(( i can throw him meulin lmao 10:34:10
(( or cronus either is fine 10:34:37
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[color=#416600]♌: No complaints from her none at all, Once he pointed out what could possibly be a hidden cave. She would let go of his hand. “Let me check it furrst to be safe.” She would move the vines out of her way, going through. It wasn’t a cave it was more of a cavern, with lot’s of offshoot tunnels. She would scan the cavern quickly, nothing seemed to be an issue so far. She would walk back out and take his hand again. “It is clear i s33 not evidence of a beast living there.” [/color] 11:04:11
[color=#FF0000]♋: He waited patiently for her to return, tapping his foot a little nervously. Although he knew that she could surely handle any beast that she may encounter, it still didn't make him feel any better about sending her off alone to deal with a possible threat. Granted, there wasn't much he could do, despite how strong he managed to make himself from training. There was only so much strength that someone low on the spectrum could muster. Once she returned, he let out a relieved sigh. "Then, shall we secure the area?" 11:41:26
/[color=#416600]♌: she vwas strong for the both of them, vwhen the dolorosa vwasn’t around she vwas incharge of protecting them if psii vwas unable to use psiioniics for any reason, that being said she isn’t going to complain as she does enjoy hunting in general. “yes! i think it vwould make a nice respite furr nowv.” or maybe permanently if they decide. she decided to lead him into the cavwerns.[/color] 11:58:17
[color=#FF0000]♋: The Sufferer nodded in agreement, stepping forward to tie some of the vines off to the side before stepping inside to start looking around alongside her. The walls were a little moist. He wondered if there was some kind of underground river or something? Wouldn't that be a treat to find. It could be a pretty romantic scene, as well. "There seems to be several different pathways in here..." 12:03:11
[color=#416600]♌: She knew he had an eye for detail, considering how he preached. It’s why they worked so well together as a couple, now that she wasn’t doing a quick scan for danger it was clear to her that it might be a subterranean ecosystem. With possible small creatures instead of large ones, using her ears and concentrating she would then start hearing some sort of water, it was faint but she knew the direction. Lightly pulling the sufferer towards a passage. “I hear water this way.[/color] 13:27:16
[color=#FF0000]♋: He looked towards her once she spoke up, cupping a hand behind his ear to help him focus on the sound as well. "Let's head that way, then." The Sufferer headed in the direction she had pulled him, keeping a close eye on the ground for puddles or things that could make them slip. It was often difficult to find untainted sources of water, but this area seemed like it could have been undisturbed for quite a long time, save for maybe some small rodents. Clearly bats weren't much of an issue, if the vines hiding the exit were any indicator on what sorts of creatures would have been coming in and out of it. "I wonder if there will be enough water for fish to live in? Perhaps we could make a meal, like the old days." 13:32:46
[color=#416600]♌: Walking toward the sounds of water getting closer, It was a pleasant surprise to see there were also several piles of rocks scattered about covered in mosses and insects. “Purrobably, usually furresh water that flows has some sort of life to it.” There was a waterfall that pooled into water, some of it overflowing to create smaller waterfalls as it spilled over like a fountain into a river.[/color] 14:22:02
[color=#FF0000]♋: He followed close to her, eyes peering at the water as they approached. It was incredibly clear, making it easy to see several different kinds of fish swimming around below the surface. "Ah, it looks like we were right. I suppose we could catch some fish and then make a fire outside to cook them. We don't have to do that right now, though." 14:24:28
[color=#416600]♌:Seeing the water and all the different variants of fish, she couldn’t help but want to jump in and grab a few. She had let go of his hand and dive in before registering what he had said, capturing a fish in her mouth and grabbing two others with her hands. Surfacing with the fish and a purr, getting out of the water and handing him a live fish that was trying so hard for its freedom. Her new attire now soaked in freshwater and blood due to not cleaning up before. [/color] 14:40:47
[color=#FF0000]♋: Signless reached a hand out to try to stop her, but he was far too late and she was far too fast. He pinched the bridge of his nose and let out a sigh, but he really couldn't stay upset for long, especially not with her. Once she emerged with the fish, he gathered up his cloak to hold it in a way that allowed him to use it as a temporary bag. Retrieving the fish, he put them into the makeshift carry-on and tried to ignore how much they were flopping around. "Well... I suppose we should head to the entrance to cook, then?" 14:44:08
[color=#416600]♌: Giving him a nod and deciding the fish in her mouth should no longer live, a loud crunch could be heard, It was very much deceased and no longer moving. She then took the fish out of her mouth and decided to hold it for the time being, following the signless back out to the cave entrance. “I believe these fish will be absolutely delicious!” feeling very proud of herself. [/color] 14:55:15
[color=#FF0000]♋: "I'm sure they will be." He smiled a little at her excitement, wincing a bit at the crunch from her biting down to kill the fish in her mouth. He removed his cloak and tied it to a branch to hold the fish for the time being, gathering up some dry branches and such to set up a little fire. "You should hang your clothes to dry, I don't want you to get sick from wearing wet clothes." As he spoke, he was grinding sticks together to create a fire. This was something he was actually good at from many sweeps of practice, so it didn't take him long to get a fire going. 15:12:37
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(( hello! 15:33:58
[color=#416600]♌: Deciding to hand him the last two fish she was holding, if he did not take them her other option was just dropping them. not like they can't be cleaned off again anyway. You did not have to ask her twice, she never liked being restricted. She would wear clothes if asked too but preferred to be naked. Taking the clothes off and hanging them literally anywhere, deciding to ring her luscious mane out so it’s just damp instead of soaked.[/color] 15:42:39
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(YOSHAAAAAA 15:45:11
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[color=#FF0000]♋: He pulled out a small knife to quickly end the lives of the fish, cleaning off a stone to use it to cut the fish open and remove the intestines and such before skewering them on sticks. He put the sticks in the ground near the fire to let them cook, brushing himself off as he squeezed some water out of his cloak from the fish before putting it back on. "Now we just need to wait for them to be done cooking-" As he turned towards her, his face flushed a little. He'd practically forgotten that having her hang her clothes to dry meant she would not be wearing clothes. "Er... Would you like to sit by the fire?" Removing his cloak again, he laid it out on the ground by the fire for them to sit on, so that they wouldn't need to sit directly on the ground. 15:50:31
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[color=#416600]♌: She probably needs a new outfit at some point anyway but for now this is what's happening. When she finished ringing her hair out she looked over. "Of course why wouldn't i?" walking over to him, once he laid the cloak down she would sit at the fire with a light purr and a big smile. Just like old times she thinks to herself humming, it was quite nice out too.[/color] 16:04:36
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(:v marriage 16:05:04
(( lmao yea 16:05:41
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(sugi wa no sugite 21:05:36
(( shrug 21:20:56
(:v tell me... the Meulin height :9 21:22:14
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(i was watching a funny gamer vid, NOW TELL ME >:9 I AM ALL OF THE EARA 21:31:39
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(( sorry i was not paying attention and meulins height i always thought she would be about 5'6 21:42:35
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(:v cat height 21:49:27
(( lmao ye 21:49:55
(apparently Kurloz is an all-star basketball cheat code at 8 ft 21:50:47
(( lmao 21:51:50
(( i would usually make the trolls taller but i don't know the height hc of everyone atm 21:52:07
(( most of my ancestors are all above 8ft for the most part depending 21:52:49
(( i made mindfang 8'8 for funsies 21:53:04
(word, I simply do not subscribe to the midget 5 foot 2 demon Vantas allegations :V so now Kankri is 6' even >:9 21:53:43
(( i am 5'2 irl 21:54:54
(( lmao 21:54:56
(( though it is funny that kankri and meulin mirror signless and desciple in height too 21:55:43
(( signless is taller than her 21:55:50
(marriage genes :v thats how it works or somethin 21:56:10
(( lmao 21:56:18
(( istg if kankri and meulin have a better convo it would be funny if they discuss the fact there alts are dating and just chilling in the fucking woods rn 21:57:19
(( that would have to be later though when she's around again tho 21:58:07
(lol :v they finna call them strange "you see WHAT in them?" *bombastic side eye* "you must be confused." 21:58:49
(( lmao they are like nervous laughter why would we even do that in the first place 21:59:47
("why would I need Meulin as a disciple when I have my star pupil Karkat" *Karkat shaped hole in the wall* 22:01:06
(( lmao 22:01:40
((karkat gone and meulin is like yea i don't want to write down anything that comes out your mouth 22:02:04
(( i can also imagine though she's like its cute ship though and you seeing anyone lmao 22:02:51
(( after the whole convo not realizing the implication 22:03:29
(smh, they give more interactions a shot just because of the challenge :v 22:03:42
(( LMAO 22:03:52
(( i mean meulin could also try teaching him better signlanguage too 22:04:15
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(( hello 22:04:41
(ello ello ello :V 22:04:43
(*deflates* : v cmon mein 22:05:34
(( its ok pap 22:06:12
(but he would appreciate them sign language lessons >:v but not before inciting conflict on accident 22:06:16
(( lmao yea 22:06:24
("you couldn't write all my knowledge down anyhow" [i]"Oh he must not know who the FUCK I am-"[/i] 22:06:25
(( she's like is that a fucking challenge 22:06:40
((e xcuse you 22:06:44
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(David :V 01:05:51
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(( ayy welcome back 01:32:08
Almost heaven, west virgina,,,)) 01:32:22
I return home,,,)) 01:32:32
The internet here is fucking fantastic (i am at a conference and already hating it even though it hasn't even started))) 01:32:57
(( fair 01:33:10
This does mean i can and will damara around,,,)) 01:33:13
(( hell yea 01:33:26
(( i also have meulin free and cronus free rn 01:33:53
Hm)) 01:34:36
Ell oh ell i'm crazy)) 01:34:41
Contemplating terrorising cronus with ghb 🤔)) 01:35:03
(( cronus would be paralyzed in fear tbh 01:36:00
The true terrorising,,,,)) 01:36:12
(( lmao 01:36:32
I just really want to make "bite your head off" jokes at cronus 😔 sorry to him but i think they r the height of hilarity)) 01:37:24
(( no it's totally fine lmao 01:37:44
(( i will say my cronus is trying to turn a new leaf but he's really fucking bad at it 01:38:10
LMAOO)) 01:38:19
GODSPEED TO HIM)) 01:38:24
he's getting bullied to hell by everyone 😔)) 01:38:41
(( he literally almost got double death twice 01:38:56
(( almost comatose twice 01:39:07
I heard 😭 or damara heard and she was like deserve)) 01:39:12
(( LMAO it wasn't but damara is a cranky b sometimes 01:39:54
(( love her though 01:40:07
No she is unabashedly a huge bitch it's part of her joys)) 01:40:22
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Okay cool should i set up ghb or is cronus anywhere specific?)) 01:40:41
(beat that mf to death "tell me somethin funny little scar man." 01:41:20
(( cronus is at a lake nearby wearing a wizard hat glasses and holding a magic wand 01:41:39
(( because mf was talking to psiioniic about dreams an prophecies lmao 01:42:11
INCREDIBLE,,,,)) 01:42:36
(( he accidentally burned a tree with the wand when he wasn't taking it seriously 01:42:39
(>:v watch where you wave that thing, should have better aim with that wand that his bulge 01:44:00
(( his bulge did have pretty good aim in porrim so it's fine. 01:44:31
(( aight you gonna post ghb or want me to set it up real quick 01:45:22
I'm writing up a post hold awn)) 01:45:38
(( aight 01:46:03
GHB: > LUMBER. [br] Motherfucker you are full up on lumbering. You are SICK to DEATH of lumbering. Got your ass up and off your sofa now, all eleven unfortunate feet of you tromping through GOD DAMNED WILDERNESS in the pursuit of [color=#008282]just1c3[/color] or whatever the fresh fuck. You are NO SPRING CLUCKBEAST. You are RETIRED. [br] "SHOULD TURN HER FUCKING FLAP INSIDE OUT," you mutter to yourself, except at your volume a whisper is a normal troll's outside voice. "MAKE ME GET MY ASS UP FOR THIS. HEADASS MOTHERFUCKERY." [br] In your endless honkbeast chase to nowhere, you have found yourself a lake. On yonder shores of lake —and this is MOTHER FUCKING FUNNY— is a figure in a wizard hat and a pair of familiar, wvavwy horns. You laugh, and now your laugh is brimming with murdermirth. [br] "AS I DIE AND BREATHE. DUALSCAR." 01:51:36
Almost lost my mind when it didn't send for a min)) 01:52:10
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(( lmao i'm sorry for your loss 01:52:23
(bro was terrified uvu 01:52:53
(( the db was scared of ghb 01:54:03
Db said fuck clown lives)) 01:55:57
(>:v clown lives??? Not real *erases Gee Heich BEE from existence* 01:56:33
(oh right i gotta uhhhhh respond it is my turn, I got something for times like these :V 01:59:07
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he vwas minding his damn business as he usually does, still playing vwith his newv vwand like it vwas a novwelty toy. he could hear the thunderous steps of the ghb but had no idea it vwas the ghb. until he heard the booming laughter coming close to him, the wvoice rattled in his fins. he knewv it vwasn’t his kurloz, considering he vwas addressed as dualscar. slowvly turning around so as to not provwoke the monstrous clowvn. he vwanted to run, but his legs vwouldn’t movwe. he vwasn’t sure vwhat to do besides address the situation. “vwell, hello to you too. um kurloz?” vwavwing at the older troll, he vwas rightfully allovwed to be this nervwous. [/color] 01:59:12
(( cronus: fear fear fear fear 01:59:23
(fearmaxxing 01:59:50
(*equips response* YOKSHOOO 02:12:34
GHB: This one is barely more than a wriggler when you look closer, blanched bloodless with dread. No rifle in hand, just a stupid wand and frankly MOTHERFUGLY GLASSES, waving like a goddamn idiot. He's as impertinent as Dualscar, you'll give him that much. [br] "I AIN'T BEEN KURLOZ FOR A LONG MOTHER FUCKING WHILE, YEAH?" You saunter up to him, taking your own sweet time. The voodoos ooze off you, sticky-sweet. "GOT ALL THE WAY UP TO GRAND HIGH BEFORE I KICKED IT. I SEE I NAMED YOU WRONG, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU'RE NO DUALSCAR." 02:13:03
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] [i]God, did he really just smooch- give his first ACTUAL kiss to [u]Damara[/u] of all trolls?[/i] Kankri felt immediately bilious once the kiss had drawn to a close with Damara jeering at him once more. This ailing sensitivity, however, resonated from further than just his stomach- it squirmed around somewhere much deeper than just his biological functions, he believes. It was as if he had subjected his essence of being to a small dose of primordial poison. It was hot and anguished- it ceased not when Kurloz took it upon himself to clean his mouth for him! Damn it, he is a troll with his own AUTONOMY! HE COULD DO THINGS HIMSELF! He caught glimpses of Kurloz's reprimand, but few and far between as his mind was drawing static from his confrontation with Damara- "Damara, I am saying this with the utm9st nicety: [i]shut up.[/i] Pl-Please..."[br] [br]Yes, making decisions under duress is not the most palpable way of providing proof to the contrary, "I c9uld d9 s9 even WITH9UT sich a discussi9n taking place! Stress 9r n9t, it meant n-n9thing- MEANS N9THING! I AM VERY WELL WITHIN THE PARAMETERS 9-9F MY V-V9WS S9 WHAT D9ES IT MATTER!" Is it [i]EVERYONE'S[/i] perogative to stress him out? It is quite unfair, "I-I d9n't need s9me pressuring t9 pr-pr9ve anything.." hopefully that is satisfactory for the both of them and there is no adverse effects to, unknowingly with little foresight, challenging them. There will be no adverse ef 02:15:13
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[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: in all honesty the outfit might havwe actually savwed him at least for nowv, so he vwill keep it on until the older troll decides this vwas enough. he knewv he vwas near vwater and he doesn’t believwe the clowvn vwould enter the vwater to go after him, so there vwas a chance to escape but for nowv he is going to keep his guard up and play it cool. “vwell that’s fair.” he’s trying wvery hard not to piss the big guy off. “so you go by the grand high blood, thats pretty neat. chief.” he already fucked up he vwas so use to saying chief. “yea, no my names cronus. though i do havwe dual scars, that doesnt mean i get called that. “so vwhat are you doing all the vway out here?” asking all the bad questions are vwe. [/color] 02:23:19
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[color=#a10000]DAMARA: > [a quien estas diciendo shut up tu? a mi me estas diciendo shut up?] [br] You scoff, stepping away. [br] "You tell me to shut up? Rich." You don't pick the skewer back up, because you might be tempted to beat his ass with it; you pick a marshmallow up telekinetically and send it straight into the damn fire to turn into charcoal. Once thoroughly blackened, you drag it out to cool in the frigid air. "Don't give a shit about vows. Nothing to do with me. Problem is you call me and Porrim loose. What we do has nothing to do with you. Not offering to ride your bulge. [IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET BURNED, STOP STICKING YOUR HANDS INTO THE FIRE.]" [br] You blow on the marshmallow before taking a tentative bite. Perfectly done. 02:31:41
[color=#a10000]@bones i almost forgot to tag 02:34:33
GHB: He got the same whining cadence to his voice as Dualscar, the more you hear it. Same shithead tone, like he ain't figured out what's good for him. Called you chief. What a funny little motherfucker. [br] "GO BY. AM. SAME FUCKING THING WHEN YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH." [br] You laugh when he starts going on about not being called Dualscar, hard enough to wheeze a little with it. Always a complainer, no matter where you are. You reach out, crumple the wizard hat under the weight of your hand. Small, shatterable skull. [br] "YOU RATHER ORPHANER, MOTHER FUCKER? HAHAHA." You waggle him, just a little. What a goddamn throwback. "ON A TREK, AIN'T I. WHY YOU GOT THIS HAT ON?" 02:47:19
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(( welcome newcomer 02:49:15
(ello ello ello :V 02:49:17
Hello!)) 02:49:33
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: vwell, he vwasn’t particularly vwhining, but vwhos to say truly the difference betvween fear and annoyance truly is. he is not going to complain or evwen explain anything unless spoken to as that could mean immediate double death and he does not vwant to experience that kind of pain. he’s not evwen going to laugh at this serious situation he’s in, this is the vworst fucking day he’s evwer had. “no you can call me vwhatevwer you vwant, but i dont believwe i havwe orphaned anyone.” vwhen the older troll came close to his head and crushed his beautiful hat, vwhich did not deservwe that. it made him wvery uneasy and wvery flighty.” “vwell it vwas my vwizard hat, the purpose is just cosmetic i guess.” he looks like hes about to divwe into that lake. [/color] 02:58:29
GHB: "WIZARD HAT. WORKING SOME MOTHER FUCKING MAJYKKS OVER THE SURFACE OF A LAKE? WHY. YOU WANNA WALK ON WATER. SEA NOT ENOUGH FOR YOUR GREAT AMBITIONS?" [br] On a whim, you take the hat and try it on. Doesn't even fit entirely on one of your horns; it dangles from the tip like a sad scarecrow. Hat is not one of your best fashion choices. [br] "WELL? SPIN THY WIZARDRY, CRONUS AMPORA. SHOW AN OLD MAN WHAT THE YOUTH ARE UP TO." 03:04:44
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[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: “i don’t really like being in the vwater, in fact i havwe nevwer evwen been near or gone to the sea.” oh no, he doesn’t like vwhere this is going. he vwas a bit relievwed the older troll only took his hat, but nowv he’s being demanded to givwe a ‘magyyks’ showv. he barely knewv howv to use the vwand and magic itself, he’s just going to havwe to hope. he vwould let out a sigh. “alright, hopefully this vworks. lumos!” the vwand starts to glowv, that vwas a relief it still vworked, he vwould aim the vwand tovwards the lake. “confringo!” a fireball shoots into the lake making an area bubble vwith steam. “does this vwork for you?” [/color] 03:19:55
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(oiya oiya :v 03:31:11
GHB: "SEADWELLER DON'T LIKE THE SEA. WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING FINS FOR THEN? GO ON." [br] You watch the grubling light the wand tip. Not fucking impressive, but then he shoots a fireball straight into the water and probably chars a couple unfortunate fish. Now [i]that[/i] is a trick, but the presentation is lacking. You give him a smattering of unhurried claps.[br] "DOES IT WORK FOR ME. WHAT'S YOU THINK OF IT, MOTHERFUCKER? NEW TO YOU AIN'T IT, THE HAT AND WAND." 03:31:25
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: “all i knowv is i hatched and got put in a subgrub, i vwasn’t really allovwed to do much besides royal duties and grubsitting other castes.” he vwas a lot less tense but still had his guard up, ready to escape if needed. “yea, you got me. i only figured it out today, not that it matters. i think i did alright. i dont knowv if it vwill but you can givwe it a shot.” he thought for a moment, then handed the vwand ovwer to the ghb.[/color] 03:38:31
GHB: You snort. What is this, throwback Thursday[br] 03:40:56
SHIT)) 03:41:03
(( LMAo 03:42:24
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(( ayo welcome back 03:45:06
GHB: You snort. What is this, throwback Thursday? He gives you the wand, which is a level of trust you certainly would never give Dualscar. Creakingly, you ease your old ass onto the ground, until you're sitting cross-legged, pat the floor next to you. [br] "YEAH? SIT THE MOTHERFUCK DOWN, KID. TELL ME THESE GODDAMN WORDS OF POWER. [i]LUMOS.[/i]" [br] The wand, naturally, doesn't do jack. You scowl at it. 03:46:05
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(Damn, bro really out of touch with the sacred forces :v 03:49:35
Bruv only believes in the sacred forces of god and violence)) 03:50:09
(god is not with him if he cant do Lumos uvu 03:50:39
(( god said no 03:52:53
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[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: this had nothing to do vwith trust, more or less it vwas all about fear of being caught in the slaughter. look cronus may be a douche but that doesn’t make him that stupid. he decided to sit next to the massivwe clowvn and pretend they vwere getting along for nowv. “so the vword i used vwas confringo, i think theres a couple more.” he vwould ponder for a second, he did not vwant to keep the clowvn vwaiting. “aguamenti makes unlimited vwater. alarte ascendare makes shit go high in the sky. uhh aberto opens doors. i don’t knowv all the spells.” [/color] 04:01:03
GHB: All that ramble is going in one auricular and out the other; you've started thwacking the wand against your palm, trying to see if there's stardust in it you can shake out. You don't achieve shit, jack, or fuck with that either, so eventually you give up. Try waving it around instead. [br] "[i]LUMOS.[/i]" Nothing. "FUCK. WHAT'S THE WORD, MOTHERFUCKER? [i]ALARTE ASCENDARE.[/i]" You point the wand at a tree, which also doesn't do jack. "HOIST THYSELF INTO THE GODDAMN SKY, YOU MISERABLE TWIG. ASCEND YOUR ASS." 04:09:49
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he is just staring at the ghb havwing trouble vwith the vwand, he is not going to intervwene nor vwill he say anything. he is begging the vwand to do something before he becomes a puddle of wviolet. [/color] 04:12:27
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(( welcome 04:15:48
(( lmao ok 04:17:35
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??: (( Thanks for the welcome. I'll mull over a muse and check in again later on. ✌️ 04:19:22
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GHB: Wriggler looks fit to fucking pass out, holding his breath on tenterhooks. You ain't even done a damned thing yet and you put the fear of god in him just by breathing in his direction. Hilarious. You exhale long and hard at him. See if he fucking says anything. [br] "YOU SURE THE WORDS ARE LEGIT, MOTHERFUCKER?" You hand him the twig back."YOU DO IT." 04:24:43
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he’s just going to keep telling himself he can leavwe vwhenevwer he vwants and he vwill be okay. then he takes a big breath himself, staring at the older troll in almost a small shocked expression. he couldn’t fathom vwhy someone this desperately afraid vwould lie, especially next to someone vwho could easily kill you by just looking at you alone. “you said them correctly, i dont knowv vwhy it isn’t vworking for you.” taking the vwand back and deciding to try the vwater spell. “aguamenti!” vwater coming out of the vwand. “i think the vwand doesn’t like you or something.” he vwould hand it back to the ghb again only if he vwanted it. [/color] 04:33:19
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