Saturday 26 August 2023

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Sunday 27 August 2023

> Fukros is secured down to the dry resting platform and covered by a tarp. Promet is whirring a red twizzler drillbit over his think pan in preparation. A blinking psionic mark appears over the rustblood's head, paralyzing him. 00:00:10

> "This will only hurt a lot." 00:00:18

> "BITCH" she kicks out the vent, throwing a smoke bomb diwn under GN, blinding him for the moment 00:03:03

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> "hes MINE, KEEP YOUR NUBS OFF HIM" she slashes at the restraints, freeing him and picking him up 00:08:14

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> A startled Promet loses control of the drillbot and it goes flying into the air, "FUCK!" 00:10:01

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> "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT, GOOD WIPE SIR" she throws two more, clogging up the entire room, making a mad dash for the door 00:12:45

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((Ok, I guess you're leaving the room)) 00:14:35

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[color=pink]Testing[/color] [color=blue]Test)) 00:15:46

(( well if i can, im blind as fuck as well 00:15:52

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((:0 00:17:05

> ...but not before hitting the wall 00:19:18

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> "SHIT WHERES THE DOOR" 00:21:18

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> "Heebie-Jeeves, seize her!" The heavy lab door slams open. If Konaya were to look, she would see nothing arrive; Heebie-Jeeves is already behind her. 00:29:14

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> "SHIT I HEAR THEM" she runs directly to where she hears Promet, running to tackle 00:30:57

> Is asleep, a deep, dreamless sleep. A void of faded nothingness encapsulated by a sea of absolute emptiness 00:34:13

(( so should i roll to tackle? 00:40:43

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> "AAAAHHHH" she tackles him, with them now in a weird dog pile together. as they go down, konaya pulls up her watch 00:44:09

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MK: >///< BLUE IS DISECTING RUST, NEED HELP ASAP 00:47:24

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(:v damn... so anyways I let the blue eat the red uwu 00:50:19

> "Get off me, I will not hurt you." 00:50:36

> "but you will hurt him, so stop it now!" 00:51:04

> "you literally just said it would hurt a lot!" 00:53:12

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> He woke up almost instantly 00:54:09

MC: WHAT?! 00:54:16

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MK: >///< HURRY, BEAR HERE 00:55:08

MK: >///< SOS 00:55:14

MK: >///< SOS!!! 00:55:17

> He stood up, looking down at the grubs he tucked them into the nest and a harlequin crawled out of his hair, sitting in front of the nest with its arms crossed. He nodded at it and it nodded back. He then turned and headed to the indigo's hive, kicking the door open and charging inside, led completely by his sense of smell and hearing. 00:57:26

> yeah, you’re busy rn. Thankfully a dragon’s nearby 00:58:24

> Down on all fours the blind canine sniffed until he located the commotion. Running on fumes as he was, this was about the last of the energy he had left, as he leaped on the bear lusus to wrestle it away from MK. 01:00:49

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(PK Fire his ass wooooo 01:04:43

> 01:05:42

> "Why were you drilling into his pan anyway?!" 01:06:07

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> "I was performing essential research before you interrupted. Research he permitted me to conduct." 01:07:15

> "find someone less cute next time fuckface!" she kicks him off 01:08:51

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> He bit into the Lusus, but the strain of everything over the past few wipes had taken its toll on his body...leaving him vulnerable to attack 01:10:42

> Heebie-Jeeves uses the paws to wrangle Rarava from approaching the Laboratory stairwell. He is detained with a firm hold into a chair. It would be comforting if it weren't so forceful. 01:10:46

> "we are leaving! find someone else, anyone else!" she runs back out the room as the smoke clears 01:12:36

> "I will not allow you to interrupt my work!" A blinking mark appears on Konaya's forehead, and she is paralyzed in place. 01:12:52

> This shift in target releases the Fukros from Promet's control. 01:13:27

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> "REAA..." she falls over flat 01:13:55

> His eye twitched, face splitting in half, cracking open as his flesh began to peel, shifting into a shadowy snout as his body contorted, shifting, getting larger, his mind was fading away as The Beast overtook his mind, soon a massive, snarling, burning red eyed blinded shadowy purple and black twin tailed wolf was growing larger with each passing second, he threw his head back and howled in fury loud enough to crack the hive, shaking it as he only grew larger. 01:15:11

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> Konaya was frozen between running steps and as such tips over as if she were a statue. She still holds the pose, muscles locked into place. 01:16:18

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> He grew to the size of an elephant, pinned to the chair by a paw as he snapped and snarled at the bear lusus. 01:20:00

> Looks like you managed to doze off again. This time you stayed [i]in[/i] the bed, but you don't feel much better. You don't know [i]what[/i] you feel. You check your husk, looks like you missed a call or to from the boss lady... meh. You decide to call back, rolling over on your side and closing your eyes. What could you possibly mess up for her now? [color=#860789]"Zegama? Are you alright?"[/color] "No, not really. How may I be of service?" [color=#860789]"I see.. there is going to be a meeting between a fair amount of families tonight."[/color] "Mm hm... who's headlining this get together..? You know me, not good with remembering names.." [color=#860789]"Well, they're fairly green to this Oyabun business- they're the new stand in for the Indigo that died not terribly long ago."[/color] You muse a slight groan in hazy thought. Sounds familiar. You dig through your mind in ambient silence before you put all the dots together, "I've seen them before.. yeah, some Purple, they go here." [color=#860789]"Quite the fortunate turn of events. I'd like for you to attend it with me."[/color] "...No you don't... you really don't want me there, I'm not- I just-" [color=#860789]"I more than want you there, I feel like I need you with me. I know we have a lot more grandiose worries... I want you by my side, not just because we aren't alligned with many of the other participants, including the headliner; I need you there because I love how secure you make me feel."[/color] 01:20:35

> You relent, letting out a closed mouth sigh. You'd do anything for her sake, even [i]if[/i] she can't seem to see you're nothing more than a hinderance... a blight on everything she's made, "Okay... I'll go for you..." [color=#860789]"Very good. Wear something nice."[/color] "What do I do about my identity though? Everyone here only knows me as a corporate department head for some company and with how loosely this guy just goes on about how he's yakuza, I don't trust him to keep his mouth shut that I am one to... maybe it's a bad idea..." [color=#860789]"Hm. That is truly something. Not to worry. I have an idea. You remember that iron helm we relieved that assassin of? A sweep or two back?"[/color] "Oh... I guess that would work. What about my horns? In case he remembers the shape?" [color=#860789]"I've got a nice hat with your name on it. Fake horn caps included for the."[/color][br] [br]You mull it over, ultimately agreeing. You head to your closet. Hm. Opting for your white suit, black dress shirt with no tie underneath. This time around you throw on a violet vest to. You head to the family hive and collect your disguise, lucky the hat's black with a white band. Everything other than your fins are hidden. To the sitdown you both arrive. 01:20:51

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> Heebie-Jeeves is dwarfed by Rarava's new form. He barks in confusion. 01:29:14

> cyberneticJunkie [CJ] is no longer an idle troll! 01:29:51

> oh man you missed IGs not so grand return 01:30:03

> no cyberbullying today 01:30:35

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> He freezes, why did it bark? Confused the beast leans down to sniff at the lusus, nuzzling it. 01:33:30

((HEEBIE-JEEVES 01:34:02

( W U T 01:34:23

> He lays down to trap the lusus between his paws, licking it's head. 01:35:03

(( heebie-jeeves 01:35:55

((istg i thought it was heebie jeevies 01:36:28

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> Seats begin to fill, some remarking about the restaurant and others complain about their host. Regardless, benny began mulling over the menu. [color=blue]"Oi, grub, you seriously trying to fork us a bill? Food's good and all, but last time your boss had you cook at his meetings we had to pay.[/color]" Tobira smiled, sitting at the head of the table. "Not this time. With the success of The Gilded Idol, payment for today's meal will not be needed. It's on the house." they blue blood smiled. [color=blue]"Well, with something that good i'm half expecting you giving us bad news!"[/color] Tobira bowed their head. "Once everyone is here, you may order to your liking. Then we'll begin our meeting." Tobira spoke, looking on at their arriving guests, a glare of worry and concern grows upon them as their captain enters, giving Tobira a dossier of the gathered info that they wanted to share. "Thank you, please enjoy the rest of your night." the elder captain bows and leaves. 01:37:10

> H-J sniffs Rarava for a moment, before attempting to offer a beverage from the pile of food trash in the dining room. 01:37:20

( well at least the rust blood is free, but he aiNT ONLINEAAAAAAA 01:38:28

((Yeah, it's a bit of a pickle rn.)) 01:39:22

(( unless he... already passed out 01:39:51

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> He accepts the beverage, purring a bit 01:40:28

> H-J goes on all fours, leaving to get you a plate of grub-cheese from the pantry. 01:41:57

> HJ has unlocked a new achievement, the disease called friendship 01:44:33

> He waits for MK to escape with VS, and for the grub cheese, as he slowly shrinks back to troll form and drinks the offered beverage 01:46:07

>Sniffing the air he notices her scent hasn't moved, he followed it, picked them both up and sat down waiting on food 01:47:05

> "You ok?" His voice was ragged, hoarse. 01:47:27

> "..." still as stone... 01:48:06

> "You can take your follower. I never meant her harm. But the rustblood is mine, as we agreed." 01:48:19

> "Is there a contract? Otherwise I'll have to dip inside your pan to view this agreement for myself " 01:49:09

> "You wish to take him as your liege. Hm. I will allow this, under one condition. I would like one purpleblooded wriggler as restitution for the loss. As you know I am required to report the oliveblood to the Legiscorp for illegal subjuggulating. If we cannot come to an understanding, my hand may be forced." 01:54:32

> His eyes widened in horror. "Legiscorp has no jurisdiction in Clurch affiars! Who authorized this?!" 01:56:40

> "Did the law change overnight? Is that what you're telling me?" 01:57:35

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> The helm was outfitted with a pair of glaring, reflective yellow "eyes". They seemed to gleam from beneath the brim of your hat, the embedded horn caps of your hat being similar to the horns spiraling out a bit and pointing up. A bit taller than your usual horns and a bit wider too, but nothing concerning. Your boss had opted for a nice asymmetrical sequin gown with another of her kimino-esque short jackets, this one in particular holding the Family insignia on the back. Upon being lead to your seats you simply... don't sit. Your posture was good, but shoulders were slack with less care, aren't feeling this. Rather, you pull the seat out for your Lady, having her seated first. You lean down, whispering to her, [sub][sup]"What's this all about?"[/sup][/sub] She taps the cheek of your mask and smiles that wisp of a smile she carries when she's remaining serious, but also wants to convey ease; it just barely tugs at the ends of her mouth, but you recognize it well, [color=#860789][sub][sup]"No clue, but thank you for coming. I know we're prepared for just about anything."[/sup][/sub][/color][br] [br]You nod before actually taking your seat beside her. She orders for the both of you. You managed to scoot your chair closer to hers. Not bothering to look around the room, just staring forward. You want this to be over already, but you doubt it'll be that quick. 02:02:46

> "No, Your people are permitted your 'eccentricities' as per your Imperial charter, however no such protections apply to extra-sanguineous converts." 02:03:12

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> "Do you even know who the fuck you're talking to right now? I'm not just any motherfucking purple blood and for you to try to get a purple wriggler from me? Are you insane? We don't hand over our own and this olive blood is under my motherfucking protection. I'll report your unreasonable request to my Grandfather and see what he has to say about it. Try again." 02:05:52

> "Besides, she's of mine, I took her in already as a ward and she'll be of my clan within the wipe." 02:08:24

(oooh scawy :V Draco Malfoy vibes "my father shall be hearing about this PUH-OTTER" 02:09:24

((no not really 02:09:39

((he's pulling the strings available to him instead of just outright murdering dude 02:10:36

> "The Oliveblood is yours to keep. However, if you desire the rustblood as well, we have to come to an agreement." 02:10:57

> "What are your terms and if I don't like them as per my station I have every right to literally bite your head off." 02:11:46

> "I'm willing to negotiate " 02:12:23

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> "It's a simple exchange. I will transfer the Rustblood to your care and as payment, I will receive a newhatched purpleblood wriggler." 02:14:11

> He clenched his fists, thinking of his newly hatched grubs asleep in the neat, thinking of when he himself as a pupated wriggler was ripped away from his uncle to be aold off into slavery as his old clown town burned around them. He glowered at the indigo. "Why do you need a newly hatched grub?" 02:17:35

((sold* 02:18:07

( LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLE 02:19:04

nest)) 02:19:22

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> they look about, all seats taken and all orders are in. They let off a sigh before standing. “Thank you all for entertaining this meeting. Your meals should arrive shortly with options open for desserts and drinks. Your food unfortunately will be better than the news I have.” They open the dossier at their side. “It’s come to my attention that we have new competitors in our line of work belonging to that of the Clurch, all intel that could be gained shows that this sect is off the record and works under the GHB and empire in attempts to tamper with all things us and rebellion. As of right now, the sect already has attempted to attack a local college. We believe that a second more successful attack was made, but we currently have nothing to tie the two together. This meeting is to hopefully gain a temporary alliance with you all to sever this sect’s hold over the city and potentially further ventures. And I am willing to offer a substantial sum for those willing to participate.” They say as a grunts walks up to their bosses side, attaché case in hand. 02:21:53

(( can i roll to escape the paralysis? 02:24:47

> Some of the leaders talked among themselves, some concerned, a few were a bit fearful and know that the young greenhorn spoke of. '[color=black]The House of Dark Comedy[/color]' 02:24:51

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((this situation is waaay too tense let it flow 02:25:34

> "The grub will further my research efforts in the study of troll physiology to an astronomical degree. Their young cranial matter, full of stem cells and growth hormones will nullify any further need for adult troll specimens." 02:25:59

(( fair, ill sit back 02:26:08

> " By completing this trade, you will spare the lives of countless lowbloods." 02:28:28

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> "You would murder a clown child in pursuit of your sick fucking experiments for what purpose? Use some fucking fish or lowblooded motherfuckers or some shit! Just none that are mine, the fuck is wrong wit you? You think I'm just going to hand over a newhatch?" 02:29:01

> "I don't give a fuck about the lives of countless lowbloods. Do what you want with anyone not associated with me, you will not be getting a newhatch" 02:30:01

> His hand shot out to grab the indigo by the top of his head "If I find out you tried experimental shit on a purple, I will dissect you into little pieces and feed you to my clan" 02:31:36

> "Then I am afraid we do not have an agreement." 02:31:59

> "Heres how this is going down. You let these motherfuckers go and as payment I don't eat you. Agreeable?" 02:32:39

> The blinded troll bared his purple drooling fangs "and I'm reeeeal fucking hungry" 02:33:24

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> "I will not allow you to take everything I've built!!" He physically strains as he attempts to use his machinery on Rarava. 02:37:06

((true hero activity, they Empire Thanks you 02:39:00

> He roared at him, "You truly are only after the lives of clown wrigglers! I'm going to fucking destroy you!!" 02:40:18

> He dodged the inital attack and tackled the indigo face first, biting into his face. 02:42:16

> The attempted psychic attack failed on the Rarava, the machinery was not able to overcome the mental disparity between the two blood types. The feedback sends Promet backwards, with his facial orifices bleeding indigo. 02:44:38

> He roared in pure rage as the attempt inside his mind was violently shot back at the indigo, he stood up and stomped on him, fury burning in blind eyes. 02:45:55

> You slowly turn your head to your boss and she is... unamused, but attentive. You'd whisper amongst yourselves, but you feel like you both have a good idea of what's up. Guess at some point some other guys came through first and [i]then[/i] The Taskrauders' seige happened not to soon after. You gently prod her knee with your own as a gesture to ask something. She boredly rested her head in a hand, tapping upon the table lightly, a slight shake coming from her head. Guess that settles that, you both don't think this clown nonsense is worth it. Not with everything else going on... you gently prod her knee again and she nods slightly, wouldn't be nice to let all these folks think some clowns are the only thing they've got to worry about. Looks like your boss will be the first to speak aloud with a stern voice, [color=#860789]"Yes, that is indeed quite the predicament. Although, with information of my own, I believe that only [i]one[/i] of those attacks came from this group of clowns."[/color] she straightens up, hands neatly clasped in front of her face, arms propped on the table at the elbows, [color=#860789]"I see it fair to also warn you all that the other attack was preformed by The Taskrauders. I'm sure we all remember what happened to those few Families, amongst other gangs and such, that had the misfortune of being targeted by this secretive force."[/color] they truly require no introduction. They've toppled a few big names beyond just the underworld of the Yakuza. 02:48:51

> He sputters, his body convulsing from the feedback's damage, "I-I have to do this...I h-have to take..." He passes out from the continued strain. 02:51:39

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> He stopped, catching his breath, this tech, "You're a fucking hero...." this was too much, but his only concern were the others. He rushed over and picked them up in his hair, running on all fours back to campus, dropping them on a blanket pile in his dormblock before curling up around his grubs. 02:53:51

> "ʰ⁻ʰᵉˡᵖ..." she manages to sputter, still under the effects 02:53:56

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> He reached out with the last bit of his energy to free her from her paralyzed state 02:59:46

> "*GAAAAAASP* WE NEED TO GET OUT NOW! ILL CARRY MY MATE, do you need me to carry you as well?!" 03:02:31

> Tobira looked over to the troll that spoke up. "Taskrauders huh? Do you know who sent them then?" they asked before looking to the dossier they had to cross something off. "Beyond the fact that now we have two potential groups to worry about, there's good news. Possible revitalization projects, a potential method to separate the clurch from the crown and gain an ally, and some potential mechanized drones that are still in good conditions. I truly hope we can ally together against common foes and come to a proper agreement." they say as food wheels in. Fresh, aromatic, and high in quality ingredients! Tobira is still standing, now looking back to the pair who's leader spoke up, a serious stare about them as they anticipate answers. 03:03:12

> "You mated with VS? Relax kitty sister, I got us out of there. That motherfucker wanted a newhatch purple blood wriggler to murder in his psycho experiments..." 03:05:11

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> "NO i did not mate yet are you crazy?! i mean blockmate! jeez i just shorten it a lot. but i heard, and that is TERIBLE! why not kill him though?" 03:07:19

> "I'm going to kill him don't worry about that. But I'm doing it as my super villian self." 03:08:18

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WHOAAAA 03:10:08

((yowza 03:11:57

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(YAHOOOOOOO 03:12:11

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