LMFAOO 07:23:41
not anymore 07:23:43
bro get your pailing fluids off the room its leaking through the rafters 07:24:05
roof 07:24:09
[color=red]"....what are these stains? Meulin and I never- OH MY GOD-" *passes away* 07:24:21
LMAO 07:24:30
LOL 07:24:39
has kankri met his post scratch self i cant remember 07:24:39
he met signless for like 5 seconds 07:24:56
i know theyve been in the same areas but usually theyre in separate rooms i think 07:24:57
they both just stared at each other quietly 07:25:18
They were face to face once but Kurloz saved him uvu 07:25:22
makes sense 07:25:24
probably saved him from disciple if anything 07:25:37
Because Porrim decided to go full MACK MODE on Cronus 07:25:39
vwell meulin and disciple vwere havwing a girls moment 07:25:40
lmao yes 07:25:57
They were mogmogmogmog over shipping and Signless was just like :troll stand: because he couldnt decipher the SACRED SHIPPING TEXTS on his own 07:27:14
tbf thats most of what he is doing bc he has no reason to spread propaganda anymore 07:27:56
Is it truly propaganda if you're a handsome rebel? 07:28:39
馃拃 07:28:58
Needless to say, Kankri would be very mean to himself if they met up 07:31:24
he can havve a propa ganda at me 07:31:37
hehe 07:31:39
real 07:31:43
eridan when big vantas is hot 07:31:59
He's Troll Married, he's not touching you 07:32:04
*puts hand to shoulder* gonna remain in touchless purgatory lil bro >:) 07:33:05
karkat will touch him 07:33:22
howv tall is karkat 07:33:31
55 07:33:34
fucking quirk 07:33:37
5'5 07:33:44
hes about the same height as roxy actually 07:33:45
ill touch him too 07:33:45
ill showw him a reel good time 07:33:53
55 feet tall? Massivekat 07:33:53
goddammit 07:33:58
Gargantuankat Hugetas 07:34:05
so she can sit dowvn and be close enough to meet at eye levwel 07:34:06
lmao 07:34:08
idk bro hes like the size of her foot 07:34:25
brb 07:34:31
mindfang informations her game 07:36:12
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Karkat truly is pussy height, good lord 07:36:24
roxy dick suckin height 07:37:56
its fine 07:37:59
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Jeezuz >:u 07:39:33
Kankri is safe uvu he is like... at her nonexistent belly button/waist 07:40:11
lmao 07:42:57
Perfect height to headbutt her solar plexus 没v没 07:54:24
lol? 07:55:06
That damn CRIMINAL has evaded him with luck, he knows her list of charges is probably insane by now >:v he will dole out JUSTICE 07:56:30
lmao 08:00:04
brother is so close to finishing his goodiebags 08:00:18
Ye uvu those 3 DEMONS decided to spawn in right as he finished initially 08:02:51
LMAO 08:11:10
Last set of demons that could spawn and make Kankri be visibly ill: Damara, Condesce, Handmaid 08:12:37
bro would start flatlining ovo 08:12:49
god 08:12:57
Thats not all of the ones that would make him be like "things are getting [i]scary[/i]" they're just the most dangerous to his mental health :V 08:14:27
karkat just telling everyone that eridan use to flarp with virska 08:14:33
yeah 08:14:52
man is just spilling all my secrets 08:15:00
lmao 08:15:06
shes like what is flarping for like 5 whole seconds 08:15:40
grilling karkat about his hobbies and interest for no reason 08:16:02
that he knows of 08:16:09
cant believe i said larping instead of flarping i think i have to end it all 08:16:39
why is mindfang so interested in karkat 08:17:16
[color=#626262]"He used to dress up and would blow up galleons and shit"[/color][br]"He WHAT-" 08:17:24
she wants to know why the dave she's interested in liked karkat so much 08:17:55
thats all 08:17:58
oh fair 08:18:03
she literally just wants to see the differences she understands they aren't all exactly the same 08:18:17
Just look at him, its obvious 没v没 08:18:26
but she can kind of gather enough information it will satisfy her curiosity 08:18:43
next thing we know karkats going to unintentionally seduce mindfang 08:18:53
dont forget that eridan and vvriska wwould kill innocent trolls lusi for fun and steal their shit 08:18:59
an arenea moment 08:19:14
LMAO 08:19:18
yea 08:19:21
Eridan was just a lusus slayer, that was his perogative uwu 08:19:29
yeah i mean he had to 08:19:45
mindfang helped dualscar with his kills or atleast mentioned she knew about it 08:19:49
eridan gonna have questions for her 08:20:22
she will answer them 08:20:27
honestly idk if he wwill this a lot for this poor fish 08:20:41
also apparently in hsbc to run with there stupid theme vriska said mindfangs journal was like 90% smut 08:21:11
He didn't HAVE to, Feferi was just too soft to do it herself uvu and bro was simping, but we dont talk about that part (we talk about that part extensively :v) 08:21:17
which is the only thing i find funny 08:21:21
from that 08:21:26
okay yes you understood wwhat i meant 08:21:43
leavve me and 4 am brain alone 08:21:48
wweh 08:21:56
well no vriska says that about the journals in canon too 08:22:02
yea its true on that front too but still i think it's funny it happened twice 08:22:22
although the phrasing is more along the lines of mindfangs journals having a lot of scandalous and inappropriate material 08:22:29
i cant remember exactly when but i do remember her saying it at some point 08:22:52
yea vriska in hsbc straight up said it was 90% smut straight up in frustration for some reason 08:23:06
did not look into it 08:23:09
vriska and eridan did messed up things probably 08:23:30
girl had no chill 08:23:35
well yeah 08:23:39
no not probably they did lol 08:23:41
I wouldnt put it past her, Mindfang really just wrote that shit about her lil escapade to make Dualscar jealous in there 08:23:49
evven outside of flarp i mean vvriska crippled tavvros and eridan killed 2 people and blinded another 08:24:18
Like bro, im here for lore, why are are you talking about getting ate out gang 貌_贸 08:24:28
im specifically talking flarp 08:24:32
crippling tavvros wwas during flarp if thats anything 08:24:49
so 08:24:50
yea and nepeta and aradia were like uhhh im out 08:25:08
yeah lol 08:25:15
and evven then they still killed a shit ton of lusi just cause 08:25:20
equius saying no more and aradia was like uhhh 08:25:21
and then aradia tried to take revenge for tavros and got killed for it 08:25:25
fun fact vriska killed and lure trolls specifically 08:25:39
and like stole a ton of shit ig 08:25:40
not just lussi 08:25:43
yeah 08:25:45
yeah 08:25:50
i mean her lusus ate trolls so 08:25:54
yep 08:25:57
i didnt mention it but yeah 08:26:01
Gotta make ends meat :v 08:26:07
thats why equius was like hell no nepeta 08:26:07
yeah 08:26:11
cause its kinda a givven for vvris and fef 08:26:14
Shit if it were me? I'd hit Spidermom with a shin shoryuken, aint telling me NOTHING >:v 08:29:42
lmfao 08:30:53
Eridan over here in denial about the one-sided black simping oh noooooo >:v brother you were NEVER in that rat race 08:33:31
no they were confirmed black but vriska broke up w him 08:34:32
yeah 08:35:04
lmfao 08:35:06
Yuck, me personally, id have to throw someone down some stairs 08:35:37
lol 08:35:48
All that FLARPing and we break up? Fuck no, you have to be confined to a hospital bed, I am NOT going out sad 08:36:15
lmfao 馃槶 08:37:11
Its like John Mulaney said "Anyone whose seen my dick and met my parents has to die. Can't have an Ex ROAMING around" 08:38:02
Now surface wiping the entire planet of landdwelling trolls might be a lil MUCH 08:40:43
Just nuke her city :v 08:40:57
Maybe the while state has to go if its especially egregious >:v 08:41:23
If it's Illinois, I say go for it 没v没 08:42:00
honestly if i was a troll i'd be always voilent 08:42:04
knovwing my luck id end up a mutant 08:42:32
I'd be chill no matter what uWu im just that kinda guy, i'd just be Tavros, but cool and not a BITCH 08:43:13
wwhen youre forced to livve in troll sparta you havve to be vviolent 08:43:13
so it makes sense a lot of them are shitheads 08:44:23
My Spartan days are behind me, in my Syracuse era uvu (i know nothing about ancient Syracuse, i just like the name) 08:44:24
i chose not to be a shit head rn but if i could i probably vwould be feral 08:45:04
i'd end up being disciple via more violent and probably more murder 08:45:35
The Feralsciple, going all in on the beast stat. Calling you The Animorph :V 08:47:41
mindfang asking "what does flarping mean you don't have to tell me all the details just what the fuck is flarping?" 08:52:16
"Make belief that you're someone else." Give her the most bare bones answer to make her mad someone was stealing her whole identity 08:54:13
LMAO 08:55:52
honestly she knows vriska is kinda off the wall but also she would think its kinda funny and cute like something wrigglers would do 08:56:34
though honestly if eridan said it vwas from her journal then shed probably be like vwell shit sorry man 08:57:19
she'd be like how unfortunate are you good though 08:57:39
"You didn't get to... THAT part did you?" Like girl, which part? All of the parts were you getting pipe laid- 08:59:13
LMAO 09:00:20
she's a jackass but even she knows her kismesisitude was rough 09:01:18
also you're not waiting for me to reply hedge if you are im sowwy 09:02:46
Whomst 09:03:46
Me? *points to self* 09:03:56
yes 09:03:58
Nah :V 09:03:59
aight 09:04:01
I am just big readin 09:04:06
BIG READING, NEVER THE LITTLE ONE 09:04:20
I am crafting whether or not Mindfang is getting a gag gift bag or if Kankri puts in that elbow grease and tries for her pirate ass 09:05:06
lmao either way is fine by me 09:05:24
kankri locking in on literal hate bc of mindfang is funny 09:06:08
she angered me once now shes on my shit list for life >:( 09:06:34
[color=red]"I'm getting sick of her and her whole FAMILY!" *headpats Aranea&* "Not you, bb, you're perfect. Down to the last, MINUTE details." 09:08:03
lmao 09:08:43
the temptation to just copy the one quote of karkat completely shitting on himself 09:11:20
Go on. :v self-deprecate. Flip that coin on if Kankri hears that bullshit :[i]V[/i] 09:12:28
eridan is just watching shit go down so 09:20:18
real 09:20:54
At least he is not at risk of being flung through a wall :V 09:22:32
Now then: Heads or Tails >:v 09:23:20
karkat: i can't believe you of all people want to get to know me but i guess i'm a miserable sad sack of shit so does that help? 09:26:31
"Im a loser" *Kankri spawning in behind him* 09:27:12
yeah literally 09:27:35
mindfang just like so dave married someone who hates themselves and thinks they are a loser 09:28:08
also mindfang wait a minute 09:28:13
lmao 09:28:31
she's like i did the same thing so ig its fine 09:28:42
calling summoner a loser 09:28:51
"We are the same. It was simply meant to happen.: 09:29:21
lmao 09:29:34
also shes gonna fuckin apologize to eridan 09:29:58
We do not do that here :v 09:30:18
look she doesn't usually do this but she is taking pity on the small ampora 09:30:41
just for having to go through her literal diary and endure some freaky shit 09:31:09
>:v i say make him read it again 09:31:41
LMAO 09:31:45
Matter of fact, TURN IT INTO A MOVIE 09:31:52