Bliss: Cronus is like aight I look stupid and this adult purple kurloz hasn't tried to hit me yet maybe I get lucky and not die 02:15:58
Bliss: Lmao 02:15:59
"You look like a Doofus" "well at least [i][u]I[/u][/i] BANGED A VAMPIRE" 02:16:11
lance: Kankridama ending in "there will be no adverse eff" like damara's ill effects cut him off before he could finish lmfao 02:16:29
Bliss: LMAO 02:16:46
Bliss: I got to bang pretty lady death is fine now 02:16:55
Bliss: Lmao 02:16:56
"Me get sex. Me double die happy." *spreads arms and accepts fate* 02:17:30
Bliss: Cronus is next to a lake there is a chance of escape 02:17:43
Bliss: If shit gets bad 02:17:46
Bliss: But it doesn't mean shit if he aint fast enough 02:17:55
Bliss: Lmao 02:17:56
lance: LMAO BRUV IS GONNA DIVE INTO A LAKE AND FUCK RIGHT OFF 02:17:57
Bliss: Only if provoked 02:18:07
Bliss: Leaving hat glasses and wand behind 02:18:14
lance: Ghb gonna steal them and begin doing majykks himself real?? 02:18:39
lance: I think i'll do the damz reply and add a @bones so he can find it later, cuz otherwise i Will need a repost 😔 02:19:24
Bliss: LMAO 02:19:29
Bliss: Ghb playing with wand like hell yea 02:19:40
Bliss: Not knowing how to use it 02:19:51
:v go ahead matey, i always got reposts in my back pocket >:9 02:20:15
lance: GHB: I'M A GROWN TROLL. I CAN FIGURE IT OUT. *cannot figure it out* 02:20:23
Bliss: LMAO 02:21:00
Bliss: Snaps it in half 02:21:01
*grinds it to dust by accident* :0v.... >:0U 02:22:59
Bliss: Cronus: yea I have dualscars but thats not my name 02:23:34
Bliss: How to entertain a murderous blood thirsty clown 101 with cronus ampora 02:24:14
Bliss: Honestly if cronus really wanted to he could dream up Ahab's Crosshairs and fire at ghb but thats fucking stupid 02:26:36
Bliss: He knows thats stupid 02:26:45
Bliss: I also bet if cronus were to actually try he could use it well he just is so freaked out it wouldn't work lmao 02:27:25
He'd aim down sights just for Gee Heich BEE to headbutt the laser into the ground on some "ME STRONG" ass timing 02:29:09
Bliss: Lmao yea 02:29:22
Bliss: That tickled 02:29:35
"My turn." "NAAAAOOOOOOO- WAAAAAIIIIIIIT-" 02:30:17
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lance: LMAO SAD BUT TRUE GHB WOULD TAKE THAT AS LICENSE TO BEGIN DELIVERING A BEATDOWN 02:33:03
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DBS Broly Combo fr 02:33:27
lance: GHB, being grilled about it later: I AIN'T EVEN START, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU WANT ME TO SIT WITH MY THUMBS UP MY ASS WHEN HE GOT A GUN IN MY FACE? 02:33:54
Bliss: He's like I did not need permission before but fuck now I have it 02:33:55
Bliss: Lmao 02:33:56
lance: LMAO HE'S LIKE WELL LOOK AT THAT 02:34:07
Bliss: The little ampora wants a fight 02:34:17
Bliss: Lmao 02:34:19
Bliss: Later meulin gonna get kankri high to calm his bitch ass down 02:37:08
Bliss: And fail miserably 02:37:16
Local Crab Can't Catch A Break, More @ 12 :V 02:37:55
Bliss: Lmao ye 02:38:00
Bliss: Also kinda want meulin to meet the ghb at one point just to fangirl at him 02:38:56
Bliss: Lmao 02:38:57
Bliss: Annoy the fuck out of him 02:39:02
Bliss: Meulin: MOG MOG MOG MOG ITS GRANDHIGH BLOOD (^･ω･^)(^･ω･^)(^･ω･^)(^･ω･^)(^･ω･^) 02:40:27
Bliss: Yes I can rp biblically accurate meulin however I don't do it always lmao 02:40:58
Bliss: Because shes so over the fucking top 02:41:05
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lance: LMAO REAL 02:47:38
lance: She's like ( ф w ф ) 02:48:06
Bliss: MY FUCKING HAT 02:48:31
lance: LMAO 02:48:41
lance: IT'S STILL THERE, JUST CRUMPLED IN HIS GRIP 02:48:50
Bliss: NOT MY HAT 02:48:51
(ゝω・´★) 02:48:58
Bliss: Cronus about to play life or death questionnaire 02:49:49
lance: Death or double death questionnaire,,,, 02:50:52
Bliss: Lmao also double death is possible but character respawn and possibly have ptsd about it after 02:52:36
lance: Real,,,, 02:53:02
Bliss: Because I don't want people to feel they lost there muse permanently and the dreambubbles are just unpredictable 02:53:37
lance: Real and true i think 02:54:19
The second a Condy spawns in, we having a Raid Boss Event >:v 02:55:40
lance: Don't speak to me of condy,,,, 02:55:57
Bliss: Literally boss bar pops up 02:55:59
Bliss: Lmao 02:56:07
lance: My urge,,,, 02:56:28
lance: I will not be incited to rp yet another! My guys have not even gotten anywhere yet! 02:57:01
"JUMP HER ASS" "You come at your Goddess of a Queen half-baked AND with vitriol? The audacity." 02:57:49
Bliss: Lmao fair 02:58:40
Bliss: Also cronus is like oh fuck oh fuck 02:58:52
Bliss: He is too close to my head 02:58:57
Bliss: How did this happen 02:59:01
Bliss: Cronus: how could this happen to me I've made my mistakes 02:59:28
Bliss: Also cronus is not a small troll either but bc ghb is so fucking tall he looks so fucking tiny 03:00:24
5'11" vs 6'0" type timing 03:02:20
Bliss: https://i.imgur.com/q0Z63CA.png 03:03:51
Bliss: Nah it's worse 03:03:59
Bliss: He looks like a child 03:04:03
Bliss: 6'7 next to 11'0 03:04:24
Bliss: Lmao 03:04:27
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lance: 😭 i fully did not think he would be hip height somehow 03:05:23
Bliss: Perfect for dick sucken 03:05:39
Bliss: I'm kidding 03:05:41
Bliss: Lmao 03:05:43
Bliss: I'm a fucking animal I'm sorry 03:05:53
lance: 💀💀💀 03:05:55
lance: Terror,,, 03:06:05
lance: WHY ARE MY MESSAGES NOT SENDING 03:06:19
lance: db said fuck you lance 03:06:29
Bliss: Show me what you got from rick and morty but with ghb 03:06:48
Bliss: Lmao 03:06:49
lance: Ghb got the 400 iq necessary to fully appreciate rick n morty,,, 03:07:14
Bliss: VWFEBRWGR yes 03:07:28
Bliss: I wont lie I'm laughing really hard at his mirth wearing a fucking wizard hat and demanding a majyyks show 03:08:09
lance: LMAOO HE'S A MAN OF WHIMSY 03:08:23
Bliss: Whimsy and death lmao 03:08:38
Bliss: Cronus casts lumos 03:08:50
lance: he didn't even wanna get up today fully decided to go off on the terrorise wrigglers sidequest 03:08:50
Bliss: Dies 03:08:52
lance: LMAO 03:09:01
Bro installed Skyrim mods fr 03:09:42
Bliss: Lmao 03:10:44
Bliss: He wasn't even originally expecting it to work and hes only learning now how to use it 03:10:47
lance: Real,,,, 03:11:32
Bliss: Cronus about to cast some spells and hope they work 03:13:57
Bliss: Lmao 03:14:01
Bliss: Jesus take the wheel 03:14:07
lance: LMAO HE'S ABOUT TO TRY TO TURN A RAT YELLOW OR SMTH 03:15:29
Bliss: Nah I was gonna make him try lumos first to check on if it was still working then confringo into the lake like a fool 03:16:33
lance: Incredible,,,, 03:16:41
Bliss: Because it will keep him alive long enough lmao 03:16:42
Bliss: Fire ball into the lake 03:16:47
Bliss: Lmao 03:16:48
Bliss: I played the harry potter game 03:17:05
lance: It do be showing,,,, mf around in glasses and a hat,,, 03:19:02
Bliss: Lmao 03:20:03
Bliss: He's like the only thing keeping me alive right now is being a nerd 03:20:21
Bliss: Don't fail me pls he begs the wand silently 03:20:51
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Bliss: Lmao 03:32:19
Bliss: Cronus is like thank fuck I'm entertaining enough 03:32:21
lance: LMAO 03:34:31
lance: I hate the internet 03:34:33
lance: Ghb just fucking around to find out 03:35:21
Bliss: Cronus literally going yea I don't even know why I'm violet don't ask me 03:35:46
lance: Bruv is like what else can even be done to me? I'm just gonna do what i want 03:35:46
Bliss: Lmao he literally is not even going to try and tell him what to do 03:38:52
Bliss: Just lets him have the magyyks wand 03:39:03
lance: HELP CRONUS WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT AN EVIL CLOWN (hands the evil clown a wand) 03:39:12
Bliss: LMAO 03:39:18
Bliss: HIS COWARDICE lmao 03:39:34
lance: Didn't even have to wait for cronus to run away to rob him of all his shit,,, 03:39:40
Bliss: Bruh if a dude who had a hand bigger than his fucking head x2 you in fact would absolutely give that bitch ur shit too 03:40:07
Bliss: It's like nah man I aint gonna die rn 03:40:23
Bliss: LMAO cronus does not want to fucking sit 03:46:46
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lance: LMAO REAL 03:47:04
Bliss: But he will because he will die 03:47:04
Bliss: Lmao 03:47:06
lance: tbh ghb's doing that deliberately lmfao 03:47:33
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Bliss: Ik it's funny though because of how compliant kurloz made him with fear so the ghb is literally the worst nightmare 03:48:12
lance: I play the old man as someone who in his later years learned to weaponise his seniority and the trappings of politeness 03:48:12
lance: LMAO 03:48:23
lance: EVEN OLDER, EVEN WORSE KURLOZ 03:48:31
Bliss: Ikr lmao 03:48:35
Bliss: He knows ghb is fucking with him he just doesn't want to piss him off 03:48:57
Me personally, I'd tell him to run those hands >:V 03:48:58
Bliss: Cronus is indeed not going to give the ghb the killing spell 03:51:13
Bliss: He would flee before that lmao 03:51:35
lance: LMAO REAL 03:53:51
lance: Tbf ghb isn't looking for the killing spell anyway 03:54:03
lance: He just wanna see some fun shit 03:54:11
Bliss: Me looking through and goin hmm whats funny 03:54:47
Bliss: The water spell the throw in the sky spell 03:54:57
Bliss: Lmao 03:54:58
lance: LMAO 03:55:03
Nah, after all the blood he's shed the only spell he's gonna learn is REPENTANCE 03:55:20
lance: Might be a lil slow tho this damn conference is making me do kahoot rn 03:55:26
Bliss: All good man 03:55:38
No way they turned on Kahoot ò-ó say wallahi rn 03:56:24
lance: On god bruv 03:58:05
Bliss: Imagine the only fucking one ghb can do is Aberto which opens doors 03:59:08
Bliss: Lmao 03:59:18
Bliss: God said door open only 03:59:26
Bliss: If it locked it wont open tho I'm pretty sure lmao 03:59:39
lance: LMAO HE NOT GONNA ACHIEVE A SINGLE MAJYKK 04:00:53
Bliss: LMAO 04:01:08
Bliss: Thats funny 04:01:11
Bliss: No magyyk wand is defective crushes it 04:01:27
Bliss: Cronus really in for a treat when he has nothing else 'fun' to give besides conversation 04:02:19
"So then I just clap that double scarred having prick between my hands. Died like violet misquito" "ahahahaha PORRIM, KANKRI, ANYBODY???????" 04:03:58
Bliss: LMAO 04:04:10
Bliss: Kankri nervous laughing 04:04:32
Bliss: Because he doesn't want to die 04:04:37
Nah thats his friend >:V he will go over there, pissing his LEGENDARY LEGGINGS as he waffles on to Gee Heich B E E about being a trigger magnet 04:06:48
Bliss: LMAO 04:07:02
Bliss: Gets fucking squished too 04:07:06
Bliss: He respawns with the 100 yard stare 04:07:37
[color=#6a006a]Cronus: H-Hey bro bro... you uhh... you good-[br][color=red]Kankri: ● _ ● Get Out. Just... Go. 04:09:39
Bliss: Lmao 04:09:57
Bliss: ASCEND YOUR ASS I'm dead 04:10:44
Bliss: I have ascended 04:10:45
lance: Ur laughing 😔 old man is struggling to do keep up with the cool kids and ur laughing 04:11:19
Bliss: Yes 04:12:33
Bliss: Cronus however is not 04:12:37
Bliss: He is absolutely sweating 04:12:52
Bliss: Cronus is like maybe he will forget I'm here and tire himself out :') 04:13:30
Bliss: Wishful thoughts 04:13:43
Bliss: The real mandatory strider 04:17:57