Sunday 13 August 2023

(( as you should, they had it too good for too long 03:07:37

> the mischievous grin returns. “Oh~? You don’t wike it? A cwimey wimey~? What awe you gonna do about it? What’s the sentencing, Mistew Handsome?” Oh god WHY?? Tobira’s out right committing war crimes now in the form of cutsie voices, cat-like shenanigans and teasing! Hansou’s pan must look like teal tapioca pudding by now 03:12:32

> [color=black]The onslaught continues. You frown before sneaking in an attack for the jugular- A neck kiss. You've became aware of this invisible game of turf war and you'll be damned if you lose without a fight. Though, it's very likely that you already lost unknowingly already covered in lipstick marks. Not that you mind. Not many people can say they've been kissed by a Yakuza. ...It occurs to you that you don't need to nightdream about a troll who is cuddling with you right now. Excellent detective work, Hansou. You then decide to make the mistake of tuning back into the conversation again. Oh no.[/color] "Agh! You're despicable. No more Cwimey wim- Crimes. Sentenced to a [i]billion[/i] sweeps in meowbeast jail!" [color=black]You made a mistake but you can still salvage this. You just need to seal this ancient evil before it takes root in your soul. Time is of the essence. Naturally, you enact your plan by placing your head against their chest in an attempt to hear their bloodpusher beat...? Dammit Hansou. [/color] 03:19:46

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> they squeak, oh Lordy Lord you’re blushing again. “Oh nooooes~! Not again! What could I ever do?” They giggled. Then suddenly, head on chest? More blush? The pumper is in hyperdrive btw, kinda expected when someone’s doing what Hansou is doing. “Nyoho~? Tease me with a kiss like that? How rude.” They smiled as they still held the other close and moving the hands accordingly. “Hear any good tunes?” 03:28:10

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> " Huh? What do you mean again?-"[color=black] The silly crime antics is suddenly stopped short by what you hear. You blink. That is concerningly fast. Maybe this is normal? Given where you are right now, it's a little understandable. It's easy to forget that behind this big bad Yakuza, there exists a cute troll that's [i]just[/i] as squirmy as you are. It's little peeks like this that make this back and forth even sweeter. Without a word, you use a free hand to gently guide one of Tobira's arms to your head. You place their hand to be cupped over one of your ears, as if donning on a stethoscope. ...This changes absolutely nothing in sound quality. You just wanted to be held by them :3 [/color] "Hmmmm..." [color=black] You've come up with yet another surprise attack. Maybe they were onto something about your specialty tactics. [/color] "Oh? I think I hear something..." [color=black] You pause for dramatic effect.[/color] "Tobiwa is the hottest twoww in the wowwd? And the cutest one too? [i]And[/i] supew dupew head ovew heews in wove with someone cwose by? Woah! Thank you Tobira's bloodpusher! I never would've guessed!" 03:47:29

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> they snort, you can’t believe it. Your weapons got reverse engineered! “Nyeheh, that little traitor! Outed me to the whole wide world.” They fake pouted, offering smol scritch with the hand over Hansou’s ear. “Bet yours would say the same too though~.” They added… wait hold up. “You just call me a hottie? Now I know for sure what your pumper’s thinking about me.” Busted! 03:57:42

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> [color=black] [/color] "Hahah. They only said what was true!" [color=black]-You allow yourself to sink into them, shutting your eyes closed. Back to purring. You lazily turn to look up to the source this much-appreciated affection as they begin to speak again.[/color] "Mmm... Nope. You don't know that for sure. I would take you up on that bet but... You neeeever will know what my bloodpusher will say, because I'm going to stay here foreeever." [color=black] A grin slowly creeps up onto your face at these silly antics. You're so proud of yourself over nothing. You're never going to give up this makeshift-pillow. Why would you? Its part of the best troll you've ever met! You sink back into a trance of a purring, rising and falling in volume in sync with the scritching.[/color] 04:08:25

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> they smiled. “You know what, I’m ok with this fate. You’re way cuter this way, even if it includes a sudden sexy neck kiss now and then.” They teased as they say before resuming the close holding and upper back and head scritching. Oh yeah, forever sounds like an appropriate time frame right now. “Guess that knowledge will forever be forbidden to me~.” Insert dramatic sigh 04:16:05

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> [color=black] You make a sound you don't think has ever been heard before on alternia before in protest. A group of scientists at the top of their fields have attempted to transcribe it to the best of their abilities... It falls somewhere between the gentle chittering of a squeakbeast and the aggressive yowling of a meowbeast. You [i]almost[/i] made a coherent rebuttal before coming to a shocking realization: Your pride and morals can't compare to hugs and cuddles. You've resigned yourself to this prison of your own making. In response, you decide to leave a gift right on Tobira's torso. Another kiss.[/color] "Maybe one day. Just... later. I'm too-" [color=black] An invisible, all-powerful force seems to have grazed you in the sweet spot [i]right[/i] beneath the arch of your horns. The gentle humming of an engine encompasses the block. You feel a little guilty being spoiled like this before silencing your doubts. You wouldn't have gotten away with as much as you did if Tobira didn't want to spoil you. Who are you to deny someone of what they want?[/color] 04:30:04

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(( o/ anon 04:41:11

> they smiled, hushing the troll. “Shhh, hush kitten. Perhaps at dusk we can talk more about this over tea. I guess a pumper to pumper~?” They giggled at that before purring in tune and they start focusing on that new area to scritch. “Besides, I found a weak spot I wanna toy with~” you demon! How dare you! Of all the words to use and you had to use those! 04:51:41

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> [color=black] The putty in Tobira's hands barely seems to register the words that they're speaking. You mumble something that can vaguely be construed as a yes. You use the remaining remnants of your strength to speak.[/color] "The kitt-.. agrees. You sugg-.. small breaks fo-... words. Mmm."[color=black] Your pan has been thoroughly scrambled to the point where your quirk somehow snuck in there. Hopefully you got the point through the purring. At least inner monologue is more or less intact. If today is has been any indicator, Tea and shopping sounds like a wonderful time! You hear your beloved begin to speak again. Ah. Well. -This is the first time you haven't blushed! To hell with context! Tobira can toy with your 'weak spot' as long as it means you get to feel as warm as you do. Not that you would ever dare to admit that out loud!!!! Your pan drifts back to the previous topic, wondering what else you could spend your time tomorrow on. Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to concentrate with all of that going on beneath your horns... Head? How about...?[/color] "Get hair...done? Bo- [i]Both.[/i]" 05:11:23

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> they chuckled, easing up on the scritchies to help they be more coherent. “Oh? Like a little spa day? I think that’s a cute idea for a second date~. Just two unofficial mates having a fashion day.” They giggled as they closed their eyes. Scritchies are slowing down slightly. Damn you sleep demons! Why must you condemn society!? 05:21:15

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> [color=black] You slowly begin to snap out of your trance only to realize that you've been being attacked on two fronts this entire time. The sandman approaches. [/color] "Mhm! We'll take the world by storm, nyheheh..." [color=black] You're pan is slowly cooking at the drop of a certain word. "Date". While [i]yes[/i], just about any sane troll would've recognized today as a date, this is the first time Tobira actually confirmed it! You're being a huge wriggler about this, Hansou. You shou- Your overanalysis train crashes into another wave of scritches. Much appreciated. Your legs silk-clad legs decide to act on their own, getting more comfortable by latching around Tobira's waist as you cling to them in your stupor. Your thoughts slowly begin to grow hazy as sleep's tendrils take hold. [/color] "Goodlight.." [color=black] And in a matter of a single week, Hansou has been lured into range of the catboyification beam. Unfortunate. You drift off to the land of dreams.[/color] 05:36:11

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(( word duplication glitch... 05:36:55

(*crowd cheering sounds* eyyyo da nerds are in for it now! 05:38:41

(( they're great 05:39:38

(( i can and will smoosh them together 05:39:45

((soon, soon the smooshing with smoosh the smoosh 05:40:58

(( sage advice 05:41:21

(imma go commit a die, and maybe be back by lunch time cause I’m learning how to car 05:43:12

(( o7 05:43:21

(( vanishing to sleep due to timezones 05:43:31

(( but to be resumed:tm: 05:43:51

((Pap , fare thee well! 05:44:19

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(MY VITAL ORGANS- BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 09:22:50

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> "Uhhh... me? Just now? That's kinda why I said 'no need to rush' or was your work-poisoned pan to busy thinking about all those quote unquote "important things" you "need" to get done?" You laugh a bit, it's amazing how someone can essentially be running on fumes- heck, not even that much; Running on the [i][u]IDEA[/u][/i] of fumes and still have enough actual energy to stress. Finally back on campus, feels good to know your dorm is within grasp. Hm. Thinking a bit harder, you're sure you can guess what's going to happen: you're going to get there, they're going to go to their dorm, aaaaaaannnd make an excuse. Something something 'the sky will fall if I don't finish this report on why I need to finish this report and not relax'. It's funny, pure sitcom material in the best way. Sure, you hate weakness and cowards, but not like... [i]hate[/i] hate. You like poking fun at cowardice, ultimately, though, it'll be no skin off your back if they decide to run away. You forgive it this time around, next time though you've gotta dunk on them just a little bit- of course that's only [i]IF[/i] they're planning to run or try and excuse themself. You could be completely wrong, you'd like to be, "Hive sweet hive is just ahead at long last." 11:14:37

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((Hoi 17:36:15

hello 17:40:19

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(my favorite alaskan bullworms in one place 17:46:59

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((meow meow 18:07:04

(hohoo shake and bake time 18:07:52

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(wawawawa 21:20:04

(what about Wawa? Them mfs can't get my orders right, always be getting a 15 dollar refund 21:21:57

(( oh christ is that real place 21:22:52

(ye like an extra large 7/11 with more stuff 21:24:08

(and more personalized stuff like milkshakes and parfaits >:u 21:24:30

(oh, so like how Mernards just a lesser more cozy form of Home Depot 21:25:53

((… Wait, personalized shakes >:0 21:27:44

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