karkat having a panic attack eridan and roxy both looking like oh no 09:13:51
eridans gonna upset karkat even more and hes gonna blow a gasket 09:14:12
both of them blowing up and roxy is like oh shit 09:14:53
this is not good 09:15:03
The party is CRUMBLING in its pre-phase and only one mf has a costume on, im sick (ﾟÅﾟ) 09:16:10
LMAO 09:16:21
only one who actually wore a costume roxy 09:16:44
which is a lie 09:16:52
i mean aradia has her sheep onesie on as a costume 09:16:54
and dirk spruced up his godtier for a costume 09:17:02
because meulin and kurloz are in costumes in the corner watching 09:17:05
true 09:17:08
them too 09:17:09
they are placing bets on who loses there shit first 09:17:22
this shit gets out of hand the drunkard pirate will fix it by dragging people out kicking and screaming 09:18:11
Kankri really is like "hello [insert friend]" and that person really goes "damn, you looking kinda :>c" LIKE NO HE'S JUST A GUY TRYING TO BE HEALTHY DONT DO IT TO EM 09:18:13
i mean karkat is probably gonna end up blowing up and then running out of the house 09:18:38
probably gonna have such a meltdown that he actually wakes himself up 09:18:49
W Mans ùvú save your big bro 09:18:57
poor guy 09:19:06
we can pretend latula and kankri are in the direction of the door and karkat can shove them aside while running away idk 09:19:23
hes gonna realize he got genemat evweryvwhere and havwe a newv meltdowvn 09:19:32
yeah 09:19:36
bro will not be showing up inside the mansion for a while fr 09:19:53
he 09:19:57
eridan is gonna blame everyone else 09:20:05
including himself 09:20:31
probably mostly mindfang though 09:20:40
"You came in my brother, this is only YOUR fault" 09:20:46
what a sentence i read with my own eyes 09:21:02
Read it again, just to be sure 09:21:21
nah im good 09:21:45
brb 09:22:04
Meulin just actively hoping things blow up into an orgy 09:27:49
LMAO, no 09:28:01
she's just going to write smut based fanfics about it 09:28:25
don't forget she has a water gun locked and loaded 09:28:50
Idk if thats better or worse than hoping everything collapses into an actual orgy 09:29:11
she isn't hoping it collapses into an orgy SHES SAYING SHE WILL WRITE ONE THO 09:29:40
lmao 09:29:41
she's just like yes this is good ass fanfic material 09:29:54
:v Meulin is TWEAKING, dont write that HELL ORGY 09:30:55
*flatlines for work tomarrow* xx̌ 09:31:50
f in chat 09:33:24
wwe lost evveryone 09:58:13
ggs 09:58:15
gg lmao 09:58:27
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anyway our pine sol is back 04:53:16
yippee 04:53:41
anyways battle brotocol goes so hard 05:30:16
brobot dirk battle pov 05:30:42
spending my time reading chat idly and looking into my school stuff + housing in the background 08:23:45
vvery compelling stuff tonight 08:23:50
yippee 08:24:01
time to leavve the country 08:25:04
get me the hell out of here 08:25:08
wish that was me 08:25:48
get gud idk 08:26:37
apply for asylum 08:26:42
thats too much effort i think ill just find a bridge 08:27:07
actually i live close to a railroad 08:27:15
sounds like a skill issue 08:27:20
🚶♂️ 08:27:20
alright time to find something to do 08:33:52
im so bored 08:33:54
draw or something 08:34:19
drawwing eww 08:35:11
i dreww today already 08:35:16
it was lovely 08:35:29
thanks i looked at it again and hated it 08:35:57
i think i gotta kill myself 08:48:02
no 08:48:43
fym no 08:48:50
im doin it 08:48:53
me first 08:49:02
i already called dibs 08:50:29
damn yall like lemmings 08:50:48
wtf is lemmings 08:50:55
is that a candy 08:51:00
sounds like a sausage brand 08:51:07
thats a fucking rodent 08:52:28
lame ass name 08:53:10
sounds like they wear suspenders and silly hats 08:53:20
lmfao 08:58:11
lemmings 08:58:12
lemmings just be like that 08:58:24
small aggressivwe rodents that use to be thought that they just kill themselvwes 08:58:52
cronus's quirk makes me laugh 09:01:53
honestly i also kill myself 09:02:02
roxy is definitely going to pull out a condom though and open it like its no big deal 09:02:28
if i was immortal killing myself would be my hobby 09:04:31
therapists would not like that one 09:04:35
so dirk 09:05:05
yeah 09:05:14
he just like me fr 09:05:17
just beheads himself whenever something goes bad 09:05:32
getting the shades and having them done w prescription so i can wear them and become him fr 09:05:40
mom walks into my room and im just sitting in there w my anime sunglasses like 🗿 09:05:56
bruh 09:06:31
corny ass 09:06:33
alright bro w the eridan streak 09:06:54
do not start yo shit w me bruh 09:07:00
at least i look cool 09:07:12
my mom won't let me do anything autistic :( 09:07:23
lol? 09:07:28
help 09:07:32
i should be allowed to be autistic 09:07:38
girl what do u mean 09:07:45
if i do anything 'weird' in her eyes she gets mad at me 09:08:05
oh fair 09:08:15
sometimes i just exist and its enough to set her off 09:08:19
i cant remember if ive done anything that she gets annoyed about bc im always isolating in my room and just shut down emotionally when im around her 09:08:40
i mean she gets upset that i dont laugh about stuff often 09:08:48
like even if i mention anything that doesn't seem like a big deal like maybe using fading dye she will lose her shit 09:08:48
🧍♂️ imagine livving wwith your parents still 09:09:03
it's like girlie i'm older than you when you had me 09:09:06
imagine having an allowance 09:09:09
yeah i dont havve to 09:09:15
i don't get anything 09:09:37
mad unfortunate 09:09:48
most of the money i obtain is christmas or for birthday 09:09:49
but yeah my mom always tweaks when i want to cut my hair still esp if i want a style that will have any form of bangs 09:09:51
i wwish i could relate more but i cant 09:09:55
same 09:09:56
its ok 09:10:00
but i also barely get anything anymore 09:10:02
when my sister left she dyed her hair and got tattoos and piercings 09:10:30
she went all out 09:10:33
oo 09:10:36
i also barely have a will to live 09:10:37
thats understandable 09:10:53
i got my tattoos wwhile i wwas still livving wwith my mom i thought shed hate them but she thought they wwere cool 09:11:02
i found out why i was so violent 09:11:02
im pretty sure it took my mom ages to even notice i pierced my nose 09:11:06
vviolence moment 09:11:15
apparently my time of the month just decided violence is the answer 09:11:22
oh true 09:11:26
with no warning 09:11:28
that is a pattern 09:11:29
oh thats like normal 09:11:30
yea 09:11:34
i cant remember what i was like around mine 09:11:49
depressed and hungry 09:11:57
the occasional rage 09:12:06
the last time i got it i was miserable and wanted to die bc it was during like after i wasnt supposed to get it anymore 09:12:09
bliss i was just always like that back then 09:12:14
that was not exclusive 09:12:22
yea i forgot to mention pain 09:12:26
like 20x worse 09:12:32
fair 09:12:32
but yea i just remember you going 'im dying' and i was like damn me too 09:12:56
i didnt havve pain 🧍♂️ 09:13:01
yeah i was in excruciating pain for the last one bc of the circumstances but like before that time i never had pain really 09:13:06
like i generally almost never got any symptoms aside from heavy flow 09:13:23
so it didnt effect me much other than being annoyed abt how much i was bleeding 09:13:32
i don't have pain a lot but i feel like i need to become a vampire 09:13:38
i need to take iron supplements now 09:13:56
getting it when u havent had it in a very long time makes it 10x worse bc ur body is suddenly deciding to get rid of all of that shit at once 09:14:12
time to start eating iron bars 09:14:15
yeah 09:14:18
i would 09:14:24
im not iron deficient but you can get an iron fish 09:14:36
i alwways recommend that to people 09:14:46
can't eat fish 09:14:46
no 09:14:49
its an iron fish 09:14:52
its iron 09:14:56
tf is an iron fish 09:14:57
ohhh the iron fish 09:14:59
in the shape of a fish 09:15:01
like the iron rock 09:15:03
yeah 09:15:05
that people use to boil in pots 09:15:10
mhm 09:15:14
interesting 09:15:15
my other friend wwhos iron deficient 09:15:22
i recommended that to her 09:15:27
i forgot they come in the shape of a fish now 09:15:29
its so cute i lovve it so much 09:15:38
maybe i should get one of those and name it dualscar 09:15:54
fish food 09:16:04
alright today i'm dying get in the boiling pot dualscar give me my minerals 09:16:17
lmfao 09:16:39
yknoww i think its time for me to play roblox 09:16:52
fair 09:16:56
got nothin better to be doin 09:17:08
in an hour i havwe to get the kitchens out of the coop 09:17:26
chickens 09:17:30
the kitchens.... 09:17:34
how did i fuck it that bad 09:17:39
please roxy moment 09:17:44
standing in my nachos 09:17:48
i wish i had nachos 09:18:17
i had nachos earlier 09:18:31
i almost wrote bachos 09:18:40
lol 09:18:44