PORRIM: ((o+kay I'm go+nna lay do+wn blo+ws up 12:24:31
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(( welcome back lol 12:40:41
♐: ((ty :) 12:52:44
♊: ((lmao 12:52:44
[color=#416600]♌: “what were mew actually drinking though psii?” [/color] 12:53:45
♊: "... Hot chocolate." 12:54:15
♐: He stirs awake on the couch, sitting up and releasing a groan/yawn combo like a middleaged dad that echoed through the mansion when he stretched. 12:55:02
♐: His top also earned a few more tears in it from said stretching. 12:55:38
♐: The beef is out. 12:55:43
[color=#416600]♌: “what is hotchocolate?” she looked over at darkleer for a moment and gave him a wave. [/color] 12:56:11
(( at this rate darkleer gonna be naked 12:56:20
(( lmao 12:56:22
♐: He waves back while rubbing his eye with his other hand. 12:56:31
♐: ((porrim like come upstairs let me Hem Those Pants 12:57:42
(( lmao 12:59:15
♊: "It's a drink made with milk and this thing called chocolate, mixed with other ingredients." 13:02:06
[color=#416600]♌: “can i have some?” she is now curious [/color] 13:03:31
♐: His little mechanical horse that honestly needs a name at this point comes trotting up with a milk bottle on its back for him. He gawks with giddy. 13:07:28
♊: "Sure, try not to leave your nasty germs while you drink." 13:09:13
♐: "You are the best invention since sex for non reproductive purposes." He pats its little metal head. 13:09:16
[color=#416600]♌: She thinks about it for a moment then looks over at darkleer with a confused look. She will ask about drinking hot chocolate later wtf is he talking about. [/color] 13:10:43
♊: "What the-" 13:11:12
(( when u tell ur fake horse its better than sex 13:11:14
♐: (( and he made the horse so he's saying he's more accomplished then the inventor Of Sex 13:11:33
(( LMAO 13:11:48
♐: He feels their stares and glances over at them. "Oh, did you two [i]want some[/i]?" Not the best thing to ask after what he just said. He is talking about the milk though. 13:14:35
[color=#416600]♌: she is glad sufferer is taking a nap right now. "No i am good on sex right meow thank mew." She just stares vacantly at darkleer. [/color] 13:16:37
♐: "WHAT???" 13:17:40
♐: He is b100 in the face. "[i]I WAS ASKING IF YOU WANTED ANY MILK??[/i]" 13:18:40
[color=#416600]♌: she is confused and unsure how this happened. looking at psii for a little help, this is weird. [/color] 13:20:47
♊: "Don't look at me, I'm as confused ad you are." 13:26:10
[color=#416600]♌: psii has failed her. "The comments mew made befurr that?"[/color] 13:28:50
♐: "OH." He clears his throat, putting the milk bottle down and picking the horse up, gesturing to it in its palm where it neighs affectionately. He states once again, outright, "I said this horse is better than recreational coitus." 13:31:39
♐: *his palm 13:31:48
[color=#416600]♌: this does not make the statement any less weird. "How?"[/color] 13:32:49
♐: ((man uncaptchalogues a board on a stand and some markers and starts making a diagram and lecturing them for three hours 13:33:48
(( LMAO 13:33:59
♐: "Um. Well. Did you hear the neigh?" 13:36:41
(( LMAO 13:37:38
[color=#416600]♌: "Yes but what does that have to do with anything?" [/color] 13:40:30
♐: "Does that not answer the question?" 13:41:49
♐: "Do you need to hear it again?" 13:41:55
♐: "Do it again." 13:42:00
♐: It does it again. 13:42:03
[color=#416600]♌: "how does that make it better than sex?"[/color] 13:43:21
♐: "I think there's something failing to get across here." 13:44:07
♐: "Do you need to hear it another time?" 13:44:12
♊: "Sex is so overrated..." 13:44:13
[color=#416600]♌:"meowby it's beclawse mew don't ever do it psii." this conversation has become a trainwreck[/color] 13:45:29
♊: "Trust me- that's not true." 13:47:22
[color=#416600]♌:"Then why mew got no bitches." Where did she learn this language.[/color] 13:48:00
♐: ((damn does this building have a burn ward? 13:50:01
(( lmao no 13:50:12
♊: "Because I don't like having bitches." 13:50:13
♐: ((call the amberlamps 13:50:17
♊: "That's why I've never tried to hit on you" 13:52:00
[color=#416600]♌:"I don't n33d mew to hit on me, it would be embarrassing towards my matesprite."[/color] 13:53:22
(( signless gone for less than 10 minutes and they are already fighting 13:53:41
♐: He sets the horse down and enjoys his milk while it trots over and playfully tugs at psiis pant leg with its teeth like it's trying to eat grass. 13:54:49
♊: "Trust me, you are not my type- nor that hoofbeast." 13:55:09
[color=#416600]♌: "That's good to know beclawse mew aren't mine either. the hoof beast is definitely though." she snickers.[/color] 13:56:50
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♐: "YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THE HOOFBEAST." 13:58:06
(( the fear and distress 13:58:54
♐: (( god telling eve not to bite the apple 13:59:39
(( lmao 14:00:44
♊: "You are acting childish." 14:02:23
[color=#416600]♌: "Nobody is having sex with the hoofbeast, it was a joke." she sighs getting up off the couch and stretching. [/color] 14:03:48
♐: Giving her the sus eye. 14:04:47
[color=#416600]♌: She is getting tired of the meaningless argumentative banter. "Psii do mew hate me." this was genuine [/color] 14:06:56
(( gets tired of arguements ask loaded question immediately 14:08:45
♊: "Are you saying that just because I don't hit on you?" 14:09:33
[color=#416600]♌: "No i am asking beclawse every moment i have b33n around mew, it has b33n tense and aggravating." [/color] 14:10:47
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♊: "That's because you make such moments that tense. Also you didn't take your job as a disciple seriously enough. 14:26:06
[color=#416600]♌: She huffs at that statement, slowly pulling massive books from her luxurious mane. they just keep slowly pilling up, she then sets them on the floor. there are about 15 or so large books, that is not all but these ones are just from signless's teachings. "These are just the recent ones, should i go get the others." She has at least over 200 books in a cave somewhere.[/color] 14:31:10
(( don't challenge the disciple lmao she will get all 200+ books 14:31:35
(( as we know kankri talks a lot lmao so yea 14:32:03
♊: "I remark: seriously enough. You were utterly unprofessional sometimes, your actions there spoke volumes about that kind of professionalism. You couldn't even try to be more serious under certain circumstances." 14:42:15
[color=#416600]♌: "we aren't 9 sweeps old anymore, mew can't compare my past to my purresent unless mew want me to compare yours aswell."[/color] 14:45:22
♊: "I wasn't that bad compared to you, Meulin..." 14:46:04
[color=#416600]♌: "What was so unpurrfetional then, give me a real good example. that has nothing to do with our teenage years or childhoods." [/color] 14:47:54
♊: "When you hunted down different beasts and offered them as a gift, Do you have any idea how bad they tended to smell?" 14:49:32
[color=#416600]♌: "I was trying to give mew a snack, they smelled purrfectly normal. mew did not complain when we ate them with the dolorosa, in fact everything we ate furr the most part that was meat i hunted purrsonally." [/color] 14:51:14
(( darkleer just looking at them unpacking there lives infront of him just side eyeing them both 14:51:40
(( like a soap oprah 14:51:48
♊: ((OPRAH 14:53:33
(( i can't spell i am sorry 14:53:48
(( lmao 14:53:50
♊: "I had to eat them not to offend her. She cooked it with love, whatever that ingredient was. Also we both know she was pretty scary." 14:54:29
[color=#416600]♌: "So this whole thing is beclawse mew don't like meat... also i do agree she was scary." [/color] 14:56:02
♊: "It was the way you brought the prey. It was unprofessional, you look like Darkleer trying to pick up a glass of milk." 14:56:56
[color=#416600]♌: "Wait, meow do i look when i bring purrey?" [/color] 14:58:03
[color=#416600]♌: "I know how to solve this purroblem, i have a kill outside right meow. mew can tell meow." [/color] 15:00:52
♊: "If you insist..." 15:01:17
[color=#416600]♌: "Mew should come to darkl33r." She walks out the door and over to the slightly snowed on beast corpse. Picking it up and holding it as she usually does. it is about the size of a buffalo. [/color] 15:03:27
♊: Psii sighed and headed to Darkleer's. "Meulin told me to be here-" 15:12:09
(( she asked darkleer to join them lmao 15:12:57
(( oops 15:13:00
♊: ((Oh! it was a too not a to 15:14:14
(( sorry i'm trying my best rn lmao 15:14:49
(( thats a my bad 15:15:13
♊: ((It's ok! Just ignore my reply! 15:21:47
(( unsure if darkleer is alive lmao 15:22:02
(( i might need sleep lol 15:28:22
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(( welcome back 15:33:06
DAMARA: ((OHAYO 15:33:14
(( gonna sleep bc i can't rp more with the typos now lmoa 15:35:19
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♐: He has gotta stop nodding off. Can you even really sleep as a ghost? Do you go to the double dreambubbles when you do?? Maybe he just dissociated. Either way the snow outside through the open door pulls his attention and he walks out onto it, falling backwards with his arms outsretched and making a snow-darkleer. Probably left an imprint in the ground itself too. Look at him attempting to have fun. Weee. 22:05:08
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♐: He packs and throws some snowballs into the dreamy beyond. If one of those hits a stray ghost somewhere that's gonna be another coma. Then he starts building a majestic snow musclebeast. 22:28:11
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