Wednesday 23 August 2023

LW: Enjoy Some Beverages From A Rumble Dispenser 23:08:20

LW: You Must Be Very Thirsty Sitting In That Room For Hours 23:08:23

> He hissed, ears flicked back "I told the Council on your fucked up planet that what you seek will never come to pass! You darken my sight and threaten this motherfucker that be innocent among all this?!" 23:08:56

MC: THEsE monkEys ArE AllIED wITH THE EmpIrE, I goT cApTurED by THEm A long wHIlE bAck, THEy founD ouT sHIT THEy sHoulDn'T HAvE... 23:10:20

> The smiled, wagging a finger. "Now you see, We'd love to, but our buggy downright got killed off and we'r not too keen on walking. Besides, i got a more fun suggestion. A challenge with a wager! How bout it?" 23:10:23

MC: EmpIrE fuckIng knows AlrEADy. So fuck IT. IT's IllEgAl To rEproDucE ouTsIDE THE moTHErgrub sysTEm. 23:11:56

MK: /// dø yøu thɨnk ɨ dɨdn’t knøw that? 23:13:17

MC: NoT AbouT you... 23:13:33

> they begin tapping an their leg with a gloved hand rhythmically for a moment before stopping. 23:13:37

MC: I know you knEw THAT EvEryonE knows THAT 23:13:46

MK: /// ɨ knøw, ɨ’ll bɇ ønlɨnɇ. ɨ’m nøt gɇttɨng øff anytɨmɇ søøn. 23:14:19

MK: /// sørry, just statɨng thɇ øbvɨøus 23:14:46

MC: FuckIng monkEys... gooD. KITTy sIsTEr, In cAsE I sTop rEsponDIng, m counTIn on you AIgHT? 23:15:05

>The large talapoin by the door charges toward Tobira, but a gesture from the Baboon stops the hateful simian. [color=grey]You are in no position to negotiate, but I am not beyond a little funny business. Go on...[/color] The baboon straches the glowing heart. 23:15:14

MC: I fuckIng HATE monkEys. THEy wAnT our Egg, TryIn To usHEr In somE fuckED up nEw ErA wHErEIn gIrlboss bITcH wIll rEwArD THEm for THEIr rEcon EfforTs, wHATEvEr ElsE THEy goT plAnnED I Don'T fuckIng know buT ITs noT gooD 23:17:01

MK: /// surɇ thɨng, just bɇ surɇ tø cømɇ back alɨvɇ 23:17:03

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MC: AIn'T no wAy In HEll's pIT Am I goIng Down wITHouT A fIgHT. 23:17:57

LW: There Is Nothing Wrong Here. 23:22:51

MC: THErE's EvEryTHIng wrong HErE 23:23:13

LW: Flying Monkeys? What Even Are Those? 23:23:13

MC: THE sImIAn sHITs THAT ATTAckED you 23:23:49

> they look to the simian with a grin, eyes becoming a little draconic. "Not everyday you get to see a talking Simian." they look to the other. "I dont tend to hand over info to my foe who's so eager to pull my pumper roots. I'd rather do things the old fashioned way, ya dig?" they say taking off their turtle neck, showing the simian behind them the glare of their tattoo's stare. "Me verses your choice of fighter. You win, you get the choice of an egg or perhaps a mystery treasure. Your choice. If i win..." their eyes glow. "Your souls belong to me. Be honest, am i too lenient here?" they turn to the simian behind them. "Thought's, opinions? I know you're eager to speak up." 23:23:58

CM: 『 That's the fuzzy wuzzies talking 』 23:24:12

LW: Krezan Dogzaa Is Just Commiting A Little Pranxis That Juggalos Are Known For 23:24:15

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MC: How THE fuck Do you know HIs nAmE?! 23:24:39

((Error on my end, ignore the name)) 23:25:32

MC: FuckIng fuckED up monkEy 23:25:52

MC: WHy THE fuck ArE you DoIng THIs sHIT ExAcTly? 23:26:56

MK: /// wɇll, ɨf thɨs ɨs a jøkɇ, ɨ’m nøt laughɨng nya 23:26:56

MC: THIs Is THE mosT unfunny blAspHEmous sHIT In A wHIlE 23:27:41

> "Hell, you can come at me one at a time, two at a time, come on I'm practically wearing an L like an unsightly hat now!" 23:28:21

> He looked on worriedly, moving to forcefully pop his broken arm back into place. 23:29:10

[color=black]>The Langur on the pda makes a throat-sliceing gesture to the Baboon. "[color=grey]I don't have time for games, our souls are not ours to gamble and you have everything to lose.[color=black]" The baboon's sickle phases through Herund's chest and cuts...something. The vermillion-blood's shoulders go slack. "[color=grey]There goes his drawing hands. Keep asting my time and he will lose his voice, then his legs, then his eyes. Tell me where is the egg is?[color=black]" 23:32:32

>Herund forces out a sentence "leave me, i isnt worth it." 23:33:25

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> He snarled, walking forward "Why the fuck do want our egg?! Even if we let this motherfucker die you would just do the same fucking thing over again" 23:34:20

do you*)) 23:34:34

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> "Don't worry lil buddy, we'll get you out a here..." 23:38:07

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> "Yare-Yare! Nothing's for free you know! And you know your friend here's raring to beat the info out on me!" they say making circles around the monkey letting their bare hand dance dangerously close to the monkey. "But it was worth a shot." they turn to the sickle handed monkey and start swiping the bare hand at them. A strong force pulls the sickle ape towards Tobira! 23:43:13

> He shot forward and picked the lowblood up. 23:45:53

[color=black]The baboon says, "[color=grey]I could not say why my Employer wants it. But that is not very important now. The lowblood's voice is next[color=black]" The baboon points the sickle throatward. But just before the blade cuts, the large talapoin loses its temper and punches Tobira through the hole in the wall. "[color=grey]Number 11 what have I told you about attacking first!?[color=black]" Distracted the baboon retracts the sickle from Herund's neck. 23:46:16

> He moves to snatch Herund away from the monkey. "Crazy fucking monkeys!" 23:47:26

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> They smile as the punch lands, relaxing upon impact to reduce the damage and force. Meanwhile, the free gloveless hand swings and moves to split the hand in halve. No more punching hand! Other wise, they fly into the wall and crush it. 23:52:17

> “wait… How long should I be waiting for a response?” She looks to the egg, not really getting a response like she had hoped. 23:54:05

MC: LEAsT A Hour 23:54:39

Thursday 24 August 2023

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[color=black]The langur looks up from its pda and pulls out a glass wand and blasts Rarava with a mysterious pink beam. 00:09:49

LW: Ugdiugiudfgvaiuegiu 00:09:57

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MK: /// ɨ’m prɇtty surɇ yøu guys arɇ fɨghtɨng, cørrɇct mɇ ɨf ɨ’m wrøng thøugh 00:10:38

MC: yEA THE monkEys 00:11:04

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MK: /// but plɇasɇ try tø gɇt ønɇ øf thɇ mønkɇys away frøm thɇ PDA, wɇ døn’t want ɨt tɇllɨng sømɇ ɨnførmatɨøn wɇ mɨght rɇgrɇt nya! 00:14:51

MC: GoT IT 00:17:16

> He hurried over to aim his club at the monkey on the PDA 00:17:50

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> Tobira stands back up to charg the monkey that hit him. "THOSE SHIN PRIVILAGES ARE FORFEIT!" they say, they seem to be getting a bit more... scaled? 00:24:12

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(( alright, im done with the disconnects finally 00:25:49

(they were not :v 00:29:36

((i swear! 00:29:55

((the wifi says: "Hah, gottem!" 00:29:59

(( cant wait to see how this one goes 00:37:19

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(well you'll have to >:V walls take time 00:41:26

(:V if you're not me and spawn them into reality, that is. 00:41:44

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((oh word? 00:58:55

(( that was fast 00:59:10

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((damn that sounds epic 01:01:17

> konaya whishes she could see whatever fight was unfolding... 01:01:31

> "Who hired you motherfuckers?!" 01:02:40

((waiting on the beam XD 01:10:47

(( THEY ALREADY DID!!! 01:11:09

((holy shit i missed it 01:11:25

(( yeah you're hit with that beam 01:11:39

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(oh my GAWD :9 01:12:18

((get split lmao)) 01:17:38

> He fell back and grabbed his head, his hair pulling LW inside it as he fell to his knees, howling. Half his face was smiling and the other half was smiling. He groaned in agony, as he split into several different trolls. The original stared blankly, the smiling one turned to fight with the eternally frowning one. There was one dressed like a cabaret dancing lounge singer, humming as he sauntered past the struggling other two personalities, reaching to pick up two wriggler versions, one feral and shrieking and the other looking around in confusion before bursting into tears. The final two, a quiet one that was mumbling something and a rage filled one that leaped at one of the monkeys, shifting into shadow wolf form in midair aiming to rip out its throat. 01:18:31

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other half was frowning*)) 01:20:17

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(:V bruv took "settle it in Smash" literally 01:20:55

> they look to the sudden multiplied version of their mate after deleting their simian's shins. "なんてこった!?" (what the hell?) they say before counting up the number of Rarava's there are. "... NANI!? EIGHT RARAVA'S!?" They exclaimed. 01:24:27

> The lounge singer looked at the monkeys "You little hairy bastards think this is amusing we take it?" The smiling one was chewing on the frowing one's ear, the frowning one stared "This is some bullshit" the feral wriggler shrieked in anger, the crying and shrieking wriggler calmed down when the lounge singer whispered to them, pointing at the bracelet all of them wore. The quiet one held his hands over his ears and rocked back and forth. The rage filled one was still trying to murder the monkey. 01:24:52

> The lounge singer looked over, the other versions stopped what they were doing to wave at him. "Hi darling!" They all said in unison. 01:26:17

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there are indeed 8 versions and they all have different focal points of his internal issues)) 01:30:22

> "MEEEEH!?" They look on is shock as they all looked over. "Don't do that, it's trippy! J-Just bag the little troll guy and the wand, maybe a monkey for torture!" they fear what may come of things if they were split 01:30:35

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> They all nod, moving to gang up on the monkeys. The wrigglers wiggling down to snatch the wand and tug viciously on their tails hard enough to near rip them off. The rage one grabbed the monkey by the throat and captchalouged him. LW was in original Rarava's grip. The others filed silently in behind him as he stood up. "These...other me's...theres a lot to unpack and things that I worry about constantly and how unbalanced and out of focus I feel, I'm a fucking wreck..." he kicked the door open. 01:35:10

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> there was a ninth version of himself that slowly followed, this one seemed to be in constant, agonizing pain, but he was whispering every worry, fear, concern and anxiety no matter how small or irrational thatthe original Rarava had. 01:37:45

> they watch in amazement as the fight goes on. “I uh… think we deserve some time off. Yeah.” When the door opens, a newer RV stands before the group, window down to show the driver of the previous RV… wow, he looks drained of everything and weakened. The driver weakly saluted as the door opened. Tobira was still in shock about all this and looking over each Rarava. 01:40:42

(( okay response time 01:41:43

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MD: /// høw ɨs thɇy fɨght?? 01:41:50

CM: 『 Uh… it’s good now? 』 01:42:27

MC: I guEss 01:42:40

MD: /// gøød? dønɇ? ɨ nɇɇd a status 01:43:30

((Dont rush mee 01:43:53

MD: /// sørry, a status øn thɇ nɇw trøll 01:44:06

(( lol cope 01:44:17

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(bet :V 01:46:03

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> The original got in, then the lounge singer, the happy one was dressed in a subjugglator uniform reserved for the Grand Highblood's extended family. The frowning one was dressed the same. The feral wriggler was dressed in tattered, dirty, blood soaked clothing. The pouty wriggler was dressed in clothing similar to smile and frown. The quiet one was naked save for his long hair covering him. The rage filled one was wearing a ripped black gown, the pained one was also naked but there was barbed wire wrapped around his throat, arms, legs and torso, cutting into the flesh. 01:46:42

> the only thing they all had in common was a dark purple bracelet that adorned each their wrists 01:47:17

> as well as their face paint, some ruined, some not 01:47:52

MC: LW Is sAfE 01:48:16

[color=black]>As the langur's throat is slit, the Baboon takes a desperate gamble. It scans the pile of bewildered Rarava-shards, quickly leaping behind the wounded shard. The sickle phases through the ribs, gripped tightly. With desperation, it warns, "[color=grey]Give me the answer now, or your weakshard gets it." 01:48:59

> How rude! Walking away from someone in the middle of a non conversation! You obviously follow after, hands in pockets like you aren't on guard "Why wait here if you won't answer?" You an be an annoying little shit when you want to be. 01:49:48

> The weakest of the split versions, the one covered in barbed wire, roars in agony, head thrown back. This makes Rarava grip his own chest in excruciating pain. "FFFFFUCK!!". 01:51:54

>"Not you!" Herund, who had been crawling, abruptly crushes the baboon's head with his sharp teeth. 01:54:18

((how small is this baboon? XD 01:54:53

> He takes the chance to kick the baboon out of the RV, the breaking of his thorax basket a non concern. Pain like a lance through his chest he and the other hims collapse against the seats. 01:56:35

> they looked back to see Herund. “Huh? Did someone threaten us?” They asked, looking about then under their foot. 01:56:38

[color=black]>Langur and baboon are eliminated. The once eager talapoin, seeing its leader gone, tactically retreats, flapping away. 01:58:07

> "Fucking monkey stabbed me through the thorax...broke my fucking basket was already broke...I wanna go hive....m so fucking tired...we all are..." 01:58:35

((lol, one hand and no shins. Runs away only after leader dies 01:59:25

>The limp-armed Herund squirms over to the most-whole shard. "You came for me!! i-i words?" 02:00:35

> He was still holding LW "Get some rest lil buddy..." 02:01:29

>"Wait wait, what's the egg??" 02:02:58

> "This is the last courier mission I take on my own time unless there's fucking money involved. Egg? Shhhhh....go to sleep" his eyes glowed purple 02:03:35

> OKAY! As cute as this whole 'I'm a toughie and like poking bear' shtick is, it only really gets on your nerves. Without realizing it, your anger had bubbled to the surface for a mere moment; just for a brief flash, an intrepid glimpse into drowsy pan's current state of being had cracked. Your irritation seeping through the slightly porous barrier like a magam-esque ooze. You felt the heat of your agitation build a bit, your body simply moving on its own when you quickly tossed your scythe into your left hand. Your right arm had become a nothing short of a blur. The black blur came to a stop, a harsh breeze emitted from the reigned in strike. Your gloved backfist gently pressed against their cheek with you slightly turned back to glare at them from behind your silent mask. You are [i]not[/i] in a proper headspace for games. 02:03:57

> they groan as they closed the RV door. "Alright, driver-san. Take us home." they look to the others. "All of you." they take out the hoodoo fused stew. "Eat the hoodoo stew if your hungry or hurt. It's refreshing and a nice curative." they set it down. Ooo, still hot! They take out the bowls before moving to sit against the wall of the RV, recoiling in pain when their left shoulder touches the wall. "Ow, fuck." 02:04:07

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> The feral little motherfucker sniffs the air then everyone starts fighting over the stew 02:04:56

> But the moment the lounge singer sees their mate is wounded, he huffs like a dog to get the others attention, they all try to feed him at once 02:05:59

feed it to him at once*)) 02:06:53

((they all trying to feed Tobi now? 02:07:55

(( ignorance is bliss, she has NO IDEA 02:10:04

> Singer: "You alright darling?" Smile: "You need to eat this more than we do" Frown: "We'll be ok" Shrieky: "HONK HONK!" (EAT FOOD!) crybaby: "hooonk?" (OH NO ARE YOU BLEEDING?!) Quiet: "you...should eat this first...we'll be ok..." Rage: "Eat the motherfucking stew!" Pain: "Please eat it, we'll be fine, honestly, its not like we haven't had all our bones broken before" 02:10:26

((yes 02:10:58

> The plot thiccccckens, you should probably be more rational about this but once again, every last cell in your pan is deep fried right now. You do make note of this, if you even remember it later. "Careful there." You step back from the fist "Got a name? Every good vigilante or villain has a name. I can even give you something to write it out on if you really don't want to talk" You are determined to leave with at least one bit of information on this stranger. 02:12:33

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> "N-No, enough worrying about me. Treat yourself...sss? I can make more!" they say as they give thumbs up.... give a thumbs up... huh, weird, your left arm is limp and wont give a thumbs up. "L-Look, just eat. I can call the doc in and he'll sort me out. If there's left overs i'll have some." the RV starts moving. To college! 02:15:51

>Herund wakes up in the RV looking around at all the shards in awe. 02:16:13

>"Is this the circus? 02:16:24

> You had no idea they were this reckless. You have half a mind to just pull the mask off and let them see your freshly patched up face, but that's bad for business. You step away from them, now facing them completely. You take a step or two further, extending out your scythe, grinding it through the brickwork, causing a terrible scrapping sound to catch just about everyone's attention. All eyes are on the pair. You finish, a fine line being carved in the ground. You stand there on one side as they are clearly across from you on the other. This should be clear enough. 02:18:43

> they nod in unison before Rage shoves the others aside and stuffa at least a spoonful into their mate's mouth before they all start arguing while eating the stew. Though smile, frown and the crying wriggler are more concerned about looking out the window forlornly as the shrieking one and the quiet one curl up next to tobira's leg. 02:20:45

> The original smiles "it IS full of clowns" 02:21:16

MD: /// COME IN, ɨ REPEAT, COME IN, WHAT IS THE SITUATION MAOOOO!? 02:21:54

> That's damage to public property, some hero this is. "You sure do like doing that" You look down at the line, watching it blur in and out of focus at the edges, then you look back to the masked man "Not even a name? Guess you don't have one yet. You're new to the block" Poking a sleeping bear is not in your list of usual hobbies or skills, you're just being a grade A dumbass tonight. It's hard being careful all the time and curiosity has a way of getting the better of you. 02:22:09

((This clown shit is wild 02:22:52

MC: DoIng DEcEnT 02:23:09

MD: /// ɨs thɇ fɨght øvɇr? what happɇnɇd? 02:23:39

> "Hurk!?" they swallow the forced food with a groan. "Oi, LW! Get some stew too. It's good shit!" they yell over the commotion as they try to pick up the two at their leg to hold and cuddle. Atleast their arm works now..... hurts like satan's massage parlor. 02:24:09

MD: /// and mørɇ ɨmpørtantly, dɨd sømɇønɇ dɨɇ? 02:25:00

>Herund moves around some grass clipping and leaves with his mouth until he's made a LeafPad computer. 02:25:04

> Rage was satisfied as the lounge singer fed LW like he was a wriggler. Quiet and the feral child purr and cuddle back 02:25:35

MC: Two of THE monkEys DIED 02:25:54

LW: i is alive ~~:) 02:25:56

MC: Don'T know wHo sEnT THEm 02:26:10

MD: /// but yøu arɇ all safɇ? ɇvɇn thɇ rustbløød? 02:26:22

LW: u guys are the bestest for finding me ~~:) 02:26:34

MC: THEy wErE HIrED by somEonE To sTEAl THE Egg. YEs THE lIl moTHErfuckEr Is sAfE now 02:26:55

MD: /// c-carɇful, rɇmɇbɇr publɨc channɇl! 02:27:20

CM: 『 Man, these grub raras are cute 』 02:27:31

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MC: THE EmpIrE AlrEADy knows 02:27:35

LW: what is the egg?? ~~:) 02:27:39

MD: /// øh 02:27:44

LW: can i eat it?? ~~:) 02:27:47

MC: No! 02:27:53

CM: 『 No 』 02:27:54

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