PORRIM: ((nvmmm 11:06:20
??: (( i miss them already,,, 11:06:39
PORRIM: ((LMAOO 11:06:48
sometimes it's like u can still hear their voice,,,)) 11:07:30
??: (( on the bright side i finally have my dark mode working again 11:08:08
PORRIM: ((ho+w 11:08:27
??: (( stylish extension on firefox 11:09:01
??: (( new typing notification think looks jank for now tho :'( 11:09:55
KARKAT: You're being invited into the kitchen. You've never felt more wildly unsocialised than you do right now. [br] "UH. YEAH, SURE. I COULD EAT." You follow her into the kitchen, which is in significantly better shape than your old mealblock. Of course. Your hands go back under your armpits. "SO DO YOU LIKE. RUN THIS PLACE? THIS ISN'T GOING TO END IN ME WAKING UP IN A COON FULL OF ICE WITH A KIDNEY MISSING AFTER I FOLLOW THE NICE LADY TO A SECONDARY LOCATION RIGHT." 11:10:33
apparently i've never met karkat vantas in my life)) 11:11:23
??: (( handshake 11:11:38
haha bruv'a not on the wildly inconvenient medium of mobile and can't use the handshake emoji)) 11:12:58
PORRIM: Po+rrim let o+ut a quiet laugh at the co+mment. "I'd ho+pe no+t, but I certainly wo+uldn't turn do+wn the o+ppo+rtunity to+ waking up in a ro+o+m with yo+u," she said this with a teasing to+ne, to+ssing a wink in his directio+n. "Wo+uld yo+u like me to+ make yo+u so+me grublo+af, maybe? I co+uld make so+me simple sandwiches, if yo+u'd prefer that, o+f co+urse." She spo+ke as she o+pened up the fridge, lo+o+king thro+ugh to+ see their o+ptio+ns. 11:13:31
??: (( pfff 11:13:35
??: (( the day i use mobile db i will die 11:13:43
PORRIM: ((if yo+u're o+n windo+ws hit the windo+ws key and the perio+d key at the same time 11:14:05
ell oh ell (i have been copy pasting every single fucking message over and over again if i want to make one single typo edit))) 11:14:33
??: (( ππ 11:15:58
??: (( my god why didnt i know about this 11:16:08
HELP)) 11:16:25
??: (( windows emojis still look kinda gross tho 11:16:30
PORRIM: ((hell yeah they do+ lmao+ 11:16:36
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(( FEFERI: T-EST )(u)(u)(u 11:22:09
KARKAT: "I MEAN. IF YOU'RE HOPING IT DOESN'T HAPPEN YOU COULD JUST NOT LEAD ME TO A SECONDARY LOCATION AND STEAL MY KIDNEY," you point out, taking a seat. "THE POWER IS IN YOUR HANDS." [br] The rest of the sentence registers late; you blink sharply when you finally get it. You don't flush easily, but you feel like you should. Anyway, she says it with enough casualness that it's probably just a joke. [br] "I'M FINE WITH ANYTHING. YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE ANYTHING IF IT'S INCONVENIENT EITHER, I GUESS. SANDWICHES ARE FINE. OR NOT. WHICHEVER." 11:22:49
π₯³π₯³π₯³ fish time)) 11:23:01
(( ok i will prob lurk a bit, but wanna ask what the protocol here is,,, do u just jump into scenes,, shall i do a starter perhance,,, 11:23:12
PORRIM: ((u can do+ either!! 11:24:10
PORRIM: ((its rlly up to+ u 11:24:21
(( πthank 11:25:22
PORRIM: "I might have to+ find a way to+ drag yo+u o+ff to+ a seco+ndary lo+catio+n at so+me po+int, then. I can't co+nfirm whether I'll be taking anything fro+m yo+ur bo+dy o+r no+t, tho+ugh." She started to+ pull a few things o+ut, retrieving so+me plates and bread. "I do+n't think it's inco+nvenient. In fact, I'd be mo+re than pleased to+ make so+mething fo+r yo+u." She decided to+ make a co+uple different simple club sandwiches, placing a plate with a few in fro+nt o+f Karkat. "Any preferences o+n drinks?" Po+rrim leaned o+n the co+unter a little, smiling warmly do+wn at him. 11:28:46
PORRIM: ((po+rrim: actively flirting. All o+f it go+es straight o+ver karkats head 11:31:04
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PORRIM: ((hello+ 11:36:39
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PORRIM: ((π 11:37:19
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PORRIM: ((hello+ 11:40:58
KARKAT: "OKAY, WEIRDO," you say, smiling despite yourself. One bushy eyebrow ticks upwards. "NOT SURE THAT'S GONNA WORK WHEN I LITERALLY ALREADY KNOW YOUR EVIL SCHEME, BUT SURE. KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF." [br] Sandwiches acquired! You feel kind of like an asshole for just letting your friend's ancestor/descendant/thingy/whatever do everything though, so you get to your feet and start hunting around for a glass. [br] "IT'S FINE, I'LL GET IT. YOU ALREADY MADE ALL THESE SANDWICHES. DO YOU WANT ANYTHING?" 11:44:09
local english lord π€ hello!)) 11:44:30
(( oh man its lord english 11:47:24
LE: ((yes that is what it says 11:47:39
PORRIM: Po+rrim waved her hand, sitting do+wn next to+ where he had been sitting mo+ments befo+re. "I'm alright. Yo+u can just get me a glass o+f whatever yo+u're getting fo+r yo+urself." She leaned o+n her hand, watching him carefully. It was a bit funny seeing so+meo+ne so+ similar to+ Kankri no+t trying to+ refute any o+f her o+ffers o+r argue with her fo+r every little thing. "I'd o+ffer so+me desserts, as well, but I can't say baking is in my line o+f expertise. Yo+u'd be better o+ff asking Meenah fo+r that." 11:49:13
fuck i'm gonna be so fr my eyes are incapable of reading the LE text in light mode π astigmatism skill issue)) 11:49:38
PORRIM: ((felt that 11:49:44
LE: ((naw it's fine 11:49:57
(( it looks rough on dark too but perhaps i have weakeyes also 11:54:23
LE: ((probably that me and all my friends havent had any trouble with le or jade color text the past decade on anymode and multiple of us have stigmatisms so probably just you being silly or something 11:54:47
LE: ((((BUT anyway bones is a pedophile be careful around them 11:55:35
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PORRIM: ((??? Huh 11:55:52
KARKAT: The first place you check for glasses is the dishwasher. [br] The second place you check is a low cabinet, which means that you also have to check a third and fourth place before you find the damn glasses in a high-up shelf, and then when you take them over to the sink to rinse them out you realise that someone's left two empty hot chocolate mugs in the sink that you could have used in the first place. This is the point at which you have to resist pinching your nosebridge. [br] "I'M JUST GONNA DRINK COLD WATER, SO. HERE'S THAT, I GUESS." You slide her a glass of gold water and sit back down. "IT'S FINE. YOU DON'T NEED TO ROLL OUT THE ROYAL WELCOME OR ANYTHING. I CAN PROBABLY LIVE WITHOUT A WELCOME MERINGUE, OR. I DON'T KNOW. ANYWAY." [br] You take a bite of sandwich instead of putting your foot further into your mouth. [br] "THIS IS REALLY GOOD, BY THE WAY." 11:58:25
> come in with lord english [br] > call everyone else's eyes weak for not being able to read eye searing green [br] > call someone a pedo [br] > disappear without elaborating????)) 11:59:13
PORRIM: ((real?? 11:59:21
PORRIM: ((im bo+nes btw 11:59:25
PORRIM: ((no+ clue what they were talking abt 11:59:30
PORRIM: ((co+nsidering I do+nt talk to+ anyo+ne really 11:59:35
PORRIM: ((so+ idk who+ that co+uld even have been?? 11:59:42
?????)) 12:00:00
PORRIM: ((genuinely wish they had elabo+rated but ykno+w 12:00:49
baffling??)) 12:01:15
PORRIM: ((idk man the internet is weird ive just accepted that at this po+int but as far as im aware I havent do+ne anything so+ 12:01:40
(( oh wow i missed some good old fashion drama,,, the nostalgia,, 12:01:40
LMAO)) 12:01:55
(( to be honest i got a rancid vibe from them the moment they lead with "yes thats what it says" 12:02:10
PORRIM: ((yeah ππ 12:02:18
real but i was hoping bruv was just like. One of those mfs who is really Really socially incapable)) 12:02:34
PORRIM: ((ig just was co+ming here to+ tro+ll?? 12:02:36
PORRIM: ((yeah have definitely run into+ plenty o+f tho+se so+ I try to+ give the benefit o+f the do+ubt 12:02:53
PORRIM: ((esp co+nsidering im o+ne o+f them lmao+ 12:03:00
(( pfff 12:03:05
i mean. Tbh the entire homeatuck target audience π)) 12:03:13
(( RUDE 12:03:21
PORRIM: ((thats so+ real 12:03:22
(( but true 12:03:23
LMAO WHY RUDE WHEN WE ARE HANDSHAKING??)) 12:03:34
(( just because its true doesnt make it right,,,, jhgfh 12:03:54
PORRIM: ((hits u with my laser eyes 12:04:03
*bo burnham voice*)) 12:04:04
(( screams 12:04:10
truly hilarious tho they did change their hex slightly before randomly calling someone a pedo so like. Feelings were a Lil hurt)) 12:04:49
PORRIM: ((yeah bro+ they needed to+ make sure that we co+uld read the accusatio+n 12:05:09
PORRIM: ((o+therwise whats the po+int lmao+ 12:05:15
LMFAOO)) 12:05:24
tbh? Dedication)) 12:05:39
PORRIM: ((yeah u go+tta respect it ho+nestly 12:05:52
idk if it's the kind of dedication bruv should be having, but they have it alright)) 12:06:43
(( huh they changed their color??? 12:07:42
(( that is hilarious 12:07:47
isn't it)) 12:08:35
it's slightly darker after naw it's fine)) 12:08:49
PORRIM: Po+rrim's gaze fo+llo+wed Karkat aro+und the ro+o+m as he searched fo+r cups, but she didn't speak up at all o+r give him any po+inters. He seemed like the type who+ wo+uld prefer to+ figure things o+ut himself, anyway. It was pro+bably so+mething in the Vantas blo+o+dline, if she had to+ guess. The co+mpliment o+n the sandwich caused her smile to+ widen a little. "It's just a sandwich, but I'm glad to+ hear that yo+u like it." Lifting her o+wn glass, she to+o+k a slo+w sip o+f the water. "As fo+r giving yo+u a ro+yal welco+me, I think it wo+uld be fully deserved fo+r so+meo+ne o+f yo+ur caliber." She co+uldn't help but to+ po+ke so+me fun at the o+ther, Vantases were just to+o+ cute no+t to+ tease. 12:09:51
PORRIM: ((brb 12:09:55
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hm hello)) 12:11:30
??: the bones pedophile stuff is true :( a lot of discord screenshots )) 12:11:53
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(( leaving immediately with no screenshots proferred,,,, 12:12:56
bruvski just connected to be like ya fr :((( and then dipped??)) 12:13:37
bbg where's ur screenshots)) 12:13:53
(( taking bets on sock account rn 12:14:16
i'm not betting cuz that mf is definitely a sock cmon)) 12:14:55
(( pff 12:18:00
the homestuck fans are fuckin free as hell)) 12:18:43
PORRIM: ((back but I will pro+bably be go+ing to+ bed so+o+n co+nsidering it is 8am 12:18:50
ur real for that,,,)) 12:19:00
(( pls take care dude 12:19:15
PORRIM: ((thank u 12:19:21
do u want me to just finish up kk int? I can just conclude w the last post n set porrim free)) 12:19:32
PORRIM: ((i was lo+o+king fo+r fo+o+d but I am to+o+ fatigued to+ make any fo+o+d if im being so+ fr 12:19:32
PORRIM: ((sure thats up to+ u! 12:19:40
ur valid for that π get some good rest dawg)) 12:19:47
PORRIM: ((i do+nt wanna ho+ld kk priso+ner while im sleeping lmao+ 12:19:49
(( are we being chronological here 12:20:19
lmao bruv in porrim jail)) 12:20:27
PORRIM: ((wdym 12:20:30
(( like uhh 12:20:38
(( keeping scenes that are happening in ic time from overlapping in ooc time 12:22:46
(( this might be a dumb question 12:22:50
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PORRIM: ((uhh I think its up to+ preference 12:23:13
(( word 12:23:19
(( i have no preference but figured id ask to see what other ppl are ok with 12:23:50
PORRIM: ((i also+ have no+ preference, I tend to+ have so+me characters stay "inactive" so+ that I can co+ntinue rps fro+m earlier o+n if so+meo+ne had to+ leave 12:24:27
(( this is valid of you 12:25:58
not me struggling to find a way to get rid of kk fr)) 12:26:21
PORRIM: ((LMAO 12:26:28
PORRIM: ((u can have him wander o+ff o+r so+meth 12:26:37
why is every line like fucking mud wrestling this asshole)) 12:26:42
PORRIM: ((o+r u can just say po+rrim wandered o+ff if u want 12:26:50
PORRIM: ((ho+nestly mo+o+d thats why I havent rpd him in a while lo+wkey 12:26:59
(( he has to drag his sandwitch under a car to eat it like a feral cat 12:27:10
PORRIM: ((real 12:27:16
PORRIM: ((he just like me fr 12:27:24
(( i must answer some emails and then i may attempt a starter 12:27:49
(( probably for anyone to reply to if they want but :eyes: if karkats gonna be free 12:28:08
PORRIM: ((LMAO ye tyt! Have fun when u get to+ it 12:28:23
KARKAT: You snort. [br] "THERE'S LIKE. AT LEAST FIVE SEPARATE ALTERNIAN INSTITUTIONS THAT WOULD HAVE YOU CULLED FOR SAYING THAT. ABOUT ANYONE BESIDES THE EMPRESS, BUT ALSO ABOUT ME SPECIFICALLY." You scarf the sandwich down at light speed, because as it turns out when you said 'I could eat' you meant 'I am a void of starvation'. "I'LL GET THE DISHES. IT'S ONLY FAIR." [br] You get the dishes, because you're not actually completely fucking rabid. After a brief goodbye, you decide to go and explore the woods, giving a wide berth to some strange occult-looking activity going on in a clearing. 12:29:15
πππ karkat has wandered into the sunset,,,)) 12:29:41
PORRIM: ((piano+ music in the bg 12:29:51
tiny violin playing,,,)) 12:30:07
PORRIM: ((o+kay im ho+pping o+ff fo+r no+w I'll try to+ be o+n again so+metime so+o+n 12:30:31
(( nini 12:30:40
PORRIM: ((gn!! 12:30:46
aight! bye bye!)) 12:30:46
(( now it u an i lance, me an u,,, 12:31:16
we're about to square up and battle,,,,)) 12:31:32
(( fight for control of the chat now that the mods are gone 12:31:55
π for what,,,, as uk grime icon stormzy once said, heavy is the head that wears the crown)) 12:32:23
(( this is true the pedo anons will come in from the east to ravage your villages 12:33:11
HELP π not the pedo anons from the east,,,,, my villages,,,,)) 12:33:32
i may be slightly insane,,,, not two seconds after breaking out a second muse i'm contemplating meenah,,,)) 12:41:37
it turns out i missed canons more than i thought πll 12:42:09
(( pfft no don't tempt me 12:42:17
LMAO WITH MEENAH??)) 12:42:28
U THINK I WON'T??)) 12:42:34
(( i am about to reach back toward latula even though i havent rped once here 12:42:35
tula,,,,, *rabid*)) 12:42:47
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oho! hello!)) 12:43:05
(( owo hie 12:43:06
(( i leave for less than a day and some dickwad comes in stiring up my chat. 12:43:45
(( i got this 12:43:53
mod powers activate)) 12:44:04
(( god bless.... 12:45:15
(( i have to leave for half a week in a couple hours. so bones > porrim is in charge but i will not let slander happen like that. 12:46:40
(( love you new comers though mwah 12:47:09
real for that,,,, godspeed soldier,,,)) 12:48:09
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LE: ((but hes a active predator tho :( 12:49:01
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bruv can u like show a single screenshot then if ur gonna fling accusations about)) 12:49:58
for fuck's sake)) 12:50:08
(( i have personally known bones for years including when we were both minors, he is not. i assure you. 12:54:43
yeah i'm not operating under the assumption that he is either, but bruvski over there wants to say there's screenshots or smth)) 12:56:21
if there are, show em or shut up, it's getting annoying)) 12:56:33
(( sigh, the reassurance nice but i have also been around long enough to know people just throw around accusations here when they actually just dont like someone 12:57:06
the homestuck fandom is really just so fucking free tbh)) 12:57:52
(( someone who actually cared about protecting people wouldn't waste all this time going "there definitely are screenshots :(" 12:58:26
(( yea i really don't understand why also if you really want to contact me with those screenshots, I'm blissfulLullaby to the le. but i doubt you have any real proof. 12:58:57
(( but yea everyone else who is behaving feel free to have fun when i'm gone and when the db2 comes out i'll remake the chat again so we don't have to let the fun die. 13:12:00
(( βοΈ 13:15:29
(( i am loving my new emoji powers 13:15:36
(( emoji's ftw 13:15:50
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π«‘π«‘ absolutely fucked up my goddamn connection but aye aye capt)) 13:24:41
(( fair lmao 13:26:02
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very nice well done)) 13:28:20
(( i have been lagging on and off also π 13:28:25
(( i blame db 13:28:47
(( it gets rebooted every hour now to keep old girls heart ticking 13:29:26
real and felt,,,)) 13:29:29