(( yea she did get boomed 22:53:53
(( she lived the shortest time though because she used her time powers to do everything throughout history 22:54:15
(( so she is technically the youngest and oldest at the same time 22:54:32
(imma just call her a boomer :V they are both relics, with Condesce being the most ancient fucking black & white era bitch there is and Handmaid right behind 22:55:13
(( fair 22:55:24
(then Psionic is a boomer (by force) >:v 22:55:29
(( disc, signless and summoner are possibly the youngest ones 22:55:53
(then uhhhhhhhhhh.... idk probably Gee Heich BUZZ comes after Psionic maybe 22:56:15
(( yea 22:56:38
(I'd say dualscar, but he got Hulk Clapped out of existence uvu 22:57:04
(He's probably not even after Gee Heich BIZZLE unless Darkleer died waaaaaay earlier than I think he may have :v 22:58:12
(( well considering how blood caste work and who lives the longest if dualscars ass wasn't clapped he would have been the second longest living one (besides psii and ghb) 22:59:20
(he is being demoted because death >:9 23:00:09
(( correct 23:00:21
(( lmao 23:00:24
(did he die pre or post Summoner 23:00:25
(( before summoner 23:00:34
(damn... bro is down in the trenches :V 23:00:49
(( she used her vision 8fold to see into the future only to get her shit wrecked by pyralspite and then turned around and made darkleer build her a new arm and shit 23:01:27
(( summoner was likely hatched years down the line so mindfang was in hiding for a while 23:01:55
(( with darkleer 23:01:59
(that's what her dumbass gets >:v you not a time player hoe, that shit's CHEATING 23:02:22
(( also it was implied that summoner also provoked ghb into the start of the war with pyralspite 23:02:41
(( i'd need to recheck tho 23:02:59
(imagine letting peanut butter enrage jelly smh 23:03:13
(( lmao 23:03:59
(( He was to become Mindfang's matesprit centuries after she received her predictions 23:04:51
(( she waited centuries for her man to exist 23:05:02
(( dedication 23:05:08
( and then... idk, unless Dolorosa got boomed before Disciple died, she goes after Dualbuddy 23:05:12
(<- < she did WHAT 23:05:20
(( disc died alone in a cave never to be seen again scribbling on walls of everything she was taught 23:05:48
(( SHE WAITED CENTURIES FOR HER MAN TO EXIST 23:06:07
(her FREAKY ASS waited CENTURIES??? 23:06:09
(( yea 23:06:16
(( possibly with darkleer 23:06:44
(me personally, i couldn't do it. I'd probably kill them just for the wait. 23:06:50
(( LMAo 23:06:55
(( she is a stubborn ass bitch ok 23:07:04
("making me wait all that damn time, GET IN COFFIN! I DONT WANNA HEAR IT!" 23:07:17
(( how many i killed you jokes do you think he would make to her 23:07:46
(all of them. All the jokes. 23:08:01
(( her unamused ass being like husband stop 23:08:05
(( but yes she has a type and is a very patient spider 23:08:22
(( arenea though did not have the same patience as mindfang but it could also be the fact arenea was raised in beforus and beforus was boring as shit 23:09:18
([color=brown]"guess what I diiiiiiiiiiid" [color=blue]"(￢_￢)" [color=brown]"I stole your heart :v" [color=blue]"ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ" [color=brown]"BECAUSE I KILLED YOU" 23:10:56
(>:v i dont blame her (im lying, i have not rewatched that part yet) 23:11:40
(oh yeah im forgetting redglare. Cause she got her shit bodied almost immediately after finding out who she is :v 23:13:18
(( lmao 23:22:58
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(so are we thinking Dolorosa got shot before or after Disciple died :v 23:27:14
(( before probably 23:27:36
(( maybe 23:27:41
(or sold into slavery or whatever happened to her vampiric :v 23:27:47
(( she was sold into slavery and ended up on mindfangs ship and then forcibly removed from existence i think disc just up and died of old age in a cave 23:28:28
(( because olives only live a little over human lifespan 23:28:40
(( like a 100 or so years 23:28:49
(( i would say max 250 on the high end if they don't have issues but other than that nah 23:29:40
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(>:v damn, unfortunate for Dolorosa 23:42:02
(we should have another chaotic convergence soon :v it was fun 23:42:23
(>:v so the boomer tierlist is um... IT IS UMMMM... hol on 23:43:36
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(where is roxy for crackships when you need her >:v 00:34:56
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(( she's one of my mains literally use to solely rp her lmao 00:48:16
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(>:v get back here Symbiotic 01:08:02
(( lmao 01:11:38
(( lmk in the ooc what crackship you talkin about 01:12:23
(:v you... you mean the one i already mentioned 01:13:27
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(its her :v a cute human laydee that WONT PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN- GOOD GOD DROP THE ALCOHOL >:U 02:06:21
(( girl doesn't drink as much only 'sometimes' but yes she will defend her rights to the bottle 02:08:45
(>:v just PUT IT DOWN they've had ENOFF 02:09:18
(( NO MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN ON THE VODA *VODKA 02:09:52
(*EX Command Grab* SPIT IT OUT 02:13:14
[color=#ff6ff2]ROXY: She had to wander quite a while to get to this new bubble. Once she saw the mansion in the distance, she would squint and see another figure. It happened to be a troll, she wasn’t exactly sure who it was. But it’s time to interact in the most lalonde fashion and introduce herself like the insane lady she is, right now she’s sober but that could always change if she felt like it. Getting closer and noticing the troll wasn’t wearing a shirt and looked similar to eridan, she just decided to guesstimate and call him by his last name and hope it works. This was going to be of course the wrong answer but how would she have known? “hey! ampora why aren’t u wearin a shirt” what an introduction good work roxy, that is sure to help identify someone you do not know. [/color] 02:29:39
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[color=#6A006A]CRONUS: He had no idea vwhat to do vwith this robot, He had just been standing there for god knowvs howv long still vwithout his shirt. He should really put one on but he isn’t being told to do so and he’s been feeling a bit lazy about it, plus the cold doesn’t bother him that much. He did notice a figure in the distance vwalking tovwards him but he vwasn’t going to do much about it, vworst case scenario someone else vwants to kick his ass for a third time. As the newv arrivwal decided to vwalk up to him and ask a question, at first he did not register. She called him by his last name or the fact she vwas a human and also a female. “Long story babe, vwas at the beach doin stuff and got side tracked ya knowv?” It suddenly registered in his mind as he spoke to her, this vwas a stranger and a human lady, Looking her up and dowvn for a moment to decide vwhat his next action should be. He’s seen a different wversion of her before, but this one vwas from a different timeline. [br] [br] He vwould immediately decide to ask her a bunch of random questions, she seemed friendly enough to ansvwer them. A smile formed on his face. “So i knowv this is sudden but vwould ya ansvwer some questions, about like uh human stuff? Also my name is cronus, but if ya really vwanna call me ampora no svweat off my back.” He’s trying hard right nowv. [/color] 02:40:07
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[color=#ff6ff2]ROXY: She had been looking around as she waited for him to reply, this was a new place after all. His explanation seemed dubious at best but that wasn’t the point, her being there is to meet new people and trolls. “u should def put on a shirt or somethin are u not cold?” Not really caring about him ogling her at the moment, she is guilty of it sometimes. All she could think of when he opened his mouth was damn that’s a lot of sharp teeth, how does he not bite his tongue all the time. His life must be hard having all those sharp teeth. She would toon back in from her thoughts the moment he started to speak again. “well sure i dont see why not what thats kinda a weird ass topic tho but aight im down, oh yea im roxy lalonde nice to meet u cronus” now she really wants to know what he ‘human’ stuff he wants to talk about.[/color] 02:56:44
[color=#6A006A]CRONUS: The moment she said it vwas alright for him to ask questions, he started thinking about vwhat he vwanted ansvwered the most first. “so do you knowv about the movwie grease? is that movwie accurate for human culture.” He vwould think for another moment, for his next question. “VWhat do you guys do vwith cigarettes? i heard you all like to light them on fire and smoke them? i think thats a vwaste of a perfectly good cigarette but i just vwanna knowv if thats also true?” Man packing all the punches in one go are you cronus.”is bein a greaser still cool?” He vwas like a kid in a candy shop getting all these questions out of the vway. “vwhat do you like to do for fun?” He is going to be vwriting this all dowvn in his thinkpan for later use. “vwhat is rap? The robot vwouldn’t specify vwhat rap vwas and i need to knowv vwhat that is nowv.” He stopped at that one for nowv, he needed ansvwers to his burning questions.[/color] 03:07:09
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[color=#ff6ff2]ROXY: Whoa, this guy sure had a lot of questions back to back. It took her a moment to gain her thoughts over the right ‘advice’ for the new acquaintance before her. “That movie was pretty cool but i only watched it liek once with my cat, nah it aint accurate anymore the times have changed” she was trying to keep up the best she could with his excited questionnaire. “yea that sounds about rite i dont smoke myself sooo i couldnt tell ya anythin about it” She is starting to get the realization this troll has no idea what day or age the human race is in at this moment and she isn’t sure how to break it to him. “ig lmao thats up for u to decide” She would lightly tap her foot while trying to think for a second, what does she like to do for fun. This was an easy question for her. “well i like wizards n shit, like magical kind. i play videogames ofc and just chillin with my freidns also lots of alcohol lol” When he uttered the word rap, it took her back to a random memory of dirk trying to teach her how to make some sick beats and she sucked at it, even if it was a fun activity. “uhh idk dirk was better at that kind of stuff than i was i dont think i can like do it justice to speak about it so thats the only one i cant really answer sorry” She tried her best, she hoped it satisfied some of his curiosity.[/color] 03:21:03
[color=#ff6ff2]ROXY: *like *friends [/color] 03:26:24
[color=#6A006A]CRONUS: He vwould nod at the ansvwers thinking about them before asking some more, he vwas going to stop after this set considering it vwould havwe been pretty rude to just blast someone he’s not met vwith hundreds of questions. “is the fonz still cool?” The important question. The moment he heard vwizards and magic, he felt a little bit shocked and confused. VWas she messing vwith him, vwhat vwas up vwith all the people enjoying vwizards and magic all of a sudden. The cat’s thing vwasn’t that interesting as he vwas nevwer allovwed near meulin so he just chalked it up to thats neat. “magic and vwizards, huh. nevwer met someone else vwho liked vwizards and magic besides the grandhighblood.” a shivwer vwent dowvn his spine vwhen he mentioned that monstrous giant. He is going to ignore that topic if he can. WVideogames vwere something latula and mituna vwere into so he vwasn’t going to comment on that. He vwill nevwer knowv vwhat rap is and that is probably a good thing, he doesn’t need that information no matter howv much he pleads and begs. “i am outa questions nowv kitten.” [/color] 03:32:16
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[color=#ff6ff2]ROXY: Her eyes squint at the fonz question, how old is he and why is he talking about 1950’s to 1970’s greasers. Most of these shows stopped airing eons ago, she’s a bit worried about his mental health but she will finish answering his questions. “no that show hasnt been on tv in like eons wtf do u have like a vhs set of that stuff lyin around?” She feels a bit sad that he based his whole life on grease and happy days. Though when he said he liked wizards that would send her into a tirade about them. “OMG u like wizards! what kinds do u like? I like them all tho my favs include merlin and zazzerpan the learned. stuff like that!! i own some wands a wizard hat an some other merch n stuff” She would take a moment to catch her breath, she shouldn’t have gotten so excited about this topic. Now that he’s out of questions it’s her turn to ask. “so like what do u like to do for fun?” Thats all she got, she did not have that many questions actually. [/color] 03:55:28
(( time to sleep for op :) have fun with my crazy ass back and fourth of self rp bois 03:55:48
(( will finish when i wake up 03:56:07
(>:v i know I WILL 03:56:08
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(:v quacc 08:14:45
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[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] The pain was keeping him awake, not to mention there is a very pretty lady laying on him, but it was mostly the bruising that was bothering him. He began to sat up, grunting as he did, "H-H9ld 9n, may6e an h9ur- 9r f9ur-" he quickly grew flustered despite her obviously just teasing his own words; still, Latula was a wild one, if she wanted to go again, he would not be surprised. Kankri grew more embarrassed realizing the state they were in, turning his head as not to peak at Latula's figure too much, "I-I'm uhhh... very new- t-t9 all 9f this, I mean, s9rry." Kankri was now extremely curious, "H-Hey, Latula... h9w... ummm... h-h9w did y9u kn9w I w9uld... y9u kn9w. Pl-Pleasure y9ur idea 9f d9ing such an activity t9gether?" 08:33:21
[color=#008282]LATULA: Latula stirred a little as he started sitting up, shifting herself so that she could settle in his lap once he had sat up again. She tilted her head a little, gently toying with some of his hair as he started talking. The question took her a little off guard, so she glanced up and away for a moment while trying to reorganize her thoughts before answering him. "w3ll, th4t m4rk on your n3ck m4d3 1t pr3tty obv1ous you h4d SOM3 3xp3r13nc3 r3c3ntly, but... mor3 th4n 4nyth1ng 1 gu3ss you just got m3 4ll 3xc1t3d 4nd 1 couldnt hold mys3lf b4ck...." She trailed off, nuzzling her nose against his cheek gently. "1 d1d s4y w3d only do 1t 1f you w3r3 ok4y w1th 1t, tho. 1 d1dnt 3xp3ct you to b3 so... thorough." A quiet giggle left her lips as she idly pressed a few more kisses to his face. "you m4d3 1t r34lly h4rd to hold mys3lf b4ck, you know." 09:15:26
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PORRIM: ((HELLOO 09:26:23
((I'm busy these days I'm so sorry 09:27:40
PORRIM: ((lmao+ ur go+o+d dw 09:34:24
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Why does it feel like he's been hearing that a bit too much lately? Either way, he let out a content sigh, "9f c9urse... that's just 9ne m9re tr9ll t9 kn9w that I am-" a sinner? An adhorrent hypocrite? A... "...well, it isn't s9 imp9rtant what c9uld 6e used as a descript9r f9r it- at least n9t right n9w." He enjoyed the kisses, it still made him feel a bit odd actually having Latula's affections in earnest, "M-Me? I did n9t d9 anything special.. it was all y9u and y9ur... feminine wiles..?" He leaned into her touch, sort of trying to hide his face with some of her hair, "J-Just... please d9n't tell any9ne- especially n9t P9rrim. I- G9d- I d9n't kn9w what she'd d9 if she f9und 9ut a69ut either 9f my... enc9unters." 09:37:59
(tweak out on em :V 09:38:08
[color=#008282]LATULA: She laughed quietly, wrapping her arms around him to hold him close. "dont worry, 1m not th3 typ3 to b3 goss1p1ng 4bout th4t k1nd4 b1z." Latula pressed her body into his again, kissing along the edge of his ear. "b3s1d3z h4v1ng our own l1ttl3 s3cr3t g3t tog3th3rz 1s k1nd of 3xc1t1ng, 1snt 1t?" She whispered this, shifting so that she could wrap her legs around behind him as well so that she could practically cling to him like a koala. There was a quiet purring sound coming from her chest. "s1d3z 1m not try1ng to 1nc1t3 th3 wr4th of m4ryj4mz of 4ll p3opl3. w3v3 h4d 3nough f1ghtz 1n th3 past." One of her hands came back in search of his, bringing it up so that she could rest his hand against her sternum, fingers gently caressing the back of his hand. 09:45:59
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Color arose in his face rather easily from the advances, allowing her to lead him about however she wished him to. More secrets? Sounds sort of... dangerous- is it [i]supposed[/i] to be enticing? It sort of was, but the nerves twining in his gut didn't subside so easily, "Y9u've... f9ught with P9rrim 6ef9re?" He sort of knew about such affairs, but not in detail- such things weren't as well known to him as say the very, very long running grudges of Megido v. Peixes and Megido v. Nitram (& Zahhak by extension). That.... did very little to stow his fears- if anything, knowing there was a history conflict exacerbated his panic- even if the radical teal was letting feel up on her, "I-I d9n't kn9w a69ut this wh-wh9le secret rendezv9us thing... what if P9rrim 9-9r s9me9ne else catches us?" 10:02:52
(imma uhhhhhhhhh :V grab food, be back in two clicks of a crab's pincher 10:03:23
PORRIM: ((tyt 10:04:25
(:v i am the back already 10:09:00
[color=#008282]LATULA: A quiet sigh left her lips at the thought. "just 4noth3r on3 of h3r fl1ngz, 1 gu3ss. 1t d1dnt l4st v3ry long, 4nd w3 g3t 4long f1n3 now." Even if they're been pretty black for each other at one point, it was long ago now. Probably eons, even. "mm. 1 gu3ss w3ll h4v3 to do 4 good job of h1d1ng, th3n?" She snorted, nuzzling his cheek gently before pressing her lips to his temple. "1m pr3tty good 4t h1d1ng th1ngz, you know." Most of the time, anyway. She'd gotten along thus far without people really being fully aware of her insecurities, after all. Latula pulled him back a little so that she could plant a firm kiss to his lips, biting down on his lower lip for a moment before breaking away and eyeing him over with her fervent gaze. "dont you... w4nt to do th1s 4g41n?" 10:11:31
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "I..." holy crap, she looked amazing, such a glare lined with zeal combined with a good kiss was definitely shot with the intent to hit its target- and hit it she did. Kankri felt a little too self-concious to say it outloud, but he nodded at the proposition. If Latula was even half as good at having certain facets of herself remain hidden, then there was no reason why this couldn't be one of them, right? There wasn't exactly enough time to unpack that nugget of information, but he would certainly get to it sooner or later, "9-9kay, I guess it's all settled then.." He trailed a hand over her shoulder and in a way mirrored that touch to his own- which made him painfully aware of how she dug into him, it sort of stung when he thought about it, "I just d9n't want t9 6e the thing t9 cause... issues." 10:26:28
[color=#008282]LATULA: Her lips tugged up into a grin at his response. The look on her face alone probably made it pretty obvious that she wasn't going to let this sort of thing be a rare occurrence. She brought her hand to his cheek, gently caressing it with her thumb. "1ssu3z? psh, you th1nk 1d g3t 1nto som3 k1nd4 troubl3 ov3r th1s?" Latula giggled, pecking his lips again. "1 th1nk you should worry mor3 4bout yours3lf." Her gaze shifted to his shoulder, eyeing over the different claw marks she had left behind. She let out a quiet hum, leaning in to start pressing tender kisses over each of the small wounds. Gotta kiss it better, after all. In the middle of it all, she leaned in close to his ear to whisper to him. "[sub]1 r34lly l1k3 f33l1ng your h4ndz on my body, k4nkz.[/sub]" 10:44:01
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He let out small grunts at the kisses, they were soft, but the wounds were still fresh enough that even ginger brushes caused him to flinch a bit. Was she [i]trying[/i] to get more out of him? All the whispers and the handsiness, especially the want for [u]more[/u] later down the line. He most certainly would indulge her... if she hadn't broken him down once already, "Y-... yeah y9u feel nice t99, 6-6ut- umm-" he pressed his hands to her shoulders, face full of red as he tried scooting away, which proved completely fruitless given that his legs weren't responding the way he wanted. Uh oh. "L-Let's put a pin in this- is it... n9rmal f9r me t9 n9t have c9ntr9l 9f my l9wer half after... y9u kn9w?" 11:06:01
(i am distracted by Breaking Bad :v 11:06:17
PORRIM: ((all go+o+d lmao+ 11:07:58
(i have never seen Breaking Bad, can we beat up Skylar yet >:v 11:08:45
[color=#008282]LATULA: She laughed a little bit at his attempts to escape her affections, pecking his lips a few more times as she carefully slid herself off of him. Her own legs were pretty shaky, as well, but she was pretty resilient. "hmm... 1f you g3t r34l 1nto 1t, y34h. 1v3 h4d 4 f3w occ4s1onz wh3r3 1 couldnt us3 my l3gz for, l1k3... th3 3nt1r3 d4y." Latula laughed a bit, kissing him one more time as her hands slid down to start massaging his thighs. "1ll h3lp g3t th3 blood flow1ng, hop3fully 1t wont t4k3 too long to r3cov3r... you w4nt m3 to c4rry you b4ck to th3 h1v3?" Her hands idly kneaded at his muscles, obviously taking some restraint to not get handsy in [i]other[/i] places. 11:12:35
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He was never going to catch a break at this rate, but once she finally relented it was a good chance to breathe a bit lighter. "An entire day?" What kind of... was that gonna happen to him eventually if they kept up with these sorts of "engagements"? Honestly, if even [i]Latula[/i] could go numb in the legs then she was 100% without a doubt going to snap him in half if she ever got [i]real into it[/i]. Kankri shuddered a bit at her massage, allowing her to just work it out for him, "I- well- yes... yes, if it w9uld n9t 6e t99 much tr9u6le t9 lug me ar9und." He knows he weighs no more than a paperweight to everyone, but they did just finish some rather intense exercise, "A-After s9me cl9thes, I-I'd rather n9t 6e seen s9 6arren." 11:28:28
[color=#008282]LATULA: "y34h... 1 gu3ss sh1t g3tz 4 lot mor3 h34t3d wh3n 1t com3z to p1tch... 4ct1v1t13z. not to m3nt1on 4 c3rt41n som3on3 g3tz 3v3n mor3 h34t3d th4n m3." Latula let out a little hum, giggling at the thought of trotting around with a nude Vantas. "1 should h4v3 som3 3xtr4 cloth3z 1f you w4nn4 borrow som3th1ng." Considering her midblood strength, and the fact she does a lot of physical activity, Latula probably wasn't going to have any issues moving Kankri around. "1 wouldnt m1nd tot1ng you 4round for 4 wh1l3. your3 n1c3 4nd w4rm." Latula leaned up to press her lips against his again, still carefully massaging his legs. "w3 should probz w4sh up b3for3 w3 go 4nywh3r3 th3r3 m1ght b3 p3opl3, tho." She mumbled this against his lips, wanting to take just a little longer to bask in his affections before they had to act like nothing had happened between them. 11:38:25
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Which is all the more reason he doesn't need Porrim to find out about either Latula or Aranea- she may double kill them and him and he certainly didn't want anyone's deaths on his hands again. Even if Porrim wouldn't kill anybody, Kankri can't exactly put torture past her- but he very well could be wrong. He leaned into the kiss a little, a bit apprehensive when she broke it to spoke, but she was completely right, "Y-Yes, that's a g99d idea... I guess I c9uld 69rr9w s9me 9f y9ur cl9thes, 6ut w9uldn't that make [u]this[/u] all the more 96vi9us?" Discretion was key- granted they did have a rather solid alibi of a beach day leaving him concerned about ruining his RIGHTEOUS LEGGINGS by reapplying them after frolicking in the saltwater, but still... he certainly wouldn't mind being wrapped in whatever Latula had to offer. It would be... different, but nice. 11:52:22
[color=#008282]LATULA: She gently patted his thighs before reaching up to pull him into one more brief, yet passionate, kiss. "1 th1nk th3r3z som3 show3rz for w4sh1ng off s4nd 4nd s4ltw4t3r conn3ct3d to th1s pl4c3. 1ll h3lp you out th1s t1m3." Latula giggled, pecking his cheek. "1m sur3 you c4n com3 up w1th 4 good 3nough 3xcus3. 1ts mostly loung3 cloth3z, so 1t shouldnt b3 too obv1ous." Especially considering she wasn't seen out in the open in lounging clothes to begin with. She shifted to scoop him up into her arms, heading through a door into a showering room with him. Once she found a little bathing stool, she set him down gently on it and turned the water on to adjust it to a comfortable temperature. 12:00:32
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "I think y9u place far t99 much st9ck in my a6ility t9 weave a web 9f lies. I can just 6arely skirt the ne6ul9us 69undaries 9f the truth en9ugh ar9und P9rrim-" Latula is giving him uppies! First Porrim and now her, it was... awkward being in another's arms like this. Under normal circumstances he'd be completely opposed to a gesture of this nature, but now he was just leaning against her chest until they got to their destination of the showers. He could feel his legs again thanks to her massage, but he really couldn't stand. "I'll certainly try n9t t9 make us kn9wn, 6ut... I d9n't want t9 disapp9int y9u!" 12:11:04
[color=#008282]LATULA: A quiet hum left her lips as she started to rinse him off, gently scrubbing away some of the red and teal from his torso. "w3ll- 1f th3y f1nd out, 1 gu3ss w3 m1ght h4v3 to s4y th3r3z som3th1ng go1ng on b3tw33n us. m4yb3 w3 should pl4n for som3th1ng l1k3 th4t just 1n c4s3." She leaned in, pressing a kiss to his jaw. "1 wont b3 d1s4ppo1nt3d 31th3r w4y. th4td just m34n w3 dont h4v3 to h1d3 1t, h3h." Of course she was just teasing, but there was something a little thrilling about showing off a little PDA. 12:20:28
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] PDA, the greatest trigger known Paradox Space. He could not retain his vows forever, nor his virginty, but he may actually condemned to hell if he allows himself to engage in the Public Display of Affection. Even if it is with.... "D-D9n't 6e silly.. we'll just have t9 6e weary... wh-what c9uld we p9ssi6ly even tell any9ne a69ut... whatever this arrangement w9uld 6e?" The washing felt good, for the most part anyway; he can't fault her for his wounds- well, he quite literally [i]could[/i], but it isn't her fault it hurts when they're washed over. 12:29:49
[color=#008282]LATULA: "mm... l1ttl3 c4s3 of som3 v4c1ll4t1on. not l1k3 1ts uncommon." Latula smiled. If they just said they had some kind of vacillating pitch relationship, nobody would be any the wiser. Troll romance was very complicated, after all. The amount of damage she did either way would probably make it more believable, if anything. Each time she washed over one of the injuries she left behind, she would pause briefly to press affectionate kisses all around each and every one of them. "th4td st1ll m34n YOUR s3cr3t g3tt1ng out 4 l1ttl3 b1t, though." Latula trailed her fingers over his hips, pausing for a moment when she got a little too close to the inside of his thighs. Her hands lifted to start washing his hair instead for the time being. 12:35:57
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Wow- she was getting rather personal- at least as personal as she could get after they'd already... right? He sucked in some air a few times while she washed the damages, but Latula's attempts to temper the pain was quite considerate to say the very, [u]VERY[/u] least. Of course, just when Kankri thought he'd be able to relax, she manages to keep his senses sharp lingering touches seeking things [i]beyond[/i] just a shower, "I-I w9uldn't kn9w anything a69ut vacillati9n and all 9f that jarg9n. I wasn't 9ne f9r that realm 9f study, and n9w it has really c9me t9 6ite..." 12:47:21
[color=#008282]LATULA: "1m sur3 th3r3z oth3rz who could g1v3 you 4ll th3 d1rty d33tz 4bout v4c1ll4t1ng, but 1f 1t com3z down to 1t you c4n just s4y w3 h4v3 som3 k1nd of compl1c4t3d p1tch r3l4t1onsh1p. just m34nz w3 4r3nt 4ll 4bout th3 r1v4lry 4ll th3 t1m3." She eyed over his face, reaching a hand up to wash some lingering teal from his face before returning to washing off his legs. With each movement her hands made against his skin, it was pretty obvious that she was holding herself back. "c4nt s4y 1v3 h4d m4ny of thos3, but 1m sur3 porz could f1ll you 1n on th4t." 12:57:45
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[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He cleared his throat, face reddening as she continued. This was [i]technically[/i] what his life would have been on Beforus if he hadn't been so aggressive about his own autonomy. Of course that isn't to say that a culler or caretaker was terrible simply for being one, but it was unnecessary. Still, would he feel the same if Latula was the one culling him?... Yes! Yes, of course! Kankri can't let an intense bonding exercise completely shatter his ideals... but he liked how Latula was with him right now, "May6e... it may w9rk f9r m9st, 6ut... I d9n't think P9rrim w9uld 6uy that we..." he shivered, Porrim and black romance sounded so foreign, but it made far too much sense for her. Kankri rubbed his face some, "I-I d9n't think I'll ask P9rrim a69ut any 9f that any time s99n." 13:14:45
[color=#008282]LATULA: She let out a giggle, moving another bathing stool in front of Kankri, perhaps almost a little too close, to seat herself on. "w3ll... 1d h4v3 to... M4RK you up som3 mor3 1f w3 w4nt H3R to b3l13v3 1t. sh3d know b3st wh4t k1nd4 b1zn4sty 1 l34v3 b3h1nd." Latula didn't seem to mind the thought of giving Kankri a little more action, but she knew that it was way too soon for him to be able to handle it, even if that was to her own dismay. "1t m1ght t4k3 4 b1t to conv1nc3 popo m4ryj4mz, but 1 dont m1nd work1ng w1th you 1f you w4nt to b3, uh, op3n 4bout th1s." Latula aimed the showerhead at herself, starting to rinse off the smears of teal and candy red that were all over her own body. Latula probably wouldn't have minded being a caretaker, had she not been so adamant about avoiding that scene herself. After all, her own 'disability' would have been enough to slate her for culling if she let anyone find out about it. That was simply no way she was willing to live. She supposed they had that in common. 13:22:09
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He couldn't hope to help wash her the way she washed him, but Kankri could still managed to do parts of her front- even if it required touching beyond what he'd like to deem necessary when it came to particular areas. He started out by reaching over to wash down her shoulders, "Lets h9ld 9ff 9n y9u 6rutalizing me.. m9re than just myself n9t having the c9nstituti9ns needed at the m9ment, I d9 n9t 6elieve that [i]y9u[/i] have the willp9wer needed t9... c9ntain y9ur excitement." As happy as he would be to indulge her, Kankri's not in the business of being culled in a more... gratification based scenario. He had heard rumors of such things, and being one who abstained, it gave the mutant little reason to even entertain the idea of a caretaker. Kankri enjoyed free will very much. Porrim toed the line rather aggressively, but he would not be holding it too harshly against her... anymore that is. He trailed down Latula's figure, being quite modest as to close his eyes while cleaning over her chest. 13:36:38
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[color=#008282]LATULA: Latula let out a bit of a laugh. Everything he said was more-or-less true. "hmm. gu3ss 1ll h4v3 to b34r w1th th3 f1x of k4nkl3z 1v3 got for now." She reached her arm out towards him, giving him permission to wash her more thoroughly if he desired. "c4nt s4y your3 wrong, tho. you c4nt bl4m3 m3 though! your3 just so... 1mpr3ss1v3." Her cheeks cooled a little as a faint hint of teal rose to her skin. "c4nt b3l13v3 your3 clos1ng your 3y3z 4ft3r 4ll of th4t." She giggled, her hands coming back to rest over his as if to help guide him in washing around her chest, perhaps with a little too much enthusiasm. Given how gratifying their little endeavors were, she almost felt disappointed she hadn't gone after him sooner. His affections towards her were never exactly subtle, after all. Latula would tell him to feel free to eye her over, but she was sure they both knew that might cause her to get a little too excited. Instead, she leaned in to peck his lips while his eyes were closed. 13:44:13
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He fumbled about with her, allowing Latula's hands to grant his the ability to trace over her frame, configuring about where he should be focusing his washing on. He whined at her little kiss, Kankri had no plans to open his eyes before, but he certainly won't know. It was risky, risky business. Hands slipping and caressing her hips, cleaning with a bit of gusto- NOT TOO MUCH. Not too much. The last thing Kankri needs is a riled up [i]Dragon[/i] in addition to his Vampire problem- it's not like he's some fiend-slaying knight... that's probably more up Karkat's alley. Still! Kankri does not wish for Latula to grow any more amped than she usually is, "N-N9, N9 I'm certainly n9thing special.." he nestled his fingers around her waist to be much more thorough with the cleansing. "S9! Y9u and P9rrim... I'm sure the st9ry f9r that is far 6etter than talking a69ut me." 14:03:31
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[color=#008282]LATULA: A quiet purr rumbled out of her chest after a few moments of him scrubbing. Her hands continued to help guiding him a little so long as he kept his eyes shut. She let out a low hum in response to how sure he was about not being anything special. "1 wouldnt s4y TH4T." Latula was about to really get into it, but then he brought up the topic she'd been hinting at this whole time. She took in a deep breath, as if recollecting her thoughts. "w3ll, you know how sh3 1s. 1v3 n3v3r b33n too 1nv3st3d 4bout th3 th1ngz sh3z 1nto, 4nd sh3 knowz som3 s3cr3tz of m1n3, 1 gu3ss. 1t w4s 4 cl4ss1c r1v4lry-turn3d p1tch. th4tz how thos3 usu4lly g3t st4rt3d, h4h4." She pursed her lips for a moment, closing her eyes as she just relaxed into the grooming session. "th1ngz got 4 l1ttl3 h34t3d h3r3 4nd th3r3, but sh3 d3f1n1t3ly f3lt th3 full forc3 of my SP3C14L MOV3- th4t, uh, b31ng my k1ll3r sm4ckz. but th3 w31rd th1ng w4s th4t 1t s33m3d l1k3 sh3 l1k3d 1t, 4nd 1 th1nk th4t just m4d3 m3 3v3n mor3 4ngry." Not to mention that, at times, Porrim seemed [i]genuinely[/i] cooler than Latula, without having to put up a front. "urgh, 1 st1ll g3t k1nd4 frustr4t3d th1nk1ng 4bout h3r 1n th4t w4y! but 1 th1nk w3 3nd3d up clos3r b3c4us3 of 1t. 1t w4s just 4 fl1ng, 4nyw4y. 1t d1dnt l4st 4ll th4t long." 14:14:06
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Fronds slither amongst her body, scrubbing and rubbing wherever he felt he should, continuing to work himself lower and lower, hands now upon her lap and working on her thighs. Kankri perked up at the story- the Porrim [i]he[/i] was familiar with could be rather aggressive, but not... that kind of aggressive. Overbearing, nagging, helicopter-y, cull-y..... Not belligerent or violent perse. Threats seemed reasonable, though. "Hm. I 6elieve I can understand that series 9f events. P9rrim can 6e rather... much. What may have irked y9u a69ut her pr96a6ly st99t 9ut t9 y9u in particular. P9rrim is... a peculiar individual in that way. M9st can like her f9r a h9m9genized and 96vi9us distincti9n such, as appalling and 96jectifying as it is, her 69dy, 6ut if y9u [i]like[/i] s9mething a69ut her, it m9re than likely is s9mething 9nly y9u understand in-depth, even if 9ther pe9ple n9tice it, they w9n't... get it." At least, that's how Kankri felt about her- Porrim, that is. The Jade was extremely pestering, but nobody else really got her treatment towards him- neither receiving it (certainly nowhere near the same degree) nor just understanding how... he saw it. And it was harder to explain, "Uhhh can y9u... 9pen up?" 14:38:49
MITUNA: The poor kid was curling up in a ball, grieving after losing his precious weed, all those bong rips that never happened... It was such a sad sight and the feeling was even more intense under the effects of the Devil's lettuce. The cookie helped him, at least a little bit. But he was still crying over spilt weed. "R-R357H 1N P155 W33D 8(" 14:42:33
[color=#008282]LATULA: Latula nodded in agreement. "y34h..." She couldn't really admit that part of the reason things got so heated between her and Porrim was because she knew enough about her to hit her where it hurts. And Latula was pretty prone to getting aggressive about things she was already defensive about. "1 m34n, l1k3 1 s41d, th4t w4s 4G3S 4go now. 1 th1nk p4rt of 1t w4s just... sh3 r34lly knowz how to d1g 4t you, yknow?" She was pretty sure Kankri knew that better than just about anybody. "sh3 h4s such 4 good 3y3 for d3t41l th4t you c4nt r34lly h1d3 4nyth1ng from h3r, 3v3n 1f 1ts som3th1ng l1t3r4lly 4nybody 3ls3 not1c3z. 4nd th3n sh3 g3tz on your c4s3 4bout 1t! l1k3, sorry! 1 thought 1t w4s obv1ous th3r3z sh1t 1 dont w4nt 3xpos3d to your s3lf-produc3d l1ght!" She let out a huff, her eyebrows knitting together. "4nd th3n, l1k3, SH3 1snt 1ns3cur3 4bout b4s1c4lly 4nyth1ng so you c4nt 3v3n m4k3 4ny s4t1sfy1ng d1gz b4ck 4t h3r!" She cut herself off, eyes fluttering open at his request. there was a pause before she spread her legs apart- maybe too far, but she was flexible enough not to care. It was obvious that his request inadvertently excited her a little, though. "4nyt1m3 you w4nt, h3h." 14:51:09
[color=#2B0057]KURLOZ: Kurloz papped Mituna gently, pulling out a little baggie with even more weed and offering a thumbs up as a way of showing him 'there's more where that came from' and that there was no need to worry about it too much. He pulled out a pipe this time, packing a little into it before slinging an arm around Mituna's shoulders with a broad smile on his lips. 14:52:42
PORRIM: ((dw little buddy ur bestie is a dealer with infinite dream nip 14:54:24
MITUNA: "H3LL Y34H UR 7H43 8357 KURLY!" Now he was extremely happy, his true "love" (weed) was back and he even materialized his hard skeleton bong for the occasion! He wanted to match Kurloz's bong, but also because the bulge-shaped bong was not as funny as it used to be. 15:09:49
[color=#2B0057]KURLOZ: Kurloz reached over to pack Mituna's bong for him before giving him another thumbs up and a smile, pulling his arm away. Needed both hands for him to hit his own pipe, after all. Granted, if anyone was going to figure out how to use one hand to smoke, it'd probably be Kurloz. #:o) 15:13:51
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Something told Kankri that maaaaaaybe ages old black intentions weren't without their smoldering embers. Just a little something, but Kankri could quite place his finger on what. It was dark like charcoal, heated enough to feel the warmth of a spade, but not enough to genuinely say a pursual would incur. Even with his eyes closed, he could tell Latula was being naughty AGAIN. Kankri wished to say he wouldn't be washing her any longer unless she behaved herself, but some itching nag in his pan told him Latula may very well entertain that as some sort of ploy or foreplay– or just try and jump him and while that is all well and good- he can't keep up at all. Kankri proceeded to do what he offered, scrubbing up her inner thighs and... nether region, "S-S9, y9u truly su6scri6e t9 the n9ti9n that u-uhhh... that P9rrim has n9 insecurities whats9ever?" 15:23:53
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[color=#008282]LATULA: Right he was. Anything he said right now could and would be held against him. Quiet noises left her while he washed her, halfway genuine and halfway out of pure intent to tease him. "mm. not 3nt1r3ly, 1 gu3ss? 1ts mor3 l1k3 sh3 just do3snt r34lly l3t thos3 1ns3cur1t13z r34lly g3t to h3r. 1 f33l l1k3 sh3 g3tz mor3 1rr1t4t3d wh3n 1t com3s to YOU th4n sh3 do3s wh3n 1t com3z to h3rs3lf." Latula snorted a little at the thought. Kankri really seemed like one of the few trolls who could REALLY rile her up, even if it was just little things he did. Latula mostly passed it off as her acting like she was trying to cull Kankri, more or less, but she'd always doted on Kankri a lot- enough to seem like him 'misbehaving' was some kind of personal attack on her or something. "sur3 sh3 g3tz 1rr1t4t3d, but 1t do3snt s33m l1k3 4nyon3 3ls3 c4n g3t much of 4 r34ct1on out of h3r... m4yb3 your3 just r1l1ng p3opl3 up, h3h." 15:32:11
PORRIM: ((real 15:32:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( rolechat got me fucked up like a bad gambling habit 15:32:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( rerolling every fucking time 15:32:29
PORRIM: ((go+tta spam the absco+nd butto+n so+metimes even stg 15:32:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( feels like im hittin up slot machines and losing every time 15:33:08
PORRIM: ((go+d mo+o+d 15:33:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( hmmmmmm, dave or darkleer...... 15:33:30
PORRIM: ((do+ bo+th yo+u wo+nt 15:33:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( bro youre so right i wont that requires more spoons than im capable of holding rn 15:34:01
PORRIM: ((thats also+ so+ real 15:34:09
PORRIM: ((i have infinite po+wer (so+metimes) thats why I havelike 6 characters 15:34:23
PORRIM: ((truly an unhealthy addictio+n 15:34:29
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PORRIM: ((whichever u cho+o+se ive go+t po+rrim, aranea, sufferer, and do+lo+ro+sa free rn 15:34:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( sweet 15:35:08
PORRIM: ((i missed gro+up rps so+ much bro+ im tweaking 15:35:10
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( not to be an old man shaking his cane at the sky and yelling in the front lawn in boxer shorts w/out a shave in three years but like 15:35:57
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