Saturday 19 August 2023

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MC: Your whaT? 17:32:33

MC: ThaT some new kinD of huskTop? 17:32:50

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> "wait! im not... shit, i guess we are doing this" she grabs the gold blood from the nubs and begins to drag him, albeit slowly, to the stairs 17:37:41

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> bringing him upstairs was the most tedious thing she has done all month, and it was not getting easier, having to stop every so often to take a breath "WHY ARE YOU SO FAT DAMN IT" 17:44:57

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LW: i find many things in the stillwet ~~:) 17:49:59

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LW: i found an arm in the quickwater ~~:) 17:51:19

MC: I see 17:51:25

MC: DiD you eaT iT? 17:51:36

LW: i wanted to ~~:) 17:52:13

MC: Was iT Too DirTy To clean The meaT off? 17:52:35

LW: but leechpop gets first bites, always ~~:) 17:52:49

MC: Ahhh I see 17:53:04

MC: I never haD a lusus so I Don’T know whaT ThaTs like 17:53:35

LW: its the bestest ~~:) 17:53:47

LW: someone to feed u and bathe you and drink your blood ~~:) 17:54:22

MC: Being raiseD by my blooDlinks was The besT Thing ThaT ever happeneD To me. Like how a clown is meanT To enD up, even wiTh a lusus Taggin along, aw ThaTs cuTe, my blooDlink moTherfuckers DiD ThaT for me Too 17:55:18

MC: Can'T be havin no DirTy pups runnin afooT on holy grounD 17:56:18

LW: ive never seen a clown, no circus ever comes to the stillwater ~~:) 17:56:35

MC: You poor Thing, you'll see a clown soon I promise, us clowns Travel in packs 17:57:26

LW: u promise?!?! ~~:) 17:58:06

MC: I promise lil buDDy, you'll see you a clown, I be a clown myself 17:58:34

LW: u know where my shroomputer is? ~~:) 17:59:01

MC: Nah buT if you look where you lefT iT you shoulD be able To finD iT, is iT packeD in wiTh your sTuff? 18:01:08

LW: i is at my shroomputer ~~:) 18:01:24

MC: Aw how nice 18:01:40

LW: follow the signalspores and ull find me ~~:) 18:01:49

MC: I will come looking soon, I'm geTTin my cuDDle on wiTh my blooDlink aT The momenT anD I ain'T movin Till he wake up 18:03:00

> at the top of the stairs, she lays him face down, and using his back as a seat, pulls out her portable husktop, logging in 18:03:12

LW: bring them all ~~:) 18:03:32

LW: leechpop has never tasted clownblood ~~:) 18:03:59

MD: /// alrɨght, høw arɇ wɇ all døɨng øn thɨs nøt-sø-pɇacful tɨmɇ 18:04:45

MC: You broughT your lusus To college feeDing? I'll have To see. BuT for righT now I ain'T goin nowhere 18:05:03

LW: college feeding?? ~~:) 18:05:25

MC: I'm Doin gooD, Trying To relax 18:05:28

MC: We in college, iTs a place for feeDing from feeDers, like amy oTher kinD of school feeDing 18:05:57

LW: oooooo, im packing my treasures at heading to this college ~~:) 18:07:40

LW: where is it?? ~~:) 18:07:50

MD: /// samɇ, just had tø drag sømɇ luggadgɇ upstaɨrs tø hɇlp sømɇ guy øut, had tø takɇ a brɇak 18:08:21

MD: /// waɨt høw dɨd yøu gɇt tø thɨs nɇtwørk ɨf yøu arɇ nøt ɨn thɇ cøllɇgɇ? 18:08:52

LW: just put it in jars, much easiest to carry ~~:) 18:09:10

MC: I'll senD you The coorDinaTes.....senDing, senT! 18:09:37

LW: my shroomputer has potent signalspores ~~:) 18:09:44

MC: I'm half asleep Typing These messages wiTh my vooDoos 18:10:46

LW: im jarring my shroomputer ~~:) 18:11:45

LW: see u at feeding time ~~:) 18:11:58

MC: See ya 18:12:03

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MD: /// alrɨght, cant waɨt tø mɇɇt yøu frɇaks durɨng fɇɇdɨng 18:12:20

MC: Which feeDing Do you have nexT? 18:12:38

MC: I'm probably noT gunna go Till I feel beTTer. Been Through a loT This wipe. 18:13:25

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MD: /// art, thøugh ɨ may waɨt untɨl thɨs all passɇs øvɇr 18:19:46

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MC: I haven’T been To anyThing since i goT here anD iTs sTaying like ThaT for righT now 18:24:40

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MD: /// wønt thɇy kɨck yøu øut aftɇr a yɇar øf døɨng nøthɨng? 18:32:05

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MC: A whaT of Doing noThing? 18:35:32

MC: Why are you speaking alien? 18:35:46

(( oh god damn it, one sec 18:36:19

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MD: /// swɇɇp, ɨ mɇant swɇɇp, sørry thɨs luggagɇ carryɨng ɨs gɇttɨng tø mɇ, ɨm tɨrɇd as fuck 18:40:46

MC: I jusT goT here a few wipes ago so I shoulD be fine overall. 18:41:04

MC: ITs fine, iTs been preTTy hecTic arounD here of recenT 18:41:27

MD: /// alsø, whats wɨth all thɇ cøstumɇd følk arøund hɇrɇ kɨckɨng ass, ɨs thɨs nørmal hɇrɇ? 18:45:18

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LW: i found a horn in the slowwater ~~:) 18:56:25

LW: its broken a yellowed and do u know anyone that lost one?? ~~:) 18:57:08

MD: /// nøpɇ, nøt a cluɇ 18:57:33

LW: i found my whistleputer so i can slither and talk now ~~:) 18:58:09

MC: I losT a horn 18:58:58

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LW: was it on ur head before u lost it ~~:) 18:59:23

LW: or was it on someone esles head before u lost it?? ~~:) 18:59:57

LW: the blood tastes a little green so i dont think its from ur head ~~:) 19:00:43

MC: Also i Think They were here aTTacking some guy. Oh yea iT was 19:01:01

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MC: BuT iTs mine, for me 19:01:23

LW: are u still at the college?? ~~:) 19:01:54

MC: Yes, I ain'T goin anywhere righT now 19:02:15

LW: im crawling over as i whistletype ~~:) 19:02:21

MC: Crawling? Like a wiggle beasT? 19:02:50

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LW: yes ~~:) 19:03:37

LW: i learned it from leechpop ~~:) 19:03:49

LW: its fastest than walking or running or flapping ~~:) 19:04:39

MC: IT's preTTy slow acTually 19:05:02

MD: /// yɇah, høw arɇ yøu pullɨng that øff? 19:06:01

MC: Thank The MirThful Ones for his glory of allowin a moTherfucker To geT broughT up by his own blooD. If I haD a lusus, Think mine uh'D be a wolf 19:06:12

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LW: i think hardest and writhe on the ground and i slip on the mud ~~:) 19:10:47

LW: very easiest to learn ~~:) 19:11:14

MC: WhaT abouT when There ain'T no muD? 19:11:18

LW: i hold the dirt an armspan under me and think hardest ~~:) 19:12:40

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LW: i think the thinking is the importantest part ~~:) 19:13:54

CM: 『 WhY are we talking about dirt and crawling 』 19:14:06

LW: my new friends want to know my trick ~~:) 19:15:20

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CM: 『 Oh… what is it 』 19:16:07

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LW: i dont know, crawing is just the easiest for me ~~:) 19:17:09

LW: are u in the college?? ~~:) 19:17:46

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CM: 『 Yeah? 』 19:18:20

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MC: HolDing DirT anD Thinking won'T help crawling fasTer, messiahs fuck you is precious 19:19:22

LW: i will give u a flutterbeast egg when i come ~~:) 19:19:39

CM: 『 Flutter beast egg huh 』 19:20:09

LW: thinking helps everything ~~:) 19:20:14

MD: /// høw løng dø yøu bɇt thɇy wɨll takɇ tø gɇt hɇrɇ? 19:20:20

LW: theyre tastiest ~~:) 19:20:27

CM: 『 … never cooked one before 』 19:20:43

LW: i dont know, i cant see the college yet ~~:) 19:20:59

MC: You shoulD probably Try walking 19:21:36

> they look at them confused as they prep a dead teal. “Soooo is that a no on eating the hyena’s lackeys or?” 19:22:03

> His face was smooshed against Krez' chest. "Yea fry some of um up" 19:23:48

> "bits n pieces for right now" 19:24:07

> “Right on!” Time to make a Rainbow Tinted Fondue Meal Platter! 19:25:24

CM: 『 Well, you never know, they might have that one condition that refuses to let a troll stand upright 』 19:26:39

MC: They woulD have been culleD in The caverns if ThaT was The case. They lusus is a leech 19:28:13

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LW: i can walk, but leechpop doesnt like the height ~~:) 19:28:45

> "Perfection" he purred lightly 19:28:59

MC: Why Doesn'T leechpop riDe on your shoulDer or heaD or someThing? 19:29:22

CM: 『 Oh, I see 』 19:29:36

LW: i see a hivecity ~~:) 19:31:32

LW: is ur college here?? ~~:) 19:31:44

> They cook up a set of meats that are lightly cooked, one set moderately cooked, and a set that’s little crispy and crunchy. Now time to boil up a mini cauldron looking pot of a cheese like stew! Spice it up and make it nice, Tobi-San! 19:34:04

CM: 『 Might be 』 19:34:12

CM: 『 If you see a building leaking blood then that’s ours 』 19:35:08

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LW: why is the college leaking blood?? ~~:) 19:38:21

LW: i smell it!! ~~:) 19:38:43

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MD: /// ɨ was wøndɇrɨng thɇ samɇ thɨng, but thɇrɇ was a hugɇ fɨght, dønt knøw høw ɨt startɇd 19:40:53

MD: /// strɨfɇ cɇntral 19:41:15

LW: did anyone lose their horns?? ~~:) 19:42:05

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CM: 『 Not me 』 19:44:49

MD: /// any øthɇr ølɨvɇ bløøds arøund øthɇr than mɇ? bɇcausɇ ɨ dønt knøw anyønɇ arøund hɇrɇ 19:46:21

LW: anyone die ~~:) 19:46:49

LW: dont let the meat go to waste!! ~~:) 19:47:17

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CM: 『 Oh hell nah, coarse not 』 19:51:42

CM: 『 Literally cooking up what I can 』 19:52:16

LW: it is not the college, it is not the college ~~:) 19:52:19

LW: panic!! ~~:) 19:52:30

CM: 『 Eh? 』 19:53:08

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CM: 『 What makes you think that? 』 19:54:17

MC: There's only one builDing ThaT shoulD be leaking blooD 19:54:43

CM: 『 If you smell meat and cheese that’s the bleeds dorm 』 19:55:08

((*bleedy 19:55:18

MC: Yea 19:56:59

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> Soon enough, Tobi pulls out the skillet plates to warm up and serve the meats on with the pot of fondue cheese. Time to try out some of this purple sinner stuff as Tobi wonder's what makes it's consumption so forbidden. 20:11:48

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> "You got any questions or anything?"he looked at his mate curiously. 20:17:09

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> "... Well." nom. "What's this coming of age match like? The aftermath i mean. Will it hurt, am i going to get a pan ache the size of the empire?" they asked, offering a cheese coated cube of blue. 20:25:24

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> He reached out to eat it "You kill them with your bare hands after you paint your chosen design on their face. However if you lose and they kill you instead, they get bloodswapped into a clown and are allowed to wear what would have been your face. But I know you won't lose. Afterward, you follow the GHB or his heir, whichever of them is presiding over the ceremony to the Holy Block Of Chucklevoodoos. Where you kneel and they slice their shoulder. The blood pours into your mouth, you swallow it, they then declare as you are about to drink it, 'drink of my blood and become one with me, the clurch, the Many.' After that you are taken out to be presented to the congregation as a new freshly painted ubjugglator. Also everyone is naked from the waist up wearing the sacred ritual baggy pants and the floor must be soaked in miracles. Then theres a sermon and an after party" 20:34:06

> "Also in the block is a pool of the blood of every GHB and High Priest in our history" 20:34:57

> "Wow, all that for beating up a troll huh?" they nod. "Doubt the big guy himself his coming, so who's blood am I drinking? Has an heir been announced even?" 20:43:56

> "Uncle left, but I'm hoping to convince Grandfather to let him come back, I don't know why he made him leave, starting to think that report I got was him trying to get me to come see him before I found out about Uncle being here. If anyone will preside over your Coming Of Age Ceremony it should be Uncle Krez. Grandfather is acting dodgy..." 20:48:49

> They sigh, eating another purp cube with cheese. "... cant we visit them at all?" 20:54:14

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