Sunday 27 August 2023

MC: HopE you bEEn kEEpIn your HEAD Down 21:42:40

HT: i could єxplαin αs mucɦ αs i'd likє to on ɦoω mє αnd otɦєr rαinboωdrinkєrs sɦould bє αlloωєd to ωαlk αmong otɦєr trolls, but tɦєγ'll continuє to bє ωillfullγ ignorαnt 21:44:47

HT: clutcɦing onto tɦєir idєαls in ωillful fucking ignorαncє 21:45:44

HT: i ɦανєn't bєєn ɦiding єitɦєr 21:46:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Ehxpt1E][color=#820077][u]MP[/u][/color][/url]: how plucky.. ☆ 21:46:17

HT: tɦєγ rєcognizє tɦαt if tɦєγ trγ to αpprєɦєnd mє, tɦєγ [i]ωill[/i] fαil 21:46:47

MC: THATs jusT How AlTErnIA works. HopEfully onE nIgHT THIngs wIll gET bETTEr, noT THAT I cArE AbouT moTHErfuckErs gETTIng murDErED AT AnyTImE for Any rEAson bEcAusE I Don'T AnD I nEvEr wIll AgAIn, buT THosE wITH THE cunnIng To Do somETHIng wITH THEmsElvEs sHoulD bE AblE To Do somETHIng wITH THEmsElvEs 21:47:29

MC: If THE EmpIrE comEs Down on you full forcE you'rE gunnA nEED bAck up 21:48:21

> "jeez, chats blowing up... but if we want a safe space i can accommodate... but i hope you like purr beasts as its pretty much a safe haven for them, and where i lived for a time" 21:48:49

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(YAHOOOOO 21:51:14

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> "Yeah..." He nodded his head, lightly, as their words began to register within his mind. "I guess you're right." This prompted him to bring himself onto his own two feet, and move to approach his belongings. His hands, purposefully, grasped one of his bags and dumped its contents onto the floor. Afterwards, he began to pack things that he deemed absolutely necessary. "Where do we go, though? Do you have a place in mi-" Oop. He stopped mid-sentence, before shooting a glance over his shoulder, catching their gaze. Huh. Cat sanctuary. Perfect. Or, at least, better than paying off the bronze cartel for protection, in the old hivebatch. "Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That'll work." 21:51:22

HT: tɦєγ don't knoω mγ nαmє, tɦєγ don't ɦανє αnγωαγ of trαcking mє 21:52:13

HT: if tɦєir boundlєss єntourαgє do "comє doωn on mє" tɦє ωorst rєsult for mє ωill still bє α dєcisiνє νictorγ. 21:53:47

MC: You'rE A jADE THEy Don'T nEED AnyTHIng bEcAusE All jADEs ArE AssIgnED To THE brEEDIng cAvErns unlEss you mAnAgED To gIvE THEm THE slIp by sIgnIng up To bE sEnT To A colonIzED worlD 21:53:55

MC: NoboDy woulD cArE If A lonE jADE goT losT In spAcE AfTEr bEIng sEpArATED from THE clusTEr 21:54:53

MC: *cloIsTEr 21:55:13

HT: i'νє rαn αωαγ αnd cɦαngєd mγ idєntitγ. tɦєγ don't knoω ωɦo i αm αnγmorє 21:55:17

MC: Is your cloIsTEr DEAD? 21:55:34

MC: THAT sucks 21:55:42

HT: rαtɦєr, i [i]ɦαd[/i] rαn αωαγ 21:55:51

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> "well i just hope the old geezer is still there, took me ages to get him to stop following me... but sure, ready whenever" she also had packed her belongings, but it was quicker as she didnt have much 21:56:03

(( is not still* 21:56:23

HT: i'll lєανє tɦє stαtє of mγ "clustєr" up to spєculαtion 21:56:31

MC: I'D run AwAy Too If THE EmpIrE murDErED my fAmIly. 21:56:54

HT: αs fαr αs i'm concєrnєd i ɦανє no fucking clustєr 21:57:24

MC: WHIcH THEy DID. LEAsT my AncEsTor's sIDE, wHIcH I DID, unTIl sHIT HAppEnED 21:57:32

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MC: THAT sucks 21:57:54

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> "We're taking my two-wheeled device." Don't worry. There are stokes on the back tire. Perfect for a second person to support themselves. "You can give me directions as we go." 21:58:35

HT: rigɦt noω I'm roγαltγ αmong α sєct of mγ cαstє 21:58:36

HT: tɦєγ'νє inspirєd mє αnd i'νє inspirєd tɦєm 21:58:36

MC: GlAD my clAn Is AlrIgHT, EvEn THougH I founD ouT my grAnDfATHEr Is fuckIng pro HEro 21:58:38

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CM: 『 Hold up, I looked away for a sec 』 21:58:57

(( whoaaaaAAA 21:59:07

CM: 『 Royalty? 』 21:59:29

CM: 『 Huh?? 』 21:59:32

CM: 『 Whuh??? 』 21:59:37

MC: I'm A sEconD gEnErATIon prIncE of my cAsTE, my grAnDfATHEr Is THE GrAnD HIgHblooD 21:59:53

MC: DIDn’T know jADEs HAD A HIErArcHy 22:00:08

MC: SounDs oDD 22:00:16

CM: 『 Apparently Im a second gen prince too 』 22:00:26

MC: ConsIDErIng yA'll ArE lowblooDs 22:00:33

MC: YAAAss 22:00:36

MC: I lovE you~♡ 22:00:46

CM: 『 Idk if the big guy can veto that 』 22:00:47

CM: 『 Wuv you two 』 22:00:58

> "sure, just going to let the clown know where we are foing" 22:00:59

MC: Wuuuv uuuuu 22:01:09

( GOING* argh... 22:01:11

HT: fuck tɦis i'm pondєring mγ sαcrєd tomєs 22:01:36

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MC: THErE Is only onE goD. 22:01:58

MK: >///< hɇy, mɇ and VS arɇ gøɨng tø thɇ purr bɇast sanctuary. ɨf yøu want tø fɨnd us mɇɇt us thɇrɇ 22:01:59

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Ehxpt1E][color=#820077][u]MP[/u][/color][/url]: they were rather odd... ☆ 22:02:17

MC: AIgHT kITTy sIsTEr 22:02:22

Alright 22:02:31

MC: TEll mE AbouT IT, jADEs AIn'T royAls 22:02:38

((CM:* 22:02:42

CM: 『 idk, maybe there are other gods that favor different bloods 』 22:03:20

MC: WHAT. 22:03:27

CM: 『 We got ours, they got theirs 』 22:03:50

MC: THE only lorD Is THE MEssIAHs, THE Worm CHurcH Is blAspHEmy 22:04:01

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Ehxpt1E][color=#820077][u]MP[/u][/color][/url]: rather cocky behavior on their part though. ☆ 22:04:07

CM: 『 Oh very 』 22:04:16

MC: JADEs worsHIp THE moTHErgrub 22:04:23

> "alright, just follow my directions" leading him, it takes about 30 min in total, coming up on a rather small building with no identifying marks 22:04:57

MC: 'THE GrEAT Worm' THEy cAll IT. FuckIng AnnoyIng 22:04:58

CM: 『 ... nvm that theory then, the fuck they pray to that thing? 』 22:05:26

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Ehxpt1E][color=#820077][u]MP[/u][/color][/url]: i'll be quite honest, i don't know much about jades! i'm just as thankful as one can be to have been hatched ☆ 22:05:42

MC: YEs THEy fuckIng Do. I goT InTo A 2 Hour long rAp bATTlE AgAInsT A WurcH jADE 22:05:54

CM: 『 Rad 』 22:06:07

CM: 『 Also, uh, just ignore me in the corner for a moment. 』 22:06:44

> Tobira's made an entire war room planning area in that corner 22:07:17

MC: My fAvorITE bAr wAs wHEn I wAs lIkE 'prAy To your goD I bET sHE AIn'T lIsTEnIn, THE MIrTHful MEssIAHs HEr guTs bE TwIsTIn, DEATH Is A blEssIng comE TAkE THIs communIon your wHolE cloIsTErs fInnA HAvE A blooDy rEunIon' 22:07:23

> He looks over at the corner "Focusing darling?" 22:07:51

CM: 『 I'd get it if the worm thing was like some eldritch jade horror 』 22:08:09

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> "Yeah... yeah. Planning a solo raid here and there." they're using a paint brush to paint a plan against something called 'The House of Dark Comedy' 22:09:27

MC: ITs crAzy. I EvEnTuAlly lEfT THAT rEgIon of AlTErnIA bEcAusE THE clowns consIDErED Holy work A job AnD 'kIllIng EvEryonE In THE crowD AT our nExT sTIckbAll mATcH Is work, wE sHoulD TAkE A brEAk from DuTy' fuck THAT 22:10:10

> "Solo? Do be careful Tobira, that sounds like a lot" 22:11:18

> "I'll try, but it's the way of things for now. Unless we get villain help or rebel help." 22:12:31

> getting off the two wheeler, she walks up to the front door and pulls a key out from her pocket, unlocking it and bringing him inside. what was immediately apparent was that the building was a lot bigger on the inside, with the ground being dug up for more space. the second most apperent thing was that there were cats... EVERYWHERE. left, right, up, and center. you could not look in one direction and not see one. 22:13:55

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> "I'm going to be building a team, whats your villian identity anyway?" 22:18:20

> "im home!" just her voice was enough to get the attention of all of them as they got up from their naps to surround her, making various mews and sounds, following her and paying no pan to Fukros 22:19:17

> they stop, looking in thought. "... dont think i got one actually. Mmmmm... Think I'll use my nickname for now?" 22:20:06

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> "Great, you're going to need a costume if you haven't made one already" 22:27:37

> "Meeehhhh, what do i even wear for one?" they sigh, flopping onto their back 22:28:36

> Mmm... mmm... you felt nagged. Nagged so bad that it even irritated you out of your daymares. You're still you... whatever that's worth. Two nights since you screwed everything up? Sounds about right. You glance around, catching your palmhusk once again on the floor. Later. You slowly pull yourself out of bed and look out the window... oh, yeah, the investigation thing is happening. Right. No wonder you feel a pester amongst you- well, [u]MORE[/u] pestering. It gently scratches at the inside of your skull, right in the back. A terrible sorta itch that isn't real. You sling back onto the bed, taking your palmhusk from the floor... oh, yeah. The memo. Why do you keep going there and then IMMEDIATELY falling asleep?.. Meh, doesn't matter.[br] [br][color=#626262]~~[/color] incongruousGrandeur[IG] [color=#626262]is no longer an idle troll ~~[/color] 22:41:56

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CM: 『 Yo 』 22:44:20

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> after grabbing some food and pouring it for the loud as hell cats, they settle down. however, a much larger cat in the sense that it is almost bear sized walks up, much to her dismay "no no NO, come on i thought you left you old fuck!" 22:46:22

> Oh brother already? 22:46:35

[url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723708453922537492/1134155533654441985/20200406_004856.jpg][color=#960e99][u]I[/u][/color][/url][url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723708453922537492/1134155533323075584/20200412_032501.jpg][color=#960e99][u]G[/u][/color][/url][url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040866233496649789/1136550068409864312/20230803_024153.jpg][color=#960e99][u]:[/u][/color][/url] Hi. 22:46:49

> "You've seen mine yea? Wear something that goes along with your villian persona" 22:46:54

CM: 『 Sup 』 22:47:33

> Le Groan. “Alright, I’ll have it ready by the time we have a meetup. I’ll have to call up my tailor anyway” 22:48:37

brb)) 22:50:35

> In the day following the arrival of the Legislacerator, their dragons have perched atop campus buildings. The Stout Lacerator has been a constant presence on the grounds, standing in on classes and club meetings. The brash Lacerator has yet to be seen since... 22:51:18

> somehow they seem to be holding up conversation between each other "i know i said i was not coming back bu-" *MEOW* "i did not promise! i said that i wa-" *MEOW* "well what about you!? you said you were going to leave as well!" *meow* "lies... but seriously, stop parenting me, im only here visiting" *meow* "for crying out loud you wont let it go! you are not my parent, its physically impossible!" *meow...* "yes i know you raised me from hatching but that does not mean anything!" and this continues for... a bit too long 22:54:14

CM: 『 You know, the usual shenanigans 』 22:54:30

((Noun issue. Just Clarifying, there are two lacerators.)) 22:54:47

CM: 『 They’re official brass, dragon riding Legits 』 22:57:23

CM: 『 What, not popular with them? 』 22:59:00

CM: 『 Fair, fair 』 23:02:02

> "Good to hear" he smiled, sitting down with the grubs on his lap. 23:02:45

MC: Hm 23:02:54

> … fuck it. Tobira takes out his phone to call up his tailor. Being discreet as can be as the spoke Eastern. Katagi starts wriggling as they see a plush toy on the floor. This grub be bored as Hecc 23:06:43

> Kazumi woke up and atarted squeaking, he reached to give them the toy. "Here you go lil uns" 23:08:01

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> The grub squeaks as they hugged the toy, biting at it. Tobira smiles and goes on to talk about the order and a special order. A small pair of formal hats. 23:11:10

> *meow* "oh him? a friend" *meow* "hes fine trust me" *meow* "good, now go, i have some stuff to take care of" the large lesus proceeds to leave, walking into a extremely large cat bed and sleeping. she pulls up her watch to log into the memo annoyed after the interaction 23:12:16

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CM: 『 Yo 』 23:13:28

MK: >///< whats up ɨm back 23:13:36

> Kazumi purrs and cuddles at the toy, chewing on it's plushy paw. 23:13:52

MC: Ey 23:13:59

MK: >///< dɨd ɨ mɨss anythɨng? 23:14:59

CM: 『 Not really 』 23:15:13

MC: HEy MK 23:15:32

MC: Is your lusus A purrbEAsT? 23:15:51

MK: >///< yɇah? 23:15:54

MK: >///< øld fuck raɨsɇd mɇ 23:16:10

MK: >///< why? 23:16:16

MC: I wAs jusT THInkIng, I wAs rIgHT THE wHolE TImE :o) 23:16:43

MK: >///< abøut what? 23:17:14

CM: 『 The nyanification? 』 23:17:30

MK: >///< a cøɨncɨdɇncɇ 23:17:50

MC: I fIgurED your lusus wAs A purrbEAsT AnD your InITIAl rElucTAncE TowArD purrbEAsT lIkE bEHAvIor wAs DuE To somETHIng In your pAsT wITH sAID lusus 23:18:01

MC: WE'rE All bIologIcAlly wIrED To bEHAvE A cErTAIn wAy 23:18:42

MK: >///< wɇll ɨm just tɨrɇd øf hɨs løng ass rants and cønstant parɇntɨng! that and hɇ kɇɇps tɇllɨng mɇ hɇs "mørɇ" than just my lɇsus, wønt gɨvɇ ɨt up! 23:19:28

MK: >///< but yɇah, ɨ guɇss ɨt makɇs sɇnsɇ 23:19:45

CM: 『 What does that even mean, more than a lusus 』 23:20:10

MC: Also If you sEE LW, lET HIm know I'm goIng To provE To HIm THAT HIs fAlsE IDol Is noTHIng morE THAn THAT. AnD yEA THAT sounDs oDD, lusII HAvE THEIr own socIETy THIng goIng on 23:20:47

MK: >///< ɨdk but hɇ kɇɇps rantɨng abøut my møthɇr øf all thɨngs, wønt shut up abøut ɨt! ɨ dɨdnt ɇvɇn knøw hɇr! 23:22:20

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CM: 『 Huh 』 23:22:50

> Ughhhhhhhhh... mm... nm... you can't tell if your head hurts, is numb, is swirling, or just plain mush and static. Maybe hitting something will work. With these stupid law-stiffs loitering about is aort of annoying, but you doubt they'd just... creeping in the gym right? Like... that'd be weird just watching people work out as part of the investigation... you don't care what they're looking for, you just hope they either find it quickly or knock it off.... scouting, right... that's a thing you have to do... 23:23:24

MK: >///< and yɇt hɇ wɨndɇrs why ɨ lɇft, that øld fuckɇr... 23:24:03

MC: DuDE 23:26:37

MK: >///< what 23:26:54

MC: WHAT If your moTHEr bAngED your lusus? 23:26:55

MK: >///< fuck øff, ɨ hɇard ɨt a thøusand tɨmɇs alrɇady 23:28:02

CM: 『 Eugh 』 23:28:03

CM: 『 Happens, but Eugh 』 23:28:15

MC: I'm jusT sAyIn 23:28:15

MK: >///< but ɨt- what dø yøu mɇan "happɇns"?! 23:29:38

CM: 『 It’s super possible that it can happen 』 23:30:34

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