Wednesday 16 August 2023

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> That sends red flags up to your pan, you're sure if he wanted to dead you would be by now but it never hurts to ask "why?" You try to keep your tone from getting too defensive, he probably doesn't mean any harm, you just can't predict what he wants. You're not yet done with your hair, the thought of just throwing it into a bun is looking very appealing right about now but you've already made it almost half way. You aren't too concerned with your ego past the point of keeping up a certain image, you just don't trust IG is all. So long to the silence, your mind is churning out al sorts of conspiracies again. 01:28:39

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> "You look like you're struggling with that." You point to their hair. You feel like it would've been done by now if they'd been a bit more... awake? They're certainly more lucid than the last time they'd woken up so they've got that going for 'em. You don't get the chance to work with anyone's hair; Yours is low maintenance by nature, you could let it grow out more, but that doesn't sound so appealing when you've got a someone literally fumbling around with their locks right before your eyes. However, you've worked on some of the family member's hair before; The boss's is about as long as theirs, give or take an inch or two. Probably would've been better for them to brush it out a bit more first, but them the breaks. 01:38:04

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(( >:0 01:38:22

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(( echo chamber: created 01:40:01

(the open mouth kissing arc ended in catstrophe, I want my MONEY BACK >:U I WANTED A CATACLYSM 01:42:00

(( no refunds 01:42:13

((you knew what you signed for 01:42:36

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(I did. Not. I was betting in racehorses and all there were were DONKEYS. 01:49:03

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((oh man no open mouth kissing? 01:52:12

> [color=black] The words catastrophe and cataclysm seem to have burrowed into your pan for some unknown reason. The unknown reason: You're rewatching another lecture centered around the printing press and it must be least engaging piece of media known to trollkind. They're good words. Fun ones. Terrible in any actual context, but they have a nice ring to them. The kind of word you'd say a couple of times until it begins to lose all meaning. You sense there's a good pun hidden there somewhere. You wonder if you'll ever find it...[/color] 01:52:26

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((Well the centaur was sick that day so 01:54:27

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([u]WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAH.[/u] [i][u]I DONT WANNA FUCKIN HEAR IT >[color=#ff0000]:[/color]U[/u][/i] 01:58:25

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(( the perfect crime 01:59:33

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> "Hmm, you pick~ surprise me. And I realize now what cut of meat means, I'm not very learned in things outside scripture and preaching, and fashion" he purred deeply "very nostalgic indeed!" 02:01:27

((Ra wanted to throw IC into a wall and break every bone in his? Their? Body. But he promised not to hurt them so he didn't 02:03:50

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(weak, I break promises all the time >:v breaking some bones ain't gonna hurt nobody... important that is [color=#ff0000]Ò[/color] v [color=#ff0000]Ó[/color] 02:09:12

((Ra IS still pretty pissed IC lied to them both to their faces and hid information by thinking it 02:10:07

((hmmm 02:10:45

(( not sure if they lied(?) 02:13:30

((they said multiple different things, back pedaled then didn't tell the truth openly that they should have just said in the first place instead of saying 'i didn't think you were that close' 02:15:06

((so yea IC is on his shit list 02:15:37

(( fair 02:16:43

(( hansou's bones were just too squishy, he got spooked 02:16:59

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(what they need is a ♧ 02:17:44

> they make another bowl with a new mixture. They dip the meats and begin cooking. "Well, no need to worry. our two paths diverged only to return once more looking more like... a high capacity vehicle passway? Full of trade good transport trading information, exept it was dyed a delightful shade of red." they spoke, cooking the meats and flipping them over here and there. 02:19:20

> "I haven’t eaten a burgandy in ages~ Ahhh that smells so good my love" he was patiently waiting, though his foot tapped eagerly against the floor, had he a tail it would be wagging furiously in a dog like manner. 02:21:42

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EB: ((is there a reason it's trolls only? 02:25:38

> They ready a plate and chopsticks as the heart trimmings gained a healthy darker glow. "Like it crispy or still a little bite to it?" they asked as they ate some of the other cooked meats, nodding in acceptance. "That's good." 02:25:45

((takes place on alternia 02:25:53

(● v ● 02:26:15

((it'd be kinda weird if humans were involved 02:27:06

> "Little bite to it~ oooo! Yay!" He giggled in absolute excitement as he watched. "You're the greatest miracle of all time in my life forever~" 02:30:04

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> He underestimates the sheer amount of hair you have. You've debated on cutting it short but you spent so long growing it out, might as well keep it. You think over the offer and hesitantly make your way over to him. when its not pulled back in a high ponytail, your hair is about calf length so it can be a lot to manage. You'd be a lot more on edge if you were in your right mind, on edge enough to not sit with your back to Zegama like you are now, but sleep is hard to get away from. "Just be careful" you don't have a particularly sensitive scalp judging by how you were ripping through those tangles, you're just worried about all the little things that could go wrong. 02:41:27

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> They start plating the heart meat right away. "Aw, thanks babe~. Wait till you try this before you go praising me." They say as they offer the plate of cooked heart meat with chopsticks. Smells savory and tangy! 02:41:42

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> You sit up a lot more, edging closer to them, lifting up a large wad of this behemoth they call their hair- nevermind, the boss's hair is no where NEAR this long. Still, this isn't going to be a problem. You move their hair over to the side so you don't end up squishing any of it underneath your leg or something, pulling them a bit closer to you just cause you feel it'll make it a bit easier, "Don't worry, gentle's a request I've handled all the time." You don't really let that sink too deep into the atmosphere before you're studying their hair, humming a bit to yourself in thought, "How exactly do you want it? I'm like a super stylist, but I can definitely pull something off for you." 02:54:25

> He gave a honk of appreciation "itadakimasu~!(thanks for the food!" He took the chopsticks after clapping his hands together and began to eat. "Aaaah its motherfucking perfeeeeect!" 02:54:45

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> they giggled as they let their own food get a bit more crispy before plating and eating it. “Glad you like it so much! Now I wonder if our little warrior will like it.” 02:59:55

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> "Ain’t as much wiggling going on so our little bruiser seem to approve ~!" He ate happily, humming to himself as he did so. 03:04:55

((Yo 03:05:15

((hello person 03:06:00

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> They smiled as they kept eating. "Delightful~! I also got some stuff for them when the time comes.... a-and some help books for grub care." 03:11:35

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> He grinned "Find any in our tongue? I can't read Alternian" he looked down at his abdomen as he purred a bit, free hand settling on it. "I can't wait to see all you done got" 03:16:04

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> "Well, uh, no. The store didn't carry any, just in alternian and picture based instructions for the lusii. I got the one with picture based instructions." they take it out, it's got a picture of a chibi lusii and a variety of different colored grubs. "I also stashed the modus cards full of the stuff in the closet." 03:25:32

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> "Thats one thing we're definitely gunna change, many a clown I know refuses to speak alternian. Oooo" he looked at the book excitedly "This is so precious!" 03:30:35

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((i have 03:32:08

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> "I know right? Thought it was far superior to the other anyway." they say offering the book to the other. "Lotta cutesy illustrations in it too. You're welcome to look at what else i got too." He got a lot in that closet 03:37:10

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( AUUUGHHHHHHH 03:40:32

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> You hand him the hairtie and undo whats left of your braid, shrugging "I was just trying to keep it out of the way, untangled, you can do whatever" You usually settle for a bun or a ponytail, whatever gets the job done quickly. Obviously you can't have your hair in the way when working, that would probably end with you pioneering new methods for losing most of your hair in a second. You aren't working right now however so you might as well see what happens, let IG have his fun. "Just don't get it any more tangled than it already is" You do your best to keep it nice but long hair has a way of becoming a mess very quickly. Maybe you should try straightening it. 03:43:28

( YAAAAAAAAAAH 03:43:29

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((Yaaaas? 03:51:02

((Hey gays 03:51:52

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(suh homos 03:56:52

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(nun much 04:00:07

> He purred happily and looked through it "You right spoilin us darling~! I wanna see the things for our little warrior~!" 04:00:09

UB: Hell0 ^w^ 04:00:13

MC: Yoooo 04:00:17

CM: 『 Heya! 』 04:00:22

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> they smiled as they stand up, walking to the closet to grab a nice catalogue's worth of modus cards. Toys, hats, clothes, stuffed lusii, and some options for sleeping arrangements for the grub. Y'know, cribs and little fuzzy beds! 04:05:00

UB: H0w Are Y0u Guys? ^w^ 04:05:04

CM: 『 Pretty dang good 』 04:05:13

UB: N1ce That's G00d, Anyth1ng 1nterest1ng Happen? ^w^ 04:05:58

> His eyes lit up and little purple hearts made of wispy voodoos floated out of his eyes for a few seconds as he looked at his mate. He walked over to get a better look at the cards. "Beloved this is all so motherfucking amazin!" 04:08:56

MC: Yea acTually! 04:09:13

UB: 000, Sp1ll The Tea ^w^ 04:10:12

UB: 1f Y0u Want 0fc ^w^ 04:10:15

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MC: I've DeciDeD To sTarT preachin on campus, plus I'm a liTTle biT near To sTarTin my own clurch! 04:13:00

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UB: 0h N1ce! ^w^ 04:18:09

(ohp i got distracted;;; 04:23:01

(im here for real now dsfghjh 04:23:05

((You're chill 04:23:09

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MC: Hell yea! 04:30:43

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> "Heh, yeah, expensive too at that." they chuckled. "Little warrior better love the stuff i got for em." 04:33:52

> The past few days have been ROUGH. Those headphones of yours really did their purpose, blasting music to keep you focused. Day and night you've been camped up in the library working on that paper of yours. It initially started off as a joke, but somehow you ended up writing an 8 paged paper revolving around the sandwich theory. And to think, you wrote this completely sober. [br]Yeesh. [br]But nevertheless, you added the final touch-ups- not really caring much about a title, it could really be anything if you cared enough. Sandwich theory was enough for you. Export, submit, and badda bing badda boom, you're done![br] The idea of collapsing onto your bed sounds so good right about now....[br]You open up your husktop as you pack everything up, venturing back to your dorm. [br] [br] -- uncooperativeDissidant [UD] is now online! -- 04:37:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ whats crack a lacking┊ party people haha 04:38:12

UB: 0h Hey UD ^w^ 04:38:20

[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ yo! 04:38:30

[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ guess who's finally FREE 04:38:38

UB: S0 Qu1ck Th1ng S0 Y0u're N0t W0rr1ed When Y0u Get H0me. ^w^ 04:38:44

[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ whats up 04:38:51

UB: 1 Br0ke My Wr1st Earl1er, 1t's F1ne 1 G0t 1t Set But 1'm Heal1ng R1ght N0w ^w^ 04:39:05

[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ what?? 04:39:25

[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ Dude what happened?? 04:39:29

[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ are you okay? 04:39:38

UB: Uhh 1 Br0ke 1t When 1 Was W0rk1ng 0ut ^w^ 04:39:40

[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ do you need me to get you something 04:39:44

UB: 1'm F1ne Th0ugh ^w^ 04:39:45

[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ i can get an ice pack or like┊ ice or something 04:39:52

UB: 1t's 0k D0nt W0rry ^w^ 04:40:00

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