Tuesday 22 August 2023

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CM: 『 ... do any of us have ranged weapon access? In case we run into issues? 』 22:44:58

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > You see.[/color] 22:45:15

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > You wish everyone good luck on their adventure![/color] 22:45:34

MD: /// ɨ havɇ bømbs! 22:45:43

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > You'll choose not to say anything to avoid jinxing this too. ^^;[/color] 22:45:46

> His hair rattled around him, annoyed it had been forced to sleep. He growled at it and it settled down "I've got abilities that negate the need for ranged weapons on my end but shhhhh you saw nothing." 22:47:33

MC: wE wIll bE fInE 22:47:49

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > That's the spirit![/color] 22:48:31

MC: HEll yEA 22:48:42

MC: I mAkE IT A poInT To rEscuE moTHErfuckErs wHAT nEED IT 22:49:32

> "Well, if we need to, there's roof access we can use." they point to the hatch above. 22:50:19

> He looked up at it "Great idea" 22:50:45

> Still as wise-cracky ss ever, eh? And offensive! You could simply have been hatched without working tonsils and a voicebox! Either way you choose some very simple charades this time around. You point to them, this time with the bladed end of your scythe, gesturing then to yourself, then lifting the blade to your bandana'd neck, and cutting a line close to your neck. That's just plain universal. 22:52:43

> They nod. "Hopefully we dont run into any massive lusii or something... what's out this way anyway?" 22:54:37

> 22:59:02

(( ominous 22:59:20

(( fear 23:00:01

> "so, anyone have any icebreakers?" 23:03:22

> It is so bold of them to assume you have any self preservation instinct at all. you're here for answers and the night is just getting started. "You never answered my first question." Surely someone born mute would have a better method of communicating by now, or they would have been culled. 23:03:24

> "um... How about a game of 'Never have I ever'?" 23:05:44

> "sure, want to go first?" 23:06:56

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> "Sounds interesting let's do it" 23:12:11

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> "Hmm, alright. Never have i ever... punt a fruit into a troll's face." 23:13:16

> "I have!" He grinned. 23:13:54

> "never, sounds like a choking hazard" 23:15:32

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> "Yeah, yeah it is. Who's next?" 23:16:24

> You twirl the scythe a bit before turning away from them. No more 'chatter' from you. You have better things to do than grubsit some wanna be detective. You start to walk away from them, making it seem like your patience with them has expired and thus, this one-sided verbal exchange. 23:18:20

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> "never have i ever... used a dead troll for sexual acts" 23:18:33

(( wild 23:19:21

> "You're missing out. Dead trolls make the best pailing platforms" 23:19:23

> "DAMN, i didnt know you were freaky like that!" 23:20:16

> "One and only time Grandfather called me to him for stress relief. It was fucking awesome! Afterward he went back to pretending like I didn't exist unless he needed something but it was fun" 23:21:27

> "alright, you go" 23:23:27

> Big ass pile o dead and dying trolls, fuck it was awesome watching them get crushed under his weight, you ever been pailed dangling upside down with your head constantly dipping intoba dying troll's thorax basket? Food and sex at the same time! Aight....never have I ever...watched a horror movie by myself " 23:23:56

> "have, it was boring to say the least" 23:25:03

> "I'm scared of watching stuff like that alone" 23:26:34

> "I'm not scared of much though! Just, certain stuff...I gotta keep my violence up so nobody can do anything that'll scare me..." 23:27:55

> "damn, didnt expect that one" 23:28:19

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> He stared at her dead eyed "You tell anyone and I WILL kill you. Understand?" 23:30:27

> "no worries, i wont tell a soul. hey, ill tell you what im afraid of to make up for ir" 23:31:43

it* 23:31:49

> "Ok what is it?" He looked curious. 23:32:04

> Wow, you're learning a lot of these two. 23:32:59

> "alright... its water, im scared of water and drowning" 23:33:12

> "You poor thing." 23:34:13

> "fuck off its actually scary you know, aide from the stereotype!" 23:35:09

> "... Oh, also, I never used the dead for that stuff, but i did watch a horror movie alone." 23:36:15

> "I only got, one real big big big big fear, and it ain't horror movies honestly. S'the permadeaths of the motherfuckers I love the most. That and violets, I never seen a fushia save fish queen bitch so that's nothing, but I fucking hate violets with every fiber of my soul, no pitch" 23:37:14

> "That's fair, I'm just scared of being paralyzed. Never being able to move or talk, but able to process the world around me." 23:38:10

> "man, this got deep fast" 23:38:54

> "If that ever happened I'd do everything I could to get you fixed up again. You mah heart, you n my uncle are my motherfucking everything " 23:39:29

> "Aw, thanks. Plus i figuered you shared, only fair i did the same." 23:40:07

> "i would do my best but i cant do much" 23:40:32

> "You're all too sweet." 23:41:09

> "I love you motherfucker, now lets go into that totally not forboding roadless area over there" 23:41:22

> "it's not like something conveniently horrible is going to happen" 23:42:21

> "uh... you folks watch ANY horror movie before?" 23:42:53

> "Like that one where all those stupid lowbloods sing in school feeding?" 23:44:45

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> The RV starts getting a bit bumpy. "I have, that one weird one that was full of strange imagery and random voice lines." 23:45:23

> "nevermind... lets just hope for the best" 23:46:08

((remember, horror movies on earth are considered dramas or comedies or other positive stuff. While all the positive stuff are horror and romcoms are just universally romcoms 23:47:21

> "What was that you say before? ADVENTURE!" He pumped his fist. 23:47:47

(( ohhhhhhhhhhhhh 23:48:09

> "There was this really cool comedy where this highblood gets attacked by shadowdroppers that turn his matesprit and his moirail and his kismesis into shadowdroppers then he has to cut his hand off and replace it with a chainsaw, I love that movie" 23:50:03

((ive seen horror movies and funny stuff that fits that bill 23:50:16

((Ra's favorite scary movie is Clueless 23:50:45

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> "r-right! i just mean, does anyone know what kind of lescii there are out here? 23:50:54

> "Giant ones I believe" 23:51:20

> "Nice. Best comedy is the one with death traps. And i've no clue what's out here." Driver-San doesn't seem to care tho 23:51:53

> "I haven’t been out here in a long time. Ooo I love that movie series! Especially the one where the kismesis who realize that the chick that they thought wanted to be their matesprit was just trying to get them to kill each other so they both let her die and became matesprits working for the Clown who organized the games!" 23:53:47

>The H.D.G. Reluctance is a great airship with the three foot hull of a submarine, It rockets along the Alternian troposphere. Sucking every chirpbeast its beefy ramjets, if isn't flattened by the sonic cone first. Flying not through aerodynamic grace but monstrous RPS. Onboard the H.D.G. Reluctance, a message comes in straight from the Palace. Highblood air-n-seamen carry out the command and load two folded Imperial Drones into the turret. The mile-long gun fires the invincible machines down to the planet surface, down to their target. 23:54:10

> "What the fuck?!" He pointed frantically out thd window "fucking swerve!!!" 23:55:17

> The RV takes on evasive maneuvers, tossing the car innards about! Tobira falls over. "W-WHAT THE SHIT!?" 23:59:00

Wednesday 23 August 2023

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> The RV is now speeding at it's max speeds! "WHAT'S GOING ON?" Panic, fear! 00:06:21

> "Don't fucking know!" 00:07:55

MC: LW! ArE you ArounD?! 00:08:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > You're wondering if you found LW yet.[/color] 00:10:13

CM: 『 Nope, just trouble! 』 00:11:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > Oh.[/color] 00:12:26

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > You hope everyone makes it out alright![/color] 00:12:56

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > If you didn't know any better, you'd say that they were both being haunted by death ^^;[/color] 00:13:23

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MC: CrAzy sHIT, fuckIng ImpErIAl DronEs!! 00:18:28

CM: 『 OH FUCK!? 』 00:18:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > [i]Drones[/i]??? Isn't that overkill??[/color] 00:19:46

> You hope to god This isn't for you. 00:20:44

MC: THIs Is AlTErnIA EvEryTHIng Is ovErkIll! 00:20:51

CM: 『 How many? 』 00:21:07

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > It's overkill by overkill's standards![/color] 00:21:31

> "fuck fuck fuck fuck! Theres two! They just landed!" He looked outside behind them. 00:21:45

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > You quickly add please please please not to lead them back to campus ^^; No offense.[/color] 00:21:47

MC: wEll fuck you Too 00:22:05

>A fireball crashes right in front of the rv, flattening the tires at the very least. Three Imperial Drones climb out from their craters and surround the rv. 00:22:06

> "Make that three. Does this RV have any battle capability?!" 00:22:43

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > Well. Look on the bright side![/color] 00:24:01

> "If not we need to bail, NOW!" 00:24:10

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > You all now know that the Empire is heavily monitoring this group chat for some reason!! Great![/color] 00:24:28

MC: BrIgHT sIDE of wHAT?! 00:24:28

MC: I AlrEADy knEw THAT! 00:24:44

MC: THEy monITor EvEryTHIng publIc! Fuck THAT fIAH bITcH! 00:25:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > You clarify that no one should talk about their whereabouts on the memo. Just to be safe.[/color] 00:25:32

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > Though... you're not sure how much that might help. [/color] 00:25:42

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: [color=#006B6C] > Trust no one...? ^^;[/color] 00:26:02

> "It's armored, and the rims are just as good as wheels! It's only a transport not an actual combat buggy!" the tires pop and the RV screeched to a halt. Tobi is immediately sending out an SOS signal. 00:28:32

> "I got this!" He grunted and quickly vanished inside his own hair, reappearing outside in his super villian outfit which included an antelope skull mask, a long black cape with a purple :o) on it, a tight black dress like purple robe and bioluminecent body paint in multi hues that dotted his hands, arms and neck. His hair fans out around him in a defensive stance. 00:29:35

> He dove toward the first of the drones, a giant spiked club in his grip. 00:30:20

MC: EvEryTHIng HAs bEEn fuckIng compromIsED! 00:30:44

> The driver took out a hitech pistol as Tobira followed after the villain alter ego. Gloves off, voodoos out! 00:33:53

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MC: I THougHT THIs plAcE wAs sAfE AppArEnTly fuckIng noT 00:34:39

CM: 『 The fuck these guys want?? 』 00:40:09

MC: Don'T know buT THE EmpIrE DoEsn’T jusT sEnD ouT DronEs AfTEr moTHErfuckIng HIgHblooDs! Our lIl buDDy noTwITHsTAnDIng. 00:41:39

> He attacked the drone, slamming the club toward its head. 00:43:04

CM: 『 Well... 』 00:43:14

MC: UnlEss worD of THAT sTrIfE goT ouT.... 00:43:38

MC: wAIT....no...THATs noT fuckIng possIblE....nEvErmInD...I Don'T know wHy THIs Is fuckIng HAppEnIng 00:44:28

> they move for the same drone, aiming to erase a leg joint. 00:44:28

CM: 『 Well, I think i know 』 00:44:52

MC: Know wHAT? 00:46:18

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CM: 『 A Possible why 』 00:48:19

MC: LIkE wHAT? I goT A IDEA buT THErEs no wAy In fuck I Am EvEr gunnA EnTErTAIn THE mErE blAspHEmous THougHT 00:49:12

> "My blood, my work goals!" they state. Reinforcements on the way! 00:51:23

> "If they were gunna send drones after you they would've done it in the city, destroyed your restaurant usual Empire bullshit, you spoke about it in the memo even sent directions, pretty sure your establishment is considered illegal, So relax!" He smiled at him as he spoke before turning back to the drones. 00:56:06

>The drone grabs Rarava's hand, matching his height along with his strength and throws the orchid-blood into the side of the rv. 00:56:26

> He hisses in rage, being sent flying, slamming into the RV, a hole left in his wake. "Ow! Fuck! You son of a bitch!" His hair shot out to grab the Drone's arms as he rose up and flew over quickly, voodoos trailing in the air behind him to slam his feet into it's head. 00:59:39

> The driver grunts in pain when the RV is hit. A window rolls down and the driver fires back at the drone! Tobira now moved to cripple the other leg of the drone. Their speed seems to be increasing from their voodoo use. 01:00:58

> "Theres something about this shit that doesn't motherfucking add up. At all." 01:01:02

>Another drone with a few bullet holes in its armor, opens up its torso, revealing a deadly arsenal of heart-shaped explosives. It fires a few missiles straight into the van and others whizz around like buzzbeasts before targeting the ground around Tobira. 01:03:13

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> His hair shot out to knock the missles away, he clownstepped to take the hit from the missles to prevent the rv from being destroyed. 01:04:50

> "You got that right!" after a leg crippling they turn to see the other drones taking aim... At him!? They quick jump up and swing at a direction, their body being pulled that way hard! Tobira attempts speedy evasion! 01:05:37

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> He snarled like a wild animal as the dust cleared and he stood on all fours full ten foot height, his eyeholes in the skull were just glowing purple swirling mist as he roared loud enough to shake the ground. 01:07:22

> He shot toward the drone that fired the missles on all fours, snarling as he leaped on it, ripping it at it's head to tear it off. 01:08:35

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> "These fucks should have been attacked the fucking school, they obviously waiting for something..." 01:11:39

> they land and tumble into a bush. "Waiting for what even!?" 01:15:40

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> "Don't know but it's sure as fuck not a coincidence I'm certain!" He quickly went to mske sure kitty sister was ok, stuffing her into the deep void that was his hair before he hurried over to his mate. "Fuck. " 01:18:01

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> He bit into the drone's head, moving to viciously rip it away from its body. 01:22:43

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> they staggered their way out of the bush before doing the same speedy maneuver they used for evasion to zoom at a different drone, aiming for the head area so they can erase a chunk of drone head 01:25:48

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> "I'm pretty sure the attack on imperial property will alert the palace, we may be facing heroes eventually..." 01:31:28

>The final drone's head opens up expecting Tobira's strike. A blast of techno-psionic energy burns the ground, but is erased as it catches the mutantblood's hand. The blast slices the rv in half just as the Domineer's warmachine is evaporated. 01:32:48

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> He rips off the head of the other drone with his snarling maw, crushing it between his jaws. His thorax basket is broken in several places, his left arm hangs uselessly at his side, theres blast wounds all over his body but he remains standing. He shoots toward the final drone, club aimed for its biomass parts, the soft living flesh under the natural helmet.. 01:36:54

> "motherfuckers really know how to damage a motherfuckers exoskeleton. Fuck." 01:41:12

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> the RV is donzo as the driver screams in agony... that's not oil and gas leaking from the remains of the RV, that's rust blood! Tobira lands with a thud and groan after dealing with what appeared to be drone 2, now moving to assist with the final drone. Tobira moves with speed as he did before, putting all his energy into this last attack! He aims to cut through the drone at the waist, attempting to cut the thing in half. "Let's go! 虚空の龍!" they exclaimed like a total weeb loser on adrenaline 01:49:18

> "These ain't regular drones....regular imperial drones are organic tech natural hatched that way, this shit...this shit is just metal!" He spat the head of the other drone out and lslammed his club down onto the head of the final one. 01:53:15

((Lol, cut in half and head bonked. This final drone is having a bad retirement 01:54:44

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(( XD 01:57:55

LW: guys where are u?? ~~:) 02:09:20

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