make people who dont know her less likely to approach her 01:49:50
"What type of sea monster is that-" 01:50:43
Bones: not doing a porrim post yet since i p much described what shes doing in latulas 01:51:46
Bones: just letting u know so ur not waiting on it lmao 01:51:56
Bliss: Cronus being like now I don't know what the fuck to do I have never gotten this far yet 01:52:34
Bliss: Lmao 01:52:35
Bliss: How do you get pudding off of glasses asking for a friend 02:01:14
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Eat it :v 02:01:52
Oh im sorry, tell your FRIEND to eat it :v 02:02:06
Bliss: I can't eat it 02:02:25
Bliss: I mean they can't eat it 02:02:34
Then you'll just have to cut it off :v 02:04:44
They >:v they will have to cut it off 02:04:55
Bliss: I really need to stop eating pudding in the dark 02:05:44
Bliss: This is the fucking 4th time I've fucked up so bad with pudding in the dark 02:06:10
Ò - Ó i thought it was a friend 02:07:53
Bliss: Nah I was making a joke 02:08:08