Monday 21 August 2023

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(hohooooo ùVú the CHAT you say? 22:52:11

((no please this is nsfw violent 22:52:58

(òv Ó I AM VIOLENT 22:55:19

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[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You have left your device on overday. The world begins to crumble...[/color] 22:56:40

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You can't possibly fathom the long-reaching consequences of your actions.[/color] 22:56:53

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > It's all over now. [/color] 22:57:09

CJ: What Are You Having An Aneuri2zzzm Over Now ᴮᶻᶻ! 22:57:55

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> they move to sit in their office chair, taking one of the other chairs to pull it up next to them. They start removing some panels on their desk to reveal a small meat cooking grill and two places to have a bowl or plate. They move to take a menue out of a desk drawer before moving to give the egg a small pet. They set a menue on the desk. It's far larger than the small bit of paper they had for their cooking station. Most are just generic artifacts, but theres some that stand out. An old purpled skull, a blood crusted and painted weapon (It looks like a straight edged eastern sword while sheathed, but that's judging by looks), and a portrait of the Bloody sage Face hardly painted, only paint they had resembled tear stain streaks. One per eye, reaching from the eye to the jaw bottom.... They look regretful, sorrowful, staring in eternal pity. These three artifacts seem arranged in a respectful manner, like an alter to a saint. "I got the menu here if you wanna see it." 22:59:52

CM: 『 Heya gang! 』 23:00:57

> [color=black]Meanwhile, you're doing what you set out to do from the get-go. It's been too long since you've held a mop in your hands- Or whatever this thing is supposed to be. Three nights is a long time, okay?? Timey-wimey nonsense aside, you've started to get to work on the stairwell, wiping the blood away with your mop and a Mystery Solution. The dried blood seems to almost vaporize upon contact. You have no idea what it is that you coat your tools with, but whatever it is, it works well. You know better to avoid asking questions to management. That's how you get bottom ranked.[/color] 23:02:03

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Now? ^^: You're not sure you've ever seen this troll before.[/color] 23:02:30

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[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > And yes, while you could get away with a normal hello, this is much more fun! ;)[/color] 23:03:02

>After walking at a lesurly pace through the forest, Herund finds a nice tree to perch atop and unjars his Ferntop. 23:03:09

LW: i still alive ~~:) 23:03:38

CM: 『 Hello 』 23:03:43

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[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You congratulate LW for surviving their ordeal.[/color] 23:03:52

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[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You clarify that you don't know what ordeal this is. [/color] 23:03:59

LW: i nevest thought to travel so far from the stillwatest ~~:) 23:04:02

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LW: but here i is still alive ~~:) 23:05:12

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(( db has erupted for a second 23:07:00

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You add that you're still alive too.[/color] 23:07:23

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[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > The land of the living rests on a precipice. Who knows what tragedy will send it all careening into the depths below...?[/color] 23:08:01

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CM: 『 ... idk what's going on 』 23:08:40

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You clarify that nothing is happening. You're just congratulating LW on living! [/color] 23:09:49

LW: living is the bestest!! ~~:) 23:10:08

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Easily in your top 5 best things.[/color] 23:10:20

CM: 『 Living is good! 』 23:10:53

> He admired the office, looking around with a warm purr. He sat down, crossing his legs as he did so. "Thank you darling, I'll look at the menu" he 23:10:59

LW: i also like arting but i is not very good ~~:) 23:10:59

CM: 『 Oh, also, my restaurant is open now 』 23:11:28

MC: You'rE gooD 23:11:33

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LW: could be goodest ~~:( 23:14:11

MC: You'rE ArT Is lovEly 23:14:28

LW: CM u have a ration dispensory?? ~~:) 23:15:28

CM: 『 You can say that 』 23:15:41

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LW: i will say that!! ~~:) 23:15:56

MD: /// sørry, had tø takɇ a cat-nap rq, whats gøɨng øn nøw? 23:16:20

LW: culinarymisdoings is culinaryrightingsing!! ~~:) 23:16:59

CM: 『 Come down and tell the door troll that you're a friend of Makato. They'll give you a seat and free meal of choice 』 23:17:13

LW: do u have salted slitherbeast?? ~~:) 23:17:46

> They offer it. All the classics are there in full force with all the more exotic stuff and desserts! A make your own option is there too, the dessert section has had an overhaul, and now there's a 'Meal Sets' section! Meats, veggies, fishes, cooked in various ways or cooked by your self on a grill at your table!! 23:18:44

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You spaced out for a brief moment.[/color] 23:19:08

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Oh! That's also great news! You were wondering when if it was opening soon.[/color] 23:19:29

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CM: 『 the ocean on or the land one 』 23:20:22

> Tapping his chin he flipprd through the menu. "Actually. Surprise me." He closed it, leaning to run a black painted claw under Tobira's chin with a purr. 23:21:24

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CM: 『 we got both either way i think. 』 23:22:29

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[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You were wondering if that job position is still open? [/color] 23:25:30

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You would love to join! Just that it might be a little while longer before you actually sign on. [/color] 23:25:56

> They purr back as they felt the claw's tingle. "H-How about some extra spicy Troll meat orbs and some exrta meat to cook ourselves?" 23:26:07

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > For uh. Adjusting? You think that's a good word to use.[/color] 23:26:16

CM: 『 It's still open 』 23:26:24

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CM: 『 And i did say you'll have some extra time 』 23:26:42

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Great![/color] 23:27:00

> He purred, kissing him briefly "Sounds perfect~" 23:28:34

MD: /// thɇrɇ's a rɇstaurant øpɇn nɇarby? damn nøw ɨm øn my way! 23:28:53

MD: /// ɇrm, whɇrɇ ɨs ɨt thøugh? 23:30:17

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You don't have the slightest clue.[/color] 23:31:56

> They kissed with a smile before texting the order over, requesting also some eastern carbonated drinks and some faygo fireworks. "Order's in, love" 23:32:05

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You should probably change this soon ^^;[/color] 23:32:19

(( change what? 23:32:42

-- culinaryMisdoings and shared a location with the memo for "The Gilded Idol!" -- 23:33:11

(( hansou speaks in the second person like a freak, i apologize on his behalf 23:33:16

((*has 23:33:19

(( changing not knowing where the restaurant is 23:34:16

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[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You make a note to visit this place later.[/color] 23:35:30

MD: /// waɨt, ɨ thɨnk ɨ passɇd ɨt øn thɇ way tø thɇ cøllɇgɇ... damn, ɨm stupɨd 23:35:43

> Grinning he nodded and ran a hand through his own hair. "Can't wait" 23:36:22

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> "I also managed to find some faygo fireworks and some Eastern variations." they add with a smile. "That and some extra dessert recipes with some of the cooks i hired." 23:39:19

> she runs out, looking for the restaurant 23:39:23

> It's a bit south of the college, right in an entertainment district 23:39:52

[color=#b522de]> You'd started dozing off before the crackle of dormant electricity amped you up from your minor stupor. That bastard isn't getting ahold of you until YOU want him to. Not till after you solidify your death! Just for a bit. Now that you think about it, you aren't sure how going back will affect things once you wrap this crap up. Ah, that's a problem for less tired you. For now, this you is gonna squash any hopes that you'd survived. Honestly, it's a bit fun! Dying temporarily.. you thought you'd do something like this when you'd ne too stressed to be around people, maybe retreat up into the mountains, master some random technique and stay as a hermit for like.... ehhhhhhh... a few perigrees? Maybe a sweep? Guess you'll just be using it to disappear off the radar for a few nights. You know they're watching- there's no other way they'd know you were at the college otherwise.[br] [br]They suspect you might be alive, so they got Mister Mind Invader playing this game, but since you've been up he hasn't gotten a grasp on if you're still alive for sure. It'll be fun to surprise him. For now though, you gotta die![/color][br] [br][color=#626262]~~[/color] sprightlyZeal[SZ] [color=#626262]is no longer an idle troll ~~[/color] 23:39:57

SZ: Hiyᗩ! 23:40:01

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You wave hello to SZ.[/color] 23:40:38

CM: 『 Heya 』 23:40:42

SZ: H✪w ᗩr⇶ y✪u guys d✪ing? 23:41:53

MD: /// fɨnɇ, ɨ thɨnk ɨ slɇpt øn my facɇ wɇɨrd, my ørɨfɨcɇ fɇɇls funny, but øthɇr than that ɨm runnɨng tø a nɇarby rɇsturaunt 23:42:58

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[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You agree that sleeping in the wrong position is the worst event known to trollkind.[/color] 23:43:23

CM: 『 My restaurant just opened 』 23:43:45

CM: 『 It's poppin off like mad 』 23:43:59

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You add that no one should ever make the mistake of falling asleep on one of the feedinghall chairs.[/color] 23:43:59

> "Amazing~ I can't wait to try them" he sighed happily. 23:44:14

SZ: ✪h r⇶ᗩlly! S✪unds lik⇶ y✪u'll b⇶ busy ᗩ whil⇶. 23:44:28

CM: 『 Meh, not really 』 23:45:12

CM: 『 I got enough room to still do what i want and need to do. 』 23:45:34

MD: /// øh, ɨts yøur øwn? dø ɨ gɇt a prɨcɇ cut før attɇndɨng cøllɇgɇ wɨth yøu? 23:45:36

CM: 『 It's opening day so much of everything is price cut already 』 23:46:11

MC: Yo 23:46:44

SZ: Whᗩt kind ✪f r⇶stᗩrurᗩnt is it? 23:47:10

MD: /// cløwn!!! 23:47:19

> they smiled as they looked at the texts. "Alright, says they'll be a bit." they set the phone down. "Any questions about the place?" 23:47:34

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Clown?[/color] 23:48:02

CM: 『 Themed, Eastern food. Flour orbs are the main focus be we got other stuff 』 23:48:16

MC: WHATs up? 23:48:51

CM: 『 the them is Pop Idols, and most of the staff has a uniform that fits that theme 』 23:49:04

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You recommend the flour orbs. And everything else on the menu ^^;[/color] 23:49:09

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Oh. Clown. You get it now.[/color] 23:49:18

MD: /// nøthɨng much, høw abøut yøu? 23:49:18

SZ: ✪h I s⇶⇶. ᗩbd✪minᗩl trᗩck's ᗩ bit s⇶nsitiv⇶, s✪ I pr✪bᗩbly w✪n't b⇶ ᗩbl⇶ t✪ st✪p by ᗩny tim⇶ s✪✪n. 23:50:35

SZ: But I h✪p⇶ it w✪rks ✪ut! 23:50:40

CM: 『 Fair, thanks! 』 23:51:14

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> she runs up to the restaurant, walking inside and looking at the menu "ooh, looks good" 23:54:31

> "When are the lesser bloods going to get culled?" He asked this curiously as he looked at him. "There traps in their nutrition plateaus, maybe some kind of fanged creature that eats their face off or a waiter that poisons their drink with something to make them laugh until they die?" He looked excited. 23:56:03

> "hey, are there trolls here who attend the college" she half yells 23:56:40

MC: CHIllIn 23:57:05

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Tuesday 22 August 2023

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> they shake their head. "No, not this place. It's not a clown establishment. It's a place where trolls off all sorts can come and seek peace, a place to hang out and spend money then go hive. If blood is shed, it will be of those who disrupt and disrespect the rules of the place. The same rules i had in my old restaurant." they looked down and see the troll entering and half yelling. "Huh, weird." 00:01:50

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> she looks up at the towering troll "wait, clown?" 00:02:52

((They're in an office, separated by a one way window 00:03:26

> He pouted, frowning, slightly confused. He looked over at the yelling "why is kitty sister shoutin?" He stood up to get a closer look. "We should go down n meet her" 00:04:09

(( oh, sorry scratch that then, my badddd 00:04:10

((Description: Bar in the far north corner with kitchen and back bay entrance, west wall is a sectioned off booth eating area, center is a mechanical dance floor with DJ area, marble decorations with pillars and sliver fake plants. 00:06:08

> "no? ill wait then" she pulls out her husktop and logs in 00:07:22

> they look down and nod. "sure, why not." they stand up. "Sorry if it isnt a classic clown party venue." they offer a hand. 00:07:32

CM: 『 Kitty sister person, you here? 』 00:07:52

MD: /// yɇah, whɇrɇ arɇ yøu? 00:08:04

MD: /// alsø nøt kɨtty 00:08:12

MD: /// fuck that 00:08:16

CM: 『 see the mirror looking window above the bar? 』 00:08:40

MD: /// øh, yɇah? 00:09:22

CM: 『 We're there and we'll be down by you in a sec 』 00:09:26

MD: /// surɇ, ɨll waɨt 00:09:46

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> "Its perfectly fine darling, I'll have to show you some clown town hospitality soon" he took his hand, walking with him. 00:12:44

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MC: HEADED Down kITTy sIsTEr 00:15:24

MD: /// ɨ aɨnt nø fuckɨng cat, lɇts gɇt that straɨght 00:16:40

MC: SurE THIng kITTy sIsTET 00:16:59

MC: SIsTEr 00:17:03

> After a door lock and some walking they return to the main area of the restaurant through what one would have likely assumed was a maintenance closet. "Where is this cat troll?" 00:17:29

> "just call me an olive blood damn it!" a small voice yells 00:18:19

> He sniffed the air as they walked pointing at her as they exited. "Hey olive blooded kitty sister!" 00:19:18

> They looked over to the area pointed, then down to the sound of a small yell. "Oh, shit, hey there!" 00:21:06

> "stop saying that damn it!" she runs over, looking up at them 00:21:30

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > Huh?[/color] 00:23:00

SZ: Whᗩt? 00:23:20

[color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u]: > You wonder if that one meowbeast joke is making another comeback.[/color] 00:23:22

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