Then sob you good eridan player you >:v 08:39:49
i know for a fact i rp cronus wrong and now i kinda do it on purpose 08:40:12
brb i gotta go jump into a revvene 08:40:22
but i keep it so he eventually fucks up and slips 08:40:25
lolsux: take me with you 08:40:30
Playing Bronus Dudepora 08:40:33
lmao 08:40:33
playing cronus as a fratboy fuckup stupid head 08:40:51
i lovve rping cronus honestly but i also used to rp danny zuko back on parp so like.... 08:40:58
Boyfail :v 08:41:01
its the same guy 08:41:04
lolsux: omg not the grease rp 08:41:10
lmao i was in greasestuck at onepoint 08:41:24
it wwasnt evven specifically grease rp it wwas just any multifandom chat 08:41:28
i was damara 08:41:29
Who? 08:41:36
Wait why did I forget what Grease was 08:41:42
lol 08:41:46
lolsux: lel 08:41:48
danny zuko my lovve <3 08:41:51
>:u i started thinking about Hairspray too for SOME REASON whats going on here 08:41:59
lolsux: i feel you though 08:42:01
lolsux: i used to rp heather duke from the movie heathers 08:42:13
lolsux: specifically the movie bc i didnt like the musical 08:42:19
fonzie is the only greaser who deserves respect 08:42:21
i lovve the movvie..... 08:42:28
ivve seen the movvie ovver 50 times.......... 08:42:36
lolsux: legit one of my favorite movies of all time 08:42:41
lolsux: bro im not kidding why are you me jdhjgk 08:42:46
The Fonz 08:42:48
wwere merging i feel erisolsprite coming closer 08:43:00
lolsux: lmfaooo 08:43:08
its been eons since i watched grease tbh i need to watch it with my bf 08:43:08
time for me to wwatch it again 08:43:22
this is like me and bones we merge into each other sometimes 08:43:26
me and bones are already the same person 08:43:38
its fine though 08:43:44
lmao its funny we all merge into a single organism 08:43:58
thats wwhat knowwing a mf for 14 years does to you 08:44:00
And I am Kanboy Wonder, a superhero :V 08:44:00
i think i met bones like 10 or 11 years ago can't remember 08:44:54
but im glad we all can hang tf out and rp 08:45:15
lolsux: wild 08:45:22
bc i was like i miss rp 08:45:23
lolsux: meanwhile im pretty sure i dont know any of yall :pensive: 08:45:32
bones and i still remember the exact moment wwe met and it wwas me interrupting him on the homestuck roblox rp wworld as kankri wwhile he wwas smutting solkat 08:45:39
lmao 08:45:48
beautiful 08:45:53
i met him in sp rp 08:46:07
yeah evven back then wwe wwere alwways karkat and kankri.... 08:46:13
oh real 08:46:17
yea 08:46:21
Interrupting the smut is insane 08:46:34
to be fair mf was afraid of me because i literally asked if he was ok 08:46:53
interrupting karkat is wwhat kankri does best </3 08:46:54
you should knoww this 08:46:57
besties ever since then 08:47:12
it was funny as fuck 08:47:17
lol 08:47:18
thats so silly 08:47:22
Is it truly interrupting if Karkat does say anything to begin with? :v 08:47:41
wwell if your making out theres not much to say 08:47:58
its like your parent barging in wwhile youre wwith your boyfriend 08:48:08
lolsux: thats really funny 08:48:12
"I've warned you about the Captor Eye Beams, have I not?" 08:48:33
i remember back in the ye olden days of parp before i met bones and anyone else i had a threesome as roxy with sollux and kankri 08:48:43
lol 08:48:43
on my original account 08:48:50
oh my god 08:48:52
which idk what happened to it 08:48:59
the way it happened was so funny 08:49:14
yknoww it wwas a stroke of luck but on db2 i managed to snag eridans handle... 08:49:20
i wwas certain it wwouldnt let me but it did 08:49:31
i just snagged my bliss tag 08:49:46
i havve another acc wwith my normal user but i just havve caligulasaquarium... 08:50:06
caligulasGAYquarium 08:50:50
wwhat is your issue 08:50:56
wwhats your fucking damage 08:51:03
but yea the reason that shit happened was because my roxy was originally dating a kankri, they left for almost 2 years irl and then i ended up with a sollux and then one day they came back and for some reason they ended up being a thrupple until the chat died 08:52:22
it was wild 08:52:29
some of the old rp's i had were interesting that i had forgotten about 08:53:10
so real cause same 08:53:24
one of my ex's which i had forgotten about 08:53:27
he use to rp karkat 08:53:37
and the only reason the rp happened was because he just wanted to bone roxy 08:53:52
lolsux: so... roxy/sollux/kankri throuple part 2? 08:53:55
no other reason 08:53:59
ayo 08:54:00
lolsux: kidding lol 08:54:04
lmao 08:54:07
:v nani 08:54:11
also wwoww my ex also rps karkat 08:54:11
my ex is bones 08:54:18
thats the funny 08:54:20
LMAO 08:54:21
Karkat is just that guy :V 08:54:27
lolsux: huh my ex also rped karkat 08:54:39
the funniest part about it is they had a fight about how a toaster worked and then banged on the kitchen table 08:55:01
that was my first interaction 08:55:10
yknoww i realize wwe'vve been mentioning him by name but like sollux you literally havve no clue bones is porrim mun 08:55:16
I used to be a religious Karkat main with the occassional Kankri escapade. 08:55:19
[url=https://youtu.be/nX0yw31JKlA?si=ZVnboeKx86EuT70M]Then something snapped[/url] 08:55:31
lolsux: i figuredyeah 08:55:40
And now I play as a Kankri main 08:55:41
okay okay 08:55:43
kankri is just so fun 08:55:54
lolsux: agreed 08:56:00
lolsux: gnashes him with my teeth 08:56:04
i lovve being mean and acting like an activvist 08:56:06
also back then i had nothing to lose and would smut right in the regular chat because it was allowed 08:56:12
at that point in time it was normal 08:56:22
i remember those days 08:56:29
the funny part was the peanut gallery 08:56:33
who would watch and go in ooc and be like ooooo 08:56:59
lolsux: i used to rp smut in main back on unsupported parp 08:57:10
lolsux: wait no 08:57:19
lolsux: but ive been in chats where people did 08:57:30
lolsux: in hindsight i have no idea how anyone did that without immediately dying of embarrasment 08:57:39
i had balls of steel (i am in fact a lady) 08:58:01
lmfao 08:58:05
i still do 08:58:05
i just do not care ig 08:58:10
thats it its time to break out the big guns (7 mins in heavven on main) 08:58:29
lolsux: man i can barely even use dedicated smut chats without feeling like dying of embarrassment 08:58:42
"Damn bro, I think they've had enough-" [color=#820280]"YOU WANT WHAT THEY'RE HAVING?"[/color] "n-nuh uh." [color=#820280]"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT" *continues to smut all over the place* 08:58:43
to autistic to care but i make chat rooms bc not everyone is comfortable with it 08:58:45
kankri lmfao 08:58:57
i did some freaky shit in dedicate smut chats 08:59:15
no shame 08:59:17
i still talk about it to this day 08:59:23
i miss my friend though his equius was peak 08:59:45
i haven't seen or heard from him in years but last i knew he was going to college getting a degree in psychology to become a therapist 09:00:24
i tried to look but mf disappeared 09:00:41
A... TENTACLEtherapist? :v 09:00:45
nah he was an equius rper 09:01:30
A... HORSEtherapist 09:01:42
xavier was his name 09:01:43
lolsux: valid troll name 09:01:52
Charle Xavier :v 09:02:04
one of my besties for years 09:02:09
we did some of the kinkiest smut rps 09:02:19
but yea a lot of the people i use to rp with happened to be ex's i forgot about or people who literally disappeared completely 09:03:23
my first fantroll evver is named xavvier 09:03:54
vvery silly 09:03:59
Did they tapdance :v 09:04:13
no 09:05:07
hes a silly little guy 09:05:18
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>:v not silly enough, they tapdance NOW 09:07:29
NO 09:08:05
WWHAT THE HELL 09:08:10
YOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAA DANCE LITTLE ONE, D A N C E! 09:09:08
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 09:09:19
POV: Kankri is good at Wii Sports Boxing... maybe a lil too good, how did he beat Matt on his first try??? 09:14:59
as he should be 09:20:41
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Thats the best trope ever "mf who shouldnt be good at sports is good at THIS ONE in particular" 09:25:19
Like imagine it, Eridan, but he's good at Soccer :V 09:29:43
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Bones Jockey :V 22:45:44
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buns pickles ketchup cheese put that patty in betwween its burger wwhat wwhat its burger wwhat wwhat 00:02:16
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omg its pookie 00:29:49
lolsux: hi honey 00:30:22
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heyyy 00:31:26
:v huh 00:31:36
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Errr deee errr dee er de oo :v 00:39:18
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so real 00:45:21
Realer than Eridan's chances of not fumbling the bag, GOTTEM :V 00:47:07
man 00:48:16
im trying to make dinner and here you are attacking me 00:48:25
making dinner and dicking around on vvrchat 00:48:32
uvu more dicking around than Eridan can dick in HEYOOOOO GOTTEM A TWOFER 00:49:30
im gonna end it 00:50:47
:v... :V Eridan cant even start it LETS!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 00:51:27
im 01:01:04
yeah im killin myself brb 01:01:15
>:v nuh uh 01:02:30
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i have food 01:11:23
but im ready to cause chaos 01:11:35