Wednesday 30 August 2023

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CM: 『 Never mind, not as weird… ish 』 05:05:33

MC: THIs moTHErfuckEr Is In quADs wITH HIs fuckIng lusus 05:05:34

MK: >///< yøu nɇɇd tø mɇɇt my fathɇr sømɇday ɨ thɨnk yøu wøuld løvɇ hɨm 05:06:34

CM: 『 I’ll pray for… Who ever gives the offspring 』 05:06:35

CM: 『 Oh yeah, bet! 』 05:06:52

MC: I HopE your cHIlDrEn ArE cuTE 05:06:57

MK: >///< aw thanks! 05:08:12

MC: THEy wIll Also bE my slAvEs 05:08:13

MK: >///< øh 05:08:20

CM: 『 Not yours Kitty-Kun 』 05:08:30

MC: I wAs TAlkIng To THE InDIgo 05:08:31

MK: >///< øh thank gøg, ɨts sø hard tø tɇll 05:08:42

CM: 『 You are forever chill with us! 』 05:08:56

MC: YOUR cHIlDrEn THougH kITTy sIsTEr wIll bE my lITTlE nIEcEs AnD nEpHEws 05:09:01

MC: I wIll lET THEm clImb In my HAIr 05:09:17

MK: >///< yøu arɇ tøø nɨcɇ, hønɇstly 05:09:53

MC: AnD wE wIll go To sTIckbAll gAmEs AnD EAT THE DEAD pEoplE In THE AuDIEncE AfTEr THEy gET kIllED by THE plAyErs 05:09:56

MC: I usED To bE on A sTIckbAll TEAm cAllED THE purplD mEssIAHs 05:10:22

MC: PurplE* 05:10:27

CM: 『 I can I used to play at the cages! 』 05:10:51

CM: 『 Hit the ball and try to hit the trolls hanging by the low nubs 』 05:12:02

MC: THErEs lIkE 7 DIffErEnT bAlls 05:12:33

MC: EH? THATs THE fIrsT pArT 05:12:46

MC: AnD mosT of THEm Try To kIll you 05:12:47

MC: THE rulEs ArE ExTrEmEly complIcATED 05:12:59

((stickball is a canon sport is more like murder quidditch meets baseball meets rugby meets drugs 05:13:54

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> Oh... you're in the air- well not anymore. Your rapid approach to the ground followed with you breaking such a sudden flinging of your body with a tuck and roll into a back handspring to put yourself back on your feet. Your assailant stood tall and strong before you at at least 7.. maybe 8 feet. They swing at you again, to which you backstep twice more to stay out of their range, "Mm. I see." Maybe you'll learn something from this. They let out a mighty roar, as they charge you straight on. You shift gears to dart your footwork to the side and circle around to end up behind them, "Nearly had me that time, honest." 05:14:23

CM: 『 Mostly target practice 』 05:14:32

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CM: 『 And, aaaaand, a good method or torture! 』 05:15:10

MK: >///< wɇll thats ɨf ɨ lɇt thɇm, but ɨ wøuld løvɇ tø watch a gamɇ! 05:15:24

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MC: I lovED kIllIng THE crowD wITH THE bAll THAT blows up If you ToucH IT 05:18:44

> "Yeah. I know." He responds, allowing his palm-husk to enter rest-mode. Afterwhich, he'd allow the arm that was farthest from them to drape from their other, available shoulder. "I'm sorry for bothering you with these thoughts. Im just getting some wicked flashbacks." He begins tracing comforting circles into their flesh, with his thumb. "That wasnt the first time Ive been trollnapped, yknow." 05:19:53

CM: 『 That’s it, I’m getting tickets for when that time comes. Little cute feeder trip 』 05:19:55

> "oh? what happened? how did you get out?" her tone was rising, only out of curiosity and partly worry 05:21:09

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MC: GrEAT! 05:23:28

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MC: MEssIAHs fuck THougH. How mAny morE moTHErfuckErs gunnA comE profEssIn THEy HATE for mE jusT cuz I ArguE wITH THEm or bEAT THEm InTo A blooDypulp? 05:27:53

> "Well...It happened while I was still real new to the treatment plant." He admitted, as he stared blankly forwards. "I didn't come from a great hivebatch. It was practically a sulfer pit for crime and shady business dealings. Anyway. The plant was already paying tithes towards the empire, but that didnt stop some of the regular players from adding a 'protection tax'." He emphasized the phrase with air quotations. "Bullshit. I know. Anyway. Foreman told 'em outright. 'We cant afford it'. Wrong answer. Kidnapped a good chunk of the work force. Me included. They took out their frustrations on our sad hides, and sometimes just for fun." 05:32:05

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> "oh gog... thats horrible!" 05:34:31

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> Yikes. Wow. That's a little scary. Look out. Low, high, high, and dive in. You'd done nothing but dodge around the bear's insane strikes. They were fast, but not very agile. They were 100% strong, but your mobility far surpassed theirs so it was easy to dart in closer to deliver the clean lunging uppercut to their maw. You caused them to stumble back before they charged forth once more. Despite their lack of agility, their ability to rebound is great, nature truly is something. Maybe you could base some form of style off of them. But for now you'll just clash. Their massive paws came down on your shoulders as your hands gripped at their furred arms. You wrestled with them a bit, catching a glimpse of some cubs hidden in the trees. "I see. Why don't you go back hive now?" You push and push before pulling their arms off of you and delivering a nasty gut check to them, sending the bear tumbling back.[br] [br]They'll be fine. Nothing's broken. They sit up and it takes a bit of staredown but they mosey on back into the forest. [color=#ff0000]"You know you shouldn't fight 'em. They might catch your stupid battle spirit!"[/color] You gently turn a bit to look behind you. Of course, empty. Just like you thought, nothing but air. All in your head. You decide it best not to go back inside and simply lay down, hidden amongst the tall grass and staring into the sky. "Yeah... you're right. I'll scare them next time." 05:39:32

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> "This is bad though...really bad..." 05:42:06

> "It's a violation of my most sacred area....the fluid itself holding a certain power but at thr cost of a connection I don't fucking want..." 05:45:32

*the)) 05:46:01

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> "Yeah. It was." God. Just thinking back to the situation made your think-pan throb. "Remember when I told Blue about the guy who got hopped up on mind honey, and uprooted an entire hive?" He breathed a heavy sigh, before continuing. "He kept it in his lunch box. He ate it while the gangster werent looking, and amidst the chaos. I slipped away, and ran. Gog. I dont know if any of the are alive or dead." 05:57:25

> “Well. They better not have eaten it. It’ll either fry them or grant more power.” Oh oh 05:57:33

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> "It won't grant power to a non purple....in fact it binds them even more to my will...but in exchange I am violated on a private level reserved for quadrants" 06:10:44

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> “need someone to mediate this?” 06:14:36

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> "I'm not interested in that motherfucker so there's nothing to mediate. I just...I'm so fucking mentally exhausted " 06:19:17

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> "Shit keeps happening and this is just. The worst thing so far...my privacy, my sacred motherfucking holy spot..." 06:20:53

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> “Shhhh, let the rest and hoodoo fix you. Once you orientate yourself tomorrow, we can make a game plan on what to do with this… bear lover.” They shutter. 06:25:13

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> "I swear I don't know how much more bullshit I can take before I break...I got only one motherfucker with a squeaky clean record left inside my very soul and I'm teeterin over the edge of flipping shit...its good to have a hero in my pocket but the permanent ramifications of his stupid addlepanned actions have a real effect on my emotional stability 06:27:46

> He curled up, he was shrunk to his usually shrunken atate of 4 feet when stressed out. 06:28:26

> "I'm already severely emotionally unstable as it is...I can make him do what i want when i vocally give the order, but exchange is i can feel his every thought even when i don't want to...THIS is why you never eat any part of a trolls thinkpan..." 06:32:25

> "Aside from the KURURURUS, the laughing sickness then death a purple would get" 06:33:43

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(where is my W I F E 06:48:07

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> "I...I think I need to be alone." The cork that'd bottled up all of his emotions had come shooting out, and the amount of tension in the air was already suffocating him. He pulled himself away from the olive-blood, and stood himself up. "Right now. Please. Dont try to stop me." With that, he moved through the door frame, and began sprinting towards the cat-cave. 08:11:27

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MC: MK... 12:41:30

MC: MK kITTy sIsTEr you HErE? 12:41:48

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> thinking about this, this man has has had terrible shit at literally EVERY turn, and by DEFINITION you are getting... really protective rn and even a bit teary eyes. you dont want him to hurt like this, or at all as a matter of fact! you just... really... want to be there and protect him... and them... all of them... none of them deserve this... 12:43:35

MK: >///< yɇs ɨm hɇrɇ 12:43:48

MC: THAT InDIgo moTHErfuckEr...vIolATED mE In THE worsT wAy possIblE for A clown moTHErfuckEr... 12:44:19

MC: My mInD... 12:44:35

MC: I cAn fEEl HIs pAn EvEn THougH I Don'T wAnT To 12:44:51

MK: >///< waɨt what 12:45:02

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MC: HE ATE somE o my pAn fluID, DrIllED A HolE In my pAn 12:46:03

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MK: >///< øh shɨt 12:46:37

MK: >///< øhhhhhhh fuck 12:46:43

MC: Now I cAn fEEl EvEry IncH of HIm InsIDE AnD ouT AnD HE'D bE AblE To fEEl mE Too 12:46:50

MK: >///< arɇ yøu gøɨng tø dɨɇ bɇcausɇ øf that?! 12:47:00

MC: THIs Is HorrIblE, THAT kInD of connEcTIon Is rEsErvED for quADs 12:47:14

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MC: I HopE noT, buT AT THE sAmE TImE I woulDn'T rEAlly cArE, I fEEl...gross. IT's noT goIng To kIll mE no 12:48:04

MK: >///< ɨs thɇrɇ any way tø rɇvɇrsɇ that?? 12:48:16

MC: NoT unlEss you rIp HIs pAn ouT 12:48:31

MC: HE HAs AccEss To my mosT prIvATE THougHTs 12:49:05

MK: >///< høw dɨd hɇ ɇvɇn gɇt that cløsɇ tø yøur pan?! 12:49:34

MC: SHIT HAppEnED AnD HE pullED ouT A DrIll 12:49:53

MC: I wAs nEAr my lImIT so I coulDn'T rEAcT fAsT EnougH 12:50:12

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