(( THE PURRING 04:24:38
((yk the like. mrraow 04:25:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] he is losing his mind, in the corner. He decided to get up from where he was previously sitting, the amount of steam coming from his body just making it worse, he wades through the water over to all the girls and puts a hand on one of the roxy’s shoulders hoping it’s the correct one. He’s making really intense eye contact so as to not piss off his matesprit or damara. “look i have no clue about whatever the fuck is going on really but you should probably not do anything you will regret, i am sure dave would agree with me on this at least i hope he would.” he sighs. 04:25:27
[color=#626262]♋: Signless decided to follow after Disciple, albeit much more awkwardly. He was also completely soaked thanks to the little 'splash' fight between everyone moments before. 04:25:31
(( cronus grabs the wrong fucking roxy .exe would be funny 04:25:52
(( dave: fuck are you on about cro im not getting in the way of my mom getting wild alien babe ass thats against the brobible, Chadicus, chapter 3 part 5 04:27:32
(( LMAO he's afraid damara will hurt her 04:27:53
(( to be perfectly fair 04:28:02
(( so valid 04:28:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bro+ kno+ws first hand the megido+ stamina 04:28:14
(( 0u0 04:28:30
(( should we flip a coin to decide which roxy hes talking to 04:29:03
(( yes 04:29:40
(( bliss heads or tails 04:30:59
(always bet on tails gang :v 04:31:21
(( heads 04:31:42
(( bc i'm evil and you said to bet on tails 04:31:54
(you FOOL >:v 04:32:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((do+ u want me to+ flip I have a bunch o+f co+ins 04:32:23
(( whoever grabs the coin first flip it lmao 04:32:48
(i'll flip the cat 04:33:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((taiks 04:33:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((tails* 04:33:12
(( LOL THE WRONG ROXY shit cronus 04:33:25
((poor dude 04:33:41
(( bro CANNOT win today 04:33:51
(( how will he explain to Dave that his mom got kidnapped by troll satan 04:34:15
(He wont, he just gotta hold that Time Asswhooping for a second instance :V 04:34:45
(( bro absolutely cannot catch a break 04:34:49
(( his other mom getting some troll coochie 04:35:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] Steam really made people hotter or something to be honest. It's almost like it made things feel... Steamier. Once Damara clarified that they'd be fucking, Aradia wasn't so sure she was as on board as her dancestor was. After all, she did have a matesprite now. Her wings spread a little, but since they were wet, she wouldn't be able to use them at all. She stuck her tongue out as she launched herself towards Cronus, clinging to him koala-style. 04:36:51
(( cronus trying to give a speech and his matesprit climbs on him lmao 04:37:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAOO 04:37:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((bro+ trying to+ be serio+us and his matesprite just starts climbing him like a tree 04:37:54
((me when i clamber 04:38:05
(( LMAO yes 04:38:10
(( Damara is infinitely entertained rn 04:38:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600]She had decided to stand up for a moment and turn to signless after a moment of silence, she had decided to ask the question that had been on her mind. “Do mew like meows mounds are they also nice?” a small headtilt. Damn even disciple got tricked into it. 04:39:54
(( girl had to ask 04:40:03
(( noone is safe 04:40:28
(( LMFAO ALL THE GIRLS ASKING THEY MAN'S 'ok but are mine nice' 04:40:43
(( LMAO YEA 04:40:50
(( roxys gonna ask cronus if hed still love aradia if she was a worm 04:40:52
(( cronus is not going to understand wtf that means 04:41:07
(( lmao 04:41:11
(( I just made the most ungodly noise reading that 04:41:12
(( im dying 04:41:21
(( cronus and aradia been matesprits for 3 fucking days and hes being asked the heavy questions 04:41:50
[color=#626262]♋: Signless wasn't really expecting to have to answer this question as well, but it wasn't difficult for him to answer. "I like every part of you. I wouldn't change anything about you, because I believe you are as close to perfection as one can get." He reached a hand out, gently patting her head. 04:41:57
(( dave: dude just say yes and that youd put her in a dirt jar to keep her safe and bring her around with you everywhere like its not that hard keep up man youre fumbling the bag rn 04:42:17
(( dave tells mindfang he would still like her if she was a worm and mindfang doesn't know what to do with that information 04:42:55
("Do not take that dubious Red Individual's advice. Simply run." *certified trackstar* 04:43:20
(( [You cannot outrun your fate, boy.] 04:44:29
(( roxy: bag fumblr 04:45:06
(( *boss music, second phase, extra health bar* 04:45:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] That was the correct answer, her matesprit has passed the exam with flying colors of the hemospectrum. A light purr would follow after the headpats, deciding to pull signless into a small kiss and releasing him not long after. “Mew are absolutely the best meow dear.” 04:45:52
([LEAVE ME ALONE-] [i]DAMARKIRA[/i] [AUUUUGHHHHHH-] [i][u]DAMARKIRA[/u] [[u]AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAAA[/u]][/i] 04:46:08
(( dave: praying for my bromeos to stop fumbling i can only help then so much 04:46:13
(( CACKLES 04:46:21
(( LITERALLY 04:46:37
(Dont look over here, look at BRONUS DUDEPORA 04:47:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]damn he was so close to choosing the correct roxy, it was kinda funny to hear his speech causing her to laugh. Watching aradia decide to climb him during the speech was even funnier causing her to let out a snort in the process. 04:47:37
Roxy: the other roxy snrkd at the tackle hug. mad cute "awww that was cute. wait srsly whos dave" 05:00:08
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] vwell he really did try his best, he still failed and put his hand on the vwrong one. the ampora vwould quickly removwe his hand from the roxy he did not knowv and as he did so his matesprit decided to climb him like a tree, a small grunt as he vwent to look ovwer at his roxy accidentally staring at her boobs and deciding this vwas not vworth getting culled ovwer especially by damara. “look just be careful both of you and davwe is your son? honestly i havwe been havwing trouble keeping up vwith the roxy i already knowv hes your descendant.” 05:06:05
([color=#cc0000][I know, I know, there are mounds galore, right?] [color=#6a006a]*in tears* "Yes.... yes..."[/color] [Awwwwee, yes, I know.... THE BOO BOX.[/color] [color=#6a006a]"NAAAAOOOOOOO-"[/color] 05:10:17
(( LMAO 05:11:54
(Kankri is both blessed to not be dragged off to the hot springs and cursed to be getting tortured. Never a BREAK 05:13:13
Roxy: "oh is this timeline shizz idk nothin abt that, dirk keeps tellin me its gonna get all complicated tho" 05:13:37
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("I think I'll go on a breakventure for my whistle." [color=#ee000x]*Brobot, standing outside the door with a baseball bat* 05:14:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMao+ 05:14:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] once her laughter dies down, she would shrug off the fact the ampora accidentally looked at her teetaas. She did appreciate the fact he was trying to be polite though but it was kind of unavoidable looking at boobs considering there were so many ladys around. “yea dave is our ecto son and hes raised like by dirks alternate im p sure my alter raised our ecto daughter rose its like how we had our mom kinda but kinda not idk how else 2 explain ah yea ur still in ur session or somethin” 05:14:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((if yall want we can smite the kurlo+meukri rp bc ive been to+o+ dead I feel bad ho+gging u guys' characters 05:14:42
(( fair enough thats up to kankri 05:15:24
(Im having fun :9 but if it will be a LOAD (haha SEX FUNNI) off your minds we can just say bro get his ass demolished after fighting back more 05:16:03
(( i mean i personally am having fun still but i have no issues either way lmao 05:16:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i just feel bad bc ive been so+ drained it takes me like 10+ business years to+ respo+nd 05:17:02
(:v well whatchu thinking BONE[r]s 05:17:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((im perso+nally to+o+ drained mentally fo+r it I think 😭 05:17:59
(( aight then 05:18:06
(( we can free them 05:18:10
Roxy: "ooooh its all ecto goo stuff yeah ok that tracks ig" she nodded thoughtfully along, "ig ill find out abt it sooner or later for now tho i wanna c how trolls do the do maybe i can tell dave abt it" Who knows he might even need the knowledge 05:18:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((dave has been smashed girl ur behind 05:18:35
(( LMAO he has had a husbando troll 05:18:49
(( and now he's smashing another troll 05:19:01
(( girl about to find out later her son has rizz 05:19:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((LMAO 05:19:19
(( cronus literally fighting all his impulses right now after the other roxy says that in front of him 05:20:18
(*Dark Souls Banner* [font=times new roman]CLOWN & CAT: [i]S A T I A T E D[/i] 05:20:42
(( lmao 05:20:48
(emerges out as nothing more than a brain and eye in a tube being dragged by an arm. 05:21:41
(( girl is going to be so worried about kankri when he comes back looking like string cheese 05:21:42
([color=#ee0078]"OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED?-"[/color] *dont say fucking dont say fucking dont say fucking* "Fucking-" *DAMN IT* "-ROBOT. THAT FUCKING ROBOT." *BOOOYAH SAVED* 05:23:20
(( gotta afk 05:26:28
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(yosh :v 05:28:33
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(:v oiya oiya 05:50:23
(( i am back 06:14:51
(:v *headpat* yosh 06:15:11
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((morning 11:16:53
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( hi tuna 16:40:24
((hey 16:42:32
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(( wheezes 18:47:35
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(( red incoming :v 21:39:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] "... dunno what im supposed to be learning or growing from in my case. or uh, whether or not its cool of me to lay down my woes on a silver platter at you..." [color=#910000]She's far too [i]perceptive[/i] of his masking and bullshit. He supposes this is kind of a common thing in the Serket bloodline. Or perhaps that's just Light players? Who knows. However in this case, instead of barbs and jabs its something truly caring and genuine without the middle man. More... direct. He can't say he's used to that kinda thing. It disarms him. Allowing for the moment of honesty to shine for the time being. He'd listen to what she has to say. While she can't see it, she can probably feel how intently he's watching her from behind those shades as she speaks. Idly twirling the glass of rum in his hand while pondering what to say in return. Pale brows furrow and crinkle the skin between them, taking a sharp breath in and downing one more mouthful of booze from that glass before going on his rant.[/color] 21:39:40
[br]"i appreciate that you dont give a shit about the facade and youre welcome to try and get to know me, though i know myself enough to say that i dont exactly make it easy. hard habit of mine. not that you back away from challenges either, dont you?" [color=#910000]He says this with a knowing tone, if she's anything like her descendant and what he's gathered thus far about the pirate.[/color] [br] [br]"i know emotions are a part of life but man if it isnt overwhelming at times. i dont necessarily deal with them in the best ways either when it gets to that point, be it in party favors or pretty faces... maybe i can learn a thing or two from you. about facing problems. instead of running. i think im kinda reaching midlife crisis or something im," [color=#910000]he raises up his free hand to just BARELY touch his thumb to his index finger in a pinch motion,[/color] "this close to burning my mansion down, buying a thousand acres of land, starting a cult and shaving all my hair off just to change shit up. but uh... thanks. think ill need it if this is gonna remotely work because [i]im[/i] a piece of work" 21:41:00
(( ok its safe now :v 21:41:22
(( lmao nice thank u for the food 21:41:38
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(SABATOOOOOOOOOOOO 21:43:20
(( yooo 21:43:46
(I'm exhausted *charges up crab beam* i shall release the PTSD hermit 21:44:07
(( lmao 21:44:16
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Hoooo-[i]LY-[u]SHIT[/u][/i]. Is he dead? It would not be a surprise: Kurloz is a Purple, Meulin is an Olive- a surprisingly strong one at that, so the chances they could have accidentally killed him was staggeringly high... and yet, he was opening his eyes- [i]an EYE.[/i] the other was quite swollen and it was tough to see through it, mere slivers and thin strands of light capable of peaking in through his left eye, the residual scent of their "nip" flowing through the air. He groaned, voice hoarse from all the shouting and the choking and the- ahem, [i]other noises[/i] that came with such explicit escapades. Yeah, his body was wrecked- The "Lovely" Couple had done just about everything in their power to wring him down to puddle of himself...[br] [br]It was rather nice to be like this- snuggled up between two purring trolls, even if they're the ones who reduced his secondary clothes to ribbons, lambasted his body with wounds that scowered most of his body's surface, and succinctly drained him of any and every bit of energy they could. Did he... do okay? He would ask, but he just as much as Kankri found solace and allure in their current resting frames snuggling his battered figure... The Mutant was most [i]definitely[/i] a bit scared of them right now.[br] [br] 21:45:03
Thankfully, he had slept long enough to recoved full feeling in his legs, but then came the issue of him being [i]naked[/i]. Kankri was going to focus on emancipating himself from his... new mates? That is a conversation later- and hopefully by the time it is had, the perturbation toward The Pair will have subsided by then. Though he wished to be mindful of their slumber, the urge to give each of them a small peck to their foreheads festered and thus, was done; a small parting gift until next he sees them. Kankri slinked down to the edge of the bed, not wishing to stir them by attempting to crawl over one or the other. He sat at the bed's end, somewhat shocked that some of the claw marks and gashes had been sewn up- they did not mess with his cat bandages though...[br] [br]Perhaps he can obtain some more bandages later, for now, Kankri would captchalouge his ruined clothes and, although he hated the outfit as it 1. Seemed extremely pretentious to flaunt about the fact that he had Godtiered and 2. His hood was rather similar to the cloak of The Signless and he would rather [i]not[/i] have such parallels drawn, but they are the only clothes he has. Vantas: Equip Divine Garb. At least it was modest and covered everything, still they are not his RIGHTEOUS LEGGINGS. He pulled the hood on and weakly floated from the room into the main room, too exhausted to get much further... 21:45:06
(alright, now time to NOT CRASH the car, wish me luck 21:45:35
(( wishes you livk 21:46:11
(( i tried 21:46:18
(ò-ó so im just cursed cause of you now? Thanks bru, imma FLIP THIS SHIT >:U 21:46:54
(( i did not mean to curse you i literally tried typing luck and fucked it so bad 21:48:58
(( lmao 21:49:00
(( hes doomed 21:52:55
(( roxy out here having the time of her life as kankri perishes 21:53:41
(( ong 21:53:49
(( fuck ok i gotta dip the theater is like 30 mins away 21:54:04
(( aight have fun 21:54:13
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(:v uh oh 23:34:00
(( wot 23:36:57
(*headpat* you scared me 23:37:21
(the roxy on roxy shenanigans had me burnt l, i could not tell what was happening :v 23:41:39
(( lmao 23:43:26
(( i'm going braindead today tbh 23:43:37
(:v im just everythingdead, had to sit in the car for a good 20 minutes before pulling off fr u-u 23:45:42
(>:v but that dont got shit to do with LOCKING IN (i am unclocked) 23:46:58
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(( hello 01:24:30
(awe cmon mein :v 01:25:20
(( i did nothing wrong tho :( 01:30:15
(:v oh well, it eezzz vat it eeeeezzz 01:31:13
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(>:u HEY HEY STOP RIGHT THERE 01:35:15
(( *sasquatch ahh pose* 01:36:00
(:ticket: written up. 01:36:21
(( for being too gorgeous? 01:36:32
(nah... for being a Mayor player *is prime Aimless Renegade Enjoyer* 01:37:44
(( why cant we both be two different carapacians who both are awesome/regal/dignified/wonderful?????? 01:40:58
(( lmao 01:42:03
(Because mine has an AR-15 *ups the blick* now get on the GROUND 01:42:05
(( would a cookie change your mind 01:42:29
(( damn my tablet isnt working wtf 01:42:59
(( aight i have two options for my roxy, option 1 is she sticks around with the chaos for a little longer or the second option is she ditches them to go see the poor crab boi who desperately needs tlc 01:43:17
(:v what 01:43:39
(why did i even type that, i did not read a single thing you fucking wrote, dont mind me rq 01:44:02
(( crab is more important than being naked in front of strangers and like 1 friend. 01:44:11
(:v okay i read it. >:v what is she afraid of, getting macked on? 01:45:02
(( no she is not afraid 01:45:30