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Friday 16 August 2024

Zen: Yeah I didn't have many friends so I just played video games 19:27:50

Bliss: The bus drivers were nice to me and would wait for me to get inside my house first 19:28:00

Zen: I had friends from school I played games with and once I got older we smoked weed together 19:28:01

Bliss: I had no friends outside of school at all really 19:28:15

Bliss: I was too violent to be around other kids 19:28:37

Zen: but not violent enough to be around the cool kids 19:29:06

Zen: thats pretty much how it was for me yeah 19:29:11

Zen: everybody who had popularity was a fucking cunt 19:29:20

Bliss: I was not a cool kid everyone was afraid of me or was bullying me 19:29:24

Zen: yeah 19:29:29

Zen: but in some ways I was the coolest 19:29:35

Bliss: I was apparently only 'cool' in my class because I was the only girl at the time and they all suddenly got interested in me 19:30:03

Bliss: But were too afraid to interact unless they gave me something 19:30:15

Zen: I seek to make a golden talisman 19:30:43

Zen: To learn of the heretical practices of imbuing magic into items 19:31:03

Zen: and I will wear this in secret 19:31:11

Bliss: The only thing I did cool was bring a miniature pony to school 19:31:23

Bliss: For show and tell 19:31:33

Bliss: He was a good pony I think he's dead now though 19:31:55

Bliss: He was already pretty old when I did that 19:32:03

Bliss: The only reason I don't have anger issues anymore and communicate ect is due to therapy 19:32:45

Bliss: I still struggle with putting words sometimes due to my issues so rp is a way that helps me I think 19:33:13

Zen: mm 19:34:15

Zen: I want to reply 19:34:17

Bliss: Do it 19:34:20

Zen: but i keep talking to you 19:34:23

Bliss: Lmao 19:34:25

Bliss: Sorry 19:34:26

Zen: i need to focus lol 19:34:27

Zen: its ok i am just going to listen to russian music until i have it written 19:34:43

Bliss: Fair 19:34:52

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:v gimme those coupons 19:53:03

Zen: wht s up 19:56:24

Bliss: Nice 19:58:56

:v pixie stix or fun dip >:v answer or perish by molten sugar 20:01:56

Bliss: I will snort both 20:02:14

Bliss: Give me 20:02:22

"girl what the FUCK-" 20:02:52

Bliss: You know what I want give me it 20:03:48

>:U NO. YOU GET ONE. 20:05:32

Bliss: GIVE ME 20:06:26

Bliss: I WANT TO SEE GOD 20:06:29

:wiisportsmatt: you arent getting PISS OR SHIT from me 20:07:32

Bliss: I will take it from you against your will and snort it 20:08:06

Bliss: >:) 20:08:09

>:v you can't, I'm far too strong 20:08:46

Bliss: How much can you bench 20:11:38

Idk never trying lifting shit and have been in a gym all of 1 time :V 20:12:34

But I am going to demolish Illinois so it doesn't MATTER >:V 20:12:52

Bliss: Fair then I can and will fight you and be victorious 20:12:55

Zen: I daydrinking 20:13:24

Zen: B) 20:13:29

Bliss: Oh you getting crunked 20:13:41

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[url=https://youtube.com/shorts/8wg9HAWmc5A?si=LdkJxkcyO-WqBE7E]Cronus with Kurloz and Meulin[/url] 20:22:32

Bliss: LMAO yes 20:25:04

Bliss: 'he gonna beat m-' 20:25:30

[color=#6a006a]Cronus: He gonna beat me- [font=arial black][i]*M O R T I S *[/i][/font] 20:28:59

Bliss: Lmao 20:32:02

[url=https://youtube.com/shorts/T1wecXTc_xo?si=gPQANKm_re3JnPxX]Live Footage of Porrim trying to seduce Kankri:[/url] 20:34:51

Bliss: YOU WANT BOTH 20:38:44

Bliss: Lmao 20:38:46

Bliss: I'm sorry I had to make a pirate joke no I don't take criticism constructive or otherwise 20:42:35

Where >:v 20:43:31

Bliss: Smut 20:43:39

Bliss: Buddy 20:43:42

Bliss: Smut 20:43:44

Ahh something about BOOTY i presume :v 20:44:13

Zen: does it count as fasting if I am drinking beer but not eating 20:44:48

Bliss: I don't know 20:45:46

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Bliss: Why are you drinking beer and not eating tho 20:56:01

Zen: I don't feel like going out to get food 20:57:02

Zen: booty menmtioned: 20:57:12

Bliss: Yes 20:58:03

Bliss: You're welcome for booty 20:58:08

Bliss: Lmao 20:58:09

Zen: ye that was a pretty solid reply lol 20:58:31

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Bliss: Thank you lol 20:58:48

Bliss: In about an hour or two I'm gonna take a bath for a bit but I'll be back to reply after that just a fair warning 21:01:09

[color=red]Kankri: It's getting late and I think I've got an appointment-[br][color=#00a86b]Porrim: I'm an RN I swear *flashes library card before locking door* 21:01:22

Zen: nice 21:01:23

Bliss: Lmao she can use cronus as an excuse 21:01:50

Bliss: She fixed him twice 21:01:55

Bliss: It takes me roughly half an hour to an hour for bathtime so we shall see how fast I decide to be in the bath lol 21:02:30

Bliss: I love water 21:02:36

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Water is cool and all, but I want sky water >:v 21:07:38

Bliss: Why it's bad for you 21:07:58

:v no it isn't, rain is awesome 21:09:51

Bliss: I thought you were actively trying to drink the rain water 21:10:14

Bliss: Which is bad for you 21:10:18

>:v i just want it to storm fr 21:12:09

Bliss: Fair 21:12:18

Zen: has anybody here seen the old picture of the two anthropomorphic mouses making out and having a long strand of spit between them being sold by a guy on an art network back in the 80's? 21:13:07

Zen: out of the two other people here 21:13:27

Bliss: That is very specific but yes 21:13:32

Zen: nice 21:13:47

Bliss: Tbh I have seen some weird shit 21:16:20

Bliss: Most of it was my fault the other half was on accident tho 21:16:31

Zen: idk i thought it was kinda hot 21:20:05

Zen: im not a furry 21:20:13

Zen: don't doxx me 21:20:15

Bliss: I am a furry 21:20:30

Zen: its probably worse being a 25 year old dude who still thinks about alien tentacles 21:20:32

Bliss: I have no reason to dox you 21:20:37

Zen: i would have been a furry if my best friend hadn't became one and then turned into a cringey guy 21:20:51

Bliss: Most women like alien tentacles 21:21:02

Zen: i would have been like a furry chad 21:21:03

Zen: lol 21:21:04

Bliss: My best friend isn't a furry but he gave me a fursona 21:21:36

Bliss: Which is funny to me 21:21:47

Zen: yeah tentacles are hot idk i think one of the first 10 times i erp'd it was with a mindfang who had a tentacle and 'wrapped it around his member' 21:22:26

Zen: jfl 21:22:32

Zen: feel like i just came out of the closet lmao 21:22:42

Bliss: I use to do that shit all the time 21:22:57

Bliss: I honestly don't know how many people I've rp'ed with as mindfang in my past 21:23:29

Bliss: But most of it was in groupchats 21:23:42

Bliss: So 21:23:44

Zen: yeah it was in dungeonstuck 21:23:51

Zen: i had an oc named kris 21:23:54

Zen: lol 21:23:57

Zen: so awful man 21:23:59

Bliss: Ah 21:24:02

Zen: i was like 14 21:24:02

Bliss: I don't know if I ever went into that one lol 21:24:18

Zen: yeah and then the entire chat ripped me a new one because i had a matesprit and a kismesis as a human so they thought i was a cheater 21:24:35

Bliss: Fools 21:24:47

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Zen: or well i guess i was self inserting at the time 21:24:49

Zen: lol 21:24:51

Bliss: My roxy had all of those things after learning about them via the trolls 21:25:14

Bliss: It was delightful 21:25:17

Bliss: Also kris sounds familiar I wonder if I bumped into you at one point 21:25:35

Bliss: But who knows 21:25:37

Bliss: There were a lot of people back then 21:25:44

Zen: >consequences for female + hot character + canon [br]>consequences for male + asshole character + oc 21:25:52

Zen: people are fools but whatever you learn a lot about human thought processes through their actions 21:26:14

Zen: but yes i have quite the history on msparp 21:27:00

Bliss: Same 21:27:06

Bliss: Only a few miss me though 21:27:24

Zen: rip 21:27:37

Zen: at least the entire site didn't hate you for 10 years 21:27:48

Zen: and still continues to 21:27:54

Bliss: I was either forgotten or told to stop being a lil bitch 21:28:18

Zen: the only miracle i have of continuing to visit this website is that the mods are too stupid to ban mobile ip 21:28:37

Zen: and devices 21:28:55

Bliss: Bro don't say that 21:28:55

Zen: you're right 21:29:06

Zen: yeah idk 21:29:07

Zen: i genuinely just like to write 21:29:17

Bliss: That is a coding issue for one that can't be fixed and two you don't want to fuck yourself harder then you already have ok 21:29:41

Bliss: Because once db2 comes back they will have ip bans and shit 21:30:06

Zen: bro if you want to talk about how i fucked myself then we can go in a full prostate exam 21:30:07

Zen: (just came up with that btw i hope that was funny) 21:30:37

Bliss: You sounded like dave for five seconds 21:30:51

Bliss: You are a good writer though 21:31:25

Bliss: Even though you keep telling me you are drunk sometimes when you do 21:31:44

Zen: hahahahaha 21:31:52

Zen: yes well 21:31:55

Zen: some people just burn the candle at both ends 21:32:02

Bliss: Someone put a fire cracker in my ass lit it up and watched me explode 21:32:26

Bliss: I don't know where I was going with that one 21:32:38

Zen: someone came in my nose and made me suck it out like a snot rocket 21:32:40

Zen: not really 21:32:47

Bliss: Have you ever had milk go up your nose and sinuses bc you laughed 21:33:09

Zen: nah 21:33:17

Bliss: I had it happen with chocolate milk applejuice and water 21:33:26

Bliss: It was not fun 21:33:31

Zen: Im the guy making people laugh 21:33:36

Zen: Im pretty sure i made that happen to somebody in school 21:33:46

Zen: I've almost died choking on my own spit like 100+ times in my life though 21:34:16

Bliss: You are the court jester in life with the soul of a writer 21:34:26

Zen: All jesters are comical and comedians gotta write their jokes or else they are just doing environmental humor 21:34:59

Bliss: I keep being hauled to the plague pits even though I'm still alive 21:35:09

Bliss: I would like them to stop but they wont 21:35:17

Zen: heres a joke 21:35:36

Zen: Just got into a new game right, 21:35:48

Bliss: Yes 21:35:51

Zen: but theres some weird things i don't really know how to do 21:35:58

Zen: well 21:35:59

Zen: just some areas that aren't explained 21:36:03

Zen: and its a new game with a thriving community 21:36:09

Zen: but 21:36:09

Zen: I looked around and the only people are on reddit 21:36:17

Zen: and i don't know if I should go around commenting on a video game with the name "LA 8 INCH' 21:36:31

Zen: genuine story btw 21:36:39

Zen: literally just thought of that 21:36:46

Bliss: Honestly I have done worse but thats fair 21:36:52

Zen: the joke is always on me m8 21:37:04

Bliss: People use to call me steve, because of the meme and your friend steve 21:37:28

Zen: now i need to make a new reddit account so i can get banned from that community for saying that somebodies favorite mechanic is broken 21:37:33

Bliss: Cause I would pop up as the third wheel every time 21:37:40

Bliss: None of it was intentional 21:37:48

Bliss: It just kept happening so they dubbed me stever 21:37:59

Bliss: Steve= 21:38:02

Bliss: Dies 21:38:04

Bliss: But yea 21:38:11

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