(( they all kinda died for me over the years 02:56:34
♐: ((not uncommon :I i understand :) 02:56:49
(( yea i miss all my homestuck blogs actually being alive and not having 'last seen online 6 years ago' 02:57:34
♐: ((yeah, i miss a lot of people too! but i'll go down with the ship 02:58:00
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[color=#416600]♌: She looks over at darkleer, everything happening in almost comic relief unison. she can't help but laugh at the tragedy but hey at least his tool box is back. "Your toolbox s33ms to have hit a seadwealler, i think he's fine." She walks over to where the tool box is and picks it up, bringing it back over to darkleer. secretly wiping the blood off it before giving it to him. [/color] 03:00:45
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♐: Sitting on his ass again, legs sprawled out and staring dumbfounded up at the sky before he heard and then saw the thing crash back down and take out what looked to be an Ampora on the way down. He considers whether or not to be upset about this, blinking up at the Disciple when she returns with the box. It's actually refreshing for him to look up at someone. "Thank you." 03:03:11
♐: "...Is he actually?" 03:04:36
(Live Kankri Reaction: ● - ● oh nah... 03:05:51
[color=#416600]♌: "No purroblem, I would be a bit more careful though next time." She looked over at cronus for a moment after being asked. "He's breathing, it takes a lot to kill a seadweller. I only know beclawse i went up against a few and i had to outsmart them to get paint." she would look back giving him a smile.[/color] 03:06:50
(( how did you start your moirailship he almost killed a guy on accident 03:07:09
(( kankri now believes the universe is out to get cronus lmao 03:07:37
(( worst day cronus has had 03:07:53
(( story for the rest of his undead life the one cronus who got ko'd by a toolbox 03:10:59
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[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He shook his head at Cronus' perception of his absentpanned gaze, but with Porrim chiming in and Cronus making haste to lead the way, he supposes he will go along with the choice. That was a tragic mistake. One moment, all is well, Cronus is Cronus and seeming ready to carpe diem from this point forward.... the next, he is downed- genuinely DOWNED by some object that he couldn't even identify in that split moment. He disregarded his usual warnings when it came to uttered expletives as he burst into a full sprint, "H9LY SHIT, CR9NUS!" Kankri abandoned whatever combative thoughts came before of the scenarios prior to his arrival, this is just the worst luck imaginable. Kankri even threw his nerves when it came to touching others to the wind, electing to drop down and scoop Cronus up in his arms to get a better look at his condition, "CR9NUS, CR9NUS! G9DDAMNIT!" They're dead- as in that is why they are all here, but that doesn't override his sense of concern and care. Especially not for a friend. 03:14:02
♐: ((psst, does your disciple have a meowrail? 03:14:16
(( nope 03:14:27
♐: ((that could be a future fated development.. 03:15:10
(( sure 03:15:20
(( you killed my husband once, we are now best friends in death gg 03:16:55
♐: ((lmao 03:17:05
(( i told porrim to look at the chat when they have a chance. btw 03:18:21
PORRIM: ((PLEASE 03:19:07
(( LMAO 03:19:22
(( cronus ampora abuse 03:19:54
(( for only a single boon dollar you can save him from abuse 03:20:22
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(too much money, 5 cents take it or leave it. 03:22:51
♐: ((i have some lint also 03:22:59
(( take it 03:22:59
(( specifically for the lint 03:23:14
PORRIM: Po+rrim put her hands o+n her face and let them slide do+wn her face as she let o+ut a lo+ng, exasperated sigh. Thankfully, since it wasn't lo+ng since the last accident, she already knew that it wo+uldn't take him lo+ng to+ reco+ver. Albeit, it was a little sho+cking to+ see Kankri so+ genuinely co+ncerned fo+r so+meo+ne. She caught up with the two+ o+f them, gently sho+o+shpapping Kankri in an attempt to+ calm him do+wn. "Kankri, it's alright. He's go+ing to+ be fine." Po+rrim cro+uched do+wn next to+ the two+ o+f them to+ inspect his co+nditio+n befo+re pulling o+ut an empty icepack and filling it with sno+w. She put the sno+w-filled icepack against Cro+nus' head. "Do+n't let yo+urself get to+o+ riled up, he hasn't faded o+ut, so+ it sho+uldn't take to+o+ lo+ng to+ reco+ver." Po+rrim o+ffered a co+mfo+rting smile to+wards Kankri as she spo+ke, trying to+ help him calm do+wn. 03:23:20
(( don't worry i wont make you wait 30 minutes for him to wake up lol. i aint evil. cartoon villain funnies yes though 03:25:32
[color=#626262]♋: Signless approached his disciple and Darkleer, reaching a hand out towards the blueblood as an offer to help him to his feet. "Will you need any assistance? I could hold your toolbox for you so that it doesn't get in the way while you're working." 03:26:23
♐: He nods at the disciple and puts the box down, standing up and brushing himself off. Watching the others react with genuine care for who he assumed, on bad habit, was a violet prick with an orphaner's likeness does have him feeling rightfully guilty now. Good thing it was funny as hell. 03:26:23
PORRIM: ((and I o+o+p 03:26:28
♐: ((and you oop 03:26:31
(( everybody hates cronus :) 03:27:21
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(me, using my powers of persuasion: "you gonna let him talk to you like that?... me, personally..." 03:30:21
(( lmao 03:30:36
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: imagine the vworst day of your life nowv imagine it happening right nowv, that vwas this guy. vwas it vworth it to see titties, unsure yet. vwell yes absolutely. but he vwould nevwer vwish this upon his greatest enemies and he doesn’t really havwe any himself, others seem to vwant to literally kill him for existing nowv. it took a good 30 minutes before he came back from the mini-semi-coma. he had no idea vwhat vwas going on and he vwas absolutely still not fully cognitivwe. most of vwhat he is trying to convwey is gibberish at best, besides the fewv vwords that are still coherent, vwhich happen to just be him saying kankri and porrim and for some reason talking about the movwie grease.[/color] 03:32:19
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: imagine the vworst day of your life nowv imagine it happening right nowv, that vwas this guy. vwas it vworth it to see titties, unsure yet. vwell yes absolutely. but he vwould nevwer vwish this upon his greatest enemies and he doesn’t really havwe any himself, others seem to vwant to literally kill him for existing nowv. it took a good 30 minutes before he came back from the mini-semi-coma. he had no idea vwhat vwas going on and he vwas absolutely still not fully cognitivwe. most of vwhat he is trying to convwey is gibberish at best, besides the fewv vwords that are still coherent, vwhich happen to just be him saying kankri and porrim and for some reason talking about the movwie grease.[/color] 03:33:52
(( it broke thats why i double posted yay 03:36:09
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[color=#416600]♌: She knew signless did not have to help but she was glad he did, she didn't care much about the seadwealler. She did say he would be fine eventually, though she’s going to focus on darkleer and signless. Pulling out one of the many journals that she stashes in her mane and secretly using the ampora blood to write with, she will keep an eye on them both. [/color] 03:38:20
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] In spite of his willingness to touch, he finds the shooshpapping to being nothing more than a pester, but was so focused in holding Cronus that he didn't bother to shake Porrim away, "N9, IT'S N9T ALRIGHT! YES, FACTUALLY AND L9GICALLY HE WILL 6E C9MPLETELY FUCKING FINE IN THE L9NGER C9NTINUITY 9F AFFAIRS 6UT-" he took note of Cronus' ramblings. He couldn't make out any of the velvet blooded troll's grub tier babblings. He showcased a new feat of genuine strength as he hoisted Cronus up with some rather strained difficulty, but he got to his feet all the same to start bringing his friend inside, "WHERE SHOULD WE PUT HIM?" Kankri is COMPLETELY CALM DAMN IT!!! 03:38:53
(Cronus so dazed had to yap about Grease two times in a row im weak :9 03:39:18
(( LMAO 03:39:30
(( ahh yes 100% calm 03:40:31
♐: ((calmkri 03:41:02
("did you see it? The slicked back hair???" "For the final, FATHER FUCKING TIME, YES CRONUS NOW DRINK YOUR WATER" 03:41:06
(( LMAO 03:41:20
PORRIM: "We can use the ro+o+m I bro+ught him to+ last time." She figured that Kankri co+uld just carry him, since she wasn't go+ing to+ fight with him to+ carry the seadweller. After all o+f this, tho+ugh, she suppo+sed maybe she wo+uld have to+ give Cro+nus so+me special treatment later, after all. "Co+me o+n, let's get him to+ so+mewhere he can pro+perly lay do+wn." She sto+o+d up, putting the icepack into+ her sylladex as she guided Kankri to+ the ro+o+m she'd had Cro+nus resting in befo+re. 03:41:32
♐: ((unroll his sleeve he wants you to think he's got a pack of cigs in there but it's magic cards 03:41:40
(( LMAO 03:41:48
(( the worst part is he literally called eridan a nerd and said he wanted nothing to do with wizard shit 03:42:11
(( but also wont say he still loves it 03:42:20
♐: ((grease would have been so much better if john travolta was a wizard 03:42:44
(( LMAO 03:42:58
(( i wont lie i was gonna type some shit like that out 03:43:04
(( thanks you made it easier 03:43:14
(( theres gonna be a sign on that one guest bedroom door that says emergency healing bay specifically for cronus. 03:45:02
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: he vwasn’t squirming or causing issues vwith kankri holding him, he vwas a little surprised but also confused and assumed this vwasn’t happening. evwerything is pretty fucked up right nowv, he feels like magic is evweryvwhere again. some of his nonsensical noises include pretending to play vwith a vwand, talking about howv grease and harry potter should collaborate and that it vwould be absolutely avwesome if john travwolta vwas a vwizard. he also declares all vwizards get a complimentary magic cigarette.[/color] 03:48:01
♐: ((what makes the cigarette magic 03:49:19
♐: ((magic cigarette just sounds like weed 03:49:49
(( i know lmao 03:49:58
(( honestly thats probably what it is but he has no clue what he's talking about 03:50:16
♐: ((that wizard kush 03:50:23
(( all wizards get to be high for free once 03:50:44
♐: ((smoking on that shit that makes you fight the balrog 03:51:01
(( LMAO yea 03:51:10
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He took to following Porrim as closely as he could manage with the added weight added to his steps. Kankri was not about to pay Cronus much mind beyond just reaffirming his delusions, "Yes, yes, 9f c9urse. Even if the chemicals and vap9rs 9f cigarettes and their sm9ke are n9thing m9re than p9is9n9us gasses 6uilt up9n the n9ti9n 9f trapping 9ne within a vici9us cycle 9f addicti9n." Every breath he took was labored, he hadn't carried another for quite some time- has he ever done this? Hm. Irrelevant. Cronus's safety is much more important. 03:56:34
(( LMAO i love that response 03:57:26
("their magic" "magically compulsive, perhaps." 04:00:19
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(( just yes yes its fine it kills you but thats fine 04:00:24
(( hes gonna be saying the worst questions when hes on the safety of a bed because :) 04:00:55
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(( holy shit i just saw god for a moment and it was in the shape of error codes on db 04:05:59
("was I strong and handsome???" "You were certainly a guy that was present." 04:06:05
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(all i saw was a dumb ROCK 04:09:34
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(( i think hex was playing with the code 04:09:53
(all i saw was a dumb ROCK 04:10:04
(Hex was getting funky with it, put me in a DJ rewind effect 04:10:33
(( they kicked the server apparently 04:10:55
PORRIM: ((po+rrim lets cro+nus hit o+ut o+f pity after this 04:15:31
(( cronus smash :) 04:15:42
(the effects that would have on the social economy would be disastrous. 04:16:57
(( i mean he would also try to smash kankri but we all know kankri will probably go feral and beat him with a stick 04:17:28
♐: ((and he can't even reach darkleer 04:18:10
(( LMAO 04:18:42
PORRIM: ((LMFAO 04:18:43
PORRIM: ((po+rrim smashes everyo+ne speedrun 04:18:50
(( darkleer looking down at cronus and he's like idk how ima smash that behemoth 04:19:13
(Cronus: lemme sma-[br]Kankri: MAHORAGA! [i]H E L P M E[/i] 04:19:23
(( LMAO 04:19:31
(( cronus try an smash and everyone either keeps trying to kill him or accidentally kill him 04:20:17
(( he's like i'm trying pls 04:20:23
(( 1 tiddy 04:20:30
♐: ((i imagine darkleer as groomed by the empire and too devoted to his job for quadrants not to mention an awkward sweaty guy who doesn't know his own strength, then forced into solitude for the rest of his life so if he ever got laid it was mindfang 04:20:36
♐: ((maybe he's alternian aromantic 04:20:43
(( lmao we all know mindfang would have smashed him for fun 04:21:10
(( she was just like that 04:21:18
♐: ((for fun or out of pity 04:21:31
♐: ((maybe both 04:21:35
(she was tweaking :v so probably for the love of the game 04:21:42
(( she literally sat in his fucking house and forced him to make her arm and was like well my husband hasn't cooked yet ig smash 04:21:50
♐: (yeah she was coming over shitfaced 04:21:52
♐: (concerning 04:21:56
(( when you have to wait for your matesprit to be born first 04:22:15
(( i would literally kill someone 04:22:29
♐: ((probably broke a hip or rib of hers 04:23:21
♐: ((in the action. 04:23:25
(( look cronus will try to smash anything at this point it does not mean he will be successful or even helpful 04:23:34
PORRIM: Po+rrim wo+uld eventually just take Cro+nus fro+m Kankri, hurrying the rest o+f the way to+ lay him o+n a bed. It wasn't to+o+ difficult fo+r her since she had all o+f the rainbo+wdrinker strength. After he was o+n the bed, she sat o+n the edge o+f it with a deep sigh, pulling the icepack back o+ut and putting it back o+n Cro+nus' fo+rehead. 04:24:01
(( tbh she liked that kind of shit bc of dualscar 04:24:06
♐: ((he could have built a fuckbot. 04:24:18
♐: ((oh lord. 04:24:21
(( LMAO 04:24:22
(( fuckbot 3000 for the marquise. 04:24:37
(( pls don't hurt me 04:24:42
♐: (( pocket nook 04:25:02
♐: ((sorry 04:25:09
(( nah all good it's nsfw sexual for a reason lmao 04:25:29
♐: ((oh i didn't even notice 04:25:40
(( if i could put both violence in too it would be great 04:25:53
(( but alas can't do both 04:26:02
♐: ((shucks :( 04:26:16
♐: ((they go hand in hand 04:26:24
♐: ((especially for trolls.. 04:26:27
(( that doesn't mean we can't have violence though :D 04:26:29
(:v i thought there was extreme to cover both options 04:26:57
♐: ((there was! 04:28:10
(( extreme can coverboth but it's meant for extreme kinks or extreme gore 04:28:35
(( its hell fest if you do it 04:28:42
(( all the dick out people walk in 04:28:55
(( like more than what we already have 04:29:11
(ahhhh all them LIZARDS be coming out, I understand 04:29:24
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: once on the bed, he looked around the room for a moment. mumbling about howv this isn’t his house and vwhere is his cigarette vwhich vwas evwidently in his mouth, rambling literally gibberish again. evwentually, he looks ovwer at kankri and just deadpan looks him up and dowvn. “i cant believwe your hot but you hate people.” he then goes back to rambling nonsense. [/color] 04:32:28
(( yea the worst kinds lmao 04:32:45
(( cronus is about to have no filter and full yammer 04:33:16
(( concussions are a real bitch too 04:36:01
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[color=#416600]♌: She seems to be bored of whatever is happening now, she wants to check on the dead beast she culled. Wondering back over to it and picking it up to check it’s quality’s and see how well she did, as she enjoyed keeping the pelts intact for later use. [/color] 04:39:26
(( cronus got hit by darkleers tool box that went into the sky and it hit him in the head mock 10 while he was walking outside 04:41:05
PORRIM: ((po+rrim clutching her chest like damn hes so+ real fo+r that 04:41:27
(( LMAO 04:41:35
PORRIM: ((the kankri co+mment I mean 04:41:49
(( ye 04:42:16
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He chose to watch from the door frame. Cronus was having... quite the draw from the deck that is the afterlife. Even if his friend would rather bury his issues, Kankri knows that is unjust. It simply is not fair, and he [u]will[/u] get him his apology- from a few more adults than he thought he would have to now. His ire is subdued behind that mask of stoic indifference, standing firm in the doorway with his arms folded before Cronus, rather inappropriately, aimed words his way, "P9rrim, I 6elieve delirium 9f an even higher degree is setting in." As much as he knows THROTTLING HIM BY THE GILLS is not how you fix pan damage, the urge to do so was intrusive, but manageable. Kankri knows he's just out of it, that doesn't mean he wants to be seen as 'hot' or whatever else may come to mind, "Perhaps a full ice bath w9uld d9 him s9me g99d. Freeze th9se 6razen th9ughts s9lid." 04:45:08
(( lmao kankri is like yes lets fix him by throwing him in an ice bath 04:46:49
SOLLUX: (LMFAO 04:46:57
(Cronus: hot meanie[br]Kankri: I'll show you how mean these HANDS are when I put you in a 50 pc combo with a biscuit >:U 04:47:02
(( LMAO 04:47:24
♐: (( seal him in a water bed 04:47:34
(( NOO 04:47:42
(( PLS 04:47:45
♐: (( and then take a soft nap on top 04:47:52
PORRIM: ((LMAO 04:47:56
(( you know he can find a way to annoy someone with that 04:48:06
(( just give him 5 minutes 04:48:12
♐: ((he will suffocate 04:48:19
♐: ((ideally. 04:48:21
(( he's a seadwealler 04:48:26
(( he can breath underwater 04:48:32
SOLLUX: (oxygen 04:48:33
♐: ((oxygen 04:48:38
(just gives him that Captain Hook punishment. "Yes yes I know, you're sorry... [i]The Boo Box[/i]" 04:49:01
SOLLUX: (thatd be like putting a plastic bag over his head like yes there may be air in there but its gonna run out real quick 04:49:08
♐: (LOL 04:49:15
(( he has a swimbladder seadwealers can be under water for a long time without air 04:49:28
(( not forever but quite a while 04:49:45
SOLLUX: (ah 04:49:55
(( lmao annoy the fuck out of them and escape 04:49:56
(( it's why feferi can live underwater and same with eridan (swim bladders are cool) 04:50:31
(we put Cronus in Jello Timeout :v 04:50:43
(( ok now he will actually die 04:50:51
♐: (( we put cronus in the Grinder 04:50:58
(( there aint no air in jello 04:50:59