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Monday 19 August 2024

Bliss: But the pudding thing was real 02:08:15

Bliss: And very annoying to deal with 02:08:21

Bones: girl how tf u get pudding on ur GLASSES 02:12:54

Bliss: BRO I was trying to open the damn thing and it squirted onto them like a fucking super soaker 02:13:38

Bliss: Ok 02:13:38

Bliss: It's not my fault they package pudding like a horny dude 02:13:50

Bones: 💀💀💀 02:14:14

Bones: kankris soul leaving his body when porrim said an alternate of him insinuated he wanted her to be a sex slave 02:15:10

Bliss: LMAO 02:15:27

Bliss: Cronus doesn't know where to put his eyes rn 02:17:38

Bones: LMAO 02:17:55

Bones: trying not to be distracted by how much skin is showing or the fact she is also glowing and he likes that 02:18:10

Bliss: He's like it would be really fucking awkwards and rude to stare while she's talking about someone calling her a sex slave 02:18:41

Bliss: And he's like wtf do I do with htis 02:18:55

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[color=red]Kankri: Talk about slinging hate, I'M THE BIGGEST HATER; I HATE THE WAY THAT YOU TALK, THE WAY THAT YOU WALK, I HATE THE WAY THAT YOU DRESS, TRY TO IMPRESS, I HATE THE WAY YOU WORDS- BUT THATS JUST ME I GUESS, SOMW SHIT DONT EVEN GOTTA BE DEEP I GUESS- 02:29:35

Bliss: I just noticed we make a basic rainbow with our text red>blue>green>purple 02:29:57

Bliss: Like very fucking basic 02:30:02

:v its cute haha... >:v dont get any orgy ideas motherfucker 02:30:44

Bliss: What I was saying it was cute wtf 02:31:05

Bliss: It aint that deep bro 02:31:14

All we need is another warmie and it would be a better rainbow :V 02:33:38

Bliss: Yes 02:34:14

I elect hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Tavros, just to scare a non-dancestor uvu 02:37:05

Bones: lmfaoo 02:38:21

Bones: rufioh seems like fun but id rather rp w a rufioh than be him i think 02:38:34

Bones: altho he doesnt seem like hed be difficult to play 02:38:49

Bones: watch out cronus ur gonna tempt her 02:39:45

Bliss: Honestly I just haven't picked anyone else up because I know for a fact if I do one more person I'll explode 02:39:47

Bliss: Cronus being cute for five seconds 02:40:04

Bones: im already exploding but i love playing all of them 02:40:05

Bones: porrim: grabs his fins >:) 02:40:13

Bliss: He just turns violet like pls let them go not in front of everyone 02:40:41

Bliss: He will leap into the fucking ocean just out of embarrassment that seems to be his go to abscond method 02:41:43

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Yes, BULLY THE FISH >:V TAKE ALL THE EYES OFF THE CRAB >:V 02:49:33

Bliss: OI 02:50:02

Bliss: Cronus getting the goodboy points 02:50:50

Bliss: Gold star on his chart today 02:50:59

:v ayy as long as attention is away from the crab, it is a good day 02:51:42

Bliss: Meulin is going to have a good noodle chart dedicated for cronus and will add or remove the gold noodle stars depending on how good or bad or if she feels like it 02:52:29

Bliss: Meulin removing a good noodle star in front of him for no reason just to watch his soul get crushed and leave his body 02:53:20

*-1* *discord disconnect* 02:53:55

Bliss: LMAO 02:54:33

Bliss: He literally falls over and -1 hp from his hp bar pops up 02:54:58

Bliss: He's like when the fuck did I get that 02:55:09

[url=https://youtu.be/EQvuyx3MYhI?si=iiBKa8QCkSno4o-J]Live Cronus Reaction to losing stars:[/url] 02:56:23

Bliss: Correct 02:56:55

Bliss: Lmao 02:56:59

Bliss: I just realize that everytime cronus is bored I just make him do shit with his hands instead so he has something to do 03:01:05

Bliss: Lmao 03:01:06

Bliss: Instead of stand there like an idiot 03:01:11

Bliss: Even though he usually would stand there like an idiot 03:01:25

Bliss: Cronus trying to be reformed instead of touching someones arm or shoulder he just builds shit or holds something 03:04:16

Bliss: You can't make awkward contact with someone if your hands are now in sand or holding a sandwich 03:05:10

Bones: aranea floating by in the distance on a little floaty 03:08:45

Bliss: LMAO 03:09:03

Bones: porrim is gonna help cronus build a sandcastle hes so bad at it 03:09:11

Bliss: She's just chillin watching the chaos 03:09:16

Bones: imagine she can make rlly intricate sand castles 03:09:20

Bones: like the ones people build outside beach shops 03:09:26

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Bliss: She makes one next to his and its absolutely great and his is just a sand mountain 03:09:42

Bliss: With some holes on it 03:09:55

Bones: LMAOO 03:09:57

Sand Everest vs Sand Taj Mahal 03:10:37

Bones: "im feeling rather receptive today" porrim: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 03:10:40

Bliss: LMAO 03:10:44

Crying, screaming, throwing up, pissing, shitting, having a nosebleed- 03:11:15

Bliss: Cronus would offer kankri his shirt so he could switch it with the sweater so he isn't frying 03:11:26

Bones: porrim pulls out a swimsuit she made for kankri 03:11:38

Bliss: Cronus don't care if he has a shirt or not 03:11:40

Bliss: LMAO 03:11:43

Bones: its actually pretty normal and reminiscent of his leggings but not offensive for her to look at 03:11:58

Bliss: Its like one of the lifeguard swimsuits 03:12:25

Bliss: Isn't it 03:12:27

Bones: also gonna be a guest on stream w holden so i might not be as responsive sometimes 03:12:37

Bones: hold on 03:12:38

Bliss: Fair 03:12:46

Bliss: Cronus is not offering things for nefarious reasons he just doesn't want kankri to get heatstroke due to being warm blooded he genuinely wants to help lmao 03:13:34

>:v how about he help himself to learning how to build a sand house at the very least 03:15:37

Bliss: He will do that too 03:16:02

Bliss: But first let him not get heatstroke 03:16:12

Bliss: Lmao 03:16:13

Bones: [url=https://www.tyr.com/media/catalog/product/h/c/hcafsm6a-717_main01.jpg?quality=94&bg-color=255,255,255&fit=bounds&height=&width=]someth like this[/url] 03:19:13

Bliss: Thats exactly what I was talking about 03:19:29

Bliss: Some lifeguards wear shit like that 03:19:41

Bliss: Honestly if kankri got too hot he could always sit net to cronus and leech off his coolness 03:20:45

Bliss: Lmao 03:20:47

Bliss: Icecube fish 03:20:58

Bro would be hating simply because it doesnt have long sleeves. 03:21:07

Bliss: Cronus lets him borrow the shirt 03:21:26

Bliss: Lmao 03:21:26

Bliss: Here now problem solved 03:21:33

Bliss: Everyone happy 03:21:35

Bliss: He doesn't fry cronus did a good deed and they can build sand castles 03:22:06

Bones: kankri when latula is in a swimsuit 👁👁 03:24:12

Bliss: Latula refusing the beach episode for a while and then is like hell yea beach episode 03:24:40

Bliss: Lmao 03:24:43

Bones: shes like WELL IF PORRRRIIIIM IS DOING IT 03:25:06

[color=black]Everyone: *stripping*[br][color=red]Kankri: 。゚ヽ(゚`Д´゚)ノ゚。 I would rather double die that put that BULLSHIT on. 03:27:44

Bliss: Cronus trying to be a good noodle 03:28:00

Bliss: He's like here if you want to be less hot atleast use my shirt pls I don't want you to get heatstroke 03:28:32

Bones: porrim: kankri u better put it on or so help me 03:28:48

Bliss: LMAo 03:29:01

Bliss: I straight up told my bf we are never doing it on a beach because I hate sand and at first he was like but it seems cool tho then he went to the beach for the first time of his life with me and was like oh hell no never 03:29:57

Bliss: I was like told you bro 03:30:03

Bones: yeah lmfao 03:30:22

Bliss: Literally changed his mind so fucking fast 03:30:25

Bones: i hate sand so much 03:30:34

Bliss: Me too gets in all the worst placed 03:30:49

Bliss: Places- 03:30:53

Bones: fr 03:30:54

Bones: like it gets in places idk how it can even get to 03:31:03

Bliss: Guys don't have the sand in coochy problem and it's hell if that happens 03:31:24

Bliss: Literally fully clothed and somehow sand gets up your butthole for some ungodly reason I hate sand 03:31:45

Bones: real 03:31:46

Bones: washing sand out for like a week 03:31:51

Bliss: If I'm feeling better I'm suppose to go to the beach 03:32:23

Bliss: And I'm like the only place I wanna go to is the indoor pool 03:32:33

Bliss: Because fuck sand 03:32:37

Bones: thats so real tbh 03:32:39

Bliss: Also zen do you want a repost or we good 03:32:54

Bones: i kind of like the beach sometimes but i feel like ive always only rlly gone when its super crowded or at night 03:32:57

Bones: its fun at night 03:32:59

Bones: like running along the beach in a short dress at night 03:33:10

Bliss: It is fun at night 03:33:12

Bones: feels like a movie scene rlly 03:33:17

Bones: past me was so lucky bro 03:33:27

Bones: actually the rizzler had so many bitches 03:33:33

Bliss: I need less bitches 03:33:49

Bliss: I have enough 03:33:58

Bliss: Please no more 03:34:02

Bones: lmfao 03:34:18

Bones: yeah actually it gets overwhelming after a certain point 03:34:27

Bones: prob part of why im now like nah bruh im not getting involved in shit 03:34:44

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Bliss: I can't wear shit without people staring at my tiddys 03:35:48

Bliss: Now I just ignore them but it's annoying 03:36:04

Bones: man 03:36:19

Bones: thinking of the Tall Woman with massive bazingers i knew 03:36:28

:wiisportsmatt: pipe 03:36:36

Bones: i was crying one time and she just put my face in her chest 03:36:37

Bones: so real of her truly 03:36:52

:v damb the donbonhonkabaloos? she knew the strat 03:37:27

Bliss: Bro people have to get down to my level to get tits to the face 03:37:31

Bliss: So it's awkward when people stare at me because they have to specifically look down to see them 03:38:07

Bliss: So I know when they are looking at the bazoongas 03:38:16

Bones: she was like a whole foot taller than me 03:38:30

Bones: so like i was eye level w them 03:38:37

Bliss: Aren't you taller then me now 03:38:44

Bones: yeah but im not that tall 03:38:51

Bones: like somewhere around 5'6 03:38:57

Bones: almost typed 6'6 on accident man i wish 03:39:02

Bliss: Bitch I'm 5'2 still 03:39:10

:v you're all dwarves. 03:39:22

Bones: tbf ive been minimally 5'4 since i was like 12 03:39:24

Bones: so 03:39:24

Bliss: I dated a guy who was 6'9 03:39:30

Hehehehe 03:39:40

Bones: i had a growth spurt early and was tall asf and then never grew again 03:39:42

Bones: nice 03:39:44

Funny height :v 03:39:47

Bliss: He decided to be gay 03:39:51

Bones: funny number spotted 03:39:53

Bliss: And then force me to break up with him by basically cheating but yea funny number 03:40:11

Bliss: He was a giant 03:40:18

•-• i mean... with a height like 6'9" gay sounds like a W option 03:40:26

Bliss: He's a bottom 03:40:32

Bones: LMFAOJ 03:40:36

Bliss: So it's actually an l 03:40:40

Me personally :v 03:41:14

Nah nevermind 03:41:17

Bliss: I am more mad he threw me out of the discord server I made for us and our friends 03:41:57

Bliss: Then told them I left because I did not like him anymore 03:42:10

Bliss: Or some bs 03:42:13

Bliss: >:( 03:42:28

>:u where he live at 03:42:32

I just wanna speak bru, i swear bru 03:42:46

Bliss: I only talk to one person from that group who actually met him irl 03:42:53

Bliss: And I was told he's still an alcoholic so 03:43:05

Bliss: I dodged a bullet 03:43:12

Akkihal smh u-u 03:43:24

He probably only gay on weekends :v getting tipsy 03:43:42

Bliss: It was weird he originally said he straight and then suddenly it was bi in the next 7 or so months 03:44:26

Bliss: I only dated him for 7 months and I knew him for 3 before that 03:44:40

Bones: bro had an awakening 03:44:43

Bliss: But it was so weird 03:44:49

Bliss: He had an awakening and then tried cheating on me infront of me 03:45:03

Bliss: Bruh was weird 03:45:18

Bones: brb lmao 03:45:58

Bliss: I might be having a light fever yay 03:49:29

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:v time to drink 8 gallons of water for the next 7 days 03:57:54

Bliss: Already on it 03:58:54

Bones: kankri just trying to hide all the hickies 03:59:00

Bliss: Lmao 03:59:13

>:U WHO TOLD YOU- I mean whaaaaa :v what are you talking about??? Nooo.... 03:59:45

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