Monday 21 August 2023

SZ: Sur⇶, whᗩt⇶v⇶r y✪u sᗩy. 02:51:05

SZ: But y✪u'r⇶ c⇶rtᗩinly right ᗩb✪ut th⇶s⇶ guys spᗩwning ✪ut ✪f n✪ wh⇶r⇶! 02:51:35

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MC: DoEsn’T mATTEr wHErE THEy cAmE from 02:54:56

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You add that it was sort of like one of those 2D brawler games. Only a little too visceral... 02:55:00

MC: MEAT Is mEAT 02:55:07

MC: Don'T wAsTE IT. EAT IT 02:55:30

MC: SHoulDn'T THE scHool bE HAnDlIng THE clEAn up? 02:56:14

MC: AnD wHErE ArE THE oTHErs HElpIng? 02:56:32

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You have no idea! 02:56:43

SZ: D✪⇶sn't I cᗩn't v✪lunt⇶⇶r! 02:56:55

MC: IT DoEsn'T mAkE sEnsE AnyonE woulD sEnD A lonE TEAl blooD sTuDEnT To Do sHIT lIkE THIs 02:57:04

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Surely someone else has this handled... right? 02:57:25

MC: I Took cArE of EvEryTHIng THAT wAs kIllED by clowns 02:57:49

SZ: Wh✪ sᗩid I wᗩs ᗩl✪n⇶? 02:58:01

MC: BuT mEAT IS mEAT, so I mAy go collEcT morE boDIEs 02:58:14

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SZ: Still I f⇶⇶l lik⇶ I mᗩd⇶ ᗩ mistᗩk⇶ ✪ff⇶ring my ᗩssistᗩnc⇶, wᗩy w✪rs⇶ thᗩn I th✪ught it wᗩs g✪ing t✪ b⇶. 02:58:40

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You add that it was already pretty bad when you tried to get a good look at the place. 02:59:27

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You can't even begin to wonder just how bad it got. 02:59:33

MC: THATs noTHIng compArED To THE InTErrorgATIon cHAmbEr blocks In THE pAlAcE 02:59:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You distinctly recall seeing someone's entrails dangling from the stairwell ^^; 02:59:45

MC: Yummy 02:59:51

SZ: ⇶ugh, yuck. 03:00:04

SZ: H✪p⇶fully th⇶ sᗩnitᗩti✪n cr⇶w g⇶ts ✪v⇶r th⇶r⇶ s✪✪n⇶r ✪r lᗩt⇶r! 03:00:23

MC: yA'll goT somE wEAk Ass nuTrITIon sAcks 03:00:31

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > To be fair, MC probably has had their whole life to prepare for this sort of thing. 03:01:03

MC: Clowns DIET consIsT of 98% oTHEr Trolls 03:01:29

MC: For mE ITs 100% 03:01:47

MC: EvEn If UnclE mADE mE Try nEw THIngs growIng up slowEr THAn HE DID 03:02:17

MC: I'D rATHEr noT wAsTE Any mEAT 03:02:43

SZ: I think I'll k⇶⇶p it ᗩ firm 1% ᗩt th⇶ v⇶ry m✪st in my cᗩs⇶. 03:02:54

MC: Don'T bury IT, Don'T gET rID of IT, sEnD IT To A clurcH In THE ArEA 03:03:24

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You have to confess that you're not really sure what your diet is ^^;[/color] 03:03:28

MC: You Don'T EAT fooD? 03:03:40

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You wouldn't [i]really[/i] know if any troll meat was slipped into your food.[/color] 03:03:53

MC: Troll mEAT Is THE fuckIn bEsT 03:04:18

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You've always assumed a lot fast food comes from wrigglers who fail the trials.[/color] 03:04:31

MC: WHAT? 03:04:40

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Or so the rumors go. No one really knows![/color] 03:04:41

MC: THATs noT TruE 03:04:47

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Thank god.[/color] 03:04:53

MC: Plus ITs grubs noT wrIgglErs 03:05:01

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MC: THEy pAssED TrIAls AnD pupATED If THEIr AT THE wrIgglEr sTAgE 03:05:28

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Oh. It looks like you're at a health 15%[/color] 03:05:35

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SZ: W⇶ll, whᗩt⇶v⇶r th⇶ cᗩs⇶, I'd rᗩth⇶r r⇶frᗩin fr✪m trying ᗩnything in thᗩy g⇶n⇶rᗩl ᗩr⇶ᗩ. 03:05:59

MC: Grubs wHo fAIl THE TrIAls Do HET TurnED InTo conDImEnTs 03:06:23

MC: GET* 03:06:28

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Aaah)) 03:07:31

MC: BuT THATs AbouT IT. THE oTHEr grub sTuff Is A bug spEcIEs noT pArT of our own 03:07:44

MC: BluH 03:07:46

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Huh. Good to know![/color] 03:08:10

MC: yEA 03:08:21

MC: I cAn'T wAIT for TArgET prAcTIcE 03:08:40

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Target practice? [/color] 03:08:55

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You request clarification. [/color] 03:09:06

MC: yEA, mE n UB n probAbly my mATE n UD If THEy wAnnA comE wITH 03:09:39

MC: GunnA lInE up somE o THosE Trolls I kEEp TIED up In An UNDISCLOSED LOCATION for TArgET prAcTIcE AnD somE murDEr bAll 03:10:27

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Oh! That. You think you remember hearing about this earlier. [/color] 03:10:32

MC: yEA, cAn you kEEp quIET AbouT somETHIng? 03:10:56

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > It sounds fun![/color] 03:11:00

MC: WIll bE! 03:11:11

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Sure! You're not sure if a public memo is the place for secrets, but go ahead.[/color] 03:11:14

MC: LEmmE Troll you. 03:11:52

> **MC has begun trolling IC!** 03:12:19

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Awwww man. Here ║ was th;nk;ng ║'d get my grubby l;ttle m;tts on secrets. 03:12:50

[color=#006B6C] > [/color] [color=black]Accepted![/color] 03:13:11

SZ: I d✪n't kn✪w if y✪u'd wᗩnt ᗩny ✪f th⇶ir s⇶cr⇶ts.. 03:14:00

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Oh. You greet this troll who was lurking in the shadows...? [/color] 03:14:01

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: ║'ll take any ║ can get. ║'m not p;cky. 03:14:21

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: ║ k;nda just left my dev;ce on and forgot about ;t lol 03:14:39

MC: [ I goT plAns AnD THE rEAlIzATIon THAT I'm pAlE As DEATH for UB, DonE rIsEn up In my cHEsT soon As wE rEunITED, HE my unclE, broTHEr o my long DEAD moTHEr AnD HE rAIsED mE, Took A mE, HE THE moTHErfuckIng bEsT, pAlE As moobEAsT mIlk, gunnA TEll HIm so AT TArgET prAcTIcE PRIVATE MESSAGE] 03:15:01

MC: Took cArE A mE*)) 03:15:26

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Mov;ng everyth;ng through w;ndows really takes the w;nd out of you, y'know? 03:15:34

MC: Hm 03:15:55

MC: WHo you Is? 03:16:04

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: ║ had to wheel out a one of those portable serv;ce elevators. ║ always wanted an excuse to use that th;ng. 03:16:18

SZ: Why d✪ it thᗩt wᗩy? 03:17:14

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u] > [@MC] Oh. You're not really sure why MC is telling you this, but you hope it goes well for them! [/color] 03:17:16

MC: A mobIlE suspEnsIon moTor powErED TrAnsporT block? 03:17:16

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Sounds like a big deal! [/color] 03:17:23

(( whoops meant to do the [@mc] part 03:17:31

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: On account of all the ;nf;ght;ng. ║ was plann;ng on sett;ng up shop early but ║ must have slept ;n. Ah well. Late featherbeast st;ll gets the worm ;f there's no one else on duty. 03:18:18

MC: [@IC] I'm borED AnD TIrED AnD you THE only Troll I know THATs HErE rIgHT now, slso THAnks! 03:18:26

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: And yeah. Pretty much. 03:18:50

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: The damned th;ng jams pretty often though. 03:19:00

MC: DAmn 03:19:09

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Heard someone once got sent 20 feet ;nto the a;r because the p;stons just went all out. 03:19:25

MC: SounDs HIlArIous 03:19:39

SZ: Sh⇶⇶sh. 03:19:53

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: R;ght? The;r femur was ;n a b;ll;on l;ttle b;ts. ║ hear they had to vacuum what was left of them. 03:20:10

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Forgot to ment;on they were do;ng a job on some h;gh r;ses. Poor guy. 03:20:33

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: [@MC] > Uh. Fair enough, you guess! [/color] 03:21:30

SZ: W⇶ll thᗩt w✪uld ⇶xplᗩin th⇶ billi✪ns ✪f pi⇶c⇶s ᗩ l✪t b⇶tt⇶r. 03:23:58

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Anyways, once ║ get the sleep out of my system, ║'ll be down to sort out that hallway s;tch ;n no t;me. 03:24:26

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: ║ mean. ║t was really more l;ke... E;ght? Ten? Someth;ng l;ke that. The number gets b;gger every t;me someone tells the story. 03:24:48

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: You'd have to get a troll ;nto a garbage compacter to see numbers l;ke those. 03:25:17

SZ: T⇶ll th⇶ st✪ry f✪r whᗩt? Th⇶ b✪z✪s ᗩttᗩcking? 03:25:21

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Nah, the h;gh r;se story. 03:25:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Usually ;t goes around as a ghost story to scare off new recru;ts from us;ng the portable elevator th;ngs. 03:26:13

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: For the l;fe of me ║ can never remember what they're actually called. Has some s;lly acronym attached. 03:26:44

SZ: W⇶ll it's d⇶finit⇶ly g✪t m⇶ t✪ n⇶v⇶r c✪nsid⇶r it. 03:27:17

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Ah, don't be such a wr;ggler. 03:28:13

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Freak acc;dents l;ke that only happen when someone else wants them to. 03:28:30

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: No enem;es, no problems. 03:28:39

SZ: P⇶rhᗩps? 03:30:13

SZ: I cᗩn't think ✪f ᗩny, but I d✪n't think thᗩt'll st✪p s✪m⇶ rᗩnd✪m ph⇶n✪m⇶n✪n. 03:30:55

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[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You don't think you have any enemies...? Or at least you hope you don't! ^^;[/color] 03:31:14

MC: JusT frEE fooD offErIng ITsElf up 03:31:55

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Then you'll be f;ne. ║ swear ;t. 03:31:57

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Those l;fts have a max capac;ty of 03:32:05

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: G;ve me a sec 03:32:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: 3000 Pounds. ║ could've sworn ;t was 2500. Cool. 03:32:38

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SZ: I'll just plᗩy it sᗩf⇶ ᗩnd try t✪ ᗩv✪id g✪ing ✪n ✪n⇶ f✪r th⇶ m✪st pᗩrt. 03:38:51

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MC: GooD mornIng moTHErfuckErs I Am goIng To slEEp 03:39:56

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You wish MC goodlight! [/color] 03:40:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Su;t yourself 03:40:27

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SZ: M✪rning! 03:43:25

SZ: Y⇶ᗩh, it just isn't my s✪rt ✪f thing. 03:43:43

SZ: H⇶ights I m⇶ᗩn! 03:43:59

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Really? ║ never understood that. 03:48:14

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: There's noth;ng scary about stand;ng anywhere h;gh up. 03:48:27

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: ║t's just the same stuff ;n a d;fferent place. 03:48:37

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SZ: I d✪n't kn✪w, th⇶ p✪ssibility ✪f fᗩlling ✪ff ✪f ᗩnything up high just n⇶v⇶r s⇶⇶m⇶d thᗩt ᗩpp⇶ᗩling. 03:53:49

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Ah, l;ve a l;ttle. Jump off of h;gh places. Do cr;mes. 03:55:33

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SZ: Thᗩt c⇶rtᗩinly w✪uldn't g✪ ✪v⇶r w⇶ll f✪r my h⇶ᗩlth. 03:58:47

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: You could do a h;gh d;ve ;nto water. That m;ght help w;th your fears. 04:04:05

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SZ: ⇶hhh... I d✪n't kn✪w. 04:05:45

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: Th;nk about ;t. 04:07:22

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: ║n the meant;me, ║'m go;ng to ret;re back to my recuperacoon. 04:07:42

[url=https://imgur.com/a/n4TmJYQ][color=#4E700C][u]CC[/u][/color][/url]: The sun ;s start;ng to peek out from the hor;zon, star;ng daggers. 04:07:58

SZ: Y⇶ᗩh, I'v⇶ g✪t ᗩ f⇶w pᗩp⇶rs t✪ g⇶t bᗩck t✪ ᗩnyh✪w! 04:08:46

[color=black]-- [/color]curiositysConsequence [color=black][[/color]IC[color=black]] is now idle --[/color] 04:09:49

(( heading out for the night o7 04:09:54

(NIGHTIO :V 04:11:33

[color=#626262]~~[/color] sprightlyZeal[SZ] [color=#626262]is now an idle troll ~~[/color] 04:12:15

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(shigeki rest *sn00zes* 04:18:29

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((AAAAAAA 05:19:12

(( YEEEE 05:19:30

((the cookies are baking 05:19:32

(( nice, however, i already ate them >:) 05:21:28

((NOOOOOOO 05:21:46

(( they were delicious >:) 05:22:29

((what flavour were they 05:22:44

MD: /// chøclatɇ ch- waɨt nø ɨ gøt føød pøɨsønɨng frøm that... WHY WERE THEY POISONED 05:24:21

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((should i play cj or aa 05:25:25

(yes :9 05:27:31

((how dare you 05:27:40

((you get AA 05:27:44

> aphroditesAsthete [AA] is no longer an idle troll! 05:28:02

AA: ♡ holy shit oops ♡ 05:28:07

AA: ♡ i totallly got super distracted ♡ 05:28:26

(because we're super heroes :V 05:28:40

AA: ♡ is anyone still awake? ♡ 05:28:47

(( HORK SNUUUU 05:31:50

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