PORRIM: ((brb rq 06:11:36
(>:v "GIRL WHAT THE FU-" hivewrecking her damn self 06:12:05
PORRIM: ((i mean co+nsidering she presumably slept w po+rrim based o+n innuendo+es po+rrim made-- 06:24:00
PORRIM: ((go+t a chimichanga 06:24:56
(( chimichanga mmmmm 06:26:33
(what are you, Deadpool? 06:26:40
(>:v and that could have been pre-Mituna LOVING, i will not accept cool lady SLANDER 06:27:03
[color=#008282]LATULA: She usually didn't enjoy long walks very much, since she usually just opted to ride her board around. It was faster, as well. "gr34t! 1 s4w som3 pr3tty cool look1ng pl4c3z on my w4y ov3r, m4yb3 w3 c4n ch3ck 3m out!!" Latula usually wasn't super girly, but she did like flowers. They were pretty, even if she could no longer appreciate the various floral scents. Maybe they could go look at one of those flowery places? "you know th3r3z tr33z w1th flow3rz grow1ng on 3m???? r3m1ndz m3 4 b1t of wh3r3 my h1v3 was, 3xc3pt th3 flow3rz look tot3z d1ff3r3nt." She giggled a little, starting to walk towards the direction of the front door so that they could make their exit. "youv3 b33n 4round h3r3 long3r tho, h4v3 you s33n 4ny cool pl4c3z?" Latula looked towards his face. It wouldn't do them too bad to explore a little while they brainstormed activities to do. Granted, she wasn't sure there would be many other things for the two of them to do on their own. Usually the two of them ending up alone was just Kankri passively (accidentally?) hitting on her, without really realizing he was doing so. It was kind of awkward, but she didn't mind the flattery to a certain degree. 06:31:26
♋: He takes one last look at her, before coming to appreciate how she looks in her commanding attire. The two certainly would appear to be a power couple, with his own anointed robes and her captains coat. [color=red]"Your lifestyle? Artillerizers have been pointed at me. I've seen star systems destroyed. I know you've been through rough terrain, Mindfang, but give us some credit here."[/color] He would fix the cuffs around his wrist and take his hood off to reveal a black crown of thorns, wrapped below his horns. Droplets of blood adorned the spiked tips but he cried not, the reddened fury of his eyes only speaking to the legacy of violence he oversaw. [br] [br][color=red]"Perhaps we will do that again, but wander we shall. Into cosmos." 06:33:37
♋: He opens the door from her chambers out to the night air of her deck. The stars shined bright upon the sky- and in the distance large celestial warships could be spotted. He can see the dock now, leading to a grand mansion of sorts. Signless now leaned against a railing on the deck of her ship. [color=red]"What did you want to explore? So many sweeps alone... I could use a breath of personality in my afterlife." 06:37:43
PORRIM: ((po+rrim sunbathing o+n the beach 06:40:15
(( all my other characters just chillin tbh lmao 06:40:51
PORRIM: ((same lmao+ 06:40:56
PORRIM: ((theyre all o+ff so+mewhere 06:41:00
PORRIM: ((altho+ ig meu and kurlo+z are hidden in their pit 06:41:09
(( yes 06:41:43
(( hidden in there pit of happiness 06:41:51
PORRIM: ((do+lo+ro+sa is building sno+w sculptures w psiio+niic 06:42:11
(( fair 06:42:21
PORRIM: ((just go+nna pretend po+rrim is being sexy so+mewhere idk 06:42:34
(( disciple and signless are just chilling out in the open too lmao 06:42:48
PORRIM: ((yeah lmfao+ 06:42:55
(( cus karkat keeps passing out 06:42:59
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Hmmm... well, I have n9t exactly 6een g9ing t99 far, 6ut there is a rather nice f9rest n9t t99 far. If I am recalling c9rrectly there is als9 a cemetery s9mewhere within... Kurl9z; d9 n9t ask." He doesn't believe Kurloz is the one to have spawned it- at least not [u]their[/u] Kurloz, but it was a rather odd area to just exist. "Hmm... I haven't g9ne t9 the p9nd yet. I have 6een away fr9m the 6uilding, 6ut I d9 n9t 6elieve where Aranea lead me had anything t9 d9 with the sc9pe 9f this 6u66le. It was a hist9ry trip, 96vi9usly. N9thing else." Damn it, he should try to act a bit more natural if he plans on bringing up Aranea in any capacity for any reason- "6ut why d9n't we start with y9ur suggesti9n? Ladies first. And, like I've previ9usly stated: I enj9y y9ur ch9ices, usually, s9 n9t mind what y9u decide 9n." 06:43:15
("Porrim just being sexy somewhere" as if she has a choice to turn the sexy off :v 06:47:12
[color=#008282]LATULA: "4www y34h. w3 c4n tot3z ch3ck som3 of thos3 pl4c3z out, l4t3r." A pond might be a pretty cool place to visit. She sort of wondered what sort of scenery was around that? "its not v3ry good for bo4rd1ng, but 1 dont th1nk w3r3 gonn4 b3 do1ng 4ny of th4t, 4nyw4yz." Latula threw open the door and pulled out her board for one more quick grind down the railing of the stairs. Once she landed, she put her board back into her sylladex. "com3 on, k4nkz, l3ts g3t 4 mov3 on!" Him bringing up Aranea didn't bother her much, since it felt pretty likely that they would spend time together going back and forth with their own monologues. That wasn't something she was interested in getting involved with. 06:47:52
PORRIM: ((real she has sexy o+r sexier 06:48:00
(>:v she could always PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES, but we all know she refuses :v 06:49:18
PORRIM: ((she is in the mo+st scandalo+us bikini so+mewhere rn just to+ spite kankri 06:49:37
(he's seething, he's malding 06:49:58
("PUT IT O N DAMN" 06:50:17
PORRIM: (('put it o+n me then' 06:50:27
(:v... >:v "im not falling for it" 06:52:50
[color=#005682]♏: She would look over at his attire as he spoke to her, he looked like a royal asshat. She is not going to say that to him though, considering he’s been mostly nice to her. “I will give some credit to the prince of thorns and suffering I suppose.” a small chuckle arose from her. She would follow him outside, watching as the new scenery took place in her view. Once her galleon docked, she would walk over from where she once was and toss a rope ladder over so they could get down from the ship, Looking over at him. “In life and in death, adventure takes us wherever it calls.” [br] [br] “Let’s go 8other some poor souls, the last one i did ended up actually enjoying the company of.” She was teasing him a little bit. She would descend on the ladder and wait for him first before heading towards the closest unfortunate individual she could manage. Unfortunately for the poor soul it happened to be a jade blood, getting closer it looks like she’s wearing several pieces of string. All she can think of is this looks like the dolarosa and she doesn’t know how to deal with this situation.[/color] 06:58:43
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He chose to walk down, no need to try and impress her with something uncharacteristic like say, sliding down the rail by sitting on it. He is not [i]Rad Cool Tubular[/i] and whatever else- but what's this? Unexpected development, he indeed slid down the railing. It was nothing special, anyone could have done it, even Cronus and, for whatever reason, Kankri felt as though Cronus had a rather skewed sense of balance, he isn't completely certain of that, but it was a nagging itch that never quite went away. Regardless, he dusted some snow off the rear of his RIGHTEOUS LEGGINGS upon landing at the bottom, Kankri didn't treat his feat as anything out of the ordinary, "9f c9urse, I am right 6ehind y9u. Am I really the first pers9n y9u've seen here? I w9uld think y9u have at least run int9 P9rrim 6ef9re seeing me." 07:04:23
[color=#008282]LATULA: "poj4mz w4s on som3 b34ch, 1 d1dnt w4nt to 1nt3rrupt h3r r3l4x4t1on t1m3. w3 both know sh3 do3snt l1k3 h3r ch1ll t1m3 b31ng 1nt3rrupt3d." Latula laughed a little, vaguely impressed that Kankri decided to slide down the railing. It wasn't the most impressive thing, but it was also something he usually wouldn't have put the effort in to do. "mayb3 w3 c4n ch3ck th3 b34ch out l4t3r, too, but s4nd r34lly fuckz w1th my v1b3." She started walking again, heading in the direction she had seen the field of flowers with all the blooming trees. They were similar to cherry blossoms, but she didn't know what those are, since those are a human thing. 07:09:28
♋: Royal asshat was the understatement. What he had seen and done in his timeline would have wrought several life sentences, even in trollian society. In his time he would have spent sweeps being tortured and bled and experimented upon. Friendliness was not his specialty, results were. All that being said, spotting Porrim on the beach sand was a large shock to him. He didn't know why the jadeblood was 'sunbathing' in such revealing clothing, but he knew that she must have been a rainbow drinker similar to his Dolorosa. With some effort he would manage to climb down the rope and start through the sand. He was never the largest fan, hoping to reach some solid ground soon. [br] [br][color=red]"Mindfang did you intentionally take me to a nude beach? What a prank, get rid of this stripper from my vision before I take you in for round two up in that mansion" [/color] Clearly he didn't think Porrim could hear him. His large coat, robes- he would look somewhat like Kankri but more griseled. He had scars, facial hair. His hair was unkempt and the crown of bloody thorns expressed a great sorrow he endured. [color=red]"Unless you brought her here to please us." He was a GIGANTIC asshole. 07:14:27
PORRIM: The so+und o+f fo+o+tsteps in the sand didn't bo+ther her. She didn't expect to+ be the o+nly o+ne o+n the beach. In fact, she half expected so+me o+f the seadwellers to+ sho+w up to+ reminisce abo+ut a mo+re familiar area. Ho+wever, when she heard so+meo+ne start speaking, her ears perked up a little. It so+unded like Kankri, except he was speaking to+ so+meo+ne called Mindfang? And he so+unded much mo+re rude than usual. And the seco+nd co+mment was eno+ugh to+ irritate her. She sat up, o+pening her eyes and lo+o+king in the directio+n o+f the two+ o+lder tro+lls. Great, the alternate versio+ns o+f the wingbags o+f their team. Only this versio+n o+f adult Kankri seemed to+ be much mo+re rude than the o+ther o+ne she had seen in passing a few times back at the mano+r.[br] [br]Po+rrim gathered herself to+ her feet, pulling a sheer bathing suit co+ver o+ver her sho+ulders. "I can't say I'd be o+ppo+sed to+ 'pleasing' so+meo+ne who+ lo+o+ks like Kankri, but I wo+n't be do+ing anything with [i]that[/i] kind o+f attitude. I tho+ught [i]my[/i] Kankri was rude eno+ugh, I didn't think it was po+ssible fo+r so+meo+ne to+ be mo+re rude than him. Hell- It's almo+st like I'm listening to+ Cro+nus in an o+lder Kankri's bo+dy." She cro+ssed her arms, pierced bro+ws knitted to+gether. First they interrupt her relaxatio+n time, and then they even start hurling vulgar co+mments to+wards her. "I do+n't think I really have any business with yo+u, co+nsidering yo+u aren't even fro+m my 07:24:10
PORRIM: Given o+ne at least so+me [i]semblance[/i] o+f maturity, but I guess that wo+uld be to+o+ much to+ expect fro+m even an alternate versio+n o+f anybo+dy I kno+w." 07:24:13
PORRIM: ((gn it go+t rid o+f even mo+re than it sho+wed 07:24:27
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Hm, so Porrim was not around- at least not extremely close by the manor, in which case he could relax a bit more- no chances of the Jade coming to creep upon him and whisk away while Latula is too preoccupied messing about with the flowers. Kankri noticeably loosened his shoulders at the mention of Porrim's whereabouts, "Yes, yes, I w9uld 6e rather hyp9critcal if I s9ught her 9ut during an h9ur 9f relaxati9n." That is the best part, he was not looking for her- actually wait he was! Ah darn. He does requires Porrim's assistance... well that's okay, for now he has to just entertain Latula, "If y9u wish t9 take a trip t9 the 6each, I am n9t 9pp9sed, 6ut just kn9w I will n9t 6e rem9ving any cl9thing and shall n9t get int9 the water. I am 6etter suited as a 6lanket-watcher while 9thers fr9lic a69ut in the 9cean. I w9uld say a lifeguard, 6ut that w9uld require intently watching 69dies- n9t t9 say y9u—9r any9ne else—w9uld l99k unappealing, I'm sure y9u w9uld l99k rather nice, 6ut I w9uld prefer [i]n9t[/i] t9 6e within that jurisdicti9n. Alth9ugh a whistle 9riented j96 d9esn't s9und the w9rst..." he was more focused on the lifeguard duty premise rather than the fact he just told Latula she would look nice in conventional beach attire- honestly, where [i]did[/i] his whistle run off to? Hm. It has not been necessary thus far, so it does not matter. 07:24:29
PORRIM: ((ho+ld o+n 07:24:29
(:v holding on... but to what >:v 07:25:13
PORRIM: "co+nsidering yo+u aren't even fro+m my timeline. I wo+uld've tho+ught that being able to+ gro+w into+ a fully gro+wn tro+ll wo+uld have given o+ne at least so+me [i]semblance[/i] o+f maturity, but I guess that wo+uld be to+o+ much to+ expect fro+m even an alternate versio+n o+f anybo+dy I kno+w." 07:25:24
PORRIM: ((tits 07:26:09
("girl what the FUC-" 07:27:23
[color=#008282]LATULA: Latula nodded in agreement. Porrim was usually the one most sought out when in need of comfort, and Latula wasn't exactly an exception to that. She always felt a little more at ease when it was just her and Porrim around, since she didn't have to stress quite as much about appearances. At first, she was excited by the prospect of going to the beach with Kankri. Who wouldn't enjoy a little bit of fun in the sand, maybe splashing some salty water at each other in good humor. But then he inadvertently suggested that she would look good in a bathing suit. Latula felt her whole face flush with color, although she tried to act like her blood wasn't rushing to her face. "h4h4 4s 1F!!!! b3s1d3z 1ts not l1k3 1d [i]w4nt[/i] to s33 you 1n l3ss cloth3s or som3th1ng, no m4tt3r how mod3st you 4lw4ys 4r3!" She laughed a little, clearing her throat as she adjusted her shades a little awkwardly. "1 c4nt 1m4g1n3 you dr4gg1ng som3on3 out of th3 w4t3r, 4nyw4ys. c4n you 3v3n sw1m????" Latula was pretty sure she had never seen Kankri swim before, but she also had never really seen him do much physical activity in general. It was a wonder how he managed to stay in shape, but it wasn't like she had seen under his sweater in a very long time. Porrim put a stop to him galivanting around in just his leggings pretty quickly after their deaths. 07:33:06
(([color=#008282]LATULA: haha its not like i want to get up close and personal with barely any clothes on with you or anything!! 07:34:19
(Kankri: Girl.... who said all of that- 07:34:44
PORRIM: ((po+rrim: my kankri senses are tingling my bo+y needs me 07:38:51
(Porrim really is just have Krab Fever like what is she ON ABOUT >:U 07:39:31
PORRIM: ((flies to+wards him like the t po+sing spiderman gif 07:39:51
[color=#005682]♏: She just looked between the two for a moment, before snickering at the comment, in fact this was not her intention. “To 8e perfectly clear, my intention was not to 8ring you to a nude 8each or a nude jade. As far as I know this was pure coincidence.” watching as the jade got up and decided to be aggressive. She would let out an exasperated sigh as the jade blood had now gotten angry and went on a tirade. [br] [br]Though the younger troll was not much of a threat she decided to get a bit closer to signless incase she had to intervene. It was unusual to find someone like this but she did not care clothed or not. She did not like the comment of getting together with him being a little territorial right now huh mindfang. “I don’t see why we are the rude ones, 8eing that you are the one who was previously naked on a pu8lic 8each 8ut alright.” She would let out a small huff, cronus? Interesting. “Why are we talking a8out dualscar, how is he even relevant?”[/color] 07:39:53
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Her boisterous, half-hearted laughter snapped Kankri away from the prospect of lifeguarding- he was really just thinking about what type of whistle he would carry, if it would just be a duplicate of his silver one or different like perhaps a bright red or even a white one to go woth the common lifeguard attire- or should it be black or gold to showcase authority as THE Lifeguard. ANYWAYS! Latula. Laughing. About what? He has no idea. Something about him being overtly modest and not taking his clothes off? Kankri found that rather weird, but thought very little of it, "Why w9uld y9u ask s9mething like that- 9f c9urse I can swim! I am n9t s9me helpless little gru6 with n9 skills 6ey9nd making noises and carrying my own physical weight s9 that I may prance a69ut with9ut the assistance 9f s9me s9rt 9f r9lling guard cage around my waist t9 keep me upright. I am a very capa6le tr9ll, with my 9wn aut9n9my. Can [i]y9u[/i] swim? I kn9w y9u t9 6e rather athletic, 6ut I can n9t recall catching y9u near any 69dies 9f water." He was not annoyed- vaguely offended? Yes. But not enough write this off as a bad experience. 07:48:44
[color=#008282]LATULA: Man, Kankri sure was touchy recently, huh? "r3l4x! 1 d1dnt m34n 4nyth1ng by 1t, j33z." She let out a sigh. "y3s 1 c4n sw1m, but 1t 1snt r34lly som3th1ng som3on3 4s r4d 4s m3 would l1k3 do1ng 4ll th3 t1m3." Latula did like to swim occasionally, but it didn't really match up with her cool gamer grl persona, so she didn't do it very often. "1 m34n, c4n you 3v3n p1ctur3 M3 bu1ld1ng s4ndc4stl3z or som3th1ng l4m3 l1k3 th4t? pshh, pl4y1ng 4t th3 b34ch 1s tot4lly for pos3rz 4nyw4y." She didn't want to have a fun beach episode with him ANYWAY. She paused once they reached the flowers, looking around at all the different colors surrounding them, including the pink petals flowing through the air from the trees. "wow. th1s pl4c3 1s k1nd4 n1c3, huh? 1 f33l l1k3 1td b3 4 gr34t pl4c3 for a d4t3. not th4t 1 c4r3 4bout sh1z l1k3 th4t, h4h4!" 07:57:17
♋: Signless snickers to himself for a moment before Mindfang came closer. It actually filled him with a bit of excitement to see her tease anybody but himself for the first time he's met her. Still, he wasn't explicitly out to make enemies at this place. He was just... unseemingly rude. [color=red]"Cheer up, bikiniboobs. It's not like I'm here to cause that much of a ruccus. 08:00:01
♋: Fuck 08:00:04
PORRIM: ((lmao+ 08:00:12
♋: I HATE MY KEYBOARD 08:00:12
(( everytime the fuck gets me 08:00:24
PORRIM: ((i missed a 4 gn 08:03:00
PORRIM: ((lo+sing CR4DZ as we speak 08:03:16
(street cred is in hell :V 08:03:35
♋: Signless snickers to himself for a moment before Mindfang came closer. It actually filled him with a bit of excitement to see her tease anybody but himself for the first time he's met her. Still, he wasn't explicitly out to make enemies at this place. He was just... unseemingly rude. [color=red]"Cheer up, bikiniboobs. It's not like I'm here to cause that much of a ruccus. What do you expect me to do, [i]not[/i] take a long look? And maturity- lady don't even get me fucking started over here. I-" [/color] Just as he was getting started on his own tirade he could feel Mindfangs hand and laced his fingers in it. Was she black flirting with Porrim? Was [i]he[/i] black flirting with her? It was hard for him to tell and at some point he just sighs while listening to the bickering. [br] [br][color=red]"Come on show us around, you can be a tour guide. Just promise you won't put any more clothes on or else the pirate will send you into an ice ravine. And that's not even literal- she'll just make you feel that way." [/color]He laughs again and starts walking towards the mansion, trotting through the sand slowly. 08:07:39
The Ψiioniic [♊] joined chat. ~~ 4 ~~ 08:12:10
♊: ((Psii: playing in the snow with his mom. The rest of the dreambubble: fucking chaos 08:14:41
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] How was there a correlation between knowing how to swim and the beach, allegedly, being for "Pos3rz"? Kankri [i]could[/i] envision Latula at the beach... in... hm. Probably a wetsuit, like a surfer, maybe she would trade in her glasses for goggles—red, it's a mandatory color—and rather than "building sandcastles" she would probably be playing... frisbee. That is a beach activity isn't it? He has never really gone to the beach himself- "Hey, wait a minute-" before Kankri could bring up the fact that Latula had essentially just called Porrim a poser- which he is almost entirely sure is an insult, what kind? He has no idea. Cool Kid L1ngo is not his forte in the slightest. Regardless, he was cut short by their arrival to what she was describing. Hm. It was rather nice. Tranquil and lush with alluring fauna- and apparently dates would be nice here? "Uhm. I... guess y9u are right? Even th9ugh y9u d9 n9t care, I'm sure Mituna w9uld enj9y g9ing 9n a date with y9u here. I'm quite a fair am9unt 9f pe9ple w9uld, h9nestly." 08:14:43
(>:u yeah because they left the snow, the snow keeps the sanity in check 08:15:08
PORRIM: "Well, Cro+nus- Dualscar as yo+u call him- is pro+bably the o+nly o+ne (aside fro+m maybe myself) to+ be so+ o+penly pro+vo+cative as a co+nversatio+n starter." She tapped her fingers o+n her arm, a so+ur fro+wn lingering o+n her face. "My o+wn sho+wing o+f skin is no+ne o+f yo+ur co+ncern. At least I have the decency to+ have so+mething o+n, unlike a certain few who+ I'm no+t go+ing to+ name that have been wandering aro+und here." It wasn't even [i]that[/i] revealing. It co+vered what it needed to+, and suppo+rted where she wanted it to+. Besides, she do+es lo+o+k damn go+o+d in it.[br] [br]She cho+se to+ igno+re the majo+rity o+f what the Signless said. "Wo+w, I'm ro+lling my eyes. Can yo+u tell? Do+ yo+u need me to+ light them up fo+r yo+u?" Po+rrim lit up in classic rainbo+wdrinker fashio+n, fo+r just a mo+ment befo+re returning herself to+ no+rmal. "I do+n't care to+ put o+n clo+thes just because so+meo+ne to+ld me to+, anyway. But, fine, I'll at the very least sho+w yo+u aro+und the mano+r. No+ pro+mises o+n the interio+r, tho+ugh. I'm no+t in the mo+o+d to+ head back inside at the mo+ment." Thankfully the sno+wy area was o+n the o+ther side fro+m where the beach was, so+ she wo+uldn't need to+ wo+rry abo+ut getting particularly chilly. Po+rrim capcho+lo+gued her beach to+wel, trudging thro+ugh the sand until they hit so+lid gro+und as she headed to+wards the mano+r. "Trust me, I kno+w very well what so+rt o+f things even an alternate Aranea is capable o+f." 08:15:20
(( correct psii 08:16:21
[color=#008141]♍: Dolorosa was generally pretty predictable, especially with her love for nurturing the young. "Why don't we try to make a little Kanny? Oh, he was so cute as a wiggler. I wish you could have seen him." 08:17:07
PORRIM: ((latula sprinting back to+ meet psii rn 08:17:34
(( LMAO 08:17:42
PORRIM: ((go+tta get her handful o+f ho+ney packets rn 08:17:42
(( cronus should show up and play in the snow again because psii is the only one who actually likes being around him kinda now 08:18:19
(( finally some not dying today 08:18:33
♊: ((Both of them staring at each other for 30 minutes 08:19:23
(( :) 08:19:34
♊: "I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't materialize or make OUR Signless a grub by thinking about him as a grub. I don't know how this place works, maybe you cannot materialize living beings." Still, Psii was helping Dolorosa gather a lot of snow. "It's such a shame you are the oldest in the group and photos didn't exist back then, right?" He smirked a bit. 08:21:13
[color=#008282]LATULA: "chy34h R1GHT! but 1 th1nk your3 prob4bly r1ght, tun4 would lov3 th1s pl4c3. 1 wond3r 1f th3r3z 4ny b33z 4round?" Latula looked around a little, seeing quite a few insects flying around. There were some butterflies and actually a couple of bees! What a good stroke of luck. She'd definitely be dragging Mituna here later when she found him. "ohh! now 1 r34lly w4nt to s33 h1m. >8[ do you th1nk h3d b3 4t th3 bubbl3 by now?" Latula straightened back up, looking towards Kankri. This just made her miss her matesprite even more. "you th1nk youd b3 4bl3 to f1nd h1m now?" 08:21:18
PORRIM: ((kankri: um yes well theres [i]A[/i] mituna- Latula: *go+ne* 08:21:36
♊: ((Damn little me is lucky that he could be with little tula 08:22:02
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: vwell he’s back from staring at flovwers for the second time, he decided to vwalk ovwer to say hi to psii and older porrim? he’s not evwen going to try to unpack that right nowv. “hey psii, howv are you doin, vwhat are you up to?” [/color] 08:22:21
PORRIM: ((psiio+niic gets mistaken as mituna and gets his ass smacked asmr 08:22:22
♊: ((LMAOOOO 08:22:40
(( psiioniic getting his ass slapped by latula makes cronus die of laughter 08:22:42
PORRIM: ((PLEASE WE HAVE TO NOW 08:22:51
(meanwhile there is the crab. A party pooper because he is unaware to LARGE HONEY has apologized to his best fish friend (only fish friend) >:u 08:24:02
♊: "Oh, greetings little shit. I am helping Dolorosa making a snow grub. This is our first time working with this material and I'm not much of an artist, but I am trying my best. You could use some of that magic to make this easier, heh." 08:24:18
[color=#008141]♍: Dolorosa laughed a little. "Oh, but I'm sure he is happy they didn't. Who knows how many pictures of him would be around. But, yes, the only living things you can create are just projections, like the lingering memory of-" She lifted her head when she heard someone approach. For a split second, her face had a look of pure horror. She took in a breath that she didn't realize she had been holding, forcing a smile as she realized that it was the younger, more harmless iteration of Dualscar and not [i]him[/i]. 08:24:44
PORRIM: ((the war... 08:25:16
♊: ((LMAO 08:25:53
[color=#005682]♏: She is slowly being dragged away by signless while trying to get answers to her questions, once she got them she would walk normal towards the mansion. She wasn’t exactly pitch flirting with the younger jade, just rather annoyed. “I don’t much care a8out what you do in your free time, you can walk around fully nude. I was just stating a fact.” She wasn’t in the mood to continue this conversation either. “We won’t take away much more of your time if it is that inconvenient.” She wanted to no longer be a part of this conversation. The amount of sass in this jade blood is very much aggravating her. “I would hope so, considering i could do almost anything i wanted if i so pleased.”[/color] 08:27:24
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he stared off into the distance for a second vwhen the vwords magic came out of psii’s mouth. “vwell about that one chief, the grand highblood decided to play vwith my vwand and hat so it’s gone nowv.” finally someone vwho doesn’t vwant to kill or maim him. [/color] 08:29:24
(( ptsd from magic lmao 08:31:34
♊: Psii blinked and looked at Dolorosa before realizing. "Oh- I think you are very unlucky but... I also think maybe my lady here is feeling- uncomfortable. It's not because of you, not exactly. I am sorry it's just that your alternate you did a lot to her and it is my duty to protect her." 08:32:39
[color=#008141]♍: "Oh, don't worry too much about it. I just... Well, I never really spoke to him, but..." She wasn't sure how to break the news that she was shot by an alternate version of Psii's new friend. "Um, would you like to join us?" 08:34:19
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he decided to uncaptchalog his newv scarf that porrim made him, putting it on. “sure, i havwe nothing better to do right nowv!” he had no clue about anything going on betvween the tvwo older trolls and he honestly did not vwant to knowv. he vwould start making some snovwballs and use them to make some more snowv grubs. [/color] 08:37:54
♋: Sign had always been somewhat empathetic but when the tensions arose between Mind and Porrim, he would visibly wince and even let go of her hand for a moment. He had seen how much impact dualscar had on her life, but had never known of him in his entire life. Even in his skewed timeline he had never been to sea- only space. He certainly looked more ominous than most other candy bloods that had come through the bubble, attesting to the life time of destruction he was able to witness and oversee. Still- none of that had prepared him for the bitter coldness that his new cerulean friend could dish out. If he didn't know any better he would assume that the snow region of the mansions land was transported before them. [br] [br][color=red]"Do... you two need a minute? I wasn't expecting to lose my hot pirate girlfriend so soon but whatever I guess if you have beef then we can take a minute to settle it. Oooootherwise... maybe we should just keep moving on." [/color] How eloquent, the mutant wanted to make things less awkward after blatantly hitting on a rainbow drinker. 08:38:03
♊: ((psii distracting and latula smacking what's left of Psii's sorry ass 08:39:23
♊: ((distracted* 08:39:27
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Yes, a6s9lutely-" oooohhh... right. This is the part where he has to use his powers, "I'm just g9ing t9 ask y9u three 6ig fav9rs and that is t9: 9ne, trust me. Two, d9 n9t "deck me in the schn9z". And three, 6e a 6it patient." He approached Latula and took a deep breath before gently placing his hands upon her cheeks and look straight into her eyes- shades be damned, it was as if he could stare beyond all veils and obstructions. Now with Kankri linked up to Latula he shut his eyes, the bloodlines that only he could envision branching off- hmmm... that thin one was Kurloz and Meulin, surprisingly this thick one was Cronus- probably girthy with spite, but it also implies that he is rather close... hmm... no.. he's not seeing Mituna- wait, yes he is- wait, no he isn't? It's... odd. It isn't tethered to her- but it does have the same signature as Mituna, perhaps his recent entry from another bubble was causing an abnormality in his trail? Hm. "I see... well there is certainly [i]A[/i] Mituna ar9und, 6ut it c9uld 6e a different 9ne. D9 y9u wish t9 check?" Hey, he can let go now.. but he doesn't, probably just trying to keep track of that little signature. 08:39:34
(( both 08:39:37
(( cronus about to get fucking tossed like a stick the moment mindfang sees him 08:41:25
(Ò _ Ó in front of THIS crab? Words will be SLUNG 08:44:17
(( mindfang will toss the crab too 08:44:29
(( free tossing 08:44:32
(he has never raised his hand to a woman u-u... BUT THAT [i]THING[/i] DOES NOT COUNT 08:45:13
(( LMAo 08:45:32
PORRIM: "I do+n't think we need a minute. Why wo+uld we need a minute?" Po+rrim lifted her bro+w at the Signless. She didn't feel like duking it o+ut with so+meo+ne she just met, let alo+ne so+meo+ne much o+lder than her. Disregarding the suggestio+n, she kept walking, po+inting o+ut so+me o+f the enviro+nments that seemed to+ actually stick aro+und. "Mo+st o+f this place stays the same, but little things change depending o+n who+'s aro+und. There's an area with a lo+t o+f sno+w o+n the o+ther side o+f the mano+r fro+m here, but I'm sure yo+u can understand if I say I wo+n't be go+ing o+ver there right no+w. No+t dressed like this, anyway." There wasn't a who+le lo+t fo+r her to+ say, but she was willing to+ elabo+rate if they had any questio+ns fo+r her. That is, if they were able to+ be po+lite eno+ugh in asking them. "There's usually at least o+ne pair o+f peo+ple playing in the sno+w, so+ I'm sure yo+u will be able to+ find suitable co+mpany o+ver there even in my absence. In fact, I believe the o+lder me and o+ne o+f her co+mpanio+ns were o+ver there earlier. They may still be there, if yo+u're lucky. If yo+u'll be heading there, I'll be staying back here." 08:45:32
PORRIM: ((the ro+ck eyebro+w 08:46:07
PORRIM: ((i remember him raising his hand a little bit [i]earlier[/i] 08:46:20
(( both porrim and mindfang going yea we aren't really interested in each other we are just talking smack lmao 08:46:46
(>:u what are you yapping about HE'S NEVER- ●-● 08:47:01
[color=#008282]LATULA: Despite the rather awkward way he was going about this, she had pretty much agreed not to deck him, so she didn't. She perked up when he mentioned that there was at least [i]a[/i] Mituna. Latula didn't care what version of Mituna it was. After all, no matter the timeline, they had been dating for so long that it was unlikely there was a version that she wouldn't be able to bond with. "h3llz y34h!!!! 1ll tr4ck h1m down mys3lf! r4c3 you th3r3!!!!" Latula shouted, pulling herself away from him and sprinting off towards the manor. She was pretty fast, all things considered. It took her a bit of looking around before she spotted a familiar color scheme on a body suit. "TUUUUUN44444 B4B3Z 1M COM1N FOR YOU!!!!" Latula went into overdrive, sprinting at full speed to run over to the 'other Mituna' and giving him a firm smack on the ass. "D4444MN, you w3nt 4nd sup3rs1z3d yours3lf w1thout t3ll1ng m3???? d1d you m4k3 3V3RYTH1NG b1gg3r?? h4h4h4h4" 08:50:56
PORRIM: ((she co+ming fo+r the cheeks 08:51:02
PORRIM: ((do+lo+ro+sa like hello+ wtf 08:51:19
[color=#005682]♏: She was thinking the same, this was more of a minor inconvenience than an actual fight to her. “I have no quarrels with this jade, we are just passing the time with 8anter.” Though when he would let go of her hand it felt almost a bit of sorrow had struck her, though the look on her face stayed the same. She would listen to the jade blood, though they had gotten out of the tundra prior, messing with different trolls would be fun. “We should go see what they are up to then hm?” She would look at the signless for a moment. [/color] 08:51:22
(( mindfang not acknowledging he called her girlfriend because it did not register yet. 08:52:24
PORRIM: ((latula rlly said kthxbye 08:52:44
(bro is not racing, he will perform a brisk jog. 08:53:29
(( psii getting his ass slapped is going to be legendary 08:54:17
PORRIM: ((she smacks so+ hard to+o+ 08:54:42
(( hardest contact to the ass in eons 08:54:56
PORRIM: ((psiis so+ul leaving his gho+st bo+dy rn 08:55:12
(full teal strength is gonna deflate whatever flapjacks Psii has :v 08:55:13
PORRIM: ((whatevers left o+f his ass is go+ne 08:55:25
(bro gonna be like Rigby: "One Cheek Wonder" 08:55:45
PORRIM: ((LMAO 08:55:50
(( all the witnesses so far cronus > mindfang > dolorosa > evilsign > kankri and the one getting his ass slapped and the one slapping his ass 08:56:26
♊: Psii was distracted making the snow grub with Dolorosa and Cronus, even if he was a bit clumsy in everything art-related, he sure was enjoying this peaceful moment with the woman who raised him and a seadweller who wasn't a complete asshole. The afterlife was good, at least it was before he heard someone scream and suddenly he could feel his sorry ass getting smacked, full force. The poor goldblood could only wince and let out a scream out of this world. The guy was built like a twig, and that ass smack was almost good enough to break him in half. 08:56:38
(( porrim in the back 08:56:40
PORRIM: ((HJELP 08:57:04
♊: ((imagine the tom and jerry scream 08:57:08
(( LMAO 08:57:13
PORRIM: ((LMFAOOO 08:57:13
♋: ((YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOHOOOHOOOOOOOO 08:57:26
♋: ((-proceeds to jump in the air with red ass-)) 08:57:40
PORRIM: ((LMFAOOO 08:57:46
PORRIM: ((yeah 08:57:49
♋: ((yeah bro its so deep like as a kid you are rooting for jerry right... but as an adult you want tom to win because cat is cool haha)) 08:58:22
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he vwould turn and see vwhat all the fuss vwas about, latula had smacked the poor psii’s ass, he vwished that vwas him. but all he can do is laugh at this stupid scene. [/color] 08:58:30
[color=#008141]♍: Dolorosa could only watch as a teal-blood came running only to smack poor Psii's bony ass with the speed of some of the condesce's fastest ships. She felt bad for him, but she also couldn't stop herself from bursting into laughter from what was clearly an accident from someone mistaking Psii as someone else. 08:59:14
♊: Psii fell to the ground, having that classical Family Guy dead pose. 09:00:59
[color=#008282]LATULA: "wow your3 so much t4ll3r th4n 1 r3m3mb3r, 1 d1dnt know you could k33p grow1ng 4ft3r w3 d13d lolz. d1d you los3 w31ght, b4b3z????" 09:01:17
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he’s laughing evwen harder nowv, he can’t breath. it takes him a solid moment before he can control himself. before blurting out. “thats not mituna kitten, thats psii.” [/color] 09:02:25
♊: "t-the war..." 09:02:42
(( i choked irl bc of that 09:02:55
(( on air 09:02:58
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri made no attempt to give chase, simply going for decent little jog back. Were his powers malfunctioning? Was the stress messing with him- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL [font=arial black][i][u]F U C K[/u][/i][/font] was that noise- WHAT WAS THAT S C R E A M ? He only came in to the aftermath- that is NOT MITUNA- HE SHOULD NOT HAVE TOLD LATULA A DAMN THING- Sheeesh.... at least Cronus was another familiar person, but uhhh... no everyone else is a big blank, so he's going to go stand next to the cackling [i]barracuda[/i] and rest a hand to his shoulder, "It's im9lite t9 laugh at an9ther's... misf9rtune." 09:02:59
PORRIM: ((MISFORTUNE LKMFAO 09:03:23
[color=#008282]LATULA: D8< 09:03:35
(( BITCH LITERALLY CAME OVER TO CRONUS TO BE MEAN lmao 09:03:40
♊: ((congratulations, you killed psii and all it took was smacking his ass 09:04:00
(bro was about to say luck before realizing [i]he[/i] would die if Latula slapped him like that, shit would be a WRAP 09:04:06
[color=#008282]LATULA: "4wwww sh1z, 1m so sorry 4lt3rb4b3z!!! 4r3 you ok4y??? your 4ss 1snt cond1t1on3d y3t >8[" 09:04:30
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he looked at kankri and then kankri’s hand on his shoulder, he’s just going to pretend it’s not happening. “hey kan, please it vwas funny i did nothin vwrong!” [/color] 09:04:43
PORRIM: ((LMFAOO 09:04:44
♊: "T-The war... the pain..." 09:04:47
(*TOM SCREAM* *discord disconnect* 09:04:50
(( LMAO 09:04:54
[color=#008282]LATULA: "you w4nt m3 to k1ss 1t b3tt3r???? w41t your3 not my tun4, uhhh-" 09:05:11
♊: ((fun fact psii can naturally make the discord disconnect sound 09:05:34
[color=#008141]♍: Dolorosa is actually in tears from laughter. 09:05:35
(a legit GUNSHOT sounds effect from that slap 09:05:42
PORRIM: ((HASHFHSD 09:05:46
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he can’t help but laugh again, she vwas gonna kiss his ass better. nowv that is something he can’t make up evwen if he vwanted to. [/color] 09:06:06
♊: "Have mercy please... I was- I was minding my own business..." 09:06:24
♊: Psii's sorry asexual ass was the next one to be slapped to the oblivion. 09:06:54
[color=#008282]LATULA: "nooo 1 d1dnt m34n to hurt you l1k3 th4t 1 w4s just exc1t3d cuz 1 thought you w3r3 MY tun4!!" 09:06:59
[color=#008282]LATULA: (nice unintentional pun lolz) 09:07:19
♊: ((lmao 09:07:30
[color=#008282]LATULA: "m444n wh3r3z s3rk3t 4nd h3r w31rd h34l1ng pow3rz wh3n you n33d th3m?" 09:08:26
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He closed his eyes in shame on behalf of his friends. One is in hysterics and the other is just... being the over eager lady she is. Kankri would reprimand Cronus more, but he doesn't even think [i]Porrim[/i] would get him to stop laughing right now, so the best he could do was just make sure his presence was- "Uhhhhhh.... Aranea is... 6usy I 6elieve." 09:09:21
((8oohooohoooo in the distance)) 09:10:38
(( we have a serket but it's the wrong one 09:10:48
♊: The goldblood closed his eyes, pretending to be dead from a troll slapping his ass so hard. 09:10:50
PORRIM: ((real 09:10:54
PORRIM: ((LMFAO 09:10:57
((￢_￢) that B E A S T is not a Serket 09:11:34
[color=#005682]♏: Unsure how to react to the situation that had unfolded in front of her, this was almost as if she walked into the sLAUGHTER house and got a front row seat. Then she heard the name serket. She had never healed anyone, at least not recently. Her hatchname is too weird. “I could try, no promises.” She looked absolutely terrifying up close to possibly most if not everyone around her, besides signless.[/color] 09:11:46
[color=#008141]♍: "Oh, stop being so dramatic. You're not going to die just because you had your ass smacked-" She looked up when she heard a familiar voice, sputtering slightly from the shock of seeing HER here. 09:12:18
♋: [color=red] "Well be nice, she was just enjoying some sun on her skin. We shouldn't reduce her to a sinful plaything- even if that's what she wants. But you're right, if you want to check out the snow we can go. I don't see why not." [/color]Well, one reason would be that Signless had last been set out to perish in the tundra, blood freezing in his veins and leaving him for dead like an animal. That certainly wouldn't be associated with any trauma, right? Even thinking about it, his hand instinctively went for hers and squeezed. Porrim had been nice, so he would try to stop being so rude to her. But with Mindfang, her presence certainly made him feel protected. After his hostility, and their arguing, it was even more endearing to him that she would accept him into her crew.[br] [br][color=red]"Hopefully the next time we meet you can impress me with the royal regalia that your jade counterparts would have sought to show. I'm sure there may be a time if willed."[/color] He wasn't outright black flirting, but with Mindfang there it seemed more like an invitation for future [i]shenanigans[/i], whatever those could entail. 09:12:22
♊: It was so unfortunate because now Psii cannot protect Dolorosa from any potential threats. "I need a buttcheek transplant..." 09:13:07
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he stopped laughing, vwhen he heard the older trolls wvoice. this gavwe him dread and he decided to shut up.[/color] 09:13:08
(( sign on tangent mindfang being like: aight i'll try but i cant fucking promise shit 09:13:46
♋: ((evil sign boutta have a squad of hot women protecting him even though he is a complete jackass)) 09:13:49
(( LMAO 09:13:59
♋: (( "yes I know I authorized the extermination of several colonial exoplanets BUT IM JUST SO CUTE HAHA" 09:14:25
PORRIM: ((the matesprite she had befo+re death vs the matesprite she go+t after death: the series 09:14:56
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Oh? Silence so soon- why could that be? He turned to look over his shoulder and... was everyone afraid of being forced to sing Sea Shanties? What was the big deal it was just a pirate- a rather boring one at that. She didn't have a peg leg or hook hand- not even an eyepatch with a decent design. Sure that would be even MORE generic, but it would spice up the outfit. "Cr9nus, are y9u alright?" 09:15:16
[color=#005682]♏: She would walk over to psii and use her powers, all it did was make her read his mind and emotional damage and she looks a bit disturbed backing away from him. “That one is messed up.”[/color] 09:15:45
(( mindfang falling in love with a psycho 2.0 09:16:00
[color=#008141]♍: Dolorosa wrapped an arm around Psiioniic, pulling him close to her to hide him behind some of the sheer covering of her top, as if to protect him from the approaching cerulean. Even though she knew, realistically, there wouldn't be anything she could do to defend him from Mindfang. 09:17:07
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he just shook his head, keeping his mouth shut vwhile vwatching the marquise, if his blood vwas any colder he’d be a popsicle.[/color] 09:17:32
(( mindfang points at psii and says he's fucked up lmao 09:17:46
♋: [color=red]"Why did everything get so serious it's not like we are in a movie guys" 09:18:02
PORRIM: ((LMFAO 09:18:07
("he's a fruitcake, point and laugh" 09:18:17
♊: "Just let me die already... I think I won't be able to sit down again after that-" 09:19:04