Tuesday 15 August 2023

UB: Yeah, H0pefully 1'll Heal S00n, 1 D0nt D0 G00d W1th Stay1ng 1n 0ne Place F0r T00 L0ng ^w^ 21:23:35

UB: 1 Get Restless ^w^ 21:23:39

MC: Well Damn, I goT a liTTle seT up behinD The college clurch chapel, you like TargeT pracTice? 21:24:49

UB: Fuck Yeah! 1 Haven't D0ne 1t Much Recently Wh1ch Sucks ^w^ 21:25:34

MC: WickeD, once you're healeD up leT me know anD we can meeT up To geT in a game 21:28:44

UB: C00l ^w^ 21:29:55

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MC: BiTchTiTs :o) 21:34:09

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(( Damn we're up to 114?!? 21:36:36

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((wait what 21:44:10

((Like people's number for the chat 21:45:17

((We apparently have 114 now 21:45:28

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((ahh 21:46:50

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You stepped away from your device for a moment. You are back and stronger than ever. 21:48:51

UB: Hey 1C ^w^ 21:49:00

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> four trolls attack! One pulls out a baton as the others ready daggers and one pulls a stick. Baton troll charges and swings over head at Tobira, they block the attack by grabbing the armed hand, but got countered by a fist to the gut. The grip is loosened as they baton troll breaks the grip to attack overhead again. Tobira looks up to the attack in panic a the swing engages, responding by grabbing the armed hand's wrist with both hands and pulling them into an Akido style throw and following it with harsh kick to the head. Baton guy is OUT! Next, Tobira takes the baton to throw at a stick wielder. Miss! as the troll was dealing with the panic of the flying steel, tobira charges at them and deliveres a drop kick to send the troll into a stack of canned goods. As Tobira gets up from the drop kick, second stick troll readies for an attack. Before the attack pulls through, an employee calls over. [color=green]"LOOK OUT!"[/color] Tobira looks up, only to quickly begin to plank and roll out of the attack range. As silly as it looked, it was actually effective! Tobira stands, now next to the dilapidated tower of... canned bone marrow? Aw fuck yeah, you were looking for that. Tobira pocketed some and starts throwing the rest at the stick wielder, nailing them in the head. Now, where's dagger troll? 21:50:44

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You welcome UB into the ghost town. 21:52:14

CM: 『 Man, local shoppers these days are absolute ferals now 』 21:52:48

UB: 0h D1d S0meth1ng Happen\? ^w^ 21:53:19

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > They are? 21:53:49

CM: 『 Not much, found some canned bone marrow 』 21:54:02

CM: 『 Oh, the shoppers? idk, likely thought i was after their coveted influencer brand fluid 』 21:55:31

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Ah. You understand now. Shoppers can be even more of a threat under the right conditions. 21:58:57

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You clarify that anyone who values their lives should steer clear of klondike bars. 21:59:12

-- culinaryMisdoings shared a photo -- [br] Look at the mess Tobira made, absolutely shameful! But he did catch a jade stock jockey posing by the body covered in a pile of cans. 21:59:43

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Oh. 22:01:52

CM: 『 I feel bad for the jade there tbh, likely has to clean up all this 』 22:02:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You add that it's a good thing that Tobira is okay. 22:02:53

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Look on the bright side. Now they have a good story to tell at the ready. 22:04:09

CM: 『 Yeah true, true 』 22:04:34

> Now that grocery work is done, it's time to torture a guy for info! YAY 22:11:24

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(( RIP UD 22:14:59

((pap 22:16:01

((wild 22:16:44

CM: 『 So, whats everyone up to? 』 22:17:31

UB: Ch1ll1ng ^w^ 22:17:49

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Nothing of note. It's a slow night. 22:19:28

CM: 『 Fair, fair 』 22:20:01

CM: 『 Hopefully shit speeds up 』 22:22:16

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(the clowns are waging war 22:22:54

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You're not so sure about that ^^; 22:23:01

CM: 『 Why's that 』 22:23:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You think a little break can be good. 22:23:23

(( >:o) 22:23:28

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CM: 『 I guess so, still gotta have some fun here and there 』 22:25:01

(fortunately they are too busy with tomfoolery to coordinate :V 22:26:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Also true! You still caution that it's best not to overdo it. 22:26:38

> You'll let it slide just this once, burying your head into his chest and groggily debating on letting yourself fall back asleep. Any thought you might have of them being nicer than you expected yet not as cagey or about how maybe you shouldn't go back to cuddling so they can get some sleep is once again subverted. You've fought off thinking about anything really important this long, some silence before you have to get up. You close your eyes, your body feels heavy from the restlessness. It takes a while but eventually you wander your way back to sleep. 22:28:05

((clownery 22:28:15

((I'll be back on later 22:32:56

((oki 22:33:06

CM: 『 Yeah, makes sense 』 22:33:30

(( o7 22:33:31

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MC: Hey 23:00:55

> Below the renovations, below the restaurant that now stands aglow and lit, resides a dark fortress. Smuggling, counterfeiting, forgary, and much more. But you're not here for those, you're hear for a small dark and cold room. A troll is sat and bound to a lone chair as you enter, two men follow you in but you look back with a stern glare... they leave and close the iron door to leave you to a dark work. 23:01:05

CM: 『 Yoho! 』 23:01:10

MC: How are Things going love? 23:05:11

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CM: 『 So far so good~! Got pulled aside for a quick work thing, should be back in two clips of a finger 』 23:07:02

MC: Oooo who's geTTing Their fronDs cuT off? :oD 23:07:27

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((meow meow meow meow 23:08:18

(( the song of my people 23:09:05

MC: Do hurry back when you can Darling, I wanT To hear all abouT your nighT ouT 23:09:16

((LOUD AGGRESSIVE BARKING 23:09:31

((BARKBARKABRKABRKABARKBARKABAKRBAKR 23:09:44

((it ate my barking 23:10:16

CM: 『 I will love, and uh, it's one of those bastard's henchtrolls 』 23:10:33

(( WOOF BARK BARK!! 23:13:17

MC: Oh lovely, bring back enough To painT wiTh. 23:13:43

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CM: 『 I think i got one of those flora blood taps, might work for that 』 23:16:03

> Out like a light- well, more like they're a daycover. For those trolls who are light sensitive or just extremely scared of the sun even though they'll be fine indoors- either way, they're sleeping again. You don't know what storm is brewing, but the brontide is sure to make itself evident, so you'll be ready. Completely ready. With your eyes closed. You let large sigh, whistle through your gills as you decompress once more and nuzzle up closer to them. Might as well let your eyes be closed so they won't feel [i]as[/i] heavy later on. 23:17:13

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MC: Oh my, Drain The meaT of blooD? Can I eaT iT? 23:17:32

((the die fucking hate Zegama 23:20:02

((I roll a d20 for seeing how fucked shit will get, 1 is best, 20 is worst 23:20:25

((i just not a nat 20 23:20:31

((*got 23:20:40

(( accursed dice 23:21:09

(he just rizzs the dice uwu 23:22:09

((do you want to deal with the squirming and screaming again because i can just have him nope out of sleep 23:22:44

((or reroll 23:23:06

(it's all chill with me :V 23:23:43

((im going to shake you 23:23:53

CM: 『 If you want, sure 』 23:24:17

(>:^V then do it 23:24:23

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((okay you get suffering again 23:25:11

MC: Yay! 23:25:25

(the only thing to satiate my hunger uWu 23:25:37

CM: 『 Finger paints and freshly juiced jackass, on the way 』 23:27:31

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> Just as expected you're right back in the dayterrors, wether these are better or worse is unclear, it's all the same as earlier but this time you manage to wake up after about an hour. You open your eyes again, this time not quite as calm. It's the heart pounding adrenaline rush you get after waking up at the crux of a daymare. You sit up and look around to make sure none of it could be real, silly but it's your first thought. You sigh in defeat and lay back down for the second time but you don't close your eyes, you're too awake now and you took the reoccurring hell as a sign to wake up. You'll just lay here staring at the ceiling until IG wake up. Yes. Solid and not at all creepy plan. 23:33:43

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> a moment passed as Tobira exits the room with a pair of small butcher paper parcels under his arm, a large canister in his modus and a pad of paper full of info. "Alright, carry on gents. see you guys on opening day." they smiled as they left for the dorm. The lackeys look inside to see a troll without digits and a tree tap sticking out of their neck. Eugh. 23:40:15

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> Well that was another extremely eventful rest. Not a wink again, but at least you could keep your eyes shut this time around. Then of course the sprung out of your grasp [i]again[/i], so they must wlbe awake. You'd say you're exasperated, but that's a lie, you're sort of just going through it at the moment. You would sigh, but it isn't really worth it, they've just got stuff to work through, not like you can change that and it's not a bad thing. Eventually, you cut the sleeper act and open up your eyes. Yeah, your eyes feel a bit better, "Well, well, look who's on the up and up." 23:52:25

CM: 『 Hiveward bound! 』 23:55:35

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Wednesday 16 August 2023

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> You do feel bad, normally it isn't this bad. "I can leave if you want to get some sleep" You're frustrated. It doesn't show much but you are upset at the lack of sleep and how you kept him from getting any real rest. Now that he's awake, you sit up one last time and let your hair down to fix the mess its surely become with all the rolling around. You rake through it with your fingers before starting to braid it. Man you sure do have a lot of hair, this might take a minute. "sorry" You apologise again, it's probably the most genuine thing you've said to him this entire time. 00:11:02

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MC: Yaaay 00:16:19

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> You quirk a tired brow at them, choosing to continue your line of ignorance. You let out yawn, "Don't know what you mean, I've been getting those Zees in good." You draw your arms up, rest your underneath your head as you watch them smooth out their hair. All this apologizing is for nothing, at least to you. You don't see the point, you're certainly don't need any of it. You pull a hand out to dismissively wave it off, "Sorry what? Sleeping? It's no big deal." 00:24:29

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> Soon, they return to the dorm, items in had a face bearing a smile. "I'm hive!" they call out as the door opens. 00:26:36

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> He got up and hurried over excitedly "what you bring me?~!" 00:29:59

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> They set down a large jerry can and the wrapped parcels. "Fingers and toes, blood, a bunch of drained meats." they state as they set each item down. 00:33:20

> "You sure your night went ok? This the second time you said fingers, ooooo MEAT! What color is it? I can eat it raw but if you're feeling up to it I'd love your miraculous cooking~♡" 00:35:43

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> "Huh? Oh, right, yeah im fine just distracted and such. It's olive meat it think, and i'm far more than willing to cook it." they say as they stash away their purchases from the grub item store before taking out a small little grill station, seasonings, and sauces. 00:46:09

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> He kissed his cheek and purred, sitting down to eagerly wait. "I hope you're feeling alright, but its absolutely marvelous you were up for hunting tonight, I'm ravenous and I need more than the food hall can provide" 00:51:39

> Hmm lying for your sake. "I doubt you slept through whatever I was doing all day." You take your time braiding, you aren't sure what to do after this so you procrastinate to avoid the inevitable awkwardness sure to come. "I'm sure you need sleep if you're supposed to work tomorrow" You aren't sure how much you beat him up in your sleep but the fact that you can wake up in a completely different position and orientation than you fell asleep in is a pretty good indicator. 00:52:52

> "It was more than a hunt, it was also an interigation." they start cutting the meat into nice thin ribbons and making a mixture in a bowl with sauces and spices. "what sort of cut would you like?" 00:58:24

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> He looked excited "Did it scream? You get all the answers you needed? Did you use your chucklevoodoos? As for cut, meat!!" He had absolutely no clue what different cut types were, he licked over his fangs like a dog, hunger rumbling in his nutrition sack. "Teach me" 01:02:58

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> "Nah, all rested up. Besides, works a no-go for a few nights. Just closed a big deal not too long ago earlier this wipe so were on a celebratory sabbatical for the next few nights. Boss is nice like that." You're sure their ego is way more important to them than your ego is to you, so why not spare them any of the hardships that come with any sort of embarassment right now. "Come here." You beckon them towards you with two fingers with slow drawl, bit of a taunt, bit of a request. Most definitely doesn't sound like you're in any way authoritative, just... stating you want them to come to you for something. 01:07:28

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> They chuckled. "How bout something... nostalgic? Some pumper fillet?" after cutting up the muscle they had, they take out a heart from the bag to cut up. "I tested it as i took off the fingers, turned out it made things worst for the poor thing." they chuckled. "Any choice of sauce, spice?" 01:13:33

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