Wednesday 23 August 2023

CM: 『 Not sure, guess follow the noises of chaos? 』 02:10:21

MC: LIkE THE fuckIng ExplosIons! 02:10:42

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LW: the what?? ~~:) 02:24:23

LW: i don't see any plosions for leagues ~~:) 02:24:47

LW: u see the yupho?? ~~:) 02:25:12

> Time to look up... huh 02:25:55

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CM: 『 I see space craft that tossed drones at us 』 02:26:19

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> "That's the H.D.G Reluctance....what the fuck is it doing here?!" He looked up in shock. 02:29:07

> They look to their mate. "What? Dont they send that out for higher end shit?" they look to the ship. "... now of all nights." 02:31:17

> "This shit is fucked, absolutely fucked, they do only send it out for higher level shit, fuck we're fucked, we need to get the fuck out of here!" 02:32:22

> "Damn straight!" they say. The sounds of vehicles comes to earshot. In the distance, a whole squad of weaponized land vehicles arrived! Older military models repainted and updated. Tobira's too freaked to notice yet tho, rip. 02:37:25

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> He grunted, shifting forms, kitty popping up on his back as he changed into a massive shadowy purple wolf with twin tails. He quickly grabbed Tobira by the shirt and tossed him onto his back, running to leap into a more secluded area. Once out of sight he let them down and put kitty back in his hair as he changed back. "Fuck" 02:41:29

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MD: /// "WHAT JUST HAPPENED" 02:46:16

LW: MC said there was an explosion, but i didn't see nothing ~~:) 02:47:49

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > You're starting to get worried that this is becoming normal.[/color] 02:47:54

((Not if I have anything to say about that!)) 02:48:29

> They look about confused as they were taken to the bushes. "W-What the!?" Absolutely blind sighted! The cars in the distance now turn attention to the flying ship and firing with all heavy ballistic and plamsa based artilary. Allies! Perhaps a distraction? 02:48:33

> "IM AWAKE, IM AWAKE!" she rubs the sleep out of her sight orbs 02:50:32

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> turns out, she was napping 02:51:53

> He looked around, leaning against a wall. "Theres cars out there" 02:52:24

> they look over. "They're shooting up at the ship? Think they're with us? I did send an SOS out." 02:53:20

> "why?! i thought there was not shit for SWEEPS out here???" 02:53:37

> "They're gunna get wiped out..." he frowned and ran his not broken arm's hand through his own hair. 02:54:07

> "We fought three fucking imperial drones and you almost died, I protected the rv and got you out in time though" 02:55:10

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> "OH FUCK OH SHIT WHAT DO WE DO, FIGHT? 02:57:47

> Six cars, armed and surprisingly effective in their aim and weaponry as they shot at the craft up there! "Fight against cars? You must be mental, Cat-Chan." 02:59:29

> "We been fightin while you was sleep. Theres no way in fuck we're gunna make a fucking fight against that ship, I been on that ship once, when Grandfather had to parlay with the captian after capturing it. It's a fucking beast of a vessel...but...why does the Empire have it back?" He frowned as he looked up at it. 03:00:11

> "We need to leave while the cars distract it!" 03:01:06

> They nod. "Were the hell is LW even?" 03:01:57

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> "well how, our RV is gone! do we make a run for it?" 03:02:49

> He looked around, sniffing around "Somewhere, that way!" He led them away quickly. "Lets go!" 03:03:42

> "running!" she quickly caught up to him, albeit on all fours "hey wait, i can keep up now? uh, ill figure it out later!" 03:05:20

> they follow after them. "Tactical retreat!" 03:08:19

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> "but where do we go!? we need to get out of the sun before it hits us!" 03:09:46

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> "it ain't sunrise yet but it will be soon! Over there!" He led them to an abandoned warehouse a distance away. 03:13:13

> "running runNING RUNNINGGG" 03:14:02

> They jump and slash at the air with a bare hand, zooming off and flying into the warehouse with a tumble and pained grunt! back on goes the glove 03:15:45

> He picked her up and ran inside, grumbling to himself. "The sun will be up soon. We're stuck here for now" 03:16:56

> she jumps and makes a dive, tumbling into the warehouse 03:16:57

(( whoops 03:17:08

> "shit! for how long?" 03:19:04

> Tobira moves to stand up and stretched before taking out some stupp to make a little camp out area 03:19:44

> "Sun will be up in less than a few fucking seconds thats why they sent the pure metal ones!" 03:19:56

> "but why are they after us? we didnt do anything while i was napping right?" 03:20:59

> "No clue, but who knows." they say as they set up a large tent. Secrets 03:22:45

> He was mentally freaking the fuck out. "Theres multiple reasons these motherfuckers are after us, and I'm the only one in costume" he heaved for breath as his injuries caught up to him. He collapsed next to one of said tents. 03:23:33

> "so... are we wearing costumes now?" she sits next to MC, shooting CM dirty looks for lying 03:26:43

> "This is so fucking fucked up...." stress was already eating him alive, what was supposed to be a simple courie mission turned into a clusterfuck "You think I was gunna fight imperial drones as myself? I'd get be risking countless clown lives exposing myself like that...I'm a super villian, as is the nature of a true clown" 03:29:23

courier*)) 03:30:05

>They look to Rarava then in confusion before looking to Kon- oh... that look. They swiftly go into the tent the set up and start setting up roll up beds for everyone. "If we're wearing costumes... I might have something." 03:30:35

> "NO WAY, really?! a super villan?" 03:30:57

> "Super villain, yakuza boss, just your normal everynight couple." they chuckled as they get out of the tent to set up a cooking station. 03:32:25

> "Yes, I am a super villian. If you tell anyone I will eat your bloodline. I'm known as Death's Masquerade" 03:34:54

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> "I have robbed at least a few boon buck holding facilities in the past, blown up a couple buildings, murdered some hostages, heists, nothing majorly important at the moment" 03:38:18

> "well damn, i dont have as big of a name as you do, and im still working out how i want my look to be, but hey im a small game villain! mostly contract killing and the sort if it makes you feel any better" 03:39:11

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> "I'm not a full on costumed villain, but i got a nickname. Pather, Panther-kin of the Dragons. Something like that..." they look to the others. "Who's hungry?" 03:39:33

> "oh my, im starving, ill get some" 03:40:22

> "I only took on my name because I was depressed but I'm gunna think of something more fitting, considering my spirit style is the way of the wolf" he perked up "feed me" 03:40:55

> "question is, since im going for the cat motif now, do i run with that in villany?" 03:42:02

> time to get a fire and a stew pot all set! They begin to fill the pot with some water and some cooked blood broth before moving to chop up some ingredients. "Up to you, that's your choice... I do have a panther pelt you can use if you want to." 03:44:25

> Sounds like some excrement has hit the breeze blender. 03:45:03

> "ill consider it, thanks!" 03:45:16

> It always does :V 03:45:33

> "It would fit" he nodded, struggling to sit up as he leaned forward. "Fuck my everything hurts. I can heal others but I can't heal myself...fuck my genetics" 03:46:04

> "Think you can infuse healing voodoos into food, or nah?" steak cubes, into the stew cauldron 03:47:17

> "well... when you have it next, ill take it. also... voodoo in food?" 03:48:18

> "Yeah, you know. Goofy Medicinal Stew!" Carrots, into the stew with potato and leek! 03:49:33

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> "alright, but it better not make me sick" 03:52:05

> "hoodoo is the healing voodoos, m fucking starving. Gimme a sec, I was taught how to do this in the field" he reached out a hand and glowed a stardust tinged light purple. He infused it into the food but soon ran out of energy, though most of 9dklumljmkl 03:52:49

> it was barely laced "ya'll eat the glowy ones" 03:53:36

> "alright!" 03:54:10

> "I don't know if I absorbed enough of those missles hits. You might be injured" he closed his eyes.. 03:55:18

> "Gotcha love." Now to add some spices and start stirring the pot! Let's see how glowy this thing gets with the love of a grand chef! 03:55:29

> He purred at his mate, opening an eye to watch him cook. Regardless of everything he would never tire of watching him cook. 03:56:51

> "here, before we go into battle, ill change into the costume i have been working on, let me know when foods ready!" she walks into one of the tents, zipping it closed behind her 03:58:59

> "we are fighting, right?" 04:00:57

> "not until we won't die in the daylight we ain't " 04:02:51

> "great! i never wanted to go blind anyway" 04:03:47

> "Alrighty then!" their stirring speeds up as the stew thickens before they swiftly pour the stew into bowls. "Yosh~! Stew's on!" the soup has a bit of a sparkle to it! 04:03:47

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> He purred and took a bowl "You're a motherfucking miraculous cook my panther~" 04:04:46

> she gets out of the tent, now in WAY TOO vibrant and colorful of an outfit "oh! let me get some in a bowl!" 04:06:45

> The stew is nearly a gravy with it's density. "Nyoho~! You're too much~!" they giggled as they lay claim to a bowl to eat. They look to the costumed troll, offering them a bowl of stew. "Colorful!" 04:07:51

> she grabs the bowl, digging in "well at first i was going for a "all bloods are equal!" sort of vibe, but now i just use it as an excuse to wear higher blood colors" 04:10:02

> they nod. "That's a valid excuse. Don't know if I'll do a costume for the fight." 04:11:43

> "All bloods ain't equal, whoever told you that needs to get school-fed about fashion because it don't work, I'll take you to my lair sometime, show you how to make it pop without making my ocular stalks hurt" he began to eat, moving to kiss Tobira's cheek. 04:12:05

> "yeah i know it fell out of style, ill change it soon" she looks down into her bowl as she eats "fuck is this good" 04:14:02

> They giggled at the cheek kiss. "Didn't know you have a secret lair. What, is it a cave, bunker? And thanks, I do my best to cook the best! Nyoho~!" 04:14:45

> "In the forest, underground collection of tunnels leading to several large den like blocks. And you did excellent" 04:16:36

> the purr with the praise. "Sounds like a good hideout!" 04:17:55

> "WOW, what i would give for something like that... sounds amazing!" 04:18:41

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> "then again you are very well off, so it is not much of a Suprise" 04:21:59

> "I got a few of them, but they're practically just safe hives." 04:24:06

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> "still, sounds like a dream come true, but im always on the move so i could never, maybe this college will be a nice change of pace" 04:26:30

> "I dug it myself, got real caught up in my emotions long while back, needed a place I could go to focus on villian stuff and clear my thinkpan" 04:27:20

> "With a shovel or hands?" 04:29:24

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> "With my hands, the claws on my hands and in my larger more beast form" 04:37:06

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> "beast form... sounds so cool! im sure its genetic though. and a whole hive from you hands, sick" 04:39:10

> “Huh, interesting.” Voodoo’s are weird, you wonder if you can do that later down the line. 04:39:25

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> "what is beast form anyway?" 04:46:58

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(NAAAAOOOOOOOO 04:48:42

(Damn it 04:48:49

(( what happened? 04:49:47

(:v refreshed by accident while scrolling 04:50:37

(( oof 04:50:59

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MD: /// hɇy yøu all, høw arɇ my favørɨtɇ frɇaks ønlɨnɇ? 05:02:27

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> stew monch 05:03:36

(( the clown left nooooo 05:04:05

LW: i found a capturelens, here a snap of the yupho ~~:) 05:04:21

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LW sends "yupho-pic.png" to memo 05:04:58

> huh… looks familiar 05:05:49

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> "i cant put my finger on it but yeah... same" 05:06:44

CM: 『 I think that’s the one we saw 』 05:07:02

CM: 『 That spat borg drones at us 』 05:07:36

MD: /// ɨ wøndɇr høw ɨt wøuld løøk ɨn pɨɇcɇs? 05:08:36

LW: ohno ~~:( 05:09:18

LW: are u finest?? ~~:( 05:09:35

MD: /// had tø takɇ shɇltɇr frøm thɇ sun but wɇ arɇ gøød 05:10:12

CM: 『 Yeah, broken bones but still good 』 05:10:20

CM: 『 Having a stew 』 05:10:38

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CM: 『 Maybe we’ll have a sleep too, got comfy bedrolls all set 』 05:13:38

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MD: /// surɇ, søunds gøød! 05:19:47

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