yeesh 18:29:11
thats rough 18:29:16
so i guess im staying up as long as possible or until i pass out 18:33:35
god 18:33:47
staying awake is so hard when you're so tired 20:13:02
yeah i feel that 20:14:51
stri-londe gossip time lmao 20:53:11
gonna pass out cant keep avwake much longer 22:05:54
gn 22:13:58
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roxy getting the im proud dirk approval 04:34:51
still hasnt gotten 100% approval for the kankri situation but hes at least on the positive side so far 04:35:32
she knows but the alcohol thing is enough for her to be ecstatic 04:36:06
so rare for him to openly be proud as well 04:36:29
ik she has a whole thing about not wanting to disappoint him 04:36:38
eridan fr remembering how much karkat likes romcoms and using it to his advantage whether he realizes it or not the rizz is real 04:42:57
HEHEHE 04:43:41
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DATTEBAYOOOOOOOOOOO 05:39:57
DATTEBAYO 05:41:31
*carpet bombs the area* 05:42:40
wtf is happening 05:42:49
What do you mean whats happening :v Dirk's over there about to revoke his Pride in Roxy 05:44:01
LMAO 05:44:29
lmfao? 05:44:59
dirk sees kankri in a onesie, nvm i revoke my original thoughts 05:45:11
dirk gonna hit em with the 🗿 05:45:20
[color=orange]"...[i]him? That's YOUR mans??[/i]" [color=#ff99c0]"ye :v"[/color] "....you have been demoted." 05:45:59
dirk about to go defend kankri and then he sees what hes wearing and is like you know what youre on your own 05:46:00
LMAO 05:46:51
roxy is like hes usually not wearing that i swear 05:47:15
because she had completely forgotten about it 05:47:24
[color=#ff99ec]"waitwaitwaot- please, no ur proud of me, i swear he's cool- you should of seen em! Getting ragdolled arund by brobot and still getting up! S-Sure he LOST and was bleeding- a [i]lot[/i], BUT BUT-" [color=orange]"if the butt isn't Darkleer's, I dont wanna hear about it." 05:50:41
LMAO 05:50:58
"please no youre proud of me" :skull: 05:51:17
insane convversation me thinks 05:51:42
"roxy i will not be "waoting" any longer" 05:52:04
Dirk just acting like we didnt find him hanging out in a cave with smuppet gluteus maximus all over the fucking floor 05:53:44
dont worry about all that 05:53:57
Like we DIDNT see plush felt derriere all over the place 05:54:01
he would do it again 05:54:07
Like he WASN'T shitting out liquid blue for weeks 05:54:22
[color=orange]"Yall aint see it, so did it REALLY happen?"[/color] crayzee work 05:55:06
LMAO 05:55:35
[color=red]"Here."[/color] [color=#01477c]*pulls out an orange* "....what the-"[/color] [color=red]"It's for that scurvy you undoubtedly have-" *gripped up* 06:06:44
laughing really hard at the thought of karkat waking up in the middle of htis 06:13:44
Eridan: *unzip*[br]Karkat: *reverse amimir* 06:14:31
sex? canceled 06:14:40
boner hard, day ruined, sex canceled 06:15:01
Back to the jorking board BUDDY 06:15:34
SIGHHHH 06:16:21
LMAO 06:16:50
boner canceled 06:17:01
brother wakes up covered in material like an idiot 06:17:39
he 06:17:43
is like next time i'm bringing a towel 06:17:56
bros got genemat all in his pants 06:18:14
its all ovver the horn pile 06:18:20
LMAO 06:18:25
LMFAOOO 06:18:34
GOD 06:18:37
he comes back bitching that he had to clean every single horn 06:18:53
no chances taken they all got a bath 06:19:15
CRUSTED GENEMAT 06:19:24
EUGH 06:19:26
bro is never sleeping on the horn pile again 06:19:28
LMAO 06:19:32
everyone starts wondering why karkat started sleeping on the floor with a bunch of towels 06:19:40
LMAO 06:19:44
towel cocoon 06:20:14
wwrapped in towwels no pants on 06:25:12
LMAO 06:25:51
cant be stainin his pants all the time 06:26:00
also ill let kankri respond first 06:27:37
A boomba la caca :V 06:27:52
cant believe both karkat and eridans dancestors got some before them 06:30:05
u-u 06:30:43
uvu well its no surprise on Cronus's end 06:30:51
lol? 06:30:57
cronus just started getting jumped really 06:31:06
Loser Rizz had to work EVENTUALLY 06:31:06
and then borderline forced by a drunk aradia also 06:31:26
thus killing her 06:31:34
thats one way of getting over a hangover 06:31:48
You can only show up in a cast so many times before the baddie that takes care of you decides you need SOMETHING good in your life :v 06:31:53
lmao 06:35:30
anyways i miss aradia coughing up blood while being smashed 06:40:53
LOL 06:41:04
?? 06:41:05
LMAO 06:41:07
traumatize cronus time tm? 06:41:27
real 06:41:32
poor cronus 06:41:38
shes actually insane 06:41:42
cronus 06:41:54
be like 06:41:56
is it normal for your matesprit to vwant to die evwery single time 06:42:10
god if he ever tries to talk to kankri abt that lmfao 06:42:27
i feel like thats not something thats suppose to happen 06:42:29
LMAO 06:42:36
kankri just like 06:42:41
😨😨 06:42:46
youve been doing WHAT 06:42:51
kankri losing his shit 06:42:53
imagine she gets a just death 06:43:04
like not gonna happen but how fucking funny 06:43:12
just for being too horny 06:43:21
cronus vwould cry so hard 06:43:26
i think aradia would too 06:43:48
both crying for different reasons 06:44:01
cronus is like damn im a monster and need to be stopped vwhat is vwrong vwith me aradia is like damn i died but its sad theres no consequences anymore :( 06:44:48
LMAO 06:44:56
no she would actually be upset about not being alive again 06:45:02
i knowv 06:45:07
rip 06:45:42
cronus: is it normal to fuck someone to death consistently all the time pls help idk vwhat im doing 06:45:58
evweryone just >.> 06:46:09
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dirk gonna do that up and down eye 06:50:36
u know the one 06:50:40
LMOA 06:51:30
kankri is like i sure hope the food is okay vwhat a vweird fucking statement 06:51:49
lah-moww-ayy 06:51:51
mindfang is like oh thank fuck i can eat the food vwithout vworry 06:52:03
Eelmao Bronus Dudepora belting his woes about killing his GF every other sex encounter while Kankri has to pretend he doesn't even know who Aradia is. [color=#ff0000]"you are doing WHAT? SUCH A THING DIDN'T HAPPEN WHEN... when..." [color=#6a006a]"When what, bro? You can tell me? What happened?"[/color] "Whhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnn... when- when you were being INAPPROPRIATE IN THAT TREE FORT! It didn't happen then, ahahahahaha that is what I meant. And nothing else. At all" 06:54:19
LMFAOOO 06:55:01
how cronus gonna feel finding out tiny kankri and his dancestor smashed 07:01:30
Kankri is flatlining. [color=red]"THE DELIQUENT? NO ONE ELSE WOULD DO?" 07:03:22
LMFAOO 07:03:43
cronus finding out eridan got poon and is like nice but also ouch 07:04:15
lmfao ouch??? 07:04:42
[color=#6a006a]"Nice one. I am definitely not going to vicariously live that experience out through you." 07:04:56
he just assumes evweryone fucking dies nowv 07:05:01
lmfao 💀 07:05:09
"so howd he handle that" 07:05:18
hes like unfortunate for karkat 07:05:19
LMFAO??? 07:05:22
god if he said that it would jsut sound like hes throwing shade 07:05:31
LMAO 07:05:37
he vwould say it like that hes like vwowv thats kinda unfortunate for karkat 07:05:55
eridan is like VWTF 07:06:00
"Man... hopefully it was over quick" 07:06:31
cronus doesnt get to explain at least one of them is suppose to die 07:06:32
eridan like "damn i never got any but even i know thats probably not supposed to happen" 07:07:11
LMAO 07:07:20
cronus vwould say outloud vwait vwhat ivwe been pailing vwrong the entire time and aradia just enjoys being murdered???? 07:08:30
god 07:08:41
LMFAO 07:08:43
aradia just shows up like yeah i thought you knew that 07:08:51
cronus being like NO NOT AT ALL 07:09:08
lmao 07:09:10
LMFAO 07:09:10
[color=#cc0601]"yeah its my fetish, babe." 07:09:45
eridan probably side eyeing them both like yeesh they both freaks 07:09:49
LMAO 07:09:52
meanwhile eridan with probably one of the most vanilla people ever 07:10:06
LMAO 07:10:10
[color=#6a006a]"NOOOOO- NO NO NO- THAT IS HOW IT IS SUPPOSED TO WORK- LIKE- LIKE MANTISES!" 07:10:19
hes like no vwonder porrim is pissed at me 07:10:56
its all clicking in his head 07:11:21
wwhat the heck 07:11:56
evweryone learning he killed tvwo bitches during pailing sessions and hes havwing a newv crisis 07:12:16
[color=red]"... I am almost 100% certain that is NOT how that works-"[/color] [color=#6a006a]"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A FUCKING VIRGIN!"[/color] [color=red]*Kankri almost blowing his cover* "Haha, yes, I am, that's me big ol Virginkri Chasteas, that is very much true. Anyways, what's wrong???" 07:12:56
LMAO 07:13:09
LMFAOO 07:13:14
aradia on the side doing that one smile 07:13:23
shes like i got a man vwho vwill fuck me to death and i lovwe it smile 07:13:43
the gif in the discord is the smile when kankri nearly blows their cover 07:14:08
[color=#6a006a]"So Aradia-"[/color] [color=red]"Who? Who is that? Ay-ra-dee-ya? Sounds like a fake name and even if it was a real one, I've never met them a day in my afterlife-" [color=#0000cc]*Aradiabot bunting him in the back*[/color] [sub][sup]"stop-"[/sup][/sub] [color=#cc0601]*Aradia enters* "Hey, hey, hey, I heard my name!"[/color] [sub][sup]"oh god I'm gonna be in so much trouble-"[/sup][/sub] 07:15:24
cronus beating the fuck out of kankri for fucking his vwife 07:16:01
lmao 07:16:02
LMFAOO 07:17:22
aradia is so ready to get decimated at a moments notice 07:17:46
LMAO 07:18:05
aradia borderline drooling 07:18:21
shes like hes mad ovwer me and i get to fuck :) 07:18:54
kankri is gonna pretend not to know her but aradia is gonna at some point be mentioning how he was the one to give her the onesie shes wearing so its gonna fuck him over 07:18:59
LMAO 07:19:09
oof 07:19:11
aradia causing ghostly drama for the funsies 07:19:26
not even on purpose but its fun anyways 07:19:35
lmao 07:19:39
cue the "i just want to see what happens when this place falls apart" 07:19:46
also lovwe dirk said ah yes im not going to touch that vwith a 20foot pole right nowv, hey mindfang you havwe a minute. LMOA 07:20:26
LMFAO YEAH 07:20:41
roxy just standing there like yea thats fair 07:21:28
lmao 07:21:31
roxy watching dirk do the very obvious judging up and down 07:21:51
dirk doing it with his whole head instead of his eyes just to make a point fr 07:22:02
[color=#cc0601]"thanks for the onesie! And the... tights of justice? Whatever they're called."[/color] [color=red][color=#6a006a]"I thought you two never met???"[/color] *eyes closed dog meme* ".......no... you... you misheard..." 07:22:07
bc they wouldnt see it behind his shades 07:22:09
LMFAO 07:22:14
shes like damn he did not like vwhat he sawv 07:22:21
lmao 07:22:22
good thing im not him 07:22:27
Cronus getting injected with 800 new Kankri facts all at once eventually 07:26:27
[color=#6a006a]"He's been doing WHAT? WITH WHO? HOW- WHEN- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ROXY RUMORS WERE REAL, TOO-"[/color] straight [i]tweaking[/i] 07:27:33
i mean the gossip will get out somewhere 07:27:36
LMAO 07:27:48
half the people hes smashed are notorious for gossiping 07:28:01