beatboxing sadly 05:44:03
Gray: it wouldnt be his woes hed definitely make analogy 05:44:19
Gray: a bad one thats obvious 05:44:24
Gray: but there would be one 05:44:27
Gray: its not about HIM its about barney and cliff 05:45:02
It's about Bernie and Ernie :v 05:45:25
I mean Bert 05:45:37
Why did I think their names rhymed? Anyways :V 05:45:53
roxy is like ima pretend i did not hear karkat say im part of a circus rn 05:46:23
lmao 05:46:24
karkat throwing shade at everyone including aradia in the sheep onsesie 05:47:10
onesie 05:47:13
Gray: BERNIE AND ERNIE 05:47:21
cronus about to glare over at karkat 05:47:51
i mean he didnt say any names 05:47:59
cronus gonna glare at karkat and get jumped by kankri 05:48:10
L MAO 05:48:19
he insulted my vwife 05:48:24
let me glare atleast 05:48:29
Gets dropkicked clean in his sternum 05:48:32
i mean he didnt say anything about her directly 05:48:33
yea true 05:48:40
tbf w the phrasing it could sound like hes insulting kurloz more than anyone but that wasnt his intention 05:48:58
*gripped up by the throat* 05:49:03
lmao 05:49:05
brb 05:49:36
roxy walking in like im a cat wizard 05:49:55
Roxy comes in and looks like Jasperspritr 05:51:29
exactly 05:51:41
Gray: stream of consciousness just happens sometimes when i write dave whoops 05:52:02
all good 05:52:17
lol 05:56:03
wwaiting by playing league of legends in the meantime 05:56:15
should i bring mindfang in 05:57:54
then 05:57:55
lmao 05:57:56
LEAGUE??? 05:57:58
Banished :v 05:58:03
Turn in your card 05:58:12
man 05:58:41
im just chillin 05:58:45
eridan sitting in the corner drinking his agua 05:58:55
Slap it out of his hand. Call him a lil bitch boi :v 05:59:42
wwhat the fuck 06:00:59
honestly mindfang vwould just call him small dualscar for like a solid minute just to annoy him 06:02:12
shes like damn dualscar you shrunk and got glasses thats really sad 06:02:44
atleast you kept the cape 06:02:55
hes just gonna be like 06:03:03
wwhy are you calling me by my larp name 06:03:12
vwhats larp 06:03:25
lmao 06:03:28
Mindfang shows up and Kankri's hating genes activate immediately "HALT, CRIMINAL" 06:04:07
Gray: oh no im tired af 06:04:11
oof 06:04:17
:v arr arr arr sounds like beddy bye to me 06:04:53
Gray: yeee 06:05:07
Gray: you can just ignore daves last post he can become decoration or poof out of there lmao 06:05:23
Dave waking up in a cold sweat that he made himself look like a goober in front of Karkat 06:06:15
god 06:06:22
davve wwalks into the vvoid rq 06:06:30
Gray: hes gonna be thinking on it all week 06:06:42
lol 06:07:33
is eridan in the main room or kitchen still 06:07:54
hes standing outside the kitchen 06:11:30
ah ok got it 06:11:41
like in the doorwway/hallwway ig 06:11:41
idk wwhat the layout of this place is 06:11:49
Sexy is the layout :v 06:12:29
you got it pretty close 06:13:28
damn rip dave 06:13:57
i got choccy milk 06:14:00
chat my stomach already hurts this was a mistake 06:16:31
cant have shit 06:16:42
Hedgeynonymous [] joined chat. ~~ 74 ~~ 06:22:04
eridan meets giant serket 06:22:15
lets see the sass master at vwork 06:22:24
"Ugh... fine even YOU may get a bag >:v" 06:22:49
LMAO 06:22:52
mindfang baby sat roxy vwhen she vwas drunk as fuck 06:23:21
roxy is in good terms with mindfang 06:23:33
funny that now karkat gets to watch roxy and kankri interact in the wild 06:25:38
arr arr arr :9 06:25:56
nah karkat is fucking right off 06:26:46
LMAO 06:26:58
kankri vwants to interact and karkat is like fuck this shit im out 06:27:20
wwill reply in a minute 06:28:03
im 06:28:04
hunting 06:28:06
all good tyt 06:28:19
LMAO KARKAT 06:28:53
called her fucking huge to her face 06:29:03
brother is cooked 06:29:15
I MEAN SHES LIKE 4 FEET TALLER THAN HIM 06:29:25
its true 06:29:41
eridan dealing vwith dualscar and karkat 06:30:00
bro literally just had to watch a 7 and a half foot clown walk through the room i think hes pretty fed up with being so much shorter than everyone 06:30:01
fuck 06:30:19
mindfang and karkat 06:30:23
i vwas thinking about dualscar vwhen i typed that shit 06:30:34
l mao 06:30:35
karkat not realizing howv tall trolls actually get and howv the signless is kinda tall evwen though hes still considered short 06:32:03
Hedgeynonymous [] joined chat. ~~ 74 ~~ 06:34:57
Bigless vs Tinykat 06:35:12
Karkat not understanding that he has good molt or two left in him uvu 06:36:22
the infinite roster [] joined chat. ~~ 68 ~~ 06:40:48
i like when db completely shits itself for me specifically and i have to close my entire browser 06:41:19
throwwing my ass to the wwall 06:41:44
i dont evven knoww wwhere to startr 06:41:48
omg 06:41:56
Start by trying to hit that "rude cunt rizz" that Eridan loves to attempt so much :v 06:42:45
do your worst and then add karkat to the mix 06:44:13
:) 06:44:15
man 06:50:08
also bliss i think youll havve to reply to karkat first 06:50:23
cause karkat spoke to MF first 06:50:35
fair 06:50:40
i got this 06:50:44
The room is filled with conventional foes and foes who have specifically tried to snu snu Kankri to death, he's cooked. 06:51:32
LMAO 06:51:42
roxy is next to kankri right now just watching 06:52:09
Eelmao so stressed that he didnt even notice she started hitting the :stand: right beside him 06:53:59
lmao 06:56:12
mindfang has decided to throw shade right back with a threat 06:58:57
damn he wasnt even insulting her hes just mad that hes short 06:59:25
to be fair she vwould take it as an insult 06:59:42
like this bitch has no chill her diary said so 06:59:55
"Well you will be shorter under the DIRT, little man." 07:00:09
LMAO 07:00:13
so i heard your bloodlines mouthy shut up 07:00:28
lmao 07:00:30
he realizes shes just a massive vriska 07:01:04
*starts choking out Karkat* "God, you lil warmies all look so similar AND yap? I knew I wasnt going to heaven, but I didnt think hell would be THIS bad-" 07:01:40
also no she will not be hurting karkat she's just irritated that she was interrupted 07:01:53
Bite him :V 07:02:02
LMAO 07:02:14
>:v she'll be getting Crab Rabies, but do it anyways 07:02:22
the moment she finds out its a karkat she vwill probably soften up a bit 07:02:48
girl already knows of one version of him via information 07:03:20
albeit an older one 07:03:36
doesn't want to upset the dave she's with if he finds out she basically beat up one of the many karkats over something stupid as fuck 07:04:31
Dropkick his lil ass 07:05:55
LMAO 07:06:01
BOWSER DOWN-B THE LIL RAT BASTARD 07:06:18
karkat barely remembering anything about mindfang other than the fact that vriska was obsessed with her 07:07:54
LMAO 07:07:58
mindfang just standing there in a bit of shock for like a whole second at the mention of his own name and then vriska 07:08:29
just like yes i have met one of my descendants and unfortunately we do not enjoy each other's company 07:09:16
lmao 07:09:21
karkat finding out vriska's hero does not get along with her is funny 07:09:44
"She's the biggest obnoxious fangril ever." 07:09:49
karkats gonna laugh his ass off 07:09:54
eridan literally vwatching this 07:10:06
i think eridan reply is being worked on now 07:10:11
like vwait hold up 07:10:12
yes yes 07:10:20
yeah im just making eridan react to the shitshoww 07:10:49
all good 07:10:53
lmao 07:10:55
Eridan standing there like "itz scary when mom and dad fight" like bro, intervene, whip out the MAGICK >:V 07:11:27
mindfang going to compose herself and get down to karkats level to look him in the eyes 07:11:31
girl gonna havwe to basically sit on the floor. 07:11:47
unfortunately 07:11:52
he comes up to like her fucking knees bro 07:12:09
shes gonna have to lay down 07:12:14
LMAO 07:12:17
[url=https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/815/404/169.png]eridan rn[/url] 07:12:35
imagine her ass asking him to go stand on some stairs just to get to eye level with him 07:12:45
she just pulls out a stool 07:12:53
LMAO 07:12:57
fucking eridan 07:12:57
eridan when every time his bro goes to talk to him he gets interrupted and starts going on a tangent 07:13:23
he thinks she's insulting his height but in reality she wants to actually talk to him face to face 07:13:35
hold on gotta examine the karkat rq 07:15:13
lmao 07:15:16
"You truly are a little man" ::::>[br][color=#626262]"No, you're just a massive bitch" *squished* 07:16:02
eridan is like oh shit the legend is real fuck 07:19:15
i think bro wwould shit bricks of dualscar wwas also here 07:19:37
LMAO he would 07:19:46
if* 07:19:50
someone who rps dualscar pull up rn 07:20:01
:v nya uh 07:20:09
god 07:20:11
its just extra evil eridan really 07:20:18
extra evvil cronus 07:20:31
cracks fingers and breaks them all time to reply 07:20:34
yeah 07:20:39
Dualscar pulls up and immediately puts the gun to Eridan's forehead [color=#6a006a]"3 seconds to impress, guppy." 07:20:41
help? 07:20:43
nah thats ghb 07:20:57
bro gonna reinact the killing of dualscar 07:21:08
[color=purple]"tell that shit joke again :0)" *Hulk claps Eridan into grape juice* 07:22:02
yeah 07:22:11
god 07:22:36
wwheres signless wwhen you need him 07:22:42
what tf do u need signless for 07:23:07
Having feral bush seggs with his wife 07:23:08
help??? 07:23:15
hes fucking disciple on the roof 07:23:20
HELP? 07:23:23
YUCK bru, thats Kankri's thinking spot 07:23:37