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Saturday 03 May 2025

lolsux: duh 08:12:27

aka the non canon 08:12:29

lol 08:12:30

lolsux: is it still going 08:12:32

Ye :v 08:12:38

yeah i think 08:12:39

lolsux: crazy 08:12:45

like i do not care if people like it i have no beef with them but i loathe hsbc 08:12:46

yea its also doing really vwell 08:12:52

Just hit the end of act 1(?) And an intermission 08:12:55

yea helltier vriska is on the rage rn 08:13:14

And now they are on break because they were cooking with the art and everything uvu 08:13:18

lolsux: huh 08:13:35

lolsux: do they have any idea how long its gonna last for 08:13:43

lolsux: cuz its already been like 5 years 08:13:46

i just dont knoww if i can do wwith the wweird fetishy stuff they inserted 08:13:50

lolsux: or maybe 6 08:13:51

like jade dog penis 08:13:54

i know bits and pieces because i cannot escape it but honestly i don't like what they did to the characters and the amount of lies they keep doing 08:13:57

No way Eridan is projecting like mf rn because Feferi shot his ass down im crying 08:14:14

HEHE 08:14:21

lolsux: i stopped reading it very early on because it sucked and was bad 08:14:26

real 08:14:31

lolsux: also i rebuke jade dog penis 08:14:31

they made jade cheat with rose to have a 'biological child' named yiffinay longstalking harley-lalonde 08:14:33

yeah 08:14:38

lolsux: all that shit is crazy 08:14:40

evveryday im glad hsbc is non canon 08:14:50

lolsux: lmfao remember when they made gamzee drink janes breastmilk 08:14:51

apparently the only thing hussie vwanted vwas yiffy to be real 08:14:56

yeah that wwas his one thing 08:15:05

hes not invvolvved at all otherwwise 08:15:13

lolsux: there was a lot of breast milk going on actually bc rose breastfed vrissy when she was secret-pregnant with yiffy right 08:15:14

lolsux: weird times 08:15:16

yeah 08:15:19

honestly even the epilogues were weird 08:15:33

epilogues are non canon too so 08:15:45

REBUKE 08:15:48

lolsux: i read the entire epilogues 08:15:50

lolsux: for some reason 08:15:52

i have to explain to people that the hs ending aka the snapchat was real but not the epilogues 08:15:54

lolsux: but hs2 made me tap out 08:15:59

lolsux: i was like. no thanks i actually do not want more of this 08:16:06

look when they made dirk an anime villian for no reason i said no 08:16:12

i remain a puritan through and through 08:16:19

they took everything i loved and curb stomped it 08:16:33

they made roxy trans or just 'mom' 08:16:50

they did her so dirty 08:16:55

u-u 08:17:22

funny how hussie called it a coming of age story for them to learn to be gods and all they did was go 'they learned nothing then had kids lol' 08:17:49

also dirk and rose are having an incest relationship 08:18:01

while dave watches 08:18:07

its all fetish shit 08:18:13

hussie is too much of a shitposter for me to take anything he says seriously 08:18:17

lovve that man dont get me wwrong but outside of homestuck i really dont consume anything else 08:18:41

Bro side-eyed the hs community and was like "No more." And crashed out and me personally, I'd tweak a lil too 08:19:38

honestly the only thing he was serious about was the 'coming of age story' part but after that he went and started lying through his teeth 08:19:52

bc he literally did not want june egbert to exist 08:20:08

i mean he still fully interacts wwith the fandom but bros been unserious since day 1 08:20:11

he got harrased for that 08:20:22

also yeah lol 08:20:24

lolsux: i played all of psycholonials and it was also kind of bad 08:20:30

people are like we are getting june egbert canon and i'm sitting here like smh 08:20:44

lolsux: hiveswap 1 was mid and i didnt play hiveswap 2 or the friendsims or pesterquests lol 08:20:46

I wouldnt know, I just be vibing 08:20:53

i didnt play any of the games tbh i just like the sprites 08:21:04

ill givve them that 08:21:12

lolsux: i also like the sprites 08:21:17

i played hiveswap act 1 and act2 08:21:20

i lovwe them both 08:21:24

lolsux: solluxs pq sprite is funny i love it 08:21:25

If they add Homestuck to Fortnite, I'd porbably shill for once in my life 08:21:31

i also have pq but i havent played it 08:21:41

They'd have to DO IT RIGHT tho 08:21:45

lolsux: [url=https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FSLcJdD_Iac/mqdefault.jpg]man of all time[/url] 08:21:57

Such a fucking grincg eelmao 08:22:09

oh actually i forgot i did play hivveswwap act 1 cause i wwas a backer on the kickstarter 08:22:35

wway back wwhen 08:22:39

in like 2012 08:22:48

lolsux: god 08:23:02

lolsux: remember when hiveswap was gonna be in 3d 08:23:08

YEAH 08:23:11

lolsux: lol wait remember when one of the artists drew porn of the bee girl 08:23:30

they really hyped that shit up and then took almost a decade just to release a game that took me an hour to beat...... 08:23:33

lolsux: and it caused a minor controversy 08:23:33

lolsux: that was crazy 08:23:35

yes 08:23:39

lolsux: dawg the amount of hype i bought into hiveswap was unreal 08:24:07

lolsux: only for the game to be 08:24:10

lolsux: the way that it was 08:24:12

lolsux: i fucked heavy with troll call tho but i didnt find friendsim interesting At All and hiveswap 2 took so long i lost interest 😔 08:24:45

i begged my mom to let me back it..... i wwas so excited for a homestuck game i wwas like holy shit and yknoww hindsight is 20/20 but man 08:24:57

Sounding like them Silksong mfs :v they are NOT getting that bug game 08:24:59

i thought troll call wwas cool intially but ivve become jaded from all the homestuck spin off content that all of it is garbage to me noww 🧍‍♂️ 08:25:59

lolsux: handshake emoji 08:26:26

🤝 08:26:48

lolsux: i mean. im still a solkat shipper in the year of our lord 2025 so clearly im not staying current with the homestuck fandom kjhfjgh 08:27:16

i mean 08:27:27

fair 08:27:30

fair enough 08:27:43

Karkat told Sollux "fuck your pizza" so obviously, they still makeout on the side :v 08:27:47

solkat aint my thing but like more powwer to you 08:27:57

lolsux: thats canon to me now 08:28:05

for a long time i actually enjoyed eriroxy 08:28:11

idk what happened 08:28:18

wwizards and shit 08:28:21

yea 08:28:23

lolsux: i mean dgmw im a multishipper as fuck 08:28:32

lolsux: but solkat, man.... 08:28:36

i havwe crack ships so high 08:28:42

lolsux: we couldve had it all 08:28:44

its funny because solroxy could have been canon in hsbc 08:29:01

im an erisol shipper day one thats all im sayin lmfao erisolsprite really fed me wwell wway back wwhen 08:29:09

but they just let him rot avway in a basement 08:29:09

solroxy is crazy 08:29:22

Straight DRUG ADDICT ship I had was Karkat x Jane dont ask HOW i got there, just know that the ARPEE was simply cinema 08:29:23

solroxy was something that happened a lot in the early days 08:29:37

lolsux: fuck man i used to be sooooo into erisol back in the day 08:29:51

lolsux: and not into solkat at all 08:29:54

lolsux: idk what changed 08:29:56

i think the only ships i maintain to this day are cronkri and erisol 08:30:14

You realized peak, its okay :v 08:30:19

erikar is like a cute thing but im not crazy bout it 08:30:24

fair 08:30:29

lolsux: erikar is so cute to me 08:30:35

i say that like i havvent been drawwing exclusivvely them together.... 08:30:40

lolsux: bro why are all of our ship opinions the exact opposite gjhdgj 08:30:47

lolsux: i. cannot stand cronkri im sorry 08:30:54

cronkri has my soul forevver 08:31:02

the vweird thing is i got hyper fixated on croroxy 08:31:02

lolsux: I MEAN its not terrible 08:31:02

idk vwhy 08:31:04

It coulda been canon if Eridan wasnt a tweaker, but alas he had to empty a mag on the whole team 08:31:06

LOL 08:31:14

lolsux: but as a kankri mun and also someone whose generally very unwell about him i have such strong opinions about having to rp with cronuses 08:31:18

magdumped evveryone on the meteor 08:31:23

lolsux: pfff 08:31:31

im also a kankri mun 08:31:35

Except Karkat 08:31:36

Bro was spared uvu 08:31:40

lolsux: bro was deeply traumatized 08:31:49

ivve been rping kankri religiously since 2010 08:31:50

i use to be a kankri mun 08:31:53

i just dont rn 08:31:54

He thought "shit... maybe he'll let me hit later-" 08:31:57

for double reasons 08:32:00

lolsux: okay i take back what i said. eridan mun why are you me 08:32:06

erisolsprite livves on 08:32:14

lolsux: i mean my kankri rping didnt start til 2013-ish but still 08:32:18

spiderbreath vwas my otp for a long time 08:32:38

i will never get that back 08:32:51

(( crying 08:32:54

lolsux: i will say tho i havent rped kankri in a group chat in a loooong time 08:33:11

lolsux: its really hard to keep up when youre busy being longwinded as shit 08:33:20

fair 08:33:38

kind of same but not cause i wwas roleplaying kankri until our current kankri came because i lost interest in rping lol so i let bro havve the reigns 08:33:50

but noww wwere back as eridan 08:33:55

lolsux: so valid 08:34:00

kankri youre doing great swweetie 08:34:17

:v nuh uh 08:34:29

yea i mean tbh idc about doubles as long as we can tell people apart from each other 08:34:34

I succ *sunky dance* 08:34:39

also yeah i used to wwrite entire log pages of text rambles 08:34:41

lolsux: i get that 08:34:45

lolsux: but you see. i care about doubles 08:34:49

^ 08:34:53

that part 08:34:55

no that is perfectly fine 08:34:58

lolsux: i like, cannot rp the same character as someone else in a chat 08:35:03

it feels wwrong 08:35:10

i only do it because all the group chats i was ever in had doubles allowed 08:35:27

lolsux: ditto plus i feel like the other mun would be judging me 08:35:28

chaos was fun 08:35:34

and sometimes the doubles would do stupid shit 08:35:45

fair 08:35:49

like its not everyones cup of tea i understand that 08:36:01

but i also encourage people to try characters they aren't good at either 08:36:20

oh god 08:36:24

Me and the other 3 Karkats spiderman pointing at each other 08:36:27

im already doing that 08:36:28

hell i don't rp cronus right at all 08:36:37

lmao 08:36:39

lolsux: i almost did that 08:36:42

lolsux: and then switched off karkat bc i was like wait my karkat sucks 08:36:48

im a pretty terrible eridan i think 08:36:51

honestly i like your eridan 08:36:59

u-u 08:37:02

lolsux: i think hes fun 08:37:03

the only reason i rp cronus the way i do is because most people would actually never go near him at all 08:37:50

this is believve it or not my first feww official times roleplaying as eridan 08:37:51

i lovve cronus 08:38:03

im gonna touch him 08:38:06

i love the evil fish man 08:38:11

also ty for liking my eridan im literally just roleplaying as myself wwhich is wwhy i think its shit 08:38:38

[i]Evil?[/i] Bro is not cool enough to get the evil accolades 08:38:51

fair 08:38:58

lolsux: i feel like my sollux is no good either so. i get it 08:39:22

lolsux: but i legit think youre doing a good job w/ eridan 08:39:28

stop ill cry 08:39:33

tbh i think yall are doing very well with your muses 08:39:44

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