(( good news everyone my flight was fucked so i do not get to go 02:05:47
(( i am back and ready to rp now 02:15:20
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PORRIM: (grabs kankri with my hands 02:20:43
PORRIM: ((im taking u to+ the Dungeo+ns 02:20:53
(:v the return of the prophetical child 02:21:00
(<:U HE'S JUST A DECENTLY SIZED GUY, WHAT IS THIS 02:21:22
PORRIM: ((so+meo+ne will be Smashing 02:22:01
(oh yes, I forgot to mention, BIG LADY SUPREMACY :v if your waman is 6'5" and up... >:v im dying 02:22:24
PORRIM: ((so+ real 02:22:40
PORRIM: ((she is tall but no+t quite that tall 02:22:47
(i do not believe in the short vantas propaganda, this mf is 6'0" even uVu 02:23:14
PORRIM: ((GOOD LOERD 02:23:37
PORRIM: ((kurlo+z still to+wers o+ver him tho+ 02:23:57
(( to be fair signless is tall for a lowblood 02:24:07
PORRIM: ((yeah lmao+ 02:24:15
PORRIM: ((bro+ is almo+st as tall as psii 02:24:26
PORRIM: ((even w his bad po+sture 02:24:53
[color=#416600]♌: She’s taking mental notes of the locations for later incase they need to find there way back. “It’s nice finally being able to spend some alone time with mew, not that I don't mind the others around us. It’s just b33n a while since we went on an adventure.” just making conversation now as they look about.[/color] 02:24:58
(( cronus is literally looking like a greaser wizard pls point and laugh 02:26:03
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(Karkat got done dirty being called a midget by Equius and im like "way to punch down you FUCKING STALLION" the dickhead is probably 6'7" with all that DAMN MILK >:U 02:27:18
[color=#6a006a]CRONUS: after finding out he can actually become a vwizard, this idiot is out near a lake playing vwith a vwand vwearing a vwizard hat and also vwearing glasses. do not be fooled he is still looking like a greaser just a little nerdier right nowv, honestly if he put a cape on you could actually mistake him for eridan. [/color] 02:28:30
[color=#FF0000]♋: The Sufferer nodded, trusting that his Disciple would be able to keep track of where they had been. It wasn't too difficult to find their way back, but it was also not his strong suit considering he always had someone around to guide him. "Yes, I've missed being able to spend time with you considerably. I'm glad we've finally been able come together like this." He held onto his Disciple's hand, smiling fondly towards her as they waded through tall grass and flowers. 02:28:52
PORRIM: ((po+rrim like damn remember when I said ur descendent reminded me o+f u 02:29:15
[color=#416600]MEULIN: She was sleeping somewhere but finally decided to get up, walking around until she could run into someone. They had finished the puzzle way before and now she is alone again.[/color] 02:29:51
(( he would literally try to drown himself 02:30:08
(Eridan: Average AVADA KEDAVRA Cuck[br]Cronus: Based EXPECTO PATRONUM Enjoyer 02:31:09
(( cronus: lumos over and over again 02:31:56
(( lmao 02:32:01
(damn... Meulin is really out here getting NOT-CUCKED because Kankri is just... existing <:v like just straight terrorizing my man 02:35:10
(( meulin wants to fuck but she's not the boss 02:35:35
(( lmao 02:35:39
(( signless getting lost and he's like 5 feet away from being fine 02:38:39
(nasty work, he cant escape the escapable 02:39:01
[color=#416600]♌: she would lightly squeeze his hand, she loved going on adventures with him. "I do like our furriends but sometimes i just want to spend time with mew alone." She purred. once through the tall grass and flowers they finally reached an opening. "I think we are getting closer?" usually she wouldn't be this excited to see a cave but sometimes just doing something with someone you love makes it 10x better[/color] 02:43:42
(*reaches for response in back pocket* :9 02:47:15
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri stood there, a polite look in his eyes, but he could not deny it; he was lost as to what Damara was saying. Once again, his novice tier as a practitioner of another language is on full display. He could easily make out some of her general words, but particular ones were lost on him. He had to infer based off her gestures for half of the context which lead his gaze toward Kurloz. He has caught wind of Kurloz's beckoning the second time around thanks to that, but opted to offer Damara the first choice at a seat "[Ladies First.]" Damara was right, his accent was a travesty, but it carried the same cadence as when he spoke naturally; proper and polite, but with an edge that reserved some level of confidence, "Um.. h9w have y9u 69th 6een d9ing? When did this chance meeting 9ccur?" 02:48:00
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[color=#FF0000]♋: He nodded in agreement at the sentiment, squinting through the brush to look for anything that could indicate a cave nearby. "I have to agree. Besides, I think we all need some one-on-one time." Sufferer hummed, gesturing to some straggly vines on a wall. "I think something might be behind there." 03:22:54
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(( i'll be back tomorrow as i'm dying and need sleep 03:45:09
(:v did you see that? They teleported 03:45:54
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PORRIM: ((they fade o+ut o+f existence in the edge o+f the bubble fr 03:54:53
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("Ayo i found this cool plant- BWAAAAAAAA-" *discord disconnect sound* 03:58:32
PORRIM: ((LMAO 03:58:58
PORRIM: ((listens to+ icp in the bg 03:59:02
(>:v 04:03:32
(why listen to that TRASH when they can listen to The Great Fairy Fountain on repeat 04:07:54
PORRIM: ((real ho+nestly 04:20:39
(:9 I can not wait to disappoint, im so EXCITED to wreck some feelings >:9 IT BRINGS ME JOY TO CAUSE SUFFERING 04:22:13
PORRIM: ((skull emo+ji 04:22:36
("GIVE US THE CRAB" "mf has on high pants gifted by THE GODS, you're not getting through that polymer alloy" 04:24:08
PORRIM: ((gro+ss so+bbing 04:24:25
(he will grab a chaperone uvu crab + guest style, always safe in pairs right?... RIGHT? > -> 04:28:14
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i've returned,,,,,)) 04:54:02
(>:v PURPLE? YOU'VE GONE CLOWN ON M E ? 04:54:41
Returned to my roots innit bruv)) 04:55:11
I have two red ones and one purple one now,,, there may be more)) 04:55:34
Gonna do damz n then kk in case robots comes back)) 04:55:48
(word :V 04:57:48
(°v° robots just reminded me we could have aradiabot gaming eventually 04:58:15
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(ello ello ello :v 05:04:43
??: ((hello) 05:04:51
PORRIM: ((hello+o+ 05:06:11
[color=#a10000]DAMARA: He's not getting shit or jack. You can see it in his eyes. Fucking LOL. [br] Kankri continues to get absolutely nothing about the entire situation, demonstrating this thoroughly by telling you to sit. [i]Ladies first[/i], apparently. You sit, mock-primly at first, and then sprawl like you usually do. You're doing smalltalk, apparently. [br] "[SINCE WHEN AM I A LADY? YOU GREW A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHILE I WAS NOT LOOKING.] I am fine. Makara is secretive as usual. Met just now." You nod at Kurloz. "You are the mansion bartender. You tell him." 05:06:38
(Bambi or Lady & The Tramp? [color=#007fff]:[/color]V 05:07:15
??: ((I used to use msparp/charat like 10+ years ago now, I'm just here to reminisce)) 05:08:36
(word •v• 05:11:09
??: ((I haven't even kept up with homestuck in about as many years)) 05:12:08
[color=#2B0057]KURLOZ: Kurloz shrugged a little before handing both of them their own long skewers and handing over the marshmallows. <I FOUND A LONE EWE IN THE WILDERNESS AND OFFERED THE SATISFACTION OF HOT CHOCOLATE. SHE OBLIGED.> Kurloz used a stick to poke a little at the fire to agitate the flames, peering idly into the growing embers. He wouldn't bother with roasting his own marshmallows, since it would be a pain in the ass to try to jam molten sugar through the stitches securing his lips. 05:12:10
PORRIM: ((mo+o+d I just started getting back into+ it relatively recently 05:12:36
??: ((This place seems mostly abandonned, I suppose everyone's RPing on discord these days)) 05:13:28
PORRIM: ((yeahh at least until they get the new parp and stuff set up ho+pefully 05:13:52
(>:v whippersnappers were spoiled by mxrp, werent there during msparp dayz 05:14:46
PORRIM: ((real 05:14:55
("buh no dark mode" ●_● gang... dark mode is a new feature 05:15:51
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PORRIM: ((po+rrim and aranea are o+pen if anyo+ne wants them btw 05:20:02
??: ((I'd join in, if only for old times' sake, but I barely remember anything beyond the very surface level of these characters)) 05:22:51
??: ((I was more into charat/oc roleplay anyways, I don't suppose there are any new sites for that sort of thing?)) 05:23:24
PORRIM: ((i kno+w that theres a lo+t o+f disco+rds fo+r fan sessio+ns o+r general o+c rp but im no+t sure abt rp sites fo+r them 05:23:58
??: ((That's a shame, I always preferred the anonymity of msparp/charat over making an account)) 05:25:15
??: ((Anyways I'm gonna go now, thanks for humouring me, I hope this site really takes off sometime soon)) 05:25:41
PORRIM: ((have a go+o+d o+ne!! 05:25:51
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He would roll his eyes at Damara's words and actions. Repulsive, but at the very least there was little issues being had as of this moment. He took a seat to the other side of Kurloz, but was rather far compared to the distance between the Clown and the Ram- or in this case the... whatever sign that was Kurloz put up. It was hard to make out the word, it comes with territory of finesse that Kankri simply has not achieved. He takes the skewer from Kurloz, but isn't very invested in claiming a marshmallow just yet, "It s9unds as th9ugh y9u've gr9wn f9nd 9f 9ne an9ther's c9mpany. The less strife and disc9rd, the 6etter I 6elieve. Lest m9re accidents akin t9 Cr9nus' 6efall 9thers.." he let out a small sigh, watching the fire go on, it was cozy. 05:25:57
[color=#a10000]DAMARA: You take the skewer from Makara, and resist the urge to jab at His Prissiness for the eyeroll. It wouldn't even [i]really[/i] hurt, but. Sigh. You're trying to play nice these days. [br] "Fond is a strong word. We are friendly. And we have no war as long as he is supplier. If not, we reconsider again." It's a joke, but you're not very good at jokes anymore, so it comes out sharp. You stab a marshmallow and stick it straight into the fire. "What happen to Cronus? I hear he almost died. Deserve." 05:31:47
PORRIM: ((DESERVE LMFAOO 05:32:27
Her hatred never ends,,,,)) 05:33:45
(Not even with a proper ending just. "He hurt? Earn." 05:34:05
He did earn tho,,,,)) 05:35:35
[color=#2B0057]KURLOZ: Despite their relatively cordial behavior, Kurloz would nod in agreement that they weren't necessarily fond of each other. Kurloz wasn't the type to feel particularly fond of others, anyhow. There were a select few who had reserved positions for that. He leaned on one of his hands after he had sufficiently prodded at the fire, glancing between the two. Kurloz angled his gaze towards Damara at the question, his smile unwavering. There was a look in his eyes, though, that seemed like the question alone was a subtle in-joke at this point. It was still a [i]little[/i] funny, after all. It would be interesting to hear how Kankri put it, though. Especially considering this particular Kankri wasn't around for the [i]first[/i] incident, which Kurloz had actually held some kind of responsibility for. He made a gesture as if to say 'More than I mentioned,' before waving towards Kankri to say that he could elaborate some more. At least, on the event he had bore witness to. 05:39:25
PORRIM: ((me deciding kurlo+z is o+ver 8ft tall fo+r shits and giggles 05:42:26
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PORRIM: ((uh o+h 05:43:31
Wb!)) 05:45:31
♋: ((can i post something cool?)) 05:46:24
♋: (( (its an intro) )) 05:46:31
♋: (( (it might be long) )) 05:46:58
PORRIM: ((sure lo+l 05:47:45
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "It was n9t deserved!" His demeanor was reserved, but there was more vigor in his words, so he wasn't necessarily shouting as he would have prior. He huffed, extending his poker toward the ground as he aimlessly scribbled nonsense into the snow, "I... d9 n9t kn9w what came 6ef9re my arrival as it pertains t9 his altercati9n with the elder Mituna and Kurl9z, 6ut I can n9t fath9m a miscellane9us t99l69x 6eing launched t9ward any9ne's head at rand9m, resulting in a near c9mat9se state 9f deliri9us musings f9r m9re than an h9ur, 6eing "deserved", s9 f9rgive me f9r having [i]s9me[/i] c9mpassi9n f9r such misf9rtune t9ward a friend." Looks like he ended up just drawing out Cronus' sign- but it ran through Porrim's. It looked really bizarre, as if he were theory-crafting some new constellation before promptly having his face's opacity be tinted with pale pink, furrowed brows growing tought as he harshly scribbled through the nonsense he had doodled. "I am just saying I w9uld prefer as little incidents as p9ssi6le." 05:52:12
♋: >Far north where the glaciers met the sea, a blackened steel galleon pushed through ice slowly towards the tundra. Hung by his feet off the stern of the boat was The Signless. He was mostly unconscious by now; the splashes of ice water no longer reached high enough to drench him. Weeks in the sun had bleached his clothes white, and the fibers now deteriorated almost to disintegration.[br]>He had an empire. Trolls murdered for him, and laid down their lives for him. Sweeps of political upheaval in dozens of planets across the empire, bombings, massive gang violence. He was certainly charming to those who had followed him, but what did he stand for? By now most trolls would say nothing, though there was a time he was believed to be the leader of a free resistance.[br]>[color=red]That time was over, and it is now known to the public of Alternia he is a galactic war criminal.[/color] For all the hope he brought to his followers, the suffering he imposed upon his neighbors had brought him here. Brought back to his home planet to die a dreadful death in the wastes of ice fields that lay barren as desert sand. Once the ice was thick enough to walk on, he was unceremoniously cut from the ship then dropped head first onto it. The knife was then thrown down for him to cut his binds, and the ship never even stopped moving. 05:52:37
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[color=#a10000]DAMARA: "Cronus is a tool. Someone threw toolbox at his head 05:55:50
FAWK)) 05:55:56
gimme a mo)) 05:56:03
PORRIM: ((LMAO 05:56:04
(dickhead response already >:v 05:56:13
([url=https://youtu.be/5izF3ctDsgE?si=wEYQbs6oPXhOZFC3]Kankri Problems:[/url][br][url=https://youtu.be/WjFNbFjqo_k?si=St9SFNijWOryx5dY]Cronus Problems:[/url] 06:00:18
PORRIM: ((LMAOO 06:00:55
[color=#a10000] DAMARA: "Cronus is a tool. Someone threw toolbox at his head. Maybe just because he was homesick. Why cry about it? Delirious musings same as normal anyway." [br] Cronus is your friend the way Horuss is your friend; you exist in the same circles and regard them with a level of disgust. Perhaps the reasons are different, but the content is the same. [br]"Who did? I owe them big thanks." 06:03:06
(*me cheesing knowing Damara will never thank Darkleer for accidentally causing Cronus harm* 06:05:55
LMAOO SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHE NAMED BOTH FIGURES IN THE SAME BREATH)) 06:06:39
[color=#2B0057]KURLOZ: It was a bit funny how heated Kankri could get over certain topics, but Kurloz wouldn't be the one to fill him in on the exact details of what had happened prior to his appearance. Kurloz was a master at keeping secrets, after all. Though, really, he just didn't care enough to get into it. <THE ALTERNATE ZAHHAK. THE DAMAGE WAS TRULY DEVASTATING.> There was a mischievous look in his eye, raising a hand to his chin for a moment before continuing. <THE UNFORTUNATE ROYAL WAS RETRIEVED QUICKLY, SO I CAN ONLY ASSUME HE DID NOT SUFFER LONG. PERHAPS THE FASHION-OBSESSED LEECH INFLICTED HER OWN TORTURE, BUT IT LOOKED AS THOUGH HE MAY HAVE ENJOYED THAT.> Kurloz lifted his hands in a shrug, his expression looking unamused for a brief moment before returning to his usual smile. #:o/ #:o) 06:09:00
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He missed out on most of what Kurloz had been signing on about, but he did make out half of his later words. Kankri could do many things, he was confident in his ability to maintain himself and his compuse, but with that situation being brought up once more he cpuld already feel the heat getting to his face. Luckily, he was no where near as red as before, but that didn't stop his outburst, "N9NE 9F THAT IS IMP9RTANT, 9KAY?" SUCH LICENTIOUS INDIGNITY DOES NOT NEED TO BE BROUGHT UP ONCE MORE! He can only hide so much of his face with just his sweater's collar- not that he was making much of an attempt. "[i]The p9int[/i] is that such c9m6ative stances are unneeded and civility sh9uld take precedence! That is all I am adv9cating f9r!" 06:15:33
(Everyone: "love me some seafood"[br]Cronus: *starts flexing*[br] Everyone: "MOVE BITCH ASS BLOBFISH" [br]*punts him out of the way to reveal an unsuspecting Kankri*[br][url=https://youtu.be/K3nW-4Un8JY?si=iOZNW43B9fvC3JZb]Kankri:[/url] 06:16:03
PORRIM: ((real 06:16:29
(should be F I C T I O N 06:18:02
[color=#a10000]DAMARA: Tangible disgust. You regret saying you owe them thanks. Evidently, this was a fluke. [br] "You are right. Zahhak is cringe. Don't want to know about him or Porrim poor taste anymore. Just let him count it as we are even instead." [br] Come on Porrim, really? As a fellow hoe, you had thought she would have had better taste. Time makes a fool of anyone. Shaking your head, you retrieve your thoroughly charcoaled marshmallow and eat it, burning the inside of your mouth. Just like you like it. [br] "[SHIT! FUCK, IT'S HOT. GOD DAMN IT.]" You have to pant like a dog to cool the marshmallow on your tongue, but that's part of the experience. "How long we have been grown and dead, Kankri? You are still shy? Only sex." 06:23:59
PORRIM: ((ONMLY SEX AHDHHAS 06:25:17
PORRIM: ((damara is killing me 06:25:28
PORRIM: ((zahhak is cringe. 06:25:29
(New Path Unlocked :v 06:25:59
LMAO DAMARA LISTENING TO KENDRICK SAY HE'S THE BIGGEST HATER AND DISAGREEING BECAUSE SHE IS THE BIGGEST HATER TBH)) 06:26:35
(oh my bad. New RUDE AS FUCK Path Unlocked :V 06:26:48
LMAOO)) 06:26:53
(He's going to get... [url=https://youtu.be/ScuwQfG0FnA?si=rnW8PGOuEnILnUl-]CRITICAL.[/url] 06:31:30
Not the o hara background music,,,)) 06:32:29
[color=#2B0057]KURLOZ: Kurloz's shoulders bounced up and down in faux laughter, his smile widening as the faintest strangled sound left his throat, perhaps too quiet to be heard over the crackling of the fire. He didn't care too much for direct altercations, but playing some (possibly malicious) pranks was never too far beyond him. <SHE IS AS SHE ALWAYS WAS. I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF SHE HAS TURNED HIM INTO A WILLING SOURCE FOR HER HERETICAL NUTRITION.> Kurloz waved his hand dismissively towards Kankri. <NOBODY IS GETTING FULLY INVOLVED IN ANY NEEDLESS VIOLENCE.> He lifted a hand to hold it near Damara's cheek, as if to offer his own low body temperature to help soothe the burn, despite the fact that he was practically offering for her to put his fingers in her mouth with such a gesture. Perhaps he didn't think that far ahead. 06:32:40
PORRIM: ((HELLO? 06:33:37
(hola :v 06:33:51
LMAO HELLO?? what is happening to u bones kun,,,)) 06:33:54
PORRIM: ((the tho+ught o+f kankri trynna beat the shit o+ut o+f damara is so+funny 06:34:06
PORRIM: ((she just thro+ws him like a ragdo+ll 06:34:19
LMAO)) 06:34:23
Kankri, moments ago: there is no need for violence! [br] kankri when damara laughs at violence: :deepfried demon eyes:)) 06:34:48
PORRIM: ((AHADAS 06:34:58
(hmhmhmmheheheee... you aren't dealing with just any Average Crab, he's done. He's BECOME PRECISELY WHAT YOU FEAR MOST MEGIDO, HE'S THE LEGENDARY SUPER CRAB. 06:35:54
Dripkri activate,,,)) 06:36:05
PORRIM: ((no+t the dripkri 06:36:13
("You mean you haven't figured it out yet? I am the Kan and the Kri. The mutant light in the aristocratic darkness, the universe's answer to your HORNY SHENANIGANS. I AM THE CRAB WHO'S TRAVELLED ALL THE WAY FROM EARTH TO DEFEAT! SUPER KANKRI!" or whatever Goku said :v 06:38:18
Is that what goku said tbh)) 06:39:12
(idk I havent watched Z in forever and im still on the red ribbon army arc 06:39:48
😔 bruvski if u don't know what hope do the plebs have)) 06:40:08
U r the premier distributor of dragonball memes)) 06:40:17
(premier distributor of THESE HANDS 06:42:00
(I only now realize you called that shit the Miguel Theme, mf is DEAF that is not Miguel's theme 06:42:31
PORRIM: ((sho+uld pro+bably use the o+o+c chat since its back 06:42:54
(oh word??? :v 06:43:11
PORRIM: ((at the end o+f the desc 06:43:24
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] His offense was worn clearly on his now boldly cherry hued face. #JUST FAN-FUCKIN-TASTIC. This was just- UGHHH! IT'S UNFAIR! NOT THE GROSS DEBAUCHERY, HE HAS NO INTEREST IN IT, RIGHT!? IT 'S SIMPLY HOW MUCH NONSENSE HAS BEEN SLUNG HIS WAY LATELY, "PARD9N MY FUCKIN' LANGUAGE, 6UT IT IS N9T "JUST SEX" AND 6ELIEVE S9 IS CRUDE AND A RATHER 6ULLSHIT DEGENERATE STANCE T9 PARTAKE IN! N9 9FFENSE IS MEANT, AS I D9 N9T WISH F9R ANY LATENT 9T S9RE SP9T TRIGGERS T9 BE AGITATED 6Y THIS ILL-MANNERED DESCRIPT9R, [i]6UT[/i] 6EING [u][i]L99SE[/i][/u] IS N9T A VERY UPSTANDING QUALITY T9 BE REPUTABLE F9R!" Not that it was as big a deal to himself, personally; he is abstinent and has maintained his vows for... ever. Just. [u]Ever.[/u] He had taken to standing, he is much to anxious to sit, he was being a rather huge #asshole buzzkill. He just took to taking laps around the bonfire, stressed strides quick as his eyes bore into the ground, the fire challenging the redness of his cheeks. 06:54:14
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[color=#a10000]DAMARA: Haha, the crab is scared. [br] "Wow, swear word. How long it took before you stopped blushing about that also?" You make quick eye contact with Makara before you take his fingers into your mouth, twining your burnt tongue around the soothingly cool digits. He's got long fingers, you notice. Convenient. Eyelids sinking lower, you look over at Kankri through your eyelashes as you release Kurloz's hand with a deliberate [i]pop[/i]. "What did you think. Mother grub conception is immaculate? You are the product of fucking too. We all of us are slurry on legs." 07:08:55
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[color=#2B0057]KURLOZ: Kurloz's brows lifted at the extremely intimate direction she took to cool her tongue, but it wasn't as though he was going to say anything- if he even could. The warmth of a lowblood was certainly something else. He wiped his fingers off on his shorts, vaguely disgruntled, and perhaps almost embarrassed, by the other troll's actions. Granted, seeing Kankri get riled up all over again wasn't something he would turn down the opportunity for. <IT SOUNDS AS THOUGH OUR CRUSTACEOUS INVERTEBROTHER IS A LITTLE JEALOUS. PERHAPS HE IS FEELING THE FEAR OF MISSING OUT?> #;o) 07:18:18
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[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "I AM N9T ARGUING THE SEMANTICS 9F TR9LL C9NCEPTI9N, I'M-" his words halt and he freezes. He was... flabbergasted- no, appalled- no, disgusted- no, stupefied- NO, MORTIFIED- [i]NO, DUMBFOUNDED- [u]NO, UTTERLY FUCKIN GOBSMACKED.[/u][/i] WHERE WAS HE? WHY WAS HE BEING PUNISHED IN SUCH A WAY? WHAT HAD HE DONE TO EARN THE DISTASTE OF PARADOX SPACE??? Every action made him unsettled, every gesture and sound made him feel a bit ill until it had finally concluded with a [i]disgruntling moist[/i] [u]POP[/u]. It may have seemed impossible, but somehow the pigment of his face had grown even more saturated with scarlet, the heat from the bonfire indistinguishable to him from the blood rushing through his face. How was he to respond to such- such, such [u]PROMISCUOUS[/u] BEHAVIOR??? WHAT WAS WITH EVERYONE LATELY! ESCAPE! THAT IS AN OPTION ISN'T IT? "I-I-... WELL, THIS HAS 6EEN QUITE THE 9CCASI9N, AP9L9GIES F9R ANY HARSH W9RDS! 9-9H, I 6ELIEVE I UHHH- HEAR P9RRIM CALLING T9 ME! THAT IS IT INDEED! [i]YEEEEEEESSSSS?[/i]" he called out toward the mansion as he attempted to pull a fast one and scuttle away from the situation at hand. 07:35:40
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PORRIM: ((my brain is braining 07:38:24
[color=#a10000]DAMARA: You sneer. [br] "Running away from facts. [COWARD.] Why? Because intimacy is scary? Body is scary? All of us have. Now is not even a real body anymore." [br] You stride over and grab him by the wrist before he can run anywhere. Again. [br] "You plan to spend your whole afterlife running away also? Close eyes while washing your bulge after peeing. Sit down. Eat your fucking marshmallow." Rolling your eyes, you address Kurloz. "This is the eggshell you tapdance on? Almost feel sorry for you." 07:45:32
[color=#2B0057]KURLOZ: His eyes followed the other throughout his tirade, 07:48:12
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[color=#2B0057]KURLOZ: His eyes followed the other throughout his tirade, his expression unwavering, though he did seem a little amused by the extent that Kankri was willing to go to in order to avoid such common acts. They had been here in these bubbles for what felt like longer than an eternity, and yet Kankri remained unwavering on his convictions. Albeit, Kurloz was no different. His own beliefs remained unwavering. Soon enough they would all get what was coming to them. He pushed himself to his feet, waving his hand dismissively at Damara's comment. Kankri was cute, yes, but Kurloz felt no desire to fully pursue him aside from seeing his reactions to the most meager affections. It was something of a form of entertainment, he supposed, but he also found the incredible warmth of someone of such a low hue to be oddly comforting. <THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SO RILED UP.> Kurloz raised his hands a little and rested them on both of their heads, giving them both a few pats. 07:57:42
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "HEY, UNHAND ME!" All things considered, Kankri wasn't being all that... mean. There was certainly plenty of implied disrespect, but he never sought to call either of them outside their names- to fix his pan to concoct some outrageous insult toward their characters or even toward caricatures of what either could be perceived as. He's frustrated with them beyond belief, sure, but Kankri values them both as friends. Even so, he did show restraint as rather than push Damara off like he [i]knows[/i] he could, he chose the slightly more peaceful option of rearing his arm against her grasp only to be subsequently pet by Kurloz in the process. Why is this happening to him!! He must have SHITTIER luck than Cronus at this point.. "I am N9T, and I shall repeat, N9T afraid 9f b9dies 9r intimacy 9r whatever 9ther falseh99ds y9u w9uld like t9 utter! N9ne 9f that is the case!" You are perfectly fine with bodies and intimacy and whatever else comes your way! Who do they think they are talking about! 08:06:36
[color=#a10000]DAMARA: This motherfucker really said unhand me. You guffaw uproariously, until there are tears in your eyes. [br] "Not afraid! You want me to unhand you! [YOU, RUNNING BACK TO PORRIM'S LOVING ARMS FROM THE IDEA THAT ANYONE HAS A NOOK OR A BULGE. THERE IS NOT ONE PERSON ON THE FACE OF THESE BUBBLES WHO BELIEVES YOU ARE NOT AFRAID.]" [br] You [i]don't[/i] unhand him, because you intend to prove a point; you turn his palm up and tuck your cheek into the curve, still smiling full of teeth. You don't break eye contact, even after Makara's feeble attempt at un-riling. Nuzzle into his hand, press a dry kiss to the base of the palm. [br] "Even normal touch you run away. Like getting burned. You have not seen burning." You drop the hand and pat Kurloz's hand atop your head. "Get off. You are ruining my careful hairstyle." 08:17:26
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[color=#2B0057]KURLOZ: All things considered, Kurloz couldn't help but agree with what Damara was saying. Kankri'a actions were very contradictory to what he was saying. He retrieved his hands at Damara's request, his expression no longer holding the usual stagnant smile. <YOUR ACTIONS SPEAK MUCH LOUDER THAN YOUR WORDS. YOU DO NOT SPEAK YOUR TRUTH.> Kurloz stepped away from the two, giving them their space. Having a large clown tower over you does not do much for the nerves, one can only imagine. <WHEN YOU CAN PROVE YOUR WORDS WITH ACTIONS, I WILL BE INCLINED TO BELIEVE YOUR FEEBLE PREACHING.> 08:38:47
[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Maybe if he could speak better Eastern, Damara would take this much more seriously! He has a sense of self to uphold and it will not be so easily stripped away just because neither she nor Kurloz UNDERSTAND! He opened his mouth to talk, berate- shout- SOMETHING, but all of it went to the wind as she cupped herself in his hand and gave his palm a kiss. He was... stunned. What is he supposed to do about this? He should have an answer, right? He usually has answers, doesn't he? Kankri can solve his own problems- he always does- he- he's- everything is far too fast. The talking- the signing,- he's ignorant to the deeper levels of cognizance that goes into those things, he can't understand Kurloz too well, don't they AT LEAST grasp that?? What does he do now? If he tries to flee, he will just be stopped and even if he gets away the pair will just feel, WRONGLY MIGHT HE ADD, vindicated in their assumptions, but what can he do if he stays? He grinds through the creases of his mind, searching for answers- what do his vows state? What all do they encompass? And that's when lightning strikes. He caught a few keywords- primarily ACTIONS. SO FINE, HE CAN BE ACTION-BOUND HOW HARD CAN IT BE. He firmly plants his hands upon Damara's shoulders and despite all the alarms and bells telling him to RUN, he knows that he is well within the confines of his Vows, so none will be broken, nor bent. HE PLANTS A AMATEURISH KISS TO DAMARA'S LIPS 08:52:24
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[color=#a10000] DAMARA: "You see? Even Kurloz agrees. Everyone knows. World imploded not because of fucking. If you are sanctimonious, do it for a reason." [br] You're about to procure another marshmallow when he grabs you by the shoulders, dragging you into a kiss. [br] Let it be said that you did not intend this specific result. What you intended was to prove a point about hypocrisy. What you [i]got[/i] is infinitely funnier. [br] It's so obvious he's never kissed anyone that you almost feel sorry for him. Of course, you're no bleeding heart, so you don't; what you do is open your mouth, so you can run your tongue teasingly along the seam of his lips before you pull away, wiping the saliva off your mouth. You've left an imprint of your lipstick behind on him. Hah. [br] "So you [i]can[/i] do something other than run away. Scandalous. What will the people say?" 09:23:57
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[color=#2B0057]KURLOZ: Kurloz certainly wasn't expecting Kankri to [i]actually[/i] do something. Though, now it seemed like there was some black interest spurring between the two warm blooded individuals. He raised a brow, looking between the two like he was trying to figure out exactly what was happening. Perhaps he hadn't been aggressive enough before? He was never the type to disregard the comfort of those he had any flushed feelings for, however. Letting out a silent sigh, Kurloz reached out and grabbed Kankri by the face, wiping Damara's lipstick from the other's lips. There was a hint of irritation on the mime's face, brows creased together. Once he had gotten the majority of it off, he wiped his hand off on the black part of his body suit. <THAT WAS NOT VERY CONVINCING. FORCING YOURSELF INTO DISPLEASING SITUATIONS TO PROVE A POINT DOES NOT ACTUALLY PROVE A MOTHERFUCKIN POINT. IT SHOWS COWARDICE THAT YOU WOULD FORCE YOURSELF TO DO SOMETHING TO TRY TO END A DISCUSSION.> Kurloz waved his hand, turning away and going to sit back down by the fire. 10:19:33
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